Hewwo OT Here’s a fun story: Once I had a crush but someone else also had a crush on her. Long story short she told us she was a lesbian and now all three of us never talk about it ever again. I have now discovered I’m bi and I have a boyfriend now Gay ending
When youre confused that youre both "big shirt little pants" but also "little shirt big pants"... and then you realise your bisexual. It all makes sense now
About 2 years ago, I was a male bisexual, and I always wished I was in a lesbian relationship for “no reason.” one year later I’m a lesbian Demi-girl obsessed with books, anime, and unnatural hair colors. A year later gender is unnecessary.
Oh Noooooo! My husband “suddenly” and “unexpectedly” died of the “plague”. What a shame, who could have foreseen? I guess I’ll just have to live in a house alone with my “best freind” for the rest of our days. What truly “horrible events” that couldn’t have been stopped by anyone especially not me who had nothing to do with it.
“My daughter still hasn’t gotten married,she lives with her childhood best friend and her childhood best friend hasn’t gotten married either” ….and they were roomates
OT saying he's going to train with swords in his non dominant hand so he can hold Huamn1's hand while fighting off their mutual enemies is so wholesome 💛
11:05 First date with my partner, we went to the library and chilled there, sketching, killing time as an alibi (strict mom that didn't know we were dating at the time). My partner had just shaved zer hair off, and I was wearing pants and to say we were both surprised was an understatement. We went to the grocery store and picked up a couple of things, to which ze had to comfort me through because I was anxious of how full it was. We went to my place and cooked pasta and the sauce, having the battle with the oil while cooking chicken, and then enjoyed a soft few minutes in my room while we talked about trees before ze had to go home before zer mom got suspicious of where ze went.
@@sar-cat-stic Yeah, I hate to tell you this, but that fish that climbed out of the water is also the ancestor of everything that grew wings. This is not that fish's fault.
I mean, I barely count as a man, buuut… I'm gonna say just that one group. The only thing is even ask about is the trend of shaving one side of their head. How did that start? Why is it so popular? What does it mean? Does it mean anything? And the only reason I "don't like" it is because it reminds me of that scene in the original Planet of the Apes.
@@mavendeo well it's just hair, if you don't like it, cool? it's not like it's for you lol, it's for them. its their hair and body if they like that hairstyle, nice! they are doing it for themselves, if they find a lover the lover have to find them attractive, have the same interests . if not, why do you want to be with someone who don't like you and what you're into?why be with someone who doesn't think you're attractive and what you are interested in is disgusting and boring? TLDR: they like the hairstyle and you don't got a say in it.
@@mavendeo May I introduce you to the trend of shaving both sides, leaving a strip of hair down the middle of your scalp, and then flipping it every time someone looks away in a conversation. It is very fun.
@@harutoSpring I don't think you understand the meaning of my comment. Oftentimes, trends like this have a hidden meaning, so I'm trying to learn why this is a trend. I'm merely seeking information.
“This show makes me wish I was a lesbian, but I’m a guy” This is so funny to me, because this was the exact scenario that made me discover I was trans. It wasn’t Adventure Time, it was Strawberry Panic, but still
@FluffyNinja301 ??? Thanks for trying, but I still don't get it TwT Granted if it has to do with stuff in bed, my ace butt won't understand. Sorry for wasting your time
I'm a male ace person who's only romantic toward women and even I got that. Edit: I probably should have just said I'm an ace dude and left it at that. I'm new, just realized my ace-ness recently, still working out talking about it without being weird.
If the dominant hands are the same, hold the offhands, so that one person is facing forwards and the other backwards. That way you’re immune to flanking
So... I have recently discovered myself as non-binary, asexual, panromantic, so it makes sense that I can't see the gay circle, but now I'm just worried that I have high blood pressure
@hyperflyer If you’ve never heard someone say or imply that be grateful instead of invalidating ppl who have heard that. I’ve seen so many guys telling other women that.
@hyperflyer I honestly should’ve known you’re just another misogynist. Completely oblivious to the misogyny women face on a daily bases, as expected since its not even towards you. But instead of using common sense to come to the logical conclusion that perhaps, the reason you’ve never heard it yourself is bc you aren’t a woman who wears makeup, Ik, unbelievable. Who would’ve thought that a man wouldn’t tell another man that isn’t even wearing makeup, “Men don’t like it when you wear that much makeup”. It’s okay, it took me a while to understand that too. Yes, I absolutely love being a victim, which is exactly why I wish I were a man, I wouldn’t even have to actually go through anything for society to cater to me for no reason at all. Classic man victimhood. I guess I kinda assumed by imply, I meant, saying the exact same thing but in different words. But I could be wrong, maybe I didn’t mean that. Idk how I even came to the conclusion that maybe I was referring to the thousands of situations men would complain about women wearing “too much” makeup and so called “catfishing”, maybe, maybe not? Who knows. 😀
@hyperflyer I’m very aware of toxic masculinity, you’ve got to be the first guy I’ve met to admit it exist. Most guys never will unless it fits their narrative to perceive them as a victim. Truth is, toxic masculinity doesn’t only affect men, it affects the ppl around you, and sometimes even caters to men. Like the idea that “boys will be boys” in a situation of a guy being violent, homophobic, bullying or even sexually harassing. It became a typical thing for men to be aggressive that they aren’t held accountable for being so. Even schools cater to men, instead of teaching guys to not sexually assault or overly sexualize a girl, they ban girls from wearing appropriate clothing that exposes as little as their shoulders or knees, thanks to the belief that boys can’t control themselves. Toxic masculinity affects everyone and especially gay men. I don’t understand why you even think you’re such a victim bc of the toxic roles men created for men, when men created toxic roles for women too, only difference is that toxic femininity will always convenience men and that many women these days aren’t still reinforcing these toxic standards, it’s everyone’s job to “unbrainwash” themselves and do better but not many men are doing that. Society isn’t nicer to women, women are nice women. It’s only ever girls supporting girls, while cis men and other pick me women are catering to men. And yeah 80% of suicides being male is very unfortunate, it definitely correlates to toxic masculinity and may have a lot to do with homophobia. When did I bash men and call a man a r*pist?? Lol alr. By society I’m mostly meaning the system or at least the ppl in power which would be men, which ultimately men are surely going to cater to men. I don’t laugh at men’s problems, every time I try to even speak up on toxic masculinity some dude gets offended and wants to pretend it doesn’t exist. If their preference is a woman who doesn’t wear much makeup that’s totally fine, that’s their personal opinion. But if they feel so entitled to the point they go up to a random woman and tell her she’s wearing too much makeup for his liking then that’s a problem. Lastly I love how even when you acknowledge that “men don’t like it when you wear that much makeup” is something that’s definitely said, you go on to victim blame. Great example of “boys will be boys”/toxic masculinity right there, instead of noticing the terrible actions of a man which is affecting a woman’s life, we first question why a woman would “put herself” in that situation as if she’s supposed to be 100% responsible and mentally stable with a super intuition telling her who and who to not hang around instead of holding the men accountable for being terrible, as if it’s just in a mans nature to be terrible and lack decency. But yeah, I don’t hang around men like that, I don’t even hang around men in general not only bc the fear and lack of men in my life but I also just prefer to avoid any sort of toxic masculinity. I was mostly talking about men online, on certain videos complaining that women wear too much makeup. Tho I do know a few men who feel so entitled to control women, and I avoid him at all cost but ty for assuming, it just gets hard to sometimes when he’s now apart of the family. 👌🏾
Similarities between OT and Markiplier - has the best laugh - seems gay sometimes but is straight - can always make you smile/laugh - has dyed their hair blue at some point - a very nice person
Thank you. While I was watching this video, I was drawing someone with a specifically collared shirt, and I was getting extremely frustrated with it and I started franticly shaking my hands. I've only ever done that when I'm excited. Everything around me started getting extremely loud and I started breathing heavily I then realized that I was about to cry and grabbed my emotional support stuffy and dropped my sketch pad, grabbed my laptop, and then went into my bed and continued to watch this video, I've started to calm down now thanks to you OT. For the past year and a half, this stuff has happened to me, and I still don't know why. If you think you have an idea why my body will flair out like this, please tell me.
Honey, if you haven't already, please visit the doctor. Constant panic attacks are extremely worrying. These reactions could be some going on inside your head, which you can get help figuring out from a mental health professional, therapist, or doctor. I experience these reactions when I'm extremely stressed, so make sure you're taking breaks from any hard work you have to do. I feel bad that you didn't get a response sooner. Stay safe.
I was about to comment "I've been a lesbian for 16 years now why haven't I gotten a sword" but then I remember that at the start of the pandemic my mom pulled a plastic sword out of the basement to cheer up my 21 year old brother, but didn't tell me and just left it in the kitchen, so when I went into the kitchen for a midnight snack i noticed it and started swinging it around and hit the glass light shade for the ceiling light and my mom woke up and started yelling at me so maybe I don't deserve my lesbian sword licence.
My uncle said that one time. And I replied : Do you forget that I don't search for a man because I already have one and he likes the way I do my make up? He had nothing to say! My husband knows what a highlighter is.
Everyone keeps saying im right handed because i write with my right hand!! Im not right handed tho, I've noticed over the course of my life that i split different tasks between my hands pretty evenly without even realizing it!!!
@@_peeblar_ Same! I write with my left, has always held scissors in my right and it apparently always made kindergarten teacher really confused. I do finer, trickier tasks easier with my left but have more strength in my right.
@9:30 Omg omg ok so back when I did viking sword/knife fighting, in the first session when they asked us newbies to "just hold the knife in whatever hand feels most natural" I had to switch back and forth multiple times because both felt pretty good? then cue a year later the instructor going "hey Erika wanna try fighting with a sword in each hand" and thiS MEANS I'M SWORD BISEXUAL
A story: I am an aroace girl but at work everyone sure I am a lesbian, never correct them and most likely never will. Because I get rid of man hit on me which is great, got hit on by a lesbian last week for the first time in a long time, and when I explain to her my disinterest in dating she was respectful and nice and didn’t make me feel like I need to protect myself. So I have two things to say about that: first of all: I would choose to get hit on by a girl every day in the week over a guy so if the aroace girl say that straight dudes please up your game and don’t make people feel like you will give them a punch in the face, I don’t play hard to get just leave me alone. Second I really hope she finds a lovely girlfriend because she deserves it. That all. 💕✨
I feel called out, because I let everyone think I am a lesbian instead of telling them I am AceAro. I am just really scared that they won't understand so I rather tell them I am something else. I just hope one day I"lol get to tell them the truth 🤗
Oooh! I'm also ace and when I cut my hair short I started getting hit on by a few girls and I gotta tell you; it felt really nice. Like, a bit awkward because I turned them down, but flattering :)
I'm a trans man and I like all of the above with the exception to cis women because though I can be friends with cis women, if I try to date them they make me want to commit murder. So.... XD
@@neonswan1482 I like all people regardless of gender when it comes to just platonic relationships. Just a little more picky when it comes to sexual relationships. X3
@@samanthacomfort2887 Me: I know what "power bottom" means in the joke, but what does "crop top" mean? like I know that they said ,"crop" since their girlfriend is a farmer ,but what does.....OHHHHHHHH 🤦🏾♀️
Agreed. Though I don't wear much makeup(yes, I'm a man, a trans man), idgaf if people want to wear no makeup at all or look like a porcelain doll or clown. Thats their choice, and I don't have to be attracted to them to compliment them on their appearance.
I absolutely just love your laugh man. It makes me smile ever yime I hear it (not in a weird way 😭) I love your videos and think you're so cool- keep up the amazing work mate 🫶💞
As a nonbinary person who's lesbian and plans to adopt either by myself or with a partner, I'm probably going to pull dad jokes on my kid, and pull the "gO aSk yOuR mOm" gag pfft.
People legit don’t get it though. They’re like “iT’s nOt a MaNlY tHiNg” and then go off to wear makeup like? It makes you feel pretty, don’t you think they want the same?
This is just reminding me of when I first came out as a trans woman and my mom's immediate response was "you know, most men want cis women" and my first response was "good thing I'm not looking for men"
"If you can't see the number you're gay" I- I literally can't see the number and it scares me- I know I'm gay, but OT seems so confident about there being a letter there!!
@@divabhardwaj6381 Haha, well guessed, but that's not why. Since many years my best friend is a guy. A guy who always joked with me that we gonna marry each other when we're both long term single when we're 30. But while me, as a bisexual weirdo, is just bad in flirting and a bit awkward, the explanation for him being single so long, was just that he's gay. The 30 is coming closer and we're both in happy relationships since years. But I imagine it being the best to actually love you're best friend in a way, that you have sexual interest in each other. I'm sure these marriages will last a lifetime. But we're loving each other like brother and sister, no romantic feelings ever involved. Not sure if you actually wanted to hear all that, because you probably just made a joke. But well, told you I'm weird xD
@@katzenlady5339 I guess I can relate in a way. I’m madly in love with my best friend, but she’s demisexual heteroromantic, and we’re both girls. I already knew it’d never work out, and of course I respect her and our friendship, I treasure her more than any feelings I have. But it is pretty tough to deal with. Though, I don’t think I’d ever take back loving her. I’m simply clutching these tender feelings close to my aching heart, hoping that however much I love her, someone will come along and love her even more. We’re young, so not nearly as old as you and your best friend, but i guess this shows how much you can adore a person to the moon and back, regardless of whether or not they’ll feel it back. I know you said it was just some joke between you two for being single, but I guess it stings even more for me and my best friend because we used to say the same thing all the time when we were younger, before this all developed and complicated everything. I’m probably dragging on by rambling, this was a bit silly to talk about
I'm right-handed, but fuck it. I'll train like Inigo Montoya and the Dread Pirate Roberts to fight with my left hand instead so i can hold my "roommate's" hand as we battle our enemies!
I used to have a friend that was bi and one day she just looked at me and said: "you know, I like to go to gay bars becouse the people there are so much nicer than in regular bars." and I had never actually been to a bar but I just felt that.
But honestly who ever hasn't gotten money in the wrong currency and been much like a crow in the way of taking it and never letting anyone take it away... It's just too cool, or outside of the metaphor, it's just too much of a compliment. I don't have this problem though so I only have a say in the metaphor.
OT has said that most of his friends are LGBT+ ; of course he goes to gay bars and spaces with them. And being flattered that someone is interested in you is the right reaction, if they are respectful about your "No, thank you."
@@anthrocultur5116 I know. It was a joke, you don’t have to take it seriously. And lots of people when hit on are just uncomfortable and awkward in general. I actually haven’t met someone other than my own dad, who is a super wholesome guy, who are only flattered.
At this point in life, I never know who are roommates or "roommates", I just lovingly support all and don't care what they choose. Edit: being more gay leaning than anything else, but still panromantic polysexual, I often forget straight is a thing so when I see a straight couple I'm like "what cute friends" because people aren't black and white all the time, we're all of the above to some degree and shouldn't just assume that any two people are romantically/sexually involved unless told otherwise.
@@Mystery-Wolf lol that just made me think. There’s a common phrase with which I’m sure you are familiar, like “are you gay for _____?” Which is weird, unless you are rarely attracted to the same gender, because otherwise that’s just your sexuality, it’s not FOR anyone. I think we should also do this for straight people lol. “Are you straight for ____?”
8:02 If anyone did decide to flirt with me, I might end up going stiff and collapsing on the floor (I don't want a relationship but don't know how to tell them lol)
Ok, that last story was top quality romance material. She sacrificed her flannel shirt to preserve her lady loves honor and dignity then proceeded to challenge Mother Nature herself just to retrieve what was taken. Seriously, this was perfect display of kindness, chivalry, and thoughtfulness. I'm swooning in my chair just thinking about it.
Same plus the idea with training and some one being right handed and left handed can fight off the other couples enimies i love the idea since i am in a relationship with one :,)
He certainly got the "lesbians eat out" joke in a recent video sooo... not quite as pure as he pretends to be. On the other hand, he does collab with The Click pretty often so we know who explained whatever he actually didn't get.
So my aunt just got married not too long ago and for her wedding, the flower girls and brides maids walked down with ligh sabers, and my grandpa walked my aunt down the isle with a giant ass sword on his back and it was amazing
Me, an aro-ace: Does my own thing My family: But guys won't like that- Me, vibing to sea shanties: *Good.* Edit: Since people keep asking, this is an all inclusive ship! Cis, pan, ace, aro, hetro, trans, etc.? Come on in! Be respectful and just vibe to our common factor, sea shanties! Even if you don't understand them!
Early summer. Chilled on the couch with pj shorts and light bath robe Mom: if you don't shave you legs how you gonna get a boyfriend Me (Ace of diamond): I am not an object for the male gaze MOM. 😂😂
Im actually stuck in a really intense depressive episode since yesterday and I just wanna say, OT your little outro in the end gave my heart more warmth that anything Ive tried...Thank you!
Distraction. It's the best weapon against the "emotion-noise" of a depressive episodes. (First signs of my depressive mood disorder: age 7. 4 major episodes by age 23, when I finally got treatment. Been under control for 29 year since, coming out of remission only once.) Do things to get "out of your head" - it denies the mood disorder of (some of) its influence. That's some of what worked for me. And remember: A depressive episode _is a serious condition_ to be in. Therefore, _you _*_deserve_*_ treatment._ You _deserve_ care, despite what the illnesses is telling you. You deserve to be well. I wish you strength.
Sign says “Let’s eat” Lesbian: Let’s put this in the bedroom OT “Snacks in bed, snacks in the room. Never in the bathroom” Oh, OT, oh honey. Guys, should I tell him?
Agreed. May I remind men who say "men don't like... men don't do... men don't wear... etc" that 1. All male actors, TV hosts, and men in the past wore makeup to some degree. 2. Men today can be nurses, chefs, etc if they want, its not restricted only to women. 3. Men were the first to wear heels, not women. And last but not least 4. PEOPLE CAN BE WHOEVER/WHATEVER TF THEY WANT, YOU DONT DECIDE THAT. Apologies about the mini rant. ^_^
Aaah hah hah my genderfluid ass when I was younger, not knowing about enby stuff, and joking "Yeah, I know it's cringey, but sometimes I just feel like a gay man in a woman's body"...😅
@@elitalks258 assuming youre talking about OP, that's totally right! they're a man whenever they are a man. however given the fact that they are bigender they're also sometimes a woman too! (which is the part you forgot about
didn't finish the video yet, thought you meant lefty as in politics, spent a few minutes trying to find the connection between sword lesbians and marxism
"Men don't like that." Me, a panromantic polysexual trans man: "shut up dude, you mean YOU don't like that. Let them be who they want and leave them alone." *proceeds to compliment anyone regardless of their appearance because they're being themselves despite other's hate.* I've lost track of how many times irl I've done this. XD
i recieved extreme damage to my very existence with the post like "show makes me want to be a lesbian"...i'm a trans demigirl who's pan (99% attraction to women, 1% to men, so basically a lesbian) and for my ENTIRE LIFE pre-transition i was alway like "i'm a boy, why do i have this overwhelming want/urge to call myself and be a lesbian. like i want to be a girls girlfriend..." and now i get it lol i feel personally targeted by that meme lol still took me 6 years after that started to figure it out
"gays are just a buncha romantics,the first dates are so cute!" (im non binary btw lol) first meeting: me and my bf: hey you sing nice,talk to me first 'date' as friends: building an entire minecraft kingdom second date: the entire next 4 years additional 2 years later: *marry me* UPDATE!!! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND TOO!! WERE POLY AND WE ALL LOVE EACHOTHER ITS GREAT
“If you can’t see the number your either” OneTopic: But that’s a letter- Me who is a pansexual: Wait there’s something there I thought it was a joke OMG-
My *husband?* oh, you know…… “The Plague”
Hewwo OT
Here’s a fun story: Once I had a crush but someone else also had a crush on her. Long story short she told us she was a lesbian and now all three of us never talk about it ever again.
I have now discovered I’m bi and I have a boyfriend now
Gay ending
helo OT
"The plague"..?
Yesssss
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When youre confused that youre both "big shirt little pants" but also "little shirt big pants"... and then you realise your bisexual.
It all makes sense now
_gasp_
That explains everything
When you're a big shirt big pants kind of person and then remember you're asexual (but also homoromantic) sooo...
I’m both but MMM
lmao me too i was like oh but i can’t choose
and then i remembered
bruh this happened to me too, im pan lmao 🤣🤣
"Men dont like when girls wear that much makeup"
Me: "And women dont like when men tell them how much makeup to wear-"
But what if a woman says that to you
Fr, also I like how you changed the noun girls to women, lol thanks
@@marifisk8278 Ayy someone found out! np haha
@@stellasoleclark5586 Then you just look her straight in the eye and say, "Mom, I'm old enough to do what I want."
The fact I don't Wear makeup because I hate makeup(no offense)
"Real ladies shave their legs."
"You'll never get a boyfriend with legs that hairy."
Bro, for real!?
Exactly, the hair on my legs just means they’ll be softer to cuddle rather than stubby from shaving!
I don't shave and I still get hitted on. Sorry, this trick won't work.
@@alicemartin3275 Yeah same. It sucks. Especially if you have boobies.
Bro you promise?? 😂
My family once wouldn’t let me out of the house before I shaved my legs
About 2 years ago, I was a male bisexual, and I always wished I was in a lesbian relationship for “no reason.”
one year later I’m a lesbian Demi-girl obsessed with books, anime, and unnatural hair colors.
A year later gender is unnecessary.
nice
Cool
You go girl
Why is this so relatable
@@gasterthemaster6490ikr
Oh Noooooo! My husband “suddenly” and “unexpectedly” died of the “plague”. What a shame, who could have foreseen? I guess I’ll just have to live in a house alone with my “best freind” for the rest of our days. What truly “horrible events” that couldn’t have been stopped by anyone especially not me who had nothing to do with it.
Oh no thats "horrible", what an "unfortunate" "tragedy"
I hope you can get over your "grief" and "sorrow." I would "hate" to be in your shoes
That is so "sad", im "sorry" for your "loss"
So "tragic" what a "horrible tragedy"!
oh no :( i hope you'll be ok "being roomates" with your "best friend"
“My daughter still hasn’t gotten married,she lives with her childhood best friend and her childhood best friend hasn’t gotten married either”
….and they were roomates
historians agree with that statement
I honestly thought I was on Sappho and her friend for a little bit
Take my like (is a natural number)
@@Djinn_Entonic sorry it's a bit late for that bud maybe next time
@@mrsprince2706 I don't know what you are talking about, I've never claimed to be the 69th like /s
OT saying he's going to train with swords in his non dominant hand so he can hold Huamn1's hand while fighting off their mutual enemies is so wholesome 💛
I’M LEFT HANDED! WHO WANTS TO SWORD FIGHT WITH ME?
Very wholesome
@@murderoftrees I AM ALSO LEFT HANDED AND I WILL FIGHT YOU
@@murderoftrees I shall sword fight with you!
@@murderoftrees I am right handed and will show you the power of everything being built specifically for you
11:05 First date with my partner, we went to the library and chilled there, sketching, killing time as an alibi (strict mom that didn't know we were dating at the time). My partner had just shaved zer hair off, and I was wearing pants and to say we were both surprised was an understatement. We went to the grocery store and picked up a couple of things, to which ze had to comfort me through because I was anxious of how full it was. We went to my place and cooked pasta and the sauce, having the battle with the oil while cooking chicken, and then enjoyed a soft few minutes in my room while we talked about trees before ze had to go home before zer mom got suspicious of where ze went.
@@aelechdeepestflame4347 💀
Fun fact: your DNA have all the necessary genetic information to create feathers
now THAT is interesting.
@Dancing on the moon idk go ask your genetic code
Why didn't i grow feathers yet... SCREW THAT FISH THAT CAME OUT OF THE WATER. I WANT WINGS
@Dancing on the moon Would be cool to have wings, but our bodies aren't made to fly
@@sar-cat-stic Yeah, I hate to tell you this, but that fish that climbed out of the water is also the ancestor of everything that grew wings.
This is not that fish's fault.
OT was that one really straight guy in the gay friend group in high school, but nobody ever questioned, he was just there
That's me, my friend group is nearly entirely lgbtq+ and I love it
this description fits one of my friends perfectly
@@yumikodazaiswaifu I love that! Thanks for being an amazing ally I’m sure your friends really appreciate it
@@bobfruck that’s so nice, I’m glad your friends with such good allys!
@@spicyspencer863 you don't have to thank me for being myself, I love my friends and nothing can change that :)
My boyfriend just broke up with me and watching this reminded me that I'm actually gay. Whoopsies.
‘Men don’t like when you…’ men generally or just that person and his misogynistic echo chamber?
I mean, I barely count as a man, buuut… I'm gonna say just that one group. The only thing is even ask about is the trend of shaving one side of their head. How did that start? Why is it so popular? What does it mean? Does it mean anything? And the only reason I "don't like" it is because it reminds me of that scene in the original Planet of the Apes.
@@mavendeo well it's just hair, if you don't like it, cool? it's not like it's for you lol, it's for them. its their hair and body if they like that hairstyle, nice! they are doing it for themselves, if they find a lover the lover have to find them attractive, have the same interests . if not, why do you want to be with someone who don't like you and what you're into?why be with someone who doesn't think you're attractive and what you are interested in is disgusting and boring?
TLDR: they like the hairstyle and you don't got a say in it.
@@mavendeo May I introduce you to the trend of shaving both sides, leaving a strip of hair down the middle of your scalp, and then flipping it every time someone looks away in a conversation. It is very fun.
@@harutoSpring I don't think you understand the meaning of my comment. Oftentimes, trends like this have a hidden meaning, so I'm trying to learn why this is a trend. I'm merely seeking information.
I would have said “light switch” not power bottom but they’re both funny lmao
Edit: So this blew up. Thanks y’all! :)
Nah your light switch is your gf that works in the lighting section of the hardware store
Also the fact that OT thought "power bottom" were pants or something is just so wholesome lol😄🥺
I read "power bottom" as "power button" and I thought you where talking about a Nintendo switch.
light switch, doesn't that mean your gf is a switch
@@jellydeer9777 yes it does mean that they’re gf is a switch
“Men don’t like that much makeup”
Ok then I’ll just date a woman
**laughs in biromantic asexual**
Everything and nothing at the same time
@@tuankietle2845 that’s why we’re so powerful
*laughs in lesbian*
**laughs also in biromantic asexual**
**laughs in panromantic asexual**
“This show makes me wish I was a lesbian, but I’m a guy”
This is so funny to me, because this was the exact scenario that made me discover I was trans. It wasn’t Adventure Time, it was Strawberry Panic, but still
You can if you use the magic of estrogen
In retrospect, watching movies like Pitch Perfect helped my transgender thoughts come out
OH SO THIS IS COMMON
(mine was harley quinn and i didnt realize i was trans until like 2 years later lol)
I'm always wonderig if he really doesn't get the dirty jokes.
"Let's eat" sign in the bedroom..."yay breakfast in bed"
Wait... -_-
What's the dirty joke?
@@needtoread_2382 ah...............................
@FluffyNinja301 ???
Thanks for trying, but I still don't get it TwT
Granted if it has to do with stuff in bed, my ace butt won't understand.
Sorry for wasting your time
@@needtoread_2382 uhh.....how old are you?
This innocence is something only the gods can keep. Which is why im not innocent anymore-
“Awww snacks in the bed!”
Yeah, OT.... just wholesome breakfast in bed... nothing else.....
👀
yup, definitely just snacks in bed...
He's the best allies dad ever
I'm a male ace person who's only romantic toward women and even I got that.
Edit: I probably should have just said I'm an ace dude and left it at that. I'm new, just realized my ace-ness recently, still working out talking about it without being weird.
Me too
As someone with two moms:
Yes, the “go ask your mom,” thing happens a lot. Especially on movie night.
Ouch
💀✋
Oof
NO 😭
I feel bad for my future kids-
dad: complains about daughter not getting married at 27
my parents at 36: let's have a baby and agree to never see each other again 🤝
If the dominant hands are the same, hold the offhands, so that one person is facing forwards and the other backwards. That way you’re immune to flanking
You are a genius
All I can think of now is Will & Elizabeth's marriage battle thank you
oop-sie, I didn't see this one. Hey if you see my comment, pls don't think I stole your comment jzxhgajs|
But yeah!!! That's what I thought too
Why is this not pinned?
And also you're back-to-back and trust each other so implicitly to protect you like you protect them
My husband and I have decided that when he transitions, we will have a viking ceremony and exchange swords instead of rings.
AWWW
Are you also getting a cat and a key? :)
I think viking tradition is really cool!
This is seriously the sweetest thing I read today I wish you both a plentiful bound
OH MY GOD THAT IS AMAZING! CONGRATS!
That's so cool!
So... I have recently discovered myself as non-binary, asexual, panromantic, so it makes sense that I can't see the gay circle, but now I'm just worried that I have high blood pressure
@U w U im similar nb polyromantic(maybe pan idk) ace also
I'm a demigirl, possibility omnisexual who tf knows and is there anything actually in that gay circle all I see is yellow
GaSp i am a fellow non-binary, asexual/panromantic as well, nice to meet you 👋
@@user-si6qn5iw5s oh hello there Chuuya
@@coconuthead6409 hello there
“Snacks in the bedroom, breakfast in bed” yep, 100% what that was meant for, OT 😂😂
“Men don’t like that much make up”
Me: proceeds to say “women don’t like..” and criticises every one of his insecurities
Me:proceeds to wear more make up
ahhh catra pfp
men don't like gay
@Louan or Alex Lol
"Women don't like you"
Men: “men don’t like when you wear that much makeup”
Me: “Is that why you aren’t wearing any?👹I’m sure men must really love you then”🌈
LMAOOO IM GONNA USE IT FR
@hyperflyer If you’ve never heard someone say or imply that be grateful instead of invalidating ppl who have heard that. I’ve seen so many guys telling other women that.
@hyperflyer I honestly should’ve known you’re just another misogynist. Completely oblivious to the misogyny women face on a daily bases, as expected since its not even towards you. But instead of using common sense to come to the logical conclusion that perhaps, the reason you’ve never heard it yourself is bc you aren’t a woman who wears makeup, Ik, unbelievable. Who would’ve thought that a man wouldn’t tell another man that isn’t even wearing makeup, “Men don’t like it when you wear that much makeup”. It’s okay, it took me a while to understand that too.
Yes, I absolutely love being a victim, which is exactly why I wish I were a man, I wouldn’t even have to actually go through anything for society to cater to me for no reason at all. Classic man victimhood.
I guess I kinda assumed by imply, I meant, saying the exact same thing but in different words. But I could be wrong, maybe I didn’t mean that. Idk how I even came to the conclusion that maybe I was referring to the thousands of situations men would complain about women wearing “too much” makeup and so called “catfishing”, maybe, maybe not? Who knows. 😀
@hyperflyer I’m very aware of toxic masculinity, you’ve got to be the first guy I’ve met to admit it exist. Most guys never will unless it fits their narrative to perceive them as a victim. Truth is, toxic masculinity doesn’t only affect men, it affects the ppl around you, and sometimes even caters to men. Like the idea that “boys will be boys” in a situation of a guy being violent, homophobic, bullying or even sexually harassing. It became a typical thing for men to be aggressive that they aren’t held accountable for being so. Even schools cater to men, instead of teaching guys to not sexually assault or overly sexualize a girl, they ban girls from wearing appropriate clothing that exposes as little as their shoulders or knees, thanks to the belief that boys can’t control themselves.
Toxic masculinity affects everyone and especially gay men.
I don’t understand why you even think you’re such a victim bc of the toxic roles men created for men, when men created toxic roles for women too, only difference is that toxic femininity will always convenience men and that many women these days aren’t still reinforcing these toxic standards, it’s everyone’s job to “unbrainwash” themselves and do better but not many men are doing that.
Society isn’t nicer to women, women are nice women. It’s only ever girls supporting girls, while cis men and other pick me women are catering to men.
And yeah 80% of suicides being male is very unfortunate, it definitely correlates to toxic masculinity and may have a lot to do with homophobia.
When did I bash men and call a man a r*pist?? Lol alr. By society I’m mostly meaning the system or at least the ppl in power which would be men, which ultimately men are surely going to cater to men.
I don’t laugh at men’s problems, every time I try to even speak up on toxic masculinity some dude gets offended and wants to pretend it doesn’t exist.
If their preference is a woman who doesn’t wear much makeup that’s totally fine, that’s their personal opinion. But if they feel so entitled to the point they go up to a random woman and tell her she’s wearing too much makeup for his liking then that’s a problem.
Lastly I love how even when you acknowledge that “men don’t like it when you wear that much makeup” is something that’s definitely said, you go on to victim blame. Great example of “boys will be boys”/toxic masculinity right there, instead of noticing the terrible actions of a man which is affecting a woman’s life, we first question why a woman would “put herself” in that situation as if she’s supposed to be 100% responsible and mentally stable with a super intuition telling her who and who to not hang around instead of holding the men accountable for being terrible, as if it’s just in a mans nature to be terrible and lack decency.
But yeah, I don’t hang around men like that, I don’t even hang around men in general not only bc the fear and lack of men in my life but I also just prefer to avoid any sort of toxic masculinity. I was mostly talking about men online, on certain videos complaining that women wear too much makeup. Tho I do know a few men who feel so entitled to control women, and I avoid him at all cost but ty for assuming, it just gets hard to sometimes when he’s now apart of the family. 👌🏾
@@alllieens6299 don't try, guys like him don't care. He said that you're playing victim then listed all of the things men face
Similarities between OT and Markiplier
- has the best laugh
- seems gay sometimes but is straight
- can always make you smile/laugh
- has dyed their hair blue at some point
- a very nice person
Not gonna lie ,until recently I thought Markiplier was bi
@@downwordspiralofpiss same
THIS GUY IS STRAIGHT???
@@PersonNotperson-gu1wf wait yea even i just found out cuz of this comment
Wait he’s straight?
Thank you.
While I was watching this video, I was drawing someone with a specifically collared shirt, and I was getting extremely frustrated with it and I started franticly shaking my hands. I've only ever done that when I'm excited. Everything around me started getting extremely loud and I started breathing heavily I then realized that I was about to cry and grabbed my emotional support stuffy and dropped my sketch pad, grabbed my laptop, and then went into my bed and continued to watch this video, I've started to calm down now thanks to you OT. For the past year and a half, this stuff has happened to me, and I still don't know why. If you think you have an idea why my body will flair out like this, please tell me.
Honey, if you haven't already, please visit the doctor. Constant panic attacks are extremely worrying. These reactions could be some going on inside your head, which you can get help figuring out from a mental health professional, therapist, or doctor.
I experience these reactions when I'm extremely stressed, so make sure you're taking breaks from any hard work you have to do. I feel bad that you didn't get a response sooner. Stay safe.
I was about to comment "I've been a lesbian for 16 years now why haven't I gotten a sword" but then I remember that at the start of the pandemic my mom pulled a plastic sword out of the basement to cheer up my 21 year old brother, but didn't tell me and just left it in the kitchen, so when I went into the kitchen for a midnight snack i noticed it and started swinging it around and hit the glass light shade for the ceiling light and my mom woke up and started yelling at me so maybe I don't deserve my lesbian sword licence.
NO, YOU DO
The problem here is not you ts the sword. Get a better sword with more shinyness
Hunny, every lesbian deserves a sword license. We've all broken lamps while pretending to be Celaena Sardothien 😌
Bro I'm having cramps right now I shouldn't be laughing at your comment
Practice makes perfect.
Rando person: "men don't like that much makeup"
Me: "I don't like men-"
Rando person: "wait wha-"
Me: "laughs in Lesbian"
It's a fact
Lol
*laughs in aro/ace*
My uncle said that one time. And I replied : Do you forget that I don't search for a man because I already have one and he likes the way I do my make up? He had nothing to say! My husband knows what a highlighter is.
*also laughs in lesbian *
“Dominant hand” such an narrowminded propaganda. You can learn to be ambidextrous particularly with swords. Never surrender an advantage.
Everyone keeps saying im right handed because i write with my right hand!! Im not right handed tho, I've noticed over the course of my life that i split different tasks between my hands pretty evenly without even realizing it!!!
Me: *is ambidextrous* UHM
Sorry, but my submissive hand disagres.
I was going to like this comment, but am unable to since it's at 666 and I want it to stay that way.
@@_peeblar_ Same! I write with my left, has always held scissors in my right and it apparently always made kindergarten teacher really confused. I do finer, trickier tasks easier with my left but have more strength in my right.
@9:30 Omg omg ok so back when I did viking sword/knife fighting, in the first session when they asked us newbies to "just hold the knife in whatever hand feels most natural" I had to switch back and forth multiple times because both felt pretty good? then cue a year later the instructor going "hey Erika wanna try fighting with a sword in each hand" and thiS MEANS I'M SWORD BISEXUAL
A story: I am an aroace girl but at work everyone sure I am a lesbian, never correct them and most likely never will. Because I get rid of man hit on me which is great, got hit on by a lesbian last week for the first time in a long time, and when I explain to her my disinterest in dating she was respectful and nice and didn’t make me feel like I need to protect myself. So I have two things to say about that: first of all: I would choose to get hit on by a girl every day in the week over a guy so if the aroace girl say that straight dudes please up your game and don’t make people feel like you will give them a punch in the face, I don’t play hard to get just leave me alone. Second I really hope she finds a lovely girlfriend because she deserves it. That all. 💕✨
THIS IS SO WHOLESOME
also hello, i'm ace too ◠‿◠
I feel called out, because I let everyone think I am a lesbian instead of telling them I am AceAro. I am just really scared that they won't understand so I rather tell them I am something else. I just hope one day I"lol get to tell them the truth 🤗
Oooh! I'm also ace and when I cut my hair short I started getting hit on by a few girls and I gotta tell you; it felt really nice. Like, a bit awkward because I turned them down, but flattering :)
Ace of hearts, we are here
Hello fellow aces! I hope you all have a lovely day!
Being a transgirl who likes women is so cool since as soon as you realise you're trans it is a 2-in-1 bonus
Can confirm
I'm transman and i like women
I'm a trans man and I like all of the above with the exception to cis women because though I can be friends with cis women, if I try to date them they make me want to commit murder. So.... XD
@@poketrap6663 your meant to date? I'm doing life wrong
@@neonswan1482 I like all people regardless of gender when it comes to just platonic relationships. Just a little more picky when it comes to sexual relationships. X3
"2 trans people cant be lesbian its just gay with extra steps!"
*me and my girlfriend who are just trying to enjoy our day*
Go the extra mile, be gay with so many steps you’ve got a whole staircase.
@@altherm8066 I'm going to be gay with so many extra steps that I'll be able to climb to heaven
@@mme.veronica735 This is literally the best sentence I've seen all day, I'll climb to gay heaven with you~
I'm Pan. I'm about as extra steps as possible.
@@V.KirishimaCrimsonChaos same here
My 19 year old recently came out as a trans lesbian, and LOVES the idea of wedding swords! Happy Pride, y'all! 🏳🌈🏳⚧
It just sounds so cool!!!
“My lesbian electric gf, or as I like to call her, my power bottom”
*Like jeans :D*
Stay pure one topic
Yeah, he totally missed the "crop top" and "power bottom" joke
Ikr facts
@@samanthacomfort2887 Me: I know what "power bottom" means in the joke, but what does "crop top" mean? like I know that they said ,"crop" since their girlfriend is a farmer ,but what does.....OHHHHHHHH 🤦🏾♀️
He will get it eventually and just laugh
Lmao
Someone: no one will love you for how you look.
Me, a demisexual: PERFECT!
Yesss
Pfft opposite besties
Cuz I'm pan so instead of looks I go for the soul
Me, an aroace: ...and I should be worried because?
Me an asexual nonbinary bean: good.. at least they'll actually stay away from me with their sexual bullshit
@@litchtheshinigami8936 my Friend says dirty sexuals you just reminded me of that frase
"Men don't like that much makeup"
Please don't speak for all of us, sir.
Like megan thee stallion once said "Apparently the boys like me better with no makeup but I don't really care what the boys' think."
Agreed. Though I don't wear much makeup(yes, I'm a man, a trans man), idgaf if people want to wear no makeup at all or look like a porcelain doll or clown. Thats their choice, and I don't have to be attracted to them to compliment them on their appearance.
I absolutely just love your laugh man. It makes me smile ever yime I hear it (not in a weird way 😭)
I love your videos and think you're so cool- keep up the amazing work mate 🫶💞
Agreed!
As someone with two moms the "go ask your mom" thing is extremely accurate
Oh, honey...
As a nonbinary person who's lesbian and plans to adopt either by myself or with a partner, I'm probably going to pull dad jokes on my kid, and pull the "gO aSk yOuR mOm" gag pfft.
@@mgam4963 i think you're trixic? I think that's the word for being non binary but attracted to women
@@jaslikeart non binary can be lesbian, that's what the white stripe in the flag is for ;)
@@beastlywater3421 ok
“As I like to call her, my power bottom.” Like jeans? Oh, OT, no. Honey, no😂
i was dying there 💀
also you have a pretty cool name
same
I'm a guy that likes a lot of makeup, it makes me look so pretty
WAIT I SAW YOU BEFORE IN THE COMMENTS😎
People legit don’t get it though. They’re like “iT’s nOt a MaNlY tHiNg” and then go off to wear makeup like? It makes you feel pretty, don’t you think they want the same?
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
Also I bet your very pretty either way, you do you friend!
we stan a pretty king
Femboy = best boy!
This is just reminding me of when I first came out as a trans woman and my mom's immediate response was "you know, most men want cis women" and my first response was "good thing I'm not looking for men"
"If you can't see the number you're gay"
I- I literally can't see the number and it scares me- I know I'm gay, but OT seems so confident about there being a letter there!!
hi! i like that you're goth ♡
@@w1nt3r9 Aww, thank you!!
I think the joke was supposed to be if you imagine a 9 after seeing a 6, then you're gay, but I'm not positive
Sameeeee
@@w1nt3r9 you two are actually adorable ✨
The "little does everyone know, she's both" almost made me cry on the spot
It was soo wholesome. I wish I could marry my best friend
@@katzenlady5339 why can’t you? Only thing that’s stopping you is unreciprocated feelings, age, and the law :D oh that’s why...
@@divabhardwaj6381 Haha, well guessed, but that's not why. Since many years my best friend is a guy. A guy who always joked with me that we gonna marry each other when we're both long term single when we're 30. But while me, as a bisexual weirdo, is just bad in flirting and a bit awkward, the explanation for him being single so long, was just that he's gay. The 30 is coming closer and we're both in happy relationships since years. But I imagine it being the best to actually love you're best friend in a way, that you have sexual interest in each other. I'm sure these marriages will last a lifetime. But we're loving each other like brother and sister, no romantic feelings ever involved. Not sure if you actually wanted to hear all that, because you probably just made a joke. But well, told you I'm weird xD
@@katzenlady5339 I guess I can relate in a way. I’m madly in love with my best friend, but she’s demisexual heteroromantic, and we’re both girls. I already knew it’d never work out, and of course I respect her and our friendship, I treasure her more than any feelings I have. But it is pretty tough to deal with. Though, I don’t think I’d ever take back loving her. I’m simply clutching these tender feelings close to my aching heart, hoping that however much I love her, someone will come along and love her even more. We’re young, so not nearly as old as you and your best friend, but i guess this shows how much you can adore a person to the moon and back, regardless of whether or not they’ll feel it back. I know you said it was just some joke between you two for being single, but I guess it stings even more for me and my best friend because we used to say the same thing all the time when we were younger, before this all developed and complicated everything. I’m probably dragging on by rambling, this was a bit silly to talk about
i wanna marry my best friends, all of em!! and not even in the romantic way
“Let’s Eat” above bed
OT: aww like breakfast in bed ☺️☺️
*_who’s gonna tell him?_*
Not me
Don't you dare tell him.
I JUST REALIZED WHAT THAT MEANT OH-
Don't say it-
I got it instantly
I'm right-handed, but fuck it. I'll train like Inigo Montoya and the Dread Pirate Roberts to fight with my left hand instead so i can hold my "roommate's" hand as we battle our enemies!
Trans fem lesbian here thanks for all the support for the lgbt community dude your such a nice guy
Hell yes
@U w U that's what I love about it
@Jonathan Armstrong me too
Eeee transfem sapphic here :)
@@juliaf_ hey sis
everyone: oT iS sO wHoLeSoMe
ot: laughs at joes funeral
But he did it in a wholesome way cx
ONLY WAY I WILL SAY YES TO MARRIAGE NOW IS IF I GET OFFERED A SWORD!!!!
THE LAST ONE WAS SO WHOLESOME
I used to have a friend that was bi and one day she just looked at me and said: "you know, I like to go to gay bars becouse the people there are so much nicer than in regular bars." and I had never actually been to a bar but I just felt that.
The best comment I ever heard was "Being hit on by a gay guy is like receiving a lot of money in the wrong currency."
What an excellent simile
Y- you’re right…
if only I had that passport
But honestly who ever hasn't gotten money in the wrong currency and been much like a crow in the way of taking it and never letting anyone take it away... It's just too cool, or outside of the metaphor, it's just too much of a compliment. I don't have this problem though so I only have a say in the metaphor.
As a pan person I use all currencies. But I have no money.
Wait, guys, OT just said he’s been to many gay bars-
Also I love the “I’m glad they think I’m pretty enough”, because he’s so wholesome aahhhhhh-
OT has said that most of his friends are LGBT+ ; of course he goes to gay bars and spaces with them. And being flattered that someone is interested in you is the right reaction, if they are respectful about your "No, thank you."
@@anthrocultur5116 I know. It was a joke, you don’t have to take it seriously. And lots of people when hit on are just uncomfortable and awkward in general. I actually haven’t met someone other than my own dad, who is a super wholesome guy, who are only flattered.
"men don't like that much makeup" WOW! Even better!
Ah yes “crop” top and “power” bottom. And “snacks” in the bedroom…gosh dang it OT’s innocence is so ✨ADORABLE✨
The snacks in the bedroom one was hilarious, his innocence always surprises me
@fleurDelis munive It's always nice to meet a fellow pansexual.
i don't get it? what would they be eating? a three course meal?
Each other…
@@jacksonbrandeberry2136 I- who would want cannibalism on their bedroom?? Some people are so weird 😂😂
Me:“And they were Roommates”
Also me: “Never mind they are lesbians. My bad.”
Based on a true story.
I'm dumb she's a lesbian
I love how that phrase “and they were roommates” is now pretty much synonymous with “they’re gay and living together” 😂
Me with every couple who live together ever. Even non lesbian couples. Even straight couples.
At this point in life, I never know who are roommates or "roommates", I just lovingly support all and don't care what they choose.
Edit: being more gay leaning than anything else, but still panromantic polysexual, I often forget straight is a thing so when I see a straight couple I'm like "what cute friends" because people aren't black and white all the time, we're all of the above to some degree and shouldn't just assume that any two people are romantically/sexually involved unless told otherwise.
@@Mystery-Wolf lol that just made me think. There’s a common phrase with which I’m sure you are familiar, like “are you gay for _____?” Which is weird, unless you are rarely attracted to the same gender, because otherwise that’s just your sexuality, it’s not FOR anyone. I think we should also do this for straight people lol. “Are you straight for ____?”
Love how ot’s slowly learning about gay culture but still holds his “like genes” innocence
8:02 If anyone did decide to flirt with me, I might end up going stiff and collapsing on the floor (I don't want a relationship but don't know how to tell them lol)
‘Men won’t like you if you dress like that!’
Me: everything goes according to plan
Lmao love ur pfp
@Mridoc Who's?
@Mridoc Aww tysm! I like they're pfp too. I drew mine myself btw, so that means a lot!
Ok, that last story was top quality romance material. She sacrificed her flannel shirt to preserve her lady loves honor and dignity then proceeded to challenge Mother Nature herself just to retrieve what was taken. Seriously, this was perfect display of kindness, chivalry, and thoughtfulness. I'm swooning in my chair just thinking about it.
Yeah, feels like something straight out of a romance novel
@@jessjacobs8972 ,,straight" hehe
I fainted
Same. I think my heart did a little flutter honestly.
As someone who is a lesbian, as well as Norwegian, I think having marriage swords is an amazing , flawless idea.
ayye fellow scandinavian lesbian! seriously this marriage sword idea sounds AMAZING
Same plus the idea with training and some one being right handed and left handed can fight off the other couples enimies i love the idea since i am in a relationship with one :,)
am I allowed to do it, even that i'm ace and from Denmark? ..you norwegians are a bit more vikings than us (sad face)
im lesbian too, also Mikasa is my favorite AoT character, and i just finished reading the mangas for the 10,000 time lmbo
@@mathiasr.sander-nielsen5250 It's a marriage sword anyone can :D
OMG that last one.. my heart!
The amount of OT "not getting" dirty references is confusing. How many does he not actually get? How many does he get?
He seems to get more now than he used to, but we may never be certain...
The world will never know
He certainly got the "lesbians eat out" joke in a recent video sooo... not quite as pure as he pretends to be. On the other hand, he does collab with The Click pretty often so we know who explained whatever he actually didn't get.
"No snacks in the bathroom, that's not allowed"
*Let's eat are food in the shower by NSP intensifies*
"Think of all the time we'll save!" 🎶
That response is wholesome
Nsp, what a wonderful band.
"Ain't this romantic, it's just like rain"🎶
So my aunt just got married not too long ago and for her wedding, the flower girls and brides maids walked down with ligh sabers, and my grandpa walked my aunt down the isle with a giant ass sword on his back and it was amazing
Thats so wholesome I wish I was there
Omg fabulous :)
This has nothing to do with lesbian stuff does it?, anyway that would be the most wholesome moment in history
After the vows were said and my aunt started walking back with my now uncle, the Imperial March started playing and she put on a Darth Vader mask
If I get married, this is what I want.
I agree with the marriage swords. MAKE IT A THING!
Me, an aro-ace: Does my own thing
My family: But guys won't like that-
Me, vibing to sea shanties: *Good.*
Edit: Since people keep asking, this is an all inclusive ship! Cis, pan, ace, aro, hetro, trans, etc.? Come on in! Be respectful and just vibe to our common factor, sea shanties! Even if you don't understand them!
Me, a panro-ace: *May I join your sea shanty-ing?*
Kelly Bechtel
I also vibe to sea shanties UwU idk why I had the need to admit that but eh- my parents make fun of me for it qvq
Early summer. Chilled on the couch with pj shorts and light bath robe
Mom: if you don't shave you legs how you gonna get a boyfriend
Me (Ace of diamond): I am not an object for the male gaze MOM. 😂😂
@@yunamchill9169 Me, a biro-ace: *May I also join?*
@@vionius Of course you may. Welcome aboard.
When you're ace and still get *the jokes* before OT, honestly feels like an accomplishment. You go OT, no snacks in the bathroom, preach 👏👏👏
LMAOOOO, his mind is too innocent 😌
He hasn't been corrupted yet
I’m a lesbian and I think I only understood that watching for the second time .w. I’m not even sure OwO.
@@Diamanrouge Well well-
same- hes wayyy too innocent
OT: "These jokes USED to fly on by over my head"
Also OT: "Snacks in the bedroom! :D"
Loll
OT is asexual you can't tell me otherwise
@@geeky8693 good pfp
Yeah, that was a massive LOL
@@jessjacobs8972 thank you
OT is like the sweet loving supportive dad we all wish we had ❤
Im actually stuck in a really intense depressive episode since yesterday and I just wanna say, OT your little outro in the end gave my heart more warmth that anything Ive tried...Thank you!
you’ve got this 💜
@@OneTopic this is the most wholesome thing I've seen all day I love you OT (No Homo Tho)
My friend what doesn't kill makes you stronger
Distraction. It's the best weapon against the "emotion-noise" of a depressive episodes. (First signs of my depressive mood disorder: age 7. 4 major episodes by age 23, when I finally got treatment. Been under control for 29 year since, coming out of remission only once.) Do things to get "out of your head" - it denies the mood disorder of (some of) its influence.
That's some of what worked for me.
And remember: A depressive episode _is a serious condition_ to be in. Therefore, _you _*_deserve_*_ treatment._ You _deserve_ care, despite what the illnesses is telling you. You deserve to be well.
I wish you strength.
@@hotred505 Unless it leaves you a hospital of your former self in a vegetative state
“But never snacks in the bathroom”
Don’t think that’s what they meant by eat 😬
I _love_ your profile pic! 🤩😂
Then what it meant????
@@ahseymania you- you probably dont wanna know.
@@ultrakill69420 why?
I see your profile picture...
Hello fellow She-ra fan and lesbian
Sign says “Let’s eat”
Lesbian: Let’s put this in the bedroom
OT “Snacks in bed, snacks in the room. Never in the bathroom”
Oh, OT, oh honey. Guys, should I tell him?
Love your pfp! Lesbian color snake, it’s just perfect ✨
@@vuhigins7890 thank you
NO ONE! protect him at all costs!!,
No, we can't tell him he's so happy knowing it as in breakfast in bed
I dont get it
Thank you one topic for helping me come out to my mom and she's so supportive
Reject fish, embrace sword
have mixed feelings about swordfish
I wont ignore the fact that if OT's hair was purple He'd be Dispalying all the Ace flag colours
Hm will he go to Denmark with us
@@birdofnyx376 He has already spilt the beans and created the BI-Ace war and the Pan-Ace alliance so lets see where he stands
@@zexa252 the war is over i believe its now the pacebi alliance
@@birdofnyx376 Join the Pacebi. The pansexuals make excellent cookies
@@sabrel4975 oh im in there i bring garlic bread
Sometimes OT says things and I can't tell if he's genuinely clueless or if he's just trying not to get demonitized.
He admitted that he often acts as if he’s clueless so we can’t tell when he is actually clueless and when it’s an act
I would say both.
@@romyjane17 he's a good actor I can't tell at all
7:14 "the plage"=murder
"I'm a lesbian, Joe" is joining the ranks of some iconic quotes like "I'm not jealous, I'm gay" and "they're LESBIANS, Harold!"
Jammidodger joke omg!
Re: "Men don't like when you do x"
I mean, sure, who cares what men think.
But also, yes we do like that, speak for yourself
The level of skill and artistry some of these folks can pull off? I mean, they're walking around with a da Vinci masterpiece and I am all for it.
I kinda care what men and women think
Agreed. May I remind men who say "men don't like... men don't do... men don't wear... etc" that
1. All male actors, TV hosts, and men in the past wore makeup to some degree.
2. Men today can be nurses, chefs, etc if they want, its not restricted only to women.
3. Men were the first to wear heels, not women.
And last but not least 4. PEOPLE CAN BE WHOEVER/WHATEVER TF THEY WANT, YOU DONT DECIDE THAT.
Apologies about the mini rant. ^_^
"I wish I was a lesbian, and I'm a guy."
My bigender ass: Hey OT, I didn't need to be called out like this today.
Ohhhh! I didn't get it n scouring through the comments. Thanks for your service ☺️
Aaah hah hah my genderfluid ass when I was younger, not knowing about enby stuff, and joking "Yeah, I know it's cringey, but sometimes I just feel like a gay man in a woman's body"...😅
It's the first time I hear the word bigender and you've just really open my world. Thanks random stranger.
You're a man.
@@elitalks258 assuming youre talking about OP, that's totally right! they're a man whenever they are a man. however given the fact that they are bigender they're also sometimes a woman too! (which is the part you forgot about
7:19 I have a few concerns, but mostly why is "the plague" in QUOTES? This seems to imply that it is a euphemism, and I am CONCERNED.
She killed her husband to be with the one she loves the most
"are you a big shirt little pants gay or a little shirt big pants gay"
OT: I know both of these people
Me: I am both of these people
s a m e
depends on how i feel each day-
Big pants big shirt or lil pants lil shirt
lmao so true
I am a big shirt gay, I am currently wearing a giant school house rock shirt
Big shirt no pants
OT: **kinda dismisses the devil’s tango jokes/implications**
me, an asexual: this is either an extremely pg channel or i’ve found a friend
Hey, sibling! And am I just blind or does OTs hoodie look like an ace flag from a distance?
You will never find any friends
@@yunamchill9169 i thought that too!
@@harrybridgesBread aw cute! just like you then yeah?
@@jules8526 Yes
honestly, if someone said "the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp" to me i would marry them
The oxigen at your place must be mad crisp 😏☝️
@@val_righthere1702 WHERE WE MEETING😳😳😳
You’re pfp aggravates me
@@yourlocaldemon2195 same here. I was gonna say that too
@@yourlocaldemon2195 i can live with that 😉😉
"The plague" has now entered my expressions dictionary. Thank you.
OT saying there is a letter and not a number in the yellow circle:
Me who sees nothing: well shit
Ok, seriously, he was pulling our leg, right?! O.O cuz i saw all the numbers but the gay circle was just coulour. Right!!? 🤣😅
Hello all might
@@R4inbowSt4rs Hello, young Chibphia. 20 bucks and you didn't see me
@@golso.c.d5727 K👍
I mean I am lesbian but I’m still not sure because I could barely see the number for need sleep
Me: Okay I’m a lefty; does this mean my chances of finding a girlfriend will go up if I get a sword?
Yes! Swords are very romantic
yes and add a suit for maximum chance
@@renzo2able *writes up a list* great, all great info!
didn't finish the video yet, thought you meant lefty as in politics, spent a few minutes trying to find the connection between sword lesbians and marxism
@@tyjuarez lol don’t worry; I suspected people might not get the reference, the post is quite late in the vid.
“Men doesn’t like that”
Me: THEN ILL DO IT MORE
"Men don't like that."
Me, a panromantic polysexual trans man: "shut up dude, you mean YOU don't like that. Let them be who they want and leave them alone." *proceeds to compliment anyone regardless of their appearance because they're being themselves despite other's hate.*
I've lost track of how many times irl I've done this. XD
i recieved extreme damage to my very existence with the post like "show makes me want to be a lesbian"...i'm a trans demigirl who's pan (99% attraction to women, 1% to men, so basically a lesbian) and for my ENTIRE LIFE pre-transition i was alway like "i'm a boy, why do i have this overwhelming want/urge to call myself and be a lesbian. like i want to be a girls girlfriend..." and now i get it lol i feel personally targeted by that meme lol still took me 6 years after that started to figure it out
Why am i suddenly recieving an influx of people who are pretty much exactly like me?😭
Ot: starts talking about swords instead of rings
Me: "DAGGERS!!"
Definately. Way more practical than a full on sword. Daggers just have so many more uses and they are easier to carry.
YAS!!!
SHORTSWORD
The perfect in-between
That or maybe sickles
"gays are just a buncha romantics,the first dates are so cute!"
(im non binary btw lol)
first meeting:
me and my bf: hey you sing nice,talk to me
first 'date' as friends: building an entire minecraft kingdom
second date: the entire next 4 years
additional 2 years later: *marry me*
UPDATE!!!
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND TOO!!
WERE POLY AND WE ALL LOVE EACHOTHER ITS GREAT
There's nothing more romantic than Minecraft.
@@tacoman6697 yes
What?
*lesbians
I want this to be my love life tho-
YAY, OT did r/actuallesbians the week after I realized I was right I am actually a lesbian and not pan
Congrats!
Love your pfp!
Your Amity profile picture fits perfectly with your comment
@@Daphne1758 hahahaha true
Good for you!!🧡💕
The secret outro is why I LIVEEEE
i think onetopic is copying nexttopic.
unbelievable
Oh it’s you!
How could he
:0
G A S P
“If you can’t see the number your either”
OneTopic: But that’s a letter-
Me who is a pansexual: Wait there’s something there I thought it was a joke OMG-
Yo wait there was something there?!
I didn’t see it lol
No, there was nothing there, OT was jokinf
Me, AroAce: why can I only see a P every other frame?
I guess we're all blinded by *the gay*
@@iinob rainbows in your eyes making y'all blind I see
It's fine, if you're both right-handed you can hold hands facing the opposite way and can fight with swords!
oh dang you’re right
genius
Back to back is the best defensive formation for two sword wielders anyway so yeah, that's perfect.
Thank you for making these videos! They make my day 10x better.