Much like spinal tap this seems like comedy the first time you hear it as a kid but as a 42 year old life long musician I know it’s just true. I’ll guarantee you everything he said happened to one of the troop.
This monologue becomes even funnier when you realize that all these years later Bruce was actually a professor at Humber College teaching comedy in the 2010s (I'm not sure if he's still there with the new show but ik he definitely was when I was applying to schools lmao). I wonder if this is the speech he gave his students on the first day
Whenever I see Bruce McCulloch, I just want to give him a big thumbs up, an atrociously wide grin, and say, "Thanks Bruce!" for this monologue. But I don't want to preface that series of actions with anything at all, nor do I want to explain it at all afterward. Maybe it'd mean more then. I guess it would depend on the kind of day Bruce was having.
Also I take this as evidence of Bruce McCulloch definitely having been involved in a Vampire: The Masquerade LARP in Toronto in the early nineties. You can't convince me otherwise.
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Much like spinal tap this seems like comedy the first time you hear it as a kid but as a 42 year old life long musician I know it’s just true. I’ll guarantee you everything he said happened to one of the troop.
Looking forward to more of Bruce's inspiring words in the new season.
Did no one else notice he mentioned Callum Keith Rennie in his monologue? They were friends in high school. How cool is that?
The dead end jobs in a warehouse line makes me understand skits like "Sausages"😂
:) And Shoveling Fuel (in the darkness, in the blackness). And Ascertain (I know that's a loading dock, but close).
I like sausages. Sausages are good.
We are all sausages.
This monologue becomes even funnier when you realize that all these years later Bruce was actually a professor at Humber College teaching comedy in the 2010s (I'm not sure if he's still there with the new show but ik he definitely was when I was applying to schools lmao). I wonder if this is the speech he gave his students on the first day
I inadvertently listened to this as a kid and lived by it on accident. Time for that show.
Whenever I see Bruce McCulloch, I just want to give him a big thumbs up, an atrociously wide grin, and say, "Thanks Bruce!" for this monologue. But I don't want to preface that series of actions with anything at all, nor do I want to explain it at all afterward. Maybe it'd mean more then. I guess it would depend on the kind of day Bruce was having.
I get the impression that famous comedians prefer when fans are normal and conversational to them, but you’re right it probably depends on his mood
"Then, get a TV show."
Oh, so that's how it's done. Wonderful...
Truly, a sage for the ages...
You tell it Bruce
I often mention pissing out the back of a fast moving truck :D
The rest of the kids when Bruce says "think a lot about vampires, death and sex with your friends mothers"
Kids: Wait, what?
this one hits home hard.
Or fathers. You figure it out. He did.
Drunk. At a wedding. Get him out on the dance floor and then―POW! I love you, Mark's daddy... 🥺👉👈
Also I take this as evidence of Bruce McCulloch definitely having been involved in a Vampire: The Masquerade LARP in Toronto in the early nineties. You can't convince me otherwise.
Even at the time I couldn’t figure why they wore their pants like that.
Truly words to live by!!
watch your friends get married and grow beards to cover their puffy compromising faces!
2:08 I guess the "fathers" was a reference to Scott
1:16 - "Now get a lot of experience coming home drunk."
Me: No problem there!
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keep your underwear... what??!
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