Non-celebrity stupid headline, it was after an oil rig disaster, one of the widows went into early labour from the shock and delivered the baby. So it showed her in the hospital with what they called "the world's newest orphan and his mum."
@@Tralby19 Precisely! The only qualification to being an orphan is that you have NO parents. This baby's father wasn't alive at the time of his birth and that was sad but to call him The World's Newest Orphan then add "with his mum"...sensaltionalist?
So do I. But that's because hotel dressing gowns are for short, skinny people and I'm neither of those things. I hate the bathrobes in hotels which don't even go around me and leave me with a southerly exposure...
I hate celebrity news and the papparazzi who tout it. Any time I see a photo of some actor or singer on the beach with circles around their wobbly bits or getting out of a car flashing their knickers, I immediately think more about the person taking the picture. Down in the gutter looking up women's skirts. You couldn't pay me enough to lower my dignity to do that and I've been homeless lol. Sick animals. They are responsible for an awful lot of the degradation of social morals - them and the celebrities who sell themselves to that machine and above all the people who pay them to do it by buying gossip and scandal about people they don't know.
0:25 I consider blue jeans the USA's major contribution to global culture. I'm not particularly pro-American, but jeans - brilliant!
Non-celebrity stupid headline, it was after an oil rig disaster, one of the widows went into early labour from the shock and delivered the baby. So it showed her in the hospital with what they called "the world's newest orphan and his mum."
Can you explain the headline
@@Tralby19 No, I can't. I can only say that it's stupid.
@@weehaggis4720 OK I just don't get how he is an orphan
@@Tralby19 Precisely! The only qualification to being an orphan is that you have NO parents. This baby's father wasn't alive at the time of his birth and that was sad but to call him The World's Newest Orphan then add "with his mum"...sensaltionalist?
@@weehaggis4720 lol I get ya
Weird seeing high fives and handshakes.
David Mitchell brings his own dressing gown to hotels
That's why he never appears as a mirror headline. Smart guy
Yeah well he would wouldn't he
David's special travel dressing gown.
So do I. But that's because hotel dressing gowns are for short, skinny people and I'm neither of those things. I hate the bathrobes in hotels which don't even go around me and leave me with a southerly exposure...
1:20 - They don't even match
I’m sorry, would he’d have preferred a what plug now??
Ooooh Book. Sorry. I mis-heard
8:00 Who is the most prolific, then?
Ah, the good old days when made up media shit was wholesome banality.
How that intro didn't descend into "notice how a lot of Dave Gorman fans all dress like him"
I hate celebrity news and the papparazzi who tout it. Any time I see a photo of some actor or singer on the beach with circles around their wobbly bits or getting out of a car flashing their knickers, I immediately think more about the person taking the picture. Down in the gutter looking up women's skirts. You couldn't pay me enough to lower my dignity to do that and I've been homeless lol. Sick animals. They are responsible for an awful lot of the degradation of social morals - them and the celebrities who sell themselves to that machine and above all the people who pay them to do it by buying gossip and scandal about people they don't know.
I just wish you didn't shout so much
First thumbs down.
Aw you rapscallion! We'll get you next time!