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  • @OneTopic2
    @OneTopic2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17943

    My *husband?* oh, you know…… “The Plague”

    • @Ezzy1331_
      @Ezzy1331_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +702

      Hewwo OT
      Here’s a fun story: Once I had a crush but someone else also had a crush on her. Long story short she told us she was a lesbian and now all three of us never talk about it ever again.
      I have now discovered I’m bi and I have a boyfriend now
      Gay ending

    • @saturnisgay69
      @saturnisgay69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      helo OT

    • @skyw3419
      @skyw3419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      "The plague"..?

    • @partiallyalive1284
      @partiallyalive1284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yesssss

    • @littleguy3
      @littleguy3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      O

  • @queenmcninja7751
    @queenmcninja7751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2064

    When youre confused that youre both "big shirt little pants" but also "little shirt big pants"... and then you realise your bisexual.
    It all makes sense now

    • @MiniMia48
      @MiniMia48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      _gasp_
      That explains everything

    • @leosun3
      @leosun3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      When you're a big shirt big pants kind of person and then remember you're asexual (but also homoromantic) sooo...

    • @Melancholic_Choir
      @Melancholic_Choir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I’m both but MMM

    • @ashen-sky
      @ashen-sky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      lmao me too i was like oh but i can’t choose
      and then i remembered

    • @theeinstagator4583
      @theeinstagator4583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      bruh this happened to me too, im pan lmao 🤣🤣

  • @shadedvoices9271
    @shadedvoices9271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1695

    "Men dont like when girls wear that much makeup"
    Me: "And women dont like when men tell them how much makeup to wear-"

    • @stellasoleclark5586
      @stellasoleclark5586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But what if a woman says that to you

    • @marifisk8278
      @marifisk8278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Fr, also I like how you changed the noun girls to women, lol thanks

    • @shadedvoices9271
      @shadedvoices9271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@marifisk8278 Ayy someone found out! np haha

    • @KryssLaBryn
      @KryssLaBryn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@stellasoleclark5586 Then you just look her straight in the eye and say, "Mom, I'm old enough to do what I want."

    • @your_fellow_idot1078
      @your_fellow_idot1078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The fact I don't Wear makeup because I hate makeup(no offense)

  • @lolymop333
    @lolymop333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3875

    "Real ladies shave their legs."
    "You'll never get a boyfriend with legs that hairy."
    Bro, for real!?

    • @snappednecc4565
      @snappednecc4565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      Exactly, the hair on my legs just means they’ll be softer to cuddle rather than stubby from shaving!

    • @alicemartin3275
      @alicemartin3275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      I don't shave and I still get hitted on. Sorry, this trick won't work.

    • @myka_bananafarmer
      @myka_bananafarmer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@alicemartin3275 Yeah same. It sucks. Especially if you have boobies.

    • @rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242
      @rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Bro you promise?? 😂

    • @vanilleistee4763
      @vanilleistee4763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      My family once wouldn’t let me out of the house before I shaved my legs

  • @AzraelIsAThing
    @AzraelIsAThing ปีที่แล้ว +386

    About 2 years ago, I was a male bisexual, and I always wished I was in a lesbian relationship for “no reason.”
    one year later I’m a lesbian Demi-girl obsessed with books, anime, and unnatural hair colors.
    A year later gender is unnecessary.

  • @aquaanonymous3267
    @aquaanonymous3267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2685

    Oh Noooooo! My husband “suddenly” and “unexpectedly” died of the “plague”. What a shame, who could have foreseen? I guess I’ll just have to live in a house alone with my “best freind” for the rest of our days. What truly “horrible events” that couldn’t have been stopped by anyone especially not me who had nothing to do with it.

    • @Dandidoodles
      @Dandidoodles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Oh no thats "horrible", what an "unfortunate" "tragedy"

    • @rainbowwigglecactus6605
      @rainbowwigglecactus6605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      I hope you can get over your "grief" and "sorrow." I would "hate" to be in your shoes

    • @anagames4601
      @anagames4601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      That is so "sad", im "sorry" for your "loss"

    • @bucktoothedsuccubus3401
      @bucktoothedsuccubus3401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      So "tragic" what a "horrible tragedy"!

    • @KEBJD
      @KEBJD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      oh no :( i hope you'll be ok "being roomates" with your "best friend"

  • @medicalbasils
    @medicalbasils 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7706

    “My daughter still hasn’t gotten married,she lives with her childhood best friend and her childhood best friend hasn’t gotten married either”
    ….and they were roomates

    • @randomdreamer5429
      @randomdreamer5429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      historians agree with that statement

    • @mrsprince2706
      @mrsprince2706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I honestly thought I was on Sappho and her friend for a little bit

    • @Djinn_Entonic
      @Djinn_Entonic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Take my like (is a natural number)

    • @mrsprince2706
      @mrsprince2706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Djinn_Entonic sorry it's a bit late for that bud maybe next time

    • @Djinn_Entonic
      @Djinn_Entonic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@mrsprince2706 I don't know what you are talking about, I've never claimed to be the 69th like /s

  • @skyw3419
    @skyw3419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6540

    OT saying he's going to train with swords in his non dominant hand so he can hold Huamn1's hand while fighting off their mutual enemies is so wholesome 💛

    • @murderoftrees
      @murderoftrees 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      I’M LEFT HANDED! WHO WANTS TO SWORD FIGHT WITH ME?

    • @masterpig5s
      @masterpig5s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Very wholesome

    • @gibbous_silver
      @gibbous_silver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@murderoftrees I AM ALSO LEFT HANDED AND I WILL FIGHT YOU

    • @kisbored2189
      @kisbored2189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@murderoftrees I shall sword fight with you!

    • @theeguy9022
      @theeguy9022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@murderoftrees I am right handed and will show you the power of everything being built specifically for you

  • @thatskeletonthief
    @thatskeletonthief 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    11:05 First date with my partner, we went to the library and chilled there, sketching, killing time as an alibi (strict mom that didn't know we were dating at the time). My partner had just shaved zer hair off, and I was wearing pants and to say we were both surprised was an understatement. We went to the grocery store and picked up a couple of things, to which ze had to comfort me through because I was anxious of how full it was. We went to my place and cooked pasta and the sauce, having the battle with the oil while cooking chicken, and then enjoyed a soft few minutes in my room while we talked about trees before ze had to go home before zer mom got suspicious of where ze went.

    • @Wretchedcha0s
      @Wretchedcha0s ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aelechdeepestflame4347 💀

  • @ครยฬร
    @ครยฬร 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4202

    Fun fact: your DNA have all the necessary genetic information to create feathers

    • @laumotan8862
      @laumotan8862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      now THAT is interesting.

    • @ครยฬร
      @ครยฬร 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      @Dancing on the moon idk go ask your genetic code

    • @sar-cat-stic
      @sar-cat-stic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      Why didn't i grow feathers yet... SCREW THAT FISH THAT CAME OUT OF THE WATER. I WANT WINGS

    • @illstealyoureyes4082
      @illstealyoureyes4082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @Dancing on the moon Would be cool to have wings, but our bodies aren't made to fly

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@sar-cat-stic Yeah, I hate to tell you this, but that fish that climbed out of the water is also the ancestor of everything that grew wings.
      This is not that fish's fault.

  • @spicyspencer863
    @spicyspencer863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1876

    OT was that one really straight guy in the gay friend group in high school, but nobody ever questioned, he was just there

    • @yumikodazaiswaifu
      @yumikodazaiswaifu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      That's me, my friend group is nearly entirely lgbtq+ and I love it

    • @bobfruck
      @bobfruck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      this description fits one of my friends perfectly

    • @spicyspencer863
      @spicyspencer863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@yumikodazaiswaifu I love that! Thanks for being an amazing ally I’m sure your friends really appreciate it

    • @spicyspencer863
      @spicyspencer863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@bobfruck that’s so nice, I’m glad your friends with such good allys!

    • @yumikodazaiswaifu
      @yumikodazaiswaifu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@spicyspencer863 you don't have to thank me for being myself, I love my friends and nothing can change that :)

  • @kms1945
    @kms1945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    My boyfriend just broke up with me and watching this reminded me that I'm actually gay. Whoopsies.

  • @tynebaker
    @tynebaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    ‘Men don’t like when you…’ men generally or just that person and his misogynistic echo chamber?

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I mean, I barely count as a man, buuut… I'm gonna say just that one group. The only thing is even ask about is the trend of shaving one side of their head. How did that start? Why is it so popular? What does it mean? Does it mean anything? And the only reason I "don't like" it is because it reminds me of that scene in the original Planet of the Apes.

    • @harutoSpring
      @harutoSpring 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mavendeo well it's just hair, if you don't like it, cool? it's not like it's for you lol, it's for them. its their hair and body if they like that hairstyle, nice! they are doing it for themselves, if they find a lover the lover have to find them attractive, have the same interests . if not, why do you want to be with someone who don't like you and what you're into?why be with someone who doesn't think you're attractive and what you are interested in is disgusting and boring?
      TLDR: they like the hairstyle and you don't got a say in it.

    • @crypticcryptid4702
      @crypticcryptid4702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mavendeo May I introduce you to the trend of shaving both sides, leaving a strip of hair down the middle of your scalp, and then flipping it every time someone looks away in a conversation. It is very fun.

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@harutoSpring I don't think you understand the meaning of my comment. Oftentimes, trends like this have a hidden meaning, so I'm trying to learn why this is a trend. I'm merely seeking information.

  • @scriitleplays
    @scriitleplays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3584

    I would have said “light switch” not power bottom but they’re both funny lmao
    Edit: So this blew up. Thanks y’all! :)

    • @isitreallyamechsfan2964
      @isitreallyamechsfan2964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Nah your light switch is your gf that works in the lighting section of the hardware store

    • @auroramiller3339
      @auroramiller3339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Also the fact that OT thought "power bottom" were pants or something is just so wholesome lol😄🥺

    • @FinallyAlone
      @FinallyAlone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I read "power bottom" as "power button" and I thought you where talking about a Nintendo switch.

    • @jellydeer9777
      @jellydeer9777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      light switch, doesn't that mean your gf is a switch

    • @lavender_1112
      @lavender_1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jellydeer9777 yes it does mean that they’re gf is a switch

  • @NUQE249
    @NUQE249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1429

    “Men don’t like that much makeup”
    Ok then I’ll just date a woman
    **laughs in biromantic asexual**

    • @tuankietle2845
      @tuankietle2845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Everything and nothing at the same time

    • @spookyho5994
      @spookyho5994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@tuankietle2845 that’s why we’re so powerful

    • @abithatsometimestrolls4080
      @abithatsometimestrolls4080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *laughs in lesbian*

    • @FaizatheTempest
      @FaizatheTempest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      **laughs also in biromantic asexual**

    • @Diane_666
      @Diane_666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      **laughs in panromantic asexual**

  • @adoramay9410
    @adoramay9410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    “This show makes me wish I was a lesbian, but I’m a guy”
    This is so funny to me, because this was the exact scenario that made me discover I was trans. It wasn’t Adventure Time, it was Strawberry Panic, but still

    • @flocon9388
      @flocon9388 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can if you use the magic of estrogen

    • @coderamen666
      @coderamen666 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In retrospect, watching movies like Pitch Perfect helped my transgender thoughts come out

    • @millie_the_beetle
      @millie_the_beetle 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      OH SO THIS IS COMMON
      (mine was harley quinn and i didnt realize i was trans until like 2 years later lol)

  • @muffinworm4970
    @muffinworm4970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2531

    I'm always wonderig if he really doesn't get the dirty jokes.
    "Let's eat" sign in the bedroom..."yay breakfast in bed"

    • @needtoread_2382
      @needtoread_2382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Wait... -_-
      What's the dirty joke?

    • @sarinaaaa_
      @sarinaaaa_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@needtoread_2382 ah...............................

    • @needtoread_2382
      @needtoread_2382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @FluffyNinja301 ???
      Thanks for trying, but I still don't get it TwT
      Granted if it has to do with stuff in bed, my ace butt won't understand.
      Sorry for wasting your time

    • @Ruby...X
      @Ruby...X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@needtoread_2382 uhh.....how old are you?

    • @Waitimgay
      @Waitimgay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      This innocence is something only the gods can keep. Which is why im not innocent anymore-

  • @curlamus4452
    @curlamus4452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1902

    “Awww snacks in the bed!”
    Yeah, OT.... just wholesome breakfast in bed... nothing else.....

    • @aeron_draven
      @aeron_draven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      👀

    • @primaveral-s8s
      @primaveral-s8s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      yup, definitely just snacks in bed...

    • @legatereme1983
      @legatereme1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      He's the best allies dad ever

    • @Toni-lo9ms
      @Toni-lo9ms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I'm a male ace person who's only romantic toward women and even I got that.
      Edit: I probably should have just said I'm an ace dude and left it at that. I'm new, just realized my ace-ness recently, still working out talking about it without being weird.

    • @legatereme1983
      @legatereme1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me too

  • @shadeofmidna-9897
    @shadeofmidna-9897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    As someone with two moms:
    Yes, the “go ask your mom,” thing happens a lot. Especially on movie night.

  • @samsnottheman7268
    @samsnottheman7268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    dad: complains about daughter not getting married at 27
    my parents at 36: let's have a baby and agree to never see each other again 🤝

  • @lucideandre
    @lucideandre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2695

    If the dominant hands are the same, hold the offhands, so that one person is facing forwards and the other backwards. That way you’re immune to flanking

    • @harrybridgesBread
      @harrybridgesBread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      You are a genius

    • @vanguardbreaker8826
      @vanguardbreaker8826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      All I can think of now is Will & Elizabeth's marriage battle thank you

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      oop-sie, I didn't see this one. Hey if you see my comment, pls don't think I stole your comment jzxhgajs|
      But yeah!!! That's what I thought too

    • @SamuraiFluff
      @SamuraiFluff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why is this not pinned?

    • @gaymedievaldruid
      @gaymedievaldruid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And also you're back-to-back and trust each other so implicitly to protect you like you protect them

  • @Aerodil
    @Aerodil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    My husband and I have decided that when he transitions, we will have a viking ceremony and exchange swords instead of rings.

    • @чуля-ф6я
      @чуля-ф6я 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      AWWW

    • @JDM-is-my-name
      @JDM-is-my-name 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Are you also getting a cat and a key? :)
      I think viking tradition is really cool!

    • @FoxValley123
      @FoxValley123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This is seriously the sweetest thing I read today I wish you both a plentiful bound

    • @streetst4610
      @streetst4610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      OH MY GOD THAT IS AMAZING! CONGRATS!

    • @cristinacandelagarcia6445
      @cristinacandelagarcia6445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's so cool!

  • @enderrgoat
    @enderrgoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    So... I have recently discovered myself as non-binary, asexual, panromantic, so it makes sense that I can't see the gay circle, but now I'm just worried that I have high blood pressure

    • @birdofnyx376
      @birdofnyx376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @U w U im similar nb polyromantic(maybe pan idk) ace also

    • @user-si6qn5iw5s
      @user-si6qn5iw5s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I'm a demigirl, possibility omnisexual who tf knows and is there anything actually in that gay circle all I see is yellow

    • @coconuthead6409
      @coconuthead6409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      GaSp i am a fellow non-binary, asexual/panromantic as well, nice to meet you 👋

    • @coconuthead6409
      @coconuthead6409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@user-si6qn5iw5s oh hello there Chuuya

    • @user-si6qn5iw5s
      @user-si6qn5iw5s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@coconuthead6409 hello there

  • @TheOgCokeCan
    @TheOgCokeCan ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Snacks in the bedroom, breakfast in bed” yep, 100% what that was meant for, OT 😂😂

  • @thishuman1621
    @thishuman1621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5379

    “Men don’t like that much make up”
    Me: proceeds to say “women don’t like..” and criticises every one of his insecurities

  • @alllieens6299
    @alllieens6299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1931

    Men: “men don’t like when you wear that much makeup”
    Me: “Is that why you aren’t wearing any?👹I’m sure men must really love you then”🌈

    • @Ariki3657
      @Ariki3657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      LMAOOO IM GONNA USE IT FR

    • @alllieens6299
      @alllieens6299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @hyperflyer If you’ve never heard someone say or imply that be grateful instead of invalidating ppl who have heard that. I’ve seen so many guys telling other women that.

    • @alllieens6299
      @alllieens6299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @hyperflyer I honestly should’ve known you’re just another misogynist. Completely oblivious to the misogyny women face on a daily bases, as expected since its not even towards you. But instead of using common sense to come to the logical conclusion that perhaps, the reason you’ve never heard it yourself is bc you aren’t a woman who wears makeup, Ik, unbelievable. Who would’ve thought that a man wouldn’t tell another man that isn’t even wearing makeup, “Men don’t like it when you wear that much makeup”. It’s okay, it took me a while to understand that too.
      Yes, I absolutely love being a victim, which is exactly why I wish I were a man, I wouldn’t even have to actually go through anything for society to cater to me for no reason at all. Classic man victimhood.
      I guess I kinda assumed by imply, I meant, saying the exact same thing but in different words. But I could be wrong, maybe I didn’t mean that. Idk how I even came to the conclusion that maybe I was referring to the thousands of situations men would complain about women wearing “too much” makeup and so called “catfishing”, maybe, maybe not? Who knows. 😀

    • @alllieens6299
      @alllieens6299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @hyperflyer I’m very aware of toxic masculinity, you’ve got to be the first guy I’ve met to admit it exist. Most guys never will unless it fits their narrative to perceive them as a victim. Truth is, toxic masculinity doesn’t only affect men, it affects the ppl around you, and sometimes even caters to men. Like the idea that “boys will be boys” in a situation of a guy being violent, homophobic, bullying or even sexually harassing. It became a typical thing for men to be aggressive that they aren’t held accountable for being so. Even schools cater to men, instead of teaching guys to not sexually assault or overly sexualize a girl, they ban girls from wearing appropriate clothing that exposes as little as their shoulders or knees, thanks to the belief that boys can’t control themselves.
      Toxic masculinity affects everyone and especially gay men.
      I don’t understand why you even think you’re such a victim bc of the toxic roles men created for men, when men created toxic roles for women too, only difference is that toxic femininity will always convenience men and that many women these days aren’t still reinforcing these toxic standards, it’s everyone’s job to “unbrainwash” themselves and do better but not many men are doing that.
      Society isn’t nicer to women, women are nice women. It’s only ever girls supporting girls, while cis men and other pick me women are catering to men.
      And yeah 80% of suicides being male is very unfortunate, it definitely correlates to toxic masculinity and may have a lot to do with homophobia.
      When did I bash men and call a man a r*pist?? Lol alr. By society I’m mostly meaning the system or at least the ppl in power which would be men, which ultimately men are surely going to cater to men.
      I don’t laugh at men’s problems, every time I try to even speak up on toxic masculinity some dude gets offended and wants to pretend it doesn’t exist.
      If their preference is a woman who doesn’t wear much makeup that’s totally fine, that’s their personal opinion. But if they feel so entitled to the point they go up to a random woman and tell her she’s wearing too much makeup for his liking then that’s a problem.
      Lastly I love how even when you acknowledge that “men don’t like it when you wear that much makeup” is something that’s definitely said, you go on to victim blame. Great example of “boys will be boys”/toxic masculinity right there, instead of noticing the terrible actions of a man which is affecting a woman’s life, we first question why a woman would “put herself” in that situation as if she’s supposed to be 100% responsible and mentally stable with a super intuition telling her who and who to not hang around instead of holding the men accountable for being terrible, as if it’s just in a mans nature to be terrible and lack decency.
      But yeah, I don’t hang around men like that, I don’t even hang around men in general not only bc the fear and lack of men in my life but I also just prefer to avoid any sort of toxic masculinity. I was mostly talking about men online, on certain videos complaining that women wear too much makeup. Tho I do know a few men who feel so entitled to control women, and I avoid him at all cost but ty for assuming, it just gets hard to sometimes when he’s now apart of the family. 👌🏾

    • @stellasoleclark5586
      @stellasoleclark5586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@alllieens6299 don't try, guys like him don't care. He said that you're playing victim then listed all of the things men face

  • @dawnbeckett9179
    @dawnbeckett9179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1873

    Similarities between OT and Markiplier
    - has the best laugh
    - seems gay sometimes but is straight
    - can always make you smile/laugh
    - has dyed their hair blue at some point
    - a very nice person

    • @downwordspiralofpiss
      @downwordspiralofpiss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Not gonna lie ,until recently I thought Markiplier was bi

    • @tomashowell4040
      @tomashowell4040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@downwordspiralofpiss same

    • @PersonNotperson-gu1wf
      @PersonNotperson-gu1wf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      THIS GUY IS STRAIGHT???

    • @nerieram
      @nerieram 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@PersonNotperson-gu1wf wait yea even i just found out cuz of this comment

    • @simsgirlgem
      @simsgirlgem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Wait he’s straight?

  • @frayamilldrige9517
    @frayamilldrige9517 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Thank you.
    While I was watching this video, I was drawing someone with a specifically collared shirt, and I was getting extremely frustrated with it and I started franticly shaking my hands. I've only ever done that when I'm excited. Everything around me started getting extremely loud and I started breathing heavily I then realized that I was about to cry and grabbed my emotional support stuffy and dropped my sketch pad, grabbed my laptop, and then went into my bed and continued to watch this video, I've started to calm down now thanks to you OT. For the past year and a half, this stuff has happened to me, and I still don't know why. If you think you have an idea why my body will flair out like this, please tell me.

    • @noelloveslemmons
      @noelloveslemmons ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honey, if you haven't already, please visit the doctor. Constant panic attacks are extremely worrying. These reactions could be some going on inside your head, which you can get help figuring out from a mental health professional, therapist, or doctor.
      I experience these reactions when I'm extremely stressed, so make sure you're taking breaks from any hard work you have to do. I feel bad that you didn't get a response sooner. Stay safe.

  • @alisonselje2809
    @alisonselje2809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1450

    I was about to comment "I've been a lesbian for 16 years now why haven't I gotten a sword" but then I remember that at the start of the pandemic my mom pulled a plastic sword out of the basement to cheer up my 21 year old brother, but didn't tell me and just left it in the kitchen, so when I went into the kitchen for a midnight snack i noticed it and started swinging it around and hit the glass light shade for the ceiling light and my mom woke up and started yelling at me so maybe I don't deserve my lesbian sword licence.

    • @numbers72927
      @numbers72927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      NO, YOU DO

    • @lucky-segfault
      @lucky-segfault 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      The problem here is not you ts the sword. Get a better sword with more shinyness

    • @Marina-tn1tz
      @Marina-tn1tz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Hunny, every lesbian deserves a sword license. We've all broken lamps while pretending to be Celaena Sardothien 😌

    • @anotherpotato7641
      @anotherpotato7641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Bro I'm having cramps right now I shouldn't be laughing at your comment

    • @drawingspider7798
      @drawingspider7798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Practice makes perfect.

  • @ran_ron.0
    @ran_ron.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +980

    Rando person: "men don't like that much makeup"
    Me: "I don't like men-"
    Rando person: "wait wha-"
    Me: "laughs in Lesbian"

    • @Freaky_toe
      @Freaky_toe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a fact

    • @charlie-ru7yo
      @charlie-ru7yo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @N_J667
      @N_J667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *laughs in aro/ace*

    • @Bakerygo
      @Bakerygo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My uncle said that one time. And I replied : Do you forget that I don't search for a man because I already have one and he likes the way I do my make up? He had nothing to say! My husband knows what a highlighter is.

    • @local_homo2196
      @local_homo2196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *also laughs in lesbian *

  • @EvilDMMk3
    @EvilDMMk3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    “Dominant hand” such an narrowminded propaganda. You can learn to be ambidextrous particularly with swords. Never surrender an advantage.

    • @_peeblar_
      @_peeblar_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Everyone keeps saying im right handed because i write with my right hand!! Im not right handed tho, I've noticed over the course of my life that i split different tasks between my hands pretty evenly without even realizing it!!!

    • @tikaepixwhom666
      @tikaepixwhom666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me: *is ambidextrous* UHM

    • @selenaautufuga7597
      @selenaautufuga7597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sorry, but my submissive hand disagres.

    • @ath3na.64
      @ath3na.64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was going to like this comment, but am unable to since it's at 666 and I want it to stay that way.

    • @justapanpirate
      @justapanpirate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@_peeblar_ Same! I write with my left, has always held scissors in my right and it apparently always made kindergarten teacher really confused. I do finer, trickier tasks easier with my left but have more strength in my right.

  • @narnigrin
    @narnigrin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    @9:30 Omg omg ok so back when I did viking sword/knife fighting, in the first session when they asked us newbies to "just hold the knife in whatever hand feels most natural" I had to switch back and forth multiple times because both felt pretty good? then cue a year later the instructor going "hey Erika wanna try fighting with a sword in each hand" and thiS MEANS I'M SWORD BISEXUAL

  • @Ysa5657
    @Ysa5657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    A story: I am an aroace girl but at work everyone sure I am a lesbian, never correct them and most likely never will. Because I get rid of man hit on me which is great, got hit on by a lesbian last week for the first time in a long time, and when I explain to her my disinterest in dating she was respectful and nice and didn’t make me feel like I need to protect myself. So I have two things to say about that: first of all: I would choose to get hit on by a girl every day in the week over a guy so if the aroace girl say that straight dudes please up your game and don’t make people feel like you will give them a punch in the face, I don’t play hard to get just leave me alone. Second I really hope she finds a lovely girlfriend because she deserves it. That all. 💕✨

    • @bigratman_
      @bigratman_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      THIS IS SO WHOLESOME
      also hello, i'm ace too ◠‿◠

    • @mouseboss7878
      @mouseboss7878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I feel called out, because I let everyone think I am a lesbian instead of telling them I am AceAro. I am just really scared that they won't understand so I rather tell them I am something else. I just hope one day I"lol get to tell them the truth 🤗

    • @novanettle7497
      @novanettle7497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oooh! I'm also ace and when I cut my hair short I started getting hit on by a few girls and I gotta tell you; it felt really nice. Like, a bit awkward because I turned them down, but flattering :)

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ace of hearts, we are here

    • @kariannek7326
      @kariannek7326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hello fellow aces! I hope you all have a lovely day!

  • @lunarsoul1737
    @lunarsoul1737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Being a transgirl who likes women is so cool since as soon as you realise you're trans it is a 2-in-1 bonus

    • @itsumikoroko
      @itsumikoroko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Can confirm

    • @neonswan1482
      @neonswan1482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm transman and i like women

    • @poketrap6663
      @poketrap6663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm a trans man and I like all of the above with the exception to cis women because though I can be friends with cis women, if I try to date them they make me want to commit murder. So.... XD

    • @neonswan1482
      @neonswan1482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@poketrap6663 your meant to date? I'm doing life wrong

    • @poketrap6663
      @poketrap6663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@neonswan1482 I like all people regardless of gender when it comes to just platonic relationships. Just a little more picky when it comes to sexual relationships. X3

  • @EstroFiend
    @EstroFiend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    "2 trans people cant be lesbian its just gay with extra steps!"
    *me and my girlfriend who are just trying to enjoy our day*

    • @altherm8066
      @altherm8066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Go the extra mile, be gay with so many steps you’ve got a whole staircase.

    • @mme.veronica735
      @mme.veronica735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@altherm8066 I'm going to be gay with so many extra steps that I'll be able to climb to heaven

    • @Magic_Skeleton
      @Magic_Skeleton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@mme.veronica735 This is literally the best sentence I've seen all day, I'll climb to gay heaven with you~

    • @V.KirishimaCrimsonChaos
      @V.KirishimaCrimsonChaos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'm Pan. I'm about as extra steps as possible.

    • @TheDreamingBean
      @TheDreamingBean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@V.KirishimaCrimsonChaos same here

  • @missnaomi613
    @missnaomi613 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    My 19 year old recently came out as a trans lesbian, and LOVES the idea of wedding swords! Happy Pride, y'all! 🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧

    • @Haileydybdahl
      @Haileydybdahl 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It just sounds so cool!!!

  • @hell0k1tty641
    @hell0k1tty641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    “My lesbian electric gf, or as I like to call her, my power bottom”
    *Like jeans :D*
    Stay pure one topic

    • @samanthacomfort2887
      @samanthacomfort2887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yeah, he totally missed the "crop top" and "power bottom" joke

    • @Freaky_toe
      @Freaky_toe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ikr facts

    • @anonymoussquid34
      @anonymoussquid34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@samanthacomfort2887 Me: I know what "power bottom" means in the joke, but what does "crop top" mean? like I know that they said ,"crop" since their girlfriend is a farmer ,but what does.....OHHHHHHHH 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @Waitimgay
      @Waitimgay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He will get it eventually and just laugh

    • @booperdooper9762
      @booperdooper9762 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @yeanofullname4283
    @yeanofullname4283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Someone: no one will love you for how you look.
    Me, a demisexual: PERFECT!

    • @ginathecookie
      @ginathecookie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yesss

    • @non-bidragon38
      @non-bidragon38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Pfft opposite besties
      Cuz I'm pan so instead of looks I go for the soul

    • @kibaliziosa483
      @kibaliziosa483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me, an aroace: ...and I should be worried because?

    • @litchtheshinigami8936
      @litchtheshinigami8936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me an asexual nonbinary bean: good.. at least they'll actually stay away from me with their sexual bullshit

    • @jessiemcconnell8108
      @jessiemcconnell8108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@litchtheshinigami8936 my Friend says dirty sexuals you just reminded me of that frase

  • @KarmasAB123
    @KarmasAB123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    "Men don't like that much makeup"
    Please don't speak for all of us, sir.

    • @electraheart-g5e
      @electraheart-g5e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Like megan thee stallion once said "Apparently the boys like me better with no makeup but I don't really care what the boys' think."

    • @poketrap6663
      @poketrap6663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed. Though I don't wear much makeup(yes, I'm a man, a trans man), idgaf if people want to wear no makeup at all or look like a porcelain doll or clown. Thats their choice, and I don't have to be attracted to them to compliment them on their appearance.

  • @L30N...
    @L30N... ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I absolutely just love your laugh man. It makes me smile ever yime I hear it (not in a weird way 😭)
    I love your videos and think you're so cool- keep up the amazing work mate 🫶💞

  • @maferramon387
    @maferramon387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    As someone with two moms the "go ask your mom" thing is extremely accurate

    • @songofphoenix2288
      @songofphoenix2288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh, honey...

    • @mgam4963
      @mgam4963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      As a nonbinary person who's lesbian and plans to adopt either by myself or with a partner, I'm probably going to pull dad jokes on my kid, and pull the "gO aSk yOuR mOm" gag pfft.

    • @jaslikeart
      @jaslikeart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mgam4963 i think you're trixic? I think that's the word for being non binary but attracted to women

    • @beastlywater3421
      @beastlywater3421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@jaslikeart non binary can be lesbian, that's what the white stripe in the flag is for ;)

    • @jaslikeart
      @jaslikeart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beastlywater3421 ok

  • @virgilmoon3240
    @virgilmoon3240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    “As I like to call her, my power bottom.” Like jeans? Oh, OT, no. Honey, no😂

    • @whitecray0en
      @whitecray0en 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i was dying there 💀
      also you have a pretty cool name

    • @Shiaa.24
      @Shiaa.24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

  • @ChosenOne41
    @ChosenOne41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    I'm a guy that likes a lot of makeup, it makes me look so pretty

    • @lilmushr00m39
      @lilmushr00m39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      WAIT I SAW YOU BEFORE IN THE COMMENTS😎

    • @gabrxael
      @gabrxael 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      People legit don’t get it though. They’re like “iT’s nOt a MaNlY tHiNg” and then go off to wear makeup like? It makes you feel pretty, don’t you think they want the same?

    • @riverhusky7621
      @riverhusky7621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
      Also I bet your very pretty either way, you do you friend!

    • @ratstyle5468
      @ratstyle5468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      we stan a pretty king

    • @asurasyn
      @asurasyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Femboy = best boy!

  • @Shinyspddmn
    @Shinyspddmn ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This is just reminding me of when I first came out as a trans woman and my mom's immediate response was "you know, most men want cis women" and my first response was "good thing I'm not looking for men"

  • @trans_and_gothicpiano2676
    @trans_and_gothicpiano2676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    "If you can't see the number you're gay"
    I- I literally can't see the number and it scares me- I know I'm gay, but OT seems so confident about there being a letter there!!

    • @w1nt3r9
      @w1nt3r9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      hi! i like that you're goth ♡

    • @trans_and_gothicpiano2676
      @trans_and_gothicpiano2676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@w1nt3r9 Aww, thank you!!

    • @mellieblack8856
      @mellieblack8856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think the joke was supposed to be if you imagine a 9 after seeing a 6, then you're gay, but I'm not positive

    • @isatrujillo469
      @isatrujillo469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sameeeee

    • @aristeia3703
      @aristeia3703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@w1nt3r9 you two are actually adorable ✨

  • @JCSR07
    @JCSR07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    The "little does everyone know, she's both" almost made me cry on the spot

    • @katzenlady5339
      @katzenlady5339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It was soo wholesome. I wish I could marry my best friend

    • @divabhardwaj6381
      @divabhardwaj6381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@katzenlady5339 why can’t you? Only thing that’s stopping you is unreciprocated feelings, age, and the law :D oh that’s why...

    • @katzenlady5339
      @katzenlady5339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@divabhardwaj6381 Haha, well guessed, but that's not why. Since many years my best friend is a guy. A guy who always joked with me that we gonna marry each other when we're both long term single when we're 30. But while me, as a bisexual weirdo, is just bad in flirting and a bit awkward, the explanation for him being single so long, was just that he's gay. The 30 is coming closer and we're both in happy relationships since years. But I imagine it being the best to actually love you're best friend in a way, that you have sexual interest in each other. I'm sure these marriages will last a lifetime. But we're loving each other like brother and sister, no romantic feelings ever involved. Not sure if you actually wanted to hear all that, because you probably just made a joke. But well, told you I'm weird xD

    • @herossoup6027
      @herossoup6027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@katzenlady5339 I guess I can relate in a way. I’m madly in love with my best friend, but she’s demisexual heteroromantic, and we’re both girls. I already knew it’d never work out, and of course I respect her and our friendship, I treasure her more than any feelings I have. But it is pretty tough to deal with. Though, I don’t think I’d ever take back loving her. I’m simply clutching these tender feelings close to my aching heart, hoping that however much I love her, someone will come along and love her even more. We’re young, so not nearly as old as you and your best friend, but i guess this shows how much you can adore a person to the moon and back, regardless of whether or not they’ll feel it back. I know you said it was just some joke between you two for being single, but I guess it stings even more for me and my best friend because we used to say the same thing all the time when we were younger, before this all developed and complicated everything. I’m probably dragging on by rambling, this was a bit silly to talk about

    • @helpilostmybeanie1868
      @helpilostmybeanie1868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i wanna marry my best friends, all of em!! and not even in the romantic way

  • @blackrosejinx5563
    @blackrosejinx5563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    “Let’s Eat” above bed
    OT: aww like breakfast in bed ☺️☺️
    *_who’s gonna tell him?_*

  • @ScootsLounge
    @ScootsLounge ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm right-handed, but fuck it. I'll train like Inigo Montoya and the Dread Pirate Roberts to fight with my left hand instead so i can hold my "roommate's" hand as we battle our enemies!

  • @Sophie-mv7bd
    @Sophie-mv7bd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    Trans fem lesbian here thanks for all the support for the lgbt community dude your such a nice guy

    • @Taylor_5724
      @Taylor_5724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hell yes

    • @Sophie-mv7bd
      @Sophie-mv7bd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @U w U that's what I love about it

    • @Sophie-mv7bd
      @Sophie-mv7bd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jonathan Armstrong me too

    • @juliaf_
      @juliaf_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Eeee transfem sapphic here :)

    • @Sophie-mv7bd
      @Sophie-mv7bd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@juliaf_ hey sis

  • @raythepygmypuff9987
    @raythepygmypuff9987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    everyone: oT iS sO wHoLeSoMe
    ot: laughs at joes funeral

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But he did it in a wholesome way cx

  • @firehazarddemon8103
    @firehazarddemon8103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    ONLY WAY I WILL SAY YES TO MARRIAGE NOW IS IF I GET OFFERED A SWORD!!!!

  • @mis4kixx
    @mis4kixx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THE LAST ONE WAS SO WHOLESOME

  • @annikadunow399
    @annikadunow399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I used to have a friend that was bi and one day she just looked at me and said: "you know, I like to go to gay bars becouse the people there are so much nicer than in regular bars." and I had never actually been to a bar but I just felt that.

  • @elerdy3237
    @elerdy3237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    The best comment I ever heard was "Being hit on by a gay guy is like receiving a lot of money in the wrong currency."

    • @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos
      @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What an excellent simile

    • @teatalks3426
      @teatalks3426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Y- you’re right…

    • @gabrielandradeferraz386
      @gabrielandradeferraz386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      if only I had that passport

    • @crystalmckenna9376
      @crystalmckenna9376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But honestly who ever hasn't gotten money in the wrong currency and been much like a crow in the way of taking it and never letting anyone take it away... It's just too cool, or outside of the metaphor, it's just too much of a compliment. I don't have this problem though so I only have a say in the metaphor.

    • @littlechickenman
      @littlechickenman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a pan person I use all currencies. But I have no money.

  • @loki_is_tired
    @loki_is_tired 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Wait, guys, OT just said he’s been to many gay bars-
    Also I love the “I’m glad they think I’m pretty enough”, because he’s so wholesome aahhhhhh-

    • @anthrocultur5116
      @anthrocultur5116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      OT has said that most of his friends are LGBT+ ; of course he goes to gay bars and spaces with them. And being flattered that someone is interested in you is the right reaction, if they are respectful about your "No, thank you."

    • @loki_is_tired
      @loki_is_tired 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@anthrocultur5116 I know. It was a joke, you don’t have to take it seriously. And lots of people when hit on are just uncomfortable and awkward in general. I actually haven’t met someone other than my own dad, who is a super wholesome guy, who are only flattered.

  • @laurinhagameplaix6017
    @laurinhagameplaix6017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "men don't like that much makeup" WOW! Even better!

  • @lucajambor3514
    @lucajambor3514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Ah yes “crop” top and “power” bottom. And “snacks” in the bedroom…gosh dang it OT’s innocence is so ✨ADORABLE✨

    • @rogue6827
      @rogue6827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The snacks in the bedroom one was hilarious, his innocence always surprises me

    • @rogue6827
      @rogue6827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @fleurDelis munive It's always nice to meet a fellow pansexual.

    • @mellifluouslyanonymous
      @mellifluouslyanonymous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i don't get it? what would they be eating? a three course meal?

    • @jacksonbrandeberry2136
      @jacksonbrandeberry2136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Each other…

    • @mellifluouslyanonymous
      @mellifluouslyanonymous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jacksonbrandeberry2136 I- who would want cannibalism on their bedroom?? Some people are so weird 😂😂

  • @pumpkinspicecupcakes
    @pumpkinspicecupcakes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Me:“And they were Roommates”
    Also me: “Never mind they are lesbians. My bad.”
    Based on a true story.

    • @moonlight2870
      @moonlight2870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm dumb she's a lesbian

    • @aspiring.creative.person6092
      @aspiring.creative.person6092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love how that phrase “and they were roommates” is now pretty much synonymous with “they’re gay and living together” 😂

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me with every couple who live together ever. Even non lesbian couples. Even straight couples.

    • @poketrap6663
      @poketrap6663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At this point in life, I never know who are roommates or "roommates", I just lovingly support all and don't care what they choose.
      Edit: being more gay leaning than anything else, but still panromantic polysexual, I often forget straight is a thing so when I see a straight couple I'm like "what cute friends" because people aren't black and white all the time, we're all of the above to some degree and shouldn't just assume that any two people are romantically/sexually involved unless told otherwise.

    • @aspiring.creative.person6092
      @aspiring.creative.person6092 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mystery-Wolf lol that just made me think. There’s a common phrase with which I’m sure you are familiar, like “are you gay for _____?” Which is weird, unless you are rarely attracted to the same gender, because otherwise that’s just your sexuality, it’s not FOR anyone. I think we should also do this for straight people lol. “Are you straight for ____?”

  • @poprocks6576
    @poprocks6576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Love how ot’s slowly learning about gay culture but still holds his “like genes” innocence

  • @cjlite0210
    @cjlite0210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:02 If anyone did decide to flirt with me, I might end up going stiff and collapsing on the floor (I don't want a relationship but don't know how to tell them lol)

  • @nataloe1541
    @nataloe1541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    ‘Men won’t like you if you dress like that!’
    Me: everything goes according to plan

    • @kasper_phizz
      @kasper_phizz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao love ur pfp

    • @kasper_phizz
      @kasper_phizz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mridoc Who's?

    • @kasper_phizz
      @kasper_phizz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mridoc Aww tysm! I like they're pfp too. I drew mine myself btw, so that means a lot!

  • @Takisan111
    @Takisan111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Ok, that last story was top quality romance material. She sacrificed her flannel shirt to preserve her lady loves honor and dignity then proceeded to challenge Mother Nature herself just to retrieve what was taken. Seriously, this was perfect display of kindness, chivalry, and thoughtfulness. I'm swooning in my chair just thinking about it.

    • @jessjacobs8972
      @jessjacobs8972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, feels like something straight out of a romance novel

    • @DasHeiligsteHuhn
      @DasHeiligsteHuhn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jessjacobs8972 ,,straight" hehe

    • @sunsetskye483
      @sunsetskye483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I fainted

    • @fenrisguy
      @fenrisguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. I think my heart did a little flutter honestly.

  • @mikasaackerman7912
    @mikasaackerman7912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    As someone who is a lesbian, as well as Norwegian, I think having marriage swords is an amazing , flawless idea.

    • @teastainsonmyteeth
      @teastainsonmyteeth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ayye fellow scandinavian lesbian! seriously this marriage sword idea sounds AMAZING

    • @Gh0sti3luv
      @Gh0sti3luv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same plus the idea with training and some one being right handed and left handed can fight off the other couples enimies i love the idea since i am in a relationship with one :,)

    • @mathiasr.sander-nielsen5250
      @mathiasr.sander-nielsen5250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      am I allowed to do it, even that i'm ace and from Denmark? ..you norwegians are a bit more vikings than us (sad face)

    • @donnalang681
      @donnalang681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      im lesbian too, also Mikasa is my favorite AoT character, and i just finished reading the mangas for the 10,000 time lmbo

    • @mikasaackerman7912
      @mikasaackerman7912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mathiasr.sander-nielsen5250 It's a marriage sword anyone can :D

  • @Just__Jamieg33k
    @Just__Jamieg33k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG that last one.. my heart!

  • @KiltedSatyr
    @KiltedSatyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    The amount of OT "not getting" dirty references is confusing. How many does he not actually get? How many does he get?

    • @missnaomi613
      @missnaomi613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He seems to get more now than he used to, but we may never be certain...

    • @monicakislo7845
      @monicakislo7845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The world will never know

    • @joethewolf3750
      @joethewolf3750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He certainly got the "lesbians eat out" joke in a recent video sooo... not quite as pure as he pretends to be. On the other hand, he does collab with The Click pretty often so we know who explained whatever he actually didn't get.

  • @jerkugrey9368
    @jerkugrey9368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    "No snacks in the bathroom, that's not allowed"
    *Let's eat are food in the shower by NSP intensifies*

    • @IL_801
      @IL_801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Think of all the time we'll save!" 🎶

    • @arcious60
      @arcious60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That response is wholesome

    • @ninjafox1491
      @ninjafox1491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nsp, what a wonderful band.

    • @claycommitsgaming
      @claycommitsgaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Ain't this romantic, it's just like rain"🎶

  • @chongychan4355
    @chongychan4355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    So my aunt just got married not too long ago and for her wedding, the flower girls and brides maids walked down with ligh sabers, and my grandpa walked my aunt down the isle with a giant ass sword on his back and it was amazing

    • @junkoenoshima2756
      @junkoenoshima2756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thats so wholesome I wish I was there

    • @Freaky_toe
      @Freaky_toe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omg fabulous :)

    • @KazKoii
      @KazKoii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This has nothing to do with lesbian stuff does it?, anyway that would be the most wholesome moment in history

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      After the vows were said and my aunt started walking back with my now uncle, the Imperial March started playing and she put on a Darth Vader mask

    • @painfulfirebird2905
      @painfulfirebird2905 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I get married, this is what I want.

  • @somerandomtexan1618
    @somerandomtexan1618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I agree with the marriage swords. MAKE IT A THING!

  • @granddreams2533
    @granddreams2533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3666

    Me, an aro-ace: Does my own thing
    My family: But guys won't like that-
    Me, vibing to sea shanties: *Good.*
    Edit: Since people keep asking, this is an all inclusive ship! Cis, pan, ace, aro, hetro, trans, etc.? Come on in! Be respectful and just vibe to our common factor, sea shanties! Even if you don't understand them!

    • @yunamchill9169
      @yunamchill9169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Me, a panro-ace: *May I join your sea shanty-ing?*

    • @kellybechtel3803
      @kellybechtel3803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Kelly Bechtel
      I also vibe to sea shanties UwU idk why I had the need to admit that but eh- my parents make fun of me for it qvq

    • @ALunarLight
      @ALunarLight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Early summer. Chilled on the couch with pj shorts and light bath robe
      Mom: if you don't shave you legs how you gonna get a boyfriend
      Me (Ace of diamond): I am not an object for the male gaze MOM. 😂😂

    • @vionius
      @vionius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@yunamchill9169 Me, a biro-ace: *May I also join?*

    • @yunamchill9169
      @yunamchill9169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@vionius Of course you may. Welcome aboard.

  • @truffledrawz1355
    @truffledrawz1355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    When you're ace and still get *the jokes* before OT, honestly feels like an accomplishment. You go OT, no snacks in the bathroom, preach 👏👏👏

    • @rivn1855
      @rivn1855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LMAOOOO, his mind is too innocent 😌

    • @corvcrawler
      @corvcrawler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He hasn't been corrupted yet

    • @Diamanrouge
      @Diamanrouge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m a lesbian and I think I only understood that watching for the second time .w. I’m not even sure OwO.

    • @rivn1855
      @rivn1855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Diamanrouge Well well-

    • @helpilostmybeanie1868
      @helpilostmybeanie1868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same- hes wayyy too innocent

  • @PinkIcedTea
    @PinkIcedTea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    OT: "These jokes USED to fly on by over my head"
    Also OT: "Snacks in the bedroom! :D"

    • @geeky8693
      @geeky8693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Loll

    • @aperson1089
      @aperson1089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OT is asexual you can't tell me otherwise

    • @jessjacobs8972
      @jessjacobs8972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@geeky8693 good pfp

    • @aylenvillarreal5439
      @aylenvillarreal5439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, that was a massive LOL

    • @geeky8693
      @geeky8693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jessjacobs8972 thank you

  • @Marsbar-jp3mw
    @Marsbar-jp3mw ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OT is like the sweet loving supportive dad we all wish we had ❤

  • @Ariplaygames
    @Ariplaygames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    Im actually stuck in a really intense depressive episode since yesterday and I just wanna say, OT your little outro in the end gave my heart more warmth that anything Ive tried...Thank you!

    • @OneTopic
      @OneTopic  3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      you’ve got this 💜

    • @HornAndHaloWrestling
      @HornAndHaloWrestling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@OneTopic this is the most wholesome thing I've seen all day I love you OT (No Homo Tho)

    • @hotred505
      @hotred505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My friend what doesn't kill makes you stronger

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Distraction. It's the best weapon against the "emotion-noise" of a depressive episodes. (First signs of my depressive mood disorder: age 7. 4 major episodes by age 23, when I finally got treatment. Been under control for 29 year since, coming out of remission only once.) Do things to get "out of your head" - it denies the mood disorder of (some of) its influence.
      That's some of what worked for me.
      And remember: A depressive episode _is a serious condition_ to be in. Therefore, _you _*_deserve_*_ treatment._ You _deserve_ care, despite what the illnesses is telling you. You deserve to be well.
      I wish you strength.

    • @davidbeaulieu4815
      @davidbeaulieu4815 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hotred505 Unless it leaves you a hospital of your former self in a vegetative state

  • @searabbit6157
    @searabbit6157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    “But never snacks in the bathroom”
    Don’t think that’s what they meant by eat 😬

    • @MikkiRose129
      @MikkiRose129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I _love_ your profile pic! 🤩😂

    • @ahseymania
      @ahseymania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then what it meant????

    • @ultrakill69420
      @ultrakill69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ahseymania you- you probably dont wanna know.

    • @ahseymania
      @ahseymania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ultrakill69420 why?

    • @Ghostie_boi567
      @Ghostie_boi567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I see your profile picture...
      Hello fellow She-ra fan and lesbian

  • @Theesevennstarss
    @Theesevennstarss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    Sign says “Let’s eat”
    Lesbian: Let’s put this in the bedroom
    OT “Snacks in bed, snacks in the room. Never in the bathroom”
    Oh, OT, oh honey. Guys, should I tell him?

    • @vuhigins7890
      @vuhigins7890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Love your pfp! Lesbian color snake, it’s just perfect ✨

    • @Theesevennstarss
      @Theesevennstarss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@vuhigins7890 thank you

    • @X_AydenEdits_X
      @X_AydenEdits_X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      NO ONE! protect him at all costs!!,

    • @rosetheblue6940
      @rosetheblue6940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      No, we can't tell him he's so happy knowing it as in breakfast in bed

    • @x.40
      @x.40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I dont get it

  • @hellokinkajou2524
    @hellokinkajou2524 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you one topic for helping me come out to my mom and she's so supportive

  • @masterpig5s
    @masterpig5s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Reject fish, embrace sword

  • @zexa252
    @zexa252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    I wont ignore the fact that if OT's hair was purple He'd be Dispalying all the Ace flag colours

    • @birdofnyx376
      @birdofnyx376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hm will he go to Denmark with us

    • @zexa252
      @zexa252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@birdofnyx376 He has already spilt the beans and created the BI-Ace war and the Pan-Ace alliance so lets see where he stands

    • @birdofnyx376
      @birdofnyx376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@zexa252 the war is over i believe its now the pacebi alliance

    • @sabrel4975
      @sabrel4975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@birdofnyx376 Join the Pacebi. The pansexuals make excellent cookies

    • @birdofnyx376
      @birdofnyx376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sabrel4975 oh im in there i bring garlic bread

  • @57daysproductions
    @57daysproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Sometimes OT says things and I can't tell if he's genuinely clueless or if he's just trying not to get demonitized.

    • @romyjane17
      @romyjane17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He admitted that he often acts as if he’s clueless so we can’t tell when he is actually clueless and when it’s an act

    • @clapi306
      @clapi306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I would say both.

    • @monicakislo7845
      @monicakislo7845 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@romyjane17 he's a good actor I can't tell at all

  • @rozyandruby9077
    @rozyandruby9077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    7:14 "the plage"=murder

  • @alicegoldstein4957
    @alicegoldstein4957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "I'm a lesbian, Joe" is joining the ranks of some iconic quotes like "I'm not jealous, I'm gay" and "they're LESBIANS, Harold!"

  • @berserkerciaran
    @berserkerciaran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Re: "Men don't like when you do x"
    I mean, sure, who cares what men think.
    But also, yes we do like that, speak for yourself

    • @lanapowell
      @lanapowell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The level of skill and artistry some of these folks can pull off? I mean, they're walking around with a da Vinci masterpiece and I am all for it.

    • @willjapheth23789
      @willjapheth23789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I kinda care what men and women think

    • @poketrap6663
      @poketrap6663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed. May I remind men who say "men don't like... men don't do... men don't wear... etc" that
      1. All male actors, TV hosts, and men in the past wore makeup to some degree.
      2. Men today can be nurses, chefs, etc if they want, its not restricted only to women.
      3. Men were the first to wear heels, not women.
      And last but not least 4. PEOPLE CAN BE WHOEVER/WHATEVER TF THEY WANT, YOU DONT DECIDE THAT.
      Apologies about the mini rant. ^_^

  • @karelfinn2343
    @karelfinn2343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    "I wish I was a lesbian, and I'm a guy."
    My bigender ass: Hey OT, I didn't need to be called out like this today.

    • @lemon4087
      @lemon4087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ohhhh! I didn't get it n scouring through the comments. Thanks for your service ☺️

    • @hellsingmongrel
      @hellsingmongrel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Aaah hah hah my genderfluid ass when I was younger, not knowing about enby stuff, and joking "Yeah, I know it's cringey, but sometimes I just feel like a gay man in a woman's body"...😅

    • @valval6468
      @valval6468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's the first time I hear the word bigender and you've just really open my world. Thanks random stranger.

    • @elitalks258
      @elitalks258 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're a man.

    • @kg1676
      @kg1676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@elitalks258 assuming youre talking about OP, that's totally right! they're a man whenever they are a man. however given the fact that they are bigender they're also sometimes a woman too! (which is the part you forgot about

  • @grantharriman284
    @grantharriman284 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:19 I have a few concerns, but mostly why is "the plague" in QUOTES? This seems to imply that it is a euphemism, and I am CONCERNED.

    • @obsessedwpsjk
      @obsessedwpsjk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She killed her husband to be with the one she loves the most

  • @alexisinthelab
    @alexisinthelab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    "are you a big shirt little pants gay or a little shirt big pants gay"
    OT: I know both of these people
    Me: I am both of these people

    • @mixablemoose2006
      @mixablemoose2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      s a m e
      depends on how i feel each day-

    • @jimmyneutron8702
      @jimmyneutron8702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Big pants big shirt or lil pants lil shirt

    • @morbus9133
      @morbus9133 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao so true

    • @wallfishz
      @wallfishz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am a big shirt gay, I am currently wearing a giant school house rock shirt

    • @aussieseal9979
      @aussieseal9979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Big shirt no pants

  • @jules8526
    @jules8526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    OT: **kinda dismisses the devil’s tango jokes/implications**
    me, an asexual: this is either an extremely pg channel or i’ve found a friend

    • @yunamchill9169
      @yunamchill9169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Hey, sibling! And am I just blind or does OTs hoodie look like an ace flag from a distance?

    • @harrybridgesBread
      @harrybridgesBread 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You will never find any friends

    • @jules8526
      @jules8526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@yunamchill9169 i thought that too!

    • @jules8526
      @jules8526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@harrybridgesBread aw cute! just like you then yeah?

    • @harrybridgesBread
      @harrybridgesBread 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jules8526 Yes

  • @SlightlyAlive.
    @SlightlyAlive. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    honestly, if someone said "the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp" to me i would marry them

    • @val_righthere1702
      @val_righthere1702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The oxigen at your place must be mad crisp 😏☝️

    • @SlightlyAlive.
      @SlightlyAlive. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@val_righthere1702 WHERE WE MEETING😳😳😳

    • @yourlocaldemon2195
      @yourlocaldemon2195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You’re pfp aggravates me

    • @cact-ow3771
      @cact-ow3771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yourlocaldemon2195 same here. I was gonna say that too

    • @SlightlyAlive.
      @SlightlyAlive. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yourlocaldemon2195 i can live with that 😉😉

  • @French-metalhead
    @French-metalhead 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "The plague" has now entered my expressions dictionary. Thank you.

  • @golso.c.d5727
    @golso.c.d5727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    OT saying there is a letter and not a number in the yellow circle:
    Me who sees nothing: well shit

    • @blitva1
      @blitva1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Ok, seriously, he was pulling our leg, right?! O.O cuz i saw all the numbers but the gay circle was just coulour. Right!!? 🤣😅

    • @R4inbowSt4rs
      @R4inbowSt4rs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello all might

    • @golso.c.d5727
      @golso.c.d5727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@R4inbowSt4rs Hello, young Chibphia. 20 bucks and you didn't see me

    • @R4inbowSt4rs
      @R4inbowSt4rs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@golso.c.d5727 K👍

    • @Ghostie_boi567
      @Ghostie_boi567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean I am lesbian but I’m still not sure because I could barely see the number for need sleep

  • @MidoriyamaRArekusu
    @MidoriyamaRArekusu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Me: Okay I’m a lefty; does this mean my chances of finding a girlfriend will go up if I get a sword?

    • @lucky-segfault
      @lucky-segfault 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yes! Swords are very romantic

    • @renzo2able
      @renzo2able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      yes and add a suit for maximum chance

    • @MidoriyamaRArekusu
      @MidoriyamaRArekusu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@renzo2able *writes up a list* great, all great info!

    • @tyjuarez
      @tyjuarez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      didn't finish the video yet, thought you meant lefty as in politics, spent a few minutes trying to find the connection between sword lesbians and marxism

    • @MidoriyamaRArekusu
      @MidoriyamaRArekusu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tyjuarez lol don’t worry; I suspected people might not get the reference, the post is quite late in the vid.

  • @四季-i5k
    @四季-i5k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    “Men doesn’t like that”
    Me: THEN ILL DO IT MORE

    • @poketrap6663
      @poketrap6663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Men don't like that."
      Me, a panromantic polysexual trans man: "shut up dude, you mean YOU don't like that. Let them be who they want and leave them alone." *proceeds to compliment anyone regardless of their appearance because they're being themselves despite other's hate.*
      I've lost track of how many times irl I've done this. XD

  • @sakurakitsune1492
    @sakurakitsune1492 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i recieved extreme damage to my very existence with the post like "show makes me want to be a lesbian"...i'm a trans demigirl who's pan (99% attraction to women, 1% to men, so basically a lesbian) and for my ENTIRE LIFE pre-transition i was alway like "i'm a boy, why do i have this overwhelming want/urge to call myself and be a lesbian. like i want to be a girls girlfriend..." and now i get it lol i feel personally targeted by that meme lol still took me 6 years after that started to figure it out

    • @Sp3pS
      @Sp3pS 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why am i suddenly recieving an influx of people who are pretty much exactly like me?😭

  • @Andi-ex1js
    @Andi-ex1js 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Ot: starts talking about swords instead of rings
    Me: "DAGGERS!!"

    • @Takisan111
      @Takisan111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Definately. Way more practical than a full on sword. Daggers just have so many more uses and they are easier to carry.

    • @LilChocoHolixxx
      @LilChocoHolixxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YAS!!!

    • @rydonthorn2442
      @rydonthorn2442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SHORTSWORD

    • @rydonthorn2442
      @rydonthorn2442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The perfect in-between

    • @rydonthorn2442
      @rydonthorn2442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That or maybe sickles

  • @somniumwingz6858
    @somniumwingz6858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1032

    "gays are just a buncha romantics,the first dates are so cute!"
    (im non binary btw lol)
    first meeting:
    me and my bf: hey you sing nice,talk to me
    first 'date' as friends: building an entire minecraft kingdom
    second date: the entire next 4 years
    additional 2 years later: *marry me*
    UPDATE!!!
    I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND TOO!!
    WERE POLY AND WE ALL LOVE EACHOTHER ITS GREAT

    • @tacoman6697
      @tacoman6697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      There's nothing more romantic than Minecraft.

    • @charlie-ru7yo
      @charlie-ru7yo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tacoman6697 yes

    • @harrybridgesBread
      @harrybridgesBread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What?

    • @w1nt3r9
      @w1nt3r9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *lesbians

    • @wolflover3738
      @wolflover3738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I want this to be my love life tho-

  • @oatmilkzombie
    @oatmilkzombie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    YAY, OT did r/actuallesbians the week after I realized I was right I am actually a lesbian and not pan

    • @MittensZora
      @MittensZora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Congrats!

    • @lilysiandaza4296
      @lilysiandaza4296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Love your pfp!

    • @Daphne1758
      @Daphne1758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Your Amity profile picture fits perfectly with your comment

    • @rocamboleq
      @rocamboleq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Daphne1758 hahahaha true

    • @lucymiller8172
      @lucymiller8172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good for you!!🧡💕

  • @broccoli1683
    @broccoli1683 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The secret outro is why I LIVEEEE

  • @TheClick
    @TheClick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1114

    i think onetopic is copying nexttopic.

  • @SCENEYXD
    @SCENEYXD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    “If you can’t see the number your either”
    OneTopic: But that’s a letter-
    Me who is a pansexual: Wait there’s something there I thought it was a joke OMG-

    • @giraffe1253
      @giraffe1253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yo wait there was something there?!
      I didn’t see it lol

    • @teo-kk7zk
      @teo-kk7zk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No, there was nothing there, OT was jokinf

    • @GirishManjunathMusic
      @GirishManjunathMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Me, AroAce: why can I only see a P every other frame?

    • @iinob
      @iinob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I guess we're all blinded by *the gay*

    • @GirishManjunathMusic
      @GirishManjunathMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@iinob rainbows in your eyes making y'all blind I see

  • @sasukesarutobi3862
    @sasukesarutobi3862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    It's fine, if you're both right-handed you can hold hands facing the opposite way and can fight with swords!

    • @OneTopic
      @OneTopic  3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      oh dang you’re right

    • @Dragoooooon
      @Dragoooooon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      genius

    • @Toni-lo9ms
      @Toni-lo9ms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Back to back is the best defensive formation for two sword wielders anyway so yeah, that's perfect.

  • @IFeelFunny13
    @IFeelFunny13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for making these videos! They make my day 10x better.