Little Dick David

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  • @yeehaw4613
    @yeehaw4613 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    This is like if Trixie and Katya we're straight white women and i love it

    • @mjhorner1496
      @mjhorner1496 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Those two as guests on this pod would make my life. Someone make that happen!

    • @BBALFONSECAPONE
      @BBALFONSECAPONE ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmfao is that why I love it so much? 😂

    • @Jayju-bj4tk
      @Jayju-bj4tk ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is so accurate!!

    • @chillarypuff
      @chillarypuff ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMFAO TRUEEEEEEE

    • @no1caresss
      @no1caresss ปีที่แล้ว

      REAL

  • @Jayju-bj4tk
    @Jayju-bj4tk ปีที่แล้ว +350

    I’m currently 20 and let me just say… yall are exactly what I wish to be when I get older! Y’all are so funny it’s crazy, I absolutely love the pod. Can’t wait for the next episode!

    • @jasrah
      @jasrah ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same!

    • @harrietmoss2045
      @harrietmoss2045 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just want to say you two are a hoot the woke people are the problem and there everywhere not just there sooooo stupid

    • @Bluevelvetism
      @Bluevelvetism ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sameeeeeeeee

    • @palesamofokeng5711
      @palesamofokeng5711 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      23 from South Africa 😂 definitely me and my friends

    • @Kbailey39
      @Kbailey39 ปีที่แล้ว

      23 and yesss lol

  • @attentionspanofacockroach
    @attentionspanofacockroach ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Thanks to the Twitter user for making this podcast viral. This is my new obsession. I’ve had it with this world but listening to this podcast brings me peace and joy.

  • @bsimms583
    @bsimms583 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I'm a 30 year old man. I stumbled upon this podcast recently, and I feel like I'm hanging with my funny/petty aunts. I, too, have managed to binge every episode available on YT. Keep em comin.

    • @aga.l
      @aga.l ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there's this book by Wodehouse called 'Aunts Aren't Gentlemen', and I feel that it somehow suits this podcast :D

  • @marianabarroso5593
    @marianabarroso5593 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I'm 19 and from Portugal and I feel like you guys were the podcast that I was missing in my life. Thank you girls Can't wait to see Pump's lesbian arc!! 😼💕

  • @elisobais
    @elisobais ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I don’t think these incredibly funny ladies knows how AMAZING this podcast is. Production needs a PR strategy to spread the word. 1 million subscribers coming soon!!!

  • @Penellabella
    @Penellabella ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I first saw you on Hasan Piker's stream. He is a big fan! Now I'm a regular watcher. I love this podcast!!

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Samesies

    • @teahaze
      @teahaze ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guess I expected it to be more politically astute, but saying "I like Justin Trudeau, he speaks two languages and he's hot" with zero irony just doesn't hit

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@teahaze they just said that they thought he was handsome. I'm not sure why you posted under this comment though

  • @kat0726
    @kat0726 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m a 40 year old mother/grandmother & I just found your channel through another channel and so glad I did 🙌 You two gorgeous ladies are exactly what I needed to get me through so much right now ❤

  • @robynduffy500
    @robynduffy500 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm 49 this year and you are my first podcast! I've been waiting for the right one and you are it. Thank you! Keep up the great work.

  • @tds2759
    @tds2759 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You're the aunts I never had but wish I did. 💐I relate to the petty grievances so much. Love your banters, and your laughters are so contagious! 💖

  • @bobhanson1037
    @bobhanson1037 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Found you guys from hasan. Hope you guys combined for an episode. Love the content.

  • @bongekamnguni5865
    @bongekamnguni5865 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I watch you I get so excited about getting older,you're both hilarious and so blunt ,I love it!

  • @Beth-ie
    @Beth-ie ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Saw a clip of you two STARS on HasanAbi's stream (he loves you, too, btw) and I was about to sign up for Twitter (yikes!).... But here you are! I didn't know you had a TH-cam channel!!! SO HAPPY! Just love you ladies of my generation-ish (I never ask women their age!) Thanks for just being super funny, and best of all, SUPER REAL!
    Thanks for representing us suburban women with the humor, intelligence, and wisdom that we have. Helping us all from being the eternal "Karen's" of the Universe. We don't scream and freak out. We laugh and we are brilliant. Oh, and gorgeous! Love, love, love ya. (Get to that MILLION quick! 😆)

  • @lisa63artist
    @lisa63artist ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg so refreshing to hear out loud what's in my head. Snark is a positive way to Get. It. Out. What a relief.

  • @Mr_Motlhoki
    @Mr_Motlhoki ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A South African man posted a clip from your podcast on Twitter and the tweet went viral. You've gained a new subscriber from me

  • @leggiegunpowder
    @leggiegunpowder ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I love this show. Thanks to Hasan for showing me this.

    • @LucasMakes
      @LucasMakes ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah same thanks Hasan

    • @jmoe5921
      @jmoe5921 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s gonna love this episode 😂

    • @raqueldeshow9678
      @raqueldeshow9678 ปีที่แล้ว

      What Hasan?!!

  • @susieq727
    @susieq727 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m so mad, I didn’t know y’all had everything on TH-cam, so now, I’m going back and watching everything! My fav episode was with Josh. He needs to make regular appearances. Love y’all’s humor!

  • @Bashl3y
    @Bashl3y ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m new here. @richlux was talking about you on his TH-cam channel and I am so excited to catch up and binge watch. How did I go without watching you gals all my life!

  • @SaintKenard
    @SaintKenard ปีที่แล้ว +4

    obsessed with this podcast🤣

  • @softmanifesto
    @softmanifesto ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You're absolutely crushing the international scale, it's true!
    I'm listening from Hungary rn, hope you can hear my laughter even from here. Love the podcast, keep up the good work! You two never fail to put a smile on my face. 🥰💗

  • @dejavudoo93
    @dejavudoo93 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’m so upset that I’m caught up. Been binging your show all week. Now I have to wait with bated breath for y’all to drop a new episode 😭

  • @DonMulio
    @DonMulio ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I like when the podcast has no guests, except for Josh Welsch, he's great.

    • @traceypaez1792
      @traceypaez1792 ปีที่แล้ว

      The episodes with Josh are figgin fantastic!!

  • @BasedCeeRex
    @BasedCeeRex ปีที่แล้ว

    New Forced Listener here, I can’t believe I found the episode with Pumps’ Lesbian Dream! This podcast is such a gift, love love LOVE y’all❤❤❤

  • @sinangelll
    @sinangelll ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just found y'all. Oh my god this is what I needed. I'm 18 but I live in Austin and y'all remind me so much of the women my mother has around her! And this is hilarious! I am LIVING.

  • @Lauren-ym4xc
    @Lauren-ym4xc ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Me when I first started watching the podcast:
    "Omg! they have such a cute and professional set, I'm impressed"
    Me 3 minutes later:
    "Oh Jen is a interior designer! And Pumps makes every room brighter as well!"

    • @ibentTube
      @ibentTube ปีที่แล้ว

      Pumps is a lawyer as well I do believe

  • @PizzaHorse
    @PizzaHorse ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:52
    "That makes me think Michelangelo had a small penis."
    "No. I researched this."

  • @grxxxelynn
    @grxxxelynn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i’ve binged watched your podcast allllll day yesterday and starting my morning off the same as well. you guys are hilarious

  • @queen17_kb61
    @queen17_kb61 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Found you recently, you two are the best 😂❤ making me laugh the whole way through!!!

  • @ShellyBeck-ue9tf
    @ShellyBeck-ue9tf ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love this weeks episode!! I am an art teacher, and I get so nervous about censorship of art. Also, my sister-in-law speaks in a valley girl, voice all the time, and I try to avoid her as much as possible. And lastly, I am so glad that pumps loves that people can speak 2 languages. Я говорю по-русски и это очень редко американские луди говорят по-русски! Особое в московский!! я тебя очень люблю

  • @trailerparkart2429
    @trailerparkart2429 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’ve never been a podcast kinda girl. Then I found y’all! I am obsessed with y’all 😂

  • @teo6441
    @teo6441 ปีที่แล้ว

    Uploaded on my birthday!! Best Gift!

  • @florenciacastro5598
    @florenciacastro5598 ปีที่แล้ว

    Since you love it so much, let me tell you that I'm binge listening to you from Argentina since you went viral on Twitter haha

  • @SailorGreenTea
    @SailorGreenTea ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:27, you may want to search emperors.

  • @DestroySteve
    @DestroySteve ปีที่แล้ว

    Every time I get together with my family, we gather around the table and just talk shit. Can’t always get together, it’s amazingly comforting to listen to both of you just have fun, talk shit and be honest.

  • @AMIYELL0W
    @AMIYELL0W ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im so glad i found you guys on twitter!! I die for how close you guys are! True best friends

  • @Caitecakess
    @Caitecakess ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m sooooo thankful I came across y’all on Twitter!! Such a blessing ❤️❤️🤣🙏🏼

  • @robertaweathers8421
    @robertaweathers8421 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ya'll are hilarious and having a moment right now, I'm glad I'm here for it! Love you ladies!

  • @Kyle.Wynsma
    @Kyle.Wynsma ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was sent by Hasan. You ladies are awesome! love it

  • @luvsviaa
    @luvsviaa ปีที่แล้ว

    Never stop making these pods I am in tears and can’t get enough!!!

  • @yurihime9739
    @yurihime9739 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been binging you guys ever since I found out about this podcast and I'm in love 😂 I'm so glad you guys decided to do this it always makes my day!!

  • @Messy_Mermaid
    @Messy_Mermaid ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Subscribed to Patreon. Saggin’ Dragons is definitely going into my vocabulary. I can’t get enough of y’all lol.

  • @tobipradasri4089
    @tobipradasri4089 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The “Spot the American “ has never been funnier! We are so embarrassing

  • @uniquesoles
    @uniquesoles ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the Twitter post for bringing me here! New podcast to watch ❤❤

  • @deannapolk
    @deannapolk ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to like you two back in the day but can’t remember the show. Great to see you! Will be listening.

  • @Dr_OctacockdaPOTUS
    @Dr_OctacockdaPOTUS ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This podcast makes me feel like I've been adopted by the cool hot girls at school, and I'm getting all the tea 😂

  • @9saMniBJ
    @9saMniBJ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “florida just needs to be annexed off the planet” i love this so much

  • @michelleschmitt976
    @michelleschmitt976 ปีที่แล้ว

    So happy to find my tribe! Your honest, relatable, foul mouthed and as opinionated as I am. Please don’t stop!! ❤❤

  • @headoverheels88
    @headoverheels88 ปีที่แล้ว

    Found y'all in tiktok clips and ALWAYS found you funny. Glad to have found the whole thing ❤

  • @nikki9994
    @nikki9994 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved your show and I was so excited when I saw you on TH-cam! I have gone back and binge watched everything and listened to the podcast.

  • @apas7771
    @apas7771 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hiiii!!! I love love love your podcast. I found you guys on tiktok and since then I am laughing my ass off listening to you guys. I love yall

  • @peterboda1737
    @peterboda1737 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The aunts I never had, y'all are so damn entertaining. Love it.

  • @TheFamousMockingbird
    @TheFamousMockingbird ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Florida just needs to be annexed off the planet" my god i love it. not just from the us, it has to go intergalactic, too far gone. i mean im in arkansas and think its gone crazy here now that weve passed laws allowing child labor and all, but florida still tops it

  • @mgen278
    @mgen278 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Italians did have a response to Tallahassee: Cecilie Hollberg, director of the Galleria dell'Accademia, where the David is housed, expressed astonishment at the controversy. “To think that David could be pornographic means truly not understanding the contents of the Bible, not understanding Western culture and not understanding Renaissance art,” Hollberg said. "She invited the principal, school board, parents and student body to view the “purity” of the statue." & "Florence Mayor Dario Nardella also tweeted an invitation for the principal to visit so he can personally honour her. Confusing art with pornography was “ridiculous”, Nardella said." The part about not understanding the bible should really get under those parent's skins, eh? Italy: 1/ Florida:

  • @chichiblanchett6367
    @chichiblanchett6367 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I can't wait for u ladies to be on Hasan and Will's podcast!

  • @thegldnhr2705
    @thegldnhr2705 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg I’m Australian too! Love your podcast

  • @Teviiinn
    @Teviiinn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this , I’m a new listener & I’m obsessed 😂❤

  • @naenae07
    @naenae07 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching from OKC! Love you guys omg

  • @jharnett44
    @jharnett44 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Losing it at their reaction to 23:26 😂😂

  • @dentyH
    @dentyH ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I truly adore this show. I am not even big on podcasts or talk shows but damn

  • @bartosztrembowiecki379
    @bartosztrembowiecki379 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Same here with the bingin'! In fact the problem is so severe I've just watched this one live.

  • @SomethingGeneric
    @SomethingGeneric ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks to TikTok I found you two! You two are hilarious and I can't wait to binge the rest of your episodes! 🎉

  • @abundance8074
    @abundance8074 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Turning up unannounced is my pet peeve!! Australian here as well!!

  • @stephaniegeorge
    @stephaniegeorge ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pumps taking notes on the valley girl phrases is sending me 🤣🤣

  • @mikeguaranteed8101
    @mikeguaranteed8101 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The enmeshed couples rant took me out 😅 Jen: "I think it's gonna end in homicide" Pumps: "right, me killing both of them" 😂 Your podcast is exactly what I need in my life rn. Love from Sweden! ❤

  • @selystafford8205
    @selystafford8205 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favorite episode!

  • @casiosaurus
    @casiosaurus ปีที่แล้ว

    I sometimes switch from listening on Spotify to watching episodes on youtube because i love seeing the comments and how widespread the age range is ❤️

  • @saeefa
    @saeefa ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Would love to know you guys opinion on the show Milf Manor

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg yes

  • @dearsookie
    @dearsookie ปีที่แล้ว +4

    LESBIAN PUMPS ARC LETS GOOOO

  • @nadia_manjate
    @nadia_manjate ปีที่แล้ว

    Love from South Africa 🇿🇦 Ladies!
    Love love love all your content!

  • @friesandcatsup
    @friesandcatsup ปีที่แล้ว

    Every episode is a banger; keep them coming!

  • @greenstarlight0
    @greenstarlight0 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ron DeStinky is one I'm hoping will catch on.

  • @deidre_deidre
    @deidre_deidre ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's like a routine censorship in my country, Indonesia. They blur Sandy's bikini in Sponge Bob, blur the nipples of a cow, yes it's a fact.

  • @kylecj221
    @kylecj221 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for commenting on the David story. I needed to hear from rational and logical people! It’s NONSENSE

  • @niyalawrence6804
    @niyalawrence6804 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where has this podcasts been all my life

  • @susanbennett9062
    @susanbennett9062 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hasan Piker sent me here. New sub!

  • @melissasandoval8981
    @melissasandoval8981 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Gay for pumps 🌈🦄

  • @helautou
    @helautou ปีที่แล้ว

    We need to see Pumps in Paris! Take her to the Louvre & shopping around the Champs-Élysées…

  • @EriksBlue
    @EriksBlue ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was turned on to you from Hasan Piker, on his show the two of you are fantastic love you! :D

  • @MerrilThePearl
    @MerrilThePearl ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kylie is so monotone and cheeky. I love it! 😂

  • @_mdo
    @_mdo ปีที่แล้ว

    Love you’re podcast 💕💕

  • @kennedypennington1693
    @kennedypennington1693 ปีที่แล้ว

    only podcast i look forward to i swear to God!!! you guys are fucking hilarious!

  • @sdot.corrine
    @sdot.corrine ปีที่แล้ว

    Y’all make me Laugh soooo hard.
    Jen- “I’ve had it”
    Pumps- “Stupid shit”
    I die 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BraxiLaine
    @BraxiLaine ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you y’all! Lol because in high school (I’m 26 now), me and my best friend would say “gag me with a fork” 😂😂

  • @morganmm5068
    @morganmm5068 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could listen to this podcast for hours

  • @khan.2705
    @khan.2705 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am officially obsessed. You have a lifelong follower. I love you guys so much. Hilarious, truly wonderful personalities, 🤣 ❤ I saw the clips thanks to the streamer Hasan and bamn!

  • @adenlycosky
    @adenlycosky ปีที่แล้ว

    Put a Ring doorbell on the outside and lock the door. Everyone has to pass the first layer of if you shouldn't be here you won't be progressing further. Deliveries and appointments can then be let in after a short wait. I see it often making food deliveries and makes sense especially after covid. Don't need to enter our office space we can meet you at door to let you in or take the package from there.

  • @vikiujhazi-balog633
    @vikiujhazi-balog633 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've had it with you guys, for not putting out a new episode every day.
    Greetings from Hungary. 🥰

  • @taylorwilson5034
    @taylorwilson5034 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love love love !!!!! The best duo ever funniest podcast going

  • @christieokposin9889
    @christieokposin9889 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm listening from Nigeria 🥰 love you both and yes you're definitely international!

  • @cedrycM
    @cedrycM ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Whenever Jenn says “listener” I feel like she’s speaking directly to me. Makes me wanna hop in my car and smoke a cigarette I love it !😂🤎

  • @hannah.saltzman
    @hannah.saltzman ปีที่แล้ว

    this podcast is the best thing ive discovered since cinnamon toast

  • @Lalaundercover389
    @Lalaundercover389 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love from South Africa,I’m obsessed with you guys ❤😭

  • @meli_andrea
    @meli_andrea ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hasan sent me here and I’m so happy 😂 I love being a listener

  • @diegoromero5430
    @diegoromero5430 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are more international than you think, I live in Venezuela and I barely speak english but I am a big fan of the podcast

  • @marybethgardener111
    @marybethgardener111 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jennifer - Maybe you need one of those signs with multiple arrows pointing people in other directions. Or a map of the building in red large bold?

  • @suvihong2598
    @suvihong2598 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m a new fan. I’m 35, male and I couldn’t stop laughing my ass off lol😂

  • @Sara_Korn
    @Sara_Korn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You two remind me of my friends and I bitching … best pod ever

  • @cyn6432
    @cyn6432 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys are #5 on the Apple podcast.

  • @seandamon9995
    @seandamon9995 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yall would loooove delta work and her podcast, verydelta

  • @celvsmachine
    @celvsmachine ปีที่แล้ว +2

    36 yo lesbian and Hasanabi got me watching you gotta say this podcast is hilarious