Obscenity on the Coast - Monttea chilensis & Copiapoa gigantea. Cameo by Dennis Farina.
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ก.ค. 2024
- On the steep coastlines of Northern Chile we encounter a glorious new cast of species that inhabit the foggy coast of the Atacama Desert. Watch the Euphorbia that lactates while being beaten over the head with Dennis Farina references.
Copiapoa cinerea
Euphorbia lactiflua
Copiapoa humilis
Frankenia chilensis
Deuterocohnia
Argylia radiata
Monttea chilensis
Puya boliviensis
Nolana sp.
Heliotropium
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Your constant barrage of attacks on cactus people is 1) true, 2) hilarious and 3) wounds me deeply.
I'm still chuckling about the last video comment " The ground is really warm up here. You ever feel like just laying down and giving up?"
Hhahahahaha
20 yrs ago I moved to Alaska to get away from humanity, I don’t even live in a municipality. I bought every book I could find on plants and berries my first year. I can’t tell you how much someone with your interests impress me. Myself, I can’t go anywhere without bringing home rocks and seeds.
Tree Ring Your internet mustn’t be that fast, is it?
Connor Foley, barely connected. But I am 200 mi from a traffic light!
Wow, that’s otherworldly
For me at least idk man I’m balls deep in this matrix
Anyways have a good day gfy
Most people barely looks at the desert surrounding, you made it looks like it where flourishing with life. Maybe I should dub your videos in spanish so more people could watch them, promise I won't cut out any swearing. Muchas gracias y saludos cordiales desde Chile 🇨🇱
I've learned more with your videos than I did with 12 years of public education, for that I thank you! Keep pushing on
I love the personal observations on humanity's nonsense.
demonorse ~ You mean the unvarnished truth?
@@TheFuzzieWuzzie I agree it's the truth, but truth and facts have become subjective lately. These are strange days we're living in.
I love the way you make these without any focus on humans, unlike selfies, you do not show your face, your fellow plant nuts who are are scrambling on the talus, it is all about the plants and their structures.
A copiapoa expert name bob barth came through and talked at the Austin succulent society and he has been measuring a single copiapoa cinera since the late 70s and said that in all those years it hadn’t put out a single cm of growth. The plant was 3 ft tall and 2 ft wide. He guessed that that single specimen was around the 1700 to 2000 yr old mark.
I know what it is about you now that attracts us fans, beside the cute accent and amazing encyclopedic knowledge you drop. It's your personality, your personal perspective, including broaching politics and socio-economics. You could be a complete slob, and I'd still envy your spousal equivalent.
My favorite loudmouth salty insulting botanist
Cut down the trees, put up a parking lot.. yeah, I always noticed when I fly how much humanity looks like fungus growing in a petri dish.
...found a hole in the youtube algorithm with this flora-related obscenity
The background is absolutely stunning. I’ve never seen the Chilean coast but it’s always interested me. The country is so long and narrow. This vid is extra cool
You could say that its very very very very very long and thin
Yes. Susan in Iowa *does* thing donkeys are fantastic and cute. She thinks you're fantastic and cute, too, so if you say they're bad for the plants, she's willing to let you feed a few of them to the pumas.
These are the longest videos I ever watch.
I’m glad you didn’t take any unnecessary chances on those sketchy slopes. Cause, how ya gonna make more videos if you’re in the hospital with a broken ass. Looking forward to the next video from you already. Wonderful knowledge you are imparting with each one.
miles of coastline and not one condo or hotel... beautiful. Love your videos, thank you.
A beautiful environment and love the cacti landscape. Thanks for video experience.
My God dude your hilarious, seriously I love your plant brain
Ahhhh, time for relief.....from da misanthropic/homicidal feelings.
Gah, i’ve been waiting for a video all day. I’ve been refreshing ur channel. Thank you for uploading, you keep me sane
I am learning a lot from your Atacama desert trip. Thank you!
Could you enable contributions so I can make subtitles for the people of my country?
How do I do that? I'm a bit unclear as to what you mean but I'd be happy to make this accessible to people who don't understand English, especially when spoken in an obnoxious Chicago dialect.
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt There´s an opton to enable it in the creator studio, thanks for all your work man! th-cam.com/video/jiEybiElXgk/w-d-xo.html
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't your channel is the best!,
What a beautiful and elegant coastline! The variations of flora and fauna just very interesting and amazing. Thanks so much for sharing your journeys. If it inspires just a few poodle to inspire a few people and so on, to take better care of our home planet and faster than we have. Be safe 👏👏🙋
It's nice to see many with an interest in botany. How many realize that we live in a anti-botanic culture that only appreciates plants for their ornamental but above all economic value. That's why we turned this globe into planet lawns and meadows. If something makes me wanna throw up...
Just roll up some of the nicotina that is dried, eat some Peruvian Torch, and just keep on living in the fun world that we love to hear about as we see some of the most beautiful scenery, that I know I will never get to see first hand. If that Farrina guy comes around, send him back up north. Keep it up, great work, thanks again.
"Dennis Farina" is awesome appropriated as a term!
All I remember about the dude was unsolved mysteries
Farina is also a name for Cream of Wheat which is, by the way, white so it works more ways than one.
Katie Kane
Farina is more like MaltO’Meal. My Native pal brings me boxes of it after she hits the tribal foodbank. I love that stuff. Dennis Farina played a lot of made men. I think he was in a short lived series called WISE GUYS, way back when inna 80s.
the nerd voice is killing me, lmfaooo
I know right....very Nathan Barnatt :-)
DAD FEELS
@@vicaldama9314 *nobones*
Best part of the episode for me
Just want to thank you for this channel. A cup or two of coffee and 20min of your videos always starts my days off right. Or just whenever i want to get away but can't, i appreciate the escapism.
Sweet!
Just finished the podcast from Xmas, cluck YT and there's a fresh upload !
Oh yea!
I think I could have watched about 100 hours of this
Jasmine Wood he has a podcast?
@@Smileyson58 you bet, just search it, its in joeblow, general more botantic, I'm here for the botany so I like that but he gets going on some whopper ass rants too.
Would love video podcasts
So the cactus extrudes the waxy covering itself to protect against UV damage? Self-made sunscreen. Cool.
*aggressively* : "IT'S SO FUZZY"
I swear somebody has been reading their Bookchin.
This shit is the best on TH-cam. Thank you and I’m so jealous catch kind a wish I was there
"A grossly misaligned set of values" Ya think lol
2 dislikes are from people who stepped on the cacti😂
Better donkeys than hogs.
A desert, without lots of sun, bathed in fog, doesn't really get super hot or stay hot when it does. What an interesting place. Amazing.
I thought this was a good episode, but then the last five minutes made it a legendary episode. Thanks for the show and tell!
Thank you for sharing the view, the knowledge and the smiles.
I have no fucking idea what im watching but I fucking love this shit!
How can you managed to memorise so many scientific names?
Donkey is actually pretty good, especially spit roasted.
Roasted in its own saliva? You twisted fucks
Yeah, but you need a couple of buckets to get access plus they're all teeth like a Jewish princess.
amazing, fascinating as always thank you!!
If you're from the SF Bay Area, you should be familiar with Oxalis oregana, a delightful native woodland ground cover common under redwoods.
Thanks for taking me to places I’ll never get to see. I really enjoy watching your videos. I was a little put off by your brusk style when I first found your content and although I subscribed to your channel I didn’t swatch much more and your videos got buried by TH-cam until recently and rediscovered you. Over the last few weeks of corona lockdown I’ve been binge watching your content and enjoyed being taken on adventures.
You’re a smart guy, you’ve got a lot of valuable insight into myriad topics.
Thanks again from England.
Got worried about you 😕 glad your back 😊
Breaking his ass so often requires some healing time.
Who doesn't love a booyah? Indeed, who doesn't?
Such a great video. Thank you.
I cant believe you are here! Are you planning to go to the southern part of Chile? Villarrica, Pucón?
My face hurts from laughing, GFY bye😂
I'd love to see those copiapoas in real life, so beautiful! How old would you estimate some of those bigger species might be?
That Chilean coastline looks like another planet, but it's absolutely beautiful, love it!!
I love your videos....I also love Al Scorch and I have seen the old videos when you were together....what a group of cool guys to hang out with.....good on ya both....can you do a video on how ya met.....how your friends...lol
"Nice three-lobed ovary"
...Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?
I really like both the loasa flowers, thanks for sharing
You couldn't resist sneaking in a porphory could ya.....
I love it!! U make me laugh my ass off
An old vid I’d not seen. Great stuff!
Highly amusing commentary today. Thanks! My day sucks a little less. :D
I've never seen anything like this. Love it.
Haven't seen all your video's. Don't know if you documented on Commiphora Myrrha but it'll be interesting if you do. Located in the East!
Oh I love this channel and I love plants and this funny dude makes my day everytime i view his videos :D
P.S. I would think that donkey meat should be like horse meat which is good stuff! (yes, I have no problem eating horse like some people have which is rather silly but guess it is a cultural thing ).
heck yes weeeeeeeeeeee . thanks for sharing
if you sit really still next to some of the flowers you could get a shot of the humming birds that would be cool
You done got me to buy a new 4k tv! WOW on you for the beautiful photography .
It's just amazing to see them in their natural habitats.
Horse is pretty good. I'd imagine donkey isn't much different in flavor and texture.
Thanks for putting this out there! love your personality n shit!
Today I learned there are wild donkeys.
"Take your Cactus to the Beach" by Salty and the Degenerates is now available to buy on minidisc in all branches of HMV and Woolworths.
Gracias.....
Donkey is really good eating. Just ask a main land Chinese person. Zimmern ate some on his show. Mmmmmmm, surf shack with grilled donkey on a Portuguese roll and some seal chowder.
A like for the blurb at roughly 16:00 ... as in, let's not depress ourselves too much - "Just enjoy the fucking plant!"
I laughed my ass off soo much I don't even need a Chilean version of the Brazilian butt work out. thanks!
I wonder how far the waves come up during heavy storms/tides.
Loved this video. I love Chile. And, Unfortunately,, I th oil nk you're right that.hans are going to turn the world into a parking lot.
That's my kinda beach...I like the locals, they're like me.
CAM ain't just a part in an internal combustion engine! Crassulacean acid metabolism, one of life's remarkable adaptations!
"Peduncle" never gets old
th-cam.com/video/uMoPgkbEJf0/w-d-xo.html
Still waiting on you to stumble onto some wild capsicum one of these days.
Do you think you'd ever travel out to the East/New England area? I'd love to see your take on some of the plant life around where I live!
"I'm HOOKED! "
"on Bromeliads"
now thats a shirt with a nice illustration of the bromeliad wit da hooks
You were a bike messenger in NY? Cool.
Cant believe he left the saucy comments alone at 2:05😂
Dennis Farina is watching this from heaven
Those flowers look so nice, could you describe how they smell? In detail please? :) I don't know about anyone else but I'd really like that. Love your videos!
Burros are becoming quite invasive in San Bernadino and Riverside. Crazy how much they can disturb native habitat.
Again I love this
Was the obscenity that singing?
New Message 🤣
was that singing? or anti-grumpy-grandpa chanting?
Actually, yes.
Joey does these videos naked, like most hand channels. Hardly obscene, but you do only see one hand most of the time....
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt the singing was great though! The humor makes it easier to learn (about taking one's cacti to the beach, I guess.)
Let’s get Dennis Farina to invest in a Donkey burrito joint in Chicago.
Might be a tough sell...he’s been dead for years.
4:20 - Stuff like this makes me laugh.
Love your videos!! Would love to know if your traveling any companions? And if no how do you deal with driving so far alone?
Lol I changed my major to plant science because of you
@@alanhyt79 it's labeled "plant science" at my uni for undergrads. "Botany" is for grad students.
Did my overseas module in copiapo. Nice to be back.
Treehundred yards :-p
That was hostile, sheesh. I wish i could traipse all over the world. But I'm not exactly David Attenborough. Hence,why i'm here .
You deserve an honorary PHD kick ass learning with ya. GFY!
Gneiss nice
It is interesting to consider that the aesthetic sense of pollinating insects with their tiny brains is very similar to the aesthetic values of humans. It seems to be a form of sexual selection, the insects are choosing the sexist flowers from their perspective, and they are driving these plants to put a lot of resources into producing these luscious things.
Not sexist flowers, but sexiest flowers. I hope there are no sexist flowers, that would be so wrong.