Where did it all go wrong? (Balatro)
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I for one welcome the era of the Balatro. Long live the pogs
Long live the egg
Balatro is the truth
You are part of the majority brother
I'm loving this game and content
Not long until he gets too tired of the chatters I fear
“Fibonnacci was the guy who invented double it and give it to the next guy” is such a great bit
I don't get it, can someone explain this to me? Isn't the Fibonacci sequence all about addition, not multiplication? Or is it just "haha, numbers go brr"?
The Fibonacci joker doubles the Fibonacci cards.
me when I spread misinformation
@@arthurdent5357it literally doesn't.
it adds +8 mult to fibb numbers
It doesn't perfectly work but it's because the sequence is made by starting at 1+1. Then you take the added sum and add it to the last number in the sequence. So 2+1 then 3+2 then 5+3 and so on. So you are taking your number and your last guy's number and then giving it to the next guy to continue the sequence
Idk if he reads these but if anyone has the same confusion, there are three types of card upgrades in the game-
Seal: Red, Gold, Purple, and Blue
Edition: Foil, Holo, Polychrome
Enhanced: These are the ONLY cards which count for those triggers in game which happen on/to "enhanced" cards. They include Bonus, Mult, Steel, Gold, Glass, Lucky, Stone, and Wild
A card can have one upgrade from each category for 3 total, but no more than one (i.e. a lovers tarot enhancement to wild will replace glass, but wild will be added in addition to polychrome or any stamp).
The way I personally keep track of this is visually. The "enhancements" all change the texture of the card in some way (red scribbles on a mult card, running mascara on a wild card). The editions all add some sort of sheen on top of the card texture, rainbow for polychrome, holographic for holo. The stamp is added on top of the whole thing, as a real stamp would. Hope this might help!
Here's how I remember it: Editions are things that the wheel of fortune can give
Running mascara on the wild card??? That’s crazy man. Getting freaky on the cards
wild cards 🤤
bro i just don't know how to play poker in the first place
Running mascara on the wild cards? Am I edging to balatro
You’ve got me saying “I’m cooked” or “now we’re cooking” when I’m playing this game now.
The question of the day is always my favourite part of these videos
But what's your favorite pizza topping, though?
I got this game a couple days ago after watching one of your videos randomly and as someone that loves playing poker on breaks at work never thought id see a poker roguelike.
Ill be playing this for years thank you!
Never won a run with the Abandoned Deck? It's actually my favorite! It comes with a free 12 cards of deck thinning. You're really just losing a few chips of card value per hand, it's miniscule.
Agree, it's been my favorite as well but your runs get so tanked when you get a string of face enabling jokers early on. Conversely sometimes you get Bus early and cruise control.
@@touchpadnm1 i thought bus would be cracked too, but imo +1 mult every hand simply isn't fast enough unless it takes a bunch of hands to beat a blind,, but then that would mean your money income is low, which is its own big problem. in most cases i wouldn't pay $1 for 1 mult and that's pretty equivalent to how bus pass works.
abandoned deck with wee joker, fibonacci, and hack goes hard. Hiker plays nice with those three as well. I like thinking of hack and wee joker together as a ventriloquist's act
It was the only deck I managed to win with in my 10 hours with the demo so it has a special place in my heart
Me when there's multicellular spiders in the lake:
illegal moves in rock paper scissors blew up in my area as a kid from an episode of pete and pete , I remember busting out volcano and dynomite 😂😂😂
SAP is dead, long live the new SAP!
Root of 1000 is so wonky because imagine you are multiplying two equal numbers to get 10. 3x3 is 9, so it would be 3 and something. 1000 is the same thing kinda.
a second balatro video has hit the subscription feed (in one day)
the ion understander has logged on
There is no reason to put mult multipliers at the back if you don't have any cards adding mult.
Good habit, but it's wasted time when it was mentioned
I hit the refresh and the PEGGED gods provided 🙏
My favorite pizza topping is probably pepperoni but i also really like mushrooms
Hi NL thanks for the pog balatro content! Could you maybe consider turning on the high contrasy cards from the setting? All it does is makes it easier to tell clubs/spades and diamons/hearts from each other, would make the vids much more watchable for color blind people, and in general
pepperoni
Meatball and garlic on Sicilian pie, well done of course all pizza should be well done. Honorable mentions: chicken vodka and parm, meat lovers, and yes pepperoni of course.
My favorite pizza topping is Italian Sausage thanks for asking NL
Does ancient joker actually only draw from suits you have?
balatro runs? i sure hope it does!
I think the bus was needed even though it was ante 8. (Maybe in place of fibonacci? Im unsure which joker to replace there)
Now that Im looking at it, in place of ancient joker would be better cuz that's only giving like 4 mult
@@ultima1275you may be insane
It pains me that he wasn't playing straight flushes with Four Fingers joker. You only need 4 of a suit and 4 in the straight. IE: 2, 3, 4 of clubs, 5 of any suit, then one more clubs and you get a straight flush. The 4th clubs doesn't need to be in the straight to count towards it.
it's all about the mushrooms on pizza!
fav pizza topping gotta be capers man
Your wish: Simple. One pogged up run, good joker good luck good plays by NL. You saw the thumbnail.
The Monkey's Paw's twist: You saw the impending doom thru the title.
My favorite pizza topping is pepperoni, crispy
Its definitely pepperoni.
NL what headphones are those? they look amazing
Silly northern lion, playing dynamite is only beaten in rps by making up something bigger, ultimately culminating in nuke and black hole
NL rerolling the shop for the +2000 mult joker 🙄😤
Just wait till he finds the challenges XD.
Pickled red onion is pretty good on pizza
18:00 Rock, Paper, Scissors rougelite??
my fagourite pizza topping is cheese
34:30 "when i put the mushroom in my mouth"
I don’t think NL should stream runs on higher stakes. Not because I don’t believe he can win them, but I feel like they can be a vibe killer because they are significantly harder to even get a run that is worth trying to win with. I think higher stakes could make for really good TH-cam exclusive content because he can just not post the half hour of holding R on ante 1, 2, and 3. It would definitely be pog content, just don’t want chat to kill the game and backseat seeds that pretty much just force a hold R reset.
Wait you can use stone cards for straights? I thought it didn’t count at all? That’s so cool
Just with four fingers brother
Lol when my guy played 7 8 9 10 and "threw away" the 6... It's not that funny, but it hit just right...
I been in the game for ten years makin' TH-cams
Ever since honeys was wearin' Sassoon
Now it's '24 and they clock me and watch me
Diamonds shinin', lookin' like I robbed Fibonnacci
my favorite pizza topping is tomato sauce
Commenting at 3:45 to preemptively get mad about him missing four-finger straight flushes... again.
I need MOOOOOOOORE
im way better at knowing what to do when someone else is playing and i dont know how to fix that. im not trying to backseat and also i just keep losing lol
square root of 1000 is not a multiple of 10 because we live in a three dimensional universe. It's also why CUBE root of 1000 is 10. Don't @ me, I'm delusional, you can't convince me I'm wrong.
that's not why the square root of 1000 isn't a multiple of 10 lmao it's literally just because numbers, our system of writing makes it look as though the numbers are related, and they are, just not in every way possible
Its mushrooms, you dont care.
Steven King be pogging because the decks do be getting Thinner.
Jokaire tier list
im BEGGING this guy to stop leaving the shop with 80 bucks
People who think mushrooms on pizza are goated
👇
mushrooms on anything is goated
ok, ok (interested)
The arm is my least favorite Blind dude, I think you'd have been much better playing one amazing lucky hand :( The Arm Post-nerfing your deck is way too strong
do people still put "first" comments? First
stop
@@junipre985First
Stop
43:32 me waking up in the recovery room after getting phalloplasty and penectomy confused
+2
Read this comment early and knew when I got to this time without even looking, goated comment.
Dude, you made me laugh out of my belly, thank you for that!
The ancient joker adding like 4 mult every hand because it triggers during cards not during jokers: 🗿
It's kind of funny seeing chat pester him to put cards last when it doesn't matter at all (I know it matters when he starts having mult cards and fibonacci)
@@severinlindskog7670yep he truly got one-guyed there. in general it's good practice i guess tho
The chatter was incorrect, 'Ancient Joker' is the only joker of the type that doesn't choose it's suit based on your deck, it just picks a random suit each time.
'Castle' does choose a suit based on your deck.
'Mail-in Rebate' and 'The Idol' pick cards based on your deck.
how do you know this is true, i think it maye be true as i had rhe checkered deck and it chose clubs but i had 2 wild cards so i don't know
@@Qyubij The game's source code is unencrypted, you can unzip the exe and look at it. The selection process for these jokers is in common_events, lines 2300ish.
(I think the first time i posted this it got auto-removed because it read the filename as a url.. ?)
ah, so that's the reason I hate ancient joker so much, I couldn't put my finger on it. I'm a flush andy
Pineapple. I dont get it alot but i eat alot of pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple has a refreshing element to it especially when last week you had bbq chicken pizza and the week before you had philly steak pizza. Pineapple enzymes cutting through all the greese, curding up the cheese, sweetness cutting through the saltiness. Pineapple pepporoni was thought out by the person who drew the blueprints for the pyramids.
Pineapple + Jalapeño is my pizza toppings goat
@@genieinthepot2455 , was going to say the same thing. Definitely a favorite
rerolling the boss blind was catastrophic
Rerolling the boss blind being scared of hitting 560k after rolling out a 1.7m hand goes craaaazy
NL "Discarding a 6" around 8:30 absolutely killed me
he only needs 4 cards for a straight so he added the 6 so if the points wern't enough with that hand he would'nt have the 6.
"Where did it all go wrong?" Must I prolong this swan song so far along till all cards are withdrawn?
As I seek ancient wisdom from a peculiar joker, I could not help but notice that my run might be over.
My heart grew so cold as I garnered no gold, the air in my lungs ceased by a four-fingered chokehold. egad!
The runner had ran with it, Fibonacci had spammed a bit, the license in hand popped with reckless abandonment.
X3, deary me, maybe gods doth bleed, as through greed we concede before ante 13. GG!
Poets walk among us
@@brennannowers9834
This is poetry.
Type A chatters chatting like,
"Why is he losing?"
That ancient joker tech where it "only uses suits in your deck" is false
The times he misses straight flush is gonna make me a type a chatter
bro forgot what purple seal does
@@jiggly821two choices: get tarot card, or
not lose the game.
He chose the latter
my fav pizza topping is onion slices
Yea they do go really good on pizza especially if they are a bit crispy.
My favorite pizza growing up was probably a combination of onion and Italian sausage slices. Slightly well done. 🎉
@@Haanskimeatball and garlic on Sicilian, I live in NJ so pizza is legit here, best pizza I’ve had trust me. Of course NYC has the best places but NJ has a ton as well.
Based
Adult pizza
"I think we can get rid of Fibonacci at some point" never been more disappointed in NL
my type A chatter within me goes absolutely nuts and wants to scream at all the straight flushes NL missed with four fingers
Fibonacci was actually helping your score a lot more since it was giving you flat mult that was able to get multiplied by the idol. All the other cards that added mult triggered after the Idol so it wasnt really doing much. Like 10x1.5=15 but 23x1.5=34
Yeah but once you get enough multipliers they add up pretty quickly. For example if you have 1 or 2 steel cards in your hand then applying a 1.5x on the top end will probably add more than 8 or 16 flat mult on the bottom
@@rhysdenno5993 steel card would actually also only benefit from something like fibonacci because steel cards trigger after played cards and before jokers. What im saying in my comment is, jokers that trigger multiplicatively on cards benefit from jokers that add mult from cards triggering
Fact correction: Fibonacci inspired ”double it and give it to the next guy” but back in his day it was called ”add what you offered the last guy to what you offered me and give it to the next guy”
The chatter who said ancient joker looks at your deck to determine the suit made that shit up.
I heard it today from Skootie, so I'm inclined to believe it.
It’s an easy bait since the idol joker does do that supposedly, but I was playing on checkered deck with ancient and it picked diamonds when I definitely had none.
@@arthurdent5357skootie said ur mom gey
@@jacklorenz4274 yup same
Was the diamon picked when you bought it, it default picks diamond first and then changes suit after the round. @@jacklorenz4274
keep em coming brother these are my favourite videos you've ever made
Dude I fucking love mushrooms and it's cool that you don't but I still want to cook you some
HOLY SHIT NO WAY
Ya boy was here for it, off the rip
I swear half of NL's fans will play the same game as him just to understand why he's bad at it.
yessir
With four fingers you can play a 4 card straight with 3 of the same suit and play your last card with that suit to get a straight flush
The Rock Paper Scissors bit is incredible. That chatter was absolutely on the shits.
Calabresa for me actually
in the demo i got the bus on the first turn with the no face cards deck. autowin
Jalapeños, especially with pinapple for a nice spicy/sweet collab.
egg, over easy, on a pizza. kinda weirded me out too but was pleasantly surprised.
I like feta on my pizza tbh
I like mushrooms but I find that the pizza doesn’t cook as well with mushrooms on it. I have no scientific proof it’s all anecdotal but that’s what I’ve found.
the cheese doesn't brown as well when there's lots of toppings on it, it's not just mushrooms
NL, random deck exists. It's the last one you unlock.
May the balatro flow for many happy centuries
Blud is beyond saving from the balatro addiction
Gotta say, Mushrooms are a classic pizza topping but I think black olives are my favorite. That or green peppers. Also making me hungry for pizza at 9 am
The amount of chatters who constantly tell NL to move mult multipliers to the back when it doesn't matter is insane - if you're going to backseat at least be right
Is anyone ever going to tell him that four fingers lets you play straight flushes way easier?
Pepperoni do be tasty
pineapple is my fav
black olives
Balatro runs
Lets gooooo
pepperoni
i leik teh peprony
NL will have 1 dollar increment rerolls and 80 dollars and only reroll the shop 6 times before going next, on ante 10.
immediately followed by "i think we're in trouble".
you can't make this shit up brother (42:10)
30:28 The square root thing is because "1000" have an odd number of zeros! As "square" in square root implies 2 turns out only numbers with an even number of zeros have square root divisible by 10.
i always listen in to my partner watching your videos. i'm a certified hate-watcher but it's always a delight to watch your videos with them. jalapeños are the best pizza topping for sure
I think olives are my fav, but I cant tell if it's the double pepperoni activating my olives or the other way around...