Probably the funniest experience I had in a doctors was right before a surgery. The surgeon had some super depressing song on in the background singing about how were all going to die and he just goes “whoopsie, probably not the best song to have on right now” and that’s all I can remember before the surgery.
My husband's mom is a nurse and has stories of the music some of the surgeons like, from death metal to profanity heavy rap to extremely depressing songs that will give you an existential crisis.
@Vishal Mishra ah yes because doctors don’t know how to sit 😂 there are a lot of ways to do this. Call it rude all you want doesn’t make you guys any less stupid
@Vishal Mishra so I can comprehend 😂 you’re the one who said how are they going to watch the same thing so I think that shows that you have the pea sized brain bud 🎉
This can be really annoying when you're not the type who immediately jumps around and screams at the slightest excitement. Or when you're having fun but your facial expression is still normal etc etc 😅
Owning it. Yup, my dad had breast cancer, it's pretty damned rare in men. He ended up after surgery joining a survivor group and spent the time offering to show the ladies his if they showed him theirs. He was 75. To be clear this was his sense of humour.
There were several hospitals around breast cancer awareness month about a decade back that were giving free check ups and for whatever reason my uncle's father (who is unrelated to me) wanted to get a check up as he was feeling sickly as if he was drunk all the time even though he was sober for several years. He got denied several times because there were some idiots who thought it'd be funny to get free breast check ups and instead suggested for him to take a prostate exam if he were that worried (which he already had one around that time.) When he finally got to a doctor who took him seriously they found that he indeed had breast cancer. He died some time later because it ended up being late stage. Before he died I overheard a joke he had, "At least they can say titties killed me, but hopefully they leave out whose."
When I was giving birth, felt like my son was going to come out of my butt and I start to tell the nurse, “I’m in a lot of pain!!”and she tells me, “no no, ma’am what you’re experiencing is pressure.”
When I was born the anesthesia didn't work and my mother tried to tell them she could feel them cutting her open (Cesarean section) and the doctor said "No no, you can't feel that" and she started screaming so they put her to sleep. That's why she was asleep when I was born and then woke up and had to still wait to see me. I was 2 hours old when my mother held me for the first time.
@@jeremywhistler2850 I kept telling them ma’am the epidural isn’t working I feel just tingles and I was still able to completely move my feet and feel everything 💔 she was like wow you can still move your feet? And I was like, am I not supposed to? And they gave it to me again but it was too late it was time to push. I felt almost everything
@@Johnged15 yes I was and they wouldn’t let me move. I was 20 when I had my first born but I looked younger so I think that’s why they acted like I had an “oopsy” when I reality I got married young to my boyfriend of 7 years. Lol went to the same hospital because I was in love with my OBGYN. For my second and last baby and I was 25 and they treated me differently. It was a much more pleasant experience and also because I spoke up for myself. I knew what to expect and how I wanted to be treated
Where was this joke from? Also I dont really get it. Why does this person not know how big an orange is and why did the dr tell them to figure it out themselves?
The best part about mulaneys bit is that he actually lied to the doctor and made up the complaint of "frequent urination" so that he could get in to ask about a XANAX prescription!! And ended up getting a rectal exam and blood work! 😂😂
As an animal science major, I can confirm that comparing things to food also runs in the nonhuman medical world lol Can't count how many times we've been looking at nematodes and heard my teach say "hey, looks like cup noodle!"
My tumor was pretty big and the surgeon struggled to tell me how big it was after he got it out. He finally spit out "it's basically the size of a human head" 😳😂 now when people ask how my surgery went, I just tell them they found a human head in my ribcage 🤣
Here they always say "you will feel a bit uncomfortable". Listen, Doc, removing those tampons from my nose after surgery wasn't "a bit uncomfortable", it was bloody awful!
I laughed so hard at the fruit one. My first ovarian cyst was a grapefruit. My second one was a grape. I had kidney stones the size of salt (yeah, I know not fruit but still edible) and I had stones the size of raisins. It's all food lol
Patient: "Doctor, i want a vasectomy" Doctor: "Are you sure? Have you talked to your family first?" Patient: "I did, and we had a vote between me, my wife and my kids, and it came out to 14 for and only one against!"
@Commodore X It is definitely possible to have more than 1 every 2 years, especially if some of them are twins (or more). It would be hell on the mother though.
I recently had a surgical procedure done - hysterectomy - and went for my 4 week check up (it was technically one day shy of 5 wks). I was upset when the OB/GYN told me I had to wait the full 10 weeks before engaging in adult activities. I’m thinking he had to be kidding because they told me during aftercare in the hospital that I only needed to wait 4-6 weeks..no one said anything about 10 weeks. I got home and told my mom, who helped me after the surgery, that the doctor peeked “up there”, saw his shadow, and declared another 5 weeks of winter. No Spring Fling for me!
I had a doctor say, “this is going to hurt.” I said “ok”. He said, “no. You need to know this. It’s really going to hurt.” The nurse asked me “would you like a towel to bite on?” Me: 😳😣😳
He has such senior doctor vibes with his I've seen it all reactions, respect! I am in my fifth year at practice, third year as a family medic and his tactics of handling patients are actually very relatable.
Yeah, there's a lot of that where they just say they don't kow or refer you to someone else. Like there's a computer right there, you don't have files or reports or any reference material? Doctors are supposed to be constantly studying even after school in order to stay on top of their field and changes in progress.
@@-desertpackrat I've had one doctor that listened to my symptoms and said "Yeah, no, I've never heard of that happening," and dismissed me, and I've had another doctor that listened to me (on an unrelated visit) and then said, "You know that reminds me of... hold on," and then she sat at the computer and started googling something, then was like "yes that one" and turned the monitor towards me so I could see what she was looking up
I really wish my doctors would just admit they don't know everything, and even offer to research it further for a follow-up... I even pointed one to a pubmed article about a study on people who reacted badly to a medicine I was reacting badly to, and all she had to say was, "It's safe. Maybe follow your dermatologist's advice and double the dose." Like, I _know_ it's safe, that I won't die from it. But if it's making me feel like tearing my skin off from so much pain, maybe at least there's an alternative?? (Which, after getting another doctor to refer me to an alergist, there was. No unwanted reactions whatsoever...)
"Let's kill her." absolutely ended me. XD I was already sitting down, but if I had been standing I probably would have had to take a seat cause I laughed so much I got dizzy. 😆
I'm Canadian, but I live in Switzerland. The biggest difference at the dr here is the exam room usually is the office. There is no separate room. And I find the drs here have no issues pulling out a book or looking online to check things. I feel like there is more transparency and I feel like going to the dr is more of a collaboration here.
That’s how my (Canadian) doctor won me over: he took out his book and looked it up. No other doc did that. Also had an amazing pharmacist who said “I’m going to go home and look that up then let you know”. Awesome
@@Mama_Bear524 Happened to me with my doctor here in Germany who once said "Honestly, i don't know that, but i can recommend someone who does.", also my dentist when we talked about bamboo-toothbrushes. He said "I'm pretty sure they're not good for you, i will look it up and tell you the next time you're here." This is so much more sympathetic than finding out you're doctor just lied, which i also experienced in the past.
My favorite pre-surgery moment was right before I got my wisdom teeth removed. The anesthesia was hitting and I turned to the nurse and said, "Well, if I die, at least I'll leave this world like I came into it: naked and crying."
Same. I came to comments expecting to see more women saying the same thing. I know what I will be asking my doctors to check before ever pap smear from here on out.
Yeah, it made me shudder. Dr. Mike, please try not to repeat that story to anyone with a vagina, cause it might scare them away from gyno visits! (So glad you were diligent enough to check the tools, though!)
I had a drain tube in my chest and before the doctor was about to remove it he said, “I’ll give you a buck if you can describe this feeling, deal?” I agreed and suddenly he yanked it out and I made a similar noise to 5:44 with the wind knocked out of me. He smiled, said “they never can”, and continued patching me up.
It takes a humble person to honestly say "I don't know". Having a doctor be willing to openly admit they don't have all the answers shows you that they're honest and trustworthy, because they're ready to go that extra mile to figure out what's wrong.
@@singingwolf8997 exactly. Nobody could just memorise all the medical knowledge in the world. Their capacity to research and understand it is far more important than how much of it they remember on the spot.
@@singingwolf8997my GP does this, which is why I love her. She'd go "my opinion is this, but I'd like to make sure before treating you so I'll refer you to X, I'll meet you as soon as they send me the results/diagnostic
Tig Notaro did an entire comedy set album after her cancer breast cancer diagnosis that was raw, vulnerable, and hilarious. I've never really heard anything else like it.
The woman who talked about having cancer is Tig Notaro and she is very open about the struggles that she has faced and also her relationship with her significant other. There's a video documentary that shows her life outside of the the stage. She keeps going tho.
Oh my gawd! I just looked it up, she's alive and well and apparently doing stand-up next month in Irvine, Ca! Hey maybe I will get my chance to say my awkward thing to her after all! I'm at least gonna try to go to her gig!
My sister was eating her lunch, and just as she’s chewing her first bite of food, my neurosurgeon is describing the partial resection, pertaining to what he removed, and is describing how it’s like “brown gelatinous goo”. Apparently, I would’ve wished I was there to see all the different shades of green my sister turned. 😂🤣🤣
It sure is and the fact that she even takes her shirt of in the middle of her act makes it even better, because that shows that she's not affraid to put her self out there and even show other women in her situation that they're not alone in their experience
It's Tig Notaro! Of course it's worth watching, when all the great comedians and late night legends say she's amazing and enjoy every minute with her, maybe that's a dead giveaway one should watch her stuff ;)
It's not just "knowing" - she was diagnosed literally the day before. The set is legendary. For those looking for it, she released it as a recording just called "Live". It was her set at Largo on August 3rd, 2012 (Tig has a monthly show called 'Tig Has Friends'). And it's not just the cancer diagnosis - the same year she was hospitalized for weeks for another medical issue, had her relationship end, and her mother died. That was the backdrop against which she got her diagnosis and then like 28 hours later went on stage to do the set.
My dentist said all I'd feel is PRESSURE while he yanked the hell out of my tooth. He literally put his foot on the seat for balance because the tooth wouldn't come out. I was in PAIN for two whole weeks
I was told the same thing when I had a wisdom tooth removed. In that case, the dentist had his knee on my chest for leverage, and I was certain my jaw was going to be dislocated. "That's just pressure!" he said as I moaned in pain. There was a loud CRACK in my head, and then I heard a _ping_ against a wall. The dentist burst out laughing and said to his assistant, "Did you see that thing go?!" 😖
This guy impresses me. I am an engineering student now it's rough out here. I couldn't imagine getting through school just to go back for something just as or more complex. But it's super cool he went down the biomedical route and became a doctor himself, way to relate to your work. I would like to get into medical devices with my EE degree later on.
Best story I've heard about a prostate exam. The doctor was in the middle of the exam and he asked, "How're you doing?" The guy said, "I feel like if I open my mouth I could shake your hand." 🤣🤣
Reminds me of when I got my private area checked during a physical as a kid. My dad was always a jokester so when he told me they’d examine that area, I thought he was joking. Then the doctor told me to lower my pants for the testicular exam. I looked over at my dad and said, “Awwww mannnn! You were serious?????” 🤣🤣🤣
@Riley D He definitely became more philosopher than comedian. And that philosophy was delivered almost as an angry old man character. Really fascinating guy. He turned me atheist.
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The first time I heard of Doctor Mike, I was full on expecting a man sitting in a kitchenette, only talking about why shots are important. I was also expecting him to open up every video by saying, “My wife, Minerva, is sleeping.”
I've been in grapefruit land. My head was spinning from how quick things went from "We've got an appointment in two months." to "How's Monday?" on a Thursday. I'm fine now, it was non-cancerous, just needed it plucked out.
Almost the same exact thing happened to me- had an ovarian cyst the size of a grapefruit. Doctor warned us before she saw the ultrasound that an appointment would be in about a month- after she saw the ultrasound she squeezed me in the next day ;)
I agree, there's nothing I want more in a doctor than a healthy amount of curiosity and willingness to admit they don't know something. I have a rare metabolic disorder and I always interview a potential new GP before committing. If they haven't researched my disorder between visits, there won't be any other visits.
Shout out to my doctor -Dr. Espina for his support!! ☺☺ With Covid letting up a bit and comedy clubs opening again... perfect timing!! Gonna brush up on my doctor jokes!!😂😂
@@sjb4280 To be fair, it is a long set-up for the joke. It is hilarious that Mulaney managed to talk himself into a prostate exam when he really wanted Xanax. 😆
Dr. Espina is my favorite guest to appear on your channel. He is so funny and genuine. Anytime I see him in the thumbnail or title I click IMMEDIATELY! Why didn't you put him in the title this time? Though it was a nice surprise to click and see him pop up :)
If you have not seen or heard Tig Notaro's "Live" you should get a hold of it. She taped it just 4 days after she was diagnosed, and the way she confronts it during the special is really powerful and inspiring.
My little brother went through an obsession with the bee movie when he was two and I mean like watching several times a day on repeat for months and now I can't hear Jerry Seinfeld's voice without picturing an animated bee in my head.
Post Op recount the surgeon checking in on me after getting fibroids removed. "there were two large strawberries, a lime, an orange and..." *makes size indicating hand gestures* "Grapefruit?" I ask. "Oh no! Cantaloupe, definitely cantaloupe." This is how I discovered laughing with a fresh abdominal incision is a terrible idea.
I went to a dentist recently and they had to take a photo of my teeth and they had a thing that held my jaw in the right position The guy said “this is gonna be a little bit uncomfortable” It was stabbing my gum and I wanted to scream
Hello there! I opened this youtube channel to take better care of my cancer patient mother. My family is separated and my father does not support us financially or morally. I have to take care of my mother and sister and finish my university. I want to give them a good life. If you support me I'll be uploading great videos soon. Can you subscribe to my channel so that I can take better care of my family?
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being born in the year 2000, every time i hear Jerry, i legit just see Berry B. Benson. seeing a bee hovering with a Barbie Superstar microphone in hand and telling these jokes. then i get so mad that there isnt a bee joke in the bit XD
OMG this was so extremely funny. Didn't know there were so many doctor jokes. Thanks for the laughter. And so happy to see Dr. Espina again. Peace and Love ✌🏽❤️
I remember i was at the ER for extreme pain in my side, and they told me it was a gal bladder infection and had to be removed. They sent an ambulance to take me to the hospital so they could do the surgery, and about 10 minutes before it showed, they gave me pain meds. I remember sitting in the ambulance with the paramedic and talking with her, and then i thought the conversation had come to a lull. But when the ambulance finally pulled up at the hospital, the paramedic goes, "you must really like to sing" and my brain just shut down. Like... Whaaat? 😶
My last pap, the swab actually cut me when it was inside, and I started bleeding. The gyno doing it just went "Well that's not good", and handed me a pad. Like she didn't own up to it or anything. This was only my second ever pap, too. And the first one was even worse. So I didn't need anymore nightmare fuel for pap smears, but Dr. Mike gave it to me anyway.
I've had 3 paps in my life. First one was great - as great as they can be I guess. The last two were last year, and at the final one my dr (a woman) shamed me and basically SA me. I now have another thing to add to the list of reasons I'd rather die of cervical cancer than get a pap.
Everyone's favorite really, I mean who doesn't love being spread open and having a cotton swab touch a part of you that never gets touched by anything else?
I made my dr leave the room laughing... he was doing my pap, and as he was getting rdy to insert the most annoying instrument known to woman kind, I asked... "So, how's the weather down there??"
One time I went to a gyno appt, and the doctor held up the speculum to the assistant, and said " this one's Peterson." And I stopped him and said "... Did you name it?" He went bright red and said "NO! Pederson! It's the brand! 😂😂😂😂
Probably the funniest experience I had in a doctors was right before a surgery. The surgeon had some super depressing song on in the background singing about how were all going to die and he just goes “whoopsie, probably not the best song to have on right now” and that’s all I can remember before the surgery.
PFFF- I SHOULDN'T LAUGH BUT OH MY GOODNESS xD
My husband's mom is a nurse and has stories of the music some of the surgeons like, from death metal to profanity heavy rap to extremely depressing songs that will give you an existential crisis.
If I ever get surgery I want them to play some killer edgy song so in my drugged brain I’ll just be like “this. If this is how I go, I accept it”
😂😂😂
@@gibgabs2899 "I always knew I was going to die listening to Slipknot, I just didn't think it would be like this."
“That’s a strong sphincter”
“Well he was a strong man.”
😂
This part 😂😂😂😂😂
I wanted to listen to more sphinter stories
I didn’t know there was twisting involved either
@Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ Amen 🙏🏾
@Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ whoooooooo caareess
I love that he holds the iPad just like an excited kid showing something to a grown up 🤣🤣
OMG I totally see it!!! 😂😂😂
Yeah 😀😀😀
@Vishal Mishra um set it down? Are you incapable of using your brain?
@Vishal Mishra ah yes because doctors don’t know how to sit 😂 there are a lot of ways to do this. Call it rude all you want doesn’t make you guys any less stupid
@Vishal Mishra so I can comprehend 😂 you’re the one who said how are they going to watch the same thing so I think that shows that you have the pea sized brain bud 🎉
I laughed WAY too hard at that last one.
Boobs: “Let’s kill her” 😂😂
Omg that’s me but with dysphoria 😂
I need to start being nicer to mine... I see this has a real possibility in my future!
Tig is so funny
Literally same lol!
I thought she was gonna say “ you know what, we’re outta here!” 😆
-We've found a tumor it's the size of a grape
-Thank God
-I didn't finish
😂😂😂
I didn’t finish *in snape’s style*
It was the size of a grapefruit....
@@donnahouseholder5686 was it your brain
@@donnahouseholder5686 huh how odd, i used to have one of em antelope up in my rectum too when i was working at a farm
Thats what she said
“I once broke my doctors finger during a prostate exam” is probably the worlds best Grindr pitch. That dude would get a lot of attention
Plot twist: his profile says power top....
I dunno, the guys might be worried he'd do the same to their dicks.
Well I don't know. Unless you have very loving relationship with a nutcracker.
Some guys LIKE a lot of pressure! ( . . . jussayin' )
Thanks for the tip
'Are you excited?'
'I am excited'
'You don't look excited'
'I-I am exci-'
'SCREAM'
' *WOOO* '
😂😂👌🏽
This can be really annoying when you're not the type who immediately jumps around and screams at the slightest excitement.
Or when you're having fun but your facial expression is still normal etc etc 😅
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@@christianstachl me all the time lol
We deserved a beewoop
LMAO GAGA
Owning it. Yup, my dad had breast cancer, it's pretty damned rare in men. He ended up after surgery joining a survivor group and spent the time offering to show the ladies his if they showed him theirs. He was 75. To be clear this was his sense of humour.
Lolol okay I laughed to hard at this. My Dad would if said the same thing,,,
I don't recognize the name, but sure.
Son.
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There were several hospitals around breast cancer awareness month about a decade back that were giving free check ups and for whatever reason my uncle's father (who is unrelated to me) wanted to get a check up as he was feeling sickly as if he was drunk all the time even though he was sober for several years. He got denied several times because there were some idiots who thought it'd be funny to get free breast check ups and instead suggested for him to take a prostate exam if he were that worried (which he already had one around that time.) When he finally got to a doctor who took him seriously they found that he indeed had breast cancer. He died some time later because it ended up being late stage. Before he died I overheard a joke he had, "At least they can say titties killed me, but hopefully they leave out whose."
theres a whole arc on a TV show called archer about the titular (male) character getting breast cancer, its pretty great
that john mulaney special was freaking hilarious, that dude is a riot i swear
iM sOoRy
omg right?! the thumbnail tricked me because that skit SLAYS me and I wanted more of their reactions!
@Manjunatha S shut up
I lied...to get drugs....you know...like a crime hahaha
Whats the special called?
When I was giving birth, felt like my son was going to come out of my butt and I start to tell the nurse, “I’m in a lot of pain!!”and she tells me, “no no, ma’am what you’re experiencing is pressure.”
*bruh*
Oh God. You must have freaked out. I would.
When I was born the anesthesia didn't work and my mother tried to tell them she could feel them cutting her open (Cesarean section) and the doctor said "No no, you can't feel that" and she started screaming so they put her to sleep. That's why she was asleep when I was born and then woke up and had to still wait to see me. I was 2 hours old when my mother held me for the first time.
@@jeremywhistler2850 I kept telling them ma’am the epidural isn’t working I feel just tingles and I was still able to completely move my feet and feel everything 💔 she was like wow you can still move your feet? And I was like, am I not supposed to? And they gave it to me again but it was too late it was time to push. I felt almost everything
@@Johnged15 yes I was and they wouldn’t let me move. I was 20 when I had my first born but I looked younger so I think that’s why they acted like I had an “oopsy” when I reality I got married young to my boyfriend of 7 years. Lol went to the same hospital because I was in love with my OBGYN. For my second and last baby and I was 25 and they treated me differently. It was a much more pleasant experience and also because I spoke up for myself. I knew what to expect and how I wanted to be treated
"Docter how big is the tumor"
"It's the size of an Orange"
"Oh- How big is an orange"
"Figure it out yourself"
Where was this joke from? Also I dont really get it. Why does this person not know how big an orange is and why did the dr tell them to figure it out themselves?
@@bearsbeetsbattlestargalactica8
Oranges have a huge sizes range. So it could be fairly small or pretty big.
Patient: "That's terrible!"
Doctor: "Orange you glad I didn't say 'grapefruit'?"
This is when the doctor brings out a pumpkin.
*Brings out watermelon* Looks like that, uh.. thing.
The best part about mulaneys bit is that he actually lied to the doctor and made up the complaint of "frequent urination" so that he could get in to ask about a XANAX prescription!! And ended up getting a rectal exam and blood work! 😂😂
He didn’t even get his Xanax prescription, either. 😭
"actually"
I could watch this for hours.
Me too. And there wasn’t a single one they both didn’t find at least *slightly* humorous 😂
So would I love watching Dr.Mike
As a doctor that may be bad for you
Yes!
"Me looking for comments saying this needs to be longer. And finding a more positive comments to back." 👌
Doctor Mike was very smart putting John Mulaney in the thumbnail. I clicked so fast.
Indeed 😂😂
Me too hahaha
Exactly. I see Mulaney, I click
Yup
Same!!!!
The guy is an engineer AND a doctor
Every Indian Parents' dream child
Hahahahahahahaha....True!
@Google is Facism with that username, I'm not surprised.
*your lmao
@@bleachdrinker69 no actually you're is correct
@Google is Facism It took you a week to finish? Nice bait Google
As an animal science major, I can confirm that comparing things to food also runs in the nonhuman medical world lol
Can't count how many times we've been looking at nematodes and heard my teach say "hey, looks like cup noodle!"
My tumor was pretty big and the surgeon struggled to tell me how big it was after he got it out. He finally spit out "it's basically the size of a human head" 😳😂 now when people ask how my surgery went, I just tell them they found a human head in my ribcage 🤣
I think about that one dog heart we opened in vet pathology class, filled to the brim with dirofilaria, everytime I make spaghetti. :')
Dr Luis Espina in a video !!!! INSTANT LIKE!! Love to see him back on the channel!!
Me too!
Yes he seems like a very genuine and caring person
LOL
Dr Espina is so wholesome. By far my favorite guest. He radiates so much warmth, it's incredible.
And I really enjoyed his simple, concise explanations 👍
That whole pressure joke is true. They be like, you're gonna feel a little pressure, then they push the needle in............na fam that's pain.
They tell you it's pressure when you're in labour. LOL. Yeah that's pressure, in the same way a Cat5 hurricane is "a bit windy".
Here they always say "you will feel a bit uncomfortable". Listen, Doc, removing those tampons from my nose after surgery wasn't "a bit uncomfortable", it was bloody awful!
Or "little prick" and "this might sting a little". There's a reason needles make me nervous...and it isn't "pressure".
I don't believe in lying to patients. I say "This is gonna burn like fire for two minutes, then you're gonna start to feel better."
@@amandasaint8513 you're a real one cause I hate when they try to water it down.
I laughed so hard at the fruit one. My first ovarian cyst was a grapefruit. My second one was a grape. I had kidney stones the size of salt (yeah, I know not fruit but still edible) and I had stones the size of raisins. It's all food lol
Would've preferred fruit to what my doctor said. The size of a human head was extremely horrifying 😂
That all sounds extremely painful, hope you're doing better now!
Dr. Luis: you’re in deep trouble if we’re in grapefruit land
Wanda: a grapefruit
He just KNEW
Lol Wanda just knew!
Patient: "Doctor, i want a vasectomy"
Doctor: "Are you sure? Have you talked to your family first?"
Patient: "I did, and we had a vote between me, my wife and my kids, and it came out to 14 for and only one against!"
sheez
It was a joke
@Commodore X r/Wooosh
@Commodore X r/woooosh
@Commodore X It is definitely possible to have more than 1 every 2 years, especially if some of them are twins (or more).
It would be hell on the mother though.
The john mulaney bit is so much more funny when you know he was lying to get xanax
@@solaris53 "...you know, like a crime"
Exactly, I had hoped the entire clip was here.
@@commonsense31 well I mean the clip is like ten minutes long
you know... *like a crime*
@Loïs Arends exactly!!! So he left! He got his things and he left!
I recently had a surgical procedure done - hysterectomy - and went for my 4 week check up (it was technically one day shy of 5 wks). I was upset when the OB/GYN told me I had to wait the full 10 weeks before engaging in adult activities. I’m thinking he had to be kidding because they told me during aftercare in the hospital that I only needed to wait 4-6 weeks..no one said anything about 10 weeks. I got home and told my mom, who helped me after the surgery, that the doctor peeked “up there”, saw his shadow, and declared another 5 weeks of winter. No Spring Fling for me!
You guys really need to react to the entire John Mulaney bit. It’s comedy gold. I would happily watch you two do medical comedy reactions for hours.
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說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木
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They neeed to. I'd love to watch that!
Yes, yes, yes we need that
“Your tumor is the size of a cherry-“
“Oh no”
“-pit”
“Oh thank god”
“No, the size of a cherry pit heating pad”
"Oh my gosh..."
Doctor: you have plenty of time left!
"How much?"
Doc: "10"
"what?!"
Doc: "9..."
Wtf is THAT?
This is soooo messed up but soooo funny😭😭
@@kbuilds4216 "8"
"OH HELL-"
@@kaladze_fan.1899 "7.."
"WAIT-"
I had a doctor say, “this is going to hurt.”
I said “ok”.
He said, “no. You need to know this. It’s really going to hurt.”
The nurse asked me “would you like a towel to bite on?”
Me: 😳😣😳
what was this for?
I wanna know too.
@@Orichal264 2:19
@@mistylee717 Nah, they mean was it for examining a broken arm, a procedure you were awake for with a topical anesthetic, etc.?
@@kimberlyh.1090 Ok well let’s just say they had to inject lidocaine it the single most sensitive part of the body.
He has such senior doctor vibes with his I've seen it all reactions, respect! I am in my fifth year at practice, third year as a family medic and his tactics of handling patients are actually very relatable.
A part of my soul died when Doctor Mike mentioned the razor-edged speculum 😨😨
Honestly, if I ever see doctors *not* checking the speculum, now, I'm going to flip.
@@HeritageDrPepper I'm definitely going to start doing the same lol its been months and I'm still horrified by this thought 😳😂
That was a terrifying thought. Now I'm going to be questioning my doctor if I ever see a plastic one.
I know what you mean. Didn't expect to be reintroduced to my fear of going to the gynecologist today, but here we are.
I stg my vagina and cervix shriveled up
I'd rather have the doctor look things up than just go "Huh, that's weird" and then it remains a mystery to everyone involved.
I've been told "hmm... ive never seen this before in someone your age" ..... like... ok..... thats super comforting. O_o.
Yeah, there's a lot of that where they just say they don't kow or refer you to someone else. Like there's a computer right there, you don't have files or reports or any reference material? Doctors are supposed to be constantly studying even after school in order to stay on top of their field and changes in progress.
Not funny when you've had doctors basically do that lol
@@-desertpackrat I've had one doctor that listened to my symptoms and said "Yeah, no, I've never heard of that happening," and dismissed me, and I've had another doctor that listened to me (on an unrelated visit) and then said, "You know that reminds me of... hold on," and then she sat at the computer and started googling something, then was like "yes that one" and turned the monitor towards me so I could see what she was looking up
I really wish my doctors would just admit they don't know everything, and even offer to research it further for a follow-up...
I even pointed one to a pubmed article about a study on people who reacted badly to a medicine I was reacting badly to, and all she had to say was, "It's safe. Maybe follow your dermatologist's advice and double the dose." Like, I _know_ it's safe, that I won't die from it. But if it's making me feel like tearing my skin off from so much pain, maybe at least there's an alternative?? (Which, after getting another doctor to refer me to an alergist, there was. No unwanted reactions whatsoever...)
“You must wait in the waiting room, there’s no avoiding it, it’s the name of the room”
Covid has added a third waiting room- the car
That's actually the first waiting room...
The pre-waiting room.
I adore the vibe Dr Espina has, he looks like the physician all kids and anxious patients need.
"Let's kill her." absolutely ended me. XD I was already sitting down, but if I had been standing I probably would have had to take a seat cause I laughed so much I got dizzy. 😆
Love Tig!!
@@karrie5196 Tig isn't my faavourite comic, but she definitely has her moments.
“Let’s kill her” got me the most.
Same lmao
I know hahahahah
Same. I think some the best comedy comes from an inner darkness. ContraPoints has a whole video on this
Yes! I love Tig Notaro!
I had a punchline lined up but that blew it out of the water.
I'm Canadian, but I live in Switzerland. The biggest difference at the dr here is the exam room usually is the office. There is no separate room. And I find the drs here have no issues pulling out a book or looking online to check things. I feel like there is more transparency and I feel like going to the dr is more of a collaboration here.
Wow! That'd be awesome!
Same in New Zealand. If you go in for anything weird, they'll just Google it right in front of you and tell you what Google says. 😂
That’s how my (Canadian) doctor won me over: he took out his book and looked it up. No other doc did that.
Also had an amazing pharmacist who said “I’m going to go home and look that up then let you know”. Awesome
Same in Sweden.
@@Mama_Bear524
Happened to me with my doctor here in Germany who once said "Honestly, i don't know that, but i can recommend someone who does.", also my dentist when we talked about bamboo-toothbrushes. He said "I'm pretty sure they're not good for you, i will look it up and tell you the next time you're here."
This is so much more sympathetic than finding out you're doctor just lied, which i also experienced in the past.
My favorite pre-surgery moment was right before I got my wisdom teeth removed. The anesthesia was hitting and I turned to the nurse and said, "Well, if I die, at least I'll leave this world like I came into it: naked and crying."
why would you be naked during wisdom teeth removal??
Why were you naked? That sounds like a fun dentist.
@@alexnovak2669ayo 💀
That last joke...she looked so serious and the punchline hit. I died.
Hearing the story about the jagged speculum I’ve never crossed my legs harder in my life.
OMG SAME. I had no idea that was even a thing-as if I needed another reason to get anxiety about going to the GYN.
What would even cause a jagged speculum? I mean aren’t those things machine made to be as smooth as possible
@@tricdaddy316 maybe the sander/buffer wasn't calibrated correctly so it missed the edge
@@AquamarineDust true
True horror story!
I physically flinched when he told that story about the jagged speculum, I’ve never heard anything more terrifying 😭😭😭
Same. I came to comments expecting to see more women saying the same thing. I know what I will be asking my doctors to check before ever pap smear from here on out.
Right?? I had to pause the video and just...sit with that awhile. Horrifying!
Yeah, it made me shudder. Dr. Mike, please try not to repeat that story to anyone with a vagina, cause it might scare them away from gyno visits! (So glad you were diligent enough to check the tools, though!)
RIGHT! I’m like new fear unlocked
same! honestly who just drops that anecdote and leaves it there???
we need more with Dr. Espina, he seems like this cool doctor you just hope you get when you're in for an exam.
He seems so sweet
The pap smear story made me scream internally. That would have been a horrifying experience for everyone! 😳
My question is, what company makes those dangerous things.
I didn't even know to be afraid of that 😢
@@ireallyreallyhategoogle probably Johnson & Johnson lol
I had a drain tube in my chest and before the doctor was about to remove it he said, “I’ll give you a buck if you can describe this feeling, deal?” I agreed and suddenly he yanked it out and I made a similar noise to 5:44 with the wind knocked out of me. He smiled, said “they never can”, and continued patching me up.
As soon as i read this i knew it was mulaney
omg. what did it feel like though
Let me guess, it felt like having the wind knocked out of you.
The ENTIRE video should've been the John Mulaney clip 😂 that story is an absolutely WILD ride
He's the reason why I clicked. Lol. And they need to see the whole bit.
I NEVER want a 'Spider-Man' caliber nurse. Lol.
When a doctor looks up something in front of me, during an appointment, it typically increases my trust in them.
It takes a humble person to honestly say "I don't know". Having a doctor be willing to openly admit they don't have all the answers shows you that they're honest and trustworthy, because they're ready to go that extra mile to figure out what's wrong.
@@singingwolf8997 exactly. Nobody could just memorise all the medical knowledge in the world. Their capacity to research and understand it is far more important than how much of it they remember on the spot.
@@singingwolf8997my GP does this, which is why I love her. She'd go "my opinion is this, but I'd like to make sure before treating you so I'll refer you to X, I'll meet you as soon as they send me the results/diagnostic
Tig Notaro did an entire comedy set album after her cancer breast cancer diagnosis that was raw, vulnerable, and hilarious. I've never really heard anything else like it.
Severely underrated set!
The only bone a doctor can’t usually find is the
*funny bone.....*
_But comedians find that bone easily._
Doctors joke about everything.
Except for abortion
Because it has no delivery
I find this humerus.
Or BONEr
Bah dum tss 🥁
@@XxTR1D I see what you did there 😂😂😂
The woman who talked about having cancer is Tig Notaro and she is very open about the struggles that she has faced and also her relationship with her significant other. There's a video documentary that shows her life outside of the the stage. She keeps going tho.
Thank you! I was looking for her name ❤️
She got a part on Star Trek discovery and was amazing.
No Moleste.
@@melanisticmandalorian hands down one of my favourite jokes of hers
Oh my gawd! I just looked it up, she's alive and well and apparently doing stand-up next month in Irvine, Ca! Hey maybe I will get my chance to say my awkward thing to her after all! I'm at least gonna try to go to her gig!
My sister was eating her lunch, and just as she’s chewing her first bite of food, my neurosurgeon is describing the partial resection, pertaining to what he removed, and is describing how it’s like “brown gelatinous goo”. Apparently, I would’ve wished I was there to see all the different shades of green my sister turned. 😂🤣🤣
The "I'm becoming my father!" almost made me spit my beer out!
Going through it now - I seem to be becoming Jabba the Hutt; dad doesn't seem so bad.
I had a 6 hour oral surgery the other week. “You’ll probably wake up but all you’ll feel is pressure you’ll be fine” haha yeah pressure
'probably' wake up?
I read it as "oral orgery" (facepalm)
Tig Notaro did a whole set about knowing that she had cancer. It's worth to watch/listen.
It sure is and the fact that she even takes her shirt of in the middle of her act makes it even better, because that shows that she's not affraid to put her self out there and even show other women in her situation that they're not alone in their experience
It's Tig Notaro! Of course it's worth watching, when all the great comedians and late night legends say she's amazing and enjoy every minute with her, maybe that's a dead giveaway one should watch her stuff ;)
Link?
It's not just "knowing" - she was diagnosed literally the day before. The set is legendary. For those looking for it, she released it as a recording just called "Live".
It was her set at Largo on August 3rd, 2012 (Tig has a monthly show called 'Tig Has Friends'). And it's not just the cancer diagnosis - the same year she was hospitalized for weeks for another medical issue, had her relationship end, and her mother died. That was the backdrop against which she got her diagnosis and then like 28 hours later went on stage to do the set.
Tig is my type of humor. So good
My new favorite quote from a medical professional “you’re in trouble if we’re in grapefruit land”
The Pap Smear Story...
*I CLENCHED SO HARD!!!!! ON BEHALF OF ALL WOMEN, THANK YOU FOR CHECKING MIKE!!!!*
New fear acquired
I need to go in soon. So this is freaking me ooooout.
As if having a vagina wasn't already terrifying enough😱😱😱
"You're in deep trouble if we're in grapefruit land" is being added to my crisis responses immediately.
My dentist said all I'd feel is PRESSURE while he yanked the hell out of my tooth. He literally put his foot on the seat for balance because the tooth wouldn't come out. I was in PAIN for two whole weeks
I was told the same thing when I had a wisdom tooth removed. In that case, the dentist had his knee on my chest for leverage, and I was certain my jaw was going to be dislocated. "That's just pressure!" he said as I moaned in pain. There was a loud CRACK in my head, and then I heard a _ping_ against a wall. The dentist burst out laughing and said to his assistant, "Did you see that thing go?!" 😖
Same thing happened to me except my dentist couldn't get it out. He tried for over an hour. So the tooth is still in there 🤬
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在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。
說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木
來調味食物煮的時候%^%^ 1619433311
Same!! The throbbing is a killer😩😩 and I had it done TWICE
Yeah no yall need new dentists I'm srry but nope
"I peed 11 times a day" from John Mulaney in Dr. Mike's video thumbnail. I can't stop laughing with that line. 😂🤣😆
That last joke killed me. The delivery was the killer.
“You know what, let’s kill her” omggg 😂😂😂😂 she got me with that line
He knew what he was doing with the thumbnail. Once I saw John Mulaney I clicked immediately.
Same! Lmao
i relate almost too much to this
This guy impresses me. I am an engineering student now it's rough out here. I couldn't imagine getting through school just to go back for something just as or more complex. But it's super cool he went down the biomedical route and became a doctor himself, way to relate to your work. I would like to get into medical devices with my EE degree later on.
Did you manage to get into the medical field then?
Best story I've heard about a prostate exam. The doctor was in the middle of the exam and he asked, "How're you doing?" The guy said, "I feel like if I open my mouth I could shake your hand." 🤣🤣
😂😂😂 I laughed so hard at this
"you're in deep trouble if we're in grapefruit land" LMAO that was great love Dr. Espina
I could use a t-shit with that phrase on it
Reminds me of when I got my private area checked during a physical as a kid. My dad was always a jokester so when he told me they’d examine that area, I thought he was joking. Then the doctor told me to lower my pants for the testicular exam. I looked over at my dad and said, “Awwww mannnn! You were serious?????” 🤣🤣🤣
0:23 doctor AND engineer?! He's the dream of Asian parents.
My parents want to adopt him fr...🤕
As an Asian, I can confirm this. 🤒
Haha yea
Anyone gonna talk about George Carlin? God, if he was alive, he’d be doing unlimited comedy based on everything that’s been happening.
Dr. Espina was spot on… Carlin is Nostradamus 🤣
@@rachelcastaneda1381 I agree
Definitely
@Riley D He definitely became more philosopher than comedian. And that philosophy was delivered almost as an angry old man character. Really fascinating guy. He turned me atheist.
Omg. Half of us would die from laughing because you KNOW he wouldn't leave the "Karens" alone.
6:48 I have to give her credit for being able to talk and joke about her own tragic event.
Honestly I'd love to see Dr. Mike's reaction to that whole John Mulaney bit 😂
Same i need a video for just that bit
Doctors: “we found a tumor that’s the size of a grape-“
Patient: “oh thank goodness”
Doctors: “… fruit”
Patient: *visible internal screaming*
Shout out to Brian Regan, one of the most underrated comedians of my generation.
Sooooo true!!!!😁👍
yes, I love Brian Regan. I was hoping to see his "rate your pain on a scale of 1-10" doctor skit
He’s so great
I was hoping they'd leave more of their laughter in the video, they're contagious
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在整個人類歷史上，強者，
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然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其𝔻𝔸融入不斷發展的人類社會。
說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。
他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木）來調味食物煮的時候 1619488034
4:47 that scream was like 3 seconds too late and had my DYINNNN 🤣🤣🤣
Sounded like a goat XD
The first time I heard of Doctor Mike, I was full on expecting a man sitting in a kitchenette, only talking about why shots are important. I was also expecting him to open up every video by saying, “My wife, Minerva, is sleeping.”
“You’re in deep trouble if we’re in grapefruit land” what I wish WebMD would tell me 😂
"They don't tell you what you're becoming"😂
I've been in grapefruit land. My head was spinning from how quick things went from "We've got an appointment in two months." to "How's Monday?" on a Thursday. I'm fine now, it was non-cancerous, just needed it plucked out.
Almost the same exact thing happened to me- had an ovarian cyst the size of a grapefruit. Doctor warned us before she saw the ultrasound that an appointment would be in about a month- after she saw the ultrasound she squeezed me in the next day ;)
Same. Had pain over the weekend and mon I go to dr. Dr sends me for ultrasound and by Tues I have appt w/ surgeon.
I agree, there's nothing I want more in a doctor than a healthy amount of curiosity and willingness to admit they don't know something. I have a rare metabolic disorder and I always interview a potential new GP before committing. If they haven't researched my disorder between visits, there won't be any other visits.
Shout out to my doctor -Dr. Espina for his support!! ☺☺
With Covid letting up a bit and comedy clubs opening again... perfect timing!!
Gonna brush up on my doctor jokes!!😂😂
Dr. Espina looks like an amazing human being and doctor! I wish I could have someone like him be my doctor! :)
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在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。.說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味食物煮的時候 1619446700
Dr. Mike's shirt...I need that in my life
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在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。
說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木
來調味食物煮的時候%^%^ 1619498939
For some reason, Dr Luis reminds me of Gideon from Criminal Minds. The way he speaks, his demeanor..
I LEGIT THOUGHT THAT WAS MANDY PATANKIN UNTIL HE WAS INTRODUCED
YOOOOO
Tig's set where she shares his diagnosis is so genius and so brave. She was nominated for an Emmy for it.
ive watch John mualaney so many times that I know what happens in this bit
Im surprised he didnt show the part about why he originally went in and the importance of just talking to your doctor about anxiety medication
@@sjb4280 To be fair, it is a long set-up for the joke. It is hilarious that Mulaney managed to talk himself into a prostate exam when he really wanted Xanax. 😆
@@WG55 this is true but the set up is gold and so is the ending "sometimes when i go on airplanes i get nervous" 😂
"Im soooooooooooory!"
I was lying to get drugs, like a crime! 😂
Dr. Espina is my favorite guest to appear on your channel. He is so funny and genuine. Anytime I see him in the thumbnail or title I click IMMEDIATELY! Why didn't you put him in the title this time? Though it was a nice surprise to click and see him pop up :)
Hello how are you doing
H./iii.
If you have not seen or heard Tig Notaro's "Live" you should get a hold of it. She taped it just 4 days after she was diagnosed, and the way she confronts it during the special is really powerful and inspiring.
My little brother went through an obsession with the bee movie when he was two and I mean like watching several times a day on repeat for months and now I can't hear Jerry Seinfeld's voice without picturing an animated bee in my head.
Post Op recount the surgeon checking in on me after getting fibroids removed.
"there were two large strawberries, a lime, an orange and..." *makes size indicating hand gestures*
"Grapefruit?" I ask.
"Oh no! Cantaloupe, definitely cantaloupe."
This is how I discovered laughing with a fresh abdominal incision is a terrible idea.
1:00 ... "That joke does not age well with Covid."
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Dr. Mike: "You're not excited!! SCREAM!!"
Him: proceeds to say "woo" in the most non-excited tone of voice
Can we get a part 2 with the same guest? You guys have great chemistry!
My thoughts when he talked about the curated edge on it "God I hope I will never have that done to me that would hurt SO much"
*serrated
serrated means sharp or jagged, curated means it has been carefully chosen/organised
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I went to a dentist recently and they had to take a photo of my teeth and they had a thing that held my jaw in the right position
The guy said “this is gonna be a little bit uncomfortable”
It was stabbing my gum and I wanted to scream
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“Let’s kill her.” I can’t 😂😂😂
Comedians turn their sad stories into funny stories and it is such an invaluable skill
being born in the year 2000, every time i hear Jerry, i legit just see Berry B. Benson.
seeing a bee hovering with a Barbie Superstar microphone in hand and telling these jokes.
then i get so mad that there isnt a bee joke in the bit
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@@Peri_Cat I'm just doing what comes naturally
I mean I see Wanda Sykes as the skunk from Over the Hedge, so…
OMG this was so extremely funny.
Didn't know there were so many doctor jokes.
Thanks for the laughter.
And so happy to see Dr. Espina again.
Peace and Love ✌🏽❤️
That moment I realized I'm old when Dr. Mike doesn't recognize who George Carlin is! RIP Mr. Conductor!
One of the greatest comics of all time. I can only imagine the material he'd have today in the current political/social climate.
I was surprised to see him in this.
His fart jokes were gold!
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I remember i was at the ER for extreme pain in my side, and they told me it was a gal bladder infection and had to be removed. They sent an ambulance to take me to the hospital so they could do the surgery, and about 10 minutes before it showed, they gave me pain meds.
I remember sitting in the ambulance with the paramedic and talking with her, and then i thought the conversation had come to a lull.
But when the ambulance finally pulled up at the hospital, the paramedic goes, "you must really like to sing" and my brain just shut down.
Like... Whaaat? 😶
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The Pap smear story just helped me achieve a new level of irrational fear for my favorite (😑😑) doctors visit 😩😩
My last pap, the swab actually cut me when it was inside, and I started bleeding. The gyno doing it just went "Well that's not good", and handed me a pad. Like she didn't own up to it or anything. This was only my second ever pap, too. And the first one was even worse. So I didn't need anymore nightmare fuel for pap smears, but Dr. Mike gave it to me anyway.
I've had 3 paps in my life. First one was great - as great as they can be I guess. The last two were last year, and at the final one my dr (a woman) shamed me and basically SA me. I now have another thing to add to the list of reasons I'd rather die of cervical cancer than get a pap.
Everyone's favorite really, I mean who doesn't love being spread open and having a cotton swab touch a part of you that never gets touched by anything else?
I made my dr leave the room laughing... he was doing my pap, and as he was getting rdy to insert the most annoying instrument known to woman kind, I asked...
"So, how's the weather down there??"
lol
Lolol thats gold
These r some of my favorite comedy bits, so it feels weird when I hear the bits get moved around 😂
One time I went to a gyno appt, and the doctor held up the speculum to the assistant, and said " this one's Peterson." And I stopped him and said "... Did you name it?" He went bright red and said "NO! Pederson! It's the brand! 😂😂😂😂
lol