Nerrisa was asking for water, so FuwaMoco sent her to the bread ladies, who… generously gave her lots of food that she never asked. Perfect way to describe the HoloGTA chaos
I've said it before elsewhere but Subaru as a disenfranchised Police Chief just trying to make it through the day without one of her idiot officers causing another scandal is a genius bit of casting. Every time Subaru shows up in one of these clips it's always to berate somebody for slacking off lmao but she's perfect for it bc she really knows how to give people a piece of her mind
@@roricaplaza Hilariously that's not even the only time that happened on Day 1. She also caught Watame and Botan (her deputy no less!) there and she was so furious she decked Watame. She also caught Kanade at the casino via social media and scolded Calli for posting pictures of Biboos corpse on twitter. This duck has her work cut out for her
It took only two days for a humble family bakery to turn into a business front for a yakuza group that isn't afraid to take even police officers hostage. Only in Holos Santos, everyone~
For reference, a single sandwich costs 1 mil from the convenient store, so getting 10 bread + 20 drinks + 3 smokes for 1 mill is a steal in this server.
Apparently the prices vary extremely based on where you're at. If you're talking the convenience store on the far end of the island, that thing is at a 10x multiplier for some crazy reason. Apparently, in HoloSantos, the Yen is in the toilet.
Tbf half of the scariness of the bakery is Korone. Mio and Kanata were just trying to steal cars and Korone out of nowhere pulls the trigger on the driver. Korone is also the one who "shut" her neighbor up.
Nerissa's mistake was going to the Bread Mafia for food instead of Just-Ice, a wholesome family owned store run by a little ol' Grandma and her two hardworking grandsons.
Love when Korone scolded Kanata for standing on the bread displays then she proceeded to do the same. _Adoughrable_ xD *"Nerissa shut up"* Poor Nerissa lol. Subaru is too direct Sasuga officer Oozora, get loan, work hard!! Now Nerissa won't be able to escape 🤣
Can you blame Subaru? Poor gal is the only good cop left, the others are either newbies who can't even shoot straight, degenerates who gamble and go to strip clubs, simps who fall for criminals, and corrupt cops like Laplus "What is a bodycam?" Darkness. She's had enough. 😂
@@RejectHumanityReturn2Monke Well this one _looks_ the part at least, rather than something out of H.P. Lovecraft's bad acid trip (WHEELS AND WHEELS AND EYES), so close enough.
Miko ramming her ambulance straight into the taxi and hten going "Whoa there pardner, your taxi's lookin' a bit worse for wear" absolutely cracked me up … almost as hard as Miko cracked up that taxi LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Korone and Kanata’s “Don’t climb up there” background bit was fucking hilarious. Nerissa was have a crisis at the bill while the two of them were doing a comedy routine off to the side.
I love the EN girls wandering into these ridiculous Yakuza-ass traps. All these poor, naive girls who don't know what to expect from their Senpai. And then there's Fuwamoco... who's about as much of a menace as any of them, but only behind a wheel.
One of my favorite things about events like this is getting interactions from members we wouldn't normally see together otherwise. Especially when it's cross-branch, because we gets gems like this with passion communication. Also I know the Bakery Crew are criminals behind the scene, but those prices feel like outright robbery lol
In Minecraft, Ark,... they are true angels, ready to give each other anything. But in GTA, things are different. If you are not careful, you will be deceived, tortured, and blackmailed
Just the perks of joining super-late, I imagine. (I think the cops generally struggle since they don't have such a stable income compared to medics, civilians and potentially even gangs) I wonder if she even had the "training" that others got. Even people who did are still constantly struggle with controls and mechanics 🤣
i love how hard Mio is trying to communicate with Nerissa here, because i seem to remember her saying she's not comfortable with talking to the En girls due to her having 0 confidence in her english?
[7:54] this part was beautiful and the perfect definition of the language barrier I love how Nerissa tried to explain herself but Subaru straight up said "Ne- Nerissa. Nerissa, please shut up" with such english passion 😂 It's like what La+ said a perfect "What the fck", when she bought from Ceci😂
![Korone Notices That FUWAMOCO Always Uses "BAU BAU" to Get out of Trouble [HoloGTA Day 2]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/o3pi4M6nKOg/mqdefault.jpg)
i like how miko just blasts into their car at 500mph and goes "lol what a piece of shit car" lmaooooooo
and threaten to report to police that they have a shitty car
peak Elite
*Wrecks their car* “you can’t park there, mate!”
I mean Ina is the one who's driving the car, but well...
Miko: "Not enough drama in town. I'ma go for a stroll..."
Nerrisa was asking for water, so FuwaMoco sent her to the bread ladies, who… generously gave her lots of food that she never asked. Perfect way to describe the HoloGTA chaos
So... this is all FuwaMoco's Fault. Bau Bau
@@rm9346korone too: hey, bau bauing don't solve problems!
I mean, they do sell drinks, but I think that part was a bit lost in translation, lol.
I've said it before elsewhere but Subaru as a disenfranchised Police Chief just trying to make it through the day without one of her idiot officers causing another scandal is a genius bit of casting. Every time Subaru shows up in one of these clips it's always to berate somebody for slacking off lmao but she's perfect for it bc she really knows how to give people a piece of her mind
day 1 and she caught calli and biboo in the stripclub lmao
@@roricaplaza Hilariously that's not even the only time that happened on Day 1. She also caught Watame and Botan (her deputy no less!) there and she was so furious she decked Watame. She also caught Kanade at the casino via social media and scolded Calli for posting pictures of Biboos corpse on twitter.
This duck has her work cut out for her
Perfect role for tsukkomi police officer 😂
What a "Brooklyn 99" parody cast🤣🤣🤣
most powerful straight-man
Korone: Can you pay:
Nerissa: ...no
Korone: Wrong answer.
lol
you got ubie dont you?
Subaru: What did she spend 1 million in a bakery?
Mio: You know. Bread, water, etc.
Those are probably 'happy bread' and 'sweet water' among some soda and mio's comfy muffler ears.
Nerissa should have known something was wrong because Korone was rolling her R’s like a veteran Yakuza lol.
For someone who doesn't bother enunciating her Rs regularly, you know you're in trouble if she not only enunciates them but OVER-enunciates them.
"EN is in complete chaos today" 😂😂 LMAO so true
*ambulance full of screaming people whizzes past*
It took only two days for a humble family bakery to turn into a business front for a yakuza group that isn't afraid to take even police officers hostage. Only in Holos Santos, everyone~
They have 2 strongest holo mem so… no one wanna pick fight with them
They're even working on making drug-laced bread now, with help of Lui the shady taxi driver.
1 mil for bread. 500k for motorbikes. This city prices are insane
@myriage this shit had me weak when i saw it
Even Moona raise their burger price after seen reine's medical bill
This is why i only shop at not just ice.
The economy is in shambles...
@@codycoy2943 nah, I still prefer at UwU Cafe, they have cats
For reference, a single sandwich costs 1 mil from the convenient store, so getting 10 bread + 20 drinks + 3 smokes for 1 mill is a steal in this server.
Especially since it ended up being just a 100¥ in the end.
Apparently the prices vary extremely based on where you're at. If you're talking the convenience store on the far end of the island, that thing is at a 10x multiplier for some crazy reason.
Apparently, in HoloSantos, the Yen is in the toilet.
Miko: _crashes into car_
Also Miko: "Geez your car is such a mess!"
🤣🤣🤣
Insert JJ Jameson laugh
Bakery Mafia was just too disguised that even Nerissa didn't notice she's gonna get kidnapped
Even Pekora only realize how dangerous that place is after she exited and saw what happened to their noisy "neighbor"
Tbf half of the scariness of the bakery is Korone. Mio and Kanata were just trying to steal cars and Korone out of nowhere pulls the trigger on the driver. Korone is also the one who "shut" her neighbor up.
This is like when tourists get lured by promises of “free” stuff in Egypt 😂
'I was also surprised by all the high prices', says Korone, who literally runs the store. 😂
That is just an average argentinian salesman haha
Its actually Mio's store, even though its named Korone Bakery, lol.
Nerissa's mistake was going to the Bread Mafia for food instead of Just-Ice, a wholesome family owned store run by a little ol' Grandma and her two hardworking grandsons.
sadly i think they were all logged off by the time she started playing LOL her fate was to get kidnapped
At a "discount" of course
and that green girl is a scam😂
@@littlewhiteherz1402 She played her first day without streaming it.. just-ice didn't exist when this happened.
In hebrew [Bakery] is pronounced [Maafia] so at first I thought that the mafia referred to bakeries xD
Love when Korone scolded Kanata for standing on the bread displays then she proceeded to do the same. _Adoughrable_ xD
*"Nerissa shut up"* Poor Nerissa lol. Subaru is too direct
Sasuga officer Oozora, get loan, work hard!! Now Nerissa won't be able to escape 🤣
Can you blame Subaru? Poor gal is the only good cop left, the others are either newbies who can't even shoot straight, degenerates who gamble and go to strip clubs, simps who fall for criminals, and corrupt cops like Laplus "What is a bodycam?" Darkness. She's had enough. 😂
Its hard to be police chief of untrained, untested & underskilled police force. Shishiro Botan have a sufficient skill, but I dont know about others.
They kept the "scolding customers for climbing on displays" bit going pretty much every day they were there, lol.
Love the passion english, especially from the members that i dont watch that much. So nice to see them trying to communicate with EN/ID
I love that Okayu was using a tts translator that sounded like Kronii to help Kronii 😂
Lol, I love how Ko'one went from bread dog dad to drug dealer headmaster criminal 😂😂😂
From baking bread to breaking bad. 😂
@@Hailinel lol, she becomes into Inuwalter whitorone
gotta love the accentuated BRRRREAD by koone
The r roll did my heart good
Fellow bird saves bird from hostage situation with 3 mammals
Are angels mammals though?
@@RejectHumanityReturn2MonkeI mean do gorilla counts? XD
@@RejectHumanityReturn2Monke Well this one _looks_ the part at least, rather than something out of H.P. Lovecraft's bad acid trip (WHEELS AND WHEELS AND EYES), so close enough.
They've ogt hollow bones, ya know; gotta look out for each other
Nerissa really does have wet cat girlfailure energy.
"I'm being held hostage by bread ladies" lowkey sounds like the name of a very generic anime lmfao
Needs to be longer.
"I Got Reincarnated as A Cop and Now I'm Being Held Hostage By Bread Ladies!"
Nerissa didn’t expect the roleplay to be *that* realistic 😂
I appreciate the JP crew and En crew trying to talk in the other's language, even if it's just simple.
The way that Subaru charged through the doors killed me. XD
"EN is in chaos today!"
Was this during or after the manhunt for Kronii, I wonder? 😂
I think after because I saw notification that Nerissa joined when Kronii was turning her life around as a proper mechanic.
Miko ramming her ambulance straight into the taxi and hten going "Whoa there pardner, your taxi's lookin' a bit worse for wear" absolutely cracked me up
… almost as hard as Miko cracked up that taxi LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
"EN is in complete chaos today".
Only today?
I mean, there was no Kronii on day 1 lol.
Day 1: Fresh start for Nerissa
Day 2: 1 million in loans for bread and water
I just love the way Koro-san says brrrrrrrrrrread. It is peak cuteness. I would buy happy bread from her for every meal until I die.
Korone and Kanata’s “Don’t climb up there” background bit was fucking hilarious. Nerissa was have a crisis at the bill while the two of them were doing a comedy routine off to the side.
Subaru telling Nerissa to shut up in English is analogous to Ririka to Ollie in that one collab with Kiara
Oh yeah, where they were doing the Shark Tank. That was hilarious.
Nerissa walks into the precint: everyooone, I brought bread!
Ok now I need a million yen for the bread you guys ate
Passion English meets Passion Japanese are the moments I look forward to the most. It's always so funny and sweet.
I love it whenever any JP talent uses their passion English to communicate. Especially Korone everytime she mentions bread, she is bread
bRRRead
Awful lot of passion Japanese this time around, which I'm sure delighted the JP bros.
The goods price in this server really forced you to become criminal, corrupt cop, or underground doctor
Considering water was 1000000 for a bottle at the conbini.... yes, that is a great discount.
Subaru: "Nerissa, please shut up, one second"
Hey at least she was respectful about it, Subaru just had to insert her duck authority
Assert not Insert.
insert her duck? 😟
@@AsphyxiaLaguzShe inserted her authority into the situation! :D
The constant "don't climb in that" made me laugh.
Today is My First Day in The Police Force and Now I'm Being Held Hostage By Sexy Bread Ladies is one hell of an Isekai title
Shuba was right EN and ID were chaotic that made day2 extra fun to watch😂
"EN is in complete chaos today."
Shuba, you don't know the half of it.
I love the EN girls wandering into these ridiculous Yakuza-ass traps.
All these poor, naive girls who don't know what to expect from their Senpai.
And then there's Fuwamoco... who's about as much of a menace as any of them, but only behind a wheel.
Thank you so much for this wonderful translation.
This arc has been every bit as good as I'd hoped it would be so far! Thanks for the clips!
Bless all the clippers allowing me to catchup on the GTA chaos.
*Language barrier doesn’t exist*
it's probably discounted prices acutally since each of those bread are already 60000 yen combine with water and cola is definitely over 1 million yen
I live for the passion English.
I cant believe nerissa got into crippling debt just by buying bread
Oh my god, I am loving the interactions between JP and EN... everyone's learning and using their vocab they know and it's just totally adorable 😂
One of my favorite things about events like this is getting interactions from members we wouldn't normally see together otherwise. Especially when it's cross-branch, because we gets gems like this with passion communication.
Also I know the Bakery Crew are criminals behind the scene, but those prices feel like outright robbery lol
In Minecraft, Ark,... they are true angels, ready to give each other anything. But in GTA, things are different. If you are not careful, you will be deceived, tortured, and blackmailed
Seems like Nerissa is the most broken cop in Holos Santos. Broken radio, no car, no money, has a debt. lol
_Hell of a first day on the job._
Just the perks of joining super-late, I imagine. (I think the cops generally struggle since they don't have such a stable income compared to medics, civilians and potentially even gangs)
I wonder if she even had the "training" that others got. Even people who did are still constantly struggle with controls and mechanics 🤣
Gotta take out a loan for breads.
the inflation is crazy.
it's a "happy" bread. of course it's expensive.
Yeah "Hyaku" its 100 but since its "Hyakuman" its 1million XD
I like that while they were waiting for Subaru to show up, the holoJP members were asking about Nerissa's visit in Japan. 7:03
This is how the Yakuza works..
"Passion English, debt, and Subaru ensues" is the best description of HoloGTA you'll ever see.
You thought this is expensive? It's actually very cheap. Ina accidently spent 5 milion yen for 5 bottles of water lol. The inflation is crazy here
3:44 the very instant Kanatan steps on the baskets, Korone scolds her xD
One thing i learned from VCR, Stogra, HoloGTA is that you should never mess with the food mafia.
First day on the job and already have 1million yen in debt lmao
Man, i cant wait till the next streams to see what more chaos ensues.
Too many dogs on this video 😂😂😂
I think they are trying to make Nerissa(a new cop) feel indebted, and forced to be their inside hand in future "business" dealings(happy bread).
i love how hard Mio is trying to communicate with Nerissa here, because i seem to remember her saying she's not comfortable with talking to the En girls due to her having 0 confidence in her english?
[7:54] this part was beautiful and the perfect definition of the language barrier
I love how Nerissa tried to explain herself but Subaru straight up said "Ne- Nerissa. Nerissa, please shut up" with such english passion 😂
It's like what La+ said a perfect "What the fck", when she bought from Ceci😂
This is like those Hostess bar scams! Poor Gaijin Nerissa seeing the real Japan Bread ladies
A dog, gorilla & a wolf running a bread scam lmao gotta love Hololive
the city where swindling is allowed 🤣🤣🤣
Wow some of the JP sure knows english well. I watch lui and laplus yesterday and they are good at english especially lui
The way Korone pronounces "bread" gives me life.
Mio "Yeah invoicing, What's accounting ? eh who cares just add a zero to whatever amount" LMAO
"BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAD !" 00:19
First day on the job and she gets taken hostage by the Bread/Yakuza? Yeah sounds like Nerissa.
Nerissa: Either this city got a record high inflation that has never been seen before or I'm getting ripped off.
damn, mio and kanata is running a scam and loan shark scheme in GTA..
I love that Subaru is one of the people who believes shouting words gets them across more effectively
4:26 "erevest- everest" im dying
I can't explain it but i feel so happy when i hear jpmem try to communicate in English
0:26 *BRRREEAD!* I love random korone english.
When your Shin Kami-oshi and crew scams your EN Kami-oshi😂
Expert hostage negotiator Subaru managed to reduce Nerissas debt to 100 yen. Truly a veteran police duck
Miko slamming into their car and just going you got shit car there is funniest thing ever
Economy quite hard in holos Santos huh since bread already cost a million, while get your car fix only cost like 300k+ lmaooo
I like how they called Subaru over to say the same thing they were telling her, but louder.
A 100 yen loan? Nah, I don't have enough lives to pay that back 🤪
nerissa first day already 1mil debt
Looks like bread is as expensive as health care in murica 😆
El pan más caro del mundo está hecho por la doggo
LMAO how did we went from 1 million yen to 100 ☠☠😭😭
Miko smashing into them and then roasting them about how shit their car looks lmao 🤣
Title on thumbnail alone make laugh 😂😂
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the cleverness of the name, "Nerissa Ravencop"? 🐦⬛
Korone: Br🥁🥁ead
"Nerissa, you work hard tomorrow from tomorrow" 😂😂😂
"How do i say one million yen?"
"ONE HUNDRED YEN"
So, Japanese has a specific word for "10,000". 1 place, 10s place, 100s place, 10000s place. The big numbers get messy as a result.
@@aradraugfea6755 Thanks i didnt ask
@@FogsFles i did mb
The way Kanata, Mio, and Korone say water is so American XD "Wahder!"