Don't worry -- Kendrick bought 300 gold pieces' worth of diamonds just so that he could have cast Revivify on Drake less than a minute after his heart stops. Kendrick is ready for ANYTHING!!!
I mean, Xavier hates diddlers STRONGLY. That ni(nj)a touched kids. 40 years of getting dissed is a mercy. He is lucky Xavier didn't decide to tune in and join in that diss with his X-homies. Getting dissed by 10+ people at the same time would be mind-breaking.
@@rebelli65 “There was a man who really started taking it personally when he became the successor to ‘The Boy.’ They called him Adonis ‘The Adolescent’ Graham.”
@@PosthumanHeresyconsidering that was an early stage development and Xavier's track of banguing powetful and dangerous MILFs, I think it's safe to say that he a bit freaky but he keeps it in his pants, which is fine, I guess? He kinda of a deadbeat daddy, tho. With 3 different children on 3 different mothers, only one of which he had a particular role in raising.
@@omarbrown3760No mutant gene will be able to let Drake heal from that diss. . . And Kendrick may not have the mutant gene, but damn, Xavier and Magneto will welcome him with open arms with his ability *to cook.*
@@moebiusjdx7288 And naturally turn the dis tracks into unending paradoxical situation so that across all timelines Lamar will always be the biggest hater there is.
When the background faded to white, I thought the twist would be that he had been in Purgatory this whole time and finally got free by achieving peace of mind.
cause he’s a youtuber, not a rapper. Nobody gonna be playing that shit seriously. He got some funny bars in there but the brother is better in his lane.
Ehhh.. I wouldn't call that petty with anger issues. Drake crossed a line with Kendrick along with other rappers and producers with Family Matters. Kendrick had to cross a even further line, so did Metro Boomin after that Diss beat and the stuff he put out. So did Pusha T. But no other people diss drake more fucked up then those three... yet.
@@lordsmorgasbord Thanks for reminding me to edit my comment, I was just listening to that. Yeah, Drake just didn't diss em back after that, how could he? He had no dirt on him. But don't worry, people will always remember that track.
He’s slowly adding his spices, vegetables, got it set on simmer for Life. This beef is turnin’ into a beautifully slow cooked ROAST. (I don’t even listen to secular music, but I am very interested in how this will turn out. Looks like Canadian dude messed with the wrong one.)
Btw, the Auto-Tune for my voice is in A-Minor 😂😂😂
Also My Merch Store is OPEN NOW: cilvanis-shop.fourthwall.com/?
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That's quite fucking hilarious.
his favorite note
The beats were low-key good too. Who produced them?
A Minor eh ? I see what you did there.
"I don't care if you got dementia, I will make sure you always remember" 🔥🔥🔥 WE MAKING IT OUT THE NURSING HOME WITH THIS ONE
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
This had me dying 😂😂😂
Nah why was that actually fire tho 😂🔥
dat bingo hall banger tho 🔥🔥
"Aye bro's been real quiet since he passed away"
This one got me cackling 💀💀💀
@@pigeon1923 And even turned me into a crackling 💀
Don't worry -- Kendrick bought 300 gold pieces' worth of diamonds just so that he could have cast Revivify on Drake less than a minute after his heart stops.
Kendrick is ready for ANYTHING!!!
@@StoutShako Kenny cancelled Drizzy's twerk sesh with the devil just to drop another diss track lmao.
Bro im at work and my coworkers are looking at me crazy bro that shit was funny asf😂😂😂
"You put the beef in the microwave, but I put the beef in the crockpot," was a hard ass bar.
Facts
I swear-er
Truth
Shit was 🔥
shit was pure bars
The visual of Professor X allowing the Cerebro to be used like that is hilarious. Man said "Just give me my spot in the music video".
Professor X in the music video rolling with new chrome rims on his wheelchair bro 🔥🔥🔥
@@techpassion4126 Magneto on the front porch floating with his arms folded looking menacing while peeking through the windo
"Let him cook, Scott."
"Hey check this shit out Logan"
I mean, Xavier hates diddlers STRONGLY.
That ni(nj)a touched kids. 40 years of getting dissed is a mercy. He is lucky Xavier didn't decide to tune in and join in that diss with his X-homies. Getting dissed by 10+ people at the same time would be mind-breaking.
Drake: *breathes*
Kendrick: Murdering you with my words
😂😂😂😂that's an actual cool title to a diss😂😂😂😂
Nah that should the Album Title@@galavantgambitgaming
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well to be more accurate, it'd be
Drake: Diddles kids with his friends
Kendrick: What the fuck
100 years from now the descendants of Drake are being plagued by diss tracks from the descendants of Kendrick
War of the Roses type beat
A generational beef
@@rebelli65 “There was a man who really started taking it personally when he became the successor to ‘The Boy.’
They called him Adonis ‘The Adolescent’ Graham.”
If Adonis takes K-Dot as his mentor (and new father figure) on some Fatal Fury shit with Terry and Rock Howard, then I doubt it.
A future version of the Hatfields and the Mccoys
Drake stuck in Kendricks domain expansion forever
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What would the domain be called?😂
@@Taidana_Tensai mAAlevolent city
💀💀💀💀😂🤣
Can't wait for diss track 286 in 2045
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He been dropped like 4 a week it’s gonna be more than just 286 in 2045
at this rate disstrack 286 will drop in right about 10-15 business days
😂😂😂
We'll be playing Kendrick's hate trax at our kids' graduations, weddings...
And we know Professor X is beyond petty enough to be fully on-board with this, lmao.
Probably got the Holocaust Beam on standby
Yeah but given what he says about Jean in the first issue, he'd be on Drake's side.
@@PosthumanHeresyconsidering that was an early stage development and Xavier's track of banguing powetful and dangerous MILFs, I think it's safe to say that he a bit freaky but he keeps it in his pants, which is fine, I guess?
He kinda of a deadbeat daddy, tho. With 3 different children on 3 different mothers, only one of which he had a particular role in raising.
@@PosthumanHeresy woah... i came here to make a joke about the juggernaut but you really brought the heat
Kendrick was taking long to respond cause he was cooking up a battle plan, mans finna have a whole diss album after this is done
He hinted he had ten tracks already loaded. Drake don't want the smoke.
@@seanhollibaugh3776schoolboy Q hinted that there's another one on the way
This is going to be like Eminem vs benzino. Except Kendrick is going to upload regularly full tracks. 😂
God I hope so.
A whole Diss-cography 😂
😂😂😭 bro predicted Drake’s angle “ I don’t care anymore, I’m done you can upload whatever diss tracks you want”
“You definitely got this shit burnt tf out tho 🤕😮💨” ass
"I don't care if u got dementia, I'mma make sure you remember" 😭
😂😂😂😂BARS!😂😂😂
That's a bar
Thats a true friend😂
@tj5579😂😂
The “WHAAAAAAAAAT?!” After Professor X had me in the floor 😂😂
😂 dude sounded like lil jon 🤣
@@justinfuller3053 bro, FOR REAL!!!’
Lol 😆
And the quick OOOMAGAAAA after 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@mariusciolacu9820 lol 😆 same
"So I hit up my boy professor X"
I'm crying right now😂
Its over , professor x 😂😂😂
No bapperoni
WHATT?? 😂😂
Professor x: to me my X-Men and listen to this boy get cooked
@@omarbrown3760No mutant gene will be able to let Drake heal from that diss. . . And Kendrick may not have the mutant gene, but damn, Xavier and Magneto will welcome him with open arms with his ability *to cook.*
"Rumour is you zesty. You be calling ni🅱️🅱️as yo bestie" 😂😂 low key goes hard af
Kendrick going to throw a diss track concert at Drake's deathbed 😂
Acapella diss
NPR Tinybed diss concert for Drizzy
😂@@vishnu2407 y'all
What's crazy is by the end he might be able to do a full diss concert lmao
😂
@@aleksaa24if it happen, do it in Toronto.
This man forget 50 cent exists. He still hunting the ghost of Ja Rule
We're really approaching reverse flash territory of pettiness with all of the distracks now.💀
The next step is to start sending dis tracks into the past so that the younger version will grow up hearing them.
@@moebiusjdx7288
And naturally turn the dis tracks into unending paradoxical situation so that across all timelines Lamar will always be the biggest hater there is.
@@Dr_spitePraise the Almighty Hater Messiah 😂
Lol
It was me Aubrey
" i dont care if you have dementia, i will make sure you ALWAYS remember "😂😂😂😂 my ribs are hurting from laughing so hard😂😂😂😂
Domain Expansion Infinite diss Dimension
getting roasted from every angle, forever
Diss-mension
Naw using the greatest technological and mutant advancement in psychic powers just to diss someone mentally is beyond diabolical work 💀😭😹👌🏿💜🖤💙
"next time i see you its no diddy" IS A BARRR
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
For real tho. You mess with kids. We’re never going to let you forget.
Kendrick dropping 3 tracks in 2 days aged Drake by 40 years 😂🤣😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Only time we're gonna be seeing him leave his mansion will be on christmas cause he's looking like Santa Claus at this point
"I hope you find some peace of mind in this lifetime.
I hope you find some paradise...EXCEPT YOU AUBREY"
I bet Drakes gonna disappear for like 2 years, then come back like nothing happened
Edit: I might be right
And Kendrick gon be right there and drop an entire album right after dissing him again. And that’s on Kenny!
@@NotOmni facts
At this point, it's his only option to escape this.
Drake sells so much that he doesn't care much what some rapper has to say about him. I admire Kenny and Drizzy, but Drake is above it all.
This would be advisable. 8 said this a few days ago.
"He lettin me use the Cerebro" that's next level, he manifested a fictional universe just for the diss 40 years later
"I don't care if you got dementia
I will make sure you always remember..." 🔥🔥
It was the emphasized I that had me 😂
My favorite line 😂😂😂
Kendrick gonna have to start dissin in sign language for when Aubrey lose his hearing 😂😭
😂❤
“I can’t believe he’s destroying me to this degree, this is generational beefing.” -Drake 2024
kendrick done cursed his entire bloodline
@@Leon-yg5gmthe cackle that just escaped me😭😭!!
@@Leon-yg5gm
jojo refe- **gets shot**
Trust me 90% of people I know in real life not the bullshit internet don't even fuck with Kendricks music he just won a little rap beef
"I don't understand how you can hate somebody for that long."
*Stinkmeaner has entered the chat*
So true lol 😆😆😆😆😆
Dude came back from hell still hating grandad
When the background faded to white, I thought the twist would be that he had been in Purgatory this whole time and finally got free by achieving peace of mind.
Damn that would've been deep.
Same
But it was better. 😂
I thought he was dying and he was haunting him in the afterlife lmaooo
@@stardrop3777right like he died and made it to heaven and god said, hahhahha well bro he got the oujia board nothing i can do
Cilvanis casually coming up with the lyrical just for what is essentially shitpost is downright genius.
“Its been 40 years” 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Dementia can't save him 😂😂🎉
"Rumor is you zEsTy" IM DYING HELP-
"CERTIFIED LOVERBOY CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE" WAS CRAZY!
Wop wop wop wop DOT fuck em up
"Fuck a rap battle , this the long life battle with yourself"
he got violated in every way possible 💀
Well except in the diddy way, Dot don't know nothin bout that
Hating on someone telepathically is crazy 😭
At this point drake need a ghost writer whos ALSO a lawyer, cus that ovho on thin ice 😂
What would the lawyer do 😂
The lawyer will catch a stray if not, then probably getting bodied along with Drake...
Make sure he doesn't rap anything that would get him into deeper 💩
@@soultyger but yea he would probably get bodied 2, Kenny would just find dirt on him 2 😅
Say O V Hoe!!!
Drake's really gonna need a lawyer after his response "diss" was basically telling on himself.
Not gon lie, “you put the beef in the microwave i put the beef in a crockpot” is a bar 😂😂😂
At this point I don't see why Cilvanis doesn't just start a rapping career because he's actually hella good at this
I liked all the tracks actually 😂
cause he’s a youtuber, not a rapper. Nobody gonna be playing that shit seriously. He got some funny bars in there but the brother is better in his lane.
LMFAO, when he gets into Drake head, that totally took me out. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀
Lmfao. Just asked my friend this earlier “what if Kendrick just never stops?!”😂 and the cerebro bit was chef’s kiss!
Facts
Kendrick: you ordered beef?
Drake: I'm not hungry
Me: *LET THAT MAN COOK*
Rumor is you zesty 😂😂😂
That is my part 😂😂 I rewind it 5 times already
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Nah we need a full version. Cilvanis unironically goes hard on that beat though 🥶
"Next time I see you, No Diddy" was unreasonably funny lol
Kendrick: "This is the power of Gold Experience Requiem."
Kendrick is the King of the Hateocracy
Imagine if they keep beefing in the afterlife 😂
This shit funny AF. "I hit up my boy Professor X"
He hit Professor X to get his diss track through 😂
dropping new songs periodically to remind him everytime he forgets is crazy
"You though just because you stopped playing my songs, you wasn't gonna hear what I had to say?"
-Kennos Lamdigoad
Kendrick simply wants to break him, leave nothing to recover.
“If you still have dimentia ima make you remember” goes hard.
Not the autotune 😭😭😭
"I dont care if you got dementia
I will make sure you always remember"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not even Drakes ghostwriters can save him from this burial
Drake's gonna be hearing these disses in the afterlife at this point.
I can 100% picture kendrick having a full stage diss concert in front of Drake's house
“Keep on playing these games, my niggas will come with the switch” 🔥
Kung Fu Kenny really the type to hit up Professor X 😂
" I TRULY DONT HAVE A HATING BONE IN MY BODY"
"he wondering when I'm gonna stop. I'm wondering when he gonna drop" 🥶🔥
Him: I don't know how he could hate somebody for 40 years
Michael Myers: have you met me before?
AK on twitter: “Day 730,000 without a Drake response”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣
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This is why you don't mess with petty people with anger issues
No. That’s why you don’t bother peaceful people by spreading lies
Ehhh.. I wouldn't call that petty with anger issues. Drake crossed a line with Kendrick along with other rappers and producers with Family Matters. Kendrick had to cross a even further line, so did Metro Boomin after that Diss beat and the stuff he put out. So did Pusha T. But no other people diss drake more fucked up then those three... yet.
@@hazyworld8626Pusha T already destroyed him nd ppl still acted like nothing happened
@@lordsmorgasbord Thanks for reminding me to edit my comment, I was just listening to that. Yeah, Drake just didn't diss em back after that, how could he? He had no dirt on him. But don't worry, people will always remember that track.
"you are hiding a child, let that boy come home"
Bro dissing him directly into his mind with the cerebro is crazy 😂😂😂
"Next time I see you, No Diddy"...
TRUUE
That “Oh my God” after the crebro line TOOK ME OUT!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you so much for this; this is the saga that just keeps giving and giving. Top tier comedy.
I immediately thought about his when the rapper know too much information when Kendrick dropped Meet the Grahams lmao
"Next time I see you no Diddy" is crazy 😆😆😆😆😆🔥
"AM I BATTLING NOSTRADAMUS?!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
OH MY GOD! i am IN TEARS! "you thought just b/c you stopped playing my songs, you weren't going to hear what i had to say!?" LMFAOOO!
Domain Expansion Infinite diss Dimension.
"IDC if you got dementia, imma make you always rememba" lmao daaamn
"I hit up my boy professor X" It was over at that point.
It's not over until kendrick says its over
@@MoonLanding568He Ombladon? 😂😂😂
That is diabolical, borrowing professor X “cerebral”. 😅 naw you can’t get away from that
At this point, their kids are gonna have to start dissing each other. Keep the beef going strong! No Diddy
“So I hit up my boy professor X” 🤣🤣🤣
Kendrick Lamar is a Sith Lord.
Starting beef with Kendrick is literally opening pandora's box
... and at his funeral, the diss tracks continue. Love the X-Men reference!
And Kendrick will make sure he outlives Drake purely out of spite
That last part was mad petty but after what I’ve seen from Dot in this battle I see him doing every piece of this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
taking notes. its time to upgrade my petty skill.
This describes Benzino and Eminem's beef perfectly. 😂
0:50 that track is heat tho 😂😂😂
"So I hit up my boy Professor X and he letting me use the Cerebro" took me out 💀
Me listening to the song “Ish - Major Leagues”, while waiting for another Kendrick diss 😮😮
Can you imagine hearing "I remember you was conflicted" inside your head.
"🥷🏾 put the beef in the microwave but I put the shh in a crockpock." Omg 😂😂😂
1:10 Shit aged like fine wine 😂😂😂😂 Houston can't block that song
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - Cerebo took me OUT! 😂😂😂😂
Thought Kendrick got the afterlife aux for a second there
*…and he letting use the Cerebro*
😭😭😭😂😂💀💀💀💀
I can’t! Really ai can’t 😂😂😂😂
Damn bro put the beef in the crockpot
He’s slowly adding his spices, vegetables, got it set on simmer for Life. This beef is turnin’ into a beautifully slow cooked ROAST.
(I don’t even listen to secular music, but I am very interested in how this will turn out. Looks like Canadian dude messed with the wrong one.)