That's indeed fake. Its from a creepypaster DarkSomnium read. I really recommend it, was very good. Or maybe this post inspired it, not sure fully but I think creepypasta came first.
@@smokojednorozec I don't remember the name of the video, it isn't in this channel tho. It might show something if you search a video going by the same name of this video.
>subsonic $1.75/rd hollow point doesnt even get past her coat >stovepipe and double feed and cant remove the magazine >finally removes magazine and puts new one in >shes not there anymore >tries to chamber new round >failure to feed, cant remove magazine or move slide >shes behind you now >tfw shouldve bought a high quality $4k+ 1911 and polished the feed ramp and tuned the action and used springco springs and specified all tolerances and tested 100 rounds of your carry ammo per magazine before carrying
For those who may concern, if you look up the title of this story, the first tag that will pop up is "creepypasta". Yeah this one ain't real, it's been reposted to hell. But it would be pretty interresting if it was...
@@Jonathan-jc4ef ‘A piece of furniture with a countertop, a flat surface on which food can be prepared and cupboard space, that is placed in the middle of a kitchen.’ You do realize search engines exist right?
i do the same every now and then, like standing in a dark room knowing the person i intend to scare will go there soon, but that's it, every now and then, and just to scare them and get a laugh, i hope its like this even in this situation, seems like it, though doing it constantly, maybe she likes sneaking up on him to scare him and that's it, hopefully (ps. every now and then means months distance between it)
Lol, start to pay her back. Me and my wife do this kind of stuff all the time. Hiding, jumpscare, creeping around. But we laugh a lot too... don't know. From my perspective it's a fun little hobby. Nothing to worry about
@_Tao__ To be fair anon did not even address the issue directly. He is just being scared for the sake of being scared of his own wife. This behavior is more annoying than scary.
Nah bro you gotta start playing some offense, when she does this chase after her until you catch her or alternatively when she does this you grab her hair and kiss her before she can move away
Talk to her and ask what that's about, maybe even express to her that it's causing you to feel uneasy and slightly paranoid and ask if she could stop it? Seriously, in so many of these relationship problem greentexts, the problem would be solved if they would just fucking talk to each other like reasonable mature adults.
![[FULL STORY] My Parents Pretended I Didn’t Exist, So I Made Sure Everyone Forgot About Them.](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/BccDYDiI4BM/mqdefault.jpg)
Top-tier greentexts right here 👉🏻 th-cam.com/play/PL4pRpbzNHf6CEUP8Qa4VSKSn0DDz288vO.html
Fake: Anon is having vivid hallucinations
Gay: Anon never asserts dominance by clapping her cheeks
Literally the only logical response.
Gay is actually the reason ... 🤣
That's indeed fake. Its from a creepypaster DarkSomnium read. I really recommend it, was very good. Or maybe this post inspired it, not sure fully but I think creepypasta came first.
@@LasagnaQueen thanks, i'll listen to it.
She probably likes you and is just nervous.
They are already married for 6 years
@@MrUn50That's the joke
Might be early dementia
This is the mf that dies in horror movies: ^^^
Anon is Ethan Winters
Exactly what I thought
"Listen Ethan we need your daughter rose to fight off mother miranda." - Heisenberg
Sounds like Mia has come to a decision on how to spend someone's life insurance money.
Oh no...
Mia is a cat. He thinks cat is wife.
Damn... A cat who wears makeup? Wild times...
And who talks! Man, it's crazy!
Anime catgirls are real!
Fake: af
Gay: Anon is afraid of woman
Scary: kinda yes
Hotel: Trivago
Haven't seen a hotel trivago joke in 2 years
@@NoNamex1412 it's been longer actually. like 6 years...
The full story was insanely good written
Where to find the full story?
Full story?
@@smokojednorozec I don't remember the name of the video, it isn't in this channel tho. It might show something if you search a video going by the same name of this video.
@@R.M.61I'm commenting in case you remember. Because I'm very curious now.
I thinks its one of the most upvoted posts on r/nosleep
This sounds like a job for an M1911!
>subsonic $1.75/rd hollow point doesnt even get past her coat
>stovepipe and double feed and cant remove the magazine
>finally removes magazine and puts new one in
>shes not there anymore
>tries to chamber new round
>failure to feed, cant remove magazine or move slide
>shes behind you now
>tfw shouldve bought a high quality $4k+ 1911 and polished the feed ramp and tuned the action and used springco springs and specified all tolerances and tested 100 rounds of your carry ammo per magazine before carrying
Murica
anon you might want to consider calling ghostbusters and a therapist
Just a priest will do, he can do both jobs.
There is no Mia, only Zuul!
Is it weird that I wouldn’t mind this in the slightest?
Fake : you would piss yourself
Gay : you are seeking validation from random men on the internet
I mean, if is someone you fully know and trust I don't think that would be a problem.
You _think_ you wouldn't mind this
Its easy to say that when it isn't actually happening to you
@@sushantmanandhar1387I'm the kind of guy that would DO this
For those who may concern, if you look up the title of this story, the first tag that will pop up is "creepypasta".
Yeah this one ain't real, it's been reposted to hell. But it would be pretty interresting if it was...
It uses two names for the same person
"Peeking behind the island" what island ? This is badly written
Also he doesn't talk to her in between...
@@Jonathan-jc4efThe island is the kitchen counter.
@@Jonathan-jc4ef ‘A piece of furniture with a countertop, a flat surface on which food can be prepared and cupboard space, that is placed in the middle of a kitchen.’ You do realize search engines exist right?
"Married to Lynn"
"Married to Mia"
What
Weird
Schizo
would
*>Realized i never had a wife.*
I was expecting a jumpscare at the end.
real
This is the correct anwser in that situation
I can fix her
"She's normal". Sure LOL
This is a greentext version of a story on r/nosleep
i do the same every now and then, like standing in a dark room knowing the person i intend to scare will go there soon, but that's it, every now and then, and just to scare them and get a laugh, i hope its like this even in this situation, seems like it, though doing it constantly, maybe she likes sneaking up on him to scare him and that's it, hopefully (ps. every now and then means months distance between it)
This story is so good, wendigoon and meat canyon should react the the much expanded r/nosleep version of this on their podcast, creepcast
Boy do I have news for you
Why wendigoon specifically?
@bengixd because the 2 of them have a podcast together where they already reacted to this story's expanded r/nosleep version
@hioman why do you want them specifically to react to it instead of someone else
What is the full story called? I want to read it
Instead of go with it and play around he feels paranoid...? What...?!
I thought the wife was the stiff one not him...
Call that ghostpunsher guy
ghostclapper
That guy is a legend
She got potential, hopefully she won't get Alzheimer when she's old
"Wtf do I do?"
Smash.
Easily one of the scariest greentexts. I'm shook
Ah I know this one, this one's a classic. Old but gold.
If your wife has been staring at you from around corners and behind furniture, thats not your wife, thats the grudge.
fake and slightly homosexual
This was from a good creepy pasta
You're clearly getting beautifully trolled
Creepcast mentioned 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Junji Ito except IRL
Just a cute little gremlin
Anyone else thinking, "I can fix her!"?
Fake: Anon showers
Gay: doesn't want to shower with women
Anon’s brother after Anon gets stabbed by wife: “Jesus, playing hide and seek?”
That's kinda freaky...I like it
Plot twist: anon is schitzo and is actually doing this to random women he calls his wife
bro just stole a creepypasta
This is a creepypasta. I've heard three podcasters read it. Notice the thumbnail says "Lynn". That was her original name.
I don't even feel weirded out at all.
I got chills 😭
Why is the name of the girlfriend different in the thumbnail? Why bother?
Lol, start to pay her back.
Me and my wife do this kind of stuff all the time. Hiding, jumpscare, creeping around. But we laugh a lot too... don't know. From my perspective it's a fun little hobby. Nothing to worry about
Yes but the thing in the bath would be too much. Especially shutting the door and not talking. I'd be scared too.
funniest shit ever, I can't stop doing that all the time.
Honestly I don't think id care.
You would definitely care
Everyone would care, I would be terrified and I'm hard to scare
@_Tao__ To be fair anon did not even address the issue directly. He is just being scared for the sake of being scared of his own wife. This behavior is more annoying than scary.
Nice pfp (I am from Arizona)
AZ gang
Those sound like some good drugs
Nah bro you gotta start playing some offense, when she does this chase after her until you catch her or alternatively when she does this you grab her hair and kiss her before she can move away
Fun fact: I actually know this one! Anon took it from r/nosleep, goated sub btw
Babe what did I tell you stop trying to scare me you know I think you look cute
Fake: Anon has a GF
Gay: ???
Real: Anon is haunted by a skin walker
No joke, this creepypasta weirded the Fuck out of me after reading it.
Fake: anon has a wife
Gay: anon is scared of a woman
If this isnt fake holy fuck
scps now
Talk to her and ask what that's about, maybe even express to her that it's causing you to feel uneasy and slightly paranoid and ask if she could stop it?
Seriously, in so many of these relationship problem greentexts, the problem would be solved if they would just fucking talk to each other like reasonable mature adults.
Fake: Anon is claiming the Ghost haunting him is his wife
Gay: anon never married her because of his porn addiction and this is revenge
Fake: it's fake
Gay: he's gay