Bro i literally yelled you fucking waffle because [i think it was a blue guy] the guy was bright fucking red (I don't know why i call people food items but its pretty funny to me)
But making fun of stupid people is not nice... well if you are great friends it would be teasing, so hmmm. Well stan gets alot of subs from his friends teasing him.
Time to be that person. Crewmate: 3:00 Imposter 1: 30:40 Crewmate: 35:40 Imposter 2 (Unless I missed one in the great pingening): 1:02:57 (I missed a crewmate time, apologies, but that imposter round doesn't last long) Imposter: 1:14:51 Crewmate: 1:18:00
36:29, Ninja passes southWEST sensor, 36:34, Ninja passes southEAST sensor. Kaif was blind to that. That’s how the sensors help, to see when somebody has used a vent.
cooldude killer that’s not how sensors work :/ They work like this. You cannot trigger them using vents You have to walk on the edge of one of the sensors on the Y to trigger them he just walked from comms to cafeteria I assume So Kaif is not blind.
The telltale signs of an Impostor. Ebbz: Goes completely silent. Stan: gets EXTREMELY defensive. (Just kill this one either way.) Ben and Sazar: THERE IS NO SPOON...I MEAN TELL. Sparkie: usually misclicks and kills someone in front of everybody. Kaif: NO TELLS WHATSOEVER. Ninya: If you saw no one, blame him. Big Joe: He starts laughing if he's got no defense.
Sazar walks away from Kaif’s Corpse in Locker Stan walks by Sazar through Locker and finds Kaif Stan reports the body Also Stan: I think it’s SwiftZee.
Kaif, I’m noticing a very rapid upload speed right now. I know it’s scheduled and everything but goodness the rate we are getting these videos is astonishing.
The killer play is to let stan live for as long as possible because if it comes down to it and you're made, just say Stan did it and everyone will instantly kill Stan, regardless of evidence.
46:10 there's already steam reviews referencing kaif lol. I was sure to add a response. Can't wait to buy this I spent all my money but I've got a job now so I'll have some soon.
I always wondered why Stan was always picked on. After watching you guys play Among Us I can totally understand and wonder why he doesn´t get voted on every time he is still alive
definantly watched part of this one live cause i remember the welsh prostatute donation joke and that i didnt get it at first because the bot said it too fast and not clearly enough then
I've played Among Us on my phone and I was never kicked or banned from any servers. That and I live in the US. Edit: Also if your an imposter in a game I can imagine you end the game with one person of your choice to spare and killing everyone else while you do it along with your imposter buddy in on the challenge.
Game at about 40 minutes with Ninaya and Joey as imposter, tight after kaif said he didn't know how the sensor could give away an imposter, I figured out ninya was the imposter cause he vented from the left sensor to right sensor
I was on a server in Among Us in the 1st map and then I was with a blue dude. He literally saw lime kill pink then blamed ME. P.S it was a single imposter server. So therefore he was stupid.
Cling Clang I had worse encounters I was playing a 2 imposter round on skeld and I was an imposter with someone named Nutella I killed in front of them since we were on the same team so I thought it was fine but they reported the body and said it was me the round after that let’s just say they had a short life of 15 seconds
if you slow the video down you can tell 100% who the imposters will be since when people join in if they are the imposter the imposter counter will go down
@@lyger9452 Oh, believe me, I've tried. Noire did warn me about how you like to show up LITERALLY out of nowhere...Pro tip, don't fall on me...you might end up as a big splatter mark. (Cybernetic body)
@@lyger9452 ...I told you (or another version of you) to leave her be. But, seeing as I haven't exactly been in contact with her recently, I don't really care. But seriously, you need to stop falling on people.
Crow senpai no, you can’t trigger the sensors using vents, you have to be out of them. The sensors are on the Y’s. North at the top etc. you have to pass them for the door logs to log them.
Stan: I think- Everyone else: We found our man
I think therefore it's Stan- Descartes (or someone)
If stan do, turn 'im into goo- Sun Tzu
When in doubt, vote stan out
*To the gulag!*
*2real4me*
Stan:"I think it was someone Blue"
Me externally: "God Dammit Stan"
That was me
Facts
Is he fucking colorblind?
Bro i literally yelled you fucking waffle because [i think it was a blue guy] the guy was bright fucking red (I don't know why i call people food items but its pretty funny to me)
I'm actually wondering if he is really colorblind, I couldn't really tell if Kaif was saying it as a joke or what.
It's hard to determine when its kaif talking and when its just noices from people subbing.
Noice
Noice
noice
Noice
Why is there a bunch of people saying noice
Stan: *says anything* Everyone else: so you have chosen... Death
Hold on a minute, seems your enjoying this excessively. (...If I have to spell out this is a certain quote worded differently, YOU ALL DUMB.)
Stan: Says nothing.
Also everyone else: So you have chossen... death.
Stan: “How do you miss a body?”
Oh, if only you knew what was to come.
Lololololol yeah lol
Bruh 58:59 was crazy hahaha
"Pin the blame on the weak among us"
Eyyyyyy
@@Kaiffu eyyyyy
@@orange993 eyyyyy
@@supernovamilkshakes1085 eyyyyy
@@its_Calico eyyyyyyy
I can't believe on how much stan is colourblind , i still dumbfounded on how he thinks the colours red is blue.
Sometimes they can look like similar shades of ,say, blue or purple. That maaaayyyy be why he confused them lol
Ember_4657 I call bullshit
Wtf guys youre like kaif "IM SURE IT WAS BLUE" Stan already said he wasnt paying attention and he was NOT sure it was blue ffs XD
@@niklasniko2850 Well if he isn't gonna pay attention to the game he shouldn't play in the first place. This is not a game you can play half arsed.
1:57:11 Kaif just causally walks by a standing headless body and Ninya, doesn’t bat an eye 😂😂😂
Stan’s like “ I was in admin and the left side of the map” as Kaif found Ebbz body in admin. Dead give away
I feel like the sub noises are way too loud. Sometimes they completely drown everybody that is talking
They do drown them out and sometimes I replay the video to see why stan called kaif a cunt for no reason
BOTFrosty eh
*THE STRONG WILL EJECT THE WEAK* out of an airlock
Stan always suffers in this series
Yeah stan is like the most bullied
4 minutes in: *_Watches Sazar leave the fucking room_* "I think it was someone blue"
But making fun of stupid people is not nice... well if you are great friends it would be teasing, so hmmm. Well stan gets alot of subs from his friends teasing him.
Good
@@aquasama588. Well kaif did get his viewers to donate something around 1200 pounds to stan within a hour so yea I think stan benefits.
Lying and crying and dying!
Seems like a normal life to me.
Also,when in doubt,VOTE STAN OUT AT ALL COSTS!
“Never wanted a kid anyways”
Time to be that person.
Crewmate: 3:00
Imposter 1: 30:40
Crewmate: 35:40
Imposter 2 (Unless I missed one in the great pingening): 1:02:57
(I missed a crewmate time, apologies, but that imposter round doesn't last long)
Imposter: 1:14:51
Crewmate: 1:18:00
When kaif dies I see the gloop just grieving
It’s so sad
36:29, Ninja passes southWEST sensor, 36:34, Ninja passes southEAST sensor. Kaif was blind to that. That’s how the sensors help, to see when somebody has used a vent.
cooldude killer that’s not how sensors work :/
They work like this.
You cannot trigger them using vents
You have to walk on the edge of one of the sensors on the Y to trigger them he just walked from comms to cafeteria I assume
So Kaif is not blind.
Code Clobe what I meant was that he’d gone down past southwest, then after using a vent went up past southeast.
cooldude killer Yeah but I bet he just walked there?
God dammit.... Every time Kaif gets impostor, the server crashes... ffs
Next VODs of the game are fine, they had an insane influx of players when we played
If Stan ever says it's not him, then blame Stanny Devito for framing his dad. 😂
this feels like one of the only games where theres always something going on so its fun to watch the vods
anyone: "I don't wanna be too hasty but I think it may be Ebbz."
Ebbz: "(suspiciously long pause) ... What? NO!"
The telltale signs of an Impostor.
Ebbz: Goes completely silent.
Stan: gets EXTREMELY defensive. (Just kill this one either way.)
Ben and Sazar: THERE IS NO SPOON...I MEAN TELL.
Sparkie: usually misclicks and kills someone in front of everybody.
Kaif: NO TELLS WHATSOEVER.
Ninya: If you saw no one, blame him.
Big Joe: He starts laughing if he's got no defense.
Stan is seriously the biggest liability to the team and it is hilarious
Sazar walks away from Kaif’s Corpse in Locker
Stan walks by Sazar through Locker and finds Kaif
Stan reports the body
Also Stan: I think it’s SwiftZee.
Kaif, The rumor is false, I have Among Us myself and I cannot switch the cameras, the cameras on the screen are all you get.. Love your videos!
Turns out the third map has cameras you can rotate through
He probably got confused
Kaif is finally the killer
:Game crash
Every time kaif is a killer the serve keeps shutting them out, it bums me out so much
38:59 Joe pulled a “Gib nekk!” Play
I watch these ones over and over again. Best vods!
Death 1: 3:33
Death 2: 22:52
Death 3: 38:51
Death 4: 58:41
Death 5: 1:10:52
Stan seeing a dead body: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ebbz looking at stan poking the dead body: '--'
Stan: *exists*
Everyone else: I sense a death coming on.
never enough of Among Us gameplay :D thanks man!
I feel bad for Stan on this game he always get kill when he innocent but at 59:08- 1:00:00 I don't feel bad for him there he got him self to blame.
You should lower the twitch alerts volume
Ben with the freaking execution timing
Oh, I got it. When Stan says "blue", it's always red!!!
I wish i had enough people to play this game with, damn its so fun to watch
THE PING ON 0:12 JEEZ CALM DOWN INTERNET
I just watched an emotional movie and I'm watching this to get over it
Stan was amaizing in this one.
Kaif I thank and love you for making me laugh and getting me into this game
Time to download terabytes of Kaif VODS.
You uploaded two vods at the same time you cruel, cruel man.
I love you.
I love the hosting notification, I don’t know why it’s so funny
Nobody:
Stan: *Whoops, looks like I missed another corpse! Haha!*
Kaif :Alright the ping isnt that bad
Ping: *400*
When you die as an impostor for the 1st time in 1000 instantly I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION(EDIT) 3:35 Yeah hah me damn kaif....
"What Trophies do you recommend" I quote a famous TH-camr: "Give me them wobbely Knees"
Yes
Stan using a judgement call: Peace was never and option.
gotta love kaifs ping xD
Quality high ping moments
Stan=smol brain
Also me calling stan an absolute waffle
Kaif, I’m noticing a very rapid upload speed right now. I know it’s scheduled and everything but goodness the rate we are getting these videos is astonishing.
Didn’t we already see this vod? I remember him talking about a hype train while playing the game before
@Ohm's GameBone I don't remember honestly, I feel like it was Kaif vods... Why are there multiple Kaif stream record channels?
Here in the beginning of 2022 I sorta miss the old Among Us VODs and videos
YAY! I can never catch the streams (cause my internet cant load twitch) but I love these!
The killer play is to let stan live for as long as possible because if it comes down to it and you're made, just say Stan did it and everyone will instantly kill Stan, regardless of evidence.
2 vids at once? damn.
If you cut the games where it disconnected, this video would be 30 minutes long... Lmao
They need to fix those servers
Really love to see you guys playing this type of games. This game was fun to watch but to bad it keep lagging out.
The ping. It's over 9000!
Kaif should play Among Us but with limited vision.
Test it out for yourself,
It is quite a tough challenge for the crewmates.
Sounds like a crewmate hell haha
1:06:20 the power of
*za warudo......*
when stan said a body was obviously there somethin's fishy
I'm but a simple person...I see Kaif VOD, I click.
46:10 there's already steam reviews referencing kaif lol. I was sure to add a response. Can't wait to buy this I spent all my money but I've got a job now so I'll have some soon.
@Ohm's GameBone wait what
@Ohm's GameBone was playing it for like half an hour this morning before I had to leave for class, thanks for telling me
TastyPurpleJuice for apple it’s free
@@michiv4475 yeah I found it on mobile shortly after this comment which was cool
Among Us : The Battle of the Disconnect
3:50 Stan about to fuck everything up again.
I always wondered why Stan was always picked on. After watching you guys play Among Us I can totally understand and wonder why he doesn´t get voted on every time he is still alive
3:33
YEEESSSS
WHOOOOOOOOO
Man this game is stable. I mean as in the connection for Kaif.
Has anyone figured out why it kicks him?
its 4 am right now but I don't need sleep I need sneaky plays and amazing detective work
anyone else notice that in this video almost every time Kaif was imposter the ping jumped.
this is the second game i got into by watching kaif
Pretty sure "the weak" in this episode was the server.
The egg on Stand head must be causing the stupidity.
definantly watched part of this one live cause i remember the welsh prostatute donation joke and that i didnt get it at first because the bot said it too fast and not clearly enough then
I think a good game for you guys should be town of salem just a suggestion but you may like it and tbh I would love to see it
I've played Among Us on my phone and I was never kicked or banned from any servers. That and I live in the US.
Edit: Also if your an imposter in a game I can imagine you end the game with one person of your choice to spare and killing everyone else while you do it along with your imposter buddy in on the challenge.
Game at about 40 minutes with Ninaya and Joey as imposter, tight after kaif said he didn't know how the sensor could give away an imposter, I figured out ninya was the imposter cause he vented from the left sensor to right sensor
imagine VR Among Us
I was on a server in Among Us in the 1st map and then I was with a blue dude. He literally saw lime kill pink then blamed ME.
P.S it was a single imposter server. So therefore he was stupid.
Cling Clang I had worse encounters I was playing a 2 imposter round on skeld and I was an imposter with someone named Nutella I killed in front of them since we were on the same team so I thought it was fine but they reported the body and said it was me the round after that let’s just say they had a short life of 15 seconds
I think I have played with Nutella before I killed him then blamed it on someone else and won.
Kaif you should do a 3 impostor game just for fun during a stream, that would be hilarious
Dude murder mystery one detective indefinite Murderers
if you slow the video down you can tell 100% who the imposters will be since when people join in if they are the imposter the imposter counter will go down
Clearly... Stan is also colorblind.
Thanks for the content we need this
That can’t be....how Stan?How?
As bad as 58:58 if Stan has found the body he would have been ejected anyway for finding the body
10:06 - 10:13
what vid was that from
th-cam.com/video/VQhD6SQeTrE/w-d-xo.html
Half of this vod is just being disconnected
Stan is the blindest person I've ever seen😓😓😓
Kaif uploads 2 videos at the same time *double screen time*
God dammit, Nep. Every other time I turn around, THERE YOU ARE.
@@Darkoriax17 you will never outrun the nep
@@lyger9452 Oh, believe me, I've tried. Noire did warn me about how you like to show up LITERALLY out of nowhere...Pro tip, don't fall on me...you might end up as a big splatter mark. (Cybernetic body)
@@Darkoriax17 if the interdimensional warps dont appear out of nowhere I won't but i cant bother noire THAT much right?
@@lyger9452 ...I told you (or another version of you) to leave her be. But, seeing as I haven't exactly been in contact with her recently, I don't really care. But seriously, you need to stop falling on people.
the sensor is useful for seeing if someone used a vent
The salt and despair is delicious
There is the option to play locally, p2p with the same connection, it's the first button, not online, to the left
Btw. Can someone explain what happend with blizzard and WoW, that Kaif doesn't play it anymore? Heard it in a couple of vids, but never why.
The whole Hongkong and Blitzchank (or however his name is spelled) debacle also he found WoW was becoming dry and no fun change
@@baul997 ty
36:29 ok so I see how that works because that was Ninya using the vents, right?
Crow senpai no, you can’t trigger the sensors using vents, you have to be out of them. The sensors are on the Y’s. North at the top etc. you have to pass them for the door logs to log them.
Code Clobe no as in she tripped one sensor and then tripped another sensor that doesn’t make sense if she’s just walking, she had to vent.
Watching the ping is way more interesting than the game at this point
Stan's tell is when he gets UBER defensive, and Ebbz' is when she is too quiet or she blames you, mate.