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- Meanwhile… A study shows Nemo is a math whiz, Stephen gives his audience “the talk,” and you can now get taco shells blasted by Cinnadust.
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"why the clap back?" Underrated joke, so smooth that the audience didn't even notice it.
I caught it! 😂
I caught that (pun intended.) 😅
i dont get it
I am glad I didn't catch it; I don't have medical insurance.
@@Sleep1ngD0gThe slang name for the disease is "the clap".
Dawn of War screenshot used for World of Warcraft? Lol someone f***ed up!
came here to point that out too xD. Maybe it was an inside joke?
Warcraft ... Warhammer ... What's the difference?
@@hironobu64 I'd be down for World of Warhammer tbh
They want Games Workshop to sue them, clearly.
NERD!!!
Of course Fish can do Math, they spend all their time in schools 🐠 🐟 🐠 🐟
That would have been a better joke than the calculator one, imo.
They're almost as smart as a puff adder.
😂😂😂
👍😂👍😂
give this guy a steak, that was well done
2:50 That is absolutely not a World of Warcraft image though 😅 (It's Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War for the curious)
i was looking for people who also noticed :D
Thank you!
“Why the Clap back?” That was gold. Disappointed in the audience for not getting it.
I like to think they were perplexed since The Clap means gonorrhea, not syphilis
You are quite generous to the audience @@TheGreatAtario
I have to be the one: Showing a Warhammer: Dawn of War Screenshot in a WoW Story :D That's a fat minus on your nerd cred, Stephen :D
i am only here to make this comment.
@@tehKap0w I am only here to make this reply to it
I might actually play a 40k MMO though lol. I'm hoping it was a troll but I doubt it.
I’m glad others noticee
STDs are not pokemon,. you don't need to catch'em all.
It's a good thing that this isn't Seth Meyer's show, or the jackals would have noticed the World of Warcraft image and issued a correction that this was from War Hammer 40k.
Yeah, but that would've just given Seth an excuse to complain about the graphics department.
LOL, clap back.
not sure i got the joke ther
Use condoms people! They might save your life, sanity and money!
Eventually, when it gets into your brain you start singing -
"If your happy and you know it clap...."
🤣🤣🤣
The clap - a sexually transmitted disease! Since syphillis is on the rise!
Use condoms yall!
Wow, I didn't know world of Warcraft had a Warhammer 40K expansion.
5:16 “why the clapback” was the most under appreciated joke on this show ever.
2:45 I don't remember the Space Marines in WoW
Scht 😳
Magic is heresy!! 😱
Next PETA target: stuffed animals, ESPECIALLY teddybears.
End the Animal Holocaust.
Go Vegan.
I think they did try to get build-a-bear shut down once.... I think.
So who cares if they did. They are speaking for the Billions of Voiceless trapped in HELL. They are preventing Horrific Torture. Perspective matters.@@kirara2516
Their new Human Carrousel is certainly unsettling.
The Whole Point is to teach children at an Early Age is to see non-human Animals as Living, Breathing, Sentient creatures that deserve Respect, Compassion and Autonomy. This has Nothing to do with Merry Go Rounds.@@yudithcaron8053
I'm convinced PETA is a parody organization at this point. These headlines from them sound exactly like pitches from comedians.
right? and out of all things to go after.... fricking merry go rounds that are harmless, unlike them.
Let us hope they never discover Tom and Jerry.
They are starting to sound as nhinged in their obsessions as the GOP
If you get rid of the horses, it’s not a carousel anymore.
I know that recently merry-go-round and carousel have become synonymous, but carousel was originally named after a military horseback precession, and that has been the traditional difference.
Not a big deal. On par with the difference between xylophone and glockenspiel.
They reached peak stupid when they suggested that ice cream should be made with human breast milk. Nothing after that has even come close to that one.
Good morning dear Stephen,you always make my day.Love from Germany ❤
That world of warcraft graphic was actually of Warhammer 40k...
Who knows, maybe those bats were watching Batman, in their language: "Yeah! That's my homeboy right there! Go get 'em!!" 😂😂
Or maybe they were appalled by the cultural appropriation:
"Oh my God, is that human wearing batface?!"
Come on Stephen? You don't know your Warcraft from your Warhammer 40K? You don't know your orcs from your orks?!
Hand over your nerd card!
The graphics department messed up. Seth Myers would have it in a “Corrections” episode.
lol that is just embarrassing
Cringe
@@sophierobinson2738 *happy tzeentch noises*
I thought I was taking crazy pills. Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this heresy.
Your "clap-back" and "christian dad giving the sex ralk" face made me laugh sooo hard. 😆 Good start to the day!!
That clapback pun was great
That "World of Warcraft" picture was not from World of Warcraft, but Warhammer 40K! My inner-geek is deeply offended.
I need animated versions of Meanwhile 😂
LOL @ the Warhammer 40k thumbnail used for a World of Warcraft story.
The Guiness World book of records should not encourage unhealthy habits bordering on suicide...
“trash raft of news” gah, I love the intros
Best sex talk ever, so informational 🤣😂
Dory: When life gets you down, you know what you got to do?
Just keep mathing! Just keep mathing! Just keep mathing, mathing, mathing!
What do we do, we math, math
@@TheKrispyfort Ha ha ho ho, I love to maaaaaaaath!
I love how the World of Warcraft graphic is actually from warhammer 40K. lol
The world record for playing WoW straight is only 60 hours? I thought that was the average when they drop a new expansion.
Right?
I one time almost missed my exams in medical school over WoW Raiding!
The Meanwhile transition metaphors are the best.
That meanwhile intro was definitely one of the better ones
In actuality - the only reason the bats were removed was because they kept on playing 'Batman and Robin' on the screens in theatres they were in, the theater was unsure if they were allowed to show the movie.
Soup joke ,, a Scream ,, just love it
Im pretty sure animals are more sentient than we give them credit for. and have been growing more intelligent over the past 30 years . Even bugs.
Exactly.
“The question is not, Can they reason? nor Can they talk? but, Can they suffer? - Bentham (1789)
End the Animal Holocaust.
Go Vegan.
Billi and Todd, the cats, and Bunny the dog on TH-cam, using word buttons to express themselves. Billispeaks and Chronicles of Todd are the cat channels. I can’t recall Bunny’s.
@@sophierobinson2738 - "What About Bunny?"
THE INTROS TO MEANWHILE ARE BRILLIANT!!!!😊
Only just noticed that Stephen has one hobbit and one elf ear...
Stephen had surgery on that ear as a child. He's also deaf in that ear.
I was wondering about that, first I really noticed that right ear
2:20 even clownfish know that's too longwhile...
Thats Warhammer 40.000 and not World of Warcraft.
🤦🏽♂️The entire audience missed the “clap back” joke.😂😂
Because it's the wrong slang.
@@Dam-a-fence nah… its the original slang
@@KeithronPowell
"it's" is spelled with an apostrophe, because it means "it is".
So, your reliability regarding the English language, is suspect.
@@Dam-a-fence oh you the new petty… be wrong realize I made a typo… ignore your ignorance and go. I got it now😂
Stephen, you might want to have a word with your graphics department.
They put a World of Warcraft Logo on a screenshot of Dawn of War, two VERY different games!
And yes, I am a nerd too 😛
The most comprehensive news ever
It’s probably limited access to healthcare in general. If I don’t have health insurance, I’m not paying a guy hundreds of dollars to tell me whether or not my hotdog is cooked. Anymore if it’s an open wound my healthcare is to pour whiskey on it. If anything else hurts I just drink some whiskey and pray. It kind of works, I’m still technically alive
Wouldn’t happen to be a farmer, would you?
Sad the clipping is turned off, I wanted to clip the "syphilis" bit up to the chanting. That was wonderful and a good bit of silly. Love to see it
These days the trash raft of news seems safer.
Hell yeah... Colbert's long introduction to Meanwhile is back!!!!
“trash raft of news” 😂🎉😂🎉😂
Those El Paso shells are like less fried Cinnamon Twists.
Jails don't make money unless they "fill beds." The jailers go to the judge and say we have ten beds available. That is why the judge ignores the Constitution and sets excessive bail and your Right to a speedy trial. Also, they say it's an honor to be on a jury, but why? The judge tells the jury to follow the law, but why do they need to take 12 people out of their busy lives, sit them in a room, and have them nod to each other, "well, the law says he's guilty, we must find him guilty." The judge can just do that himself. No, it's called Jury Nullification! It is an honor to be on a jury because in the United States the People are in charge! When someone goes on trial that law also goes on trial. The jury can change that one law, not every law, but that one law-- if they feel it's a bad law! That is why it's such an honor!!
Spicy mezcal wings? That sounds amazing! 🤤
Id like to see that syphilis statistic by states who voted for Biden and states who voted for Trump.
"marinating your wings"... so that's what the kids are calling it nowadays...
Amazed i can still laugh at this after hearing sll the Justices are probably keeping dumb dumb on the ballot
DON'T 😂😂😂😂 We all know that talk
I'll bet that they can count better than Spider could, that's for sure
Gluten is what tells your stomach to tell your brain that you're full.
I can eat an entire tub of Breyers Iced cream, and I can barely eat a bowl of Chapmans.
I get it, gluten intolerance sucks, but that gluten free label should be half the advertisement on the box.
You should be forced to see that they want you to know gluten is missing.
In case you were wondering, ice or iced cream is about 20% fat, minimum.
Why was an image of Dawn of War used on a WoW announcement?!
Please do not insult Dawn of War.
why is the image still of world of warcraft an image of warhmmer 40k?
Whoever made that World of Warcraft/Warhammer meme knew exactly what they were doing. That cut isn't just deep, it's a mortal wound and no saving throws are permitted.
Finally, an epidemic that poses no threat to me whatsoever.
Broken canoe. 🤣
The picture is not from the World of Warcraft, it's from WARHAMMER 40.000
Being catholic too, that was my sex talk 😂😂😂
People with horses, dogs and cats, etc, are more likely to care for other animals than a corporation that buys huge freezers to store frozen ones. It's a symbiosis. We rely on each other. I drive several hundred miles a couple of times a year to catsit for a week at a time. They make me smile and bring me amusement and joy and I play with them. Not sure what "ethical" means to that organization. Wish I had a horse companion. They're lovely and they understand.
I’m surprised Stephen didn’t say the World of Warcraft world record holder has no girlfriend.
My dad's smashed that record numerous times, and he's had a wife since 1990. No, not my mom. She did the smart thing and got a life of her own in 1972.
Maybe He has a Boyfriend.
world of warcraft has dreadnoughts and spacemarines now, lit.
I just ordered those cinnamon tacos🤣 only 2 left in stock, at $30 a box I'm going straight to eBay
Finally some Meanwhile. BTW it's at 2:19
And this just in from Boston Legal, it's not so much the pre-processing that's the problem, it's the high fructose corn syrup that suppresses the body's production of leptin, which is what tells us when we're full.
World of Warcraft playing record with Warhammer 40,000 artwork...
60 hours? Those are rookie numbers
lol 60 hours straight? what a freaking lightweight
apparently space marines are now in world of warcraft
🌟 🌟 I laughed way too hard at the Bat Review
"I'll smoke anything in that shit"
I'm thinking meth
2:20 Meanwhile starts.
More like 1:25
Three cheers for ultra-processed food!
Hip hip, hur-shat myself!
the best thing about PETA is how far from modernity they are. really, carousels? what's next, going to tell people to boycott whale oil in their bullseye lanterns?
Ha! The WoW picture is WH40k. I wonder how many fans of either were outraged?
Why the clap back? LOL
NERD!!!!....Love it!....xoxox
So are the tacos in the dessert aisle or the taco stuffs aisle?
Clap is gonorrhea not Syphilis that is when a mobster has a runny brain.
Meanwhile begins at 2:08.
Talks about World of Warcraft - shows a picture from Warhammer 40K :)
I’ve been watching Stephen since he was on the daily show and I was today years old when I realized he has a little mole underneath his lip lol and I call myself a fan.
The image for World of Warcraft looked like Warhammer 40K. Henry Cavill will be displeased at the mix-up.
I'm sad that no one in the audience got the "Why the clap back?" joke
Meanwhile starts at 2:20
How about the devil's chicken wings!! A 1850 recipe.
“The question is not, Can they reason? nor Can they talk? but, Can they suffer? - Bentham (1789)
End the Animal Holocaust. Go Vegan.
What do you mean your heart doesn’t have long. I’m 72, just had a pacemaker implanted in the right ventricle of my heart. The Cardiologist at the Washington DC Veterans Affairs Hospital said the device will have to have the battery replaced in 10 to 12 years, so I’m guaranteed to live at least that long. But when I asked if my heart would keep pumping if the rest of my body shutdown and he just gave me a blank stare.
That’s when I realized heart doctors have no sense of humor.
Never played WoW-online or 40K, but still I know the difference 😄
PETA's Carousel issue is too "woke" even for me.
Hmm when you marinade the wings for so long how do you get them crispy?
Pita against carousels? Seriously?
LOL was that a war hammer 40k screenshot for Warcraft? lol
Confirmed definitely a 40k game lol
Andre wasn't he already on here talking about flutes
If that recipe isn't Meanwhile's next intro...
2:50 Who found this graphic? Last I heard, WoW didn't have giant robots...
Clownfish
He played World of Warcraft so hard it turned into Warhammer40K