“I’m sorry I was never your husband” followed by “well what else were you?” will never not make me cry every time I hear it and it’s a testament to the poignancy of the line and your delivery because the video starts off with “I used to lived in a pineapple under the sea.”
This is way too good. Amazing script, the apology bit was super inspired. Edit: Also, love the implication that SpongeBob remembers everything about Plankton's insane stunts and plots and his summary at the end of his life was "yeah honestly, no idea what was going on there, I didn't pry"
I really love how this is a bittersweet, beautiful story of simpler times and love but also it has some insane shit like confirming Squidward as protestant and just breaking up the beauty with stuff that reminds you this is spongebob
The idea that Squidward is a Protestant is funny
He does have that Protestant Work Ethic lmao
He sure likes the flutes
It checks out 1000%
Oh god the cadence is painfully accurate, that’s something that can only be learned from family experience
I love that spongebob could be telling this to his or patricks biological grandchildren because sponges and starfish can reproduce asexually
“I’m sorry I was never your husband” followed by “well what else were you?” will never not make me cry every time I hear it and it’s a testament to the poignancy of the line and your delivery because the video starts off with “I used to lived in a pineapple under the sea.”
Oh my god you cant be doing that to me. Tears in my eyes, and then the goofy goober sond starts playing. And i laugh, because thats love.
This is way too good. Amazing script, the apology bit was super inspired.
Edit: Also, love the implication that SpongeBob remembers everything about Plankton's insane stunts and plots and his summary at the end of his life was "yeah honestly, no idea what was going on there, I didn't pry"
People on Tumblr love you
It's the pauses. Just genius.
i remember watching this over two years ago on my period and crying over it
honestly thank you for putting this out into the world
I really love how this is a bittersweet, beautiful story of simpler times and love but also it has some insane shit like confirming Squidward as protestant and just breaking up the beauty with stuff that reminds you this is spongebob
goddamnit this was beautiful why was this so beautiful 😭🤣
Makes me tear up at the end 😢
not expecting such a beautiful and emotional piece from a comedian but seriously, that was so touching!!!
This is the perfect video I don't think anything that rivals this will ever be made
spoilers..
the emotional whiplash from "if you weren't a husband to me, then who are you?" to the goddamn *Goofy Goober* song is 👌 chef's kiss
This is just how my family tells stories, it really affected me
Hahaha you are so good at not breaking character! You straight faced it perfectly!
This was so good! It even made me tear up a little
Never even watched Spongebob, and I'm a wreck after that! 😭🤣
I came from Tumblr I love you, you made me cry. This is awesome
Eugene The Cope Krabs 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anyone else kind of wish the music was 'Sweet Victory' from the marching band episode?
incredible, this is the best one yet
This is just beautiful
I like the new video style, but the old ones were also great. Keep it up!
this video hit me in the feelings like a frying pan in the head and the end just rko'd me to hell (i mean this in the best way possible)
Holy fuck this is art
Life changing
These videos are amazing!!!
need 100 more of these
This fucked me up so bad
Dougal ur a g for playing this in ENGL117
Auld Eugene the undersea dungloe man
Please make more of these
I'd love to hear your take on TF2. Either as an Irish Demo or Sniper
ABSOLUTE KINO.
Oh man I love this video so so so much
Brilliant
What is this? I love it so much I’m crying
This is like the bill and frank episode of the last of us
Koh Samui cup please!
Divine
oh fuck am tearing up😢