20 yrs ago I moved to Alaska to get away from humanity, I don’t even live in a municipality. I bought every book I could find on plants and berries my first year. I can’t tell you how much someone with your interests impress me. Myself, I can’t go anywhere without bringing home rocks and seeds.
Most people barely looks at the desert surrounding, you made it looks like it where flourishing with life. Maybe I should dub your videos in spanish so more people could watch them, promise I won't cut out any swearing. Muchas gracias y saludos cordiales desde Chile 🇨🇱
I love the way you make these without any focus on humans, unlike selfies, you do not show your face, your fellow plant nuts who are are scrambling on the talus, it is all about the plants and their structures.
I know what it is about you now that attracts us fans, beside the cute accent and amazing encyclopedic knowledge you drop. It's your personality, your personal perspective, including broaching politics and socio-economics. You could be a complete slob, and I'd still envy your spousal equivalent.
The background is absolutely stunning. I’ve never seen the Chilean coast but it’s always interested me. The country is so long and narrow. This vid is extra cool
I’m glad you didn’t take any unnecessary chances on those sketchy slopes. Cause, how ya gonna make more videos if you’re in the hospital with a broken ass. Looking forward to the next video from you already. Wonderful knowledge you are imparting with each one.
A copiapoa expert name bob barth came through and talked at the Austin succulent society and he has been measuring a single copiapoa cinera since the late 70s and said that in all those years it hadn’t put out a single cm of growth. The plant was 3 ft tall and 2 ft wide. He guessed that that single specimen was around the 1700 to 2000 yr old mark.
Yes. Susan in Iowa *does* thing donkeys are fantastic and cute. She thinks you're fantastic and cute, too, so if you say they're bad for the plants, she's willing to let you feed a few of them to the pumas.
What a beautiful and elegant coastline! The variations of flora and fauna just very interesting and amazing. Thanks so much for sharing your journeys. If it inspires just a few poodle to inspire a few people and so on, to take better care of our home planet and faster than we have. Be safe 👏👏🙋
@@Smileyson58 you bet, just search it, its in joeblow, general more botantic, I'm here for the botany so I like that but he gets going on some whopper ass rants too. Would love video podcasts
Just want to thank you for this channel. A cup or two of coffee and 20min of your videos always starts my days off right. Or just whenever i want to get away but can't, i appreciate the escapism.
Just roll up some of the nicotina that is dried, eat some Peruvian Torch, and just keep on living in the fun world that we love to hear about as we see some of the most beautiful scenery, that I know I will never get to see first hand. If that Farrina guy comes around, send him back up north. Keep it up, great work, thanks again.
How do I do that? I'm a bit unclear as to what you mean but I'd be happy to make this accessible to people who don't understand English, especially when spoken in an obnoxious Chicago dialect.
Thanks for taking me to places I’ll never get to see. I really enjoy watching your videos. I was a little put off by your brusk style when I first found your content and although I subscribed to your channel I didn’t swatch much more and your videos got buried by TH-cam until recently and rediscovered you. Over the last few weeks of corona lockdown I’ve been binge watching your content and enjoyed being taken on adventures. You’re a smart guy, you’ve got a lot of valuable insight into myriad topics. Thanks again from England.
I love your videos....I also love Al Scorch and I have seen the old videos when you were together....what a group of cool guys to hang out with.....good on ya both....can you do a video on how ya met.....how your friends...lol
It's nice to see many with an interest in botany. How many realize that we live in a anti-botanic culture that only appreciates plants for their ornamental but above all economic value. That's why we turned this globe into planet lawns and meadows. If something makes me wanna throw up...
Oh I love this channel and I love plants and this funny dude makes my day everytime i view his videos :D P.S. I would think that donkey meat should be like horse meat which is good stuff! (yes, I have no problem eating horse like some people have which is rather silly but guess it is a cultural thing ).
3:06. Those are flint napped shards...pretty cool archeological find. I really love your videos, your humor, mindset and that you are from my town. Saw you on channel eleven too! Keep up the awesome environmental work.
Have you ever had the urge to do a single tree in the equatorial cloud forest? Or to keep with big and steep, maybe the white granite of the Cordillera Blanca in Peru, the highest tropical mountains on the planet? Thanks for this look at the Atacama, you caught it at a great season.
Katie Kane Farina is more like MaltO’Meal. My Native pal brings me boxes of it after she hits the tribal foodbank. I love that stuff. Dennis Farina played a lot of made men. I think he was in a short lived series called WISE GUYS, way back when inna 80s.
Those flowers look so nice, could you describe how they smell? In detail please? :) I don't know about anyone else but I'd really like that. Love your videos!
So I’m guessing that wax that blocks UV rays can still let through the bandwidth of light needed to photosynthesize. Does the wax inadvertently block parts of the photosynthesizable light, too? If so, what percentage is lost?
Donkey is really good eating. Just ask a main land Chinese person. Zimmern ate some on his show. Mmmmmmm, surf shack with grilled donkey on a Portuguese roll and some seal chowder.
Your constant barrage of attacks on cactus people is 1) true, 2) hilarious and 3) wounds me deeply.
20 yrs ago I moved to Alaska to get away from humanity, I don’t even live in a municipality. I bought every book I could find on plants and berries my first year. I can’t tell you how much someone with your interests impress me. Myself, I can’t go anywhere without bringing home rocks and seeds.
Tree Ring Your internet mustn’t be that fast, is it?
Connor Foley, barely connected. But I am 200 mi from a traffic light!
Wow, that’s otherworldly
For me at least idk man I’m balls deep in this matrix
Anyways have a good day gfy
Most people barely looks at the desert surrounding, you made it looks like it where flourishing with life. Maybe I should dub your videos in spanish so more people could watch them, promise I won't cut out any swearing. Muchas gracias y saludos cordiales desde Chile 🇨🇱
I love the way you make these without any focus on humans, unlike selfies, you do not show your face, your fellow plant nuts who are are scrambling on the talus, it is all about the plants and their structures.
I'm still chuckling about the last video comment " The ground is really warm up here. You ever feel like just laying down and giving up?"
Hhahahahaha
I've learned more with your videos than I did with 12 years of public education, for that I thank you! Keep pushing on
I know what it is about you now that attracts us fans, beside the cute accent and amazing encyclopedic knowledge you drop. It's your personality, your personal perspective, including broaching politics and socio-economics. You could be a complete slob, and I'd still envy your spousal equivalent.
I love the personal observations on humanity's nonsense.
demonorse ~ You mean the unvarnished truth?
@@TheFuzzieWuzzie I agree it's the truth, but truth and facts have become subjective lately. These are strange days we're living in.
The background is absolutely stunning. I’ve never seen the Chilean coast but it’s always interested me. The country is so long and narrow. This vid is extra cool
You could say that its very very very very very long and thin
I’m glad you didn’t take any unnecessary chances on those sketchy slopes. Cause, how ya gonna make more videos if you’re in the hospital with a broken ass. Looking forward to the next video from you already. Wonderful knowledge you are imparting with each one.
A copiapoa expert name bob barth came through and talked at the Austin succulent society and he has been measuring a single copiapoa cinera since the late 70s and said that in all those years it hadn’t put out a single cm of growth. The plant was 3 ft tall and 2 ft wide. He guessed that that single specimen was around the 1700 to 2000 yr old mark.
miles of coastline and not one condo or hotel... beautiful. Love your videos, thank you.
Yes. Susan in Iowa *does* thing donkeys are fantastic and cute. She thinks you're fantastic and cute, too, so if you say they're bad for the plants, she's willing to let you feed a few of them to the pumas.
I am learning a lot from your Atacama desert trip. Thank you!
What a beautiful and elegant coastline! The variations of flora and fauna just very interesting and amazing. Thanks so much for sharing your journeys. If it inspires just a few poodle to inspire a few people and so on, to take better care of our home planet and faster than we have. Be safe 👏👏🙋
I have no fucking idea what im watching but I fucking love this shit!
Gah, i’ve been waiting for a video all day. I’ve been refreshing ur channel. Thank you for uploading, you keep me sane
A beautiful environment and love the cacti landscape. Thanks for video experience.
Sweet!
Just finished the podcast from Xmas, cluck YT and there's a fresh upload !
Oh yea!
I think I could have watched about 100 hours of this
Jasmine Wood he has a podcast?
@@Smileyson58 you bet, just search it, its in joeblow, general more botantic, I'm here for the botany so I like that but he gets going on some whopper ass rants too.
Would love video podcasts
Just want to thank you for this channel. A cup or two of coffee and 20min of your videos always starts my days off right. Or just whenever i want to get away but can't, i appreciate the escapism.
Just roll up some of the nicotina that is dried, eat some Peruvian Torch, and just keep on living in the fun world that we love to hear about as we see some of the most beautiful scenery, that I know I will never get to see first hand. If that Farrina guy comes around, send him back up north. Keep it up, great work, thanks again.
My God dude your hilarious, seriously I love your plant brain
Could you enable contributions so I can make subtitles for the people of my country?
How do I do that? I'm a bit unclear as to what you mean but I'd be happy to make this accessible to people who don't understand English, especially when spoken in an obnoxious Chicago dialect.
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt There´s an opton to enable it in the creator studio, thanks for all your work man! th-cam.com/video/jiEybiElXgk/w-d-xo.html
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't your channel is the best!,
These are the longest videos I ever watch.
I thought this was a good episode, but then the last five minutes made it a legendary episode. Thanks for the show and tell!
Thank you for sharing the view, the knowledge and the smiles.
My favorite loudmouth salty insulting botanist
This shit is the best on TH-cam. Thank you and I’m so jealous catch kind a wish I was there
Dennis Farina is watching this from heaven
Got worried about you 😕 glad your back 😊
Breaking his ass so often requires some healing time.
Thanks for taking me to places I’ll never get to see. I really enjoy watching your videos. I was a little put off by your brusk style when I first found your content and although I subscribed to your channel I didn’t swatch much more and your videos got buried by TH-cam until recently and rediscovered you. Over the last few weeks of corona lockdown I’ve been binge watching your content and enjoyed being taken on adventures.
You’re a smart guy, you’ve got a lot of valuable insight into myriad topics.
Thanks again from England.
Cut down the trees, put up a parking lot.. yeah, I always noticed when I fly how much humanity looks like fungus growing in a petri dish.
I love your videos....I also love Al Scorch and I have seen the old videos when you were together....what a group of cool guys to hang out with.....good on ya both....can you do a video on how ya met.....how your friends...lol
It's nice to see many with an interest in botany. How many realize that we live in a anti-botanic culture that only appreciates plants for their ornamental but above all economic value. That's why we turned this globe into planet lawns and meadows. If something makes me wanna throw up...
Ahhhh, time for relief.....from da misanthropic/homicidal feelings.
...found a hole in the youtube algorithm with this flora-related obscenity
Thanks Tony...You are wonderful.
Haven't seen all your video's. Don't know if you documented on Commiphora Myrrha but it'll be interesting if you do. Located in the East!
2 dislikes are from people who stepped on the cacti😂
amazing, fascinating as always thank you!!
Do you think you'd ever travel out to the East/New England area? I'd love to see your take on some of the plant life around where I live!
I'd love to see those copiapoas in real life, so beautiful! How old would you estimate some of those bigger species might be?
Highly amusing commentary today. Thanks! My day sucks a little less. :D
You done got me to buy a new 4k tv! WOW on you for the beautiful photography .
I cant believe you are here! Are you planning to go to the southern part of Chile? Villarrica, Pucón?
the nerd voice is killing me, lmfaooo
I know right....very Nathan Barnatt :-)
DAD FEELS
@@vicaldama9314 *nobones*
Best part of the episode for me
I really like both the loasa flowers, thanks for sharing
That Chilean coastline looks like another planet, but it's absolutely beautiful, love it!!
An old vid I’d not seen. Great stuff!
Such a great video. Thank you.
I've never seen anything like this. Love it.
"A grossly misaligned set of values" Ya think lol
Oh I love this channel and I love plants and this funny dude makes my day everytime i view his videos :D
P.S. I would think that donkey meat should be like horse meat which is good stuff! (yes, I have no problem eating horse like some people have which is rather silly but guess it is a cultural thing ).
If you're from the SF Bay Area, you should be familiar with Oxalis oregana, a delightful native woodland ground cover common under redwoods.
3:06. Those are flint napped shards...pretty cool archeological find. I really love your videos, your humor, mindset and that you are from my town. Saw you on channel eleven too! Keep up the awesome environmental work.
A desert, without lots of sun, bathed in fog, doesn't really get super hot or stay hot when it does. What an interesting place. Amazing.
Love your videos!! Would love to know if your traveling any companions? And if no how do you deal with driving so far alone?
Still waiting on you to stumble onto some wild capsicum one of these days.
Have you ever had the urge to do a single tree in the equatorial cloud forest? Or to keep with big and steep, maybe the white granite of the Cordillera Blanca in Peru, the highest tropical mountains on the planet? Thanks for this look at the Atacama, you caught it at a great season.
I swear somebody has been reading their Bookchin.
Thanks for putting this out there! love your personality n shit!
"Dennis Farina" is awesome appropriated as a term!
All I remember about the dude was unsolved mysteries
Farina is also a name for Cream of Wheat which is, by the way, white so it works more ways than one.
Katie Kane
Farina is more like MaltO’Meal. My Native pal brings me boxes of it after she hits the tribal foodbank. I love that stuff. Dennis Farina played a lot of made men. I think he was in a short lived series called WISE GUYS, way back when inna 80s.
I wonder how far the waves come up during heavy storms/tides.
*aggressively* : "IT'S SO FUZZY"
Those flowers look so nice, could you describe how they smell? In detail please? :) I don't know about anyone else but I'd really like that. Love your videos!
My face hurts from laughing, GFY bye😂
heck yes weeeeeeeeeeee . thanks for sharing
You couldn't resist sneaking in a porphory could ya.....
"Nice three-lobed ovary"
...Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?
if you sit really still next to some of the flowers you could get a shot of the humming birds that would be cool
So the cactus extrudes the waxy covering itself to protect against UV damage? Self-made sunscreen. Cool.
Would cactus impale themselves as they grow larger and grow more branches?
It's just amazing to see them in their natural habitats.
How can you managed to memorise so many scientific names?
You were a bike messenger in NY? Cool.
So I’m guessing that wax that blocks UV rays can still let through the bandwidth of light needed to photosynthesize. Does the wax inadvertently block parts of the photosynthesizable light, too? If so, what percentage is lost?
I love it!! U make me laugh my ass off
In Australia Frank Farina is da best Farina. Love your work
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Did my overseas module in copiapo. Nice to be back.
"I'm HOOKED! "
"on Bromeliads"
now thats a shirt with a nice illustration of the bromeliad wit da hooks
"Take your Cactus to the Beach" by Salty and the Degenerates is now available to buy on minidisc in all branches of HMV and Woolworths.
I laughed my ass off soo much I don't even need a Chilean version of the Brazilian butt work out. thanks!
That euphoria, same type of seed pod as Snow on the Prairie. I'm guessing they're related?
Same genus yes
Horse is pretty good. I'd imagine donkey isn't much different in flavor and texture.
Donkey is actually pretty good, especially spit roasted.
Roasted in its own saliva? You twisted fucks
Yeah, but you need a couple of buckets to get access plus they're all teeth like a Jewish princess.
Better donkeys than hogs.
14:55 those leaves look almost like _Arctostaphylos glauca_ leaves. Very cool.
Gracias.....
"Peduncle" never gets old
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What is your favorite botanical nomenclature? For me it has always been sclerenchyma, which sounds like a STD rash with painful blistering .
Donkey is really good eating. Just ask a main land Chinese person. Zimmern ate some on his show. Mmmmmmm, surf shack with grilled donkey on a Portuguese roll and some seal chowder.
Hey where is your red head friend? You need to do a duet. I would definitely watch that!
didn't realize Denis farina was in Cameo, was he the one with the red cod piece....word up!
CAM ain't just a part in an internal combustion engine! Crassulacean acid metabolism, one of life's remarkable adaptations!
Who doesn't love a booyah? Indeed, who doesn't?
Was the obscenity that singing?
New Message 🤣
was that singing? or anti-grumpy-grandpa chanting?
Actually, yes.
Joey does these videos naked, like most hand channels. Hardly obscene, but you do only see one hand most of the time....
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt the singing was great though! The humor makes it easier to learn (about taking one's cacti to the beach, I guess.)
You should try to put your hands on some Oxalis tuberosa, oca tubers, it's N I C E.
Burros are becoming quite invasive in San Bernadino and Riverside. Crazy how much they can disturb native habitat.
Lol I changed my major to plant science because of you
@@alanhyt79 it's labeled "plant science" at my uni for undergrads. "Botany" is for grad students.
You deserve an honorary PHD kick ass learning with ya. GFY!