@@jamessturrs8550 no one of your replys are mr fluffs and axel is talking about how late people comment on things, for example how I comment a month late on your reply to his reply
"Its a great game,but I really want to uninstall right now." That is a great summary of this game. And I'm saying that as its currently my favorite game.
fun fact! kratos reaction to hearing the turtles name "charlie" was the devs reaction when someone made a guide of the game calling boy "charlie" the entire time
Avengers: oh that's cute. Assassins creed: keep talking. Call of duty: uh huh. Lego star wars Skywalker saga: so we just saying things that are wrong now.
3:56 I’ve watched this video at least 5 times, and am just now noticing that all of the names for the world serpent are wrong, in the link, URL, and in the middle 😂😂
I love that the first subtitles in the game are:
Kratos: **Angry screaming**
Its beautiful
The vid came out 2 years ago and James sturrs commented 3months ago and then mrfluffs commented 2 weeks ago
@@AxelEriksson_ what did someone comment the same thing as me? Thanks for pointing it out but I'm not fussed
@@jamessturrs8550 no one of your replys are mr fluffs and axel is talking about how late people comment on things, for example how I comment a month late on your reply to his reply
@@AxelEriksson_ Didnt ask
When you said some dad jokes I didn’t expect a whole video
Hi
Yes, it was indeed a whole video
Yea i thought the video would go out for milk and not come back
Yes it is
You mean his channel?
All these jokes were so painful. I loved every minute of it.
Masochist
U got 69 likes niceeeee edit it now has 144 likes not so nicee edit#2 now it has 161 likes
@@tekzil111 I know right?! It’s awesome I never gotten so many likes on a comment before.
You are so right!
He made the pantheon panthegone
Fun fact! “Hræzlyr” literally means “fear” or “terror” in old Norse
Of course fear of lazers
atreus already told us
Atreus says that
Boi already said that bruh
it's English for fucking pushover
Mjol- FAR
Mjöl-NEAR
I died
fail_youtuber20 Gaming *mjølner*
No, mjölner
Thors axe
Even though that's thors hammer
@@leaguegaming367 Thor hammer
“Watch out I’m going to blow out your speakers”
Too true
Or in my case blow out your headphones speakers and eardrums
@imhere solook I hate you
@imhere solook shut.
@imhere solook who hurt you?
Hello my name is Mr. "Watch out I'm gonna blow out your f*cking speakers"
Faye: So honey do you think the child is going to be a girl or...
Kratos: B O I
Grandpa Dreadnought Faye*
Hussam Eyad*laufey
thats what the giants called her
There should be a dlc called Goddess of war.
Then the son is called Girl, not Boy.
RapidFireRocket *GIRL*
1:37
Kratos : "Only FIRE when I tell you to FIRE."
Boy : "I'm sorry..."
Charlie : _"Hi Sorry, I'm Dad :)"_
Fun fact, the voice actor of kratos did a bunch of dad jokes in his voice and that was one of them XDD
That is what he said it’s true
The baldur joke was so bad it was funny
so bald it was funny
It took me a while to get it and boy did it strike hard.
man the jokes are boar-ing
Welcome to Slime
I chuckled lightly
“Hi sorry, I’m dad.”
-Slimecicle 2018
The video is from 2018
@jingle boi yeet so?
The Medic it says “slimecicle 2019”, but it was posted in 2018
As soon as slimecicle said “hi sorry” I just closed the video
I fixed the 2019 thinf
"Its a great game,but I really want to uninstall right now."
That is a great summary of this game.
And I'm saying that as its currently my favorite game.
Ngl I'm confused now
@@CrispyAndCaramel i really wanna Uninstall this game before i get really fucking addicted.
Like dark souls lol
Berserk is like god of war but more war and less god and more of
same
Yortis the tortoise had me laughing for a solid 10 minutes
fun fact! kratos reaction to hearing the turtles name "charlie" was the devs reaction when someone made a guide of the game calling boy "charlie" the entire time
DUALSHOCK 4 battery level low
That message is like Satan to me
Me too
*no, just. NO*
@@cookiez_ad i have wired
DUALSHOCK 4 disconnected, charge the battery
When Atreus gets angry and faints you should of said “GOD OF SNORE”
Godzilla360MLG ER nice
With comments like these, you might as well call yourself the God of Bore.
God of floor.
Atreus do you mean B O I
@@nyctoph1le666 not very funny anymore mate. Sorry.
10:21 This bit just absolutely killed me.
same lol
Like Bite me didn't do it already better
I don’t think anybody gets the joke
@@shrektheoverlorde5455 Tf you talking about, of you don’t need a brain to know the joke yet you are incapable of that
God, getting to the summit of the wrong mountain is giving me “your princess is in another castle” vibes
I want God of More
logmouth yame
logmouth when he is in the boat he is God of Oar
@@alexgrosu7355 oar is he?
And the cutscenes are god of *bore*
@@evanmaguire2688 more like bore ragnarok
"You can't hear pictures"
4:06
I THINK IT NEEDS ABOUT TREE 50
Smort 100
Love that pfp
I got jumpscared thank you
When cratos said boi that was so impactful my favourite quote from any video game
kratos*
Thats Kratos guy probably doesn't like crates as much as Cratos (Also Im pretty sure the misspelling was because of the crate joke in the video)
It’s Kratos
Hippocrates hippokratos
Big mcthankies
These dad jokes are intense, *BUT TAKIS ARE SERIOUSLY INTENSE*
8:43
"You were never one of us, You were nothing but a usurper. My eyes have been opened,let me help you to see Slayer."
Aye, Doom eternal reference!
*I approve*
69 likes
I see what you did there
@Kingston Pitchforth until it is done
11:51
Slime: I did it!
Boy: really?
Great timing
I've watched this twice, and both times I expected "God of Floor" instead of "God of Passing Out."
what about me
@@godofdoor6558 FACK OOF
@@evanmaguire2688 make me
@@godofdoor6558 qğěsßćhłœøpývčzžčxđ§jř
@@evanmaguire2688 *#&[+00×&?",:#*(!*@&#&×
Imagine crawling through a cave filled with skeletons and the guy with you just goes “one wrong move and we’re boned”. I would be very concerned
“It’s the jehovah’s witnesses, they’re here to talk about-JESUS CHRIST”
I died at that part along with the balder joke which is a refrence to a Norse god who can't die
EGAMER and that wouldn't be Loki
@@shadowbane7401 👊
I'm learning how to play the piano but I just can't seem to hit the Loki
That hurt me ... emotionally
9:30 Boi is the god of floor
But Neymar is already god of floor
mr. no name Gaming if someone falls it doesn’t mean their a god of floor
Then almost everybody is a god of floor coz they stand On the ground
That true
God of snore!
Kratos: "Boy what do yo call a deer without eyes".
Boy: "What"
Kratos: "no EYEdia"
No you call it free dinner duh
More like no EYEDEER
HA THAT IS JUST WOW YOU ARE JUST HILARIOUS WHAT A GUT BUSTER
Kram _nore oof that almost killed me
Buh dum tsh
Kratos: I’m going to cut off your head now.
Mimir: Fair enough.
Slimecicle: That’s not what I meant.
BOI
“This isn’t God of War...”
Me seeing the serpents agape mouth: ‘God of Jaw.’
“God of Vore.”
Me: oH
God of horse
I was thinking God of Oar.
More like God of Vore
pfft clearly never beat god of war in the cod of war outfit in previous games
Dad of war
him: "I'm giving you a warning now"
me: "Oh well, how bad can it b-"
him: "Because it's gonna be quite *apparent*
me: ...
Me : subscribed
6:50 the song and the actions.. I'm dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣
What’s that song called? I’m rewatching this video and I heard that music
@@charmedtrout3578 I’m hungry like the wolf
@@nuggettheory3409 another dad joke in song form!
@@nuggettheory3409 thanks a lot I wanted to know the name of that for so long
3:36 gotta love that hollow knight soundtrack
Yeah
It's a lake dumbass.
(Two years late lol) I almost gasped when I heard it- I legit did not expect it.
3:36 anyone notice the dirtmouth theme from Hollow Knight?
Yeah ikr?
my people
YES
Yep
Yerp. The theme is great. It's like a calming emptiness
Shoulda put a dad joke counter
but you can only put a finite amount of text in a video
Dad pun count: 3
Stupid pun count: infinite
Mr dad=Kratos
Confused Captain ii
Confused Captain
P
Frog of war the only thing that can beat full power shaggy
Hunter Blue ah hehe but can it beat 100.000000000001% power shaggy? 🤔
pørkÿ pįg mabye
Hunter Blue w0t
cod of war is better
Ot shand in my shoes
2:24 I kept replaying it! Sime's just so flipping funny
10:03 In swedish it's: "Du är redan död"
"It's all about teamwork... that's why I named you Atreyus. Not Atreyme or Atreyu... Faaaalkoooooor" 9/10 quality joke :'D
Atreyu is a pretty decent band
Nohamburger Atreus (am I gonna get wooshed
@@mybadhighlights2939 No because him spelling it wrong wasn't the joke.
More like betreyus
11:15 I laughed so hard I pulled a muscle.
REACH FOR ME BOI
FIND ME ON THE OTHER SIDE
Same
Memento mori
ME TOO 🤣
He ascended in Olympus once again
0:05 "I think it should be apparent..." Get it, cause Kratos has a son now?
Man, those puns were God-TYR.
Hey, I knew it was bad, but no need to cry about it. Wipe those TYR’s away.
I'm not crying I'm just TYRing up
This pun is great, not TYRable
You're a TYRant :(
Bad more like TYRible
This makes me want to TYR my eyes out
Kratos: "What's he saying!?!"
Slimecicle: "I don't knwo but I think he needs about tree fiddy!"
That's a South Park reference. I died when I heard that. 😂
_Press R1 to swing the Leviathan axe_
*UMPH*
*HUUGH*
*AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH*
This was my first Slimecicle video and it made me fall in love with his content
The voice actor for Kratos beat you to it with that "Hi sorry I'm dad" joke
1:44 with this pause you can almost hear the pain slime felt while making this joke
5:01 "One wrong move, and you're boned"
*Megalovania start playing*
5:01 would be better to use, here ya go! S' triggering at how its Just passed already of having said it
Fawn_ Dazzler Oof thanks for the time
I think I typed it wrong lol
I am going through another play of this and your video came up. I just absolutely love these videos dude. Keep this stuff coming.
“Nothing wrong with elves”
*shows picture of Zelda
Extreme Zelda fan-“Uh, Zelda is actually a hylian
HIS nAmE IS LiNk
Zelda is the true heir of goddess hylia...that’s why she has super powers
still an elf
@@corvusvocatio wow, youre so edgy and cool
You are that fan, aren't you?
2:18 Sounna Föcka you too xD, im laughing so hard
I waited... all video... and I’m severely disappointed in the lack... of “lemme axe you a question.”
Highest point in the lands are the God of war sales charts.
Rdr2: are you sure about that?
Spider-man: ahem*
Cyberpunk: just you wait.
And we'll keep waiting
Avengers: oh that's cute.
Assassins creed: keep talking.
Call of duty: uh huh.
Lego star wars Skywalker saga: so we just saying things that are wrong now.
@Lt_OnionRings no that's wrong
@Lt_OnionRings he's not an assassin he's just in an assassins creed game
@Lt_OnionRings because they decided to make a game about Vikings
Atreus out here passing out more than Jason grace
Super Taco Memes ahahaha brilliant
You are my new favorite person
Noice
Jared Lilley the heroes of olympus
Super Taco Memes why did you have to call him out like this man
12:05 Mr. Zeus I don't feel so good...
Old Whoa
D - you should have said odin, this is norse mythology
MrBoi I don't feel so good
Nah Zeus would shit on Odin
Zeus gonna come back and shit on everyone
@@sweetchilli9900 god i hope so
*OMAEWA MOU SHINDERU IN NORSE IDK*
Lucifer's son Du er allerede død
Þú ert nú þegar dauður!
y
Skulle lige til at sige det.
Lucifer's son t
I like how,
Slimecicle's constant axe throwing at that 1 enemy forshadowed Kratos's repeatedly punching Heimdall.
10:05 lost the opportunity to say “I’m not the Gears of War”
Pretty good
6:04 kills me Everytime
Yes
Not funny didn't laugh
So Funny Did Laugh
Funny, I cum
YoU ClImBd ThE wRoUnG mUoNtAiN, FuCkAsS!
3:51 is actually right.... like actually.
Yeah, I was telling myself that too. Cause its pronounced Yourmungander
Im from Iceland so the name is Jömungarður
10:54 this is what it feels like to try and grapple anything as Path Finder in Apex
The Thumbnail is Gold...
Danyeal Blackdeer God of thumbnails
Your pfp is PLATINUM
The THX joke was what killed me
Helljumper Bravo-16 Holy hell that one had me doubled over
AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
4:08 "I think it needs about tree fity" 😂 I get it 🙂
Ah not again loch Ness monsta
This is still one of Slimecicle's best pieces of art
Narration 10/10
Clips 10/10
Jokes........
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!
funny not funny.
Actually in its 30s
YOU!!! COME IN THIS COMMENT SECTION, WITH A DECADE OLD DEAD MEME!?!?!... *Likes the comment*
HIS NIC LEVEL IS OVER NINE THOUSAND EVERYBODY
This joke only works on slimecicles channel
10:21 that caught me so off guard, can't stop laughing.
4:05 well that brings back some childhood trauma
the jokes: cringe
my laughs: also cringe
thanos: everythings perfectly balanced... as it should be
3:00
Mjolfar...
-one second passes-
*a few seconds pass*
**Mjolnir.**
yeah we have ears too
*Mjölnir*
@@gradeequality4099 Stop being smart werido
@@sandra9042 ?
@@gradeequality4099
Yeah?
Legend says his controllers duel shock battery is still low
I watched this a couple years ago with no context then watched a whole playthrough and it makes so much more sense
The zip line part had me in tears bol!!!! Great video, very funny.
9:28 Was expecting a "God of Snore"
I was thinking "God of Floor"
@@umarmahmood383 that’s pewdiepie
Arnt all your jokes dad jokes
more like BAD jokes
Vee Man you sicken me
i actually love his jokes. i just strive to be more like him
Vee Man That’s even worse
hi jokes I'm Dad
B O I dies in infinity war
SkullStorms NOOOOOOOOOOO
SkullStorms And Boi dies in Supernatural almost the same time with the Boi in infinity War. 😂
Wasn't as sad as dr phil's death
The dad jokes couldn’t be that bad-
Me 5 seconds later: AAAA-
7:45 this hit me off guard i laughed 5 minutes
Pfft, this is the best
u havent even watched it yet im BESAT FAN >:((((((((
Every one of his videos is amazing
"WHAT'S IT SAYING????!!!!???"
"Im not sure, but i think it needs about tree fiddy"
My favorite quote: 8:27
"Holy $hit, I just sent that man into the realm of Orbitheim
3:37 Is that a song from Hollow Knight's soundtrack?
lol it is, it's dirtmouth, wtf
yeah that's what I was thinking
Yeah
Thats what i thought i was gonna comment this too!
Yep
At 2:35 you made the most obscure Sonic the Hedgehog reference and it was deeply appreciated.
I loved it
3:56 I’ve watched this video at least 5 times, and am just now noticing that all of the names for the world serpent are wrong, in the link, URL, and in the middle 😂😂
Big snake 🤣
0:55
Mr Kratos I dont feel so good!
11:13 WHAT THE FUCC IM STILL LAUGHING LMFAO
Well, he is a God...
What is the damn music that he used
The rope was trying to follow him to
4y later... He still laughing to this day
11:29 i didnt know this game had the ginnungap
ginnungagap
1:43 actually this joke made Kratos voice actor too xd
@Caleb Spacher what vid
@@birb999 .
10:21 gets me every time
0:17 seagull staring at kratos made me laugh for some reason 😂
5:32 this is how it feels in the dentist... CANT STOP LAUGHING
*Dad of war*
Boy of Dad
This whole game’s plan is literally just, no not yet, we need to do one more thing
4:08
“i ain’t given no monster treefiddy”
“GOD DAMN LOCH NESS MONTER always want treefiddy”
"Holy shit i just sent him into the realm of orbitheim" i actually died
Too bad you couldn't get Christopher Judge himself to voice all the dad jokes (and yes i know polygon already did a video for that)
Syahmi Radzuan I like to believe this comment is a really obscure form of advertising by an actual Polygon employee
7:59 jesus that is terrifyingly hilarious
7:01 Dancer of the Boyreal Valley
Charlie’s jokes are the kind where when he says it, you don’t get it right away, but then you w h e e z e in a second or two
*w h e e z e*
Mijofar
Mijonear
Hey guys I bet in the next movie stormbreaker will be stormbroken
Mijonear? Wtf is mijonear?
Chicken Muncher I’m disappointed in you
"The godly power of passing out"
That's his passive ability