You know what could've been a good post credits scene? Just have Aquaman looking at a photo of all the Justice League together and him smiling. Would've been infinitely better than a cockroach burger.
Well they want us to eat bugs. So... Have them eat and love a roach burger. Movies today are more about pushing a message then being a good story. There is no competition allowed in Hollywood.
So... what happened to that ancient Cthulu-like creature Arthur befriended last movie? You know, the one who could have ripped that submarine in two in around 20 seconds?
The funniest parts to me: A) Patrick Wilson Naruto-running through the jungle; and B) the Crab Man joining Aquaman on stage at the end to introduce the surface world to Atlantis. So now everyone in the DCEU’s Gotham City and Metropolis know about Crab People.
@@johnnyzero8853i hope you don't mean his portrayal in Birds of Prey. That movie was dog shit through and through. Black Mask is a good character in the comics and animated movies, but he was not good in that movie.
So the rumor was the test screenings did have Black Manta kill Aquaman's son. A large number of People walked out of the screening, so I'm sure that was also part of the reshoot to undo the death, but at that point it sounds like the movie as a whole fails as a concept that it wouldn't have made much of a difference if the child lived or not.
@@A_TH-cam_Commenter there was a number of content creators that were following the story at the time. And they reported the same thing. It would make sense that it was the case. That is what Black Manta does in the comics to tear his family part break him his spirit. It would not surprise me that the test screenings did not do well had they included it and people walked out. But hey they fixed it, so you don't have to worry about seeing something unsettling if that bothers you. I'm just over DC and Marvel at this point. I am hoping both will course correct and get back to basics and deliver on good storytelling and compelling character development.
Real life sonic cannon: Sonar. If you turned a Sonar on full active blast you'll kill every fish and diver in a radius around the sub. A single navy ship blasting sonar would end Aquaman's movie in about 30 seconds.
I'm a toy designer, and when we see our designs up on the big screen we cheer....but with caution. This was one of those times. Successful movies get their toys made. Bad ones don't, so we stay humble until we get a thumbs up to go ahead and produce them. I'd be feeling pretty down after this film because many designs in the movie were awesome.
@lenindominguez1986 what a sad life,just go out man you'll have better things to do instead of supporting trash universe like DCEU which is dead af led by a production house which is greedy for money and does bad movies just for tax evasion.
Yeah. I'm also surprised they didn't realize the final scene was also a Star Wars rip. Emperor on the throne, trying to get in the heroes' heads as they clash in front of him.
Forgot to mention how it was only the smallest amount of blood needed to unlock the bad guy so if Manta was smart he would've knocked Arthur's dad out, taken blood from the kid and then leave him there considering he's just gonna make aquaman angry...he could've unleashed the true bad guy and have plenty of spare time if they hadn't involved his kid...dumb villain not thinking things through trope!
I think the missed opportunity of this movie was the baby / Chekov's Gun of his powers. I would have like to see Mera Die, Aquaman get this arm cut off and seemly be defeated / overpowered and then be saved by the powers of his son. Even to the point where Orm is redeemed and is interim king. The stakes were just never there and the baby's powers were never paid off for me. Patrick WIlson stole the show for me.
You see Joe, your lack of intellect made you once again miss the subtle and genious meaning behind the cockroach scene. Orm is supposed to represent the fanbase just accepting their fate and consuming whatever they have in front, this of course after being gaslit by his brother, Aquaman, as Jason Momoa, into believing is a fine delicacy. Truly a banger of an ending to the actual dcu
I hate that Batman’s cameo was cut from the movie. Micheal Keaton originally filmed a cameo for Aquaman 2, but after The Flash got rearranged he was replaced with Ben Affleck, then his cameo was cut because the DCU was rebooting. No joke, we could’ve gotten a Batman Beyond movie at some point. That was actually a possibility. James Gunn, please make our dreams come true! 🙏
They don't give three shits about fans they only care about leftist agenda, in this case: "gloval warming", oh that what's discredit so now they say "climate change" , and you are so naive that you do not know after they make stupid people believe it then they use it to push regulations and expropriate the land of small independent farmers... Like they did in china, brazil, argentina, and half europe.
Hahahahahahaha! I thought I was the only one troubled by this because I was confused about what he was talking about (didn't see the film and not going to)! 🤣
Nah. They don't play RPGs. They fit the profile, but don't actually do that. It's also pretty rare in Western fantasy. Usually we stick to mythril and obsidian over here. Orichalcum and Adamantite are more common in Japanese IPs.
Just got back from the theater. They tried to make this a Marvel movie so badly with all the one liners and quips it must have been over 100 EASILY. It's just absolutely ridiculous. Forced humor is why I'm so tired of superhero movies. You go back to look at Raimi Spider-Man , it seems so advanced and mature compared to this stuff today.
Well those movies had a simple by the book story with great pacing and introductions. This movie had none of that just pointless scenes that could have ben cut out
I will say though the Buddy cop dynamic between Jason Mamoa & Patrick Wilson, was the best part of the movie for me because I was about to literally walk out, until the Jason Mamoa & Patrick Wilson show came on then I was ok now where talking
That scene when Dr Shin (Randall Park) threw the trident to Aquaman seconds after manta tazed him that was the last straw and I check out. Arent you suppose to be temporary paralyzed after you got tazed? I really try to like this movie😂
my guess is that Mera threw the trident originally before reshoots, because last time we see Dr Shin he is tazed the f$% up, how did he get up so fast???
Another thing doctor should be quite strong to effortlessly throw such piece of metal to Arthur, maybe it is specifically made from magical light metal, but still looks bit strange)
ajs are probably too tired by their heavily packed schedules of reviews+let's play this year that they forgot tiny details from films and games they've watched+played years ago. aj also admits him having a headache here at part of of this aquaman reviwe.
@@alharron2145 they probably got distracted by the cum part of orichalcum and the green necron cum meme. now i can never separate them both everytime i hear the word orichalcum...
When did Black Manta find out Aquaman had a son? He just suddenly knows exactly where he is, too. Who told him he existed? Also, sucks they killed Willem Dafoe offscreen between films from Global Warming Disease.
This is a minor thing but I was so happy that Aquaman killed the henchwoman, I can't stand that stupid trope where they have to bend over backwards to make sure the hero doesn't murder a woman but can murder thousands of men
The first aquaman set up a atlantis vs human world movie for the sequal.instead we got a flat rushed straight to vhs sequal. Thats the movie i wanted what the fuck happened.
@@eternalbeing3339the first one was riding the waves of marvel and was bad. Surprisingly for me this one was better. I really disliked the first movie so my expectations were low
The exposition dialog dumps in this were dumb. We get it. If they wanted to explain about the evil brothers, ala War of the Roses, have all that in a pre credits flashback, where the two enemies lock away the trident, and the hero imprisons the necro king, there. Makes way more sense.
what doesn't make any sense is that many times for 5 months, new channels report climat change left and right but fail to see a volcano with green smoke and nobody think its not normal.
Hey, it was good to see Alex mildly enthusiastic for something though! Granted, if you would have told me that would happen before I watched the review, I definitely wouldn't have guessed it would be a beard trimmer, but hey, you take what you can get these days, right?
Just saw it today and one thing that bothered me was when manta infiltrated Atlantis, there was ONLY 1 measly giant cannon. In the first movie when aquaman and mera were escaping there was like 10! So for convenience sake they had 1 in this movie.
I really liked this movie. Patrick Wilson it’s just too likable and I love Randall park in everything. The movie kept me entertained and when I thought his dad died I was legitimately invested. It’s not going to win any Oscars but I’d watch it again solid 6/10 maybe even a 6.5.
Actually maybe people are too critical towards this movie, quality yes, dropped, but it was quite entertaining family movie, right now we have almost no movies about family values, so Aquaman is a rare exception. It is childish movie, but it works if you don't look at it too seriously
@@SolidPain6624 I needed to eat popcorn somethere, so Aquaman 2 can help you to eat it with pleasure, good enough for me. I had bigger issue eating popcorn while watching Marvels, in comparison)
Aquaman 2 is a 7 out 10 to me. Aquaman 1 is a 8 out 10 movie to me. i liked Aquaman 2. some good moments, in my opinion. some nice fight scenes, in my opinion. good CGI, in my opinion. it was a fun experience to me. to me it was a good adventure. i did not undestand how the whales imploded that submarine. lol. i did not liked how the evil green king died. i would had liked to see a fight between Aquaman and Ocean Master versus the evil green king. i liked to hear your honest thoughts on this movie
I’m not sure if the cockroach was supposed to be the beginning and then Aquaman says “this is also good” which was a rotting coconut? Not sure what it was supposed to be. In which Ocean Master says, “I’ll take a bite if you take a bite” and then the scene ends. Which was odd that it happens and then never comes back until The mid credit scene. But that could be the mid credit scene but the post credit scene could have been, like someone has said previously, Aquaman seeing the JL photo one last time and just say, it was one unforgettable ride
Gotta shoutout The Internet Archive, I've watched John Carpenter's "The Thing" & "They Live" for free online this holiday season ❤ "They Live" definitely is a bit more of a mess, but man it's still a tight piece of work compared to any of this DC trash 😂
Actually wasn't that bad. I really liked that they didn't redeem him. He just says, "Fck You" as Arthur tries to save him. Should have made him darker and more of the focus. Probably should have had him kill some main characters, Green Goblin style.
Yo this review is way funnier than I was prepared for lol like I don’t think you guys meant to be this funny on purpose. You guys describing this movie has me in tears 😂 I wana see this movie just to laugh at it now
I'm gonna do myself a favor and hopefully other people will too and go see the iron claw instead. Despite being a wrestling fan or not it still looks way better much better than Aquaman and anything else coming out this weekend.
The whole cockroach thing sounds like it’s part of the current trend of Hollywood trying to convince us peasant folk to eat bugs. Social conditioning. Good thing no one cares about this movie.
Superhero films just need to go away for like a decade and then come back with a very subdued approach like Dark Knight trilogy. Not 3-4 movies per year.
Also the main villain only had 10 seconds of screen time till aquaman shoved a trident in his face and killed him. So lame, who wrote this shit? What was the point in that build up to the climax? I want the two brothers to fight the main villain. WTF waste of time.
The Jules Verne bad guy sub and the robot squid were cool, even if the robot had slightly off effects when the props fell, but what really makes no sense is a crew of humans commandeers and ancient alien Atlantian ship without a manual or how to translate ancient Atlantian.
You know what could've been a good post credits scene? Just have Aquaman looking at a photo of all the Justice League together and him smiling. Would've been infinitely better than a cockroach burger.
Would've loved that so much more as a respect to closing the Snyderverse.
And it only would've taken them 5min to shoot
🪳: HEY! DONT HATE WE APPRECIATE OUR ROACH FAMILES BEING IN THE DC UNIVERSE!!!
@@Albert-xy5py Eating a roach burger = Snyderverse. The irony that you guys don't get that.
Well they want us to eat bugs. So...
Have them eat and love a roach burger.
Movies today are more about pushing a message then being a good story. There is no competition allowed in Hollywood.
Your walk-through made this sound like one of the best comedies of all time 😂
Until you realize the runtime is over 2 hours for some ungodly reason lol
One can only take poor jokes for so long 😣
Can't wait for the Pitch Meeting for this movie. 😂
So... what happened to that ancient Cthulu-like creature Arthur befriended last movie? You know, the one who could have ripped that submarine in two in around 20 seconds?
I don't even remember that happening lmao
It went home
It retired after having to stay alert for centuries guarding Atlas's armor and trident
The funniest parts to me: A) Patrick Wilson Naruto-running through the jungle; and B) the Crab Man joining Aquaman on stage at the end to introduce the surface world to Atlantis. So now everyone in the DCEU’s Gotham City and Metropolis know about Crab People.
Patrick running like a ninja from Naruto have me dying laughing in the theater. Everyone else who laughed with knew exactly why I was laughing.
R.I.P DCEU 2013-2023
Memes aside. DC has so many great stories that it’s a shame the film adaptation universe was rushed to compete with Marvel
James Gunn will fix it, if not expect a huge lapse in DC for years
@@thecrimsongem7954hell yeah can’t wait for James Gunn to fix it ………
So so sad the DCEU ended with a marvel line they admited defeat. Rest in Peace
Black Mask also had potential in DCEU, but he was killed off way too early
@@johnnyzero8853i hope you don't mean his portrayal in Birds of Prey. That movie was dog shit through and through. Black Mask is a good character in the comics and animated movies, but he was not good in that movie.
So the rumor was the test screenings did have Black Manta kill Aquaman's son. A large number of People walked out of the screening, so I'm sure that was also part of the reshoot to undo the death, but at that point it sounds like the movie as a whole fails as a concept that it wouldn't have made much of a difference if the child lived or not.
If that's true, it was a horrible idea.
@@A_TH-cam_Commenter there was a number of content creators that were following the story at the time. And they reported the same thing. It would make sense that it was the case. That is what Black Manta does in the comics to tear his family part break him his spirit. It would not surprise me that the test screenings did not do well had they included it and people walked out. But hey they fixed it, so you don't have to worry about seeing something unsettling if that bothers you.
I'm just over DC and Marvel at this point. I am hoping both will course correct and get back to basics and deliver on good storytelling and compelling character development.
Killing the baby just for shock would have ben so bad since the movie is bad to begin with.
I guess they cut out the scene where Black Manta finds out Aquaman even had a son?
@@ssjenforcer191191191Ya wait a minute HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT? Did Aquaman post pictures on social media of the baby like wtf?
Real life sonic cannon: Sonar.
If you turned a Sonar on full active blast you'll kill every fish and diver in a radius around the sub. A single navy ship blasting sonar would end Aquaman's movie in about 30 seconds.
Tbf Aquaman is a metahuman/superhero
Didn’t even know this movie was already out in theaters. Haven’t even seen a lot of ads for it either during commercial breaks.
I'm a toy designer, and when we see our designs up on the big screen we cheer....but with caution. This was one of those times. Successful movies get their toys made. Bad ones don't, so we stay humble until we get a thumbs up to go ahead and produce them. I'd be feeling pretty down after this film because many designs in the movie were awesome.
Plastic face goes "it's, it dna" 😂😂
Holy shit i didn't even realize that this movie was out
All of the 7 dceu fans didn’t know either 😂😂😂
DCEU has like 5 fans and nobody were interested
@lenindominguez1986 let’s see if they will support this crappy dceu movie 😂😂😂
@lenindominguez1986 I’m sure you can take a time out from talking to the ladies all day
@lenindominguez1986 what a sad life,just go out man you'll have better things to do instead of supporting trash universe like DCEU which is dead af led by a production house which is greedy for money and does bad movies just for tax evasion.
I actually died when Jason commented about the explosion transitions for every scene that happened like five times during the first one.
There was 3 interruptions int his movie. Dont know what happeend but wan as director is not a good idea
The last DCEU scene (Not counting the post credit scene) was literally an Ironman reference 😂
You forgot to follow up on the Jabba the Hutt palace scene
Yeah. I'm also surprised they didn't realize the final scene was also a Star Wars rip. Emperor on the throne, trying to get in the heroes' heads as they clash in front of him.
Forgot to mention how it was only the smallest amount of blood needed to unlock the bad guy so if Manta was smart he would've knocked Arthur's dad out, taken blood from the kid and then leave him there considering he's just gonna make aquaman angry...he could've unleashed the true bad guy and have plenty of spare time if they hadn't involved his kid...dumb villain not thinking things through trope!
I think the missed opportunity of this movie was the baby / Chekov's Gun of his powers. I would have like to see Mera Die, Aquaman get this arm cut off and seemly be defeated / overpowered and then be saved by the powers of his son. Even to the point where Orm is redeemed and is interim king. The stakes were just never there and the baby's powers were never paid off for me. Patrick WIlson stole the show for me.
And in my movie his mom, dad, and wife would have all died.
Joe no it’s monarch and rebel moon time ☠️
Monarch is a terrible TV show. No monsters, no stakes and was complete garbage. Again they focus on the humans and their feelings in a monster show.
You see Joe, your lack of intellect made you once again miss the subtle and genious meaning behind the cockroach scene. Orm is supposed to represent the fanbase just accepting their fate and consuming whatever they have in front, this of course after being gaslit by his brother, Aquaman, as Jason Momoa, into believing is a fine delicacy.
Truly a banger of an ending to the actual dcu
"Aaah my back" that had me in stitches lmao
I hate that Batman’s cameo was cut from the movie. Micheal Keaton originally filmed a cameo for Aquaman 2, but after The Flash got rearranged he was replaced with Ben Affleck, then his cameo was cut because the DCU was rebooting. No joke, we could’ve gotten a Batman Beyond movie at some point. That was actually a possibility. James Gunn, please make our dreams come true! 🙏
They don't give three shits about fans they only care about leftist agenda, in this case: "gloval warming", oh that what's discredit so now they say "climate change" , and you are so naive that you do not know after they make stupid people believe it then they use it to push regulations and expropriate the land of small independent farmers... Like they did in china, brazil, argentina, and half europe.
The Superman cameo or ending was cut from The Flash as well. It would have been nice to just to get a goodbye but it is what it is I guess.
how has Joe in all his years of being into RPGs.....never run into the word Orichalcum?? lmfao
Bet he like vibranium.
I was thinking the same. I'm even more surprised that Alex didn't interject, because I would have been sure that he knows.
@@ignispurgatorius5297 gives Skyrim 10/10 wit the badass seal of approval doesn't know what orichalcum is. Guess he doesn't read.
Hahahahahahaha!
I thought I was the only one troubled by this because I was confused about what he was talking about (didn't see the film and not going to)! 🤣
Nah. They don't play RPGs. They fit the profile, but don't actually do that. It's also pretty rare in Western fantasy. Usually we stick to mythril and obsidian over here. Orichalcum and Adamantite are more common in Japanese IPs.
I remeber seeing the trailer for this and thinking it was gonna be decent but i was so wrong.
Your first mistake was thinking the trailer looked decent lol
@Theriac24 yea i felt something off about the trialer to. The first set up a a humans vs atlantians instead this one was only about the bug villian
I liked the movie 🍿 I thought it was a pretty good movie
I thought it was decent tbh
AJ sounded like the aliens from mars attacks when he was explaining that the bad guy looked like cone heads lol
Arthur didnt use the whales previously because he didnt know they were using a high frequency for the sonic cannon
"Joe, there was no c*m in the film, man."
Ah, never loses the touch!
The amount if reshoots this movie had.😂 not one was to fill in any of the massive plot holes after plot holes Auqaman had.😂😂😂
Just got back from the theater. They tried to make this a Marvel movie so badly with all the one liners and quips it must have been over 100 EASILY. It's just absolutely ridiculous. Forced humor is why I'm so tired of superhero movies. You go back to look at Raimi Spider-Man
, it seems so advanced and mature compared to this stuff today.
Yeah, it's a good thing we still have Robert Pattinson's Batman.
Bro what u expecting from a Jason Mamao movie?Do u really think he could work as serious character?
it took marvel a family,billion dollars,and 6+ movies with Tony Starks death to reach the Spiderman Train scene on feelings...
Well those movies had a simple by the book story with great pacing and introductions. This movie had none of that just pointless scenes that could have ben cut out
Are you genuinely high? Sam raising Spiderman mature? Not to mention Iron man from the very beginning was doing quips.
When I saw Jeremy Jahns Review, I was HOPING you'd cover this.
LOL, Alex's reaction to Joe mispronouncing Orichalcum is priceless! XD XD XD
The scene when he hits the rock and yells “my back” makes me think of Will Ferrell in Austin Powers when he falls off the cliff
I will say though the Buddy cop dynamic between Jason Mamoa & Patrick Wilson, was the best part of the movie for me because I was about to literally walk out, until the Jason Mamoa & Patrick Wilson show came on then I was ok now where talking
That scene when Dr Shin (Randall Park) threw the trident to Aquaman seconds after manta tazed him that was the last straw and I check out. Arent you suppose to be temporary paralyzed after you got tazed? I really try to like this movie😂
Nope. Once it's done you're basically fine.
Nah. That's not how tazers work. The electricity locks up your muscles. No electricity, then it's just the pain of the anchors in your skin.
my guess is that Mera threw the trident originally before reshoots, because last time we see Dr Shin he is tazed the f$% up, how did he get up so fast???
Another thing doctor should be quite strong to effortlessly throw such piece of metal to Arthur, maybe it is specifically made from magical light metal, but still looks bit strange)
Love OJs energy
Orichalcum, guys! Orichalcum! None of you remember Indiana Jones & The Fate of Atlantis? Come aaahn...
ajs are probably too tired by their heavily packed schedules of reviews+let's play this year that they forgot tiny details from films and games they've watched+played years ago. aj also admits him having a headache here at part of of this aquaman reviwe.
@@kukuhimanputraraharja8084 I know, I'm just being mean 😋
@@alharron2145 they probably got distracted by the cum part of orichalcum and the green necron cum meme. now i can never separate them both everytime i hear the word orichalcum...
When did Black Manta find out Aquaman had a son?
He just suddenly knows exactly where he is, too.
Who told him he existed?
Also, sucks they killed Willem Dafoe offscreen between films from Global Warming Disease.
Through the power of Rick Flair.
You got me on that one.
Woooo!
amber heard, when shes not done throwing johnny depp under the bus, she throws the baby under the trident
I miss these types of reviews, 2024 theres not going to be much.
Alex’s eyes at 7:36 when Joe makes that dumbass conehead noise is funny af
Well the rumoured reason that the reshoots happened in the first place was cuz the baby did get killed. Test audience hated and some walked out.
@Lamar8795 so? Doesn’t mean it will translate well for movies
Didn’t even know it came out
This is a minor thing but I was so happy that Aquaman killed the henchwoman, I can't stand that stupid trope where they have to bend over backwards to make sure the hero doesn't murder a woman but can murder thousands of men
I legit loved this movie as it's so bad it's a good comedy. That's the best way to view DC films so you're never disappointed
Its not even funny
OJ was verbal as fuck in this one full of the laughs 🤣🤣🤣 hahahaha love ya OJ!
Orichalcum - Ore-Ihh-Calc-Kum
There was too much Cum in the ocean that was causing the global warming
The first aquaman set up a atlantis vs human world movie for the sequal.instead we got a flat rushed straight to vhs sequal. Thats the movie i wanted what the fuck happened.
DC ends with a man eating a cockroach burger.
Im sure that this movie will have a closing collection of 200 million or something
Idk. I went to opening showing and there was only about 5 or 6 other people. When the first one came out it was packed.
Loss
@@eternalbeing3339the first one was riding the waves of marvel and was bad. Surprisingly for me this one was better. I really disliked the first movie so my expectations were low
The exposition dialog dumps in this were dumb. We get it. If they wanted to explain about the evil brothers, ala War of the Roses, have all that in a pre credits flashback, where the two enemies lock away the trident, and the hero imprisons the necro king, there. Makes way more sense.
6.41 that sound killed me 😂😂
Happy holidays Joe
what doesn't make any sense is that many times for 5 months, new channels report climat change left and right but fail to see a volcano with green smoke and nobody think its not normal.
Hey, it was good to see Alex mildly enthusiastic for something though! Granted, if you would have told me that would happen before I watched the review, I definitely wouldn't have guessed it would be a beard trimmer, but hey, you take what you can get these days, right?
Just saw it today and one thing that bothered me was when manta infiltrated Atlantis, there was ONLY 1 measly giant cannon. In the first movie when aquaman and mera were escaping there was like 10! So for convenience sake they had 1 in this movie.
I really liked this movie. Patrick Wilson it’s just too likable and I love Randall park in everything.
The movie kept me entertained and when I thought his dad died I was legitimately invested. It’s not going to win any Oscars but I’d watch it again solid 6/10 maybe even a 6.5.
Actually maybe people are too critical towards this movie, quality yes, dropped, but it was quite entertaining family movie, right now we have almost no movies about family values, so Aquaman is a rare exception. It is childish movie, but it works if you don't look at it too seriously
@@TruelyDangerousGuy perfect breakdown.
@@TruelyDangerousGuyI mean if you’re comparing it to the Batman it’s pure garbage by DC standards… and the standards are low aside from that movie
@@SolidPain6624 I needed to eat popcorn somethere, so Aquaman 2 can help you to eat it with pleasure, good enough for me. I had bigger issue eating popcorn while watching Marvels, in comparison)
Lmfao Plastic face Alex had me dying!
Alex is so checked out of this review 😂
Xmas day movies are always half-ass flicks.
I remember seeing Conan the Destroyer on Xmas day...😂😂
Aquaman 2 is a 7 out 10 to me. Aquaman 1 is a 8 out 10 movie to me. i liked Aquaman 2. some good moments, in my opinion. some nice fight scenes, in my opinion. good CGI, in my opinion. it was a fun experience to me. to me it was a good adventure. i did not undestand how the whales imploded that submarine. lol. i did not liked how the evil green king died. i would had liked to see a fight between Aquaman and Ocean Master versus the evil green king. i liked to hear your honest thoughts on this movie
Were u high or cocaine
This movie was too cheesy should have been taken more seriously 1/10
I’m not sure if the cockroach was supposed to be the beginning and then Aquaman says “this is also good” which was a rotting coconut? Not sure what it was supposed to be. In which Ocean Master says, “I’ll take a bite if you take a bite” and then the scene ends. Which was odd that it happens and then never comes back until The mid credit scene. But that could be the mid credit scene but the post credit scene could have been, like someone has said previously, Aquaman seeing the JL photo one last time and just say, it was one unforgettable ride
"Come magic is powerful magic" lmaooo i love yall
They need to put all the DC and Marvel shit in a locker for 10-15 years.
Gotta shoutout The Internet Archive, I've watched John Carpenter's "The Thing" & "They Live" for free online this holiday season ❤ "They Live" definitely is a bit more of a mess, but man it's still a tight piece of work compared to any of this DC trash 😂
I think the joke behind the cockroaches is that they’re often mistaken for or called WATERbugs…
Waiting all day for this lol
Manta absolutely sucks as a villain. Every single time across both both movies he faced aquaman, he lost.
Amber heard kicked his ass. Taught that man a lesson.
Excluding Thanos doesn't every villian lose?
Manta was literally the best and only good part of the movie. He tried his best to save this movie but they only gave him 15 minutes of screen time.
Actually wasn't that bad. I really liked that they didn't redeem him. He just says, "Fck You" as Arthur tries to save him. Should have made him darker and more of the focus. Probably should have had him kill some main characters, Green Goblin style.
I lost count how many times Manta tried to stab someone and somebody outta nowhere knocks him out last second
They killed of Willem Dafoe’s character off screen! Smh
Orichalcum is a metal that was used in ancient times
Orichalcum? Jesus Joe lmao
Yo this review is way funnier than I was prepared for lol like I don’t think you guys meant to be this funny on purpose. You guys describing this movie has me in tears 😂 I wana see this movie just to laugh at it now
play @ 1.75x btw.
Help us James Gunn, you’re our only hope
Malignant slept so Aquaman 2 can fall down the stairs
10:39
So you're telling me that Aquaman; in his own movie: forgot that he was Aquaman??
Takes skill to figure out how to use Aquaman's main power. So, it's more of a writing issue. "How do we use fish?"
The Manta falling scene could have been as good as the Will Ferrell scene in Austin Powers. My back is very badly broken!
It's all about family!
I think the cockroach represents the DCEU, and Ocean Master is the fans…
So glad I chose to see The Boy and the Heron in theaters instead of this
I'm gonna do myself a favor and hopefully other people will too and go see the iron claw instead. Despite being a wrestling fan or not it still looks way better much better than Aquaman and anything else coming out this weekend.
Iron claw is very good!
Migration.
This is better than the movie 😅
feel bad for Randall Park. I know he really wants to get into movies, but he's just able to grab these two-bit shit roles
The whole cockroach thing sounds like it’s part of the current trend of Hollywood trying to convince us peasant folk to eat bugs. Social conditioning. Good thing no one cares about this movie.
You are unhinged. See a therapist.
This movie shouldve been calledd: Jason Mamoa dressed up as aquaman doing stuff, while drinking guinness.
Superhero films just need to go away for like a decade and then come back with a very subdued approach like Dark Knight trilogy. Not 3-4 movies per year.
Why was Aquaman giving a speech in the end like the world hasn’t already seen who he is from the justice league? 😂😂😂.
The conehead voice got me cracking up so hard!
Okay in the whales defence one whale could make ur ear drums explode so that many at the right frequency would prolly make shit explode
The movie said Orichalcum (sounds like orikalkum) A HUNDRED times!!
Disappointed by this review. I expected at least one of them to be wearing a cheap 80's plastic Aquaman mask.
That train scene is insanity!!
Literally just uploaded after I finished smoking this bowl, we in for a good one
Lmao hope you enjoy
I'll put it to all of you in this way. I'm easily entertained. I saw this movie yesterday and there are times when I said to myself "what the...?"
When will it be on Max?
Also the main villain only had 10 seconds of screen time till aquaman shoved a trident in his face and killed him. So lame, who wrote this shit? What was the point in that build up to the climax? I want the two brothers to fight the main villain. WTF waste of time.
Is this where James Gunn takes over and saves DC?
Alex jokes about plastic nichol kid man’s face 😭😭😭😭
This review is more entertaining than the movie itself…🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤦🏽♂️
The Jules Verne bad guy sub and the robot squid were cool, even if the robot had slightly off effects when the props fell, but what really makes no sense is a crew of humans commandeers and ancient alien Atlantian ship without a manual or how to translate ancient Atlantian.
You guys are the best!
I laughed so hard on your review I almost pissed myself 😂