Every day, Guardians shoot Links. But they don't have anybody to shoot them with. Guardians have lifes. Guardians need friends. Adopt a guardian today. He needs you.
Omega64 it would be Like the story on the blue stone when going to zoras domain where king Dorephan throws a guardian into a ravine that was attacking Zoras Domain
nesis Doctor: Scalpel. Nurse: (hands scalpel) Doctor: Toothpick Nurse: (hands toothpick) Doctor: We need Dr Guar. D. Ian. Nurse: Okay Dr Guardian: (Shoots laser) all done.
I died of laughter at how perfectly timed the part where the Guardians both turn hostile towards Link at the same time when Link said Seidon is a Zora, not a Fish. XD
Ayu Arukine Unfortunately it’s impossible, The Guardian will be in the cutscene before you fight Calamity Ganon but it will disappear when the fight starts, a TH-camr by the name of GameChamp3000 tried that with a cucco but it never worked.
and so it was thanks to the interversion of Link, which we could see the courtship dance of 2 guardians, unfortunately the female guardian was not ready to mate
I love that, despite the fact that Guardians canonically wrecked Hyrule as we know it, and easily, in-game they're kind of stupid and easy to futz with. I've gone entirely unnoticed by them before until I straight up started trying to walk on them. And here, because they can only attack with with their eye beam, if you get them into a tight space with some places to hide behind, you can literally just shimmy around them and they can do almost nothing about it. What lovely, dumb pets.
I feel like I've obsessed over this game more than Mety in terms of sinking hours into playing with glitches. But Mety's so much better at doing TH-cam than I am :) He has a consistent upload schedule, he's good at interacting with people via comments, he happily takes on viewer requests, and he's great at tailoring videos and his channel for going viral on TH-cam, social media, and gaming news sites. Mety's good people.
You should make a vid where you give a guardian a tour of the entire map! The ultimate challenge! Or maybe you can try to put a guardian into a flying machine and using the machine at the same time! Flying guardians sounds like a cool idea to me!
So there nesis, it's been months now. The 2nd DLC has came out. More back story and weapons. I wonder what you could do with more stuff to glitch and play around with? I would like to see your content using the 2nd dlc! Hope to hear from you soon! 😘
Link:Alright, gaurdian! Here's prince Aidon. See ya later! (Guardian creepily stares) Guardian: wanna see my lazers? Sidon: uhhh noooooo. Gaurdian: how dare you!?! 1 hour later... Link: hi gaurdian how was it? Gaurdian:Want some tuna? Link:Yummy, what type of tuna is this? Gaurdian: Sidon tuna. Link:😓
The lack of shirt isn't a fashion statement as much as it is about avoiding nipple chafe. (Um ok just between us, it's more about me preferring my videos to show clean no-damage-taken gameplay in high risk situations, so people who are into that kind of thing can enjoy my stuff from that angle. Eg, in this vid, the Guardians could have one-shot Link at any point if I didn't dodge the lasers while flying :) )
Speaking of that guardian meeting Prince Sidon... is it possible to have any Guardian be lured to Zora's domain? The closest Guardian Stalker I remember is in the Lanayru Wetlands (right next to Bannan Island/nearby that shine is that area). It can be like a celebration for Link's pet Guardian finding a new friend! :D
Zelda: Wonder what link is doing right now? Better be trying to save me! I'll check up on him. *sees link shirtless, riding a weird car thing, and trying to force guardians to make love* Zelda: GODDAMMIT Ganon: lol hyrule is mine now
Practice :) I've been using flying machines for ages, but stayed away from using them in videos since mety and others were focusing on them, and I didn't want to be a copy-cat.
i practiced for 5 days......and i bet im better than u at flying machines now :) really thoe most difficult thing is to calibrate it to the middle of each other
You'd be surprised how many enemies are bad at finding / catching up to Link if you risk doing silly or weird stuff :) Then all their behaviours just start looking cute, confused, etc.
![ILLSLICK - KILLSHOT REMIX [FULL VERSION]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RIK8RrqIAzE/mqdefault.jpg)
I still wonder how Nesis made Guardians the most adorable thing in BotW
Some Guy Kai They did that themselves.
thats because guardians are waifus in disguise, obviously
Tako the Guardian Stalker
>3
@@takotheguardianstalker2665 Omg hiiiiii
Every day, Guardians shoot Links. But they don't have anybody to shoot them with. Guardians have lifes. Guardians need friends.
Adopt a guardian today.
He needs you.
or else...
Or else they shoot YOU!
yay he got the message
Here in Russia, Link shoots the guardians!
I couldn't adopt one, sadly, so instead I invented one. Doesn't say much, poor lad. Need to work out more kinks before I can let him out of the lab.
arent you suppose to be, like, saving the world or something
Who cares about gannon?
What's a Zelda? I thought this game was a Guardian pet simulator...
What IS a zelda? I've never seen or heard about one. Also, a ganon is the person that captures pauline in super mario bros.
nesis HEYYYY
Pizza Poosta next episode, bring guardian to boss fight
Wait... if the Guardian said someday he will meet Prince Sidon...
Are you planning on bringing a Guardian to Zora's Domain?!
I can neither confirm nor deny Zora-based Guardian shenanigans.
All I can say is
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
nesis you could try recreating the King Dorephan vs Guardian fight that is told about in one of the Zora Stone Monuments
Well you can't take a horse to Zora's Domain.
KeywordTypo horses have different properties than guardians
Omega64 it would be Like the story on the blue stone when going to zoras domain where king Dorephan throws a guardian into a ravine that was attacking Zoras Domain
Link: oi don't touch my stuff, its very delicate
*puts glasses on*
Just like ur emotions
apply fireproof elixir to the burned area
Unrelated but I like your profile pic
@@nesis fireproof elixirs are not enough
@@nesis yeah. They gonna havta jump into death mountain to cool day born
I love it how you can make the guardians seem like they have emotions, and how they communicate. I really love this, you have earned a new subscriber!
Thanks for subscribing! :D It means a lot to me when people like what I make.
@@nesis hi i have the game
@@nesis I feel the same as them :D
I subscribed too
Y'know, guardians would make good laser surgeons.
With the power from their laser, they could do surgery on like 100 eyes at once.
Sure, some nay-sayers might call it risky. But just think of the efficiency! 100 eyes, in 5 seconds! A non-zero success rate!
nesis
Doctor: Scalpel.
Nurse: (hands scalpel)
Doctor: Toothpick
Nurse: (hands toothpick)
Doctor: We need Dr Guar. D. Ian.
Nurse: Okay
Dr Guardian: (Shoots laser) all done.
Tongan_Warrior ! I don't think incinerating your patients is common medical procedure. :s
bezoticallyyours83 ... it's supposed to be a joke...
do you think the ladies in the prince Sidon fanclub would let a guardian join?
. . . could you bring a guardian up there?
It'd be unfair to Sidon, the ladies would see the Guardians and immediately convert to the Guardian fanclub.
nesis I like Sidon too, I wouldn't want to see him get depressed
I want to meet senpai fish ;-;
It's not just women who wanna do Sidon!
mullet_muffins, I actually did do it. Took two DLCs but I did it.
Top 10 anime friendships
The community for this game is actually great. Any video I see with this game, the community is actually really nice.
It's so good seeing so many people being so positive to each other :)
Ikr!
ImprovisedChaos
Good job, you ruined the vibe!
@@masterofmicrospace1820 the vib was sucky
Must be nice...
Having friends
If anyone knows what it's like, pls let me know.
The moment that guardian said he was gonna meet prinece sidon will blossom to a whole new video
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Hmmm!
nesis
Please come back
The king proboly might lift up the guardian and toss it into the river.
Nesis... please come back! More videos, more laughter!
"ill even not shoot at u"
But it was a lie u_u
I luv the Y u n listen
navy memes
I died of laughter at how perfectly timed the part where the Guardians both turn hostile towards Link at the same time when Link said Seidon is a Zora, not a Fish. XD
It has now officialy been 4 years. ZE MISS YOU PLEASE COME BACK
Almost 5 now
it's been almost 2 years :( where are you, Nesis?
WE NEED YOU.
I hope you're okay.
Please come back Nesis!
Where are he?
You should try to take a guardian into the final boss battle with ganon. If it works try to kill ganon with only the the Guardian!
Ayu Arukine Unfortunately it’s impossible, The Guardian will be in the cutscene before you fight Calamity Ganon but it will disappear when the fight starts, a TH-camr by the name of GameChamp3000 tried that with a cucco but it never worked.
This episode of guardian simulator features flying machines!
Air drop a Guardian into Zora's Domain
Oh man the flight time that'd take.
But it'd be so beautiful...
Could you do it after you've calmed The Divine Beast? Rain blurs my sensors ;-;
It’s been a hundred years since the Hero of Guardians has been awake. He must be in the Shrine of “When are they going to upload next?”
Man I wish that nesis would come back this was the best
I could watch an hour version of these videos. Good work, Nesis!
Aw, thanks! :D It means a lot to me that people like my videos.
You have a talent of making Guardians look cute. xD Kudos to you, friend. :')
and so it was thanks to the interversion of Link, which we could see the courtship dance of 2 guardians, unfortunately the female guardian was not ready to mate
I love that, despite the fact that Guardians canonically wrecked Hyrule as we know it, and easily, in-game they're kind of stupid and easy to futz with. I've gone entirely unnoticed by them before until I straight up started trying to walk on them. And here, because they can only attack with with their eye beam, if you get them into a tight space with some places to hide behind, you can literally just shimmy around them and they can do almost nothing about it.
What lovely, dumb pets.
please make more of these I love them!!!
how to top everything mety's ever done.
Mety is easy to top cos his vids are getting shittier lately
MarioKart7z I know, it's so sad. I basically stopped watching Mety.
I feel like I've obsessed over this game more than Mety in terms of sinking hours into playing with glitches. But Mety's so much better at doing TH-cam than I am :) He has a consistent upload schedule, he's good at interacting with people via comments, he happily takes on viewer requests, and he's great at tailoring videos and his channel for going viral on TH-cam, social media, and gaming news sites. Mety's good people.
You two should do a collab you’re both great youtubers
@@TheLoveMario Come on, man, Mety's awesome. Why u gotta be so rude. :(
nesis we miss you!
plz come bacc
And it is only now, that I notice, that this is the last video that Nesis has uploaded in 3 years.
The things this guy does with guardians at his level make them seem weak
Hey Zelda can you wait another 100 years? Guardians are more important
I Like Him Having A Voice Lol Guardians Are More Emotional Now
WAIT, LINK, WHY ARE YOU COSPLAYING AS ROBOTNIK?!?!
Or is Robotlink cosplaying as Link all the time?!
@@nesis *_n a n i ! ? ! ?_*
Honestly, the amount of fuckery that amuses me in this video is the conversations. I can’t get enough.
I just love the way you make guardians seem cute lol
You should make a vid where you give a guardian a tour of the entire map! The ultimate challenge! Or maybe you can try to put a guardian into a flying machine and using the machine at the same time! Flying guardians sounds like a cool idea to me!
im pretty sure zoras are fish XD
Something about this all smells... fishy.
HAHA
I thought they were shark hybrids
Kind of makes me forget about how much I hate them for noticing me from a region away.
Take a guardian or prince sidon to him like the guardian wants to meet him lol
Dude, the way you just glide with the mine cart trick is awesome. Kudos to you and your ever growing fanbase!
Thanks! :D
poor guardian bud, gettin stuck in the trees
You'd be surprised just how much trouble trees are for Guardians to navigate around.
They just sit there, bumping back and forth sometimes.
Nesis, come back to TH-cam! I miss ur stuff. :(
Guardian mercilessly harasses his shirtless friend in a flying machine with a lazer pointer (2017)
Silly Guardian, don't point that at people's faces!
Nesis thanks. You gave me something to watch during pandemic. You have a new sub. Make more videos though
would like to see the goron's reaction to a guardian in their town :P
Two words
Very beautiful
Two words
Thank you
Two words
Your welcome
Three words
Ear rape edition
I will now leave knowing you have either cringed or been confused
**Two** **Words**
RIP nesis
So there nesis, it's been months now. The 2nd DLC has came out. More back story and weapons. I wonder what you could do with more stuff to glitch and play around with? I would like to see your content using the 2nd dlc! Hope to hear from you soon! 😘
Take that Guardian to see Prince Sidon! You've given homes to most of the other Guardians!
Mr. Skywatcher wants a friend too
Link:Alright, gaurdian! Here's prince Aidon. See ya later! (Guardian creepily stares) Guardian: wanna see my lazers? Sidon: uhhh noooooo. Gaurdian: how dare you!?! 1 hour later... Link: hi gaurdian how was it? Gaurdian:Want some tuna? Link:Yummy, what type of tuna is this? Gaurdian: Sidon tuna. Link:😓
I meant sidon not aidon
*puts glasses on*
There Now Are You Gonna Bring The Guardian To *Zoras Domain*
That guardian be like: how dare you. I thought I was your transportation expert.
y u no listen ~ Guardian 2017
thx for the flying machine trick, when i get there i will try myself :p
dude come back people miss you 😭
And so begins a new bond that will last a lifetime.. for guardian 1, a hyrule bass. and guardian 2, PRINCE SIDON :O
Nesis we miss you! Ó.ò
Please come back! I love your videos 😭😭🙏❤️
I made I flying machine once...
It broke down in the Lost Woods...
Never made another one since that day.
0 dislikes is an achievement :)
The rumors were true! D:
nesis
WOW I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD REPLY, you just made my day! 😁
Now, there are 7 dislikes from those guardians out there that couldn't get a friend or flying machine.
We need more!!! It’s been a year
The safest way to get to Hyrule Castle is to ride in a minecart
BEHOLD!
Nesis, the Guardian whisperer!
ITS MY BIRTHDAY, WOO
Happy birthday
Happy birthday!
Thank you!
it's my birthday too,what a coincidence :D
My birthday is tomorrow:D
You should take guardian to zoras domain so he can meet sidon
Gamestop Employee: In Zelda You Can: Cook, Explore, Fight And Much More!
Nesis: *SHUT THE FUCK UP*
this is what Link does when Zelda gives him free time
He named a horse guardian and when he whistled it said: Guardian couldn't hear your call. Genius.
Does anyone know where I can find a Guardian? They're just so cute and Nebby's getting lonely.
Also, why doesn't Link wear a shirt?
Look around hyrule castle. Also, shirts are overrated.
The lack of shirt isn't a fashion statement as much as it is about avoiding nipple chafe.
(Um ok just between us, it's more about me preferring my videos to show clean no-damage-taken gameplay in high risk situations, so people who are into that kind of thing can enjoy my stuff from that angle. Eg, in this vid, the Guardians could have one-shot Link at any point if I didn't dodge the lasers while flying :) )
Hyrule castle
Uh... what they said...
i love the dialogue and such in these videos make me laugh my ass off
I need someone to try taking a Guardian to Ganon
You make these dumb little videos 10X better with the dialogue, you earned a new sub.
It’s been 8 months I’m worried nesis
zelda: using all of her power to hold off ganon awaiting link to save her
link:
When the guardians turn red, people say there angry, we say they're shy or blushing
That is true.
Are you still here?
I noticed that either you invented the flying machine or Mety333 did. Either way you both make great vids.
Plz make more!!
Dude make the gardeners dreams come true.
Speaking of that guardian meeting Prince Sidon... is it possible to have any Guardian be lured to Zora's domain? The closest Guardian Stalker I remember is in the Lanayru Wetlands (right next to Bannan Island/nearby that shine is that area).
It can be like a celebration for Link's pet Guardian finding a new friend! :D
nesis we're missing u come bach :'(
Seriously, your Guardians are freaking adorable :D
Did Bowser let you use his koopa clown car?! HAHAHA! It's a flying machine, so that's why I asked. No! It's a mini airship! Which runs on magnesis!
Guardian Is love... Guardian is life.
Make more!
You should give a friend to that lone guardian on the mountains on the west
I worry that it gets cold on its own D:
Cold only makes us stronger.
Take a gaurdian to sidon XD
Zelda: Wonder what link is doing right now? Better be trying to save me! I'll check up on him.
*sees link shirtless, riding a weird car thing, and trying to force guardians to make love*
Zelda: GODDAMMIT
Ganon: lol hyrule is mine now
Ok, I can’t be the only person who shits their pants when they hear that guardian music pop on
Zelda: *fighting ganon* Link:*Playing with guardians and carts*
zelda y r u wastin ur time come help herd guardians sheesh
nesis
In the Dlc, Zelda MIGHT join you on Guardian Herding because she likes them,alot.
Can u do fishing with guardian lasers?
Probably, yes.
And it'd probably be reasonably effective if the fish are close to shore...
Worth a shot imo :D
I didn't even mean that to be a pun but let's roll with it.
Yay nesis actually replied .3.
Why didn't you make a video finding my legs
Guardian Turret the search continues D:
nesis ok
Guardian Turret in the hyrule compendium, it says they didn't make them due to budget cuts :( sorry buddy
Sonali Teja Rao
No I had legs
I got rebuilt because they didn't have enough money or legs
Guardian Turret You play video games guardian??
You and your flying machines!
im so bad at using the flying machine whyy :(
Practice :) I've been using flying machines for ages, but stayed away from using them in videos since mety and others were focusing on them, and I didn't want to be a copy-cat.
nice
عبدالرحمن الحربي انا بعد ما تضبط معاي ابدا
i practiced for 5 days......and i bet im better than u at flying machines now :) really thoe most difficult thing is to calibrate it to the middle of each other
I suck at flying machines. When I activate it, it only lifts off the ground a few meters and then I fall into the lava. :/
Best channel +++ 👌
nesis ur awesome
Why do I have the feeling that guardians don't necessarily have to be scary. His are really nice to him
You'd be surprised how many enemies are bad at finding / catching up to Link if you risk doing silly or weird stuff :) Then all their behaviours just start looking cute, confused, etc.
nesis your channel is just awesome I subbed and keep it up!
You know, some people have trouble fighting these things.
Teun Buwalda Fight them? You mean accepting their expressions of love that unfortunately come in death beam form?
nesis well when they said love hurts, that's not what I had in mind
How can you use the flying machine so gOeD??!?!
@EnderTime So he has godlike powers and controlls how those carts move?
I feel this content is geared toward 12 year olds, but I'm in my twenties and am a fan.