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  • @ScouserStories
    @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    THE STORY WITH THE MOST LIKES BY CHRISTMAS EVE GETS £100 CASH LETS MAKE IT INTERESTING !!

    • @jameslavery8928
      @jameslavery8928 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @ScouseStories I know I mentioned places bit I have to do that to explain the story. It's 20 years past them days now kiddo take care lad

    • @A43R3W
      @A43R3W 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This story is a classic me n me mate were drinking, one of our mates was being a bellend I pissed in a bottle of bud n put a bud cap on it. We kept in the fridge then he came round one day for the footie, we took out buds and the bellend took the piss one we were trying not to burst out laughing he sat down n was gonna take a drink he had it up to his mouth then smelt it and put it down 😂😂😂😂he went about 20 mins later 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jameslavery8928 if its sound to say places with no come backs then sound lad belter lad is right for getting involved this will be a funny comment section 🤣🤣💯🔥🔥👌

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@A43R3W yes lad was hoping you put that one in here proper kid shot para and bailed not knowing what was coming next 🤣🤣🤣 nice one mate 👌✌🔥💯

    • @jameslavery8928
      @jameslavery8928 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @ScouseStories let's hope so lad I wish you well. Good site mate and great idea to things of your chest and have a laugh, I was like when I 1st heard your stories who's this man he's got the speal lol 😆 funny days good luck to all :)

  • @leethirling9913
    @leethirling9913 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Boss this lad ❤ love the maturity 🙌 👏🏽

  • @peternufc1981
    @peternufc1981 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Good idea 👍

  • @reptilianhumanoids8017
    @reptilianhumanoids8017 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Yes boyo gunna be some funny stories ere lad 😂

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes lad what's going down hope you're good brother 💯✌👍👍

  • @joshobrien97
    @joshobrien97 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Listen I am sitting here whiffed in stitches us scousers are possibly the funniest people to walk this earth 😂😂😂😂

  • @MichaelParkinson-wz1nh
    @MichaelParkinson-wz1nh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I was reading comments earlier and someone mentioned Lancaster farms, and u said you been in there, i went to the school across the field from there, and it was about 85/86, and we used to do cross country up the lane, and before the farm's it was a prison farm, and prisoners from I think if I remember Garth, and they'd let us jump on the back of there coach, and we'd give em Bifters, some were old guys doing life, and been in since the sixties, some had done 30s and more, and you could tell these old guys didn't want out, quite fuckin sad really, they just loved their lives and we're happy, like a band of brothers 😎. O Gs.

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They were buzzing with them ciggies lad defo 💯🤣🤣👍

  • @jameskirner5071
    @jameskirner5071 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Doing a bit of graft about 40 mins from liverpool in a new car we'd bought like 3 days earlier and the oil light came on. I was a fucking 18 year ol kid who had no concept of fuckin anything and just drove this car for like another 2 days. I was heading back there one afternoon with a few more bits and the fuckin car burst into flames on the bypass between there and ours 🤣🤣🤣 stranded and the lad who'd bought the car for us was fuckin fumin 🤣🤣 stood on the bypass flapping in the bushes waiting for my mate to come and grab me 🤦

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jameskirner5071 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 funny one that lad, brand newy on fire 🤣🤣🤣🤧💯

    • @jameskirner5071
      @jameskirner5071 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ScouserStories fucked it 🤦🤣🤣

  • @Addieboy1
    @Addieboy1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It’ll cost me a big notes worth a tackle to get the stories flying haha,
    Been in some mad jails aff ma heed flying, telling war stories with infamous cell mates till 5am….i miss it and don’t miss it….if that makes sense?

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lad I've been to jail and it's been like a reunion sometimes so I get exactly what your saying brother 💯🔥🔥👌

  • @MichaelParkinson-wz1nh
    @MichaelParkinson-wz1nh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I see they got Curtis again, ever since he said he was off to spend his £200 mill, old bill have been after him, that's a proper piss take to em though, he was the top echolons back in my day though, the main boyo bar none. Him, smigger and the banker, if it wasn't for guys like them then most people specially in your neck of the woods wouldn't have nothing, so thank them guys, or not depending were you are in the food chain. But he'll never get any peace now, i remember back in the late 80s early 90s, every single day without fail, same time he'd fly over our end in a chopper, but he was something to do with barrow football club, a wee bit of money washing. But yeah he's fuckin 61 now, leave the man alone in peace T spend his £200 mill. Ha ha 😆😆, not bad for someone from tocky who started off robbing punnies, and brasses. 😎👌💯🔥.

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah he smashed it lad at the time

    • @MichaelParkinson-wz1nh
      @MichaelParkinson-wz1nh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ScouserStories and they were pissed off cos he got pinged in the dam and probably didn't get the jail he woulda got over here, and they he offs someone in a fight, and only gets pinged wi a manslaughter charge, and then even after that, when he gets out he gets pinched in jersey or one of them channel Islands, forra bart a mills worth of weed, he must've been after a quick bitta dough, fuck me he's had it mad. But they should leave him be now.

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MichaelParkinson-wz1nh he made a bad decision if I remember right lad he was offered a 5 or something like that? with nothing else and said no then got a 13 with major restrictions at trial then told to pay think it was 150m back or do another 10? Should of took the initial offer and just did his jail with nothing after it, correct me if I'm wrong tho 💯✌✌🔥

    • @MichaelParkinson-wz1nh
      @MichaelParkinson-wz1nh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ScouserStories No mate, you're spot on, he K Bd the dough forra ten.

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@MichaelParkinson-wz1nh I'd do a 10 for 150m to though wouldnt you 15m a year something like 300k a week init 🤣🤣

  • @leeo9786
    @leeo9786 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Me and me mates not in that world at all, normal lads likee but this one was hilarious. One of the lads had broke my mates leg 2 weeks earlier he's on crutches few bevs, getting a scran after and the lad behind counter goes were only doing chips coz it's late. This other group come in, an some bird with them is kicking off she wants a pizza, she's going on an on, are kid tells her fella to get his dog to shut it's mouth. Kicks off, me mate on the crutches gets sparked back into a chair, gets up and the lad who's done it goes in with his head. chunkMe mate there swerves it and then takes a out his face, the lads eye brows gone haha me mate spits it out. If you know you know, gets outta there under a subway blue flights flashing no ones nicked.

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  หลายเดือนก่อน

      Them eyebrows made him hungry lad it was his starter 😂😂 funny one that Lad probably took it a bit far scarring your mate forever like but it does happen 😂😂✌ mind you fight with someone called chunk he should of expected it lad 😂😂

  • @peterscousejft977
    @peterscousejft977 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yes lad boss channel this will be funny 😂

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@peterscousejft977 defo Lad think it's the only video on youtube where the video doesn't matter hahah it's the comments that do 🤣🤣💯🔥👊

  • @ponyboycurtis3795
    @ponyboycurtis3795 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Sounds good mate that..im up for that 😂 listen to this for a mad one lad..i have to mention a few names and the place though..so years ago in The Green in Brum the old D wing used to be reception wing..its been allsorts over the years from the nonce wing to the kitchen workers but anyways at this time i was on K wing and when you move from K wing to go to C or B or A etc or to go to reception you have to pass by D wing...so some screw off D wing called Mr Mac(an old taffy screw what people will know)came and got a few of us from K wing to go to a legal visit..i had probation coming up and so he takes us over and theres 3 of us sat in the waiting area for the legal visit rooms and the other two lads have gone quick to see their briefs or whoever so its just me and Mr Mac right and so we are chatting shit and im asking him bullshit questions you know to pass time etc and he says to me about when Fred West was in there lad and how he was causing murders on the wing cz he wouldn't go on the numbers and it was madness everyday...so he said him and a few other screws..he didn't say who and he didn't 💯 % say they did Fred in but he said they "had to sort it out" and Fred ended uo swinging..crazy mate...we both knew what he meant though 😂😂

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ponyboycurtis3795 turned him into fred south 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯 belter lad ✌

    • @ponyboycurtis3795
      @ponyboycurtis3795 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@ScouserStories hahaha...yep proper brown bread lad

  • @barriesisson6097
    @barriesisson6097 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Boss idea lad.your hilarious.can't top your stories lad but let's see how we get on.🤔

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@barriesisson6097 it's for us all to interact lad and have a laugh there will be some belters on here from all yous I guarantee it, I cant wait lad 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥💯👌

  • @garyprice4696
    @garyprice4696 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Standard old skool rezpect and loyaltys 😉

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly lad exactly brother 😂👊💯

  • @debbielea3137
    @debbielea3137 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    🤩🤩❤

  • @simonostinelli187
    @simonostinelli187 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Lo I've just listened to this, I've already been telling stories and don't put full names location and times unless convicted, your right Scouse the people in the comments are sound, real recognises real init!!! I'll give you some more stories got plenty 😜 and I've got an Nvq in bullshit fucking fully qualified,you could say I'm a professional, boss channel my mate need to do longer videos,all the best love from London and Dublin X

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@simonostinelli187 nice one for that apprecoate that...that's what it's for mate itts boss for everyone to read 💯👊🔥🔥

    • @simonostinelli187
      @simonostinelli187 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @Chris-SS-moderater yeah bro I'll have a look,there great I listen to them when driving a lot,if anyone calls me or gets in the car because there's no video they think it's a phone call hahahaha I tell people that's my old pal Scouse!!!!! Traffic warden asked me yesterday you from Liverpool lad , I was like if it's stops you putting a ticket on, fucking right I am!!!!

  • @WillowLawson-k3e
    @WillowLawson-k3e หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I got a belter story involving lemo, guns, two of the scariest older guys in my area at odds with eachother and us younguns off our heads on lemo stuck in the middle of this flat 😂 can i comment it on this video its a longer story, no names or locations involved but always thouggt it was a good one another story with gypsys chasing a few of us as teens with a chainsaw 😂

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@WillowLawson-k3e spill the beans then lad no names or identifiable info, I know you wouldnt anyway.... I love all the stories from the lads mate that's what this channel is for 💯✌👍🔥🔥

    • @WillowLawson-k3e
      @WillowLawson-k3e หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ScouserStoriesme and a few of my pals were in his flat, round the corner from my house. We're up all night on the sesh and about 9am my mum phones saying can you and a pal come rip this old carpet up on the staircase, sound me and my best pal goes down and leaves his bro and few others in the flat, we get it done in ten mins back up to the flat, we see this audi and Merc sitting outside thinking fuck me we know who's cars they are 😬 around this time an older boy who was well known in the city had came to this area and got everyone the generation up from us shook, they weren't slouches or scared but he was on another level. So these two groups were at odds and this comes into the story, so the older boys from my area are in the flat dishing out voddies and lines, we're about ten years under them they basically stormed in while us two are helping out my mum and we come back to the house to the cars outside and about five of them taken over the living room proper huge muscular jail hardened nutters 😑 and my pals sitting in the middle saying i dont like that boy you dont like who moved here, his pals sleeping with my ex blah blah blah, and im looking at him saying shut your mouth these lot are nuts but the other guy is five times worse than this lot, and your aligning with there side and talking balls off your nut, so about five mins go by of him chatting and there like we hate him to, and my idiot mate says il get rid of him and there eyes light up like let's send this fool on a crash out mission🤣 And he's came to his senses real fast back tracking, and there on the phone to another boy saying bring down a yogger, five mins later this flunky with a gym bag walks in out comes this rusty shotty gardening gloves and there saying you said youd do him you cant back track now! Pushing the gun on him! so im shitting my pants ive never been in this deep im a teenager we all are hes even younger than us! And hes gone white stuttering back tracking one of them bottles him still has the scar on his cheek today, saying you wasted our time, guys a known stabber, so were holding him back hes eanting to fight this nutter whos now stsnding with a broken bottle all of us sre like wtf happened to this night?! I only nipped out for ten mins and the Essex boys have taken over my pals gaff 🤣 so after five ten mins it calms down the main one of that group calms them down he was the rational one and he was pretty sound seen his mates were out o order, i think he had left and came back to the trouble...they pack up the shotty and leave cuz they think police may be coming, they tell us you mention this to anyone wel be back 🤣 so we clean up the blood and what's on the mantle peace? A BUCK SHOT SLUG 🤣🤣🤣 out the back we go bury it and we pray no cunt somehow tells the one guy who had our area shook 🤣

    • @WillowLawson-k3e
      @WillowLawson-k3e หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I posted it below took twenty mins to type it better not of vanished or deleted for swear words 😂

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@WillowLawson-k3e yeah the comments are set to allow all as well so it must of been heavy 🤣🤣🤣 it's not me lad as you know youtube algorithm does it itself mate, if I post on community it holds my own posts for me to allow 🤣🤣🤣

  • @WillowLawson-k3e
    @WillowLawson-k3e หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Il simplify it here encase it deletes and if its a good one il write a full one.
    Me and a few pals were about 18 were in my mates gaff and we been on it all night long, my mum phones and asks me to do a few bits and bobs so me and my pal goes round corner to my mums were only gone about ten minutes, in our area there was a group about ten years older than us, so il say group A, and there was a guy well known in the city comes to our area and has everyone shook can fight for fun and is willing to take it to the max if need be, il call him deebo 🤣 so were aware this is going on we heads back to the flat and group A's cars are outside me and my pal are like f me they must of walked in to the gsff and we csnt really say get out 🤣 so we go up and its a bad atmosphere all known nutters so we sit down have a sesh before soon my drunk mate whos a bit younger is on about deebo how he dont like him and how his ex is with deebos right hand man, hes smashed saying i would end them both if i could, rest of us are looking at him like shut up now 🤣 so one of the nutters say is that right and phones some flunky who comes round in about ten mins with a rusty old shotty in a gym bag with gardening gloves, they whip it out and say go on then lad you said you will do it here you go 😬 by now hes sobering up FAST AND ITS SQUEEKY BUM TIME, he back tracks and an arguement breaks out one of them hits him with a bottle of beer cuts his face screaming you mucked us about and this guy is a known knife man were trying to stop an all out brawl, neighbours can here it all and it calms down, the leader of there group calms them down he was the most level headed abd sound packs it all up and they shoot off in the car before saying if you repeat this we will be back, so we looks at the table theres a SHOTTY SHELL sitting on it, 🤣 sirens in the distance and im like oh no cuz this gaff always had the door going in and everyone knew the group so we think they will come in here and search it high and low we shoot off up to this wooded area and bury the shell and pray deebo never hears how stupid my pal was acting like rambo to his enemies 🤣

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@WillowLawson-k3e belter story lad I get exactly what you're saying, peoples mouths can not only get them in shit but others around them who have to stand on for them... I try keep people like that away from me lad we call them Pampers 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MichaelParkinson-wz1nh
    @MichaelParkinson-wz1nh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Was u ever in the castle at Lancaster, got a funny story about that place, just taking my little chihuahua rottweiler out, and I'll put it up for ya,s. It's pretty funny 😆.

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lad your dog when it gets angry turns into battle cat off he man 🤣🤣💯👌🔥

    • @MichaelParkinson-wz1nh
      @MichaelParkinson-wz1nh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ScouserStories ha ha 😆😆, when he sees another dog he does,

  • @MichaelParkinson-wz1nh
    @MichaelParkinson-wz1nh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'll have my winnings in product lad, ha ha 😆😆, a oner ball do me for chrimbo day. 🔥😆🤑💯.

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes lad made me laugh that one is right kid 💯🤣🤣

    • @MichaelParkinson-wz1nh
      @MichaelParkinson-wz1nh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ScouserStories 😆👌.

  • @MichaelParkinson-wz1nh
    @MichaelParkinson-wz1nh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Cos I live in Hey sham I don't live far away from Tyson Fury, and I see him quite often, and going back when he was training, I saw him jogging down the prom from Morecambe to Heysham, with his training partner, another pro from Morecambe, Isaac lowe, and I was walking my little chihuahua, and he starts kickin off and going for Tyson, and he looks at Isaac, and he's pissin himself, and he looks at me, and I had that stupid grin on me clock and said yeah, like barely, come on there was 2 of em, 😆😆 and then he looks at me dog🐈‍⬛, and I starts clenching, and by that I don't mean me fist's, I meant me arse hole 😆😆😆, and he lets out this big boomin laugh, and goes cheeky little bastard 😆 😆😆, and I jog him on, well he jogs off anyways 😆😆, and I was thinking good job, I didn't want to be embarrassing him in front of his spa 😆😆, Hope you like my little claim to fame. Lmfao 😆😆.

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@MichaelParkinson-wz1nh 🤣🤣🤣 good job they was having a good day lad 🤣🤣💯🔥✌

    • @MichaelParkinson-wz1nh
      @MichaelParkinson-wz1nh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ScouserStories I'd of done one, wi the other, if not little chihuahua would of finished the pair of em, he's a little bastard but he's my little bastard 😆😆, I never apologise for him lad 😆🐈‍⬛😆. That's him on my profile, he looks proper sweet and innocent, but I dare anyone to try and stroke him, especially if I pick him up, he's fuckin radge as fuck. 😆🐈‍⬛😆.

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@MichaelParkinson-wz1nh 🤣🤣🤣 funny one that lad

    • @MichaelParkinson-wz1nh
      @MichaelParkinson-wz1nh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ScouserStories glad I could amuse ya, cos you're stories have kept me amused, is there anytime you're not off ya Barnett, can't beat Scouse wit, but your just turned up a few decibels, your a funny guy, and pls don't turn it into that scene from Goodfellas, 😆😆 you really are a funny lad, pls don'ta be a breaking my fuckin ball's 😆😆.

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@MichaelParkinson-wz1nh different categories of storys can give a different perception it's how its delivered as best as the author can... to get the point across or the point of what they are trying to say lad 💯👍

  • @richiewilliams6875
    @richiewilliams6875 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I escaped out of the Bridewell years ago 12 O’clock at night

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@richiewilliams6875 how lad tell us how you managed that...?💯🔥 I escaped out Whitson hozzy also it's the video called the great escape on here haha left 2 plod wounded cos they stupidly uncuffed me ✌🤣

    • @MACCCCCCCCCC1
      @MACCCCCCCCCC1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂 I escaped after a week on remand, got bail so buzzing off the bizzys for them to turn around and say you're arrested for a commercial in north Yorkshire lol. Anyway they've cuffed me to another kid and we're going to transport us together in a unmarked but I'd managed to slip the cuff so when the kids got in first I've elbowed the bizzys behind me and took off, I only made it out the car park and ran into 2 bizzys. Anyway I ended up with a bells palsy in right hand side of me face, totally dead for about 3 month and back on remand too😂😂😂

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MACCCCCCCCCC1 Hard lines kid good effort though lucky they didnt slam you for escaping police custody on top of it 🤣🤣🔥👊

    • @MACCCCCCCCCC1
      @MACCCCCCCCCC1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They did and disabled me face for good measure 😂😂👀 I can laugh about it now but wow for a few month I looked like that fucked up fella off the gooniez. Pressure point under me chin squashed me nerves 😂

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MACCCCCCCCCC1 cheeky cvnts aren't they lad they've done that on purpose cos you took the piss out of them bad 🤣🤣🤣👌

  • @jameslavery8928
    @jameslavery8928 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I've got one but I need to mention places and I am safe with explaining this also, - I'm on a mission to morrocco with a friend to get a smoke traveling in a old transit van I'm living southern Spain so traveling up the coast to Gibraltar algerciras were you get the boat to cueta Spanish owened port in morrocco so I've got the dog me mate gets the ferry through both ports on me way to the customs in morrocco past no man's land then I arrive at customs give him me passport and me mates he goes off I will be ten minutes ok sound I'm looking forward to getting some nice smoke. He comes back 5 minutes later this isn't your passport ( I'm like what it is) he says no look it's got a rip on it on the picture old style passport I'm like look it me it's got wet and the plastic over the puc as cone away that's all.( he's like alright I will process) so he goes of again and the comes back another 5 minutes lates I'm sorry I can't let you in the country your passports out of date but your friend can enter, ( I'm like r shit what do I do) ?s, so I phone me mate who I bought land with in andalusia I'm like 400 miles away. And ask him to meet me in malager and bring me new passport that I use for Europe, so he agrees so I left customs and just headed to the port and left me mate and the dog at the carpark in the port. So just booked a single person and a return ferry ticket left them gets back in Spain gets the bus to malager, times ticking it's been a long day with the travel back and forth gets me passport gets back on the bus to algerciras gets the ferry port and fucking missed the last ferry to ceuta had to sleep in the port the nite 😂😂 I'm up early 5.30 ready for 1st ferry over to ceuta gets there picked up me mates and dog drive to customs of morroccon border goes to the window to get me stamp and guess who's there (the same customs man 😂 ) give him me passport, so he takes it says how did you get get a passport so fast it's only been a day ( I said don't worry I lost me passport at 1st and got a new one of the British government and got told to send it back I picked up the wrong one when I left Spain and forgot to send it back 😂😂😂 lad I had one for Europe clean that I used to keep in malager bus station lockers and one for morrocco that got the stamp.so I was clean after going through 8 different custom points on one day 😂😂 I ched the old passport it had 56 stamps mate its alot questions if asked but as scousers were on the ball 😀 happy days hope you enjoyed 😊

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jameslavery8928 hahaha absolute nightmare lad you was on it fast there though kid well played lad haha belter, I didnt know what was gonna happen there kid you had me on the edge of my seat 💯🤣🤣🔥 boss lad nice one for sharing with us brother 👊🔥

    • @jameslavery8928
      @jameslavery8928 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ScouserStories nice one cheers 🍻

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@jameslavery8928 it's all yous what make the channel lad not just me without yous I'm just chatting to myself like a wet one 🤣🤣🤣✌

    • @jameslavery8928
      @jameslavery8928 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @ScouseStories your idea lad winner takes all keep the money for yourself aswell mate. Or give it someone that needs it most count me out of that I'm just here for the collective announcements hehe

    • @ScouserStories
      @ScouserStories  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@jameslavery8928 lad I've nearly sniffed a oner since I posted the video 🤣🤣 (jokes) its nothing and I know that but it's me giving back something small to yous for getting with me on the channel, small gesture of my appreciation lad that's all, I'm not being patronising or condescending, I'm just trying to say thank you, that's all lad 👌🔥💯👊