Jack Sparrow is with you, Scrooge McDuck is with you, CJ from GTA San Andreas is with you, Archangel Ron Swanson and Archangel Babar the elephant are sending you energy.
Not only that. Yes, the stuff he does has no scientific proof backing it up, but he is not harming anyone, and if his clients actually enjoy what he does and feel better, is it really that ridiculous or bad?
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@@Outside998True, he's into what he does and he doesn't appear to be trying to scam anyone unlike others. Good on him.
Michael is a very friendly, buoyant personality. I spoke to him on FB very briefly. I sent him a message just to see if he'd respond. He was very gracious and glad to know that his video has brought so much delight to people.
thats real sweet, i guess if he does genuinely believe in this stuff u cant fault him for it, and it mostly seems to be affirmation and little relaxing rituals anyway, not hurting anyone as hes not claiming hes "fixing" people. not like that dude in that other video from this show who just typed on his invisible typewriter and was like "your legs are different but i poked the air a bit and now all your problems are fixed"
That's because Cortana from the original Halo Combat Evolved is with him, the Easter Bunny is with him, all eleven secret herbs and spices are with him, the original cast of Two and a Half Men is with him and archangel Giorno is very, very strong in the circle right now. Dude is literally doing the spiritual version of a head spin break dance style all up in this guys energy. *waves feathers* Also roses can get clapped.
“Well it was a 45 minute drive across town,the tickets were $400 bucks,and I had to wait in line for 2 hours…but once he spat those roses on me I knew it was worth it”
Does he charge for this? It’s only a scam if he’s paying. Belief if a hell of a thing. Churches run on belief but don’t require payment so it’s a bit different.
Between this guy throwing feathers and rubbing people with eggs, and Hercule throwing gang signs and checking leg length, it's a wonder Covid-19 has lasted this long.
As someone who studied massage therapy the only thing I can buy is the whole leg length thing to be honest. We were taught problems start from the bottom up. So if u have flat feet, knee issues or unevenness in your leg length we can accurately predict between 5-10 problems someone will have with pain before even assessing them fully.
@@christinedavidson5633 I've heard the same from chiropractors. My masseuse specializes in athletes and also works for a chiropractic clinic and she said it's rather common for legs to be misaligned
"Kelly stepped into the studio. He was nervous meeting his aunt again, after that devastating Thanksgiving that tore the family apart. His aunt had insisted on conducting a seance with the turkey. The family hadn't been the same since that fight but Mum insisted. And she had promised him $50 plus a slab of Bud Light. But when he saw the circle on the floor he couldn't help thinking to himself; "Please not again. She isn't going to try and sacrifice me to the Ostrich Gods again, surely?" That was the worst Christmas a nine year old could ever dream of."
Man, this guy is good. I’m listening to this while I play Ark, and right as I jumped into the ocean to swim to herbivore island, he said “just keep breathing. Breathe in all the love”
These comments... i just spent a better part of 30 minutes going through them. I've never laughed so hard in my life....and I've watched dave chappell. These comments have literally made my whole year. Im so glad I've come across this video and this gold mine of a comment section. Thank you all
What utterly baffles me about this guy is the vigor and intensity of everything he does. I have watched a lot of energy work and other woo and if any of them have a similarity it's the gentle, soft nature they tend to have in their voice, actions and movement. But this guy is flailing around feathers and grinding eggs into people with such force it actually makes it seem uncomfortable
Do these people ever get to some point and be like, wtf is this guy saying? Like, when he pulls out the egg, do they think, "ah yes, an egg, representing the fragility of life as well as the strength of birth and growth, naturally this perfect container will be a container for all his negative energy." Or do they hear him say that the egg is going to absorb all his negative energy, and they just think, "no the fuck it won't, it's just an egg."
The egg thing is really common in traditional spiritual cleansing, so that's not going to mess with this kind of people. The South American version also involves constantly slapping the client with a bunch of plants and spitting water on them, which is fun to watch.
Spider-Man is with you. Captain America is with you. Pennywise the Dancing Clown is with you. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are with you. Ghostbusters are with you. Sailor Moon is with you. Warren G. Harding is with you. Andrew Lloyd Webber is with you. Queen Victoria is with you. Anyone else you want here is with you, probably laughing their butts off.
@@jh1328imagine thinking one person can find a aspect of a video funny and comment on it, none of these beings are with you now, the spirit world has shunned thee
If you drop the egg, he has to spend an entire hour feather dancing with a mop and bucket to get the bad vibes off the floor. Also i really want blue boi to just FLING the egg into the guys face and sprint from the room screaming "Angel Bukaki!" but I have vivid intrusive thoughts.
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I can never decide whos more mental, the person performing it, the person who signed up for it, or me watching this absolute madness at 2am
or the person who tied their credibility to it by hosting the show
mental********
You ignored your phone's autocorrect to misspell it..
trust your phone next time
Mental**
or the aunt who looks extremely proud of herself, her nephew and archangel Michael……
@@chrismathews3261She’s an ND. I’m not sure how much credibility she got.
"Arch angel Michael is not here due to a scheduling conflict but sends his loving winds and a thumbs up"
Lmfao 🤣 😅😅 OMG 😅
incredible
His fart winds
Michael's Shamanic Healing is so powerful, he is capable of making 2014 look like 1984.
No way this is 2014
looooooooool
I would say 1994 lol
@@VoyddyoVit was 2014
Jack Sparrow is with you, Scrooge McDuck is with you, CJ from GTA San Andreas is with you, Archangel Ron Swanson and Archangel Babar the elephant are sending you energy.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg I hadn't thought about Babar in decades 😭😂 🐘
And archangel saul shaye is wit you over da phone.
@@MrAllen-fv9cj He just needs ta get some infahmation first.
I'll always be here for you, fam.
The fact that Kelly didn't burst out laughing when the feathers came out is proof the archangels were there
I feel like he practiced for this role his entire life. How the fuck did he stay so still? I would have been antsy after two minutes.
I love that at 51:50, the head nod that the egg absorbs negative energy is just common place from the lady in the back.
I mean, that is a common belief. that specific thing i mean. idk why but ive heard it in a looot of healing vids.
So nice for all the arch angels to make time and arrive for this one moment.
They're legally required to when someone with a bandana holds a burning stick.
Shamanic Healer: Take your shoes off.
Patient: Socks Too?
Shamanic Healer: Don't ask stupid questions.
easy to mock but you can't deny the asmr tingles are genuine
Not only that. Yes, the stuff he does has no scientific proof backing it up, but he is not harming anyone, and if his clients actually enjoy what he does and feel better, is it really that ridiculous or bad?
@@Outside998True, he's into what he does and he doesn't appear to be trying to scam anyone unlike others. Good on him.
I trust him more than anybody in the CDC
@@Outside998Well that depends. If he's making untrue claims and charging money, then it's fraud.
@@johannesbrahms9528 So you think he should be done for fraud because he can't prove he's communicated with spirits/angels?
Michael is a very friendly, buoyant personality. I spoke to him on FB very briefly. I sent him a message just to see if he'd respond. He was very gracious and glad to know that his video has brought so much delight to people.
thats real sweet, i guess if he does genuinely believe in this stuff u cant fault him for it, and it mostly seems to be affirmation and little relaxing rituals anyway, not hurting anyone as hes not claiming hes "fixing" people. not like that dude in that other video from this show who just typed on his invisible typewriter and was like "your legs are different but i poked the air a bit and now all your problems are fixed"
He does come across as a genuinely nice guy.
That's because Cortana from the original Halo Combat Evolved is with him, the Easter Bunny is with him, all eleven secret herbs and spices are with him, the original cast of Two and a Half Men is with him and archangel Giorno is very, very strong in the circle right now. Dude is literally doing the spiritual version of a head spin break dance style all up in this guys energy. *waves feathers*
Also roses can get clapped.
When you’re a con artist it pays to seem friendly
Next time tell him to stop co-opting other cultures in his filth
@@joearnold6881based pfp. There’s not much of us I tell ya but we are somehow still international. Lol
Never thought I’d see real life Prison Mike doing some improv in New Mexico…
Ha ha! "The dementours flew around all over the place and they'd suck the soul outta ya face and it hoit!"
Why don't these yahoos wear something more appropriate for this kind of stuff?
The woman in the chair is actually a ghost that only the shaman can see.
😂😂
What woman in the chair?
Pff hahac@@dylanhayth9971
Shes creepy. Looks like female Frankenstein
What shaman?
He has a bandana tied around his forehead so you know he’s legit. Helps keep the psychic powers in his brain under control.
He is all dressed up to go to a Bruce Springsteen concert circa 1983. Not sure how that is relevant to shamanic 'healing'.
It hides his third eye
@@nip9898 😂😂
Lmmfao...comedy gold comment
It’s been said before but it’s true … fraud is soooo relaxing
That’s how they get ya
And it’s crazy to think some people think it works
How do you know that his spiritual senses weren’t balanced from this?
You’ve just summed it up perfectly. There’s something about it being a performance, the silent contact between both parties.
Hes not lying, there's a gang of camera shy Archangels standing just out of shot, behind the ponytailed sacrifice hes preparing for them.
A rare creative YT comment
"And last but not least, Archangel Master Splinter is here with you"
5:40 he really was there
“Well it was a 45 minute drive across town,the tickets were $400 bucks,and I had to wait in line for 2 hours…but once he spat those roses on me I knew it was worth it”
This guy died shortly after because he did not drink plenty of water, and have a wonderful response.
The toxins took him out
That room has been used for more than one fraudulant activity
@@JamieAsh_ - *Fraudulent.
@@JamieAsh_what, the New Mexicos naturopathic medical show room? Name a single fraudulent healing done on the NMNMS
I always come back to these sort of videos to remind myself not to take life too seriously
When U2 disbands and you still have to make ends meet...
I would participate in this without thinking twice. This is so damn relaxing
Ahhh the feather and egg technique, very wise choice. Archangel Michael would approve
Wouldn't catch me dead being healed by a Crip, Bloods for life.
Blood gang gay
😂😂😂😂😂
Suwooooo
Nah Grove Street for life cuh 🤙
Honestly, I try to fall asleep to this but end up laughing. Back to, when I’m doing the healing and God is working through me.
im dying 😂😂😂
Don't forget to drink plenty of water. Only the OGs would understand that reference. 😂
I hope you had a wonderful response 🙏
@dougjp8848 Now the leg differential is... well you can't even tell, maybe a... a 32nd of an inch.
@@soupman7365I like when he says he does half of his healings on the phone now that’s a damn good con man
Lady in the back sat there like “yeah scam the shit out of him” 😂
Does he charge for this? It’s only a scam if he’s paying. Belief if a hell of a thing. Churches run on belief but don’t require payment so it’s a bit different.
I'm definitely going back to the comment section in a month or two. I think I won't be disappointed.
It's already been 2 months
I keep going back to 7:26 hoping he drops the egg.
Just a reminder to check the comments section for the updates, 3 years later. There are some golden ones in here.
@@b_lee20033 years later
Come back or Achangel prison mike will get the feathers out.
I watch this at night in bed, it helps me wind down mentally & fall asleep.
now if they did this right, both the shaman and the guest are supposed to get red in the face
I hate that I know exactly which video you're referencing, this community is something special lmao
Don’t let me push this joke for me , don’t let me pull this joke for me either, good job 😂
Dude with the bandana smells of sandwich breath js
Between this guy throwing feathers and rubbing people with eggs, and Hercule throwing gang signs and checking leg length, it's a wonder Covid-19 has lasted this long.
As someone who studied massage therapy the only thing I can buy is the whole leg length thing to be honest. We were taught problems start from the bottom up. So if u have flat feet, knee issues or unevenness in your leg length we can accurately predict between 5-10 problems someone will have with pain before even assessing them fully.
@@christinedavidson5633 I've heard the same from chiropractors. My masseuse specializes in athletes and also works for a chiropractic clinic and she said it's rather common for legs to be misaligned
this was done in 2014
Hercule! Ha. Now I can't unsee it.
The chick in the chair obviously trained in the Alexander technique lol
Think ‘no’ and free the egg
Did this guy just start naming ninja turtles?
Archangel unintentional ASMR is with you.
May they bless you with sleep.
Was not expecting the sudden breakout wind dancer with the feathers, being honest.
this was the best feeling in the world when I first saw it happening here lmao. The rhythm, feet to a good beat
beer gut, ridiculous headband, old t-shirt, sagging jeans. 10/10 healer
It's called fashion. You wouldn't get it 🫰
It is very easy to insult. That is why it is so popular among stupid people.
It’s a great relief to know arch angel azreal isn’t there yet
😂 Man alot of people are gonna miss this joke
Why it's so obvious😅 @@angelzavala1639
Archangel Isntreal is representing however
"Kelly stepped into the studio. He was nervous meeting his aunt again, after that devastating Thanksgiving that tore the family apart. His aunt had insisted on conducting a seance with the turkey. The family hadn't been the same since that fight but Mum insisted. And she had promised him $50 plus a slab of Bud Light. But when he saw the circle on the floor he couldn't help thinking to himself; "Please not again. She isn't going to try and sacrifice me to the Ostrich Gods again, surely?" That was the worst Christmas a nine year old could ever dream of."
Grandmother Willow is here too, and she’s laughing hysterically.
something about the old buzz of lights in older recordings is so... calming.
Man, this guy is good.
I’m listening to this while I play Ark, and right as I jumped into the ocean to swim to herbivore island, he said “just keep breathing. Breathe in all the love”
I swear on my life. Decided to read the comments and read yours at the exact moment he said this 🤣🤣🤣.
That's quite a slick beat he lays down with the feathers...
20:16 when I’m trying to get the fire going so I can smoke a brisket.
Oh no, he kicked the rocks and broke the circle! Now all those angels are free and are going to destroy the universe!
I've been looking for this video for a long time. I know it is asmr and makes me sleepy but its also really funny
The crazy rapid feather swinging has me dyin 😂
The bandana reminds me of prison Mike 😂
That lady is sitting on that chair like she's Shang Tsung.
Flawless relaxation.
"FINISH HIM"
"Lady this is not that kind of video."
Michael on GTA 6 will be like:
Sam is with you, Dean is with you, angel Castiel is with you.
The comments on these videos are the best. I’m dying laughing
These comments... i just spent a better part of 30 minutes going through them. I've never laughed so hard in my life....and I've watched dave chappell.
These comments have literally made my whole year. Im so glad I've come across this video and this gold mine of a comment section. Thank you all
Who is Dave Chappell?
The way he waves that feather around its like he's Harry Potter battling with Voldermort.
I've tried several times to watch this through, but I always fall asleep a few minutes in
Blame it in the angels.
I just love this show. Arch angel Michaels comments are with us..
Watching the feather dance at 1.25 speed is peak physical comedy
Shit made me laugh so much 😂
lol you're completely right
Archangel steven got stuck in traffic, he couldnt be here
I know you clicked because of that headband. It just screams authenticity.
Easy with the egg, fella. They’re 6 bucks a dozen!
And after all of this, Kelly's right leg is still 1/2" shorter than the left...sigh.
What utterly baffles me about this guy is the vigor and intensity of everything he does. I have watched a lot of energy work and other woo and if any of them have a similarity it's the gentle, soft nature they tend to have in their voice, actions and movement. But this guy is flailing around feathers and grinding eggs into people with such force it actually makes it seem uncomfortable
I enjoy the comments about how stupid this is, but I gotta say, I really like his style 😂
It's like what Elon Musk said. You know it's real because it looks so fake.
Limpias are generally done with vigor. It's to beat up the demons possessing a person. Source: Am Mexican.
@@nofatchicks12 the cyber truck is a fake off-road vehicle 🤣
Strong Bill Murray vibes
Now how am I supposed to sleep while reading all these golden comments?!
Imagine both Saul and this guy working on you back to back…
I like this new direction Ted Cruz is going in.
Do you think he loses his power if he takes off the bandana?
*Palpatine voice* He'll become more powerful then you can possibly imagine
What a fucking mess he’s made. Dying at these comments. This is one of the best videos I’ve ever seen lol. Actual howlin
There is no way this guy is not a comedian pulling off a long-con/practical joke.
Leonardo is with you, Donatello is with you, Rocksteady and Bebop are with you........
Do these people ever get to some point and be like, wtf is this guy saying? Like, when he pulls out the egg, do they think, "ah yes, an egg, representing the fragility of life as well as the strength of birth and growth, naturally this perfect container will be a container for all his negative energy." Or do they hear him say that the egg is going to absorb all his negative energy, and they just think, "no the fuck it won't, it's just an egg."
The egg thing is really common in traditional spiritual cleansing, so that's not going to mess with this kind of people. The South American version also involves constantly slapping the client with a bunch of plants and spitting water on them, which is fun to watch.
May the farce be with you.
This video turns into a horror show when you focus on the human cadaver in the back
"socks too?" 😂😂😂 bro tf wrong witchu , keep them
Gotta love how he gave Kelly the egg so he could get a drink.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Exactly what I said! 😆
Spider-Man is with you. Captain America is with you. Pennywise the Dancing Clown is with you. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are with you. Ghostbusters are with you. Sailor Moon is with you. Warren G. Harding is with you. Andrew Lloyd Webber is with you. Queen Victoria is with you. Anyone else you want here is with you, probably laughing their butts off.
Look at you over here stealing comments and such.
@@jh1328imagine thinking one person can find a aspect of a video funny and comment on it, none of these beings are with you now, the spirit world has shunned thee
@@lunarlightasmr4660 Will an egg waved around my head save me?
Replace this fella with Bill Murray in the Space Jam golf scene and people wouldn't even realise...
Holy shit lol
1:27 - i first thought he was holding a cigarette 😂😂😂
That woman is getting her rocks off big time
The ninja turtles as well as master Splinter are with you.
Why is 5:29 never mentioned in any of the top 5 best crip walks videos
On the upside, Kelly has been lint free ever since.
Archangel Michael, Archangel Raphael are with you, the mutants, the teenagers the divine ninjas are with you, from her breath cowabunga.
Hey, VSause! Archangel Michael here! 👼✨️
If you drop the egg, he has to spend an entire hour feather dancing with a mop and bucket to get the bad vibes off the floor.
Also i really want blue boi to just FLING the egg into the guys face and sprint from the room screaming "Angel Bukaki!" but I have vivid intrusive thoughts.
2:06 smoke em if you got em my fellow astral projectors
I lost it when he started throwing whatever those things are😬😂
Why did I get an impractical jokers vibe?
this guy looks, sounds and is named after Michael from GTA 5
The moves, the speed, a real light saber pro gamer💪💪💪🙏
I can totally see him tripping on the man and crack that egg on top of his head! the gifts of the angels I guess
This gangsta brings crip walk to a whole new level
Prison Mike?
I love that headband mike had complete disregard for keeping the “healing circle” intact 😂
Michael " Seven Angels" Guzzio has taken over the neuropathic racket in new mexico from Tomasso "Eggplant rollitini" Scarpezio
so this is what it’s like to be initiated as a crip
Yes
Bro just got jumped in to the Crips.
Arch Angel Urinal must get a lot of jokes.
3:50 - is the host of the show even watching or is she just falling asleep?
I think she is dead!! 😂😂😂 💯
I saw he made those triangles called triangles!
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Is anyone gonna talk about how this guy stand there for over an hour
It’s a loop
6:18 "I am a stupid feather sandwich"
He's keeping it 55th; you five me?