Laws Broken: Dark Knight (Can Batman Use Self Defense? How Many People Did the Joker Kill?)

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  • @ImmortalMarshmallow
    @ImmortalMarshmallow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3281

    Joker: Literally holding a hostage at gunpoint with intentions of throwing her out the window of a building
    LegalEagle: *yeah ok so here the Batman is loitering*

    • @nicklord650
      @nicklord650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      YEAH I CANT GET OVER THAT XD

    • @jerredbosschieter5717
      @jerredbosschieter5717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      In this situation and correct me if im wrong i fail to see how batman is wrong to defend the people of the party. Maybe cause he broke the law at the time by kidnapping Dent but they CLEARLY threatened people from the start. surprised you dont have more likes

    • @ziggyzaggy8840
      @ziggyzaggy8840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      @@jerredbosschieter5717 If I understand it correctly, civilian's duty is to avoid conflict and notify the police. If a terrorist group is holding people hostage, the last thing the police wants are a bunch of civilians running in guns ablazing. Batman is considered a civilian since vigilante is illegal.

    • @jerredbosschieter5717
      @jerredbosschieter5717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ziggyzaggy8840 I don't think it's necessarily against the law to protect someone else though right?

    • @ziggyzaggy8840
      @ziggyzaggy8840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@jerredbosschieter5717 Yes, as long as you can argue self defence (including self defence for a third party)
      The issues with Batman arguing self defence with deadly force are
      1) The agressor must be an imminent threat and intends to use deadly force. (Possibly arguable but Joker hasn't attacked or killed anyone in the party)
      2) Batman is the agressor. (He landed the first blow)
      3) In a dangerous situation (multiple armed thugs w hostages), civilians have a duty to withdraw, if they can.
      So if you see an insane man about to shoot a kid, and you shoot him first, you fullfill all the conditions above.
      But if you see a guy with a bunch of armed men threatening an old lady and you open fire (or even beat them all up with your fist, lol), then it becomes more difficult to argue.

  • @hsfhanaa
    @hsfhanaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2403

    "Cute magic trick, still first degree murder." What a sentence

    • @jlaw131985
      @jlaw131985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      The fun bit is that kind of injury is actually pretty survivable.

    • @clownworldhereticmyron1018
      @clownworldhereticmyron1018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@jlaw131985 yeah, depends on where exactly the pencil went in + luck.

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jim Lawrence would you like a pencil jammed all the way onto your eye

    • @joelrichardson5139
      @joelrichardson5139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jameson Dymond well duh, no one wants that, but you’re more likely to live through it than die from it.

    • @Adjuni
      @Adjuni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      And they say lawyers have no sense of humour.

  • @legocontrollerjr
    @legocontrollerjr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    Joker: *Takes a hostage and puts a gun to her head*
    Legal Eagle: Okay so here we have a loitering violation.

    • @theoriginalshew
      @theoriginalshew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      In his own home too. That party was at Bruce's property

    • @rauljulio5396
      @rauljulio5396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That was a very weak point.
      In 6:00 he explains self-defense and I think Joker henchmen are obviously about to use unlawful physical force.
      In 6:50 he explains the use of deadly force as self-defense, and again, it seems to me that it is obvious that Joker and his gang are about to use deadly force against Batman and his guests, it is HIS HOME ( 7:20 ), and it is reasonable to assume that the gang would probably kidnap or just rape Rachel, and rob everyone at the party, IF Batman wasn't there to kick their asses and save the lady.
      So that part doesn't make any sense... but I liked the video.

    • @DownWithBureaucracy
      @DownWithBureaucracy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theoriginalshew objection! It isn't in public, it's private property and thus not loitering

    • @YouJustJealous
      @YouJustJealous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Raul Julio I think it makes perfect sense. Bruce is allowed in his own home, BATMAN is not. Batman is also a wanted criminal. He’s not allowed to be there and he was absolutely assaulting and battering people.

    • @jerome1lm
      @jerome1lm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@YouJustJealous Why would he not be allowed to be there if Bruce invites him to the party?

  • @kurochi89
    @kurochi89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    I find it somewhat ironic that the joker can terrorize an entire city for a few weeks, kill dozens of people, ATTEMPT to kill hundreds of people and still get a lighter sentence than Batman simply for one trick of a phone.

    • @rogerhill1030
      @rogerhill1030 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Well, there is something that Devon glosses over, and that is where the charges are being filed. The computer hacking charges violate federal law, not state law, so the Joker would get more time in NY state. They would likely not be serving time together in Arkham, as Bruce would probably get shipped off to a federal super max prison.

    • @kuno3336
      @kuno3336 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      In comics, the cops go WAY HARDER when it comes to going after a superhero they think has killed a supervillain than they ever did after that same villain. Every time. That Batman would be guilty of more crimes in his war on crime seems to follow that same theme. The moral of the story, of course, is that superheroes make cops look bad, so they need to be taught a lesson.

    • @theparadigm8149
      @theparadigm8149 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rogerhill1030
      Yes, that’s true! Understanding the difference between federal crimes and state crimes is vital here

    • @Oznerock
      @Oznerock ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's because sentences aren't supposed... to stack like that? Hacking a million phones or half a million is likely to land you the same time - and if you didn't get that much personal info, credit card stuff, and... well didn't use that information to commit crimes you will be hard pressed to find a judge nor jury that will give you a sentence harsher than what you'd have for a single murder charge.
      Regardless batman just gets a presidential pardon for saving literally millions of lives in the previous movie, and then hundreds upon hundreds more with that phone trick. And then you consider that he was for some reason considering his force lethal - when he was mostly unarmed and in fact had a death toll of Ras Al Ghul (Very justifiable self defense against a terrorist trying and succeding to kill millions if not for batman), Harvey Dent (Very justifiable self defense - literally saving a baby and a man), and... maybe Bane or Talia in the last movie I don't remember but they were in the middle of a terrorist act so again justifiable self-defense.
      Batman's status as a living weapon as far as martial arts goes means he... can very easily control if he's using lethal force and since no one dies other than these people then that makes that just... Very nonlethal (but still painful) force under every jurisdiction. You can look at one scene and say "NO WAY THAT'S NON-LETHAL" but if you look at 100 and all 100 live... then yeah it's non-lethal and any jury will agree.

    • @Da1337Man
      @Da1337Man 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Oznerock Or the fact that in the Dark Knight Rises, he stops a nuclear bomb from going off in a city of millions. That's the kind of shit that changes civilization itself. I would hope that that warrants having any and all charges dropped against you.

  • @antona.1327
    @antona.1327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1773

    Legal system: Joker, you're going to jail.
    Batman: That's right, Joker! You will pay for your crimes. Justice prevails.
    Legal system: You're going to jail too, Batman.
    *Batman magically vanishes from the scene*

    • @godzillavkk
      @godzillavkk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      That's actually quite common in the comics.

    • @zombified_pariah7720
      @zombified_pariah7720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Batman: *AIGHT IMMA HEAD OUT*

    • @theprogressiveblackguy1195
      @theprogressiveblackguy1195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      LEGAL EAGLE: That's fleeing the scene of the crime

    • @voiceofreason467
      @voiceofreason467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Batman: You can't arrest me I'm Batman.
      Also Legal system: Well... okay.

    • @LokiTheClever
      @LokiTheClever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @KRYMauL Insanity plea could even be applied possibly

  • @hammity7356
    @hammity7356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14034

    Objection: Batman is a billionaire. Hes not going to jail.

    • @JoelCarli
      @JoelCarli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +564

      _oh daaaaamn_

    • @calvincardwell6562
      @calvincardwell6562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      Hannah Sypniewski hahaha underrated comment

    • @Whimsy3692
      @Whimsy3692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      He has to get awful orange skin first...

    • @joshm.9427
      @joshm.9427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      @@Whimsy3692 haha, orange man bad

    • @thomasackerman5399
      @thomasackerman5399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @@Whimsy3692 ... or one of the Clintons.

  • @FrostbringerSaLance
    @FrostbringerSaLance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2682

    Objection:
    During the party scene, that was actually taking place in his own home, so bruce wayne/Batman would be justified in using force in that one instance

    • @abarainosa
      @abarainosa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +532

      To elaborate upon that point: The Joker had threatened not 1 but 2 people while holding the entire party hostage while inside of Bruce Wayne's Penthouse; property he very likely owns himself. Therefore, it could be argued that Bruce Wayne is justified to intervene in the defense of Rachel and the other brave old guy for not only that reason. We also know that Joker has already killed multiple people and has made threats to continue to do so via his terrorist threat against the city. It is perfectly reasonable to believe, because of his threat, he was planning to use deadly force against Rachel. This also extends to Joker's goons, as they have conspired with him thus far, so they are equally liable based on your own statements about the bank scene. So using force against them should also be justified in this case.

    • @ninjabearpress2574
      @ninjabearpress2574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Defense of a third party or, in this case, your party guests.

    • @andrewchapman1494
      @andrewchapman1494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I was wondering if Batman would be able to use the self defense argument in that scene. Since no one but Rachel knows Bruce Wayne is Batman I think batman himself would be considered a third party preventing a crime. If he revealed himself to be Bruce Wayne on the trial then maybe self defense could apply. I'm not sure though. I hope he responds to this

    • @jordanwilliams2660
      @jordanwilliams2660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      He's also not in a public place, so loitering would also not apply

    • @evantummillo6568
      @evantummillo6568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Was going to say the same thing. Though maybe LegalEagle is suggesting that Batman and Bruce Wayne should be viewed as two separate entities, and that apart from the Batcave, Batman has no fixed address that could be considered a home?

  • @RandyMarsh0301
    @RandyMarsh0301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    Objection: batman is in his home and defending himself and his guest from intruders who have deadly weapons....hes just doing it while he wears his spelunking gear.

    • @lightinggamer2312
      @lightinggamer2312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Exactly he basically owns Gotham

    • @skylar5257
      @skylar5257 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Also worst come to worst he doesn’t press charges on Batman I guess lol.

    • @assassindelasaucisse.4039
      @assassindelasaucisse.4039 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruce Wayne's property, not Batman's.

    • @Profile__1
      @Profile__1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@skylar5257"I'm not gonna press charges against that nutcase. He's way too cool and dangerous anyway."

    • @thomasfleming8131
      @thomasfleming8131 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Also not technically Loitering in that one scene, right? Since that's Bruce's apartment/penthouse/entire building

  • @j0ndav1s
    @j0ndav1s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3766

    Legal eagle: "you can't just hack everybody's phone. That's 30 million felonys."
    The NSA: "hold my beer"

    • @buddythemoth
      @buddythemoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Srsly why doesn't this have more replies

    • @project4061
      @project4061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Right, Edward Snowdon... Seeing that scene reminded me of what the U.S. did.

    • @willh3972
      @willh3972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      The NSA and the expanded patriot act. Though I thought it was really nice moment when he makes the system self destruct.

    • @Absoluteunit3027
      @Absoluteunit3027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Literally my first thought

    • @3EBstudio
      @3EBstudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruce wayne still can post for bail

  • @adamjohnsonstudio7910
    @adamjohnsonstudio7910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3073

    Guy murders someone
    Lawyer: "That's murder"
    Me: "Oh, I see"

    • @Whisper_292
      @Whisper_292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He's counting aloud.

    • @dearmas9068
      @dearmas9068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      This would have been a nice opportunity to use editing rather than an explanation. He could have set up a murder-counter graphic that pops up and a little 'ding' sound whenever there was murder.
      Then just make acknowledging facial expressions at each one, and occasionally expound on specific details.
      If I were his editor, I would have suggested that.

    • @duncansiror5033
      @duncansiror5033 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dearmas9068 good idea

    • @independentthoughtsnotthot9030
      @independentthoughtsnotthot9030 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@achillesandhispal4196 😂

    • @K1NG0FW0LV35
      @K1NG0FW0LV35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what? I thought it was vandalism.

  • @carloscaro9121
    @carloscaro9121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +909

    Children: Batman's awesome!
    Edgelords: The Joker's right!
    LegalEagle: They're both incredibly criminally liable.

    • @cynicalaudax
      @cynicalaudax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The joker had 12000 years, but batman had 60 million. They are in NO way even.

    • @toledoseahawks3348
      @toledoseahawks3348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cynicalaudax Joker hat 12.000 years

    • @cynicalaudax
      @cynicalaudax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@toledoseahawks3348 Whoops forgot a zero

    • @danielcebastionmunizYT
      @danielcebastionmunizYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DCAFS: Screw da law

    • @Mangel-tz5fi
      @Mangel-tz5fi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@cynicalaudax The Joker had 12000 years AND 35 life sentences. Batman got 190 years without the hole phone hacking stuff, which probably would get counted as a couple of serious crimes.
      So in general you can say Batman had a couple of life sentences and the Joker a massivly impossible number of life sentences

  • @xplosiv211
    @xplosiv211 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Moral of the story, if Batman would've just killed the joker the first time he saw him, he would've gotten 20-35 years in prison vs the 65 million he would've gotten by the end

    • @megamanxtreme2
      @megamanxtreme2 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @EarlBiggs That could fall under involuntary manslaughter, then again the two Tim Burton movies seem intended to make Batman murder. (Unrelated, but the problem there is that the thugs weren't paying attention to the fact that his foot was tied to a heavy gargoyle statue, or they would have addressed the problem by landing at the top of the cathedral to clear it up. Of course Batman is still there and they might have urgency to dodge the area entirely.)

  • @nekophilia9400
    @nekophilia9400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2124

    "I still don't understand how Batman and Rachel survived that fall."
    I guess you could say they broke the laws of physics.

    • @draekingston
      @draekingston 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Gliding cape reduced the speed of their fall. Batman landed on his back with his armored suit to protect Rachael.

    • @GeorgeBratcherIII
      @GeorgeBratcherIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Where's a Physics court & judge when you need them? LOL! The Physics Police should have taken Batman in for breaking the laws! LOL!

    • @JJuiicceee
      @JJuiicceee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stolen comment

    • @fruitymcfruitcake9674
      @fruitymcfruitcake9674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@GeorgeBratcherIII Lmao this makes me want to analyze that entire scene to find his (and consequently her) rate of acceleration. Current record of survival is 214Gs (dude launched out of his car on a race track and slammed into a wall), but that guy was severely injured and if I'm not mistaken, the previous record was 83.

    • @Wilbtube
      @Wilbtube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@draekingston Collision research suggests that her internal organs might rupture when her downward speed is suddenly reduced. For instance the oarta might tear when the heart, still travelling at the speed of gravity, bumps into the sternum that is abruptly travelling at the speed of the batcape...

  • @demianhopstaken3786
    @demianhopstaken3786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1391

    "Batman. I hereby find you guilty on 58 counts of battery."
    "For the 10th time today...WHATS "TERY"?

    • @VivioSaf
      @VivioSaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I laughed a lot more than I should!

    • @dunmermage
      @dunmermage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "You know who Tery is in few decades, Bruce."

    • @valiyapurakkalNarayanankutty
      @valiyapurakkalNarayanankutty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Now that's genuinely funny. Probably batman doing batman things is him indulging in 'Bat-tery'.

    • @benherrshlim
      @benherrshlim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Terry McGinnis

    • @chrisallie4343
      @chrisallie4343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A triple a battery

  • @Impossible326
    @Impossible326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +846

    When he is pointing out the crimes The Joker has committed, it almost sounds like an award show for him.

    • @YingofDarkness
      @YingofDarkness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      That is pretty much how the Joker would take it to be honest. If anything, the Joker is going to be mad that Batman is supposed to be serving more life sentences then him.

    • @ahmadnaufal3730
      @ahmadnaufal3730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@YingofDarkness The Batman even beat the Joker at being a criminal lol.

    • @thomasredmond5793
      @thomasredmond5793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh if the joker existed in real life, he would be crying in happiness of how people admire his work and will award him for his great moments :p

    • @thomasredmond5793
      @thomasredmond5793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@YingofDarkness I wouldn't doubt that, I believe he would be extremely offended and challenged to outbeat the bats in life sentences lmfao

    • @Krahazik
      @Krahazik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ahmad Naufal Only because of the hacking incident. Until that was tallied in, Batman was fairly low on the jail time compared to the joker.

  • @classact9557
    @classact9557 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Legal Eagle: 60 million years in prison for illegal wiretapping and other computer crimes.
    NSA: Profusely sweating bullets

    • @Idk-bs6in
      @Idk-bs6in ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's kinda funny how Batman's Legal Sentence is 5 Times longer than The Joker's Sentence
      Batman's being 60 million years, while The Joker's Sentence is 12 Million Years
      Yeah...why is the "Good Guy's" Sentence Worse than the "Bad Guy's" Sentence??
      This still shocks me

    • @abdullahnisar2219
      @abdullahnisar2219 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Idk-bs6in Not 12 million, 12,000 which makes it even more insane because its 5,000 times more. But it does make sense. The Joker gets more years per count of murder wheras Batman only gets around 2 years per count of computer trespass, its just that he hacked the entire city's population. If the Joker had murdered the same number of people his sentence would be significantly greater than 60 million.

  • @TheArtofDeduction_Official
    @TheArtofDeduction_Official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2408

    objection: in the scene where batman commits battery against the joker's henchmen in his penthouse, you said self-defense wouldn't apply because he had the opportunity to withdraw. However, given that the penthouse that batman is fighting these henchmen in is owned by Bruce Wayne, meaning that it is his own home, wouldn't he not be required to withdraw?

    • @astaut2659
      @astaut2659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      But he will have to reveal his identity
      Assuming he did, then its self defense
      If not, it’s trespassing

    • @TheArtofDeduction_Official
      @TheArtofDeduction_Official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      @@astaut2659 I mean I was assuming that all these laws apply to Batman the moment he’s unmasked and taken into custody by the police... because as is clear by his evasion of law enforcement they can’t do anything if they can’t catch him lol

    • @astaut2659
      @astaut2659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@TheArtofDeduction_Official but the police will be not cooperating and just hunting for like a mad man

    • @allankalynchuk8409
      @allankalynchuk8409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Not in Canada, in Canada you are obligated to run away if you can. I was convicted of assault years ago after someone broke into my home while I was eating supper.The judge told me that I should have ran out the back door

    • @Jmanclub-vd7mg
      @Jmanclub-vd7mg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Allan Kalynchuk, that sucks.

  • @3nails4you
    @3nails4you 5 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Joker threatens Rachel with a gun unless Batman takes off his mask.
    "OK here we have a clear loitering violation..."
    Just about lost it there

  • @rickA31
    @rickA31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1113

    Joker: *Kills someone*
    Lawyer: that’s murder

    • @Deerhunter60641
      @Deerhunter60641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Woah! Really?

    • @captaindeadpool313
      @captaindeadpool313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      In other news
      Water=Wet

    • @kkmdew09
      @kkmdew09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don’t forget 4:58, just the garden variety of murder.

    • @beccag2758
      @beccag2758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Captain Deadpool in other _other_ news, fire is hot

    • @TonyZhuViz
      @TonyZhuViz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg that's amazing! i never knew that!

  • @Mrgentlemans_vault
    @Mrgentlemans_vault 2 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    Objection: during the scene that the joker drops Rachel Batman is technically in his home so he wouldn’t be loitering and also you could say he’s defending his home from intruders.

    • @keldzh
      @keldzh ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It's his office. I think he owns the building, but I don't know could it be count as home, especially when we know he has a mansion where he sleeps.

    • @tiffles3890
      @tiffles3890 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      That is Bruce Wayne's property. And legally it is not on record that Batman is Bruce Wayne.

    • @tiffles3890
      @tiffles3890 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@nohigherbeing If Batman were unmasked and it turned out he was Bruce Wayne, then at least he wouldn't be charged with loitering.
      Also in this context, we're talking of Batman 's legal liabilities while he's unmasked and the authorities are unaware of his true identity, so your comment is irrelevant.

    • @MichaelLayneWeston
      @MichaelLayneWeston ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ​@@keldzh His Mansion was destroyed in the previous movie. It was a penthouse. We see his bedroom there.

    • @MidwestToku
      @MidwestToku ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Let’s just say that Bruce Wayne doesn’t press charges against Batman on that front.

  • @Clatatata
    @Clatatata 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1190

    Objection: This is Gotham. Gotham has about 5 laws

    • @oldreaddy3341
      @oldreaddy3341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      1: Don't
      2: Annoy
      3: Batman
      4: Or
      5: Else

    • @SomeRandomPangolin
      @SomeRandomPangolin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Actualy one which is Let batman do as he wishes

    • @DS-tv2fi
      @DS-tv2fi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      C R When did they get their second?

    • @viktornapolitano6113
      @viktornapolitano6113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Five that are followed. There are others.

    • @CLBOO6
      @CLBOO6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@oldreaddy3341 lol🤣

  • @NPC1921
    @NPC1921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1589

    Joker: Slaughtering SWAT cars and innocent policemen
    This guy: Batman's motorcycle is not licensed to drive in the NY streets

    • @toomanyfandoms1684
      @toomanyfandoms1684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      the point of this is to point out all of the crimes both do. Even if some are small.

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      His vehicle literally shoots explosive rounds.

    • @dogestranding5047
      @dogestranding5047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Slaughtering cars?

    • @danielaramburo7648
      @danielaramburo7648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      His motorcycle was not illegal, it was undocumented.

    • @ice2132
      @ice2132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NO MORE DEAD COPS!

  • @ShipwreckedMates
    @ShipwreckedMates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    "Cute magic trick, also first degree murder" will stand as the best opening line of all time

    • @justinmaitland7335
      @justinmaitland7335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is possible that the person didn't die. They would want to, but still be alive.

    • @Blokewood3
      @Blokewood3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That guy was clearly about to attack Joker.

    • @ShipwreckedMates
      @ShipwreckedMates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Blokewood3 we don’t know his intentions. He just as likely could’ve guided the Joker out peacefully

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also the weapon used successfully by John Wick. The pencil is a rather effective weapon.

    • @erikkennedy8725
      @erikkennedy8725 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe Because Science addressed this, and the injuries sustained would not probably be lethal. Just potentially brain damaging.

  • @readsomebooks666
    @readsomebooks666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Regarding the loitering charges: would the Joker’s face paint qualify as sufficiently disguising him to also get charged?

    • @thefinnishbaconshroom
      @thefinnishbaconshroom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I don't think it would matter much on top of 12 000 years in prison

    • @readsomebooks666
      @readsomebooks666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thefinnishbaconshroom Not the point of the question, you little troll. Go away.

    • @gabeparks8173
      @gabeparks8173 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@thefinnishbaconshroom In that case, it was irrelevant on top of Batman's 60 million

    • @thefinnishbaconshroom
      @thefinnishbaconshroom ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@gabeparks8173 I mean, after one life sentence, all the other charges are just for vanity

  • @trenchcoatjoe1891
    @trenchcoatjoe1891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    But you're leaving out the most important law, The Batman Law.
    The law reads as such:
    "I'm Batman"

    • @beanlets
      @beanlets 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Objection, such a law is non-existent

    • @beanlets
      @beanlets 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And it can not exist

    • @cday9206
      @cday9206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Charles Kogan. Objection to your objection. Of course it does, he’s Batman!

  • @TheZeroRyuzaki
    @TheZeroRyuzaki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    14:07
    Technically, Batman is off the hook for assaulting joker and his henchmen, because this entire scene is taking place in Bruce’s penthouse. So the joker and his goons were breaking into Bruce’s house. Also, Batman isn’t breaking any loitering law since, again, it’s his own house.

    • @kanvaros4451
      @kanvaros4451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      But isn't that predicated knowing batman is Bruce Wayne ? If we didn't know that couldn't he still be charged unless he removed his mask or Bruce Wayne decided not to press charges ?

    • @ThorsteinnMemeson
      @ThorsteinnMemeson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@kanvaros4451 I mean if he was brought to court im pretty sure they would take his mask off...

    • @armorsmith43
      @armorsmith43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Travis Sanchez You’re mixing up criminal and civil law. The DA presses charges, not private actors. Private actors merely cooperate in criminal prosecutions by providing evidence.

    • @armorsmith43
      @armorsmith43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Zero Ryuzaki also, wasn’t the Joker threatening the other people at the party?

    • @DelightfulWalrus
      @DelightfulWalrus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But as he's been saying throughout the video, he has the duty to withdraw (run away) instead of engaging in violence.

  • @theliato3809
    @theliato3809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    "Can batman use self defense?" Entering gotham city alone should be grounds for that.

    • @dhotnessmcawesome9747
      @dhotnessmcawesome9747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Agreed. Something often completely overlooked by the "is Batman justified" arguments are that we keep putting him in places that he is NOT in. He is NOT in New York. He is in New Jersey. Gotham, a city in New Jersey has an absurd crime rate due to police and civic corruption and pretty much every adult is either a criminal or a victim of crime. Batman didn't suit up because he didn't have anything to do on Tuesday. He did this because the city he loves (is obsessed with, see arguments for "Is Batman autistic"... cuz he so totally is) is COMPLETELY OVERTHROWN BY CRIME. Not because he saw a jay walker and said "Not in my city".
      And as always…. so long as the specific judge and jurors in his trial were not bought off.... What court is going to put him away under 1) the conditions of the city, 2) the complete unwillingness or inability of the police to do shit about it 3) he committed crimes against criminals and terrorists the likes of which only exist in comics (and the movies about them) directly, specifically and exclusively to stop them/save people. Based on "extenuating circumstances"... Not guilty.
      But then the phone thing. I had a problem with that writing in the movie as no Batman I know would do that. Almost that... yes. THAT... nope. Makes him exactly what he's obsessed with stopping... someone who commits crimes against the innocent. Can't do it due that strict moral code and obsession due to autism.
      So yeah. In short.... +1
      Wait... do we still the +1 on the internet on is that the like button now?

    • @DragonBallPaul
      @DragonBallPaul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@dhotnessmcawesome9747 Justified and legal are not the same thing of course.

    • @dhotnessmcawesome9747
      @dhotnessmcawesome9747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DragonBallPaul Who ever said legal? I didn't say legal. Batman is a vigilante. Vigilantism is a crime. Now like all trials... (we're technically putting him on trial here is all) is he GUILTY under the CIRCUMSTANCES of the crimes as charged and should he do time are the only subjects. This juror: Not guilty due to comic book level circumstances.

    • @danielpreciado3112
      @danielpreciado3112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dhotnessmcawesome9747 What the suit man is saying is that even though some of his actions could be justified, that never means they're legal. Even in New Jersey, hacking into people's devices is a federal crime that'd be punishable in every State. Assault and battery, destruction of property, kidnapping, all illegal throughout the States.

    • @dhotnessmcawesome9747
      @dhotnessmcawesome9747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danielpreciado3112 What the D man is saying doesn't dispute that. Go on. Look at everything I've typed everywhere about all of it. I don't call it legal at any point in time. I argued justification, not legality. I also argue that Batman not only lives in the state of New Jersey (which changes precious little BUT...) but he also lives in the world of comic book land. In a city that is a warzone. Where it was either be a vigilante (a crime Batman and I are both aware of) or let everyone suffer. It's the same argument I'd make for some homeland security laws... SOME. There's also an issue with the letter of the law and the spirit of the law which becomes and enormous debate that can never be solved by people who don't seem to get... I didn't say BALLS about ANYTHING Batman does as being LEGAL. Though if I commit crimes in New Jersey and I'm tried under Alaska's laws... I'm going to request a mistrial. I'm going to get it... UNLESS the crimes are federal (not all of his are) than what New York law only goes so far... Just like real life law doesn't apply to Batman land period. Justified. Not legal. As the idea of this whole thing is to clearly put him "on trial" than I have no choice but to request a change of venue to where his crimes took place, or I'll be forced to move for a mistrial.

  • @PTDeimos
    @PTDeimos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    So basically, whenever they get Batman in court, and I'd love to see how exactly they'd pull that off, when the time comes to read out the crimes I can only assume it's going to be this huge roll of paper and they're let it roll out in the court room, followed by "honestly there's just too many to count".

  • @deadeyemidget0892
    @deadeyemidget0892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    "Of course you can trust me. I'm an attorney." Yeah? So is Harvey Dent.

    • @joeyfigueroa4748
      @joeyfigueroa4748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Ooof

    • @laughingstone4210
      @laughingstone4210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's a great point if LegalEagle had ever had the chance to go against Batman / Bruce Wayne in court.

    • @masterkenobi2119
      @masterkenobi2119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Harvey Dent,can we trust him?

    • @taylorscott1320
      @taylorscott1320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But... I thought that was the joke...

    • @mrPlayAndSay
      @mrPlayAndSay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      reminds me of the scene from "justice league action"
      Good Harvey side: I can't be confused with you, you're a soulless criminal and professional thief, were I'm a Lawyer
      Bad Harvey side: I guess we got more in common than I thought.
      have a great day ^^

  • @Dinoenthusiastguy
    @Dinoenthusiastguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    When Batman does it, it's assault and battery.
    When I do it, it's assault and tery.

    • @johnilarde8440
      @johnilarde8440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Batman: “Check the Battery”
      Robin: “What’s a Tery?”
      Batman: *slaps robin*

    • @colinmurphy2214
      @colinmurphy2214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Very clever

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When i do it, it's assault & banana-tery

    • @benedictifye
      @benedictifye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well played, Sir

    • @Dinoenthusiastguy
      @Dinoenthusiastguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@No-One-of-Consequence It wasn't a bad pun. It was a bat pun.

  • @ChairmanJMao
    @ChairmanJMao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Objection, the duty to retreat is based upon who you are using the force for. So if you are defending a third party, then you use their ability to safely retreating from a situation instead of your own ability. That is, if you see someone getting mugged, your right to use force is predicated on their lack of ability to get away from the situation safely, not your own.
    Thus, when Batman fights the Joker and his thugs in the gala, he's using deadly force on behalf of the party goers. Though Batman can safely retreat from the situation, the party goers cannot. Thus, Batman does not have a duty to retreat in the situation, and can fight against the Joker.
    I see other comments talking about how he doesn't have a duty to retreat since its his building. That's true in Castle Doctrine states, which isn't uncommon. But even in states without it, Batman would be Ok.

    • @snapple1877
      @snapple1877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jason Mao Thank you for clarifying. I figured that the guilty verdict didn't sound right .

    • @lluewhyn
      @lluewhyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's what I was thinking too. Previously, there was discussion of the lawful use of force to protect others. That's clearly what he is doing here, because to his knowledge the Joker and his henchmen are planning on using deadly force on the party-goers.

    • @mandlerparr1
      @mandlerparr1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Frankly, I feel like that applies for a lot of the situations. Not all, of course, but any time he is stopping a crime that is happening in that moment, I don't see how that is assault on his part. I haven't watched in a while, but from what I can remember, batman only hits you if you keep attacking him/others.

    • @lazyidiotofthemonth
      @lazyidiotofthemonth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its also occuring in his home, so duty to retreat does not apply.

    • @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932
      @nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lazyidiotofthemonth That's not always the case, depending on the state. As ridiculous as it may sound, I *think* that in some states, even if someone breaks into your home with a gun, you're legally obligated to attempt to run away before you can use deadly physical force to protect yourself, unless you believe that you can't do so without said invader harming you. (I'm not 100% certain on the accuracy of the legal terms I'm using, but I do understand the concept; read my comment as though I'm using ordinary language, not legalese.)

  • @williamjones3480
    @williamjones3480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    “Of course, you can trust me. I’m an attorney.”
    I’m trying to figure out if I’m right that this was a joke or if he meant it.

  • @kayleighlehrman9566
    @kayleighlehrman9566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1715

    Objection: the Joker's thugs wrongfully entered Bruce's penthouse during the party, therefore Bruce/Batman is justified, in this instance, via self defense.

    • @mattg9343
      @mattg9343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +392

      2nd the objection - however Batman would need to publicly disclose his identity as Bruce Wayne and therefore allowing for apprehension and prosecution for all of Batman's other crimes for which he can't assert self defense.

    • @OhtheSuffering
      @OhtheSuffering 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Ah, but then Bruce would have no choice but to reveal that he is, in fact, Batman.

    • @nicholasjohnson1511
      @nicholasjohnson1511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@OhtheSuffering I feel like if he was at the point of defending himself in court after being arrested that likely would have come out. You can't really try someone without arresting and indicting them

    • @mageyuri
      @mageyuri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      It still stands to reason that the original objection here stands, Batman/Bruce Wayne is protecting the people in his own home, which is pointed out earlier in the video that he is under no obligation to withdraw and is justified in use of deadly force to protect his home and guests.

    • @samuelraymond5852
      @samuelraymond5852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      +1, also I feel that more of his "assaults" would be justified by self defense since you he would be waved of his obligation to retreat since a every act of the Joker also threatened other people therefore Batman would be justified in using physical force since it was reasonably necessary to protect a "third person" from imminent, unlawful physical force. This could also apply to deadly force but strangely enough in James's list for unlawful acts you can use deadly force to prevent he doesn't include murder???

  • @zentrader1073
    @zentrader1073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    Objection: You forgot littering when the Joker dropped all those cards after blowing up the judge.

    • @felixd6001
      @felixd6001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yayyy ! * approving mumblings in background from members of the Chamber of Commons *

    • @peterf.229
      @peterf.229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @The Legend of Texas I got a 50 dollar fine and had to clean up the garbage ;)

    • @tenkenroo
      @tenkenroo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Littering is a misdemeanor. A police officer would have to be see the joker do it

    • @19youtubian72
      @19youtubian72 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the grand scheme of the Joker's crimes, this is probably at the bottom of the list. LOL

    • @tenkenroo
      @tenkenroo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NonDescriptEntity2024 no an infraction is something like a basic speeding ticket

  • @HagakureJunkie
    @HagakureJunkie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    Legal Eagle: "I was really creeped out when Batman hacked everyone's phones."
    Me: "Sit down and let me tell you about the NSA...."

    • @piecrumbs9951
      @piecrumbs9951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Who did nothing illegal...

    • @ShangZilla
      @ShangZilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@piecrumbs9951 Have you ever read your own constitution?

    • @XDrakeX1
      @XDrakeX1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Spying on the whole world is nothing illegal? Wtf?

    • @farenhite4329
      @farenhite4329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XDrakeX1 if your rich/the government.

  • @avres13
    @avres13 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I have trouble believing a jury would convict Batman.

    • @me-myself-i787
      @me-myself-i787 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They certainly would. Everyone hates Batman since he killed Harvey Dent.

    • @skcocemag
      @skcocemag 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@me-myself-i787 Allegedly.

  • @CaptainMadrick
    @CaptainMadrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    I love that Batman is liable for several counts of "battery"

    • @SirUnknown2
      @SirUnknown2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What's a tery?

    • @SomeRandomPangolin
      @SomeRandomPangolin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I see what you did there

    • @AngelusAnsell
      @AngelusAnsell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Take my like, you awful awful person. xD

    • @seansmagee
      @seansmagee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SirUnknown2 didn’t get the original joke until I saw this comment

    • @TAILSORANGEs
      @TAILSORANGEs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Batman probably came into the prison, and got a joker coming out into the world.

  • @FalloutPlays
    @FalloutPlays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1961

    If you had a channel about laws in Middle Earth, would we be Legal Smeagol's

    • @dreamcanvas5321
      @dreamcanvas5321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      What a precious idea!

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Or we could be...
      Filthy legal Hobbitses!

    • @ZekeAxel
      @ZekeAxel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      But Eagles actually exist in the Middle Earth... Like, HUGE EAGLES

    • @DirkAustin
      @DirkAustin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nope, Legal Trouble because copyright. Lol.

    • @CadetGriffin
      @CadetGriffin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DirkAustin But he's a copyright attorney so he should be able to save himself in that case.

  • @oafkad
    @oafkad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    Man gets stabbed in the brain with a pencil.
    "Cute Magic Trick."
    Ok, well I know which attorney I'm not making mad.

    • @MAOofDC
      @MAOofDC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Well to be honest it a kind of funny moment if you like "black, dark, or gallows" humor. It's the "Ta Da!" at the end.

    • @mageyuri
      @mageyuri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      There's actually evidence of the pencil trick happening and not killing people. th-cam.com/video/4hHSedJ9qqU/w-d-xo.html

    • @samuelraymond5852
      @samuelraymond5852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya, I saw that too, made a separate comment because I didn't see it here. Not 1st degree murder for this one imo.

    • @jdd5672
      @jdd5672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure a pencil is not going through your skull, especially the forehead which is the thickest part.

    • @AngDavies
      @AngDavies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jdd5672 eyes...I'll leave it at that, :/

  • @ecokrazy
    @ecokrazy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I'm distressed by how quickly we went from talking about how serious murder is to "thats garden variety murder."

  • @stever1705
    @stever1705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    Joker is looking at a sentence of over 1000 years, and yet somehow Megamind has a longer prison sentence

    • @ryanjapan3113
      @ryanjapan3113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Actually Joker’s sentence would probably about 12,000 years iirc.

    • @efulmer8675
      @efulmer8675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Megamind was serving 85 life sentences, which if we take a life sentence to be 100 years, then that's 8500 years. The Joker's total was about 12000 years, so Megamind was giving The Joker a run for his money but even he couldn't quite do it.

    • @usdepartmentoftreasuryinte6052
      @usdepartmentoftreasuryinte6052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "oh you're a villain alright! *just not a super one!* "

    • @charlespedersen5752
      @charlespedersen5752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@usdepartmentoftreasuryinte6052 no, jokers got presentation. he is suitably flamboyant

    • @lumiereeclair
      @lumiereeclair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@charlespedersen5752 Jack Nicholson's Joker had the presentation, Heath Ledger was just a better representation of sociopath Joker.

  • @relativisticvel
    @relativisticvel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    Objection:
    You missed the gun the joker was using was a machine pistol, that is a felony under federal law.

    • @NorwegianAmericanKid
      @NorwegianAmericanKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Technically the shotgun the bank manager was also a class 3 weapon since it was sawn-down, unless he got a class 3 stamp for it.

    • @CFneo98
      @CFneo98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@NorwegianAmericanKid he is the manager of a bank that launders criminal money and he knows that. I don't think he is using any sort of stamps xD

    • @markwhalen8731
      @markwhalen8731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Olewarrior34 I don’t think that was sawed off it looks just like a standard 14 inch barrel no stock

    • @NorwegianAmericanKid
      @NorwegianAmericanKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@markwhalen8731 hmm might be, this was way before the shockwave was a thing tho so itd still be below the required minimum length likely

    • @gasolean5114
      @gasolean5114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not if Joker had it grandfathered in and has proper licensing

  • @Landoft
    @Landoft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Batman and Joker: Literally a vigilante constantly evading police and other guy a clown mob boss.
    LegalEagle: Is this legal?

    • @TheEmpiresStrongest
      @TheEmpiresStrongest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well vigilante helping out the police the other is a clown boss that just wants to see the world burn.

    • @twilight_lupinesilva4691
      @twilight_lupinesilva4691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It depends

  • @simonayers8033
    @simonayers8033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Never have I ever found legal issues so interesting. 60 million years - reason enough not be a masked vigilante

  • @husseinahmed677
    @husseinahmed677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1877

    I'm about 98% this man is not wearing any pants

    • @christianperez7227
      @christianperez7227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      I'm 99 percent sure you aren't either

    • @kendarr
      @kendarr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@christianperez7227 oh shit I ain't

    • @nectarieienasoaie8541
      @nectarieienasoaie8541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It only makes it better

    • @goldenpants1239
      @goldenpants1239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He is a member of the pews race and actually has no legs

    • @DeepThinker193
      @DeepThinker193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He's giving Jeremy Jahns a run for his money.

  • @AynRKey
    @AynRKey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    18:25 - Objection, you overlooked "practicing medicine without a license" on the part of the Joker.

    • @nicb9273
      @nicb9273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Agreed, iirc he is changing a bag at one point.

    • @Dark_Mishra
      @Dark_Mishra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Depends if the Joker did the implanting of the phone himself, but yes, he would still be charged with the involvement of the crime.

    • @ricardozk
      @ricardozk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And the time he dressed up as a nurse. I heard that it's a crime to dress up as a doctor in a hospital without license. Maybe it's also a crime if you dress up as a nurse.

    • @cheriberry3
      @cheriberry3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ricardozk yeah but wasn't it like a Halloween costume? I mean he was doing it to pass as a nurse, but would it still count?

  • @LukeThompson156
    @LukeThompson156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Leagle Eagle: "Cute magic trick... still first degree murder."
    Can't stop laughing about that one.

    • @stayfoot11
      @stayfoot11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahaha. What a magic trick hahaha

    • @LukeThompson156
      @LukeThompson156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@stayfoot11 does he go kids parties?!

    • @LancsKid1
      @LancsKid1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Only problem there is it is not murder unless death is confirmed as you can survive a pencil to the head through the eye, though still a crime.

    • @Dark_Mishra
      @Dark_Mishra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LancsKid1 I’m going to guess he ultimately doesn’t survive that due to the length of the pencil.

    • @karmaakatsuki7235
      @karmaakatsuki7235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

  • @normlee6566
    @normlee6566 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    In the comics, Batman has always said to his fellow JLAers, "Of course, we're criminals. We've always been criminals. " Technically speaking, he is correct.

  • @derekcram1698
    @derekcram1698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

    Objection: When Batman beat up the joker's henchman at his penthouse, he was technically within his home and self defense laws could apply.

    • @fOk0dAzZ
      @fOk0dAzZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Oh damn!

    • @mikehawk514
      @mikehawk514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      But batman is not bruce wayne, at least he would never admit it, so he is trespassing technically.

    • @nattalete
      @nattalete 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      As another commenter essentially said, Batman would need to reveal that he is Bruce Wayne to use that defense.

    • @WoodmanFeatherhigh
      @WoodmanFeatherhigh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@nattalete But if the court system doesn't even know his identity, they couldn't trial him to begin with. If there is a trial, they must know who he is, and if they know who he is, then self-defence applies.

    • @fOk0dAzZ
      @fOk0dAzZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@WoodmanFeatherhigh if batman is sued and appear in court, by that point they should know who he is. That's all the point of knowing his identity, so they have someone to sue.

  • @IgnasA.164
    @IgnasA.164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Joker :12000 Years in prison
    Batman: 60 milion years in prison
    Joker : Huh, and everyone says that im a bad guy !

    • @kilborn666
      @kilborn666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@MrNineFive 35 lifetimes still wouldn't come anywhere near close to 60 million years. To put it in perspective, modern humans have only existed for about 200,000 years.

    • @kilborn666
      @kilborn666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@MrNineFive You only become eligible for parole after serving one third of your sentence, so batman would have to serve 20 million years (lol) to qualify.

    • @PeterPiper247
      @PeterPiper247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just because you are badguy, does not mean you are a bad guy...

    • @SirApplesauce
      @SirApplesauce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Could you please prove the math... and in which timeline?

    • @xXevilsmilesXx
      @xXevilsmilesXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      D:

  • @CamTheWarlock
    @CamTheWarlock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1140

    I never would’ve managed to guess that the Joker was a criminal who murdered people. Thank you for opening my eyes to his misdeeds.

    • @calebbecker1237
      @calebbecker1237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      WAIT WAIT DONT SPOIL

    • @daniellemhall1358
      @daniellemhall1358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@calebbecker1237 lol

    • @zato-1766
      @zato-1766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I used to look up to him too. 😔

    • @mariemiel
      @mariemiel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sounds like every fourteen year old boy who snuck in to watch Joker and decided Arthur was going to be their idol lmao

    • @johnnybeasley3675
      @johnnybeasley3675 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a whacky dude, what a kooky guy that joker

  • @AP-gk6se
    @AP-gk6se 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He might have a permit to test firearms and pyrotechnics. He does have a branch of his company that does defense contracting. That is where his car and armor came from.

  • @cartertheatrocity6673
    @cartertheatrocity6673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2167

    Objection:
    Arkham isnt jail. Its an insane aslyum.

    • @pelksaka
      @pelksaka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Bruce Wayne is mentally unstable and a huge threat.

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      One with a revolving door.

    • @e32b61
      @e32b61 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      carter jelacic Objection: in real life the Joker would never be sent to an insane asylum as it's evident that he is aware of his own actions. Is he competent to stand trial? Probably not, but he would be convicted of murder and acts of terrorism just the same. As such he committed crimes that would have him executed by the federal government. Harvey Dent wouldn't be the one prosecuting him.

    • @HamsterPants522
      @HamsterPants522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@pelksaka You sound like the talking heads in The Dark Knight Returns.

    • @blew1t
      @blew1t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HamsterPants522 awh i thought this was a Talking Heads reference :/

  • @mjohnson5030
    @mjohnson5030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    OBJECTION!
    14:00 "Batman... is not justified in beating up Joker's henchmen..."
    Counselor forgets that Batman IS Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne and his guests were hostages, could not reasonably retreat. As hostages are reasonably in immediate lethal threat , hostages ARE justified in using physical (or even lethal) force. Would we prosecute a hostage for punching his kidnappers?
    I think not.
    Defense rests, your honor.

    • @okbucket
      @okbucket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He doesn't even need to be a hostage, right? Under NY law, self defense is a valid legal defense even if the subject is defending another threatened person (and that person is unable to retreat). Seems to me the use of deadly force by batman (or by any person at this location) against the Joker and his henchmen is legal here.

    • @Andrewflynn16
      @Andrewflynn16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Substantial. Assuming bats reveals himself as mr. Wayne without certainty it's is the unknown vigilante known as Batman on trail

    • @ReyosBlackwood
      @ReyosBlackwood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Andrewflynn16 But revealing himself is not required, as NY law allows self defence for the defence of others, as was stated at the start of the video. And defending those who were at the party and taken hostage would easily qualify.

    • @TV4Fun2
      @TV4Fun2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He certainly has no duty to retreat, given that The Joker was trespassing on his property.

    • @felipebris4001
      @felipebris4001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Furthermore Bruce Wayne/ Batman is in his own home and so can use any use of force he deems necessary and has no obligation to retreat as mentioned earlier in the video

  • @Flop_Studios
    @Flop_Studios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Batmans times
    150 years
    45 years
    Me: He's not doing bad compared to the Joker...
    60 million years
    WHAT ok

    • @LinardsZ
      @LinardsZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TRUE

    • @barsni4779
      @barsni4779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm pretty sure those would be combined into single case and would not get penalty for every single hacking instance. Also courts are lazy so they combine several crimes sentences and only give partial sum of sentences.

    • @theexchipmunk
      @theexchipmunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@barsni4779 OH, but they would definitely throw the Book so to say. In that world Batman is in the view of the public the one who started it.

    • @fahlur
      @fahlur 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      its because of the 30 million counts of illegal use of a computer. Also they do combined counts, but they usually go after what would really count against the person. Then go after them again in a future case on the others.

  • @jameskelly9686
    @jameskelly9686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Objection: in the first fight scene against the Joker, Batman was in his own estate and did not have the duty to retreat.

  • @eliwatson7936
    @eliwatson7936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    Objection: during the party, Batman has no duty to retreat because it’s taking place in his own home

    • @InsanityProdutions
      @InsanityProdutions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      As well as the fact that because of the Joker's previous terrorist threat, intent to harm can already be established.

    • @robertlowe6367
      @robertlowe6367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I think maybe it wouldn't apply to him because he's concealing his identity and the aggressive parties do not know it's his house. Also to defend against the charge he'd have to admit he's Bruce Wayne lol

    • @Nihontopride
      @Nihontopride 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Vanilla Good luck geting the mask off without his consent.

    • @scubasteve2169
      @scubasteve2169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@robertlowe6367 so if I was wearing bondage equipment concealing my face, I couldn't defend because they didnt know it was my house?

    • @scubasteve2169
      @scubasteve2169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Id say it was because a third party was being threatened.

  • @andrewjohnson6716
    @andrewjohnson6716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    13:55 Ironically if the Joker succeeds at outing Bruce Wayne as the Batman, he would immediately given him the self-defence legal position and negate the loitering charge since the Joker was invading Bruce Wayne’s home.

    • @Chiefhomer89
      @Chiefhomer89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was looking for this comment as well before posting mine.
      If you’re in your own home, but also masked, does that make it self defense? Or do you need to have announced yourself as owner/allow witnesses to see you?
      Not sure how that works

    • @star-du6vp
      @star-du6vp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In the main issue joker was threatening to kill that girl so you can use self-defense to protect somebody else

  • @RipleySawzen
    @RipleySawzen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    OBJECTION! They NEVER hit hackers with a penalty for each and every computer they hacked.
    Also 18:36 Unlicensed surgery

    • @SuperExodian
      @SuperExodian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      ^this, i highly doubt you'd get 60 000 000 years for making malware

    • @damshek
      @damshek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Right? This would mean that even a common ad malware would incur the longest punishment in pretty much the entire human history.

    • @motokuchoma
      @motokuchoma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@SuperExodian Its true though. The thing is, you rarely get sued by every single person who got your malware, also you need to actually prove that the copy of malware on your PC was caused by that particular hacker. In this case, there is proof that he literally invaded the privacy and hacked every single person in Gotham

    • @thunderflare59
      @thunderflare59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No. That's from the Tim Burton Batman movie.

    • @earningattorney9887
      @earningattorney9887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@damshek Which honestly as annoying and malicious as some malware is I kinda think I'm ok with this.

  • @Moose92411
    @Moose92411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is the legalistic clarity that I never wanted but now know I needed

  • @jameslynn7271
    @jameslynn7271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    OBJECTION: Wayne enterprises is also a defense contractor and therefore has the legal permits to test firearms and pyrotechnics within the State of NY 15:10

    • @adamhelmen5842
      @adamhelmen5842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      James Lynn this space is not at Wayne enterprises or in said properties. So no they do not have the right

    • @alexandrezani
      @alexandrezani 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I bet the place is owned by Wayne Enterprise.

    • @samson7842
      @samson7842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Adam Helmen No,it was in a hidden floor of Wayne Enterprises. But, please correct me if I’m wrong.

    • @tyler4840
      @tyler4840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Adam Helmen it is.

    • @Tsunaze59
      @Tsunaze59 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@adamhelmen5842 It's owned by WE, they even use the property to install the generator prior to The Dark Knight Rises

  • @dantheman669
    @dantheman669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    He's on his own property. Not only can he defend it, he can dress however he wants.

    • @pepper684
      @pepper684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tru

    • @ryantoth676
      @ryantoth676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Go watch the shotgun trap video. That's not necessarily true

    • @kannonball5789
      @kannonball5789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@jwpipes47Most states have some form of castle doctrine law wherein whilst in one's own dwelling duty to retreat does not apply. Add the fact that Joker and his *armed* henchmen have forcibly entered Bruce Wayne's residence and taken everyone within hostage, and I don't see him being convinced for any crimes related to this event.

    • @V8DV
      @V8DV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@jwpipes47 on his own property he is allowed to use deadly force to stop an armed assailant. If the henchmen had no visible weapons it would be a different story.

    • @V8DV
      @V8DV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jwpipes47 he was on his property and with a room full of guests he would be considered protecting the life of another. Try paying attention to the scene and maybe look into defense of life laws.

  • @unkles
    @unkles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    "Hes not the criminal we deserve. But the criminal we needed"

    • @robot3759
      @robot3759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You either die a criminal, or live long enough to see yourself become the criminal.

    • @BenultraAuxerre
      @BenultraAuxerre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Never need a bitch, I'm what a bitch need" - The Weeknd, Heartless

  • @lorddrayvon1426
    @lorddrayvon1426 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a reminder to everyone, New York State abolished the death penalty in 2004 and the last actual execution was in 1963 via electric chair at Sing Sing Prison.

  • @DarkseidTCG
    @DarkseidTCG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    *"I'm a lawyer you can trust me"*
    Objection.

  • @Dreaded88
    @Dreaded88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    @LegalEagel:
    [Last one, I promise!] *_Objection, your Honour!_*
    Mr. Wayne is a possessor of a valid Class-III Federal Firearms License, and Wayne Enterprises *_IS_* a Contractor to the DOD, and citing that contract allows for the testing of Destructive Devices, and other Munitions under Federal Defense Procurement Laws!
    *MOTION TO DISMISS!!!*

    • @stevendorsey4850
      @stevendorsey4850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You are a god, my man. :D

    • @fatboyRAY24
      @fatboyRAY24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      damn that sounds legit

    • @ajvanmarle
      @ajvanmarle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Your honor, the contract only allows for testing of weapons, ammunition, and other destructive devices on federally approved testing grounds. Furthermore, all such tests must be done within the framework of the development. Mr Wayne is NOT allowed to appropriate the devices thus developed, or use them, in the pursuit of his own personal interests. Therefore, the legal protection afforded by this contract does not apply to Mr Wayne's activities.

    • @Merennulli
      @Merennulli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ajvanmarle Partially true. He was within the law to possess certain weapons. He violated the law mounting them to a vehicle and again when discharging them in public. The tests may have been in an approved facility (it certainly looked like one and we have no indication otherwise), but of course that only covers the testing. Also, manufacturing automatic weapons or any other restricted firearm for the DOD would potentially be allowed, but manufacturing them for himself would not, so any weapon he made would either be illegally manufactured or stolen from the DOD.

    • @Dreaded88
      @Dreaded88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@@ajvanmarle :
      *Objection-in-Dinovo!*
      Wayne Enterprises Headquarters building *_IS_* one of the Federally Aproved Testing Facilities, and Mr. Wayne's use of said item(s) *_WAS_* part of Live-Fire Combat Testing!

  • @CapCrunch45
    @CapCrunch45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    OBJECTION!
    Wouldn’t driving a school bus into a bank count as destruction of property?

    • @patrickschnurbusch8319
      @patrickschnurbusch8319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      More aptly properties since he was literally smashing two properties together, the bank and the bus

    • @GriffinPilgrim
      @GriffinPilgrim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He already covered breaking and entering, I think this would fall under that.

    • @theexchipmunk
      @theexchipmunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They brocke the windows of the other building before zip-lining over. Thats another one for destruction of property.

    • @lakodamon
      @lakodamon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sustained. He was distracted by the conspiracy to commit murder.

    • @rangers94ism
      @rangers94ism 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ArmchairWarrior I don't think that matters seeing that he was shot to death by the Joker.

  • @-13eNnY-
    @-13eNnY- ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Iirc, Batman was asked if he could kidnap Lao by Commissioner Gordon. That's conspiracy right there, at the very least. Then Batman actually went and successfully kidnapped Lao and delivered him to the police. The police are not blameless just because they didn't actually send any of their officers to do the kidnapping.

    • @MistyMay-qe7ix
      @MistyMay-qe7ix ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually Gordon didn't ask him... The Harvey the DA asked him... And you would need another DA to prosecute him... And seeing as they are going after the Mob most DAs will let that past

  • @seto007
    @seto007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    13:50 Objection.
    The Henchmen are clearly armed with firearms and knives, and thus constitute an immediate and deadly threat to both Batman and the Party Goers.
    I also believe that it's Bruce Wayne's property, meaning he's under no obligation to retreat from it.

    • @kwinzman
      @kwinzman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Good point.

    • @iruns1246
      @iruns1246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Agreed, so scratch a couple of decades from that millions of years of sentence.

    • @LetsPlayZombieGames
      @LetsPlayZombieGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I agree. I don't know the laws of New York, but I wouldn't have thought Bruce Wayne putting on a mask in his own property, rushing a guest to safety, and fighting thugs actively threatening his guests would be loitering, kidnapping, or assault, but maybe New York is super strict about that duty to retreat.

    • @thomassaldana2465
      @thomassaldana2465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Not only that. I'm not sure about in the US, but here in NZ the 'self defense' idea also applies to any person whom you have a duty to protect.
      Bruce could argue that he has a duty to keep his party guests safe, and therefore he is allowed to use physical force to do so.

    • @misterghoul9457
      @misterghoul9457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iruns1246 he could likely file for immunity for the wire taps, with a good enough lawyer.

  • @sauron6064
    @sauron6064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Batman in jail longer than the joker
    These are confusing times

    • @erikt3162
      @erikt3162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You read old comics pre New 52 shows Batman was lawless.

    • @emperororthopox1691
      @emperororthopox1691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No the joker got longer he got 30 life sentences
      The number on the shield was a bit confusing I admit

    • @belland_dog8235
      @belland_dog8235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@emperororthopox1691 60 million years is longer than 30 life sentences

    • @MyKillerson
      @MyKillerson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@emperororthopox1691 assuming the average lifespan is 100 years, 30 life sentences would only see the Joker in prison for 3,000 years

    • @belland_dog8235
      @belland_dog8235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Tahka DM The point still stands

  • @forbiddenwordme5167
    @forbiddenwordme5167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    "Cute magic trick, also first degree murder."
    I want that on a shirt.

    • @markpower2005b
      @markpower2005b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      “Cool motive, still murder”

    • @eleonarcrimson858
      @eleonarcrimson858 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ KH

    • @Saphman4
      @Saphman4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ ? Buddy, that's lead poisoning. And even if he doesn't die, that's attempted murder.

    • @NapaCat
      @NapaCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Saphman4 Lead isn't used in pencils anymore; it's actually graphite.

    • @Saphman4
      @Saphman4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NapaCat okay then. New plan. Grievous bodily harm?

  • @UseroneGaming
    @UseroneGaming ปีที่แล้ว

    4:20 Doesn’t Joker have a self-defense claim from the fact that the henchman held him at gunpoint?
    Obviously Joker didn’t have such claim against the bank manager with the shotgun, because Joker is the one who initiated a robbery on the bank manager.
    However, the henchman doesn’t have a justification to threaten the Joker on “the hunch” that Joker was going to kill him (even if it turned out to be true), so wouldn’t Joker be justified in self-defense in that specific instance?

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    Objection: Speculation. You don't know if Wayne Enterprises is licensed to have an indoor firing range or not.

    • @Mr_T_Badger
      @Mr_T_Badger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The ATF is still going to have a field day with all his assorted explosives and likely those miniguns too.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Mr_T_Badger true enough. The ATF never met a firearm they didn't want to regulate.

    • @bubba200874426
      @bubba200874426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Mr_T_Badger Wayne Enterprises probably makes that stuff in the Batman universe.

    • @garrett9550
      @garrett9550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@bubba200874426 which would mean they are an SOT and legally can use it

    • @rangerwill
      @rangerwill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Waynetech a defense contractor ? Which means they would probably need to have firearms to test efficiency of whatever armor they are creating.

  • @cosmicspooky
    @cosmicspooky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    13:50 OBJECTION. Batman has the right to defend his property and is not loitering. he is in one of his various apartments during this particular gala

    • @jeremiahgriffin9521
      @jeremiahgriffin9521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Hmm. It occurs to me that Batman might be able to loophole his way out of a lot of crimes if Bruce Wayne just buys every building in Gotham!

    • @cosmicspooky
      @cosmicspooky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jeremiahgriffin9521 doesn't bruce already own most of gotham?

    • @ArifRWinandar
      @ArifRWinandar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But that would require Batman to disclose his identity as Bruce Wayne...

    • @jeremiahgriffin9521
      @jeremiahgriffin9521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Arif R Winandar well, you have to consider that he only needs to use this defense if he is brought to trial, and if he is brought to trial, his identity has almost certainly been exposed whether he wanted it to be or not.

    • @StormKingOTHRoad
      @StormKingOTHRoad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you are clearly forgetting that in order to even charge him with the crimes they would have to subdue him at which point the mask would be removed and his identity revealed making that pointless

  • @cryofpaine
    @cryofpaine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    So would you say that Batman and Rachael violated the laws of physics?

  • @Twiceborn_by_grace
    @Twiceborn_by_grace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love when the professionals in their field react to movies and tv shows and tell what is wrong or right.

  • @philosophicaljay3449
    @philosophicaljay3449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Objection! Neither will be going to jail as both have perfectly good cases for declaring insanity.

    • @TheRandomEpicVideos
      @TheRandomEpicVideos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      eh, not really, if you can function that well you're not insane.

    • @SlimThrull
      @SlimThrull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Swift is probably correct. To use an insanity defense you'd have to show that they didn't know that their actions were going to cause trouble. While you could say the Joker is insane, I don't think you'd be able to call him criminally insane.

    • @Sacremas
      @Sacremas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The YT channel NerdSynch did a rundown on everything displayed by the various incarnations of the Joker, movies and comics, and while he's definitely crazy, he's by no means unreliable, and worse yet continuously demonstrates he knows the difference between right and wrong. There's just a few cases of 'criminally insane' that wouldn't just lump you in with all of the other criminals and likely on death row (in fact majority of death row inmates are likely mentally ill), and the Joker doesn't really apply to any of them...
      In fact there's really no mental illness that really explains what's wrong with him (beyond basic sociopathy and psychopathy), the channel concluded based off a ton of rather odd scenes in the comics that he basically has the same "illness" Deadpool has, 4th Wall Vision; he knows he's in a comic (or movie or whatever), and he's doing his stuff because he knows it doesn't matter, they're just actors or otherwise not real and he's trying to wake them up, or even reach out to the viewer, making his true diagnosis "acute sanity" and Batman the real madman.

    • @GriffinPilgrim
      @GriffinPilgrim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Sacremas The 4th wall thing varies from continuity to continuity but several official stories have shown that whatever's wrong with the Joker's head he is also very intelligent and has a great deal of knowledge of psychology and psychiatry. So whenever someone tries to analyse him he just presents the appropriate symptoms for whatever he feels like getting diagnosed with today. As such a proper diagnosis is more or less impossible.
      Wherever it comes from the core of the Joker is an aggressive nihilism more than anything else. He's concluded that life doesn't matter, nothing has any meaning and the entire universe is one big joke. He doesn't need to be aware of his own fictional nature for that, just to have an atypical reaction to an existential crisis. As such he just acts on his every impulse, no matter how vile, with no moral or indeed practical filter because hey, why the hell not? And while most nihilists become rather passive due to depression he feels the need to get everyone he can to see things his way, possibly to vindicate him. So I would contend that he doesn't in fact know the difference between right and wrong as in his mind neither concept is valid.

    • @Sacremas
      @Sacremas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GriffinPilgrim A good theory, and yes nihilism applies pretty well to it (and in comics he's been described as such a few times that I can recall). I'd still say what you described is him knowing right from wrong, at least as far as the law defines it (which is the end definition in this case, as the legal definitions of right and wrong will vary a lot if you're in America or Iran for example, where incidentally the Joker was given a position f importance during the classic "A Death in the Family" by none other than the Ayatollah Khomeini) he just doesn't care one way or the other. So regardless, we kinda have to assume that the state Gotham is in (which some comics have suggested is New Jersey) doesn't have the death penalty, as otherwise he'd be on death row a long time ago.

  • @harshraythattha3886
    @harshraythattha3886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    OJECTION
    Gotham is in New Jersey per comic book lore, and being a resident of said state I can rightfully claim that we are just as lawless as the movie shows us to be.

    • @seaneaves9291
      @seaneaves9291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      New York... It's in the very first issues on detective Comics back in the Golden age

    • @dmfaccount1272
      @dmfaccount1272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@seaneaves9291 metropolis is New York. There can't be 2 new York's.

    • @alexanderhood8993
      @alexanderhood8993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      To be honest Gotham is based on multiple real life sin city’s based in United state of America so Gotham influenced from every sin city in United state of America 🇺🇸 and considering that Gotham is suffering from every type of crimes imaginable from every person in Gotham city yet there are still moral citizens who refused to break the law that somehow outnumbered the number of criminals and corrupt people in Gotham from every type of organization’s despite constant mass murder that somehow numbered in billions of people dying daily in Gotham.

    • @whatupcuz3688
      @whatupcuz3688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dmfaccount1272 metropolis is DC Gotham is New Jersey

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Generally, I've seen evidence and claims for Gotham being one of two cities; the darker side of NYC while Metropolis is the brighter side and Chicago. Both of these have been openly stated at different times by creators of Batman comics and movies. I've never heard NJ.

  • @DolphinRadio
    @DolphinRadio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Objection! timestamp 14:30
    "...a person is loitering... ...in a public place"
    This was a private political fundraising party held in Bruce Wayne's private property for the benefit of Harvey Dent, not a public space.

    • @amyschildgamerlive4519
      @amyschildgamerlive4519 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your time stamp is wrong

    • @geoffmcclelland2663
      @geoffmcclelland2663 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      14:23

    • @TheDash456
      @TheDash456 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      14:15 is where the loitering charge is.

    • @MorioRexPage
      @MorioRexPage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      In that section could it also be argued that because it his property he is not obligated to remove himself from the situation, and therefore the assaults that took place could be considered self defense?

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MorioRexPage Also I'm not sure about New York, but some place shave a law that basically says that If you see someone who needs assistance with self defense you're allowed the same provisions as if you were attacked. For example: you see someone getting mugged. You are allowed to react to that to protect the other person. But this has a very limited scope and only applies to things that are direct threats of harm or theft. Also it has a proportionate response aspect. You're not, for example, allowed to shoot to kill when the attacker isn't using lethal force. ANd you need to be mindful that if you're wrong about the situation or cause excessive damage you're liable for that.

  • @sorryaboutnico
    @sorryaboutnico ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He didn’t have an obligation to withdraw, it’s Bruce Wayne’s apartment, who is Batman. He’s using self defense to protect 3rd persons from threats of violence and possible kidnapping, etc.

  • @matanui21
    @matanui21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Would you represent Batman at trial?

    • @LegalEagle
      @LegalEagle  5 ปีที่แล้ว +723

      I'm the defense lawyer he needs, not the one he deserves.

    • @matanui21
      @matanui21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@LegalEagle I'm not gonna lie, that was a perfect response lol

    • @cristlejohnson4900
      @cristlejohnson4900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is Bruce Wayne paying?

    • @benroberts2222
      @benroberts2222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Objection: LegalEagle would be conflicted out of representing this client after making the above video

    • @goirish2816
      @goirish2816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@LegalEagle for that response, I must now subscribe!

  • @thatkid6423
    @thatkid6423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    OBJECTION! In the party scene, the party is at Bruce Wayne’s house making him a.) right in defending his home from the Joker’s breaking and entering and b.) allowed to loiter in his private space!

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It might excuse him defending Bruce Wayne's property as Bruce Wayne, but not as Batman. Very few people know that Bruce and Barman are the same person.

    • @TheGIJew.
      @TheGIJew. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@gengarzilla1685 But assuming he was being put on trial and charged with all of Batman's actions, his identity would have to be public knowledge

    • @Raptorman0205
      @Raptorman0205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @Gengarzilla ah yes, my favorite DC superhero
      *The Barman*
      I have a really good cosplay of him in fact

    • @DylanMcMullen
      @DylanMcMullen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Raptormann0205 Barman and his trusty sidekick... Bus boy

    • @benmartinworks
      @benmartinworks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Same OBJECTION. Same reasons: it’s Bruce Wayne’s penthouse with his secret panic room, his guests who he is reasonably responsible to protect, & the Joker has been brandishing weapons with intent for harm & mayhem (see earlier implied threat with the grenades), AND in addition to the immediate circumstances, the Joker provided a public video declaring an ongoing terrorist threat. The ongoing terrorist threat implies deadly force is lawfully authorized by anyone in order to prevent further acts of murder, until Joker rescinds the threat. Then we can downgrade to standard assault and self-defense deadly force limitations.
      Also agreed with the statement that in a trial situation the “duality” of Batman & Bruce Wayne goes away. Bruce Wayne carries all culpability, i.e. he doesn’t get to go home after Batman is sentenced; therefore he gets all rights and privileges to justify his actions as the two alter egos being a single responsible actor.

  • @Macdaddy5539
    @Macdaddy5539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Objection:
    Batman violates NYS DMV Vehicle and Traffic Law, Section 501 when he is riding the Batcycle. He is not wearing a DOT approved motorcycle helmet.

    • @MacMashPotato
      @MacMashPotato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The mask is a helmet, not a great one but its supposed to be bullet resistant.

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@MacMashPotato while his mask/cowell is a helmet, it is not a DOT approved motorcycle helmet, or as I have heard one ER doctor call it, "ID Bucket".

    • @DJohnGrady
      @DJohnGrady 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GhostBear3067 "ID Bucket", I am so stealing that.

    • @lirsh3248
      @lirsh3248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      im sure his helmet would pass all DMV and even SNELL tests for helemts

    • @pjamese3
      @pjamese3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I propose that given its durability and cushioning (when Batman falls from a height or takes a bullet to the head) his cowl is more than the equivalent of a DOT approved helmet.

  • @littletimelord2755
    @littletimelord2755 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Cute magic trick….
    Also first degree murder.”
    I think that about sums up the joker.

  • @Joaking91
    @Joaking91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    OBJECTION! When the Joker threatens Rachel (Bruce's guest) at his party in his condo, several conditions that allow for justification of self defense are present: it is in Batman's house, and with a reasonable belief that the joker is gonna harm 3rd parties or, arguably, sexually assault them.

    • @experiment0789
      @experiment0789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Objection to your objection: only a few people know Batman is Bruce, so in order to get Batman off the hook using this potential defense he would have to reveal himself as being Bruce Wayne.

    • @Joaking91
      @Joaking91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@experiment0789 Legaleagle's analysis is from an omniscient pov.. plus, presumably, if Batman is uder trial, he would have been identified at that point whether he wanted or not.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah acting to prevent a third party from being physically injured is justifiable. I mean, we have reason to believe the Joker is there to kill people since that's what happened last time.

    • @jerrydickerson1111
      @jerrydickerson1111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@experiment0789 Objection to your Objection to the Objection Batman can reasonably be assumed to be a guess of the party and that would make it the temporary residence of batman for the party since we do not know if the option for batman to stay at Wayne manner is present lets assume it is than the same rules that applies to hotels applies to Batman

    • @TwistedSynn
      @TwistedSynn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Since Batman and Bruce are two different people it wouldn't apply, unless he reveals himself, but if did that assault at a party is the least of his worries, he still has all the Batman crimes to deal with.

  • @bplup6419
    @bplup6419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    "Batman should be in jail for 60 million years." -Lawyer who looks suspiciously like Aaron Eckhart

    • @osmium6832
      @osmium6832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My brain exploded in slow motion when I read this.

    • @DirkAustin
      @DirkAustin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah, Legal Eagle is cuter.

    • @kariprice6559
      @kariprice6559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LE can get it fr, lol
      Eckhart... notsomuch

    • @DylanZZ3
      @DylanZZ3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      WOW i did not notice that he looks like Aaron Eckhart.

    • @imperialguard28
      @imperialguard28 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ....nahhh

  • @TheGamingDistrict1
    @TheGamingDistrict1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    I find it so funny when Crane (Scarecrow) says “not my diagnosis” when referring to Batman needing help because, as a student of clinical psychology myself (although I know Crane is a Psychiatrist), I would heavily argue as well that Bruce Wayne does need psychological help 😂.

    • @konradobidoski5415
      @konradobidoski5415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That's exactly what Crane said.
      "I don't need help"
      "Yes, you do Batman"

    • @SirRebrl
      @SirRebrl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@konradobidoski5415 "I would heavily argue as well" -> indicates agreement
      King Boo finds it funny because he agrees with Scarecrow there.

    • @konradobidoski5415
      @konradobidoski5415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SirRebrl goddamn, you are right! Thanks for pointing it out.

  • @fantastic_mr.f0x
    @fantastic_mr.f0x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Objection! 5:36 smoke grenade in the mouth in addition to causing emotional damage is also extremely hot, likely at least 2nd degree burns over lower face and inside mouth not to mention smoke inhalation and this likely being deadly regardless.

  • @UnionZack
    @UnionZack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    That opening scene was perfect. "Cute magic trick, and first-degree murder."

    • @IronLucario2012
      @IronLucario2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fun fact: look at the reflection of the TV in the table and you'll see the reflection of the green screen rather than the guy's face.

    • @Tweedledees
      @Tweedledees 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      fun fact: technically if they bring him to a hospital within a day or so, he should be fine!

    • @robertyourwaiter5615
      @robertyourwaiter5615 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fun fact: I would barely go as far as to say this is attempted murder because that guy is not dead

  • @IsaHoodie
    @IsaHoodie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Remember kids, you are better off with murder than large-scale hacking

    • @gromm93
      @gromm93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't think he's getting more than 10 years for that.

    • @axslaps
      @axslaps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Depends. White collar carries less penalty than blue collar, so if he doesn't excede the penalty he'd recieve for the blue collar offense, then the white collar offense would be better in sentence terms and level of imprisonment.

    • @KutWrite
      @KutWrite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ...or better even than hosting a web site which MIGHT have enabled some crimes, never even alleged.
      Ref: US Government vs Ross Ulbricht: two consecutive life sentences plus 40 years. Enhanced sentences from crimes not even alleged, let alone proven.
      www.FreeRoss.org

    • @echelon2k8
      @echelon2k8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Batman only did the "hacking" of innocent people to find a criminal who would have killed thousands of those innocent people if not stopped. Think the ends justified the means in this particular case.

    • @justinmc415
      @justinmc415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@echelon2k8 Thousands are killed in the US every year. The problem with this argument is if the government looked at it the way you do no one would have a right to privacy.

  • @RoboBoddicker
    @RoboBoddicker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    Objection!
    Batman is a rich business owner in the USA, so his sentence actually totals to a modest fine and 1 year of probation.

    • @shaso5060
      @shaso5060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      *Sigh* It probably would.

    • @eddixon2015
      @eddixon2015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well, not always.
      www.businessinsider.com/how-bernie-madoffs-ponzi-scheme-worked-2014-7

    • @justincotter4637
      @justincotter4637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He is also white so that will definitely help

    • @anarchy2118
      @anarchy2118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Really,60 million years will never be reduced to that,comeon,be realsitic,and him being white will not change anything,because what if there are black jury members,you don't know anything idiot

    • @preadatordetector
      @preadatordetector 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@anarchy2118 no sense of humor huh
      why so serious

  • @Rumi-chan0
    @Rumi-chan0 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For some reason I got Chicago vibes from Tim Burton Batman movies when I first saw them as a kid. So I didn't view Gotham as a New York stand in.

  • @laxrulz7
    @laxrulz7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    You approach these kind of as a prosecutor. I'd love to see you go back and offer prospective defenses for each situation as if they were your client.

    • @onyxtay7246
      @onyxtay7246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This would be fun. It's cool to see people put on the hook, but it's even cooler to watch a lawyer try to wiggle someone off the hook. As hopeless as it may be.

    • @dieptrieu6564
      @dieptrieu6564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@onyxtay7246 i guess that the most use argument would be mental instability. It's obvious for joker, but batman also show a lot of sign for psychopath tendency

    • @emerosky9899
      @emerosky9899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Try reducing Batman sentence for good conduct to 30 million years

    • @laxrulz7
      @laxrulz7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think the hacking is indefensible but a lot of the assault charges are grey at best. If a vigilante drops into the middle of a group of violent criminal, what outcome serves justice best? He probably pleads down to something like criminal mischief or something.

    • @richardsmall2855
      @richardsmall2855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dieptrieu6564
      Psychopaths lack a moral compass. They do criminal acts either because they're incapable of understanding good or they're incapable of being good. Psychopaths also tend to be random with their acts of violence. Spur of the moment emotional reactions to things that trigger them.
      Sociopaths however have a moral compass. They know what they're doing is wrong but they don't care. Sociopaths are usually very specific in their acts of violence. Directed insanity.
      Batman is a sociopath, but Joker is debatable.

  • @shark180
    @shark180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    "Of course you can trust me, I'm an attorney." Well so was Harvey Dent, but I wouldn't trust him.
    Also we don't know if the guy who was hit the bus actually died. He may have been severely injured, which means that The Joker should only be charged with Vehicular Assault, rather than Murder.
    Objection! The Joker is clearly mentally ill! I move to have the case against The Joker dismissed on the grounds of insanity. Have him brought to Arkham Asylum where Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel
    can examine him.

    • @briankelly1240
      @briankelly1240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I mean, I would trust him half the time

    • @greatholytolito8626
      @greatholytolito8626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      attempted vehicular manslaughter. pretty sure he was attempting to kill the individual in his way

    • @DarthAlphaTheGreat
      @DarthAlphaTheGreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brian Johnson Dent WAS a lawyer.
      Big difference. :P

    • @HackCyborg
      @HackCyborg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @robert20351 Insanity is not the same as stupidity.

    • @dreamcanvas5321
      @dreamcanvas5321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @robert20351 To be fair it's easy to confuse. By the colloquial definition of "insane" extreme violations of ethical cultural norms could fit...but yes, that's not the same as "insane" in the medical or legal definitions.

  • @WhyNot-yy5wz
    @WhyNot-yy5wz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I love how this is just a series of joker doing obviously illegal things followed by “mmm yep you see that there , you can’t do that “

  • @cameronorcutt5505
    @cameronorcutt5505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wouldn't Batman in most scenarios be protected under the Good Samaritan's Act? Especially in scenes like 14:08. I'm not questioning a lawyer, I'm sure you know more than me, but I am curious.

    • @thomasvansant3377
      @thomasvansant3377 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good Samaritan refers to giving aid to someone who's injured or ill

  • @TripleTSingt
    @TripleTSingt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Title: "Laws Broken: Dark Knight"
    "The": Am I a joke to you?

    • @catnium
      @catnium 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      teh: Who let you out of 1995?

  • @hyperbolicraider4848
    @hyperbolicraider4848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    One side of the story says:
    “The Batman is correct”
    The Other of the story say:
    “The Joker is correct??”
    A Lawyer of reading the story says:
    “They both are criminals?!”

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Joker admits he’s a criminal tho. He literally dubbed himself the Clown Prince of Crime. He’s not humble about his criminality.

    • @cody3504
      @cody3504 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some people [LegalEagle] just want to watch the world burn.

  • @legofirefighter
    @legofirefighter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Batman: “Harvey Dent, can we trust him?”
    Gordon: “No, but I may know a guy...”
    LeagalEagle swoops in with an all black Indochino suite. A bald eagle caws for democracy in the distance.

  • @calvinguy2715
    @calvinguy2715 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alfred told the story of catching the criminal stealing jewels. He said they had to “burn down the forest,” foreshadowing Batman’s decision to tap into everyone’s phones.