TF2 Versus Saxton Hale is Cursed

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  • @nicojira2004
    @nicojira2004  ปีที่แล้ว +708

    Five Night's at Saxton's (real)

  • @maxhay9098
    @maxhay9098 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Market Plier getting run down by Hale lining up with Mark getting jumpscared was perfect

  • @thatguysavetf2916
    @thatguysavetf2916 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    1:50 saxton invented piss real

    • @jockdouglass3824
      @jockdouglass3824 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Jarate pills, he's a Yellow belt

    • @prosto_a_user
      @prosto_a_user 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Dude it's literally the first comic - Saxton Hale advertises his new technique - jar + karate = jarate, and Sniper uses it to counter Spy

  • @yeeoof1995
    @yeeoof1995 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    0:43 and here in the distilleries we see a _snipethia tryhardicus_ quickly adopt a mating dance rarely found in its own species, but common in the other species of its genus. its natural predator, _versaxhalia australasia_ is unmoved by the _snipethia_ behaviour, and kills it quickly.

    • @EnderGoku9001
      @EnderGoku9001 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmao

    • @StabbyMay0825
      @StabbyMay0825 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      holy shit that's a well made comment right here

    • @emilyaguirre2582
      @emilyaguirre2582 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This made me laugh so fucking hard

    • @attackoramic8361
      @attackoramic8361 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      when you're a taxonomist but also a gamer:

  • @ColonelKlink1965
    @ColonelKlink1965 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    TF2 players on week one of Summer Update: S E A L
    TF2 players on week two of Summer Update: H A L E

    • @Silvanor0
      @Silvanor0 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      TF2 players on week three of Summer Update: F N A F

    • @TemmieContingenC
      @TemmieContingenC ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The holy trinity

    • @morbiusdvd
      @morbiusdvd ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sealton Hale

    • @MDzmitry
      @MDzmitry ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@morbiusdvdSaxton Fazseal

    • @thegamingman-ye2ec
      @thegamingman-ye2ec ปีที่แล้ว +1

      seal hale

  • @sovietunion7643
    @sovietunion7643 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    7:00 the ragdoll of hale got me so bad. there is absolutely nothing funnier than killbind in this game

  • @wiggytommy8607
    @wiggytommy8607 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    All chat in VSH was a genius idea. Kinda makes me wish for all chat to be enabled in all Casual servers

    • @thegamingman-ye2ec
      @thegamingman-ye2ec ปีที่แล้ว +41

      same man especially for the f2ps out there that want communication

    • @qualityarsenic3922
      @qualityarsenic3922 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I don't want to have to mute ear piercing micspam bots on my team as it is. Why would I want to have to mute the other team too? I think this feature being reserved to VSH is for the best.

    • @jukebox581
      @jukebox581 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      All chat on casual should not be a thing, because even though it has its funsies, but most of the time it's still a teamwork based mode, the enemy can easily annoy people even their teammates by mic spamming

    • @thegamingman-ye2ec
      @thegamingman-ye2ec ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jukebox581 simple solution, muting votes. if you feel someone is annoying as fuck, you can go to the votekick menu and call a vote to mute them

    • @arsray7285
      @arsray7285 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@qualityarsenic3922, "mute"

  • @N1DM
    @N1DM ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Official VSH is the best because you can shitpost as Saxton Hale himself.

    • @questy2017
      @questy2017 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hale-Posting

    • @N1DM
      @N1DM ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@questy2017 Crashing this control point
      With no survivors

  • @handsomeharold4698
    @handsomeharold4698 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    3:45 i like how the scout simply commits suicide after knowing he'll miss his taunt

  • @hazy4366
    @hazy4366 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    2:53 glad to see it synced again

  • @jadsoncaua5939
    @jadsoncaua5939 ปีที่แล้ว +1294

    Someone should make a fnaf themed map for VSH, just make it fit tf2

    • @pablomenendez2319
      @pablomenendez2319 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      I could see that like a repurposed Mercenary Park be turned into a Gray Gravel publicity front, with MvM robots on stages like the animatronics.

    • @Doubl_Troubl
      @Doubl_Troubl ปีที่แล้ว +16

      great blue already did this

    • @crazimimi
      @crazimimi ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Great blue did do it the only problem is it was built for normal classes on a capture point map a lot would need to be done for it to happen with saxon hale

    • @Man-zg6jk
      @Man-zg6jk ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There’s a fnaf map with a kinda custom Freddy boss on gamebanana

    • @Parkt_Finest
      @Parkt_Finest ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Man-zg6jk indeed this is true

  • @asdifhasoidfnoisanfoainfioa
    @asdifhasoidfnoisanfoainfioa ปีที่แล้ว +158

    2:52 personally my favorite

    • @quintencornelissen2274
      @quintencornelissen2274 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I saw that same player doing the same thing lol

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales ปีที่แล้ว +10

      6:58 this is mine

    • @____Failurr_____
      @____Failurr_____ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Someone in Vsh did that but with Fnaf songs (there are only 3)

    • @RStheToon
      @RStheToon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He screams sounded so real lmao

  • @myleswelnetz6700
    @myleswelnetz6700 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Saxton is playing Doom, but the mercs are playing Five Night At Freddy’s.

  • @orangefroot
    @orangefroot ปีที่แล้ว +393

    It should be so obvious now that it's offical but it feels so crazy to me that they actually gave Saxton Hale unique animations for the high five and flip, then presumably to a lesser degree the conga and the kick. But that's like all new content for this game valve had to make and officially put out

    • @Garnox_
      @Garnox_ ปีที่แล้ว +33

      it wasn't made by valve

    • @unnamed9482
      @unnamed9482 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@Garnox_No it was. My dads uncles dogs sisters mothers wife’s nephew works at Valve and he told me the heavy update is coming soon.

    • @mdaniyal9349
      @mdaniyal9349 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@unnamed9482 lol idk why the idea of a dog that works at valve knows about the heavy update is funny to me

  • @ДмитроНикишенко
    @ДмитроНикишенко ปีที่แล้ว +33

    6:15 a-posing saxton hale creepypasta (3AM challange, gone sexual, cops called)

  • @MinosPrimeReal
    @MinosPrimeReal ปีที่แล้ว +137

    As minos prime himself, I GOT SCARED!1!1!1!1!!!1!1!1!!1!1
    4:13

    • @cybercatxenomorphslayer
      @cybercatxenomorphslayer ปีที่แล้ว +17

      you got internet access in the flesh prison?

    • @MaxTakeANap
      @MaxTakeANap ปีที่แล้ว

      SAXSEXSAXSEXSAXSEXSAXSEXSAX

    • @Dominian.
      @Dominian. ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes i think he does

    • @MinosPrimeReal
      @MinosPrimeReal ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@cybercatxenomorphslayer yes i have now internet connection in flesh prison

  • @Aquele_Neon
    @Aquele_Neon ปีที่แล้ว +40

    0:57 that demo laugh lmao

  • @Turgineer
    @Turgineer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    0:43 Sniper is literally twerked in panic.

  • @Lomka_autism
    @Lomka_autism ปีที่แล้ว +69

    2:44 That engi here, it's was me.
    5:20 I asking valve to make me a saxton.

    • @grefex6011
      @grefex6011 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was saxton on 6:00

    • @whatismylife4692
      @whatismylife4692 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i was pyro in 6:23

    • @Heavy-W-Guy
      @Heavy-W-Guy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was not the saxton or any of the mercs in this video

  • @angrybird121
    @angrybird121 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    2:23 "he's right behind me isn't he? "

  • @NoisyCricketWielder
    @NoisyCricketWielder ปีที่แล้ว +21

    2:50 i fucking love this

  • @arthurfoxgamer2278
    @arthurfoxgamer2278 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    7:02 I do believe I'm dead
    - -Spy- Saxton Hale

  • @DellDivioDevoe
    @DellDivioDevoe ปีที่แล้ว +37

    6:54 "it dont work"
    **final words before death.**

  • @TheRealCarlBrutananadilewski
    @TheRealCarlBrutananadilewski ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I appreciate that its universally understood that losing in a rock paper scissors taunt means you suicide

  • @kelp-enthusiast
    @kelp-enthusiast ปีที่แล้ว +19

    7:15 absolutely sends me

  • @НинаХохлова-к5г
    @НинаХохлова-к5г 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    7:31 damn it, mercenaries in Saxton Hale mode are so easily angered that even their safe things are charged with crit

  • @aliteraldumpsterfire672
    @aliteraldumpsterfire672 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I love how violent Saxton's ragdolls are for losing RPS

  • @elizabethsnow2603
    @elizabethsnow2603 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love that the devs clearly knew people would wanna fuck around so they gave Saxton the animations necessary for certain taunts
    Then again I could just be speaking out of my ass, I haven't played tf2 since I was 16 and I'm in my 20's now, need to start playing it again at some point

  • @donaldwithagat8537
    @donaldwithagat8537 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love the unspoken rule that a match has to finish with rps

  • @cakcna
    @cakcna ปีที่แล้ว +16

    saxton should be able to destroy the camera in skirmish to jumpscare people in the office

  • @syadplay0188
    @syadplay0188 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    6:58 make me spilled my drink

  • @StoryTeller796
    @StoryTeller796 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Honestly, that wouldn't be a bad idea for a FNAF styled fangame where Ms Pauline has to manage all of the mercenaries and make sure they don't come to kill her, and her opponent could be Grey Mann and his robots for a two player vs mode, where one player plays as Grey Mann and the other plays as Ms Pauline, along with a 1 player mode where Ms Pauline has to survive all of the Mercs nonsense, with Pyro and Soldier being the only two that can directly attack her, Scout basically being the Balloon Boy, Medic being The Puppet, Demoman and Engineer being capable of both helping and harming Ms Pauline, and Heavy and Sniper both being capable of only drawing attention to Ms Pauline but aside from that are relatively harmless. Basically, Ms. Pauline has just been assigned to effectively manage a fight all by herself. The Administrator can be the Phone Guy for the first game and Ms Pauline will be the phone guy for the second game since we can get a random (un)paid intern in on this in the second game and then make that the running theme for the next games, if the developer would like to make some more games. It would even be fitting considering that FNAF and TF2 both came out near the same day.
    Remember, I came up with this, I can't develop the game concept, nor do I think I would be interested unless a fan of the game could get me into co-working on it on Discord but just remember to credit me as someone who came up with this game concept first. Or if I hadn't or it isn't that unique or special of a concept then so be it, but I would like everyone to know about this idea.

    • @Wizard_Cat
      @Wizard_Cat ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wheres spy

    • @TheEasyRedRider
      @TheEasyRedRider 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Wizard_Cat right behind you

    • @Wizard_Cat
      @Wizard_Cat 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @TheEasyRedRider oh yay a friend!

  • @isaacfox1874
    @isaacfox1874 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    4:06 correct me if im wrong
    That sound effect is from a very
    Specific fnaf fan game

  • @MagnetismR
    @MagnetismR ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how this video is nearly indistinguishable from one made ten years ago.

  • @Nishikiyama_akira228
    @Nishikiyama_akira228 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    6:40 вот это по нашему)

  • @Megalon-qc8pf
    @Megalon-qc8pf 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    2:50 the timing of the Markiplier audio

  • @schody101
    @schody101 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I cant stop looking back into memories like this

  • @markas_kasuyademomanisresp6516
    @markas_kasuyademomanisresp6516 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    damn thanks for bring us back Kitty0706 memories by using his sfx’s

    • @nicojira2004
      @nicojira2004  11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No problem
      I grew up on these old gmod videos and I always try to give my videos a nostalgic tone!

  • @BlueSkyTankAnimations
    @BlueSkyTankAnimations ปีที่แล้ว +20

    6:05 Hale being racist

  • @Jgmot
    @Jgmot ปีที่แล้ว +78

    5:07 the nightmare of every medic main
    *slowly loosing my sanity*

    • @uwuowo214
      @uwuowo214 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You never had sanity
      You're a medic main

    • @zealousdoggo
      @zealousdoggo ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@uwuowo214as a medic main this is true.

    • @TheEnchatedIronaxienAxeth
      @TheEnchatedIronaxienAxeth ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@uwuowo214 As a medic main, I can confirm

  • @Themaskededitor4
    @Themaskededitor4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:51 killed me

  • @reeldurn1834
    @reeldurn1834 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I cant believe you played with the REAL!!!! market plier

  • @placek7125
    @placek7125 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    So far on avarage vsh is a lot funnier than 2fort, witch is an achivement

  • @misfit1422
    @misfit1422 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I named my market gardener “Market Plier”

  • @napalmman8202
    @napalmman8202 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Holy shit the hale at 3:03 was fucking Tassadar from StarCraft

  • @oofieodyssey4349
    @oofieodyssey4349 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Finally, the first Australian representative class in tf2.

  • @Stalingrad_emesisblu
    @Stalingrad_emesisblu ปีที่แล้ว +16

    5:01 MAKE Me Lone

  • @calicobagels
    @calicobagels 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:04 "WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!"

  • @Kidnamedchicanerygaming
    @Kidnamedchicanerygaming ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:11 I was in that server

  • @saradavis407
    @saradavis407 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When Mark is In TF2 Medic and Doesn’t want to die like Fnaf 1😂

  • @W.D_Gaster625
    @W.D_Gaster625 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was taking a drink when i started watchin this, that first clip almost made me spit

  • @BigBearGamer
    @BigBearGamer ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can't stop laughing at the first clip 😄

  • @cannedbaef
    @cannedbaef ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jumpsacre warnig at 4:13 😱😱😱😱😡😡👶🏿

  • @Reds_Guy
    @Reds_Guy ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:07 Bro New scout voice line is better ngl

  • @paolabraga8287
    @paolabraga8287 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:55 "Watch your tone mf 😤😤"

  • @Games4Life7712
    @Games4Life7712 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The markiplier bit was actually hilarious
    This is why tf2 is the best video game of all time

  • @whatdadogdoin8703
    @whatdadogdoin8703 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:00 Medick gun moment

  • @НинаХохлова-к5г
    @НинаХохлова-к5г 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:42 Saxton throws too much

  • @yeri970
    @yeri970 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro just gave one of the most painful memoris as medic 5:00
    GET AWAY AHHHHHHHHH NOOO MAKE IT STOP

  • @biggamer8834
    @biggamer8834 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    five hales at saxtons

  • @myleswelnetz6700
    @myleswelnetz6700 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It reminds me of my favorite episodes (Season 4 episodes 7-10) of the Clone Wars.

  • @myleswelnetz6700
    @myleswelnetz6700 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Five Nights At Saxton “Merc Slayer” Hale’s.

  • @Scythephighting
    @Scythephighting ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Did anybody not relize he died in the toxic pit he done the family guy pose?

  • @Cinnamowo
    @Cinnamowo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:02
    Based Grey Garden fan

  • @SynergyBugs
    @SynergyBugs ปีที่แล้ว +1

    new saxton hale gamemode with fnaf dlc , saxtons'S new voiceline : saxton !!!!!!!!!! JUMPSCAREEEEE-

  • @TheCreativeType
    @TheCreativeType ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is what happens when VSH becomes an official game mode.

  • @kingpilotstudios5098
    @kingpilotstudios5098 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    With this game mode now apart of the actual causal games, what else can they put in it? Like the Left 4 Dead game mode for Halloween or maybe being able to play as Merasmus or the horseless headless horseman for VSH

  • @slyllamademon2652
    @slyllamademon2652 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nobody:
    Half Zatoichi Soldiers: *Shiroyama Intensifies *

  • @MsBabydice
    @MsBabydice ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun fact I got in a versus Saxon hale match and we all played engine on skirmish and we all sat in the office like in fnaf

  • @popper7633
    @popper7633 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Saxton Hale loses one match of rock-papers-scissors and fucking dies

  • @C0olest2
    @C0olest2 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:14 how come I hear his saying “SEX!” on repeat?

  • @My_2007_7
    @My_2007_7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Damn i can feel Mr Sexton hale coming inside me

  • @KienNguyenTrung-cg9pu
    @KienNguyenTrung-cg9pu ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’M NOT ACTING!

  • @tangerinepaint3643
    @tangerinepaint3643 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:56 It’s been a long time since I’ve heard that sound effect

  • @user2c5jf
    @user2c5jf ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i was selling bananas and some how got in the video :D

  • @McBoccher
    @McBoccher ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yooo that's me 5:45

  • @Silvanor0
    @Silvanor0 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tf2 is now officially a fnaf reference thanks to the recent fix

  • @punishedwhispers1218
    @punishedwhispers1218 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hope they never remove him instantly dying to rock paper scissors

  • @failing244
    @failing244 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    FNAF Saxton is so goddamn funny the guy that did it also posted the video.

  • @RaNdOm-sh9qy
    @RaNdOm-sh9qy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it would be like: SEXton Hale

  • @reaperther4822
    @reaperther4822 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:59 Lol

  • @smg55122
    @smg55122 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:15 almost said "Se#" but got me laughed

  • @marcusvolpicella5277
    @marcusvolpicella5277 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:52 💀

  • @bonk.drinker
    @bonk.drinker ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i remember in a match i was playing engi and a saxton hale cornered me but i didnt have rock paper scissors so i just did kazotsky kick and he killbinded

  • @gooseiscool93
    @gooseiscool93 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    fnash is actually real ppl will play phone guy audio and when saxton wins freddys lullaby

  • @andras2577
    @andras2577 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    five nights with sex

  • @classicTF2spy
    @classicTF2spy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Five Night's at Saxton's already make me feel ☠☠☠☠

  • @gaming_6577
    @gaming_6577 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is so sad, Market Pliers died to Saxton hale

  • @MeaTargett-du3jw
    @MeaTargett-du3jw 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cursed? More like HILARIOUS

  • @raz782
    @raz782 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:17 ,lmao i meet this guy in my game too 😂

  • @scottishHog_rider
    @scottishHog_rider ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lol i ve been on this server with Markiplier

  • @Taco483
    @Taco483 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro this guy's content is so good.

    • @nicojira2004
      @nicojira2004  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks man!!

    • @Taco483
      @Taco483 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicojira2004 Np bro.

  • @eduardpeeterlemming
    @eduardpeeterlemming ปีที่แล้ว +1

    VSH is just endless content

  • @uberblaster313
    @uberblaster313 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I dont see No body talking about the title image saying "five nights at SEXton hale"

  • @majestic54
    @majestic54 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao the markiplier part😂

  • @Andora-ng8by
    @Andora-ng8by 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It must be call five night at inferno

  • @thatguythatmakestuff3994
    @thatguythatmakestuff3994 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love your ren and stinpy music

  • @mesmop
    @mesmop ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember (today)(today is when this was posted) when I was trolling with RPS in VSH. I got 9 kills from RPS by killing saxton.

  • @htyv2605
    @htyv2605 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine kill bind as a Saxton XD

  • @fumycase
    @fumycase ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Market plier is my favourite tf2 character