Professor Clemmons ASMR Test Session
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ต.ค. 2024
- You have a special visit with the Professor who performs a few tests to determine how you respond to certain A.S.M.R. stimuli. He also uses his computer to keep track and update your records throughout the session, while divulging some information about himself and the ongoings at the facility.
The Professor meant to perform a more thorough test with a laundry list of triggers. Unfortunately, he ran out of time as there are other patients he must attend.
00:03:30 Questionnaire / Updating your file
00:08:15 Initial brief hearing test
00:09:23 Hand movements
00:14:15 Cthulhu Blocks with R'lyehian
00:20:03 Football & AS football team discussion
00:24:56 SCP Mug & discussion
00:30:40 Peculiar Plastic Pouch
00:40:30 Box of matches
00:45:10 Flickering candle flame
00:50:49 Cutting mat
00:54:32 Tissue package & fade-out with keyboard sounds
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What is ASMR?
To me, ASMR is 2 things: a sensation and a medium (like music for example).
The sensation itself (ASMR) stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering and personal attention. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
ASMR videos, the medium, are not only meant to help induce the sensation or "tingles" in the viewer, but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. They often help those dealing with anxiety, stress, headaches, insomnia, mental health issues, concentrating, studying and more. It is quite therapeutic, for both the creator and recipient, which is not that much different than the mediums of music and painting, for example.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.
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I feel very relaxed, knowing that Nyarlathotep, a being that could destroy the whole earth, is performing ASMR tests on me.
Don’t forget immortal
"Also known as Nyarlathotep, the crawling chaos, the being of a thousand faces...but, most of my associates and patients call me Bill."
This casts Gravity Falls in a very different light.
IIIIIIIII realize that. I was tying his reference to another reference.
MagusMirificus lol that's what I though of too
HUZAH! A man of quality!!
Sanchi pichi sanchi pichi sanchi pichi sanchi pichi
I'm in awe of your creativity
such a talented guy
He's my dad
That sword in the stone picture though! Thinking back on that movie is a total trip haha. Seems like a dream.. Back when disney was absolutely insane =P
I like your name
The fact this is one hour exactly bothers me for unknown reasons.
lol
samr
well it's 1 hour and one second but when you click on the video it rounds it down to one hour
Loved that 🎉
Amazing characters. I would love a book about the plot of your world!
Oh goodness PLEASE that would be καταπληκτικός
Max Grassy yes!
a lot of it is based of Od HP lovecrafts stories, like the deep ones...
geeetube lmao yea cuz iggy is EXACTLY the same as clemmons
It took me a while after following ER to realize that the reason he uses Lovecraftian mythos so much is because he uses ASMR to stand for "Arkham Sanitarium Mental Rehabilitation" instead of autonomous sensory meridian response
TDragonus As someone who has been watching Uncle E for a while, this is a fairly recent addition to the lore. Glad to see you guys picking up on small details like this though :)
It's actually Arkham Sanitarium Methods of Relaxation
I believe he's said Mental Rehabilitation in one of his depression/anxiety videos.
Both are true. The facility is the Arkham sanitarium for mental rehabilitation. and the relaxation method is the arkham sanitatium methods of relaxation.
I'm loving all your recent asmr videos. You are awesome and unique!
He really is, I watch a lot of asmr videos from many different people but something about Rift just stands out to me
Ephemeral Rift's asmr world would be fun to see as a video game
Now that's an idea
I'd think a book suit it better, even a series.
YES like maybe a bloodborne / darksouls style!
Yes!
i dont think it would be good as a souls style game. maybe a open world, innsmoth and arkham sanatarium, from a first person view. that way, it keeps to the videos, cause we never see who we are supposed to be. sorta like doshonored, but more open
Is it weird that I'm actually getting really interested in the lore of these videos?
you're not alone
Bwizard777 not at all
NO! SLAY THE DAY
Nope!
you are spoiling us with the frequency of uploads :D
Man, that patient is so lucky to get to work with Margaret growing pumpkins, that sounds like loads of fun.
ohhhh uncle e lookin fresh af with that hair slicked off to the side!
Right!!?
Fuck yes daddy 😩
Wtf
i play 2 games of league and this happens...
Bill Wilson ok?
"I don't really understand hand motions as an ASMR trigger," I think to myself just before hand gestures give me some tingles.
"Most notably, SCP-049". Then, I searched. I can't believe I forgot the Doctor's number, ffs. Nevertheless, I eargasmed after checking.
I have to make some time for this :)
wow it’s you, i’m surprised
How much ammo do you have
Well, it's time once again to pretend I'm in a straight-jacket while I fall asleep... (--__--)
Guess who's back, back again?
Mr. Fat. Tell a friend
i like to pretend that im "voluntarily" strapped on to a chair as the professor performs asmr tests on me 😂
Strapped to a bed - I can never sleep upright
Animated ASMR i like to pretend im an artis and people are my canvas when it comes to asmr :p
love how his asmr videos are so different from everybody else's. he actually tries and takes his time to make these videos for us, thank you dad
Holy shit, did Clemmons just confirm he was Nyarlathotep?
And Corvus is his brother. Oh boy, he must have a hell of a mother
Actually, they aren't brothers by blood
Griffin Brumbelow my mind is blown!
IKR? REALLY set the mood for this vid, had me legit creeped out the first time I watched this one. Not a lot of people down here in the comments section appreciate the significance of the reveal though... :P
I dunno how you guys can pay attention to the plot of these videos, I fall asleep after 20 minutes. ):
Out of all of the hand motions you do, the 'sewing' one is the one that gives me the most tingles, for whatever reason. Thanks for the vid, Professor, always a pleasure.
I really like the way you do ASMR... Thank you for share.. :)
no sabia que te gustara Rift, a mi me gustan tus vídeos tb son muy acogedores :)
I love that bit at 1:00:02 when he screams into the microphone. It scared me good
A big fail but it got a few peeps
1:00:02
Offf ccoouuurrssee
Did anybody fall for this?
Bamboozled again
Almost got me
I was so happy to see Professor C. In my TH-cam feed. Waited very patiently for another video, now it will be on repeat for a WHILE. :D
Wanted to study. But first put on some ASMR, came across this video. Fell asleep behind my pc, hour later woke up, moved to my couch and spelt for another hour orso. Magic. Wasnt even tired.
Uncle E, I just wanted to state my gratitude for you wonderful videos. I truly enjoy your unique and creative humor, you never fail to deliver a smile to my face, and you certainly never fail to put my mind at ease and help me fall asleep. What a great service you provide to so many people and for FREE! Thank you for just being you.
It was one year ago today (15 minutes ago to be exact) that I first started watching your videos. I know because I asked my now girlfriend of a year out a few minutes into watching!
Daniel Yates were you watching it with her?
Ha! Yes I was, it wasn't a case of me having headphones in and then just randomly turning to her doing something else.
Daniel Yates nice profile pic, and congrats! My girlfriend of 3 years just left me so best of luck to you!
You're so ridiculously creative. I think you're amazing, Uncle E.
So i am getting my ASMR sesion from an Great Old One,who is perfectly capable of destroying my mind,sanity,and leaveme as a broken mess with capability of reason?
Nice.
Props to this guy for being so genuine about asmr!
u still got this account?
I really love how creative and amazing your asmr videos are, you put so much effort and detail into every single one of them to bring a unique experience, thank you for the awesome videos! :D
I needed this so bad right now. Going through some tough withdrawals after quitting that green. Thanks Rift.
spinach bro wtf. i dont fuk wit kale youre crazy
kale is where the real shit is at bro
Same. lol
I love how every video now ends with the legendary tissue package!!!
It's been a while, Professor. We've missed you.
your videos are great, but this one for some reason is instantly one of my faves
I thought you were going to say the former patient is now.... running for president. hahaha!
You really should write a book with all your characters in it with a plot twist! I think people would like to see how you really see your world and every place the characters has in it. Just a book with no ASMR reference in it, just your creativity with an awesome story including your many characters!
Glad someone else likes the SCP Foundation
Fadedgogeta We do not approve of their methods.
DeathRules oh please their methods are most effective.
I love the effect used in the first 15 seconds. It gave me tingles immediately. You should do a full video with it
I believe he has done at least two similar works; check out his 'consecratio salium' or 'soporific lampshade' videos
Give Urara1966 a listen if you like that, as well. I know he uses the effect frequently for his videos with a character named Cat Man. ER and him seems to be very good friends, so wouldn't be surprised if Urara inspired ER to use it as well! :)
What rift needs to do now is create some lore linking the sensation of asmr in the audience and what the old ones desire, i.e the sensation produces power for them or helps in opening rifts, this would also help to create a grander subtext for these sort of videos and would make the "personal attention" more sinister, just a thought anyway.
Well said buddy
Or the Great Old Ones just feed on stress and use Arkham as a feeding ground.
S̶u̶b̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶a̶n̶i̶t̶y̶ Aww I could definitely see that too, the only thing I would ask then is how the de-stressing activities of the clemmons and others feeds in to that, are they not simply pawns and instead part of some resistance? Maybe asmr is a resource capable of combating the Eldritch beings. Too corny? I suppose if you want to keep it simple asmr could just be the side affect of stress harvest.
Oh wow, I just got the Repairman reference when the computer froze. Paul is a creative genius
Your videos are always so wonderfully creative and artistic :) I love all your different characters and the effort you put into each one. Keep up the good work!
The invisible string-tying movements are so hypnotic. 💤
Dammit, I want to fall asleep to this right now. Buuuut, I gotta go to work. Tonight I shall be retuning back in
Loving the frequent uploads. Thanks ER!
Holy tingles! When you did the shadow speak part, I passes out instantly. :)
Keep up the amazing content.
I love the sound of keys on a keyboard being lightly pressed.
I'm so glad these series still exist 😢❤
Today is my birthday! I'm going to bed to this, great way to finish my special day!
oh shit lel
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday my d00d
Happy birthday young Silvia
Happy birthday bruh bruh
It seems like every Clemmons video he is somehow injured. I wonder if it's just for the vid or if a coincidence lol.
The Zambie Killa 52 maybe he’s doing blood rituals😟
He must suffer to bring calm to untempered souls
The cutting mat, that's a classic
I was half-expecting a reference to his cutting mat's disappearance (when Dave took it as a "practical joke").
Awesome asmr session, by the way.
i still come back to this for the needle and thread hand movements, its sooooo triggering for me i love it
00:03:30 Questionnaire / Updating your file
00:08:15 Initial brief hearing test
00:09:23 Hand movements
00:14:15 Cthulhu Blocks with R'lyehian
00:20:03 Football & AS football team discussion
00:24:56 SCP Mug & discussion
00:30:40 Peculiar Plastic Pouch
00:40:30 Box of matches
00:45:10 Flickering candle flame
00:50:49 Cutting mat
00:54:32 Tissue package & fade-out with keyboard sounds
If anyone is wondering; I did this for my personal use 🙃
lol@@R.2.Row.
HOLY CRAP!!! PLEASE do more of that fire blowing PLEASE!!!
this is my go to asmr video when i don't feel like watching any other ones
Looking good E, Keep it up bro, awesome video
so much more effort than most asmr channels. excellent job, i hope youll keep up the great work :)
The candle was my favourite. I love the atmosphere of this video and the blue screen of death part had me laughing pretty hard.
The sowing needle mime thing is like super effective 4 some reason
You're still the best ASMRtist out there.
You're still scaring the shit out of me.
KEEP IT UP!
The voices.. What do they mean, why do they always follow me. Deeply into mine own constraint, daunting and taunting, they fought me.
Only ignorance, isn't comforting this way. Someone help me, for surely i will fall asleep.
Wow
I have a headache.
⊙﹏⊙
GanonGuyToSmash for the order.
yeah
In just an illiterate cretin. I can't rad
Don't trust the doctor!!!.... Even if he has some damn good looks!
BDconrad thus is life, the ones who help, hurt the most.
I AM The Doctor!
Cthulhu public access denied.
I AM GROOT.
Halo the best dude!
I had an anxiety attack today and this helped me out a lot. Thank you, Mr. Rift.
Rift, your content is the best quality I've seen in any asmr vid ever
Yes! I get excited like a little kid every time there's a new Rift video. And the more lore, the better O_O
Could you do a video with just the Cthulhu blocks and the R'lyehian? I keep coming back to that section and am out like a light before the next trigger. Soooooo good.
Y'all acting surprised when he's like "Yo, I'm a Cthulu demon" when he's said this like 5 times before. Maybe ya fell asleep before you got to that part.
the hand motions were so mesmerising!
Simply the best, Uncle E
Uncle E, ya spoil us too much. All these vids in such short time? You truly are amazing especially considering the length of said vids lmao
I'm waiting for myself to pass an asmr video with some troll putting the scream from the scary maze in it and scares the living shit out of me, MARK MY WORDS!
Kil' Trax dude I have a constant fear of that you have no idea
I've thought about that possibility on multiple occasions; but I don't think that you would have to worry about that, you would see the video have a massive amount of dislikes and there would most likely be warnings from people in the comments
this problem was actually why I was hesitant to watch hypnosis videos back in the day. people did that shit all the time, but bill's method of looking at the likes and dislikes and reading comments weeds them out really well
I have been watching this channel and many other ASMR channels for about a year now.
And I wish I could experience ASMR, I have no idea what it would feel like
Why would I need lenses in my glasses. Cracked me the F up, all the while the Mrs is trying to sleep next to me. 😂
Thank you for those typing sounds, they were great!
I'd really like to see a video of just hand movements. Anyways, it's nice to see the professor again after so long. Great video as always Uncle E.
+rockincountry 96 could I trouble you for the name of said video?
Toru hand movements for asmr i think. Just scroll through his vids...was semi recent
This intro gave me chills, need more of those! :D
How Splentastic my appointment came just in time. i'm glad we can speak once again Professor C. I hope we can plan another appointment.
The ear to ear tapping on the foodball was very nice.
we haven't had a doctor clemmons video in for ever
I love the sewing motions! But what could you be sewing? The Invisibility Cloak of Azeroth ?
Not even 3 minutes in and there's already Lovecraft and Batman references. Bravo, sir.
Rate this in your top five vids for me. Cannot pin point what makes it so successful at helping me sleep, but I believe it is the slow speach pattern. Great vid. I think this one will get above 250k views easy.
That beginning its self is bloody relaxing
Thanks for this great video ER
I hope we get to see Corvus soon, I'm pretty sure that he's used up all of his vacation days working in Arkham Sanitarium.
Lucid A.S.M.R same
best timing ever!!! love you Mr Rift xoxo
With the lab coat on he looks surprisingly like Gordon Freeman from Half Life.
I always come back for that cutting mat.
As always a very relaxing Video :)
ER deserves way more subs
32:20 AHHHH YOUR SUFFOCATING ME!! AHNSUNSYJFSETIKOPFSUUUUUUHHHH...........
......*dead. *.*
I like the whole Arkham story line from the staff to the patients it works so well with asmr keep up the good work.
ive been waiting for this video for sooooo long!!!!!!!
I've waited so long for another clemmons video. (:
Is TH-cam your job? Or do you work part-time or full time somewhere? I just think it would be weird to work with someone and they find your videos.
While I may not have the answer to your question, I do have to say that your profile name is cool as shit. 10/10.
He has a different job, but I don't recall if he has said what it was. He has mentioned his commute to work and such things in previous videos.
Whenever Uncle E brings up other characters, I just imagine a society full of E.R clones living their lives as they do.
I wonder what happened to Andy Steve Michael Roberts...
When you whisper into the mic, what language are you speaking and what are you saying?
he says in description
I think I've said it before, but I'll say it again; You truly are an artist. I respect and appreciate your uncompromising creativity. You offer more than just an ASMR experience. I hope that you have many outlets for the obvious talents which you posses
Father E is a better father than my "father".
What. Who the fuck comments that.
@@jakeneylon1853 father E
This is the only video I can find where someone mimes the threading of a sewing needle as a hand movement, which is unfortunate as it’s one of the most relaxing things known to me regarding the world of ASMR
I feel bad for never finishing Rift's videos, I usually fall asleep partway through!