@@PosthumanHeresyconsidering that was an early stage development and Xavier's track of banguing powetful and dangerous MILFs, I think it's safe to say that he a bit freaky but he keeps it in his pants, which is fine, I guess? He kinda of a deadbeat daddy, tho. With 3 different children on 3 different mothers, only one of which he had a particular role in raising.
Don't worry -- Kendrick bought 300 gold pieces' worth of diamonds just so that he could have cast Revivify on Drake less than a minute after his heart stops. Kendrick is ready for ANYTHING!!!
@@rebelli65 “There was a man who really started taking it personally when he became the successor to ‘The Boy.’ They called him Adonis ‘The Adolescent’ Graham.”
I mean, Xavier hates diddlers STRONGLY. That ni(nj)a touched kids. 40 years of getting dissed is a mercy. He is lucky Xavier didn't decide to tune in and join in that diss with his X-homies. Getting dissed by 10+ people at the same time would be mind-breaking.
@@omarbrown3760No mutant gene will be able to let Drake heal from that diss. . . And Kendrick may not have the mutant gene, but damn, Xavier and Magneto will welcome him with open arms with his ability *to cook.*
@@moebiusjdx7288 And naturally turn the dis tracks into unending paradoxical situation so that across all timelines Lamar will always be the biggest hater there is.
“I bought all the plots in the cemetery his family’s in so there’s no where to bury him. It really wasn’t that impressive. I got them for like $20 on Groupon.” -50 Cent, definitely
The dude hitting up Professor X actually kinda explains his ability to seemingly tell the future, he's obviously a mutant. You're cooked at that point. Bro imagine getting dissed by an omega level threat 💀
When the background faded to white, I thought the twist would be that he had been in Purgatory this whole time and finally got free by achieving peace of mind.
cause he’s a youtuber, not a rapper. Nobody gonna be playing that shit seriously. He got some funny bars in there but the brother is better in his lane.
Drake goes to sleep. Kendrick: I knew you'd try to escape in your dreams so I had my team subliminally implant the next 10 releases directly into your subconscious. Let it marinate in your soul.
Ehhh.. I wouldn't call that petty with anger issues. Drake crossed a line with Kendrick along with other rappers and producers with Family Matters. Kendrick had to cross a even further line, so did Metro Boomin after that Diss beat and the stuff he put out. So did Pusha T. But no other people diss drake more fucked up then those three... yet.
@@lordsmorgasbord Thanks for reminding me to edit my comment, I was just listening to that. Yeah, Drake just didn't diss em back after that, how could he? He had no dirt on him. But don't worry, people will always remember that track.
Btw, the Auto-Tune for my voice is in A-Minor 😂😂😂
Also My Merch Store is OPEN NOW: cilvanis-shop.fourthwall.com/?
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That's quite fucking hilarious.
his favorite note
The beats were low-key good too. Who produced them?
A Minor eh ? I see what you did there.
"I don't care if u got dementia, I'mma make sure you remember" 😭
😂😂😂😂BARS!😂😂😂
That's a bar
Thats a true friend😂
@tj5579😂😂
"You put the beef in the microwave, but I put the beef in the crockpot," was a hard ass bar.
Facts
I swear-er
Truth
Shit was 🔥
shit was pure bars
And we know Professor X is beyond petty enough to be fully on-board with this, lmao.
Probably got the Holocaust Beam on standby
Yeah but given what he says about Jean in the first issue, he'd be on Drake's side.
@@PosthumanHeresyconsidering that was an early stage development and Xavier's track of banguing powetful and dangerous MILFs, I think it's safe to say that he a bit freaky but he keeps it in his pants, which is fine, I guess?
He kinda of a deadbeat daddy, tho. With 3 different children on 3 different mothers, only one of which he had a particular role in raising.
@@PosthumanHeresy woah... i came here to make a joke about the juggernaut but you really brought the heat
"Aye bro's been real quiet since he passed away"
This one got me cackling 💀💀💀
@@pigeon1923 And even turned me into a crackling 💀
Don't worry -- Kendrick bought 300 gold pieces' worth of diamonds just so that he could have cast Revivify on Drake less than a minute after his heart stops.
Kendrick is ready for ANYTHING!!!
@@StoutShako Kenny cancelled Drizzy's twerk sesh with the devil just to drop another diss track lmao.
Bro im at work and my coworkers are looking at me crazy bro that shit was funny asf😂😂😂
100 years from now the descendants of Drake are being plagued by diss tracks from the descendants of Kendrick
War of the Roses type beat
A generational beef
@@rebelli65 “There was a man who really started taking it personally when he became the successor to ‘The Boy.’
They called him Adonis ‘The Adolescent’ Graham.”
If Adonis takes K-Dot as his mentor (and new father figure) on some Fatal Fury shit with Terry and Rock Howard, then I doubt it.
A future version of the Hatfields and the Mccoys
"I don't care if you got dementia, I will make sure you always remember" 🔥🔥🔥 WE MAKING IT OUT THE NURSING HOME WITH THIS ONE
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
This had me dying 😂😂😂
Nah why was that actually fire tho 😂🔥
dat bingo hall banger tho 🔥🔥
"He wonderin' when I'm gonna stop, I'm wonderin' when he gonna drop!"
Damn that was a good line.
Drake stuck in Kendricks domain expansion forever
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What would the domain be called?😂
@@Taidana_Tensai mAAlevolent city
💀💀💀💀😂🤣
😂😂😭 bro predicted Drake’s angle “ I don’t care anymore, I’m done you can upload whatever diss tracks you want”
“You definitely got this shit burnt tf out tho 🤕😮💨” ass
Drake: *breathes*
Kendrick: Murdering you with my words
😂😂😂😂that's an actual cool title to a diss😂😂😂😂
Nah that should the Album Title@@galavantgambitgaming
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well to be more accurate, it'd be
Drake: Diddles kids with his friends
Kendrick: What the fuck
The “WHAAAAAAAAAT?!” After Professor X had me in the floor 😂😂
😂 dude sounded like lil jon 🤣
@@justinfuller3053 bro, FOR REAL!!!’
Lol 😆
And the quick OOOMAGAAAA after 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@mariusciolacu9820 lol 😆 same
Kendrick was taking long to respond cause he was cooking up a battle plan, mans finna have a whole diss album after this is done
He hinted he had ten tracks already loaded. Drake don't want the smoke.
@@seanhollibaugh3776schoolboy Q hinted that there's another one on the way
This is going to be like Eminem vs benzino. Except Kendrick is going to upload regularly full tracks. 😂
God I hope so.
A whole Diss-cography 😂
"Rumour is you zesty. You be calling ni🅱️🅱️as yo bestie" 😂😂 low key goes hard af
""Kissin all the men in your city, next time I see ya no Diddy"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The visual of Professor X allowing the Cerebro to be used like that is hilarious. Man said "Just give me my spot in the music video".
Professor X in the music video rolling with new chrome rims on his wheelchair bro 🔥🔥🔥
@@techpassion4126 Magneto on the front porch floating with his arms folded looking menacing while peeking through the windo
"Let him cook, Scott."
"Hey check this shit out Logan"
I mean, Xavier hates diddlers STRONGLY.
That ni(nj)a touched kids. 40 years of getting dissed is a mercy. He is lucky Xavier didn't decide to tune in and join in that diss with his X-homies. Getting dissed by 10+ people at the same time would be mind-breaking.
" i dont care if you have dementia, i will make sure you ALWAYS remember "😂😂😂😂 my ribs are hurting from laughing so hard😂😂😂😂
Can't wait for diss track 286 in 2045
🤣🤣🤣
He been dropped like 4 a week it’s gonna be more than just 286 in 2045
at this rate disstrack 286 will drop in right about 10-15 business days
😂😂😂
We'll be playing Kendrick's hate trax at our kids' graduations, weddings...
Naw using the greatest technological and mutant advancement in psychic powers just to diss someone mentally is beyond diabolical work 💀😭😹👌🏿💜🖤💙
"So I hit up my boy professor X"
I'm crying right now😂
Its over , professor x 😂😂😂
No bapperoni
WHATT?? 😂😂
Professor x: to me my X-Men and listen to this boy get cooked
@@omarbrown3760No mutant gene will be able to let Drake heal from that diss. . . And Kendrick may not have the mutant gene, but damn, Xavier and Magneto will welcome him with open arms with his ability *to cook.*
Kendrick gonna have to start dissin in sign language for when Aubrey lose his hearing 😂😭
😂❤
Kendrick going to throw a diss track concert at Drake's deathbed 😂
Acapella diss
NPR Tinybed diss concert for Drizzy
😂@@vishnu2407 y'all
What's crazy is by the end he might be able to do a full diss concert lmao
😂
@@aleksaa24if it happen, do it in Toronto.
"He lettin me use the Cerebro" that's next level, he manifested a fictional universe just for the diss 40 years later
We're really approaching reverse flash territory of pettiness with all of the distracks now.💀
The next step is to start sending dis tracks into the past so that the younger version will grow up hearing them.
@@moebiusjdx7288
And naturally turn the dis tracks into unending paradoxical situation so that across all timelines Lamar will always be the biggest hater there is.
@@Dr_spitePraise the Almighty Hater Messiah 😂
Lol
It was me Aubrey
This man forget 50 cent exists. He still hunting the ghost of Ja Rule
“I bought all the plots in the cemetery his family’s in so there’s no where to bury him.
It really wasn’t that impressive. I got them for like $20 on Groupon.” -50 Cent, definitely
"next time i see you its no diddy" IS A BARRR
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
For real tho. You mess with kids. We’re never going to let you forget.
“Its been 40 years” 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Dementia can't save him 😂😂🎉
The dude hitting up Professor X actually kinda explains his ability to seemingly tell the future, he's obviously a mutant. You're cooked at that point. Bro imagine getting dissed by an omega level threat 💀
“I can’t believe he’s destroying me to this degree, this is generational beefing.” -Drake 2024
kendrick done cursed his entire bloodline
@@Leon-yg5gmthe cackle that just escaped me😭😭!!
@@Leon-yg5gm
jojo refe- **gets shot**
Trust me 90% of people I know in real life not the bullshit internet don't even fuck with Kendricks music he just won a little rap beef
"I hope you find some peace of mind in this lifetime.
I hope you find some paradise...EXCEPT YOU AUBREY"
"I don't care if you got dementia
I will make sure you always remember..." 🔥🔥
It was the emphasized I that had me 😂
My favorite line 😂😂😂
Kendrick: you ordered beef?
Drake: I'm not hungry
Me: *LET THAT MAN COOK*
I bet Drakes gonna disappear for like 2 years, then come back like nothing happened
Edit: I might be right
And Kendrick gon be right there and drop an entire album right after dissing him again. And that’s on Kenny!
@@NotOmni facts
At this point, it's his only option to escape this.
Drake sells so much that he doesn't care much what some rapper has to say about him. I admire Kenny and Drizzy, but Drake is above it all.
This would be advisable. 8 said this a few days ago.
0:20 I remember you was conflicted
Kendrick dropping 3 tracks in 2 days aged Drake by 40 years 😂🤣😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Only time we're gonna be seeing him leave his mansion will be on christmas cause he's looking like Santa Claus at this point
"I don't understand how you can hate somebody for that long."
*Stinkmeaner has entered the chat*
So true lol 😆😆😆😆😆
Dude came back from hell still hating grandad
When the background faded to white, I thought the twist would be that he had been in Purgatory this whole time and finally got free by achieving peace of mind.
Damn that would've been deep.
Same
But it was better. 😂
I thought he was dying and he was haunting him in the afterlife lmaooo
@@stardrop3777right like he died and made it to heaven and god said, hahhahha well bro he got the oujia board nothing i can do
"Rumor is you zEsTy" IM DYING HELP-
"CERTIFIED LOVERBOY CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE" WAS CRAZY!
Wop wop wop wop DOT fuck em up
Not gon lie, “you put the beef in the microwave i put the beef in a crockpot” is a bar 😂😂😂
Rumor is you zesty 😂😂😂
That is my part 😂😂 I rewind it 5 times already
😂😂😂😂
Cilvanis casually coming up with the lyrical just for what is essentially shitpost is downright genius.
"Next time I see you, No Diddy" was unreasonably funny lol
Hating on someone telepathically is crazy 😭
At this point I don't see why Cilvanis doesn't just start a rapping career because he's actually hella good at this
I liked all the tracks actually 😂
cause he’s a youtuber, not a rapper. Nobody gonna be playing that shit seriously. He got some funny bars in there but the brother is better in his lane.
LMFAO, when he gets into Drake head, that totally took me out. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀
he got violated in every way possible 💀
Well except in the diddy way, Dot don't know nothin bout that
Kendrick: "This is the power of Gold Experience Requiem."
Lmfao. Just asked my friend this earlier “what if Kendrick just never stops?!”😂 and the cerebro bit was chef’s kiss!
Facts
Nah we need a full version. Cilvanis unironically goes hard on that beat though 🥶
This shit funny AF. "I hit up my boy Professor X"
Drake goes to sleep.
Kendrick: I knew you'd try to escape in your dreams so I had my team subliminally implant the next 10 releases directly into your subconscious.
Let it marinate in your soul.
At this point drake need a ghost writer whos ALSO a lawyer, cus that ovho on thin ice 😂
What would the lawyer do 😂
The lawyer will catch a stray if not, then probably getting bodied along with Drake...
Make sure he doesn't rap anything that would get him into deeper 💩
@@soultyger but yea he would probably get bodied 2, Kenny would just find dirt on him 2 😅
Say O V Hoe!!!
Drake's really gonna need a lawyer after his response "diss" was basically telling on himself.
This aged like wine
dropping new songs periodically to remind him everytime he forgets is crazy
Him: I don't know how he could hate somebody for 40 years
Michael Myers: have you met me before?
Not even Drakes ghostwriters can save him from this burial
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - Cerebo took me OUT! 😂😂😂😂
That “Oh my God” after the crebro line TOOK ME OUT!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He hit Professor X to get his diss track through 😂
"he wondering when I'm gonna stop. I'm wondering when he gonna drop" 🥶🔥
Thank you so much for this; this is the saga that just keeps giving and giving. Top tier comedy.
I can 100% picture kendrick having a full stage diss concert in front of Drake's house
OH MY GOD! i am IN TEARS! "you thought just b/c you stopped playing my songs, you weren't going to hear what i had to say!?" LMFAOOO!
"I hit up my boy professor X" It was over at that point.
It's not over until kendrick says its over
@@MoonLanding568He Ombladon? 😂😂😂
Imagine if they keep beefing in the afterlife 😂
Kendrick simply wants to break him, leave nothing to recover.
"Next time I see you, No Diddy"...
TRUUE
Not the autotune 😭😭😭
"I dont care if you got dementia
I will make sure you always remember"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kung Fu Kenny really the type to hit up Professor X 😂
Drake's gonna be hearing these disses in the afterlife at this point.
Kendrick is the King of the Hateocracy
"Next time I see you no Diddy" is crazy 😆😆😆😆😆🔥
Bro dissing him directly into his mind with the cerebro is crazy 😂😂😂
Thanks!
AK on twitter: “Day 730,000 without a Drake response”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣
😂😂😂
"🥷🏾 put the beef in the microwave but I put the shh in a crockpock." Omg 😂😂😂
"Listen, just because you stopped playing my songs... you wasn't gon hear what i had to say?"
-Kendrick Voldigoad
You are so hilarious and on point! I feel those expressions you make 😂
Domain Expansion Infinite diss Dimension.
"You though just because you stopped playing my songs, you wasn't gonna hear what I had to say?"
-Kennos Lamdigoad
At this point, their kids are gonna have to start dissing each other. Keep the beef going strong! No Diddy
This is why you don't mess with petty people with anger issues
No. That’s why you don’t bother peaceful people by spreading lies
Ehhh.. I wouldn't call that petty with anger issues. Drake crossed a line with Kendrick along with other rappers and producers with Family Matters. Kendrick had to cross a even further line, so did Metro Boomin after that Diss beat and the stuff he put out. So did Pusha T. But no other people diss drake more fucked up then those three... yet.
@@hazyworld8626Pusha T already destroyed him nd ppl still acted like nothing happened
@@lordsmorgasbord Thanks for reminding me to edit my comment, I was just listening to that. Yeah, Drake just didn't diss em back after that, how could he? He had no dirt on him. But don't worry, people will always remember that track.
"you are hiding a child, let that boy come home"
... and at his funeral, the diss tracks continue. Love the X-Men reference!
And Kendrick will make sure he outlives Drake purely out of spite
"Fuck a rap battle , this the long life battle with yourself"
“So I hit up my boy professor X” 🤣🤣🤣
“If you still have dimentia ima make you remember” goes hard.
0:50 that track is heat tho 😂😂😂
"IDC if you got dementia, imma make you always rememba" lmao daaamn
Kendrick Lamar is a Sith Lord.
“Keep on playing these games, my niggas will come with the switch” 🔥
Starting beef with Kendrick is literally opening pandora's box
That last part was mad petty but after what I’ve seen from Dot in this battle I see him doing every piece of this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"AM I BATTLING NOSTRADAMUS?!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yo..i caught a cramp laughing so hard😂😂😅❤❤❤
Im crying
taking notes. its time to upgrade my petty skill.
Drake: *exists*
Kendrick: *takes it personally and drops 5 diss tracks*
😂😂😂😂😂and this how that Kenndrick Drake beef gonn be
1:10 Shit aged like fine wine 😂😂😂😂 Houston can't block that song