PICKING UP GIRLS IN VALORANT 2💖
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 พ.ค. 2024
- When girls play Valorant, the female experience of being a gamer girl often garners harassment and toxicity from other Valorant players, so we're here to fix that by showing you how to get a gamer girlfriend the correct way
First, we talk in voice chat with the random girl we met. Sadly she had a boyfriend so we joked around and clowned on him before Dante started making moves on the girl to achieve Valorant gamer girl love. But I was there for the experience too, so I, Oozern, attempted to steal her heart and love from Dante. I also hired my love wingman Slawt to help me get this gamer girl. Because in the original PICKING UP GIRLS IN VALORANT💖, I did not have a wingman and Dante won the girls heart. But this time, the Valorant gamer girl could not decide between her boyfriend and between her new competing lovers, as each one serenaded her with song: one was a rap/poem and the other was a live piano song duet in Valorant voice cat. Eventually, the Valorant gamer girl decided to be my e lover, so we got married right in front of her boyfriend in Valorant voice chat. But shortly after our marriage (where we were marrying e-girls in valorant), she pronounced my name wrong... but at least it wasn't "ozone" like my name was pronounced in the original PICKING UP GIRLS IN VALORANT 💖. After this, we found two valorant gamer girls who were way more fun to play with because their boyfriends didn't get in the way. On the flipside, they were playing hard to get, and we had to come up with especially funny jokes to win their hearts. Also, they turned out to be valorant gamer girl sisters (spoilers). So, we took one of the sisters to "le cinema", a movie theater owned by the same people who run "le restaurant" from the original PICKING UP GIRLS IN VALORANT💖. In "le cinema" we watched a slanderous film about Dante to ensure he would not walk away with any valorant gamer girl e-pus. This varied from silly jokes and stupid humor to the decision of who would complete her female experience in Valorant (well, now Discord I guess since she's on a Discord moviedate instead of our original date in the Valorant video game). Eventually, the date between gamer girl and gamer guys went wrong for dante, so the heartbroken gamer guy (dante) left while oozern walked away with a valorant e-kiss on the e-cheek. That is pretty much the end of this journey of love.
So, for gamer girls, gamer guys, and hotties alike, I hope you enjoy this Valorant funny moments video sprinkled with funny voice chats, funny interactions with a Valorant girl (and her female experience), and overall VIBE WITH THE HOMIES YAAAA!!! 😁
Timestamps:
0:00 Picking up girlfriend in Valorant👧
1:52 Piano Duet🎹🎶
2:58 Break up with boyfriend💔
4:05 PICKING UP BOYS IN VALORANT💖
5:10 Marrying girls in Valorant💍
6:45 TWO GIRLS, ONE GAME👭
8:12 my attempt...👨
9:04 ESTOY FELIZ🌮
9:54 le cinema🍿🎞
Friends in the video▼🙋♂️
▸Slawt - @Slawt
▸ItzDante - @ItzDante
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THANKS FOR WATCHING!❤
IF YOU ENJOYED, WATCH PART 1 HERE: th-cam.com/video/jEMpzhZnGYE/w-d-xo.html
bro keep up the good work! you got a big future ahead of you your videos are so good and you will just keep growing and I'm sure you will reach a bigger audience soon! keep up the grind
you know what would be funny if there would be 100 minions in that server and would serve you guys on a date
Dante's spanish is better than anybody who speaks spanish 💯
we should play val some time becaues you not to old and these videos are funny i want to see how you be finding these people
These videos are honestly so underrated, like I can see that you guys put so many hours into making these videos and the fact that you post every week is insane, you deserve at least 1 mil subs.
these videos are high-quality content and the hours it takes to make them gotta be insane
I agree
91k subs is alot
@@Fedified yeah I know it's a lot, i'm just saying with the quality of his content, I feel like he deserves more than that
100% he's absolutely hillarious
I don’t think I’ve ever enjoyed and laughed at a TH-cam video like this before
Please continue making these fire videos
69 not liking
Damn that Slawt dude kinda got pipes
Amen
Best fking wingman EVER
Did these guys not notice your Slawt
Amen
Idk what it is about Neon, but honestly playing as her suits Dante so well
whenever i see neon i get reminded of dante, and it makes me laugh so hard
@@Meloncholist omg tho
adhd
this is the kind of quality content im looking for on youtube. i havent laughed this hard in so long. you guys are so chill and make sure everyone is having a good time.
🙌🙌that’s what we do! Glad you enjoy the videos and thank u for the kind words!😊
@Oozern yoo ooze mah boy i love your vids the actually good side of the valo community ong
This is the exact thing csgo players think valorant players do all day
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What’s wrong with that?
well at least they get some e-bitches csgo players get none
@@alexwikky5604 kinda cringe with like the "ill say uwu every time you get a kill"
@@nwapex1448yes the one with the Russian spammer brrrrr! Sounds cooler af!
bro the amount of effort yall put in your videos is crazy, underrated af
Dante really got a 2inch mike dud
the amount of effort you guys put into these are crazy. I've not laughed this hard in ages. keep up the great content
I didnt think these could get funnier or higher quality but yall really arent slowing down these are so good. Funniest gaming videos on the platform easily
These are hilarious n the whole Slawt movie bit was incredible. You and all your friends are really charming
the piano duet was immaculate
Slawt is like the funny side character that always is somewere in the background but for some reason everyone loves him
this is the type of friend ship i want
"how amazed were you on the piano duet?"
Me: Yes.
Nah the piano duet was fire
Love your content
This, ladies and gentlemen, is TRUE underrated, quality content right here.
“THATS MY SISTER” LMAOOO IN MY GODDAMN 73RD LIFE I WOULD NOT HAVE EXPECTED THAT
Slawt is a real legend for doing this
This could have millions of views and it would still deserve more, its peak entertainment.
ooze, this is the funniest thing ive seen. always a pleasure when you upload
🙌🙌means a lot! Thank you!
@@Oozern can you and slawt do a full version of the song? it sounded very nice
The boys always become comedians when you with your girl
such a funny af friend group with smooth and creative content in valorant! and the story and script they dare are incredible lol
I don’t think I have laughed at a TH-cam video this much in so long - absolutely love u guys. I came here for Valorant and got a hell of a lot more!
This video is a masterpiece, I’ve also never laughed so hard. Great job, keep up the AMAZING work Ooze
This needs to become a series: "the virgin olympics"
i didnt know Slawt couldnt sing like that
These videos are so funny man. They need more recognition asap!
The most underrated youtuber in my opinion!!
you really deserve more subs!!
These videos are actually so underrated. Only channel that makes me actually laugh haha
This is so fkn underrated, I can't believe I took so long to find you guys, you're funny af
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while haha. Great video! ❤
This is honestly one of your best vids Ooze! I loved it!
Bro this takes valorant content to a whole new level. Amazing video and I’m excited for the future. Well done to all of you and I pray you guys blow up even more!
Dude this is like some of the funniest most original stuff I’ve ever seen keep it up!
that piano duet was insane😎😎
This genuinely made me laugh so hard. Please keep making these videos!
holy shit bro we need another piano duet asap. that shit was fire asf
serena: yes i will
Game: "switching sides"
Perfect timing😭😂
Truly high effort content!! loved the 'le cinema' part never had this laugh before. Keep making videos like this!! cant wait for part 3 :)
❤
@Slawt BEST MAN
These types of videos are my favorite. Well edited video of ya'll just having fun
I've never been so happy to laugh at a video for a while
Bro I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. Keep up the amazing work my man!
how u don't have more subs is amazing. the professionalism in your videos is the same as any famous youtuber i know thanks for making my day yet again (:
I almost spit out my cereal a various amount of times watching this! Keep it up ooze, love the vid
Your videos are so underrated, but can't wait until your channel growsssss cuz with that type of funny content it definetly will!!! I never enjoyed a video so much please keep creating these
This is your best video yet imo I was actually dying of laughter omg.
THIS IS SO FUNNY AND THE EFFORT IN THIS TOOO OOZE PLS U NEVER FAIL TO ONE UP YOURSELF EVERYTIME
THAT'S SO CREATIVE BRO GOOD JOB FR
Not him playing the piano and singing my heart melted lol
Bro this has to be one of the funniest videos I have seen in such a long time. 😭😂
All of your vids are so fun to watch and it's funny I'm so surprised you don't have over 500k dude keep up the good work
I must say this is the one channel that has made me laugh the most I can't bro I accidently banged my desk like 20 times I couldn't breathe LOL
I'm Brazilian and I could only understand half of the video, but even so I laughed a lot.🤣🇧🇷
the end when he actually walked out thru dc calls LMFAO💀💀
Dude I love you guys and your context XDDD 😂😂😂😂
I just found out about you today, now I am bingewatching. I love your vidsss!!
The piano duet was so GOOD
why is it that you guys are so good at this shit lmao
I came to this channel for "King Julien, I have the nine!" and now I'm watching yall pick up girls in Valorant. Yall really dont miss with jokes
these vids r so fire bro like its so hard to find funny content on youtube nowadays. keep it up
omg you guys are so funny, this is underrated af lmao
piano part and the last kiss part hit me so much keep doing these videos
This group is a top notch comedy legend
This is really hilarious and enjoyable 😂😂
Good Work 👍
bro, this is the first time in a while i had a really good laugh where my eyes are watering!!
this is too good!
the first video i love and i LOVED IT DESERVED A SUB
yo the piano duet was actually good
I’ve never seen some much effort, thank you ooze
i havent laughed this hard in a while this was great you just earned a new sub
Istg how are yall not a million subs bro, like ur vids such a W, and we can clearly see the difficulty in making this vid
Y’all are the only TH-camrs that make me laugh
NAH BUT THE SINGING WITH THE PIANO?? DAWG A WHOLE MUSICIAN GYATTT 🔥💳💯💳
Bro I laugh so hard at there tears come out of my eyes I love your content man
Btw that last one where she said "No one has ever made me laugh like you guys did" was wholesome.
This was honestly the fist video on TH-cam, which was like actually funny. This was a masterpiece! - I will now be a happy subscriber of yours's!
HAHAHAHAHAA WE NEED PART 3!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Been here since 23.5k love watching this channel grow
Your videos are funny af bro, keep it up Ooze
Ooze content and jokes never failed me
NGL when I first watched your types of val players, I thought you had 1 mil subs, but you deserve 10m!
lol that piano tho !!!! fire !!
This was hilarious, you deserve 100k easily
prob one of your best vids, keep it up
Now we know that Dante will get no b*tches for a long time lmaooo
this vid is top tier, deffo deserves to blow up
These just keep getting better
I love your content so much!
Its so creative, good job!
That was the best experience of my life.
Earned that sub
I wanna see a whole video dedicated to creating a band, like ooze on piano, slawt on vocals and dante on guitar
man this channel, i love it
this is actually funny usually these valorant voice chat videos from other youtubers is trash but this is fun
NAH SLAWT BE SINGING HEAVENLY 2:11 that line delivered perfectly
every single video makes me laugh so hard bro im crying with laughter
WE NEED PART 3 THIS IS TOO FUNNY
the amount of effort is insane my guy
keep up
didnt expect slawt to make a whole movie lmao
"QUE PASSA CUHH"- dante is elite lmfao
i fucking love you guys everyday making me laugh dante is something else tho😂
The piano playing and singing hits different