Checking out me History read by John Agard

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  • @MarcusofMenace
    @MarcusofMenace 6 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    dem tell me bout some poem written by some guy, but dem never tell me how to get a job in life

  • @duffisgood1238
    @duffisgood1238 8 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Who's here because this what you have to bloody learn in are bloody anthology books

    • @BIKERGaming
      @BIKERGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Duffisgood 123 me, they're really boring

    • @albond
      @albond 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Duffisgood 123 *our

    • @brightamiii
      @brightamiii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Honestly, I’d willingly study this poem a million times over freakin “My Last Duchess”. John Agard is a legend.

    • @albond
      @albond 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bright New Future I hate My Last Duchess

    • @penguino3480
      @penguino3480 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a freakin stupid end of year test on this ughhhh

  • @hamptonenglishcoaching3474
    @hamptonenglishcoaching3474 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Love love this poem. I saw John Agard perform this live in Reading GCSE poetry Live last year. Brilliant...an inventive, powerfully eloquent delivery of a unique, adventurous mosaic of a poem. He IS the poem and the poem is him. Love that voice, man! Would love to locate more recordings of Agard performing his poems live. When he finished reading this at the Poetry Live so, he waved a sort of salute to the audience as he left. The man commanded total respect and I got the sense, as he left the stage, that we'd witnessed poetic and cultural history taking place. Respect.

    • @GREATSLUMBER
      @GREATSLUMBER 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      its sad that all the top comments are saying that they laughed

    • @mako3671
      @mako3671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's frankly racist tbh

    • @v0id_d3m0n
      @v0id_d3m0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mako3671 he sorta does have a point tho

  • @glo0py22
    @glo0py22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Why is there just 3 whole minutes of complete silence

  • @RedeemedCode
    @RedeemedCode 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I was sat in English and I started Dying when this came on haha

  • @Jake5537t
    @Jake5537t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When someone checks out your internet history

  • @elitegamerz1128
    @elitegamerz1128 9 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    listened to this in my English class
    couldn't stop laughing

    • @harrisontasker2236
      @harrisontasker2236 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I had the same experience today! I was in tears...

    • @darthjarjarthewise3279
      @darthjarjarthewise3279 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Harrison Tasker Macaroni cheese

    • @Jake5537t
      @Jake5537t 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same haha i was in tears 😂😂

    • @EditionsFPS
      @EditionsFPS 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same today

    • @fi275
      @fi275 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      same xxxx

  • @123-g1v1l
    @123-g1v1l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Honestly heard the best joke I've ever heard in English today
    Teacher: what's repeated in the poem London?
    Student: dem tell me

  • @halssaax6583
    @halssaax6583 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    We listened to this in English and everyone died

    • @isabellaastin3873
      @isabellaastin3873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yoongi is my life omg same

    • @xoemilymay
      @xoemilymay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yoongi is also my life

    • @SewaSwra
      @SewaSwra 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isabella astin Min YOONGI
      😂

  • @FerroDiDestra
    @FerroDiDestra 10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    DEM TELL ME

  • @teamcori
    @teamcori 8 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    We're studying this in the 2016-2017 English Literature GCSE Spec. and this poem is far the funniest.

    • @GamingsForTheMad
      @GamingsForTheMad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahaha same. "Dem tell me bout ole king cole was a merry ole soul" 😂😂😂

    • @teamcori
      @teamcori 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are You Mad ? That was the best part lool.

    • @finn3224
      @finn3224 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nebula - Agar.io my English teacher reading this is hilarious

    • @thdgaming6913
      @thdgaming6913 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      you won't be laughing when you get your grades back :/

    • @teamcori
      @teamcori 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tHD Gaming because I'll be crying with joy 😊

  • @luciacox5543
    @luciacox5543 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Ole king cole was a merry ole soul"

  • @lewisthellama2569
    @lewisthellama2569 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The poem isn't bad, but Christ I can't tell if it's a song or a poem by this reading..

    • @demvicrl
      @demvicrl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lewis the llama it’s sang like a song to distract you from the actual point

    • @v0id_d3m0n
      @v0id_d3m0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@demvicrl or rather to emphasise it

  • @chronos6649
    @chronos6649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Another “listened to this in English person”
    I have to say, this will be the easiest poem to memorise, I can just sing it

  • @alexsquires6254
    @alexsquires6254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Had to listen to this in English today, stitches 😂😂

  • @JdabaD101
    @JdabaD101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My history teacher told us about Toussaint L'Ouverture.

  • @youremumgae8657
    @youremumgae8657 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    The only good poem in GCSE english

    • @RedeemedCode
      @RedeemedCode 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no

    • @demvicrl
      @demvicrl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @dylanhayes10
      @dylanhayes10 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re Mum gae true

    • @thefountainpendesk
      @thefountainpendesk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re Mum gae agreed

    • @murrayjones694
      @murrayjones694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Remains is the only other decent one I've done so far, but poppies is the shittest.

  • @jaibates744
    @jaibates744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Still doing this in 2018 GCSEs but no regrets. I love this poem. Its one of the best in the anthology!

    • @venancecod1426
      @venancecod1426 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you pass your GCSE English

  • @faskia1313
    @faskia1313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    lol the teacher put this on in my class everyone started laughing and a guy in my class cried of laughter and then we all got detention.
    Thanks Miss Thomas

  • @bigbangbot-SuperSqank
    @bigbangbot-SuperSqank 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Out of all the poems I had to learn in school, this is the only one I could remember years later.

  • @aquadose7866
    @aquadose7866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That dead space though.

  • @ollyedwards9054
    @ollyedwards9054 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Listened to this in class today and had me in fits 😂😂😂

  • @MiniMunchTMDavidOfficial
    @MiniMunchTMDavidOfficial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    deep

  • @thefountainpendesk
    @thefountainpendesk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I memorised the poem and that helped to add quotes all throughout my comparison and I got 25/30

  • @Sarah-tm5bz
    @Sarah-tm5bz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    saw him at poetry live, he's a damn great man

  • @heartlocket7328
    @heartlocket7328 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is too funny 😂

  • @vermilisix
    @vermilisix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I looked at this poem in my English class and had to hold back the laughter at 1:33

  • @janemarie8589
    @janemarie8589 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:33 ahahaha!!!!!!

    • @NiniDee73
      @NiniDee73 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jane Marie ole king Cole was a very ole soul

    • @Ahmed_Sudani
      @Ahmed_Sudani 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah that was funny

  • @GoogleAccount-ir1pq
    @GoogleAccount-ir1pq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:33 cracked me up in English 😂

  • @marinapenellasorinas9089
    @marinapenellasorinas9089 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Could you please tell me to what collection of poems from John Agard belong this one? Could it be to We Brits (2006)?? Thanks for the reply.

  • @fists100
    @fists100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    O L E K I N G C O L E

  • @croft4746
    @croft4746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have to memorise this is two days and read it out to my class in the accent, help!

  • @zakkfromskellten
    @zakkfromskellten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I fucking rate this one man

  • @lb22853
    @lb22853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why the hell is there 3 and a half minutes of the end part. Pointless

  • @yabombo8145
    @yabombo8145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    watch the views spike up this time of year, hello to all you year 10s as of 2019
    percy shelley has a batty crease yang

  • @nicky5407
    @nicky5407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My teacher played this in our English class and when I told you I was dieing-

  • @DogBowlFan
    @DogBowlFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    hello future generation of english students,
    good luck getting through this stupid poem

  • @lukeworrall8107
    @lukeworrall8107 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lit

  • @sambarringer2862
    @sambarringer2862 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is so good wtf

  • @mirageinthedesert5448
    @mirageinthedesert5448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dem tell me bout he poem

  • @GREATSLUMBER
    @GREATSLUMBER 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:33

    • @demvicrl
      @demvicrl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      RiftOnly dem tell me ole king coke was a merry ole soul but dem never tell me bout Mary Seacole

  • @alyssa_c1232
    @alyssa_c1232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who's listening to this the night before their English lit 2 exam? Role on 23rd of May 2019 😭😂😭

    • @oskarhinds3179
      @oskarhinds3179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm here this morning ngl

    • @alyssa_c1232
      @alyssa_c1232 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m praying exposure comes up. Plus j know no story other than chemistry and the darkness out there. So basically I'm gonna fail haha. Good luck tho!!! 💜

    • @alyssa_c1232
      @alyssa_c1232 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I want exposure or storm on the island

    • @oskarhinds3179
      @oskarhinds3179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cant wait for tissue to come up 😂😭

    • @alyssa_c1232
      @alyssa_c1232 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yass. A family supper and war photography!!!! Loved that exam. How did you think it went?

  • @joemckeown7064
    @joemckeown7064 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    So whats wrong with learning about english history

    • @GREATSLUMBER
      @GREATSLUMBER 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nothing is wrong learning about English history. What he is trying to say is that when we learn, it's always about English or France, but never the black country.

    • @zubairhamid-johnstone5359
      @zubairhamid-johnstone5359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fam you british people are wet

    • @Mariaratgirl
      @Mariaratgirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      daddy

    • @diabetusultrainstinct7737
      @diabetusultrainstinct7737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm british and I am fully dry at the minute

  • @staceyreay
    @staceyreay 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Analysis
    th-cam.com/video/dJQ8AKLHESM/w-d-xo.html

  • @vv_zaksyeman_vv4664
    @vv_zaksyeman_vv4664 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    this guys a proper Gstar

    • @GREATSLUMBER
      @GREATSLUMBER 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're the biggest troll i've ever seen my son

  • @rubenajyoti9277
    @rubenajyoti9277 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    We learning this in English couldn't stop laughin

    • @RachelLesley
      @RachelLesley 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      same 😂😂😂

    • @memeulous644
      @memeulous644 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Chitty Chatty Commenter shut up

    • @GREATSLUMBER
      @GREATSLUMBER 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How the hell is he racist?

    • @GREATSLUMBER
      @GREATSLUMBER 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude. The narration is "unusual" because "dem tell me" that we're taught to make a poem to fit other lines well so it sounds right and he just clearly doesn't want to follow that.

    • @Cthulhu621
      @Cthulhu621 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh so he is racist is he, considering that this poem was inspired by his history class, where he saw all they taught him was a European view of history it was them that were racist towards the black people. I would say you are the racist one here, as you are assuming as he is half cast that he is wrong just because he is of a different skin colour. its people like you that don't deserve oxygen, if I ever find you, you can bet I will uphold my word. look up Anonymous and maybe you'll find I will

  • @autismcentral2634
    @autismcentral2634 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Busted a load all over my neighbours cat to this

  • @user-lj4jn8dv5b
    @user-lj4jn8dv5b 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m in year 8 and we’re doing AQA power and conflict GCSE
    We listened to this in class today I was laughing my ass off😂😂😂😂

  • @teal6436
    @teal6436 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why is there such a long gap after it’s finished?

  • @Shea_rat_milk
    @Shea_rat_milk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m off today but this friend texted me and told me to listen

  • @reflexx_2976
    @reflexx_2976 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    play it at the speed of 2.0 its hilarious and even at 0.25

  • @GREATSLUMBER
    @GREATSLUMBER 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    wagwan dem tell me son

  • @ranjeetbains2577
    @ranjeetbains2577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In my English class 😂

  • @Jdht-ldn
    @Jdht-ldn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    White poem anthology book?

  • @yumekitty_
    @yumekitty_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love the 3 minutes of absolute silence.. favorite part

  • @charliewalsh1832
    @charliewalsh1832 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    is he coming back?

  • @lukaszgut621
    @lukaszgut621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shout out to my cat steph

  • @lucyw4795
    @lucyw4795 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Run away with a spoon!!!!!

  • @iwantipping3218
    @iwantipping3218 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Earrape is better than the original

  • @milliglynne795
    @milliglynne795 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone here before the lit paper 2 exam tomorrow?

  • @CraftyCharacterStudio
    @CraftyCharacterStudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello 👋

  • @accountformc4801
    @accountformc4801 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    NANI?!

  • @samah3072
    @samah3072 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am disgusted by the level of disrespect from those who are commenting about how this was played in their English class and they 'died' and were 'cracking up'. Ya'll stupid as hell and very uneducated, this poem explains black history and how many of our ancestors were able to stand up to slavery and racism for black lives. Our roots and backgrounds, this explains how our history is not taught as it should be and thats purely due to haters and uneducated fouls who like to comment dumb shit, its deep that some of the black children in the UK dont know the truth about their race because its being erased and turned on.

  • @ibraheemiqbal135
    @ibraheemiqbal135 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Is he Jamaican

    • @Jake5537t
      @Jake5537t 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @arnoldw877
      @arnoldw877 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Jake Steven Sheppard no he's from Guyana

    • @denisk9412
      @denisk9412 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No he's from china

    • @dannpuff9475
      @dannpuff9475 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ibraheem Iqbal Afro Guyanese

    • @memeulous644
      @memeulous644 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Chitty Chatty Commenter Jamaica is in the Caribbean

  • @Jake5537t
    @Jake5537t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everyone kept making fun of me and telling me to shut up when I found this funny, glad other people on here have the same humour as me lmao

  • @harrybull7136
    @harrybull7136 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sams Learning this in my English class

    • @demvicrl
      @demvicrl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stavros Evokhamun shame on you

  • @marktamer6268
    @marktamer6268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Subscribe to me

  • @descartesdonkey4291
    @descartesdonkey4291 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    A brilliant man! As for the racism and the white embarrassment bout colonial crimes - hey wake up .You and your grand father are guilty of mass slavery every time you go to the Town hall or a stately home full of precious art - all bought on the back of a black slave making your sugar,

    • @harveycrook5365
      @harveycrook5365 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What on earth

    • @SoundsofWarOfficial
      @SoundsofWarOfficial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shame your not bashing all the muslims that still sell slaves, or the Turks who had one of the largest empires in history and did mass slavery dealing, only the whites, I wonder who the racist really is, as for Agard, who expects us to teach about his history rather than our own, he is quite clearly absurd in his poetry, besides now-a-days we dont actually learn about our own national history, only the history of others, anyone who takes GCSE History knows this.

    • @strafeist2585
      @strafeist2585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Descartes' Donkey How am I guilty of mass slavery? My grandfather isn't either.

    • @MugApwool
      @MugApwool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yeah definitely, me and my Grandads love a good ol' bit of slave trading, in fact, it's my favourite pastime.
      I am not defined by my ancestors' actions. I am not my ancestors, you racist.

  • @georgebibby477
    @georgebibby477 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    same

  • @Blaver
    @Blaver 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    im here from Mr Bruff

  • @pinkiifaerie
    @pinkiifaerie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't believe my teacher sent me this. -.-

  • @akmalshazad5535
    @akmalshazad5535 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    learning this poem sounds good

  • @lemmie6951
    @lemmie6951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please don't be the extract tomorrow

    • @bobbikachere3714
      @bobbikachere3714 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lemmie6 i have a feeling it will be

    • @v0id_d3m0n
      @v0id_d3m0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was it?

    • @lemmie6951
      @lemmie6951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope, tbh i dont remember which one we got, but it was a pretty good one.

  • @slightlyspicysheep
    @slightlyspicysheep 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dem never tell me bout dat

  • @camtoxgaming9036
    @camtoxgaming9036 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    this was rah sick still

  • @patburrell4540
    @patburrell4540 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is not my history we are African people sold into the slave trade however this is interesting to know that you landed in America when your people from Jamaica went to America

  • @HeraldOD
    @HeraldOD 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    OIB squad!

  • @theteacupman7869
    @theteacupman7869 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i cant take this seriously

  • @martakowalska5749
    @martakowalska5749 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    AYO HOL UP

    • @GREATSLUMBER
      @GREATSLUMBER 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ole king cole was a merry ole soul

  • @viangarg1129
    @viangarg1129 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    hi gfs

  • @sienna5059
    @sienna5059 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OMG i watched this is wnglish and everyone was laughing so much xD 😂😂😂

  • @rajaayan8040
    @rajaayan8040 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is he singing or what

  • @josephwiewel3248
    @josephwiewel3248 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's sebastian the crab

  • @harrybull7136
    @harrybull7136 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I meant Same

  • @ashleylayne0
    @ashleylayne0 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    T hyper

  • @krxno8597
    @krxno8597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sounds like a caveman that just got a job and is trying to sing

  • @PratPlayz
    @PratPlayz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    dem tell me no one cares............................

  • @mako3671
    @mako3671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Let's be honest, listening to one racist complain about racism is a waste of time

  • @mohammedragab231
    @mohammedragab231 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am arabic and i have no fucking clue what is going on lmao

    • @tygabag4581
      @tygabag4581 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Senile old man with no talent, not sure why English teachers do this poem. Affirmative action?

  • @zeus___4757
    @zeus___4757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    is this guy on crack

  • @PratPlayz
    @PratPlayz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hows this even a poem.Hes just throwing out random words with a voice like a 1980s honda engine.

  • @Sea-zu4bj
    @Sea-zu4bj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Poem studied in English does not follow English

  • @superhamz7
    @superhamz7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really hate this guy

  • @cowboylikearya
    @cowboylikearya 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    DEM TELL ME that this song is cringe af and the best song ever heard.hahhahahahahha.I DONT KNOW BUT DEM TELL ME WHAT DEM WANT TO TELL ME

  • @TheHumanEwok
    @TheHumanEwok 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i hate this poem