It's day 451. My wife thinking I don't know she's wearing makeup, so I keep complimenting her every morning. Looks like I'm going to survive another day.
am one of those lucky people, sadly mom is religious as f. so everytime she accuses me of wearing eyeliner when my eyelashes are just naturally dark and long, almost like i have fake ones and black eyeliner on me
People think j wear makeup but apparently I have never, my eyes are fox shaped and makes it’s look like I’m wearing eyeliner well I always thought it was discoloration
Yeah, what if she gets pregnant? I had to have surgery at 20 weeks, to save my baby and then bedrest for months. I was depending on my husband and not allowed to just stand up and shower alone, without help. Even with a normal birth, she would not put make up on while in labor. Or if she gets really sick and needs bedrest. So many things could happen. And then she needs to rely on her partner. Also, she looked totally fine without the make up.
I personally know a woman that no body ever see her real face because she always put make up and that not a simple one but a really hard one. I wonder a day she without a make up not even her closest person will recognize her.
@@billy.hargrovexfan9341 its not even the same tbh.... Look here. If she or he added the "she", then that means it'll look the same but she or he didn't even added it-
My husband didn't see me without makeup for the first two years of our relationship because I was so insecure. We've been together 12 years ago now and I spend 95% of my time looking like a wee gremlin with a top knot and no makeup and he cuddles and kisses me and tells me I'm beautiful. It's awesome.
Yes girl that's how it should be. Nothing natural about make up lol I'm 39 yrs old and I stopped wearing make up 6 years ago. I just don't care and I hate that I wasted so much time worrying about it and what others think. Love n respect
Same my boyfriend would always encourage me to be myself completely but I was too insecure to ever come in front of him without makeup, but one day he suddenly showed up, I was without makeup, looking literally homeless but the first thing he did was complimented me for being so beautiful and that's when i realised if someone loves you for you, these things won't matter, from that day its moee than 4 years now, have been completely myself with him yet he has always loved me the same☺️
@@malihakarim1696 I’m not trying to say she wasn’t joking I was just saying if your gonna make a point at least make it full proof and their reason to why it was a joke wasn’t full proof
@@zicherryellejackson4195 It's a quote from Jahkara Smith AKA Sailor J. I couldn't remember her name at the time of the original post but in the quotation marks to indicate that it was not my words.
Even if she wasn’t joking, which she is, anyone would realize she’s wearing makeup from the eyeliner and depending on how they sleep, if it’s smudged on the pillow
She’s joking here, but a lot of women actually did this way back when commercialized makeup started becoming an affordable thing. The white suburban 1950s housewife was expected to be looking flawless 24/7.
@@Iceechibi i think a lot of girls do it at least once before i did it with my boyfriend but only like the first tome i stayed over and i didn’t wake up super early or anything lol
If he can't find his wallet on a mostly empty table, then he probably won't notice the makeup if she puts it away. You have to find out how attentive your spouse is before you do this. I'm more concerned by the winged eye makeup that he "doesn't notice".
"My wife is so naturally pretty, she's born with eyeliner!"
Fr
Ty for so many likes!
People can get tattoo eyeliner
Yes that’s what I’m thinking
Bruhahhahah😂😂😂😂
"Wow, my wife is gorgeous. She has an eyeliner birth mark!"😊
"my wife has monolids"
TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND IS ME FAV
I actually have a “birthmark” that looks like eyeliner. Too bad I’m a dude 😂
people have moles or birthmarks. they’re not cute
what@@KrxzyKyi
“I hate looking like a mess in front of anyone”
*Casually posts the video to millions of people*
My exact thoughts.
its almost as if the entire video is a joke!!
i was about to say this lol
it’s sarcasm
btw i did not mean to be rude sry
Imagine waking up to your husband putting inflatable muscles on at 5am
u stole this comment su
makeup and muscles are different.. muscles can be worked for ☠️
@@theyyadorearii no I didn’t someone might have stole it from me and people could possibly say the same thing by accident.
@@calawendyso
@@unknown_8588 so this comment is irrelevant + makes no sense with the topic ☠️
Husband: “Maybe she’s born with it”
Everyone: “Maybe it’s maybelline”
😂😂😂
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did I sing this 😂
😂😂😂
“My husband doesn’t knows I use makeup, but the world does”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
She belongs to the world
I think she’s joking 😨💀
@@sobi.ananth And ooh girl, I want to embrace you
Domesticate you
But you belong to the world, you belong to the world
4.7k likes ans 5 comments? Let me fix that
“Babe let’s go swimming”
“…”
😂😂
WATERPROOF MAKE UP
Okay dear, but no splashing and only up to my waist!
ARMies be like : 👁️👄👁️
“I hate looking like a mess in front of anyone”
*me in my pjs with really messy hair in front of my relatives*
If he doesn't think you wear makeup, take him to the eye doctor.
😂😂😂😂😂
LOL thanks to make me laugh
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂 exactly
Child labor.
Lmao
The real definition of fake couple 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAOOOO
AHAHAHAHA
💀
twist: the husband watches this video💀😭
“My wife is so naturally beautiful, she even has an eyeliner beauty mark!”
Husband:*sees this video*
Him:😮😐😨😰
That’s what I thought
My boyfriend doesn’t know. It wear eyeshadow!
Men can be so clueless 😂😂😭😂😂
They sure can😂😅😭
Imagine this:
She drops her makeup pallet with a loud sound, and he see's her doing her makeup 🤣💀
A minute of silence.... For those who think she's serious 😂☠️
NO BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE WAS FOR REAL 😭
IM AUTISTIC ITS NOT MY FAULT BRO 😭
Lol
@@arirossiter889 💀
Thanks I needed that
"If the men find out we can shapeshift, theyre going to call the church!"
Everyone is beautiful in their own way😊 theres no such thing as "perfection" ☺👍🏻
whatever
Besides me. I am perfect.
@@goldstarquack5251You are❤
moment of silence for those who thought this was real:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 your are funny.
Uhh yeah thanks for the moment of silence guys I appreciate it
oh
😂
I'm holding your likes, if i press..its gonna be 1k lmao
It's day 451. My wife thinking I don't know she's wearing makeup, so I keep complimenting her every morning. Looks like I'm going to survive another day.
lmaoo
It was a JOKE ...
😂😂
THIS IS TOO FUNNY
Hahahhahahhhhhh epic comment
"To beat my face up!" ☠️😂🤣
“my wife was born with all natural eyeliner and lipstick!”
“Sweetie why do we have skin colored powder on our cushions?”
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Frr
You start with skin Coloured cushions… duh 🙄😏
😂😂😂💀
Dont you know we shed our skin 👀
"My wife is so unique she has color changing lips"
Thats not funny
@@StarngerThings____well clearly over 500 people disagree
800 now lol@@Rose_14412
Haha very funny dude
@@Rose_14412 1.5K now 😱
Husband watching this be like 👁️👄👁️
She's literally the kdrama "True Beauty" irl 😂
Realizing its a joke after eyelines
"My wife has a natural perfect eyeliner!"
I mean tbh guys can be kinda stupid😂
Ikr 😂
Tbh same lol😂😂
XD
I thought the same kk
"wanna go to the pool?"
"NO."
😂😂
You know water proof makeup exists
@@niamatkhan2205is a joke genius 💀
@@BL4CKTEAxx thanks for calling me a genuis!!
@niamatkhan2205 First learn what SARCASM REPEAT S.A.R.C.A.S.M
“My wife just has that natural blush”
I legitimately thought you were gonna show a pet as your “husband”😂😂😂
“Putting on my all natural ✨FlUsH✨”
LOLL IKRR I JUST NOTICED THATT!!
If she has to buy that it's a he fault not a she fault
guys im pretty sure shes joking😭😭
edit: this is so obv but at the time i watched the vid ppl took it srs💀
yeah?
@@bianca-pq1cl obv
Hopefully
I hope
Yeah i don't know if she has a husband too at this point 😭😭.....
Also it's been sorted
Her husband when he finds the video:
👁
👁
👄
imagine not waking up
her boyfriends reaction *honest*:
😱"WHO IS THISSS . GIRL ARE YOU LOST "
The natural eyeliner!!! Only a few people are born with it….apparently
am one of those lucky people, sadly mom is religious as f. so everytime she accuses me of wearing eyeliner when my eyelashes are just naturally dark and long, almost like i have fake ones and black eyeliner on me
@@bekathecutecat8900 liar 💀
@@louloulouloulouloulouloul nah, we same.
It's long on the ends. And also I got dark eyeline coz of my lashes.
Middle Eastern here.
@@mhmkay make the difference that particularity isn’t rare for middle Easter’s people
People think j wear makeup but apparently I have never, my eyes are fox shaped and makes it’s look like I’m wearing eyeliner well I always thought it was discoloration
Him: My wife wakes up before me puts on makeup everyday and comes back to sleep but lil does she know that i pretend not to know about this 🤣💥
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣dead
Crazy. 😆
BRO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
😂
Husband: 'Babe why is there mascara on your pillow???'
'OW SHI-'
"Already looking like a human"
Got me rolling
Can we talk about how she's already naturally beautiful??
Fr
Exactly ur beautiful already
Ikr
Yeah bro she doesn’t need make and she already a human
and she’s 30 with not a single wrinkle
"Hey wanna go swimming?"
"uh, no, I uh, can't ruin my beautiful NATURAL face 😨"
🤣
Waterproof makeup : 👁👁
most of the makeups are waterproof nowdays so
🤣🤣🤣
Waterproof makeup exists..
Husband: *sees this video*
Him:😳😐😑😢
✨️already looking like human✨️
When the eyeliner came in then I knew it was 100% a joke lol
No. They have waterproof eyeliner. MAC HAS 24hour wear. I use to do it for my boyfriend in the army. You have to take it off with Vaseline.
Guys don’t know what makeup looks like lol they’d believe it’s natural
@@carolin2220 🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯
When the video started I knew it was a joke
What a stressful life.. Waking up early to wear makeup😂😂
Yeah, what if she gets pregnant? I had to have surgery at 20 weeks, to save my baby and then bedrest for months. I was depending on my husband and not allowed to just stand up and shower alone, without help. Even with a normal birth, she would not put make up on while in labor.
Or if she gets really sick and needs bedrest. So many things could happen. And then she needs to rely on her partner. Also, she looked totally fine without the make up.
I personally know a woman that no body ever see her real face because she always put make up and that not a simple one but a really hard one. I wonder a day she without a make up not even her closest person will recognize her.
😂😂 stressful life indeed
Exactly, embrace the natural you❤
So stressful 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She really thinks that her husband doesn't know
Imagine him waking up like “your makeup looks nice”😂
“Babe why is the make up on the pillow?”
She sleeps on her back. 😂
No it’s not her he’s cheating cuz she doesn’t wear make up duh 🙄 😌
@@evadoga6032 😂😂 yes that’s so true.
I wonder if that ever happened before
But he thinks she doesn’t wear makeup so the joke doesn’t work lol
This has to be a joke
Ofc
duh
duh
no shit sherlock
Obviously it is
"Wanna bath together "
"NO"😂😂😂
Bro she said that "I hate looking like a mess infront of anyone" and then damnn
Here she is looking a mess infront of millions of people😂
"My wife has these random black lines on her eyelids she says there normal".
“My wife is born with eyeliner “😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro you copied someone else’s comment…
@@billy.hargrovexfan9341 I think she added " because she's laughing at the comment who said that...
@@billy.hargrovexfan9341 did you see the quotation marks though?
@@billy.hargrovexfan9341 its not even the same tbh.... Look here. If she or he added the "she", then that means it'll look the same but she or he didn't even added it-
POV ; when the husband watches this video:
👁👄👁my life has been a whole lie💀💀
husband when he sees this video: 👁️ 👄 👁️
My husband didn't see me without makeup for the first two years of our relationship because I was so insecure. We've been together 12 years ago now and I spend 95% of my time looking like a wee gremlin with a top knot and no makeup and he cuddles and kisses me and tells me I'm beautiful. It's awesome.
Yes girl that's how it should be. Nothing natural about make up lol I'm 39 yrs old and I stopped wearing make up 6 years ago. I just don't care and I hate that I wasted so much time worrying about it and what others think. Love n respect
You’re so lucky, enjoy it ❤
Same my boyfriend would always encourage me to be myself completely but I was too insecure to ever come in front of him without makeup, but one day he suddenly showed up, I was without makeup, looking literally homeless but the first thing he did was complimented me for being so beautiful and that's when i realised if someone loves you for you, these things won't matter, from that day its moee than 4 years now, have been completely myself with him yet he has always loved me the same☺️
that’s so adorable
welp glad im a single pringle
I feel bad for people who think this is real 💀
Real
Fr tho lmfao but I’m pretty sure they are joking as well 😂😂😂💀
You'd be surprised how many insecure women do this. But I can't believe a husband and wife do this.
I mean, I used to be one of the girls who did this soo...
I hope she's joking otherwise that's messed up. She's mental
My wife doesn't wear makeup!
The wife: 𓆩👁️👄👁️𓆪
"Husband sees this video O:"
I died at "then I go back to bed & wake up like I'm sleeping beauty" 😭😭😭☠
same lmfao
Oh wow then whos typing?😂😂lol .. true she got us on that one
Bed hair might ruin that tho- 😭😭😭
That literally triggered me. It's extremely bad to sleep with make up 😂
OMGAWD FR !!
She's joking... Yall realize he sees her when she goes to bed, right? Does that not make it obvious enough that it's a joke?
It does.
I know it’s a joke but if it was real she could easily wait till he’s asleep to take her makeup off
@@erynangel8800 as if the husband would never wake up in the middle of the night chile
@@malihakarim1696 she could’ve have blankets covering her face or facing down the pillow or sleep in a different room.
@@malihakarim1696 I’m not trying to say she wasn’t joking I was just saying if your gonna make a point at least make it full proof and their reason to why it was a joke wasn’t full proof
Pov the husband when he sees this 👁🗨 👄 👁🗨
You're not fooling him you're fooling your whole existence. 😂
her husband watching the video rn be like:
Fr
👁👄👁
Her husband's reaction: who are you?!
"Wow honey I didnt know you can generate eyeliner when you're sleeping!"
-The husband , *probably* ..
You're*
@@browneyedasmr ay man I go back home from school not waiting for another grammar teacher but thanks
@@browneyedasmr that's what was put
@@cookievalentino196 not originally
😂😂😂
Her husband watching this : my whiole life was a lie🤧🫢
Girl ur natural face is beautiful
“If men find out we can shapeshift, they’ll tell the church!”
I LOVE HER
I instantly knew who you were talking about lol 😂😂
OMG YASSSSS
That's the best sound on TH-cam lol
YESS
"If the men find out we can shapeshift they're going to tell the church!"
i watched a tiktok video that said that
“Eliminate the nostrils. Men don’t like nostrils. Men like pterodactyls. REEEE-“
@@zicherryellejackson4195 It's a quote from Jahkara Smith AKA Sailor J. I couldn't remember her name at the time of the original post but in the quotation marks to indicate that it was not my words.
“Men want you to look like a newborn baby”
Men will be Bewitched and hand over their wallets.
Him watching this:👁👄👁
“Babe let’s go to the pool”💀
Him 5 years later: "*I used to watch you sleep*"
Underrated comment! 🤣
😂😂😂
THEY ALWAYS DO😭
I can't 😂😂😂😂😂
“I wake up every morning to beat my face up”
Imagine she’s just punching her face lmao 😭😭
Gotta K.O myself every morning. It's part of my daily routine 🥱😈
👊Time for make-up👊
thats the natural blush 😍😇
Natural blush and that eye lid colour idk what is it called.
"YOU PUNCHED HER PRETTY!"
"and now shes ugly again"
-family guy
Pov:her husband sees this video
Her:im dead 💀
Pov: You husband sees this video random 😂
Even if she wasn’t joking, which she is, anyone would realize she’s wearing makeup from the eyeliner and depending on how they sleep, if it’s smudged on the pillow
She’s joking here, but a lot of women actually did this way back when commercialized makeup started becoming an affordable thing. The white suburban 1950s housewife was expected to be looking flawless 24/7.
Nah some men wouldn't notice.
na some guys done even notice mascara there the only who only know about foundation and eyeshadow
@@Iceechibi i think a lot of girls do it at least once before i did it with my boyfriend but only like the first tome i stayed over and i didn’t wake up super early or anything lol
Some people think pink glitter on eyes is natural XD
"I hate to look like a mess infornt of anyone"
Also her share her real morning face on YT for everyone to see.
😂😂🤣
How is that a mess? They're pretty.
Its a joke though lol
@@danielfenton4230 Are you deaf?
I knew I was gonna see a comment like this 💀
"Puting on my all natural flush"✨️
The husband watching this "👁️👄👁️"
"I hate looking like a mess on anyone"
The start of the video: Im going to ruin this woman's career
300th like yus
Lol ImaO
LMAOO 😭😭
it’s “I hate looking like a mess in front of anyone
It matches?
SHE'S JOKING, and, if she wasn't, it's not her fault the man could be dumb enough to believe she naturally has black eyeliner
EXACTLY
I meannnn some people tattoo their eyeliner
@@dalenado3380 Truueee
@@dalenado3380 technically that isn't natural
trust me, many men r that dumb.
her husband watchin this be like : 😮😮😢WHAT MT THREE YEARS AVE BEEN A LIE!?😢😮
Her husband seeing this:💀💀
Pov: you're looking for a comment without the word joking
Or real
Fr
She is Kidding
💀💀
Right you are mate
“If the men find out we can *shape-shift* they’re going to tell the church.”
Edit: OMG THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES!!!
Ok let's shap-shift in the toilet then bc who's gonna go inside of a toilet when someone in lt
I love you for references this 😂😂
They gonna know we are witcheees
This reference is EVERYTHING
@Ryan Pricer why you gotta be so rude
The boyfriend seeing this video:👁️👄👁️
"I hate too look bad infront of anyone"
Ur lit showing ur face without makeup in the start HELP 😭😭
"I've been doing this for over 3 years... "
Sounds like a healthy and natural relationship...
It’s a joke
@@otw6007 This comment is a joke also.
Indeed
HAHAHA its like everything is a joke
including this
It's joke
“I hate looking like a mess in front of anyone”
Also she showing her real messy self to the whole world😅🤣🤣
It made my day.
That's the joke.. 😂
There's nothing funny about this it must be a painful place to be not feeling good enough for someone you love.
Sleeping beauty on a daily basis while waiting for the prince:
The husband : i didn't see the vedio right 🤵
“ I hate being a mess in front of every one”
The millions of people watching be like
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
👍😂😂😂
Exactly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ohhh god
Sick😂😂😂
“Already looking like a human”
You thought you could fool us huh lizard person??
Lol
Wow so accurate lol 👏
😭
She's joking!!!
@@erikal5659 Huh
Girl said “fLuSh” 😂😂
Her husband watching this: 😳
i wake up at 4am and i have to put my human suit on so my husband doesn’t know im a spider
plot twist i don’t have a husband
Wait I've watched that video 😂
Plot twist: He was eaten by a spider.
I tought you would bring in the worm example ("would you love me if I was a worm") instead.. because this must be the reason for that question
Dude yall need to fuck off she she prob insecure and mocking her ain’t gonna do nun
@@CastingShadowyes but does he still love her if she was a humanoid spider entity?🥺🥺
*”If we let the men know we can shape-shift they’re gOING TO TELL THE CHURCH-“*
My thoughts as well!
I was looking for this comment.
Yup
BEST COMMENT HERE
Hahahah yep!! 🤣😂
When the man watch’s the video: ohhhhh😮😮😮😮
"My husband lives under a rock
He doesn't know that TH-cam exists"
"whats this makeup doing everywhere?"
She probubly hides it...
But this is a joke so...
@@densmore2011 i know lol
LMAO 😭😭
If he can't find his wallet on a mostly empty table, then he probably won't notice the makeup if she puts it away. You have to find out how attentive your spouse is before you do this. I'm more concerned by the winged eye makeup that he "doesn't notice".
@@littlelizm329 yeah me too lmao
Her husband watching this:
👁️👄👁️
"I hate looking like a mess in front of anyone" except for the whole world via the internet lol
A blind person can also tell "woah your eyeliner looks good bro"