@@cmaulion definitely not, you could easily get a gun done with two go’s at solo zombies, the best way to probably do it is get to round 30 or something like that and then restart
@@gudboidest2201 FACTS. I honestly feel, deep down in my soul, that activision and treyarch decided to disable sbmm or something for the beta so they could reel in casual players to buy their game. But now that I realize it, this game is no better than modern warfare regarding gameplay. Still, the facts stand this game is broken and unfinished and it is still in beta
@@percygoodbeard4827 I’m pretty sure they did disable it, or at least make it much weaker, because in the alpha/beta my lobbies would stay with the same people for multiple games
CHALLENGE: Take a day off and spend time with you wife ❤️ Just make sure your mental health is good and your health I general. WE LOVE THE GRIND..Who else agree Jev the best content creator?
@@opfreak that’s what I’ve been saying everyone saying it’s bad and I’m like well it’s way better than modern warfare because people actually use their left stick and don’t camp all game every game
Challenge accepted: Take a god damn break. We are worried for you please don’t do this to yourself Edit: Thanks for 800 likes! Also, yeah I understand to some this may seem easy. But it is NOT easy. The fact he unlocked dark matter in between taking care of his wife, uploading, editing, and other technical stuff is impressive. I get we don’t want to miss uploads because we all love his content, but I and many others hate seeing him so depressed and tired, and we want the best content from him and the best health for him. So please, give him a break. Can you unlock Dark matter in a little under a month while having a wife, a big TH-cam channel, and trying to please millions of people
It’s crazy to think honestly, I was in the 7, going to 8th grade when I started watching Jev. Now I’m a sophomore in college, time flies mann. Jev you’re a legend!
@@aleppo1 What the fuck does that have to do with anything? He'll accept challenges when he feels like it. If I were him, I wouldnt do challenge accepted either, because the "challenges" people post are so fucking stupid. They aren't even challenging.
They obviously going to fix it and I would rather have the game now then wait for them to fix every little detail and it's not an easy task so just give them a chance
Found your channel from the reading hub comments vids back in the day and have been here everyday since. Just wanted to say thanks for always bringing a little bit of happiness everyday
Funny you brought that up! I was just thinking about how long I’ve been watching. Started in 2015 my freshman year in college now I’m 23 and have a full time job lmao. Crazy how fast this shit goes by
Nah, I reckon they’ve just purposely ‘bugged’ the progression when you get very close, so it will generate more hype and encourage more players to go for it later on in the cycle. After all, many people don’t have Cold War yet let alone thought about grinding to DM Ultra.
I’ve been watching you since I was in 5th or 6th grade and you were still in Darth I believe, right before you joined TK, and now you have multiple millions of subscribers, and I’m a freshman in college and it’s crazy how as you’ve grown I have grown up watching you and I thank you
Been watching you since 2013/2014... I remember when you’d post random games here and there but was pretty much cod. Also remember the 2-4min videos of Bo2, Ghosts, etc and here we are now... I was in middle school like 7th grade at the time... here I am just about half way through College about to go to my 4th semester / Second half of sophomore year in January of this semester ends in Dec. Got finals review and finals for next 2 weeks but my grind for this game and watching you shall continue. Jev’s literally the reason why I am here today. The TH-cam algorithm and this man in general have gotten me through possibly the darkest years of my life and I am forever thankful because of it.
Jev:I looked over papers to get a grasp of the content before a test Me who literally looked over a quizlet for 3 minutes before a French quiz today:same
Yea we still watchin bro, shoutout to everyone who grew up with you too, now I'm just working a job I hate and playing video games on my free time. Kinda wish I could play full time whether it's competitively or as a content creator. You have one of the best jobs possible.
Jason : when I’m done with my test I’m done , don’t think ima sit there and wait for everybody else , cause I’m just going to go right to sleep , what are the gonna do pri my eye balls open , send me to the office so I can sleep , call my parents and send me home to sleep more , true words of a legend
Been watching you since I was in 7th grade. I would now be a sophomore in college. Jev you’ve really helped me through a lot, been with me thru the depression and happy times. I’ve never once missed a vid. I went to hospital one time for mental health reasons and it was killin me I wasn’t able to watch you. As soon as my fam picked me up I put my earbuds in and watched you all the way home. Keep up the great work 💪🏼 just thought I’d leave some wholesome and positive vibes
speaking of watching you for a long time. been watching you since i was in grade 6 and now i’m three years out of highschool. definitely grown up with your content. you and felix have been the cornerstones of my internet content over these years 😂
Yo big facts, I'm in my 4th year of college and been watching you in some way for years. Honestly, you're one of the few people playing COD that I stuck with
Playerbase: The camos are broken! Treyarch who could easily make a 10-minute fix: I'm sorry, what did you say? edit: calm down it was a joke. I know they are working hard. Relax.
What a memory trip, I remember starting uni in Covid and getting dm ultra arnd the same time jev got it and wondering why I didn’t have it because of this specific thing. Crazy now that I finished college and now going to med school got this video randomly on my feed and watched it again. Thanks for all the laughs and moments u gave me big guy.
“I’m finally done with the dark matter grind...in multiplayer.”
👀
@@ilovemywifey21307 i don’t think zombies is as hard as mp
@@cmaulion once you have all guns upgraded it only takes a couple games to get golden viper for each gun
@@cmaulion definitely not, you could easily get a gun done with two go’s at solo zombies, the best way to probably do it is get to round 30 or something like that and then restart
@@cmaulion Zombies will be super easy tbh since all his guns are already maxed.
Me: “So do you have Dark Matter unlocked”
Jev: *Well yes, but actually no*
This is the most accurate well yes, but actually no meme
nice pfp
Tbh this is very accurate
@@gabrielroman7313 ayy yoo where the fuck did you get that pfp
@@Enrique-vl5kr idk it seems we’re increasing in numbers
“THE DARK AETHER GRIND STARTS AND SO DOES MY DEPRESSION”
Now this... this is good
OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on TH-cam. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear javo
Shouldn’t be too hard he has the guns levelled up
@@yahyavali5494 true but it takes a long long time
@@AxxLAfriku I am already subbed, please make normal content, from a sub
“i unlocked dark matter, but now my life is dark and doesn’t matter”
This deserves top comment
Good one lol
Hello darkness my old friend
What game mode ?
@@xfewz_2827 dirty bomb
“We are basically still playing beta” lmao he’s not even close to wrong
He is actually, cuz even the beta was more fun and functional
@@gudboidest2201 FACTS. I honestly feel, deep down in my soul, that activision and treyarch decided to disable sbmm or something for the beta so they could reel in casual players to buy their game. But now that I realize it, this game is no better than modern warfare regarding gameplay. Still, the facts stand this game is broken and unfinished and it is still in beta
WOODS LOOKS LIKE CEASAR FROM PLANET OF THE APES!!
It’s like it reverted back to alpha mode because beta was fun af I’d go like 40-20 now I’m only going like 25-21, sbmm is a fucking tumor
@@percygoodbeard4827 I’m pretty sure they did disable it, or at least make it much weaker, because in the alpha/beta my lobbies would stay with the same people for multiple games
I like how he's wiping his tears in the thumbnail...
I only have gold on my xm4 and every time I get on I try to do the next gun but I get so mad I just get off but if jev can do it I can do it
@@teo_sn3056 ok
The grind is real
Should’ve done that in the obsidian video
@@normalpersonlivingtheirlife didn’t even try to go for Damascus I just quit when everyone was running around with mp5s 😂
Call of Duty: Black Ops Bug Warfare
Haha much laughter humour
Call of Duty: Monder Doorfare
@@gamerreaction8350 hello i am from the future about 40 seconds
omg look guys he made the funni
Black ops Bug War*
Should’ve been called “The dark ultra grind is over, but my pain isn’t”
holy shit this is good
nah, that kinda cringe bro, lol
@@DerekAnz this is something Jev would put as a title , but okay ?
@@DerekAnz you cannot say its cringe when you got a fortnite profile pic💀💀
@@DerekAnz you have a fortrash pfp cringe
“We’re having a baby, BUT they STILL haven’t given me dark matter”
They still haven't given me dark matter but my wife is giving birth
“My kids are getting married but the new update came out.”
@@niyiadesina2567 at the same marraige or at 2 different weddings
@@lukecrane4632 they are getting married to each other
@@DesAndersonn wtf
Next video: Time for Dark Aether
He said he won’t do it or post it
Dats tuf
@@ezequielmartinez5927 😔😔 why
@@THIEF97 he said he doesnt know how to make zombies gameplay entertaining to watch and thinks that it would just get boring for us viewers
@@GarlicSoda and that’s because zombies isn’t interesting.
“I unlocked dark matter, but dark aether looks better. “
Trueeee
And zombies is better.
Always has been.
@@sirstan4897 always will be.
@@burger_470 always has been
@@sirstan4897 i think they are on par to each other except bo4 that was a fuckfest
Dark aether: Allow me to introduce my self
This comment aged well
“DARK MATTER and MY CHILD will be due on the SAME DAY”
If ur last name started with a u you could make ur child’s initials DMU
@@mrball-sack696 fuck is you talking about brother
@@blanketdtf he is talking about if jev's child's last name started with "u" he could make his initials DMU
@@ghostly9548 That's a reach
@@blanketdtf DMU *Dark Matter Ultra*
"The Dark Matter Ultra Grind is Over, and now my life is going to be over"
Hopefully not
No.
😑😐
You’re so hilarious. What comedy school did you go to???? That was the funniest thing I ever heard I’m literally pissing all over myself
@@MrMassmahem get some help dude
Jev: I cannot believe DM Ultra is done
*DM Ultra has left the chat
*Dark Aether has entered the chat
Yes
@@jerry.2969 *Yes intensifies*
A wild Yes has appeared
he said he's prolly not gon do it
@@monty3281 he said that for obsidian to
"Hydro-dipping my baby because I still don't have Dark Matter."
Real gamer
gamer child
Gamer king
Gamer god
“my wife is in labor right now, but season 1 was released so you know we are on the grind”
Bruh
Take care of yo wife not the game bruh 😅
That’s fucked. Take care of your wife😅
wha the fook
CHALLENGE: Take a day off and spend time with you wife ❤️
Just make sure your mental health is good and your health I general. WE LOVE THE GRIND..Who else agree Jev the best content creator?
yes
He spends a lot of time with his wife, but I understand what you are saying
she's probably grinding her own games 😂
@@bwmassey 😂😂
You know he's earned it lol
*“I FINISHED DARK MATTER and now I can finally delete cold war”*
WOODS LOOKS LIKE CEASAR FROM PLANET OF THE APES!!
Seriously
Dark Aether has entered the chat
Nah he’s one of the actual real cod fans like me who like this game:)
@@opfreak that’s what I’ve been saying everyone saying it’s bad and I’m like well it’s way better than modern warfare because people actually use their left stick and don’t camp all game every game
I swear, when jev switches to a new gun, its literally diamond the next day
"Babe wanna come over?"
"No, Jev made a new video."
"I'm home alone."
"What part of 'new Jev video' did you not understand?"
" babe wake up new jev video "
@@boooooo00 REAL SHIT
“I wanna watch it with you”
@po loe but that ruins the joke
@po loe there's always that one person
Challenge accepted: bring back Jev’s cafe
Pls jev
Lets get this comment to the top so Jev can notice us
Challenge accepted: Take a god damn break. We are worried for you please don’t do this to yourself
Edit: Thanks for 800 likes! Also, yeah I understand to some this may seem easy. But it is NOT easy. The fact he unlocked dark matter in between taking care of his wife, uploading, editing, and other technical stuff is impressive. I get we don’t want to miss uploads because we all love his content, but I and many others hate seeing him so depressed and tired, and we want the best content from him and the best health for him. So please, give him a break. Can you unlock Dark matter in a little under a month while having a wife, a big TH-cam channel, and trying to please millions of people
Ikr
Yes
I typed this same comment on another video, he needs a break
Yes
He is sitting down playing games all day calm down
It’s crazy to think honestly, I was in the 7, going to 8th grade when I started watching Jev. Now I’m a sophomore in college, time flies mann. Jev you’re a legend!
Challenge accepted: Accept a challenge
on god
💯
He can't do that it's to brutal
Probably not gonna accept it😭😭
Yes since he finished dm ultra
no one:
Jev: The grind is over
TH-cam: Black ops 3
Hotel: Trivago
Juan
Space movie of 1992
@@kelpyg4291 might be weird to ask but do you have anything to do with a guy called [GD] JT? Met him on Unreal Tournament.
@@rogerflipse5121 Nah, never heard of him
“The Dark Matter grind is over and so is this game’s lifespan”
Fax
Bro it’s life is just getting started. Just wait for the 16tg
Wait for 1000 levels in season 1
This game is going down in history, as a good thing.
This game is sooo bad
“I pick the stupid ones first”
I felt that
“Dark matter grind is over, zombies is cool ig”
i would get dark matter in 2 days if i had my ps5 already 🤦♂️ it be sellin out fast af
@@ColeSlayz cap
@@ColeSlayz play it in ps4 😐
"I got my wife a Dark Matter Ultra wedding ring"
overused comment.
@@jefftraboulsy8631 he aint acceptin challenges so....
dude that would be so sick lmao
HAHAAHAHAHAHAAGA
@@aleppo1 What the fuck does that have to do with anything? He'll accept challenges when he feels like it. If I were him, I wouldnt do challenge accepted either, because the "challenges" people post are so fucking stupid. They aren't even challenging.
Lmao his classes spell out “THIS
GAME
IS
SICK
DUDE
Whoa you can put words together to form a sentence! Awesome!
@@HeroicLeo8125 damn bro you got the whole squad laughing
Wow I totally did not see that! It's not like he did similar things with the other COD's!
Wow you guys are brutal, chill out
I actually didn't notice lol, these other guys are the real comedians tho
“My wife is in labor but I still need to unlock dark matter”
I still don’t understand how this is a full price fully released game
Yea on Xbox one x reticles don’t work unless it’s a red dot sight meaning it’s hard to use snipers and anything over 2x don’t have a reticle
@@emileobay3878 huh they work for me all day long
They obviously going to fix it and I would rather have the game now then wait for them to fix every little detail and it's not an easy task so just give them a chance
S1 update is going to be the biggest uodate in cod history, just wait
@@emileobay3878 I thought it was just me with that issue
Anyone else see that his classes are named “This game is sick dude”
Apparently it IS sick but yknow ill and shit XD
yes they’ve been called it for a while now
A lot of COD TH-camrs do this, hard to notice if you don't actually read it though
Found your channel from the reading hub comments vids back in the day and have been here everyday since. Just wanted to say thanks for always bringing a little bit of happiness everyday
Is back in the day 2 years ago?
WOODS LOOKS LIKE CEASAR FROM PLANET OF THE APES!!
I saw this on 69 likes. Balance must be kept. 😂😂
Yeah i like watching his suffering too
no its more like you did a test, turned it in, and the teacher just “lost it” somehow
Challenge Accepted: Get Dark Aether Camo in Zombies
The hard part of leveling weapons is over, dark aether should be easy for Jev honestly
@@freezypop8799 its not that its hard it just takes forever
Let my man rest
Challenge accepted: Remake "oh im flashed... OH MY F-" clip.
I would love to see jev do it
Ehhhhh, you can tell in the first one that’s it’s raw emotion... I’m sure he could replicate it pretty well, but it wouldn’t be the same.
WOODS LOOKS LIKE CEASAR FROM PLANET OF THE APES!!
Funny you brought that up! I was just thinking about how long I’ve been watching. Started in 2015 my freshman year in college now I’m 23 and have a full time job lmao. Crazy how fast this shit goes by
Petition for Jev to go on a cruise and call the video Cold War
Day 11 of asking jev to:"play the campaign"
Keep going we need to see it
Theory- all your guns have to be “max level”
I don't think that's the case because you can see that Jev doesn't have any of his LMGs max level, but he still got the diamond camo.
It could be but probably not because wouldn’t it show he didn’t have diamond on the LMG’s and there are the ones he didn’t finish
@@sethbowling yeah but like, max level in general. Regardless of challenges... which is what i think that guy meant.
WOODS LOOKS LIKE CEASAR FROM PLANET OF THE APES!!
@@habibi_nation3673 WE FUCKING REALIZE THAT, YOU SAID THAT ON 20+ DIFFERENT FUCKING COMMENTS
Conspiracy theory: Treyarch is taking the Dark Matter from people who were unlocking it too fast and gaving it to other random players
Hope I get that luck😍
Meant to do 🤣
Nah, I reckon they’ve just purposely ‘bugged’ the progression when you get very close, so it will generate more hype and encourage more players to go for it later on in the cycle. After all, many people don’t have Cold War yet let alone thought about grinding to DM Ultra.
*giving
You can just hear him die inside when he keeps saying “it’s bugged”😂 poor man
“MY GRANDSON REACTS TO ME UNLOCKING DARK MATTER”
I’ve been watching you since I was in 5th or 6th grade and you were still in Darth I believe, right before you joined TK, and now you have multiple millions of subscribers, and I’m a freshman in college and it’s crazy how as you’ve grown I have grown up watching you and I thank you
When Jev already has Dark Matter and you still don’t have 1 gun gold 😂
And level 100
I mean I got 2 guns gold but this stupid glitch took them both away from me so I’m with you there.
When Jen has dark matter but you don’t even have the game
Y’all even trying to get camos ?
@@LeGiT4345 fr bruh, same shit happened to me, i had it but then i logged out of the game and had to do a lot of my challenges all over again /:
Been watching you since 2013/2014... I remember when you’d post random games here and there but was pretty much cod. Also remember the 2-4min videos of Bo2, Ghosts, etc and here we are now... I was in middle school like 7th grade at the time... here I am just about half way through College about to go to my 4th semester / Second half of sophomore year in January of this semester ends in Dec. Got finals review and finals for next 2 weeks but my grind for this game and watching you shall continue.
Jev’s literally the reason why I am here today. The TH-cam algorithm and this man in general have gotten me through possibly the darkest years of my life and I am forever thankful because of it.
“I got a child before dark matter”
"I finished dark matter and I'm ready for launch"
Best comment 😂😂😂
11:30 Now that he's said that I just know it's gonna make a comeback.
“online classes and shit”
me watching this during online class: 😳
That’s what I’m doing rn lol
Same lmao
Can we talk about how the Seahawks lost to the Giants and how the Bears choked
The ghost of Eli leading the team to a 7-9 super bowl year
as someone from seattle. i’m disappointed
And the jets are still trash. And as a Miami fan I’m so happy
Sports are rigged. Learn Gematria
Challenge Accepted: Take A Break. Dark Aether is soon :)
Hes gonna do it like how he said hes never going to do obsidian in MW, but look what happened with that
idk man - obsidian was still multiplayer, i'm not sure Jev will ever play enough zombies to finish out Dark Aether
@@kingconnor4619 his views are gonna go down if he keeps putting zombie vids up. I'd rather he play through the campaign
WOODS LOOKS LIKE CEASAR FROM PLANET OF THE APES!!
No
Jev:I looked over papers to get a grasp of the content before a test
Me who literally looked over a quizlet for 3 minutes before a French quiz today:same
Only 3 minutes?
WOODS LOOKS LIKE CEASAR FROM PLANET OF THE APES!!
@@habibi_nation3673 stfu
@@ItsChapa_ yeah
Yea we still watchin bro, shoutout to everyone who grew up with you too, now I'm just working a job I hate and playing video games on my free time. Kinda wish I could play full time whether it's competitively or as a content creator. You have one of the best jobs possible.
When “The grind is over” but you aren’t over it
“The dark matter grind is over and it only cost my marriage”
"Remember sniping was a viable option."
-That one guy
Jason : when I’m done with my test I’m done , don’t think ima sit there and wait for everybody else , cause I’m just going to go right to sleep , what are the gonna do pri my eye balls open , send me to the office so I can sleep , call my parents and send me home to sleep more , true words of a legend
Dam “it’s like a test but you don’t turn it in”💀
“I finished dark matter, but I have to do it again”
“It’s not like I’m just lying in the title and I’m on a cruise or something... I am HERE”
Thanks for the subtitles 👍
This man goes crazy. Obsidian on every gun in modern warfare and now dark matter on one gun already. This game hasn’t even been out that long.
"The dark matter grind is over and also my will to live..."
Jev: At this point thought a lot of my viewers have grown up with me
*Me struggling in jonior high*
"Lucky bastards"
Edit: Damn that's a lot of likes
joinor high
edit: jonior high
Jonior high
@@Saikocide johnoin high smh
Might want to stay in *junior high until you learn how to spell junior
"Fist me daddy has RETURN but they finally gave me DM Ultra"
STHU
Hey faze jev you are the goat in my eyes and hope you get dark mater
Challenging accepted: go play search with agony and kitty
Yes
Title: the dark matter grind is over but my pain isnt
“Thank you I guess” HAD ME DYING
Time stamp?
Been watching you since I was in 7th grade. I would now be a sophomore in college. Jev you’ve really helped me through a lot, been with me thru the depression and happy times. I’ve never once missed a vid. I went to hospital one time for mental health reasons and it was killin me I wasn’t able to watch you. As soon as my fam picked me up I put my earbuds in and watched you all the way home. Keep up the great work 💪🏼 just thought I’d leave some wholesome and positive vibes
"I just spent 200h to unlock this camo, but, finally, it's trash"
10:23 this rant has me dead
Started whatching jev in 6th grade and almost done with highschool
Same im 18 now lol
speaking of watching you for a long time. been watching you since i was in grade 6 and now i’m three years out of highschool. definitely grown up with your content. you and felix have been the cornerstones of my internet content over these years 😂
Lol wait til he gets up and sees the patch didn’t fix the diamond bug 😭😂😂
“Dark matter but I’m now moved onto mouse and keyboard”
“The Dark Matter Grind is over and so is my will to live”
Yo big facts, I'm in my 4th year of college and been watching you in some way for years. Honestly, you're one of the few people playing COD that I stuck with
I”I unlocked dark matter but, I still don’t have a quick bolt”.
yo is that a aw reference?
Playerbase: The camos are broken!
Treyarch who could easily make a 10-minute fix: I'm sorry, what did you say?
edit: calm down it was a joke. I know they are working hard. Relax.
What language do you code in? C++? python? Javascript?
Someone’s not a developer
guys calm down it was joke
Let’s go I’m doing an assignment due in 10 minutes almost done imma finish it then watch this
Didn’t ask
@@username_username_101 damn that’s crazy
@@mukvic yes
Gl man
What a memory trip, I remember starting uni in Covid and getting dm ultra arnd the same time jev got it and wondering why I didn’t have it because of this specific thing. Crazy now that I finished college and now going to med school got this video randomly on my feed and watched it again. Thanks for all the laughs and moments u gave me big guy.
"Cold War is so broken that even TH-cam doesn't acknowledge it"(BO3 is the game listed for this video)
Wtf lmfao
“I gOt ThE fIrSt CoMmEnT pLeAsE rEcOgNiZe Me” 😂
Lmao that’s accurate as all hell
challenge accepted have a day off you deserve it
Jev got dm ultra faith in humanity restored
*The Dark Matter grind is over but i’ve now realized im a father of 2 kids*
Feels bad Jev, the game trying to nerf and stop him
Shout out to all my south African matrics that need to rewrite their maths and physics papers 😪
“Boom gold but still no progress towards diamond.... I guess I’ll just go fuck myself” had me dead 😂
"I unlocked DARK MATTER ULTRA but it unlocked my sadness"
“ I got my wife a Dark Matter dress for our wedding”
“I got dark matter but I didn’t get dark matter”
11min of flex, but also heartbreak.
“I finally unlocked A BABY, but I have DARK MATTER on the way”
Challenge: Do the die maschine EE it’s really simple even for beginners
Those stun and flash kills must have destroyed jevs soul. Remember 5 years ago
Why do you put yourself through this Jev you’re crazy
Because he makes a fuck ton of money doing so.
it's his job