@@alfielb8040, read your comment in Zizek's voice as well. Damn, now every word I see sounds zizeky. This new disease calls out for a name and so on and so forth et cetera.
it took me a while to realize where i had heard this music before, but then i remembered i heard it when i was in russia. in saint petersburg, there was a greek restaurant on nevsky prospect that played this song. fully aware that nobody cares, just wanted to comment
well its probably the most greek thing you can recognize after the parthenon and souvlaki. its called zorba the greek, if we could choose a national anthem other than the one we have, it probably would be this
There is a Greek restaurant in Kansas City called Tasso's. They have a mandolin player who, every once in a while, will play something very similar to this. He plays faster and faster and the kitchen crew starts shouting and clapping and come into the dining area pouring ouzo shots for everyone as they dance. Then it all ends and everything goes back to normal. I asked the cashier once as I was leaving about the meaning of what just happened. "They're just Greek" she explained. "They just do that once in a while."
All that effort of Rory Breaker to “illuminate the London sky” and “paint everything red” and bloody Londoners just chalk it off as another day... No appreciation...
Guy Ritchie is just the master of having a film about 6-7 different groups. And having them all connected. This was his first feature film and have to say probably his best. Snatch,rock and rolls etc etc were all great films. But I don’t think anything tops lock stock
This movie has a few mistakes like Rory dying later in this scene & magically coming back to life. Then again 1 has to remember this was a low budget film. $350k was roughly the budget. Doesn't get better than this for that price.
@@chrissygcity6211 Pay attention who's on the couch in everything clip. Nobody's on the couch when Rory leaves, but later he's laying on couch. @ 1:36:14 on DVD I own.
Question: When you cast British movies, do you call Rupert Murdock and ask for the MOST MUMBLING BRITS you can find?? You know, the ones he sends to CNN Atlanta THAT can't pronounce anything anyone can possible understand. HOW DO YOU FIND THESE PEOPLE?? CHECK DUMPSTERS/??
Man, it seems like forever since I've seen this gem of a movie! The first time I ever saw Jason Statham, and even then I sensed there was something special about him. I've enjoyed his movies ever since!
There's this brass standing on the corner. A dwarf walks up carrying a suitcase says, -How much? She says, -A oner He says, -All right Takes her to the room, says, -Take clothes off, get on the bed She lays down on the bed. Dwarf opens the suitcase and pulls out four springs. Puts one on each hand and foot, bounces over and gets on top of her. Boing, bouncin' up and down, boing boing, gives her the best shag she's ever had in her life. He's on her for two hours, boing boing. Bounces off after a while and it was the best fuck she has ever had in her life. She's like, -I'm sorry but that was just amazing, that was the best fuck I've ever had in my life. What technique d'you call that? He says, -Four Spring Dwarf Technique
Negative, the sound emits from the end of the barrel, not the breach. If the sound comes out of the breach that means the breach has failed, and going deaf is the least of his problems. Still going deaf though.
Guy Ritchie films are like no other. There is no comparison to the brilliance that goes into each one of his films. From characters to settings, fashion, music and sense of humor... nothing beats the level of genius this man has been gifted. Hands down, one the best scenes ever orchestrated. ✌❤
Watched lock stock for the first time in a while with a friend and I always thought how the only one who won at the end was Big Chris, But my friend pointed out how from a certain point of view everyone's problems are sorted out by the end Rory finds the guys who nicked his weed n money, Dog and his gang find out who the people that robbed them are and get the money n weed back Winston gets his weed back and could go into business for himself Harry gets the money and the shotguns he wanted, Gary and Dean find the shotguns and haven't gotta have their fingers cut off by barry Ed, Tom, Bacon and Soap square the debt to Harry, I had to agree, technically...... everyone's a winner
1:10 I always thought (for 20 years) he says "They've got a bit of an arsehole" (dangerous) Now with headphones in I hear "arsenal" Makes sense now 😄🤦♂
There is a Greek restaurant in Kansas City called Tasso's. They have a mandolin player who, every once in a while, will play something very similar to this. He plays faster and faster and the kitchen crew starts shouting and clapping and come into the dining area pouring ouzo shots for everyone as they dance. Then it all ends and everything goes back to normal. I asked the cashier once as I was leaving about the meaning of what just happened. "They're just Greek" she explained. "They just do that once in a while."
Sourav CHOWDHURY they did have a lock stock series. I used to love it when I was a teen 😁 based on 4 friends like the movie but different characters....Jack branning from eastenders played one of the guys haha
Just realised mikey and longdale.. Was known as a godfather part's.. All a film director from rise of the footballer solider.. Vinne as well.. Tho moves was unbelievable.. Blessings and blessings..
2:28 of course the one crying hiding not knowing what the fuck is going on is the first one to shoot...and miss....with a sawed off shotgun..... in close quarters🍻
Random Task it is a joke, you keep asking about how many wings a black chicken has, then like feet or beak etc, then do the exact same questions about a white kitten, they’ll either answer it doesn’t have wings or they don’t know, punchline is how come you know so much about black cocks and nothing about a white pussy
@@joeljones2346 the part about white kitten is that you are supposed to ask people really vague questions about their characteristics (number of whispers, fur, hairballs, etc.) so most people cannot give a definite answer, hence the punch line like you just said
I liked when statham was a normal british guy n not an ex supersoldier or currently a commando and so on
read this in slavoj zizek's voice
@@alfielb8040, read your comment in Zizek's voice as well. Damn, now every word I see sounds zizeky. This new disease calls out for a name and so on and so forth et cetera.
Hes a mega rich dude. Gives no damn for liking your views on him or how you preferred his ass. The bloke is minted.
I doubt anybody would know his name, had he not done that though.
How about the 12 years that he was on Britain’s National Swimming Squad as a diver?
One of my all-time favorite movies! Funny, dramatic, fast-paced, and the music is phenomenal!
It’ll never stop being funny that these two groups killed each other not knowing they were killing the wrong guys lol.
😮 0:59
it took me a while to realize where i had heard this music before, but then i remembered i heard it when i was in russia. in saint petersburg, there was a greek restaurant on nevsky prospect that played this song. fully aware that nobody cares, just wanted to comment
It's Zorba The Greek. Famously used in the film of the same name !
well its probably the most greek thing you can recognize after the parthenon and souvlaki. its called zorba the greek, if we could choose a national anthem other than the one we have, it probably would be this
Did you order beef or chicken souvlaki?
@@richardkey4289 it's pork, not beef. You can make it with whatever you like but original is pork.
@@Billswiftgti oh o.k. , thanks for informing me , I didn't have that fact.
There is a Greek restaurant in Kansas City called Tasso's. They have a mandolin player who, every once in a while, will play something very similar to this. He plays faster and faster and the kitchen crew starts shouting and clapping and come into the dining area pouring ouzo shots for everyone as they dance. Then it all ends and everything goes back to normal. I asked the cashier once as I was leaving about the meaning of what just happened. "They're just Greek" she explained. "They just do that once in a while."
I am Greek and I admit we don't make sense
Thanks for this comment....
As an Asian, it puts a smile on me, upon knowing others cultures.
Peace be to all my fellow human kind 🙂
Ahhh love Zorba The Greek
Zorba
@@Billswiftgti I sailed out there and they are the best people in the world !
That one guy brandishing a Bren Gun
Brendishing a gun, as it were.
What the fuck is that? “It’s me bren gun” 😂
@@chrissygcity6211 Hehe
Dude probably end up with the highest kill count during the raid
@@chrissygcity6211 “Don’t you think you should’ve brought something a bit more practical?!”
still guy Ritchie's best!
“No money, no guns - it’s all been replaced by a….a…big pile of corpses.”
The perfect soundtrack to the perfect ending. So well edited too!
Just a normal day In London 😂
Except with guns.
All that effort of Rory Breaker to “illuminate the London sky” and “paint everything red” and bloody Londoners just chalk it off as another day... No appreciation...
Business as usual in the Smoke
Double barrelled sawn off shotguns are used quite a lot in crimes in the UK because break open shotguns are quite easy to get hold of here.
@@Nathan123Davis The UK isn't Texas. Since 1994 even .22 handguns are impossible to buy legally.
One of the best hype scenes in any movie ever.
I know right "tf is goin on" 🤣
Love how big Chris is totally unflappable.
0:07 that looks like the old McDonald's French fry flip phone that I got from McDonald's!! That's funny!!
Great movie. Just don’t understand why they don’t make movies like this anymore !
Colored would say it's racist
Getting mugged by vinny jones now there's something you dont see every day
Although, I wouldn't be surprised if you did.
Watched it down the Holloway Rd people were buzzing when it ended, great fun brilliant film
Not too many professional footballers go on to become legitimate movie stars.
Or divers
I absolutely felt it when he said "the f*ck is goin on" 😂
Guy Ritchie is just the master of having a film about 6-7 different groups. And having them all connected. This was his first feature film and have to say probably his best. Snatch,rock and rolls etc etc were all great films. But I don’t think anything tops lock stock
Wish we could of seen it.
+Brett Morgan
It would've been a massacre XD
@@Bullet-Tooth-Tony- it fucking was
"it's me Bren gun"...
Chop Chop
Great movie!!..great soundtrack
Colion Noir before he became a TH-camr.
So cool the moment when they set the trigger ready
A fucking Bren gun???
best film in my world!
Zorba the Greek, is the name of the track.
"Bloody watch"
I so need to watch this its got to be on par with the gentlemen 👌👌👌👌👌
Brilliant film
What a fun movie...
Blood up to the horse’s bridle. London Armageddon.
Im in cheech and chong jungle delta style begging to return as myself, sheril YARDLY
This movie has a few mistakes like Rory dying later in this scene & magically coming back to life. Then again 1 has to remember this was a low budget film. $350k was roughly the budget. Doesn't get better than this for that price.
When did he come back to life?
@@chrissygcity6211 Pay attention who's on the couch in everything clip. Nobody's on the couch when Rory leaves, but later he's laying on couch. @ 1:36:14 on DVD I own.
@@jasonconrad5772 Didn't he turn Plank over in the flat and both shot each other. Winston takes off after that.
3:20 ouch
is this supposed to be a comedy or a parody ???
Zorba
I see 4 versus 6
Question: When you cast British movies, do you call Rupert Murdock and ask for the MOST MUMBLING BRITS you can find?? You know, the ones he sends to CNN Atlanta THAT can't pronounce anything anyone can possible understand. HOW DO YOU FIND THESE PEOPLE?? CHECK DUMPSTERS/??
Maybe it's because the rest of us aren't brainless oafs and can perfectly comprehend them.
I think you're a bit simple.
Murdock(sic) is an Australian.
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Now I'm imagining those Fast Show sketches in which regional stereotypes all speak in Received Pronunciation. Maybe that's what he wants?
This movie is completely fucking stupid.
You're stupid movie's a masterpiece
All you tourists who come to London and Borough Market take a walk to the shootout scene - what 3 words = occurs.fine.fries
This is arguably Jason Statham's Best Performance! He was absolutely great in this.
And in The Snatch
It’s arguably the performance closest to who he was in his life. So certainly true to life.
Bank Job is
I dunno what's more worrying. The job or your past.
Great Greek music!!!
It's genius so well planned out and fucking hilarious.
Superb film, one of the best scenes ever, pure mayhem and madness.. BRILLIANT
"C'mon, chop chop" *WHACK* ...."Thank you very much"
This is how a robbery is conducted in london those day...
Man, it seems like forever since I've seen this gem of a movie! The first time I ever saw Jason Statham, and even then I sensed there was something special about him. I've enjoyed his movies ever since!
I always enjoyed them Jason Statham's Jason Steakums!
Real fillin!
@@corndogrequiem1728You havin a laff?
massive gun fight....secures door with a fucking henry hoover suction tube !
Brilliant film I nearly wet myself laughing
So did i
I did. And I watched it twice at the cinema and occasionally on DVD.....
2:30 Good acting by Steve Sweeney.
haha yeah actually felt bad for poor ol Plank! ^^
see there you have it. the hard man of his own gang finds suddenly he's not so hard when someone bigger is in front of him.
For the second day in a row, to top that!
The bully meets a bigger bully 😤
So disappointing that we never gonna hear the whole joke. :(
Which one? There were several
I know right!! But that's what made those scenes great!!
There's this brass standing on the corner. A dwarf walks up carrying a suitcase says,
-How much?
She says,
-A oner
He says,
-All right
Takes her to the room, says,
-Take clothes off, get on the bed
She lays down on the bed. Dwarf opens the suitcase and pulls out four springs. Puts one on each hand and foot, bounces over and gets on top of her. Boing, bouncin' up and down, boing boing, gives her the best shag she's ever had in her life. He's on her for two hours, boing boing. Bounces off after a while and it was the best fuck she has ever had in her life.
She's like,
-I'm sorry but that was just amazing, that was the best fuck I've ever had in my life. What technique d'you call that?
He says,
-Four Spring Dwarf Technique
I always laugh at Plank's confusion
Not to mention he'd be completely def after having his head that close to the damn breach!
Negative, the sound emits from the end of the barrel, not the breach. If the sound comes out of the breach that means the breach has failed, and going deaf is the least of his problems.
Still going deaf though.
A truly brilliant film
Guy Ritchie films are like no other. There is no comparison to the brilliance that goes into each one of his films. From characters to settings, fashion, music and sense of humor... nothing beats the level of genius this man has been gifted.
Hands down, one the best scenes ever orchestrated. ✌❤
When two people quarrel, a third rejoices.
1:08 LOL
We need more Guy Ritchie movies
Nah his latest one's have been pretty shit tbh
@@craigyoung2261 i heard gentlemen was good
@@thebruteofbilaal2325 it had its moments
way preferred the editing in this film to that of snatch
Chop chop.
Watched lock stock for the first time in a while with a friend and I always thought how the only one who won at the end was Big Chris,
But my friend pointed out how from a certain point of view everyone's problems are sorted out by the end
Rory finds the guys who nicked his weed n money,
Dog and his gang find out who the people that robbed them are and get the money n weed back
Winston gets his weed back and could go into business for himself
Harry gets the money and the shotguns he wanted,
Gary and Dean find the shotguns and haven't gotta have their fingers cut off by barry
Ed, Tom, Bacon and Soap square the debt to Harry,
I had to agree, technically...... everyone's a winner
1:10 I always thought (for 20 years) he says "They've got a bit of an arsehole" (dangerous)
Now with headphones in I hear "arsenal"
Makes sense now 😄🤦♂
There is a Greek restaurant in Kansas City called Tasso's. They have a mandolin player who, every once in a while, will play something very similar to this. He plays faster and faster and the kitchen crew starts shouting and clapping and come into the dining area pouring ouzo shots for everyone as they dance. Then it all ends and everything goes back to normal. I asked the cashier once as I was leaving about the meaning of what just happened. "They're just Greek" she explained. "They just do that once in a while."
The music 😂😂😂
2:52
Everyone hard nuts till Vinnie Jones shows up
not trying to brag but i nut pretty hard lol
Got a Mexican stand off with no Mexicans!
#grangergloryhole
Damn i love this movie
Dancing Zorba!!!!
They should make a series on this
Sourav CHOWDHURY they did have a lock stock series. I used to love it when I was a teen 😁 based on 4 friends like the movie but different characters....Jack branning from eastenders played one of the guys haha
Heedy weed palaicini
Brilliant film, Guy Ritchies films have literally gotten exponentially worse since lock stock
I did like snatch
No, snatch was just as good as lock stick it was after then that they took a downward trajectory. The gentleman was good but not as good as these two
2:51 😟
Just realised mikey and longdale.. Was known as a godfather part's.. All a film director from rise of the footballer solider.. Vinne as well.. Tho moves was unbelievable.. Blessings and blessings..
2:28 of course the one crying hiding not knowing what the fuck is going on is the first one to shoot...and miss....with a sawed off shotgun..... in close quarters🍻
Vintage Jones playing Vinny Joan's. Nice Chop chop,,
It wasnt about vinnie jones the others made the movie not him .
Who said it was just about him ?
He invested 100k so its his film dude
Gun sounds are the same as GTA 3?
Best mexican stand off ever
The infant prop cell phone was a nice touch
I love this sequence… phenomenal film
I miss the colour grading honestly.
Come on CHOP CHOP... lol love this movie.
It’s me Bren Gun 😭😭😭
One of my very favorite movies
Poor Plank. All he wanted in life was a job worth doing, to find his share improving.
oh shit csgo mirage ct side
Does anyone know the punchlines to these jokes?
6 black cocks and white kitten probably was just a metaphor for Rory/gang and winston. Don’t think it’s a joke with a punchline.
Random Task it is a joke, you keep asking about how many wings a black chicken has, then like feet or beak etc, then do the exact same questions about a white kitten, they’ll either answer it doesn’t have wings or they don’t know, punchline is how come you know so much about black cocks and nothing about a white pussy
@@joeljones2346 the part about white kitten is that you are supposed to ask people really vague questions about their characteristics (number of whispers, fur, hairballs, etc.) so most people cannot give a definite answer, hence the punch line like you just said
Movies need to start showing feeding cartridges in with a rag or gloves
Nope that’s how they get the stupid ppl to copy and leave prints everywhere.
Gons
?
Song name?
zorba the greek