The maddest trim i ever got was in a barbers in Birmingham when i was about 14 it must have been in some next endz in some next yardie barbers, Bare people started coming in after me and getting called into the chair before me, When it was finally my time to step into the chair before i could even finish telling man what trim i wanted his kissed his teeth and told me he already knew what i wanted and to just get into the deyam seat. Half was thru the trim my man went to KFC over the road and came back with a bargain bucket, he continued the trim with with a drum stick in one hand while talking on his phone that was wedged between his titled head and his neck and the clippers in the other hand, It became clear who ever he was on the phone too crashed an audi during and armed robbery and i ended up the the greasiest kfc forehead that rivalled Patrick Ewings in the 4th quarter of the nba finals, the aftershave he sprayed on my headtop after was some next level stinging sensation, felt like man ate 5 packets of airwaves and it was still stinging 3 days later but the trim was A1
I took a break from this podcast, happy to come back to dan actually been proper on the show. I liked his prospective on this chat and he always had good anecdotes
😂😂😂 Naaah the barber cheating convo has deaded me talking bout side tings and main I'm so done with men 😩😩😩🤣🤣 where's this same energy with your woman?! 🤣🤣 Toxic masculinity! I love you lot
Had to divorce my barber fam... The constant pushbacks of the hairline, thinning out of the beard 🤦🏽♂️ 😂 Most barbers do this so that you go back to get the trim a lot quicker (the baby hairs poking out). I kinda resorted to doing it myself... Less heartbreaks 😂
Thank you for correcting the meaning of Jihad. As a Muslim myself it's hard to show the good side of Islam when their is so much bad press. Keep up the good work, Chuckie. Love the barber talk takes me back to the days when I had hair. Lol.
How can people say, so what she was groomed at 15 but she still knew what was what but then not have that same energy when it comes to R. Kelly's 'victims'...where is the consistency!!
Not gonna lie I’m backing 69 these man whacked out his girl, tried to take his life and stole 2 mill no question they can rot I’m chilling why am I giving up my life for 47 years for these man. I get you shouldn’t snitch but in this situation it’s simple
If your a normal person living a normal life that makes sense. But when your saying that your a super gangster and repping all types of colours. You have to accept the consequence
Bally ON I understand that your right but in the sense of pride I’m not going down with the same man who have done me wrong like that. It’s true that he’s going all this gangsta shit and acting like this but you also have to understand he’s an entertainer now he’s got a chance to get freedom he should take it because if these man were in his position they would do the same thing
@@lukesamuel4513 Those same people who he made a deal with. Also have people who love them and rely on them. He is probably starving countless families. When he knowingly went into this. We are not gonna sit here and act like he wasn't trolling to a level that's never been seen. If he was a humble person it would be understandable.
Bally ON your completely right and that’s horrible but that’s how the cards were dealt and that’s the play he made it’s the same for him. People rely on him to even tho due to the amount of people going down but would he rather that happen to him or them it’s a selfish world and I wish it didn’t have to go this way. Even if he didn’t snitch they were all going for 25-life so what he done doesn’t make a difference
Man I love your shit.. I'm rocking wid it..keep talking, we don't get this often. ”I may not spark the worlds mind but at least I changed one persons mind” -Tupuc.
The holding cells between citizenships are called Immigration Detention Centres. My mum used to work at one and they basically keep you there until u get sent to a country you’ve been accepted into.
have you heard the story of the guy who is stateless and ended up living in a airport in Paris for years because he couldn't leave the airport and they had nowhere to deport him?
Its been 4 years or so, so its easy to feel abit sorry for her. But yoooooo! lets remember what them ISIS fighters were doing, setting people on fire! chopping heads off & recording it!?!!! She knew that was going on & she FULLY went to support it. Went to marry one of their fighters!!!!!! She cant come back now ARE WE MAD?!?!
Agreed. She lost the right from she chose to get involved. There's a seed planted within that I doubt can be reversed within weeks or months! Too much work and risk to have her return..even at her youthful age!
Maaaaaaaate, so I've pretty much moved into my birds place, so now going to my barber is like a 45 minute drive, whereas she has a barbers literally opposite her flat. So I tried hers out and now I'm definitely prepared for that drive but I'm also dreading the next meet fucks saaaaaake.
I cant help but say there was so much ignorance when talking about the IS bride. First if all, she was 15 and groomed and married off. If that happened in this country, she will be a victim of paedophilia. Just because she ended up with IS doesnt change that. Secondly she was interviewed im a camp with many IS people. If she showed remorse she and her child would be at risk in that camp. Even if she isnt remorseful u need to understand she's been brainwashed amd has gone through a lot of mental trauma im Syria. She probably is mentally sick and needs help. I agree she might be a danger to the country but she needs to ne brought back and due process be done and maybe a deradicalization program.
Yeah also some of the discussions re citizenship didn't make sense - if you're born in a country you're a citizen of that country. Also while 15m people worldwide might "not" have citizenship, it's against international law for someone to be without a state
She wasn't groomed. She had full knowledge of what she was going to do and what the situation in Syria was. She believes in ISIS values and that is why she chose to go. Majority of Muslims do not believe in ISIS values and that is why they're not running off to Syria. She happily got married and had children with her husband, and probably would have stayed with him if her children had not died.
She had heard and seen all about the destruction ISIS were doing and she was 15 which is more than old enough to know that it was an evil organization. She didn't think she was going to stay with a kind clown family in the circus, she knew she was going to a war zone to live with killers who believes that all non- Muslims are infidels who must die. She was 15 not blind and deaf.
Love the podcast, but if Callum is gonna speak, he needs to be mic'd up. It's not an issue when you're watching the video but, when listening to the audio, the drop off in volume and audio quality can be frustrating.
Does anyone remember that Tom Hanks Movie The Terminal? Where he got stuck in a Airport as his citizenship got taken away while he was traveling. Mad movie 👍🏽
Constructive criticism. Can your guys' visuals be consistent with the podcasts and upload them at the same time as well. And upload the whole visuals at the same time.
FYI the definition of Jihad in Arabic means struggle for God. That could be a physical fight for a cause but could equally also be fighting against addiction or fighting against your desires. Arabs and Muslims educated in Arabic linguistics support this definition as well as the BBC.
The china bumps phase was mad. I had people pretending to go tempin bowling on my head top. Never again. I made it to the promise land and even Killmonger can't challenge me.
Her three children died as a result of this decision, it was an incredible tragedy that her children died, this was a mistake by the British government...
I agree with your opinion on the Jihadi chick, but just for your information her situation isn’t setting a precedent for shit, mainly because there have been bare prior cases of other teens going and being allowed back (of all races). I think the media / public pressure drove the government to make the decision the way they did (not that i disagree with it)
The brother said if you want, just have peace. That is one of the most arrogant statements to make. As if to say we can easily understand the root cause of war. As if to say we was born at the inception of the problems we are now seeing today. The political religious and historical aspect alone allows us to know it is not as simple as that. Let alone the importance of the geographical locations. In life we can however say everything we see works from one step to the other. So for us to value the principle of turning the other cheek, we must first see from the others prospective. So before that revealtion we had to say eye for an eye. Now we can see we are one.
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savage dan is a real guy im always happy when hes on
"This is the kind of slag I can not be."
The barber discussion is killing me lol
ngl 1 guy fucked my hairline having a good barber is important
Your barber knows when you've cheated on him 😆
@@marcelchalobah7946 did it recover or??? Was that it after that😭😭 turkey?
Dan tells the best stories!
The maddest trim i ever got was in a barbers in Birmingham when i was about 14 it must have been in some next endz in some next yardie barbers, Bare people started coming in after me and getting called into the chair before me, When it was finally my time to step into the chair before i could even finish telling man what trim i wanted his kissed his teeth and told me he already knew what i wanted and to just get into the deyam seat. Half was thru the trim my man went to KFC over the road and came back with a bargain bucket, he continued the trim with with a drum stick in one hand while talking on his phone that was wedged between his titled head and his neck and the clippers in the other hand, It became clear who ever he was on the phone too crashed an audi during and armed robbery and i ended up the the greasiest kfc forehead that rivalled Patrick Ewings in the 4th quarter of the nba finals, the aftershave he sprayed on my headtop after was some next level stinging sensation, felt like man ate 5 packets of airwaves and it was still stinging 3 days later but the trim was A1
Mad
Never happened
True or not this made me laugh so much - at least the trim was A1
LOOOOL
Conversations with Savage Dan are always ace no matter the topic
"Don't come back on some badman ting" hahahahaha
Bruv, That was my thought from the jump. How hard is it to pretend your remorseful? Way too entitled.
The Barber discussion was deep, was cracking me up 😂
If Shamima’s husband was still around she wouldn’t be trying to come back. It’s only because he is being held somewhere and now life has hit her
11:54 Jihadi bride discussion 35:45 Tekashi discussion
Thank you
Top man
🐐
Thanks
Goat
Chuckie is actually the MVP for not siding 1million% with the mass of people quoting all the generic opinions
I took a break from this podcast, happy to come back to dan actually been proper on the show. I liked his prospective on this chat and he always had good anecdotes
You can tell Chuckie has no Asian friends the way he pronounces Begum them man must be going mad 😂
I have Asian friends and I've never heard the surname before...rah is it really that popular?
@@kareemhakeem4587 The name Begum is a bait Asian surname name.. heard it many times over the years.
@@JT-ty3cs baiiiit. It's up there with Singh, Patel and Ali. Lol
Did you mean forget Chowdhury? Or miah. Bait Bangla names
J T not ‘asian’ it’s a bengali surname
Her response:
Okay den.
She's bitch
😂😂😂 Naaah the barber cheating convo has deaded me talking bout side tings and main I'm so done with men 😩😩😩🤣🤣 where's this same energy with your woman?! 🤣🤣 Toxic masculinity! I love you lot
A R 😂😂😂😂🙄
Nah, the most certi barber in the barbershop is the one nearest the window and door, they gotta show off the best trims to the people in the public.
Had to divorce my barber fam... The constant pushbacks of the hairline, thinning out of the beard 🤦🏽♂️ 😂 Most barbers do this so that you go back to get the trim a lot quicker (the baby hairs poking out). I kinda resorted to doing it myself... Less heartbreaks 😂
I know you had a Somali barber
@@WOEGEE Walahi 😂 Naaaah he wasn't Somalian doe
Idiot, ain't no such thing as a Mali barber.
The best one I had was Somali but moved 💀
@@DVSPDC why r u running on ytube with a rapist image u wasteman
Time stamps on each topic for these longer videos would be cool
Good point kind of how RedTube has points to show what happens throughout the vid. Only makes sense TH-cam does that too 😤
@@DVSPDC Spankbank too lololol
They need edit certain topics too like Joe Rogan. The vids will reach more people. The barber talk alone could go viral lol.
@@eon001 trust me if there's a channel i like who needs to click bait more it's Chuckies podcast
This conversation 👏🏾👏🏾I’m loving the points of views that balances all the fact without the intense emotion 🙌🏾
Yo the black man barber saga Is a mad experience.
The barber convo was jokes 😂😂😂 100% ture love this podcast
Thank you for correcting the meaning of Jihad. As a Muslim myself it's hard to show the good side of Islam when their is so much bad press. Keep up the good work, Chuckie. Love the barber talk takes me back to the days when I had hair. Lol.
😂 Walkers or Quavers? 🤔
How can I wheel up a convo about barbers 😂😂😭
How can people say, so what she was groomed at 15 but she still knew what was what but then not have that same energy when it comes to R. Kelly's 'victims'...where is the consistency!!
exactly
LOL this barber talk was too real!
The barber discussion was good. I’ve had a similar experience to the favela one in India
i hate the whole ‘pause’ thing but there was so many pausable moments in the first 12 mins 🤣👍🏾
Dan and chuckie create a better conversation as a duo 👊
Not gonna lie I’m backing 69 these man whacked out his girl, tried to take his life and stole 2 mill no question they can rot I’m chilling why am I giving up my life for 47 years for these man. I get you shouldn’t snitch but in this situation it’s simple
If your a normal person living a normal life that makes sense. But when your saying that your a super gangster and repping all types of colours. You have to accept the consequence
Bally ON I understand that your right but in the sense of pride I’m not going down with the same man who have done me wrong like that. It’s true that he’s going all this gangsta shit and acting like this but you also have to understand he’s an entertainer now he’s got a chance to get freedom he should take it because if these man were in his position they would do the same thing
@@lukesamuel4513 Those same people who he made a deal with. Also have people who love them and rely on them. He is probably starving countless families. When he knowingly went into this. We are not gonna sit here and act like he wasn't trolling to a level that's never been seen. If he was a humble person it would be understandable.
Bally ON your completely right and that’s horrible but that’s how the cards were dealt and that’s the play he made it’s the same for him. People rely on him to even tho due to the amount of people going down but would he rather that happen to him or them it’s a selfish world and I wish it didn’t have to go this way. Even if he didn’t snitch they were all going for 25-life so what he done doesn’t make a difference
She didn't even regret it or have any remorse
And I agree with you Chuckie. She is a threat to our security.
It's mad because the convo about war for peace is so relatable to road life. Everyone just want money and/or power. smh
This podcast bang!!!
What a shout “never seen the top stay and the sides go” 😂
Adam Brooks I died when I heard that lol 😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂
Man I love your shit.. I'm rocking wid it..keep talking, we don't get this often. ”I may not spark the worlds mind but at least I changed one persons mind” -Tupuc.
The holding cells between citizenships are called Immigration Detention Centres. My mum used to work at one and they basically keep you there until u get sent to a country you’ve been accepted into.
They made the right decision to not allow her back imo as hopefully it will send a message to anyone else who's thinking they can do the same!
The time has gone for women going to Syria, to join that certain group, times are different....
@@aubasanchez1566 how are we gonna be 100% sure though?
Proper talks on this ting big up man
One of my fav recent episodes. You two crack me up
Not even watched it yet but I know it’s gonna be good. Savage Dan the g
Dan is savage for real 🤣🤣🤣😭😭
Current lockdown situation makes the trim convo even funnier
Good to hear poet's voice .
have you heard the story of the guy who is stateless and ended up living in a airport in Paris for years because he couldn't leave the airport and they had nowhere to deport him?
sasuke kira I watched the movie about it, very interesting. Catherine zeta jones is peng in it too
Just moved to London and i'm basically a slag because i'm actively seeking a new barber and can't find a fresh one anywhere
Barber talk got me rollin!
15 I was doing my GCSE’s
Its been 4 years or so, so its easy to feel abit sorry for her. But yoooooo! lets remember what them ISIS fighters were doing, setting people on fire! chopping heads off & recording it!?!!! She knew that was going on & she FULLY went to support it. Went to marry one of their fighters!!!!!! She cant come back now ARE WE MAD?!?!
Exactly
Agreed. She lost the right from she chose to get involved. There's a seed planted within that I doubt can be reversed within weeks or months! Too much work and risk to have her return..even at her youthful age!
If it was after a year and she wanted to com back maybe she deserves another chance but 4 years is ridiculous
Savage dropping knowledge ....
'big man i will sing like a fucking canary'
Maaaaaaaate, so I've pretty much moved into my birds place, so now going to my barber is like a 45 minute drive, whereas she has a barbers literally opposite her flat. So I tried hers out and now I'm definitely prepared for that drive but I'm also dreading the next meet fucks saaaaaake.
Chuck's yardman card soon get pulled, first he loves eating pum pum now he advocating snitching that's a madness
Mr. D I don’t get why you man don’t like eating pum pum it’s pretty great you should try it.
That barber conversation 😂
Chuckie I think u should get same letter homegirl got for cheating on ur barber
As a barber this was a very refreshing conversation to watch, chucks and dan combo is the funniest 😂 💈🔥
I was starting to look like dem man. So funny 🤣😂
When Chucks said "Tekashi sex position", I thought Chucks researched some moves from the karma sutra. Lol
lol the way chuckie name dropped j prince loooool
She didn't even have any remorse in her interview. She'll just infiltrate from the inside
I cant help but say there was so much ignorance when talking about the IS bride. First if all, she was 15 and groomed and married off. If that happened in this country, she will be a victim of paedophilia. Just because she ended up with IS doesnt change that. Secondly she was interviewed im a camp with many IS people. If she showed remorse she and her child would be at risk in that camp. Even if she isnt remorseful u need to understand she's been brainwashed amd has gone through a lot of mental trauma im Syria. She probably is mentally sick and needs help. I agree she might be a danger to the country but she needs to ne brought back and due process be done and maybe a deradicalization program.
Yeah also some of the discussions re citizenship didn't make sense - if you're born in a country you're a citizen of that country. Also while 15m people worldwide might "not" have citizenship, it's against international law for someone to be without a state
She wasn't groomed. She had full knowledge of what she was going to do and what the situation in Syria was. She believes in ISIS values and that is why she chose to go. Majority of Muslims do not believe in ISIS values and that is why they're not running off to Syria.
She happily got married and had children with her husband, and probably would have stayed with him if her children had not died.
She had heard and seen all about the destruction ISIS were doing and she was 15 which is more than old enough to know that it was an evil organization. She didn't think she was going to stay with a kind clown family in the circus, she knew she was going to a war zone to live with killers who believes that all non- Muslims are infidels who must die.
She was 15 not blind and deaf.
Wicked ! Barber talk got me 😂
Big up Lippy lickshot he made more sense on the Begum ting
The certi barber is nearest to the door Dan!
You've got to love Dan's laugh 😂🇿🇦
do a video with Callum and how you met etc
marcel chalobah Is this a relationship? 😂
That ain't required, your moving sideways lol
They could discuss it as part of another podcast and upload it separately
Love the podcast, but if Callum is gonna speak, he needs to be mic'd up.
It's not an issue when you're watching the video but, when listening to the audio, the drop off in volume and audio quality can be frustrating.
I see why Dan is called Savage Dan lol
He might get a young 21 😂😂
"I started to look like one a dem man" 😂😂😂
Does anyone remember that Tom Hanks Movie The Terminal? Where he got stuck in a Airport as his citizenship got taken away while he was traveling. Mad movie 👍🏽
referring to the backup barber as a side ting looooool
People find it hard to leave gangs, imagine tryna leave a terrorist group
Chatting shit
I'm always changing my Barber, no one can cut curly white hair properly
Stan Turkish barbers? I'm mixed and have a weird texture but they seem to cut mine well
@@MrKiingpin only been to one once and they didn't listen, but might have to try again
@@stan8025 looool barbers never listen, the right one just knows what you want I guess
It’s the other was around, more time the barber near the door or window is usually the main man.
Constructive criticism. Can your guys' visuals be consistent with the podcasts and upload them at the same time as well. And upload the whole visuals at the same time.
The barber talk is real
Why not go on Monday? you'll still be fresh de next day🤣
When the barber starts looking confused, then ur pissed
35:50 Tekashi discussion
😂🤣😂
FYI the definition of Jihad in Arabic means struggle for God.
That could be a physical fight for a cause but could equally also be fighting against addiction or fighting against your desires. Arabs and Muslims educated in Arabic linguistics support this definition as well as the BBC.
Chuckle mad short yooooooo
The china bumps phase was mad. I had people pretending to go tempin bowling on my head top. Never again. I made it to the promise land and even Killmonger can't challenge me.
Her three children died as a result of this decision, it was an incredible tragedy that her children died, this was a mistake by the British government...
35:50 tekashi69. You're welcome.
'blow my ting up' ffs chuckie
That's not what jihad means. It means a struggle with ones self.
He’s never heard of “Open, shut case”
what about when you go to a new barber and they wet up ya head top. Like, your line up scabs coz man went in too hard on getting that line
dan is so cute god bless that face
Remember you usta rock the rows from the first met u chucks
😲OMG Dan has on clothes 🤪😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mad chuckie got Jessie smollet to do an interview...
Believe in your bludclartt barber
I agree with your opinion on the Jihadi chick, but just for your information her situation isn’t setting a precedent for shit, mainly because there have been bare prior cases of other teens going and being allowed back (of all races). I think the media / public pressure drove the government to make the decision the way they did (not that i disagree with it)
She wasn't born in the UK, she was born in Bangladesh
The brother said if you want, just have peace. That is one of the most arrogant statements to make. As if to say we can easily understand the root cause of war. As if to say we was born at the inception of the problems we are now seeing today. The political religious and historical aspect alone allows us to know it is not as simple as that. Let alone the importance of the geographical locations. In life we can however say everything we see works from one step to the other. So for us to value the principle of turning the other cheek, we must first see from the others prospective. So before that revealtion we had to say eye for an eye. Now we can see we are one.
Chuck's hair lines still f'd ay your barbers mmmoving mad
Ain't no one seen that BBC Show the Bodyguard? Let her stay there kmt