“No doctors note, no excuses” is literally so true. I fractured my spine when I was 15 and had to wear a back brace for a while and my PE teacher told be to get changed even though I couldn’t dress myself at the time 😅😂🤦🏻♀️ I did not get changed. Another teacher came and rescued me thank god 😅 x
ISTG When I was in PE the other week this teacher literally f-ing *BELTED* at me for wearing a literal stud earring in one ear because it was a new piercing! Edit: Guys, in my area “Belted” is used as a slang word which means, ‘shouted’ or ‘screamed’ don’t worry, the PE teacher didn’t hit me 😭💀
It is understandable tho, u need to tape them or take them out bc it's dangerous (google it if u don't believe me). Its down to the skl to make sure parents know that. For my skl, ur only allowed new piercings first week of summer x
“I actually know someone who didn’t have their hair down and it all got pulled out” that reminds me of the classic “once I had a pupil who was swinging on his chair and he cracked his head open” I never had a teacher that didn’t say that😂
I literally collapsed on the ground at the start of the week and was screaming in pain, the PE teacher saw and literally ignored me. I dislocated my knee ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
We have to get changed in 2 mins,our P.E teachers have a timer on their phone and if u literally j finish putting ur shoe on at 1:59 ur told that ur late and u have to do extra laps at Lunch/break/after Schl😭😭🤍🤍
My name's Poppy... ...My PE teacher DOES NOT have favourites like not even one 😭 Someone broke their toe in a gymnastics accident and she still had to get changed and for some reason my PE teacher is off for 7 weeks and no one knows why
This kinda reminds me of my teacher. Although mine at least let’s me sit out when I’m overwhelmed and stuff then got annoyed at my friends for coming out of the room to help me who was outside pretty much crying. Like what the hell. I was crying and they weren’t allowed to come out to talk to me
I don’t think the PE teacher can be bothered with us. Whenever I give her a note she just nods her head and goes back to the phone. 😂😂 And once I forgot a hair tie and no one else had one. We was doing dance and she let me have my hair down. (My hair is long)
u think? it’s the football girls and the althletic girls for me 😭 i used to be a netball girl but i stopped as the girls on the team were so toxic and thought they were all that
Spooooot on! It kills me. I’m literally having the worst period ever and she’s just like, I don’t see anything? *Takes deep breath* MABY BECAUSE MY UNIFORM IS RED AND I HAVE A PAD IN!💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
All I'm gonna say is that I've had both my ears pierced for about 1 year now, but I haven't taken them out. I just find it a miracle that I've survived year 7 bottom set PE without a mention about my earrings. Hopefully that won't change in year 8 😨
it’s just a skit, it’s just a skit, it’s just a skit, it’s just a skit, it’s just a skit, it’s just a skit, it’s just a skit, it’s just a skit, it’s just a skit, it’s just a skit, it’s just a skit, it’s just a skit, it’s just a skit, it’s just a skit, it’s just a skit, it’s just a skit, it’s just a skit, it’s just a skit, it’s just a skit, it’s just a skit!
The problem with PE teachers is that they have the audacity to call us lazy and fat meanwhile they munch on chocolate bars and fizzy drinks and were too lazy to become a real teacher because they have done a days work in the entire lives. It just hast to be said.
I 🤍 PE. Everyone calls me a suck up to the PE dept and idc tbh. However, the PE teachers really annoy me, I was having an asthma attack nd my PE teacher told me to get up and participate more (normally I am the only one participating!!!!). Thus they really drive me round the bend.
NOO but the tape is so relatable I had just got my ears pierced so I couldn’t take them out so I had to put this chunky aah masking tape stuck TO MY EAR and it was so hard to take it offf and while I was playing tennis it looked so weird 😂
7:56 that’s NOTHING compared to my school. From October in Year 7, they’d give us an after-school detention for an hour if we forgot our PE kits, even if it was the first time forgetting it or there was a valid reason.
They are lucky they had 10 minuits to get changed in my school. we have 4 minuits to get ready and be at the door. I am sometimes on crutchs due to a condition and i whent to my pe teacher and said should i take my blazer of for while we are in the sports hall and she said to me "why are you not dressed?" (I was on 2 crutches) i said i am on crutches. i can't join in, and all i get is " i need a doctors note to say you can't do it. If you dont have one, get your mum to email me saying you cant other wise it will be a half-hour detention." I was so annoyed. she put down that i had a half-hour detention the next day. 😡😡😡
My school give us 3 mins to get completely changed and if were not we get a detention or were late to next lesson so ima just say all we have to do in 3 mins just to complain to them cos its annoying Wait 1 mim to get into room Find a space to stand (3 classes in a small changing room) Take of tie Take off shirt/ shirt and jumper (have to undo buttons) Put pe shirt on Take off skirt/pants Put leggings/shorts on Tie hair up Walk down a path to lesson
this is my pe teacher, like everything that she said my teacher says all the time
I swear poppy’s the favourite lol
Probably a chav
Yep
I know like the period cramps one and the judging one got me 😂
Forrrrrr realllll
She’s supposed to be
“No doctors note, no excuses” is literally so true. I fractured my spine when I was 15 and had to wear a back brace for a while and my PE teacher told be to get changed even though I couldn’t dress myself at the time 😅😂🤦🏻♀️ I did not get changed. Another teacher came and rescued me thank god 😅 x
The counting “1234 off you go” sooooo realistic💀
FR
Average lazy PE teacher in the uk 😂😂
ISTG When I was in PE the other week this teacher literally f-ing *BELTED* at me for wearing a literal stud earring in one ear because it was a new piercing!
Edit: Guys, in my area “Belted” is used as a slang word which means, ‘shouted’ or ‘screamed’ don’t worry, the PE teacher didn’t hit me 😭💀
@@definetlynotedenn Are you an American?😅
@@IJustReallyLikeFrogs7 no?
@neeti-zr7go yes ??
It is understandable tho, u need to tape them or take them out bc it's dangerous (google it if u don't believe me). Its down to the skl to make sure parents know that. For my skl, ur only allowed new piercings first week of summer x
@@Itshoneyx Yeah I guess but we were literally playing football -soccer for the Americans-, like what is a tiny stud gonna do, pop the ball?💀
“That stupid year 7 gave me a cold” got me rolling down the stairs 😂
Lol😂
Lolllll
Loll 😂😂
It takes me half an hour to get changed
How? It takes me 5 minutes
@@PhoebeSiverns HOW? It takes me few seconds
Same😂
It’s the gossip that keeps be to long 😭
@@PhoebeSiverns same
“I actually know someone who didn’t have their hair down and it all got pulled out” that reminds me of the classic “once I had a pupil who was swinging on his chair and he cracked his head open” I never had a teacher that didn’t say that😂
Yeah the teacher always say that and they get mad when they question them
My tech teacher always said “I knew a girl who didn’t tie her hair up and it got caught in the machine and pulled her scalp off” 😭
@ LOL
I literally collapsed on the ground at the start of the week and was screaming in pain, the PE teacher saw and literally ignored me. I dislocated my knee ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@neeti-zr7go 🙃
tf man
Wtf
@ymp7470 thanks, I'm better now, only took five months for the hospital to remember me and give me physio 🙃
But thanks for your concern 💓
@@Clowny138and?
We have to get changed in 2 mins,our P.E teachers have a timer on their phone and if u literally j finish putting ur shoe on at 1:59 ur told that ur late and u have to do extra laps at Lunch/break/after Schl😭😭🤍🤍
Ask to be excused from maths lesson if you need more time to shave your legs before PE.
The only one missing is the teacher who demands you change back into uniform before leaving school afterwards
This is my P.E teacher. The *SAME* exact voice and attitude
Update: I have the same P.E teacher again and im crying
yeah same
Samee
"The stupid year 7 have me a cold"
"This is ridiculous"
My name's Poppy...
...My PE teacher DOES NOT have favourites like not even one 😭
Someone broke their toe in a gymnastics accident and she still had to get changed and for some reason my PE teacher is off for 7 weeks and no one knows why
“Would u turn up to English without a pen”
If I forgot yes 🙄
I swear pe teacher are like robots, they are always mean and you can never be chill with them
Poppy and Esme are literally the favourite
if you forget your bottle of water, you’ll be joining us for rounders every day of Christmas holiday
My pe teacher stormed out of the classroom just cuz we was getting ready and we only had 5mins like what !
When she said hair down and me with my hair down 💀
I remember being on my period and I fainted during the lesson,I told the teacher I was ill and she was having non of it 😂
" bo'lle of wa'er " had me dying 😂
It was “bo’lle of water” not “bo’lle of wa’er” 😂😂😂 lol
Hey u guys say it wahhterr / wader (usually if ur from the US
I'M A BRITISH PERSON AND I SAY WARUH (War-uh)
That’s offensive
@@Stormy_On_Pawzzz oh Yh it does sound like that for us brits
Idk why it sounds so funny to me when she said "YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BAWL" (idk how to spell her accent the way she said ball so sorry if its wrong)
Average British pe teacher edit : wowzers thats aload of likes ! tysm x {21 / 06 / 24}
Frr
Also average p.e. Teacher in america as well
Lol 😃
So true
Frrr
Definitely, my pe teachers, I was on my p, and I had cramps, but she said you still need to do a little exercise and work the pain off
If I talked back to my Pe teacher I’m dead
Not poppy being the favourite 😭✋
this is so accurate 😭
"I dont care if ya look ridiculous" so true
This kinda reminds me of my teacher. Although mine at least let’s me sit out when I’m overwhelmed and stuff then got annoyed at my friends for coming out of the room to help me who was outside pretty much crying. Like what the hell. I was crying and they weren’t allowed to come out to talk to me
This is my new fav vid of yours
She’s So Sassy Only Sticks Up For The 1 Student
The ‘ is she like this in other lessons ‘ is so accurate
8 minutes and 35 seconds to be exact
Also i swear Poppy is legit the Pe teacher's favourite 😂
I don’t think the PE teacher can be bothered with us. Whenever I give her a note she just nods her head and goes back to the phone. 😂😂 And once I forgot a hair tie and no one else had one. We was doing dance and she let me have my hair down. (My hair is long)
Lucky things getting their bibs washed. I don't even think ours get washed lol.
The DiRtY LoOk ❤
This is a normal British teacher
Netball girls get away with anything in PE
So true
ikr
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u think? it’s the football girls and the althletic girls for me 😭
i used to be a netball girl but i stopped as the girls on the team were so toxic and thought they were all that
Real
Ooo am first? And this is a lot of PE teachers :)
I struggle to change in the boys changing room for PE. Like there was always objects thrown across, fights, riots etc everytime.
They always favour ppl as well and It’s so obvious
"Do you think they stop the olympics?" and then 5 minutes later they would say "It isn't the world cup, stop TACKLING"
We only get 2 minutes to get changed I be sweating by the time I’m out the changing room lol
She's training for a pe teacher
This is literally every single Irish pe teach😂😂
Spot on 😭
The teachers always love the netball team😂
Spooooot on! It kills me. I’m literally having the worst period ever and she’s just like, I don’t see anything?
*Takes deep breath* MABY BECAUSE MY UNIFORM IS RED AND I HAVE A PAD IN!💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
😭😭FRRRRR
I love the fac TV she is so biased to Poppy and the people who play sports ⚽🏀🏈⚾
this is so relatable ❤
1:15 our pe teacher had tape and hair ties 😂😂
I was always the favourite but I hated it because the PE teacher would always send me to take the sport things 😢
All I'm gonna say is that I've had both my ears pierced for about 1 year now, but I haven't taken them out. I just find it a miracle that I've survived year 7 bottom set PE without a mention about my earrings. Hopefully that won't change in year 8 😨
Sometimes my pe teacher can be strickett of sometimes they can be chill
Pe teachers will see you in a cast and say: “do you have a note?”
I swear most PE teachers want to be in the army but can't so they decide to push their weight around with children instead.
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Literally my school ever PE lesson
Lol my school we can go in our PE kits on the day
Uhh gurrrllsss 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The problem with PE teachers is that they have the audacity to call us lazy and fat meanwhile they munch on chocolate bars and fizzy drinks and were too lazy to become a real teacher because they have done a days work in the entire lives. It just hast to be said.
@OluyomiMakanjuola I'm sorry what do you mean ?
Omg yes my sister said that the pe teacher said don't be lazy and go to rounders club
@@LolaAndToes whilse munching a bag of crisps. 😅
I get to come to school in my pe kit so idk why we use our changing rooms-
2:10" *SNIFF* eMiLyYyY" 😭🤚
love your videos caroline 😁
I f-ckin swear that poppy is the favourite
And I actually have a poppy in my school who is on netball team
Your literally the best 😂❤i love all your videos talented queen xx
I 🤍 PE. Everyone calls me a suck up to the PE dept and idc tbh. However, the PE teachers really annoy me, I was having an asthma attack nd my PE teacher told me to get up and participate more (normally I am the only one participating!!!!). Thus they really drive me round the bend.
PE is so disgusting and horrible
U should see the rugby team favouritism
The netball girls are always the favourite
NOO but the tape is so relatable I had just got my ears pierced so I couldn’t take them out so I had to put this chunky aah masking tape stuck TO MY EAR and it was so hard to take it offf and while I was playing tennis it looked so weird 😂
How this is so true 😂😂
Got angry watching this (I have been genuinely traumatized by gym class, I'm still in therapy bc of it) I hope my experience isn't universal x
my anger is bubbling with every second of this 🤧
Bro just wrecked me in British
The fact that I did netball in PE today aswell😂😂😂😂
The bibs should be washed 5 times a month
Wing A is such a good position
I played that for primary and secondary and my team was second in the league
lol poppy and esme are the golden student sorry if ive spelt a name wrong
It doesn’t take ten minutes to…..IT TAKES ME AN HOUR TO GET MY SHOES ON THE RIGHT DAY
All the anecdotes aswell 😂
THE BIBS ARE SOOOO RELATABLE!!❤❤
she is so so so good at acting
Ummmmmm doesn’t everyone wear there p.e kit to school and not Change into it during p.e😂 8:35
7:56 that’s NOTHING compared to my school. From October in Year 7, they’d give us an after-school detention for an hour if we forgot our PE kits, even if it was the first time forgetting it or there was a valid reason.
They are lucky they had 10 minuits to get changed in my school. we have 4 minuits to get ready and be at the door. I am sometimes on crutchs due to a condition and i whent to my pe teacher and said should i take my blazer of for while we are in the sports hall and she said to me "why are you not dressed?" (I was on 2 crutches) i said i am on crutches. i can't join in, and all i get is " i need a doctors note to say you can't do it. If you dont have one, get your mum to email me saying you cant other wise it will be a half-hour detention." I was so annoyed. she put down that i had a half-hour detention the next day. 😡😡😡
This is sooo true in my school every time some one lost something the teacher say lost property box😂😂😂😂😂😂. I hate it lol
My school give us 3 mins to get completely changed and if were not we get a detention or were late to next lesson so ima just say all we have to do in 3 mins just to complain to them cos its annoying
Wait 1 mim to get into room
Find a space to stand (3 classes in a small changing room)
Take of tie
Take off shirt/ shirt and jumper (have to undo buttons)
Put pe shirt on
Take off skirt/pants
Put leggings/shorts on
Tie hair up
Walk down a path to lesson
I hate when the PE teachers comes in the changing rooms they are such a pedo why would they want to see kids get changed
Nah I have a friend called poppy who plays netball 😳😳
I swear the school office always have hair bobbles
We don't have netball practice this week proceeds to say we have it on friday
2:01 BIASED but real
When ur on ur period your allowed to Skip PE
I'm in year 5 and my PE is the same as this
So relatible for my pe teacher
the netball players are always the favs
Umm why is my name charlotte😂