It was a dream come true until I heard that I _have_ to stay inside. All of a sudden staying inside so much is not good for my mental health and well-being. I must go outside. I must traverse unseen lands and cross treacherous rivers. I must eat wild mushrooms and breathe the fresh air.
I was gonna go deposit some Christmas money (yeah it's been a while since december lol) into my bank account so I could finally get Minecraft but then lockdown happened and I'm like "Welp. Okay then."
@Zuko the rabbit ya i know what happens. But being introverted and staying home won't fuckin make you go nuts dude. That is NOT the same thing by a land slide. We DO get out. We just don't like to all the damn time. If you are like any unsocial person then you would understand this. Most Introverts are how they are because of social anxiety. Literally nobody said that introverts don't have friends. Where did that even come from? We hang out with friends. But prefer to do it without going out in public and large crowds. And anti-social people actually cannot be in large crowds do to being a danger to themselves or others. Don't get UNsocial mixed up with Anti.
@Zuko the rabbit Okay and? What does that have to do with you commenting shit and starting arguments? Good for you and your friend. I'll let you know when i actually care, but you might as well grab some snacks cuz it'll be a while. If you wanna take out your little pent up energy tantrum on some random comment, do it somewhere else. There are still other ways you can interact with people. You're not the only person with anxiety and all that peachy shit, but there are STILL ways you can interact with people and the world. If you crave outside but can't leave- open your Damn window or something.
To preface, I am not an expert. However my understand is as follows. The virus is dangerous because it’s got a high mortality rate among those who have weaker immune systems but the virus can go unnoticed for long periods of times. Those who are healthy or those who can fight of the disease can still have the virus. The virus can stay dormant in a cell for long periods of time. You being “sick” is your body reacting to the virus spreading through your system duplicating. It’s a fight between your immune system and a virus. Who can produce faster. Those who have weaker or compromised immune systems can’t keep up with the virus’s ability to reproduce essentially. Most symptoms are caused by your body trying to fight the pathogen that enters your body. That is what a fever is. Your body heats itself up in hopes of killing the virus off. (By “duplicating” I am referring to how the virus enters a cell, takes it over and forces it to produce more of itself, then activates the “suicide sack” of the cell which destroys the cell from the inside out so that it can continue on and repeat the process).
Honestly, I dont get why my sisters are all having cabin fever, I'm allowed to NOT interact with people and the NY library just realized a shit ton of free ebooks. This is the hight of luxury.
don't worry, even if you prayed your whole life, theres no way a virus infecting the whole fucking world would be 1 persons doing.. besides it came from those asian eating pangolin and selling bats on the streets..
My school was giving a chapel on the virus, and literally while they were listing the symptoms I started coughing like hell because I’m chronically ill. The looks I got...
Oh my gosh yeah! No school til September I was shocked when I heard it but now I'm just enjoying it. All my teachers are scrambling to get online work going though. So it might not be as fun soon
@@luvvcherry Lol that was my reaction when I heard about it. The school said there was a small chance we might come back in June but it was most likely going to be September. It does feel kind of excessive to me
He sounded like Mysterio when he was talking about Bill Gates. When he said this is the truth all I could of was, "Mysterio is the truth" and when he was talking about how we need to wake up all I could think was,"You need to wake up!"
I genuinely became flustered hearing you're from new hampshire, NO ONES HERE and you understand how this is. I wish I could subscribe again just for this.
This was really entertaining. The highest compliment I am ever going to give in my life is thus: this video was so good that it stopped my hungry and adhd ass from continue to eat until the video was done.
Other countries: *NO SCHOOL FOR 4 MONTHS, NO UNNECESSARY SOCIALISING, HIDE IN YOUR HOUSES AND GET OFF THE STREETS WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!* Australia: *[insert 'this is fine' meme here but it actually makes sense because of the fires]* But then also Australia: **Scream** WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE, BUY ALL OF THE TOILET PAPER AND PERISHABLE FOODS, NAH FUCK THE CANNED SHIT MATE RUN FUCKIN' RUN-
Sees Notification: Is that a thong on his face? Please tell me that is not a thong. Watches video: I honestly don’t know if it is or is not. Edit: I really need to watch these more not just listen
Hi just found your channel thanks to your sister's brother does my makeup which was hilarious. This quarantine skit is super funny too. Please do an update to this one 😁💋💞💕💕
I completely agree with that statement of school being closed. I actually live in Canada and I remember in grade 5 or 6 walking to school during a blizzard and with the wind chill it was -45-50 degrees Celsius because school wasn't cancelled. There were other days close to that and not once did it get closed for me.
OMG WHATT it's soo crazy that I was inspired by you to create my first skit and now we both did the same video; except mine was posted yesterday! it's the hot topic of the moment so it's not that surprising but still!
@Venom wow you contributed so much to this conversation Thank God you were here to inform the people who don't give a fuck about you that you are infact "not"
Meee! I live in New York and everything is basically closed but low key waiting for the entire city to go into forced quarantine lol I’m an introvert too so I’m used to being inside haha
I work with the public and people touch and cough on me all the time. I have to work during this. This suuuuucks. I'm happy to help people but the way so many have NO understanding of respecting people's personal bubble or covering a cough or sneeze? I feel like I'm so so doomed to get this virus. Please people for the love of god... don't touch, sneeze/cough on or near essential business workers?!! Pretty please?
I like how he said the virus name and everyone else on TH-cam is saying “all the things going on in the world” and “the virus” because apparently it gets you demonetized 🤷
"Canada's closing school until September"
Wait, we are?
I hope this isn't how I find out that school is closed till September
I thought it was for 2 or 3 weeks
yeah same i am really confused
Here in switzerland its probably closed until june
In Alberta I think they closed for an « undetermined » time
@@alexarahem5917 Ontario it is only two weeks after march break
Graenolf: chases girlfriend around apartment for the toilet paper
The toilet paper he’s after: chills on the ground 4:47
I am so dumb 😅
Graenolf bad continuity Mr Graenolf
He wasn't chasing the toilet paper ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
This is so funnyyy
@@Graenolf oyfum
the sound of his voice makes me wanna play Skyrim. Is that weird?
Maddie Mitchell as I am playing Skyrim currently... nope not weird
Nope, I wanna play it too
Same here
What a coinky dink, he used to make Skyrim videos
Ahah nope, I wanna play it now too
*Coughs once*
Everyone in the near vicinity of me: "KILL THE DEMON. BURN IT ALIVE"
A dog went into my room after someone brought it and I was coughing and sneezing for like 2 days and I was scared it was the Corona Virus.
It's all fun and games until the fevers and coughs come into play.
_Meanwhile..._
Me: **sneezes 10 times in a row**
People: **ignore me**
I sneeze at least twice every day by the way, so nothing out of the ordinary
Potato Girl here’s your medal 🏅
Um i just read this and then saw graenolf has 666k followers
Thanks for watching! In all seriousness, be safe and stay home if you can
thanks dad
oyfum
Did you actually buy all those breadsticks. Asking for myself
Thank God u posted my sanity is restored from this boring ass quarantine
Almonds are the nuts of God
*............ Wait...*
Me a person who usually stays home anyway. Now I want to go outside I liked having the choice.
blåhundvíking kinda same tbh XD
LOL
blåhundvíking nice profile pic.
blåhundvíking btw, you don’t happen to be Norwegian?
It was a dream come true until I heard that I _have_ to stay inside. All of a sudden staying inside so much is not good for my mental health and well-being. I must go outside. I must traverse unseen lands and cross treacherous rivers. I must eat wild mushrooms and breathe the fresh air.
Me: a person who never leaves my room
also me: oh no what am i gonna do now i cant leave my house :((((
SCP 3303 this is so me lol
same
Same😂
I was gonna go deposit some Christmas money (yeah it's been a while since december lol) into my bank account so I could finally get Minecraft but then lockdown happened and I'm like "Welp. Okay then."
@@caseyhall2320 banks are still open my dude. Just exercise caution
0:59
“Oh so that’s how the Corona virus started...”
“Come out Charlie”
I’m dead
I didn't even get it til I read this comment omg
Wait I still don’t get it
@@frei6913 Me Too
@@frei6913 Charlie is a bat
I laughed, and then I coughed. then screamed.
Then commented that you did those things
@@dirtyduck6987 yes.. Yes I did do that too
“Your butt is far too tight for such a virus”
~ Graenolf
The coronavirus is an introvert student's dream come true.
it depends... this is my second week in quarantine and i have to stay at home with my parents.... i'm losing my mind.
I love it. I just get bored after about 7 hours of TH-cam and video games
Yep I have Skyrim so I could go another year
I approve of this
Bro, why you gotta call me out like that.
My butt IS far too tight for such a virus. I've been telling everyone this
Say that again after my uncle come visits you
danzachick love me some tight little manpussy
These replies do not pass the vibe check.
@@kalebrooks6833 kvjfigfjvkb
"how can I twists this whole thing to my advantage- OH I KNOW'
oyfum
I basically just learned from this video that Graenolf lives less than an hour away from me.
friend :’)
Graenolf, is secretly a panty thief
And that he is a December baby 😂
@@Graenolf day one and I already gone crazy
COVID-19: *exists*
Introverts: now i don't have to make excuses to stay home and do nothing! :D
You have no idea how right you are
Me. Also great pb and username👀😍
@Zuko the rabbit Jfc okay Karen then don't watch the videos if you're gonna get triggered😒. And not every introvert is the same so speak fof yourself.
@Zuko the rabbit ya i know what happens. But being introverted and staying home won't fuckin make you go nuts dude. That is NOT the same thing by a land slide. We DO get out. We just don't like to all the damn time. If you are like any unsocial person then you would understand this. Most Introverts are how they are because of social anxiety. Literally nobody said that introverts don't have friends. Where did that even come from? We hang out with friends. But prefer to do it without going out in public and large crowds. And anti-social people actually cannot be in large crowds do to being a danger to themselves or others. Don't get UNsocial mixed up with Anti.
@Zuko the rabbit Okay and? What does that have to do with you commenting shit and starting arguments? Good for you and your friend. I'll let you know when i actually care, but you might as well grab some snacks cuz it'll be a while. If you wanna take out your little pent up energy tantrum on some random comment, do it somewhere else. There are still other ways you can interact with people.
You're not the only person with anxiety and all that peachy shit, but there are STILL ways you can interact with people and the world. If you crave outside but can't leave- open your Damn window or something.
I feel like almost everybody has the virus, but we just don't know.
I mean like they say it takes 2 weeks before it really hits them.
Most people will get it, it’s that we need to slow the spread
i have heard that some people can get it without any symptoms and spread it to other people
To preface, I am not an expert. However my understand is as follows. The virus is dangerous because it’s got a high mortality rate among those who have weaker immune systems but the virus can go unnoticed for long periods of times. Those who are healthy or those who can fight of the disease can still have the virus. The virus can stay dormant in a cell for long periods of time. You being “sick” is your body reacting to the virus spreading through your system duplicating. It’s a fight between your immune system and a virus. Who can produce faster. Those who have weaker or compromised immune systems can’t keep up with the virus’s ability to reproduce essentially. Most symptoms are caused by your body trying to fight the pathogen that enters your body. That is what a fever is. Your body heats itself up in hopes of killing the virus off. (By “duplicating” I am referring to how the virus enters a cell, takes it over and forces it to produce more of itself, then activates the “suicide sack” of the cell which destroys the cell from the inside out so that it can continue on and repeat the process).
Sum1 and that’s on being asymptotic
I'm an introvert so my life has not changed at all.
Cipher874 Same
Cipher874 Facts
Same
Right, I was like, oh man now I can’t go visit people and do things “☹️”(😆)
Also my spring break was last week and I haven't left the house for anything since then
Also growing up in NH I can say that the spoon under the pillow and special pajamas hoping for a snow day is 100% true 😂
The only reason I managed to be this early is because of the quarantine
CrazyBailee oyfum
Same
yup
Oyfum
Heh same
Graenolf for president, this man is a genius
I had to click on this just to see if that was really underwear
Val McPossum yo I honestly thought that was a mask...
@@gamma3563 definitely some Victoria secret panties
@@mcpossum you.... You just got a sub... Not that I think you care
Graenolf: This virus is a joke
Me: Then explain what all of the food and toilet paper is about
Because people
Because people are complete idiots and are unable to think for themselves.
Media: Lockdown, the virus must not spread!
Gamers, Introverts and TH-camrs: Ok m8
And introverted gaming TH-camrs
This is a nice time capsule of the early days. Also as someone who grew up in Maine I felt that snowday bit
Honestly, I dont get why my sisters are all having cabin fever, I'm allowed to NOT interact with people and the NY library just realized a shit ton of free ebooks. This is the hight of luxury.
Wait, They really have a ton of free ebooks now?
Nice John Mulaney reference. He probably agrees with you since he thinks cancelling plans is like heroin
OMG the New Hampshire part is so true, I always did pajamas inside out, ice cube in the toilet, and an orange in the freezer😂
What kind of psychopath leaves the eggs open in the fridge?
Wait that's not normal?
My mom keeps them in a BOWL. She's a narcissist, does that count?
I freeze my eggs, just like women do.
@@andreasmoller1884 What? How many women do you know with frozen eggs?! LOL
@@BlueEyedMomof378 like reproduction?
“Novel virus so we just need to watch the movie to beat it” joke slayed me
Lockdown is bliss for introverts.
Except for the fact that we now have to deal with other people imposing on our isolation
Ok but I got WAY too excited when he said “TEAM CAP WHERE MY GOATS AT”
Me too!😂 Team CAPRICORN
Us introverts only benefit from this situation. Our power simply grows as isolation progresses. There is no downside, my friends.
I totally agree. Us introverts shall rise
I agree but the quarntine makes me want to leave my house
@@tylerblubaugh5549 I can relate to that
Down with the bloody extroverts.
it’s surreal watching this in december. it all seemed so temporary in march lol.
I think I prayed for some plague last year pretty often, so the coronavirus might be my fault.
don't worry, even if you prayed your whole life, theres no way a virus infecting the whole fucking world would be 1 persons doing.. besides it came from those asian eating pangolin and selling bats on the streets..
Yeah, but theres at least 2 of us who it could have been in this chain alone so... still a possibility
Well...I did too sooooo
Same
@@aaahah9931 well i'm actually seriously talking here.. so
5:13 *ooh another TED Talk.* Remember:
Fitting
In
Never
Goes
Easy
Rejected
when u find out ur normal daily lifestyle is called “quarantine” .. um ok
Same
This gets sadder overtime
Spoon under the pillow trick. Classic.
Capricorns gotta represent. We’ll take over
Yes
Hell yeah! Capricorns unite! 😁
Im a December baby and I'm a Sag...
Kenzie Tankersley you were born before Dec. 22 then? It’s okay you can still be in the club. You are welcome here as a December baby
My school was giving a chapel on the virus, and literally while they were listing the symptoms I started coughing like hell because I’m chronically ill. The looks I got...
Oh my gosh yeah! No school til September I was shocked when I heard it but now I'm just enjoying it. All my teachers are scrambling to get online work going though. So it might not be as fun soon
IceDragon56 I’m sorry until September??? Wtf??? Man Ontario is crap
Its ending in April for me,,
Trailtracker same but im in uni so its done then anyways :/
@@luvvcherry Lol that was my reaction when I heard about it. The school said there was a small chance we might come back in June but it was most likely going to be September. It does feel kind of excessive to me
He sounded like Mysterio when he was talking about Bill Gates. When he said this is the truth all I could of was, "Mysterio is the truth" and when he was talking about how we need to wake up all I could think was,"You need to wake up!"
I self isolated the day I was born im a introvert :)
I genuinely became flustered hearing you're from new hampshire, NO ONES HERE and you understand how this is. I wish I could subscribe again just for this.
I’m going even more insane, and I’ve only been in lockdown for 6 days. Send help and Cheez It’s.
gacha divided Okay, you get some Cheez It’s too.
Ohhh the gem Goddess, that explains why he mentioned capicorn...She fascinates him, teaches him....Therefore BOOM, relationship 👏👏👏
Oh no, I forgot about Bill Gates and the government
Okay but you got really good at doing your girl makeup. And a new wig? You're going all out now!
Was Graenolf wearing panties on his face around 2:32
1Lanavis1 yeah
Yes. Yes he was. And they were HIS. That's what the girl in the video said in her comment at least. So he wears panties apparently.
@@BlueEyedMomof378 yea im pretty sure she was joking
That’s the joke
Major eye roll at the "take the shrouds off your face" I have too many customers who do this at the grocery store I work at
When i saw the thumbnail i thought it was just a fancy mask...
i grew up in new hampshire and explaining the spoon and pajama snow day ritual to anyone makes me sound insane so i’m SO GLAD YOU MENTIONED IT
My best friend who I've known since I was a sperm: Coughs
Me: Shame
Did you first see him as a sperm in the same environment? If so, then does that mean you're siblings?🤔
Agi It’s a joke but you got me questioning now...
Bruh were you there when your friend was conceived lol
LMFAO 🤣🤣 "Son I do belive yo got a pantie on yo head"!!! "Raising Arizona"
December babies I didn’t even think about that lmao
This was really entertaining. The highest compliment I am ever going to give in my life is thus: this video was so good that it stopped my hungry and adhd ass from continue to eat until the video was done.
Remember when this used to be a top 5 channel? Yeah me neither, can’t wait for the next skit my man
Thanks Chiggerito 😊
Graenolf Thank you for making these, it’s nice seeing humor like this
New Hampshire?!? I am from NH, that spoon thing, I did that before, shout out from the White Mountains.
Ooo cool I used to vacation there. Hi 👋
2:32 that's one sexy face mask
I mean, in this condition we can all agree that being a TH-camr is the PERFECT job where you can get easy money, easy work, and easy health
Other countries:
*NO SCHOOL FOR 4 MONTHS, NO UNNECESSARY SOCIALISING, HIDE IN YOUR HOUSES AND GET OFF THE STREETS WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!*
Australia:
*[insert 'this is fine' meme here but it actually makes sense because of the fires]*
But then also Australia:
**Scream** WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE, BUY ALL OF THE TOILET PAPER AND PERISHABLE FOODS, NAH FUCK THE CANNED SHIT MATE RUN FUCKIN' RUN-
Oh that’s a good point... every snow days gonna feel so underwhelming now...
Everyone else: *Social distancing*
Me: *Normal thursday*
stupid joke
I love the point about wanting a snow day... here in Alberta, Canada we just went to school unless it was colder than -40° 🇨🇦
I welcome you all, to experience my every day life, which is apparently called quarantine
Pffftttt, ligit can lighten the mood on any situation.
OMG UR GEM GODDESS’ BOYFRIEND MY MIND IS BLOWN
Mayim Caraway I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
LMFAO the sunflower!! Someone told me to take baking soda to ward of the virus.
Sees Notification: Is that a thong on his face? Please tell me that is not a thong.
Watches video: I honestly don’t know if it is or is not.
Edit: I really need to watch these more not just listen
It says Victoria's secret on it 😂
It is. I have them in three different colors. They also come in the "cheeky" variety if you don't like butt floss.
Bmore Machiavellian lol, thank you for the detailed information.
@@vivivivi8215 np, I got u :)
I don't need sleep I need answers
Hi just found your channel thanks to your sister's brother does my makeup which was hilarious. This quarantine skit is super funny too. Please do an update to this one 😁💋💞💕💕
I've never been this early, maybe because I'm just endlessly scrolling through TH-cam so I don't have to think about humanity's impending doom
I wish TH-cam showed you when people hit the like button... For me it was when you did the oily butt joke lol
2:05 *1,800 deaths a year from icy roads*
covid in 2021 causing 2000+ in us *daily* O_O
I completely agree with that statement of school being closed. I actually live in Canada and I remember in grade 5 or 6 walking to school during a blizzard and with the wind chill it was -45-50 degrees Celsius because school wasn't cancelled. There were other days close to that and not once did it get closed for me.
What introverts says during lockdown:
Nothing what did you expect? They are introverts
OMG WHATT it's soo crazy that I was inspired by you to create my first skit and now we both did the same video; except mine was posted yesterday! it's the hot topic of the moment so it's not that surprising but still!
The Corona “Boomer-B-Gone” Virus sure has me, a healthy 22 year old worried
Matt Damon or alternative name “boomer consumer”
@@Gray-tile or "boomer remover"
Tyrese J. I put healthy in there to imply I don’t have any complications like those, although you can be healthy with them obviously
Now that its starting to kill more than boomers is scary
Look at all those well organized tea boxes!
Skit or not, that thumbnail though 🤣
The snow day thing is totally valid in Wisconsin too. Now we have no school "indefinitely"
I haven’t left the house is over a month. That was before my the virus was in my state
He's so funny... I found him from the video, "Things Introverts Say." I don't know how to not be awkward either lol!
GemGoddes: *Sneezes*
Granolf: *Cocks gun*
That’s about how I would deal with it
The comment about the snow day, I felt that in my soul.
Me:
Tom Hanks and his wife: have coronavirus
ME: WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE
As a teen in New Hampshire I felt that in my soul
Who else is an introvert and is waiting for their country to go into lockdown
@Venom wow you contributed so much to this conversation
Thank God you were here to inform the people who don't give a fuck about you that you are infact "not"
Meee! I live in New York and everything is basically closed but low key waiting for the entire city to go into forced quarantine lol I’m an introvert too so I’m used to being inside haha
Lanurus who hurt you
meeee
@Lanurus You ok there? If you’re angry, there’s no need to lash out on other people.
lol that's awesome, I'm drinking OATLY as I watch this 😆
I open TH-cam and see his face with a Victoria’s secret set on his goddamn face lmao
I work with the public and people touch and cough on me all the time. I have to work during this. This suuuuucks. I'm happy to help people but the way so many have NO understanding of respecting people's personal bubble or covering a cough or sneeze? I feel like I'm so so doomed to get this virus.
Please people for the love of god... don't touch, sneeze/cough on or near essential business workers?!! Pretty please?
id love to know how he got a girlfriend like that and how he affords that apartment
A family has been murdered when he got this apartment
Northern ireland's off until September too :)
I like how he said the virus name and everyone else on TH-cam is saying “all the things going on in the world” and “the virus” because apparently it gets you demonetized 🤷
Right? I was worried about that but then I was like eh w.e
As a highschooler in New Hampshire, I can completely relate to the hopes for that much snow, in hopes for at most two days of glorious freedom.
Now he's just showing off his apartment...
I just saw your story and your girlfriends and I just laughed so hard I started to cry. You dancing whiling editing made my day
You should make a “things moms say” or “things grandparents say”
No
Dominic Gonzalez Sorry, I seemed to have lost where I asked for your opinion. Just kidding, have a nice day and wash your hands, lol
@@axxotics sure, you too. Remember to be safe out there!
I’m from up north too, and the snow day thing was so relatable.
That’s a very interesting face mask
Damn the Cap one got me. I'm a Capricorn. We NEED MORE GOATS
5:00 damn why did i die laughing lmao
Not all of Canada has closed school till September here where I live in Nova Scotia and other places it's only closed two weeks after March break