so i did the math, at 15:22 the MINIMUM speed carson is going is 2545415767 m/s, which is just barely under 8.5x the SPEED OF LIGHT (edit for clarification: during this section there is one frame of carson at the world border, and the next frame of him somewhere relatively close to the center of the world. assuming the video is 60fps, we can take the total distance traveled in one frame, multiply that by 60, and get his instantaneous velocity in m/s. the reason i say minimum speed is because this assumes he's traveling in a straight line from one location to the next, if he actually looped around the world somehow by stack overflowing like suggested, his speed is much higher as the distance to travel is nearly tripled.)
Uhhh media share crugson cool 1:40 nah see that meme is cool now 2:17 he thanked them for the request don’t be mean 3:02 pardon 3:16 see banban 4:10 yeah true 4:24 cool stuff man that’s nice 4:38 why do they document it like this 7:03 wha idk what’s that 9:42 this is great 15:22 wtf even 16:21 bro
15:21, What's insane is there's a frame where you actually can see the world boarder. I don't understand how that happened, but I guess he hit the boarder and stopped there long enough for it to show up before if I'm understanding correctly he went through it?
I’m happy to hear Bob Donut’s son Bob Donuts II will be following in his Father’s footsteps. I look forward to a long and successful career in his political adventure.
Hey carson, i was a subscriber and a huge fan of yours for a long time. But since you did that one "im the rock" joke i dont want to ever see a video where you appear Sincerly, a fan of simpler times
Are these so called “Hilarious Videos” in the room with us Carson?
true kneeslappers
@@schmee9025 kneesleepers 😴💤💤🛌
Simpler times :(
@@RisingIy sleepier times 😴💤🛌💤💤
Not any more. They're "Strange Videos" now.
A soldier once asked CallMeCarson for hilarious videos.
Carson said: "no"
Modded Minecraft, but the hilarious videos hurt you…
Holy shart, it's THE saulteenutz
@@Natters360holy smokes, it’s THE Natters360
Fart
underrate commehsjahdnbwysudhshhd
my favorite part is 14:50 when you go so fast you crash the server and make like 55 thousand empty region files
He *always* does this
ALWAYS
Uhuh, sure buddy. They’re “funny”.
theyre so blursed, and silly! haha! leave a like and reply if you also laughed! so funny!! im rock!
memememmemeeeemmememmeemeememememe
@@earflapphat🗿
I don't get it 🌚
He was so offended by your comment he changed the title
18:37 gone but never forgotten.
Bob donuts a real one ,
simpler times when he was mayor
CallmeCarson exponetially flings himself to the world border and makes the server 72 Petabytes
i like when loki uses a voice filter and becomes a different creature
so i did the math, at 15:22 the MINIMUM speed carson is going is 2545415767 m/s, which is just barely under 8.5x the SPEED OF LIGHT
(edit for clarification: during this section there is one frame of carson at the world border, and the next frame of him somewhere relatively close to the center of the world. assuming the video is 60fps, we can take the total distance traveled in one frame, multiply that by 60, and get his instantaneous velocity in m/s. the reason i say minimum speed is because this assumes he's traveling in a straight line from one location to the next, if he actually looped around the world somehow by stack overflowing like suggested, his speed is much higher as the distance to travel is nearly tripled.)
0:03 Turbkey Sandich reference?
turbkey samdwich
turbkey sandwich
turbkey said which
YIPEEEE
bread
okay but imagine being Gavin and waking up at 3 AM to Carson's voice message and wondering if he's finally snapped
23:10 video starts
You're a life saver thanks dude 👍
No offence meant to carson just jokes
@@colingrant3545RUDE!
Thanks man you’re a lifesaver
I'm loving these random Steam games
WHY ARE YOU HERE
WHY ARE YOU HERE
WHY
PLEASE TELL ME
WHY ARE YOU HERE
@@OliAtypical you clearly like it
@@This_Guy3323 eugh
Learn a new joke
@@OliAtypicalpower word explode
seeing the 'Minecraft, 2011' tag is sending me spiraling man
Loved Carbon's particle accelerator impression
4:27 "im rock" very fuuny
Modded Minecraft that reminded me of Simpler Times.
yeah its why i clicked
dig-make, but the absence of light is detrimental to your health
Carton is truly one of the people ever
Thank you Carson you’ve truly helped me through some tough times such as right now. Keep doing what you’re doing man
Carson going past the farlands is definitely going into the "best of 2024" compilation or I'll be upset
That audio message was pretty informative, thanks for including!
7:52 OK HE DID NOT HAVE TO CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT. people always say id be good at football and i hate it
You should've added when Quacks tried to bribe BlueLight with adding him on Epic. That shit is crazy lore.
0:19 cool sneeze
Uhhh media share crugson cool
1:40 nah see that meme is cool now
2:17 he thanked them for the request don’t be mean
3:02 pardon
3:16 see banban
4:10 yeah true
4:24 cool stuff man that’s nice
4:38 why do they document it like this
7:03 wha idk what’s that
9:42 this is great
15:22 wtf even
16:21 bro
thanks
4:40 Carson, as someone with a stutter who is also named Carson, we do NOT give you authority to laugh. Apologize.
i literally didn't. you have no proof
4:52@@CallMeCarsonLIVE
And 5:15
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE 4:40 Carson, as someone with a stutter who is also named Carson, we do NOT give you authority to laugh. Apologize.
w-why d-don’t you g-guys t-t-type like this
You missed an excellent opportunity to scream "It's been five years?! I'm BACK!"
Video ends at 23:10
Thx I really needed this!
Thank you. 😊
Such a time saver
thank u
15:07 they’re trying and telling you to “turn it off” like you have any power over “millions of blocks a second”
Its like trying to turn off a railgun while the projectile is already rapidly accelerating
Was unironically rewatching the old minecraft donation streams today. good shit.
So sad that this is going to be the last episode of the modded Minecraft server
dont smile because its over, cry because it happened
is it actually?
Yeah, he's not going to stream it anymore
@@Ryhon it's so minecraftover
we started a season 2 you're just not in it lol
"Medio de noche" is NOT a spanish holiday 😭😭😭
hehe it sounds like mayonnaise
man it's worrying that as an architecture student, this is what i look forward to.
ONESHOT MENTIONED!!!!!!!
He didn't complete the game :(
18:56 azumanga daioh mentioned!!!!!!
15:21, What's insane is there's a frame where you actually can see the world boarder. I don't understand how that happened, but I guess he hit the boarder and stopped there long enough for it to show up before if I'm understanding correctly he went through it?
Don’t run from your mistakes, CallMeCarson. “Strange” videos… or something more?
Remember that the definition of "hilarious videos" is a subjective opinion, even if the opinion is wrong.
Good to see you back, Coward ❤❤
Does Squidward take request? If so could he play weird pictures of toilets 4?
BIG LION
I remember my grandfather regaling me with this tale back when it was streamed
I had a stressful morning. This notification made it better :)
Genuinely thank you
3:57 Car "The Rock" Son
Bro this stream was so good I was about ready to lake my own highlights video cause its been so long
these videos are healing my mind
oneshot more like awesomeshot
no way
He didn't do the Solstice ending 😢
more like oneblock
Thanks carson! i loved watching this video while ripping out my toenails! it made it a much more fun time! i will definitely be doing it again!
I like the title change to reflect the REAL state of these videos
No way I made the intro😂 that’s sick
10:41 Reggie spotted
Callmecarson is alot like sushi. Sometimes I like it.
Good comparision 👍
that was the slowest 8 minutes of my life, followed by the fastest 15 minutes of my life
I'm already rewatching.
20:27 that sound is from dishonored 1 when the music box overseers start playing their tune this is what you hear
13:10 hahaha so funny
16:45 woo yeah Gianni Matragrano mentioned!
Cereal when has milk: *gavin noises*
Cereal when no milk: *carson zooming on laugh*
You're down tremendous with those catgirls & girl mobs my guy
I audibly passed away when you got flung into mach 500. TY funny man
I love how he changed the title because of all the bullying.
14:50 MADE IN HEAVEN!!!
The offering truly is a work of art...
8:57 he got reminded of Jawsh’s birthday Mario maker stream
IM BACK!
20 YEARS!
carson has uploaded... billions must be bored
Modded minecraft but carson wakes up the next dimension and sends chaos to his world
Finally. A new cmc video
9:03 the minecraft allay came back to laugh at us.
Modded Minecraft but my viewers videos hurt you
Wowzers! What a funny video!
Bless you my sneezy boi 🤣🫱
Dattebayo
I started watching this video after I made myself some sandwiches for a lunch. The coincidental timing is hilarious.
I'm a callmeCarson fan of course I watch his videos before 30 minutes...
Thank you for editing the transitions between clips so there’s no audio pops 🙏
That stuttering guy was funny af
Respectfully
What a good day to be alive, car man uploaded
watching this felt like scrolling reels with commentary
These sure were some Hilarious Vide- OH MY GOD! IM BACK! 500 YEARS!
Im glad Carson finally found out about the Greater Sage Grouse
The fart on my roommates door media share was my brown note today, thanks man
I’m happy to hear Bob Donut’s son Bob Donuts II will be following in his Father’s footsteps. I look forward to a long and successful career in his political adventure.
Minecraft, but the hilarious hurts you...
19:04 So did I… I think that’s what that video was supposed to do
I definitely edge my drawing tablet to your streams
Mining? That rocks
You guys don’t understand that Wendell got the sickest fanart on the CMC Discord server
God bless Eric for his service.
I need more of this 😭🙏
I'll watch this now, but i will only actually appreciate this video on my second watch tomorrow
I am rediscovering the joy in this viewing experience on my third watch rn
You're gonna run out of synonyms for funny one day
Bro went into orbit there at 15:05
Wake up, new CullMyCarcass video.
Hey carson, i was a subscriber and a huge fan of yours for a long time. But since you did that one "im the rock" joke i dont want to ever see a video where you appear
Sincerly, a fan of simpler times
Carson threatens to upload a “funny video”
eric can never win an argument with the homies. i feel so bad for bro
This makes me want to play vanilla Minecraft again. Here mojang have 3 dollars so my friends can play too
i really need that first video
Another hard watch Carson!
I need to know what Gavin responded with after you sent him that glorious voice message