TR #10: The 3rd Gen Eljer Patriot Toilets from the 2000's was an Interesting "Improvement"

Beginning in 1999, the 3rd Generation of Eljer Patriot was introduced and lasted until around 2004 before getting a redesign in 2005 that made it worse.
Compared to the two past disasters of the Patriot before this generation, the 3rd Gen Patriots aimed to be front flushers instead of a swirly toilet like the prior 2 generations. But was it an improvement compared to both prior gens? Kinda... it's hard to say. Let's take a look at these and see how well they hold up today, or don't.
FACT OF THE DAY: This was the "official" 3rd Toilet Review, however, something happened behind the scenes to where it is now the 10th Episode.

[@Sam.Sung_]

Can you review my toilet?

[@aecplumbing]

Bad toilet.