"we dont want kids eating our crayon it could stunt their growth!" *meanwhile Troydan at age 33 washing them down with a Pepsi in a Tubeman Inflatable suit
2K- “What should the color of this card be?” Random 2K Worker- “Yo I just unlocked Dark Matter on Bo3” 2K- “THAT’S GENIUS WE SHALL CALL THE CARDS DARK MATTER”
Imagine your parents walk into you watching a 33 yr old eating crayons
lmao
LOL
I'd rather not imagine that.
😂
It's funny cuz it can happen to me at any time.
"we dont want kids eating our crayon it could stunt their growth!" *meanwhile Troydan at age 33 washing them down with a Pepsi in a Tubeman Inflatable suit
Hahaha
Zay dawg tf u doing here😂
Zaddy
i think troy is the kid that ate the crayons
U know Troy is going to do anything for that dark matter zion and mj
Bro he dropped all 2.3 mil on him lol he coulda saved so much MT but oh well it is what it is👀
Cuh
ANYTHING? ;)
Even that gawk gawk 3000
What about lonnzoo
Can we all please take a second to appreciate what troydan goes through for our entertainment
I pray for the therapist in the future that will have to deal with Troys shit
Or the doctors doing surgery on his stomach💀
This is the comment 👑👑👑
@ceylani gotta taste the rainbow
Like the shit he’s done or his actual shit
Man that tweet sound effect never gets old.
Troydans poop finna be multicolored
finna be a whole damn rainbow
skittles: taste the rainbow
Gonna look like the pride flag
@@legitlazzer1877 ITS GONNA COME OUT DJEHDBHEOSUE*DJDOIWNWISJD
don’t say finna u12
“I’ve been eyeing the grape one” like they’re fucking flavors
LMAOO
Bro it’s a joke
Imagine watching this as a new viewer lol
Yep I been sub
Facts they wouldn't understand anything 💀
Ur a new sub joined TH-cam a year ago bitch
@@ttalk2k799 why the sparkles???
@@parkerlandergan8217 he’s gay
Troydan: I highly recommend not to eat crayons
Yeah I think the box says that too 💀
This man will do anything for a good my team card
that’s the point of the video
You new here?
Yaaa THINK!!!
Facts
Are you new?
Troydan pack openings honestly is one of the few things on earth that give me pure joy
I can’t believe this man is actually eating crayons
It’s chocolate
@@janokalashyan2682 fr no way he’s eating real crayons 😂
@@tristenmelder4138 it’s actually edible
And he ain’t even take the paper off ☠️
Really?! What about spend +4M VC and not a single DM Card? Don't you think that's a bit more impressive?! Not to mention nonsense?
if troy don’t end up in the hospital after this he’s definitely a higher power
Nah bro he was the crackhead kid that got hit with two basketballs
this man just paid for a 2k employees entire years worth salary
Its funny cause its true.
The day has come where Troy doesn’t care for Galaxy Opals 😭
Didnt happen till july last year lol
@@-ben-- no cause last year opals were the best thing
@@cameronsaintjohn9460 which were opals
@@cameronsaintjohn9460 ye they were dude
@@cameronsaintjohn9460 but goat cards were opals dude💀💀
Don’t you just love watching a grown man in an inflatable tube costume opening virtual packs and eating crayons
It’s what I subscribed for
@@K_D_A same
yes
😂👌
Now thats what you call content
Piggy wants his crayons back.
Why don't they Have a Dark Matter Lonzo? That Would Be The Best Card In History
we already have dark matter lonzo
*lonzo after trade rumors*
@@jonathansellars885 be careful bro troydan bouta put u in the basement 😂😂
Itd be overpowered
Why Do You Capitilize Every Word You Type?
@@brandon2037 BeCause I Can Lol Sorry If I Offended You In Any Way
“What did u do last night” “ i watched a 33 year old play video games and eat crayons”
I've been waiting for this ever since the cards dropped yessir
Same bro
Why⁉️ This is so dumb
@@korhashamo u a new viewer?
@@korhashamo that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard
@@korhashamoare u new😂
Man these are my favorite kind of videos from TroyDan
Yeah
This is why they have to make non toxic crayons
Not even for kids 😂
Crayons aren’t even toxic in the first place
@@Yearlybow some are
@@amogus5534 not crayola
This is one of the best Troydan videos in awhile
2K- “What should the color of this card be?”
Random 2K Worker- “Yo I just unlocked Dark Matter on Bo3”
2K- “THAT’S GENIUS WE SHALL CALL THE CARDS DARK MATTER”
Wasn’t dark matter 2k15 too?
@@parkergibb8005 I don’t think I think it was just GO
@@parkergibb8005 if it was what was the point of having it in the game if you’re just gonna take it out and wait 5 years to put it back in?
@@endk.3500 idk madden does that idk I never even played 2k15
@@parkergibb8005 nah 2k15-2k18 highest was pink diamond, 2k19 was first GO and this is the first dark matter card ever
10:01 WTF 🤣😭 THE BACKGROUND BRO😭😭
Just by the thumbnail I can tell this is going to be great
I mean Troydan doesn’t miss🤷🏽♂️
Fax
@@OmarWkbari fr bih
Faxx
@@DinoAviation so says bih in 2021 cuh
Troys the goat bro🐐
Look at the thumbnail and you can tell this is gonna be 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Exactly
U speaking facts my guy
One thing I love about troydan is that he has kept the same vibe he has kept the same tradition for every pack opening
everybody say happy birthday to troydan!!!
It’s not his birthday
@Jason Walworth so they are a clown? I don’t understand the overuse of the clown emoji just explain it clown 🤡
I’m not even trippin on him eating crayons but that fact that he ate it with the paper still on it lol he outta pocket
Yea fr
This reminds me of when galaxy opals came out in 2k19
5:26 “you’re the reason we’re not allowed to go to the family reunion” 😭🤣
Alternate title: Grown man opens packs while Marines watch him eat a hearty meal.
They treating y’all with a 64 pack of crayons today?
“Once you hit that ‘Buy VC’ button, you’ve already lost.”
"DBG"
Oh I missed these videos. They’re always streams now
Isn’t a stream LOL it’s a premiere
@@gavingillman3250 I know I said it is always streams now
@@gavingillman3250 he means he missed the vids and they are all streams now 😐 buddy
yeah i was happy to get a noti that troy is releasing a vid but it turned out to be a stream of 3 hours
Troy cures my depression like look at him him how do you not love Troy
I think this one will go as a historic pack opening
Can we just shoutout to Troy's stomach?
And his poo
@@brady7418 his poo would be happy to leave that living hell lmao
11:24 is when he starts opening the packs
"Get this stupid inflatable costume so I can eat a crayon"
-Troydan, 2021
I like that troydan thinks before he nearly throws up
Troydans challenge: Eating US marine rations
lmao😂
lmaoooo
He did russian rations before
@@jaydadon6733 in the jail suit😂
@@jaydadon6733 exactly
Whenever troy goes to the hospital his doctor must be so confused with everything he finds in his stomach
As a subway employee I can confirm that a locker code a day is in fact better than working at subway
I do not play 2k I have never played 2k except a few times at friends houses... but I still religiously watch every Troydan video
Troydans thumbnails are what people on Acid see
I WANT IGUODALA
@@Kawhiburnergaming 🐐
😂😂😂
I used to go under the tables in prep and eat crayons so I’m kinda immune to eating them lol
The love watching a 33 year old man eat crayons dressed as a flimsy balloon trying to pull a virtual card
I’m currently concerned about Troydan’s mental health
Lmao
Troy at this point is just going to flight mode high af 😂
Next video: drinking rat poison for dark matter kobe
“I want to have another black one in my mouth”
-Troydan 😂😅😂😅
I swear Troy is the most entertaining TH-camr ever
At 7:21 it’s Troy naming all the kids in his basement
crunch from the crayon kinda nice
Don’t mind me, I’m just here for the Donkey Kong.
Troydan always making my day better😭🐐
“i’m 33” LMFAOOOOOOO
Crayons "BUSSIN" 🥵
Imagine seeing Troy in real life sacrificing one item that would look so weird.
Troy should play with rapper rosters in 2k
Preciate it Troy for these bangers🙏🏼💯
bro first troy vid I've watched in 6 months and he's eating crayons 😭😭😭
Bro the dark matter cards looking 🔥 have to give this one to the guy Ronnie for this one
Troydan I was having a really shitty day so I loaded up TH-cam and saw you posted and man you just are an amazing person fucking love you man
I actually can’t believe his luck when he landed on the tokens and it didn’t count 😂
Also, rip the PlayStation 4 😭
Respect to people who didn't call him an idiot
Can we start a go fund me for Troydan? This man is eating crayons at 33...
Thanks Troy for always makings me laugh lol😂 u always come thru when needed 👌🏾💯
Poor Troydan spent 2k on 2k 😭😭
Naw Troydan got caught in 4k spending 8k on 2k
This feels more like a Marine recruitment video than a 2k video
“Dark matter” lol, ronnie wanna take call of duty’s flow
Troy Dan makes online school a lot better
Dark matter higher than opal?
Kinda
@@offbrand4648 yes they are not kinda
No shit sherlock 99>every other overall
@@offbrand4648 kinda what lmao
no. its the lowest tier in the game
It's looking like troydan grinded levels 😅😏
POV: Troy eats crayons on a daily basis
Narrative of Self is the result of a feedback loop between “Separate Self” & Cosmos⭕️
2k should legit be sued for promoting gambling lol shits criminal this just proves it poor troydan I feel for you
It’s his job
He stepped it up in this video. Love ya daddy Dan and keep up the good work👏
What a intro lol
I’m happy this Troydan is back 😂😂
Troy really payed 2 mil mt for Zion I’m shocked
I'm not shocked lol
that lowkey made me mad he could’ve had zion and mj idk why he goes all in it bugs 😂
grown ass man eating crayons and i’m watching it i can’t believe it 😭
My man really just said “i want a BLACK one in my mouth”
Woah but he could mean anything
Troy gotta show us his topshot collection
United States Marines watching this: heavy breathing
At this point I won't be shocked if Troy's an actual masochist
Its like a kid having to eat vegetables and they dont like them
I miss this old Intro with the packs🔥🔥
Nobody cares how early you are
Troy's throw up is gonna be colorfullll 🥺🏳️🌈
He is the king of random content
Troy should def upload his single player grind
Moment of silence for the crayons.....
R.I.P CRAYONS
Man I thought I would never watch this guy againg
The marines are proud of you troydan
Getting those 2K19-2K20 vibes
Bruh this man deserves so much it takes him 10 minutes to open one pack