13:20 Most places say apply online and then the online application gets "lost in the system". Another common thing is that an employer will have an ad saying "hiring immediately" and when you reply to the ad, you are told that the hiring manager on vacation for the next 2 weeks.
@Bugsy666 when you consider retired people, people too young to work, people in prison, disabled people, and millions of lazy people.....the stats are probably accurate.
@FalseGrindCritic great channel name bro. I dont watch TV or care too much about pop culture. I guess I'm missing out on understanding that joke. It's okay. But thanks for clarifying.
Sometimes I wonder if it'll ever end You get so mad at me when I go out with my friends Sometimes you're crazy and you wonder why I'm such a baby, yeah, the dolphins make me cry Then J-Dawg comes in for the chorus Onnllyyyy wanna be with yyoouuuuu
@ The dawg and majewski, they come from different worlds Dawg likes to laugh when flatbrim mike burps about killing girls Sometimes death metals crazy J-dawg wonders why Mikes wears a flatbrim 'cause the rough stuff make him cry Well there's nothing j-dawg can doooo Mikes rocking a Nike air shoooeeee Dawg can call majewski a fooool But he’s also a caaannnoooooeeeee
I'll offer this insight about hiring. I did that for the Goodwill and i told my dad about it. I was like, i interview 'em, i send in the background to HR, then i call 'em in to do the I9 and the 40whatever for taxes. My dad, who last applied for a job 1990, asked me what an I9 is. (Proof of citizenship or employment eligibility.) And it made me realize how much easier it was for him to get a job than for anyone today. So much bullshit. I also once told him about doing the annual review. He's like, "I have never worked a job where someone felt compelled to sit me down and tell me what they thought about the job i am doing."
@FaerieGoatmother holy christ. My mom said the same thing when she returned to work after us kids were grown. She was flustered by all the BS questions at interviews like "why do you want to work for us" that never happened in the 70s.
@katshades i used to pride myself on reserving that question for the people I knew on sight I wasn't about to hire. That's SUCH a stupid question. I think i answered it getting in at the Goodwill. Why do I want to work here? Cos i assume you'll pay me for it. Dafuq?
The cover art off Formulas is a similar to a Lions Head. I believe during the Iraq war when they set the oil wells on Fire there was some pictures that resembled a Lions head. And since Iraq is ancient Sumerian land, there’s some relation to maybe those were the release of those ancient “beings” or whatver fun stuff Trey was imagining. And if you read Bil Ur-Sag is talks about the great lions head. So it’s all tied together in Treys mind. And I understood it too! Hah. And it was the dude who did Serpants
Nizin Lopez.. not sure of his nationality. Certainly could be Cuban. but he did do Formulas and Serpants and few others . I believe even a Malevolent Creation cover Altho I can’t remember the exact album
If you like Helloween "Walls of jericho" you should probably listen to the first Stormwarrior album, the self-titled one. Also the first Blind Guardian album, "Battalions of fear".
I had a job, first day, huge pile up the interstate. Standstill traffic for an hour. Turned off my truck, sat in the back, smoke a cig and was like, 'yeah I think I'm going to be late'. Had another job where the employees were robbing the place blind, I take my work seriously and I bailed on the MF after a week.
If you like Nightfall in Midde-Earth, you’ll also probably like Somewhere Far Beyond and Imaginations From the Other Side. Their latest - The God Machine- is also good and a little more aggressive/straightforward. You’d may also like Twisted Tower Dire.
If you like the Keepers records by Helloween, grab their comp The Best The Rest The Rare - buncha B-sides from that era, as well as hits from those earlier records. It's a fine collection of tracks. I've had it for about 25 years, and it never gets old.
Three albums that are full on blasting rage insanity! Cardiac Arrest- Cadaverous Presence Krabathor- Lies P.L.F. Devious Persecution and Wholesale Slaughter
If the DAWG enjoys Blind Guardian - I'd recommend Swedish band PERSUADER. They're like a much heavier and more aggressive version of Blind Guardian. Highly recommended for anyone who thinks most Power Metal is a bit wimpy for them.
Grim reaper is underrated as fuck. You ain’t gonna get deer in headlights, dick in the mouth look from me when you ask me that question. The reason why they weren’t bigger was because they came after the peak of NWOBHM when thrash and extreme metal was starting off.
I'm gonna review the Internecine album soon. My band was supposed to play a show with Internecine in 1998 but my bands guitarist canceled the show because he wanted to stay home and watch tv
Internecine's "The Book of Lambs" is a lame mindless one-off album of bland monotony from a drug-addled Steve Tucker fill-in. I have no doubt it's popular among Deicide fans, so no doubt Dawg adores it. I'm glad he only put out 1 album, mediocrity at it's finest.
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Sounds nothing like Deicide though. More like an early Hate Eternal spin-off, same kinda nonstop technical riffing. Hard to sit through, short as it is, but I appreciate the spirit and aesthetic behind the project.
@@jefflawson3574 Good call Jeff, definitely more like Hate Eternal (yet another boring monotonous band I hate). That's a band I try to think of as infrequently as possible. Despite Eric Rutan playing second guitar in Morbid Angel for years Trey's songcraft obviously didn't wear-off on Eric Rutan.
Manowar is a Power Metal Band worth listening to. They have some good albums. “Kings of Metal,” “Louder than Hell,” and “Warriors of the World,” all have really good songs on them. Cheese as fuck..yes, but I think they’re great.
This is the best take on Jobs ever. You just gotta be smart and courgil, and the world is your oyster. You can walk up to billionaires and shake their hand and they will respect you.
Most modern drummers record using triggers. Unless you see it live and they are actually playing it rather than using triggers live as well, its all being achieved artificially. Even metal musicians cheat using modern technology now.
I think J-Dawg is a nothing after Amongst the Catacombs type of guy brah brah. Any time Nile is brought up he only mentions that record. I don’t remember him even saying anything about Black Seeds of Vengeance or Annihilation of the Wicked.
@@jimmycampbell78🤦♂ The year is almost 2025 and it amazes me how many people still don't know what triggers actually do. Triggers do NOTHING to change the drummers performance, triggers only change the sound of his drum-kit, ie snare, toms, bass, cymbals, etc. Triggers do not = "cheating" bruh.
@@evangilmore4394 Yep, that seems to align with his past comments. My fav is album #9 ie: VILE NILOTIC RITES \m/ Everything came together perfectly on that one.
Check out Nocturnal Rites from Sweden. I listen to mostly black and death metal, but there are a few albums from this band that makes them the best power metal band in my opinion. They are After Life. Grand Illusion and The 8th Sin
It is but there are still bozos who dont live in warm areas who wear short sleeve t shirts all year round. Just like you still find a few bozos wearing shorts in the winter.
Just look at the bands from fast drummers on metallum. Couple of mentions: Emil Dragutinovic - Marduk, The Legion... All the 90s stuff from Fredrik Andersson - Marduk, Triumphator, Allegiance. Stomblast - Infernal War, Thunderbolt (Non stop blasts) Frost (obviously) - 1349, Keep of Kalessin, early Satyricon Also few albums: Frozen Shadows - Hantises Cadaver Inc - Killtech Dark Storm - Hell Satan Blasphemy Infidel - III (Roman numeral, Dawg loves that shit) Anyway send me links to more "blast beat" albums. But has to be naturally sounding, none of that overproduced crap please...
Some fast blasting stuff I'll mention: Brodequin - Festival of Death, Methods of Execution All Kataklysm material with Sylvain Houde on vocals, didn't bother with hearing the later stuff Brutal Truth - Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses Last Days of Humanity - Putrefaction in Progress
@@michaelheintz1349 dude NO one ever mentions them..I was just jamming it other day. They need they’re material put back out again..apparently they had label problems
Never in my life have I seen somebody look SO gay in their band picture as that fairy on the left in Mutilatred's MA photo.* I instinctively started clenching my butt. * And yes, that even includes Opeth's Victorian vampire picture or whatever.
Blessed Are The Sick is my favorite Morbid Angel album. Formulas Fatal To The Flesh is probably my 2nd favorite. Just Bobo Gump Shrimp's opinion of course!
What do you think of the way they produced Pete's drums on BATS? I think his kit sounds awesome AF on that album (POWERFUL), but some others say they sound like shit.
@@Bobby-pin821no way brah brah All I want, all I need is to see my enemies blllleeeedddd Shits hard as fuck Guess you prefer something like this: All I want, all I need, is my flat brim and my weed
Psalm 9 is a heavy doom album. And IMO, Trouble was one of the first doom metal bands to exist (formed '79) you might be able to argue Pentagram (US) dating back to the early 70s, but IMO, Sabbath's "master of reality" was the blueprint for the doom metal genre. Switching back to trouble, and then with "The Skull" which is their heaviest album. As far as Jdawg, he's very knowledgeable on DM, but I've said it before, idk if its because of his age or whatever, but there is ALOT of true metal he simply doesn't get/doesn't know, idk. I've heard him diss Satan!!! And to not know Trouble really, blasphemy!!!! I'm a little bias of course lol but I'm willing to bet bands like cirith Ungol, helstar, warlord, he either doesn't get them, hates or just doesn't know them. Still got a lot to learn young'un! Lol
@@ilovefuzzycatsI don’t remember him saying that besides the annoying skater guy from school who went to shows for a minute and then became a born again Christian but I do know JDawg said he ate shit when he was a kid and never tried again.
To me the devil aspect of most of this pathetic music is the only part keeping me from liking it. It’s just so lame. I’m down for anything like CC. And SFU haunted. The horror part is my favorite
13:20 Most places say apply online and then the online application gets "lost in the system". Another common thing is that an employer will have an ad saying "hiring immediately" and when you reply to the ad, you are told that the hiring manager on vacation for the next 2 weeks.
There are 161 million people employed in the US, so maybe no one wants to hire you 😂
@@rexor7590Those are pretty terrible numbers considering there are what, 350 million people in the US? So only a third of the population works? 🤔
@Bugsy666 when you consider retired people, people too young to work, people in prison, disabled people, and millions of lazy people.....the stats are probably accurate.
Dawg hating on "baggy pants flat brims" after he just got done interviewing that slipknot ass band Lord Humongous
I don't see the slipknot, is it the tunes or the outfit? Maybe the mask. You not down with the knot brah brah 🤣
@warthunderpro28732 not down with the knot is probaly the most cancerous thing I've read In a Dawg comment sectio.
@@Tw1stedMoral1ty you ain't down with the knot? Poseur.
Fr cringe ass band
@@Tw1stedMoral1ty 😂
The running joke with the character Bubbles in the show Trailer Park Boys is that he is lowkey the intelligent one, dawg.
@FalseGrindCritic great channel name bro. I dont watch TV or care too much about pop culture. I guess I'm missing out on understanding that joke. It's okay. But thanks for clarifying.
The Dawg is more like Ricky. Bubbles is the most sensible one in the park😅
he's not intelligent. hes just slightly less stupid
Hootie-only wanna be with you 7” picture disc…..dawg owns it of course!!!
Sometimes I wonder if it'll ever end
You get so mad at me when I go out with my friends
Sometimes you're crazy and you wonder why
I'm such a baby, yeah, the dolphins make me cry
Then J-Dawg comes in for the chorus
Onnllyyyy wanna be with yyoouuuuu
@ 🤣🤣🤣
@
The dawg and majewski,
they come from different worlds
Dawg likes to laugh when flatbrim mike
burps about killing girls
Sometimes death metals crazy
J-dawg wonders why
Mikes wears a flatbrim 'cause the rough stuff make him cry
Well there's nothing j-dawg can doooo
Mikes rocking a Nike air shoooeeee
Dawg can call majewski a fooool
But he’s also a caaannnoooooeeeee
I'll offer this insight about hiring.
I did that for the Goodwill and i told my dad about it. I was like, i interview 'em, i send in the background to HR, then i call 'em in to do the I9 and the 40whatever for taxes.
My dad, who last applied for a job 1990, asked me what an I9 is. (Proof of citizenship or employment eligibility.) And it made me realize how much easier it was for him to get a job than for anyone today. So much bullshit. I also once told him about doing the annual review. He's like, "I have never worked a job where someone felt compelled to sit me down and tell me what they thought about the job i am doing."
@FaerieGoatmother holy christ. My mom said the same thing when she returned to work after us kids were grown. She was flustered by all the BS questions at interviews like "why do you want to work for us" that never happened in the 70s.
@katshades i used to pride myself on reserving that question for the people I knew on sight I wasn't about to hire. That's SUCH a stupid question. I think i answered it getting in at the Goodwill. Why do I want to work here? Cos i assume you'll pay me for it. Dafuq?
i have that MA tshirt from formulas tour, it is one of the best artworks for MA for sure i agree. looks like some great demo cover art.
The cover art off Formulas is a similar to a Lions Head. I believe during the Iraq war when they set the oil wells on Fire there was some pictures that resembled a Lions head. And since Iraq is ancient Sumerian land, there’s some relation to maybe those were the release of those ancient “beings” or whatver fun stuff Trey was imagining. And if you read Bil Ur-Sag is talks about the great lions head. So it’s all tied together in Treys mind. And I understood it too! Hah. And it was the dude who did Serpants
@ericb4351 great post. Yes, the Lions head is indeed Bil Ur Sag
Wasn't it a Cuban artist?
Nizin Lopez.. not sure of his nationality. Certainly could be Cuban. but he did do Formulas and Serpants and few others . I believe even a Malevolent Creation cover Altho I can’t remember the exact album
Formulas has some intensive lyrics for sure. Trey must've gone off the deep end on Sumerian mythology for that one.
@ericb4351 according To metal archives he did in cold blood. The faces on that remind me of the face on Formulas. So that too makes sense.
If you like Helloween "Walls of jericho" you should probably listen to the first Stormwarrior album, the self-titled one. Also the first Blind Guardian album, "Battalions of fear".
"wear your pink panties to match your pink Immortal shirt"
"I don't have a pink Immortal shirt"
lmao
DF does it to themselves, they bring all deathcore bands on tour every single time
Hate that shit. Yeah it gets them more $$ since more normie ear gauge monster energy drink canoes come out to go see Chelsea grin. Get ya money John!
They do it to themselves by making wigged out moshcore
Dying Fetus is awesome though.
@@lancealot88they're kinda overated In all honesty
@@Tw1stedMoral1tyNo they aren't. I'm actually surprised how many deathcore kids I know haven't even heard of them. Very good band.
Moribund Records is putting together a deluxe 2CD reissue of Infester "To the Depths...in Degradation", so said the owner Odin Thompson.
Too bad it was already represses. Don't need the extra junk
@@F-U-C-K-I-N-G-H-O-S-T-I-L-E I'll still buy a copy.
@@F-U-C-K-I-N-G-H-O-S-T-I-L-E .....and so will Necrotic Nick, probably.
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 oh? Do you i guess
I had a job, first day, huge pile up the interstate. Standstill traffic for an hour. Turned off my truck, sat in the back, smoke a cig and was like, 'yeah I think I'm going to be late'.
Had another job where the employees were robbing the place blind, I take my work seriously and I bailed on the MF after a week.
If you like Nightfall in Midde-Earth, you’ll also probably like Somewhere Far Beyond and Imaginations From the Other Side. Their latest - The God Machine- is also good and a little more aggressive/straightforward.
You’d may also like Twisted Tower Dire.
Typing like he's writing a letter to the Dumbo himself.
If you like the Keepers records by Helloween, grab their comp The Best The Rest The Rare - buncha B-sides from that era, as well as hits from those earlier records. It's a fine collection of tracks. I've had it for about 25 years, and it never gets old.
Right off the top, Panzer Division Marduk, also Infernal War - Terrorfront
Grim Reaper was awesome. Saw them live, only 30 people there. Very underrated band.
Alot of that slammy death metal gets those homeboy frontmen .
The Formulas cover reminds me of a PlayStation game. Same with In Dark Purity. Both great albums!
That’s a good description. I’m fuckin stealing it
Nothing Is Not and Bil Ur-Sag are my two favorite morbid songs
Hammerfall Legacy of kings scratches that power metal itch
Still no sign of the bright pink longsleeve Justine bought from us???? Don't think it was for L-cat it was size XXL
That’s a man’s size right there
Instead of McDonald’s my second job is DoorDash. Shit pays $25 no boss. Driving around listening metal. It’s pretty good
Three albums that are full on blasting rage insanity!
Cardiac Arrest- Cadaverous Presence
Krabathor- Lies
P.L.F. Devious Persecution and Wholesale Slaughter
If the DAWG enjoys Blind Guardian - I'd recommend Swedish band PERSUADER.
They're like a much heavier and more aggressive version of Blind Guardian.
Highly recommended for anyone who thinks most Power Metal is a bit wimpy for them.
Power metal is GHEY. Nerd culture isn't my thing. People who are into that are generally into crap like magic the gathering and othersuch garbage
Blind Guardian is very good live.
Blind Guardian is almost the only power metal I listen to, so thanks for the heads up on Persuader. Persuader to BG is like the Attic to King Diamond.
Do you have a top album list for 2024 Dawg? Aside from stuff on Hells Headbangers
That MacDaddy's rant was so legendary. It must be clipped.
The artist for Formulas put himself on the cover. He is the head popping out of whatever the hell that thing is on the right side of the cover
That cover reminded .e of Salvador Dali. The flaming lion with the horns coming out of its eyes is Bil Ur Sag.
@@katshades Cool. Didn't know that but it makes sense. Lol
Grim reaper is underrated as fuck. You ain’t gonna get deer in headlights, dick in the mouth look from me when you ask me that question. The reason why they weren’t bigger was because they came after the peak of NWOBHM when thrash and extreme metal was starting off.
Like and share dawn of possessions comment demons.
Before I watch the video, if i had to guess
1 Panzer Division Marduk
2 Black Force Domain
3 World Downfall
World downfall is amazing
Panzer Division Marduk is definitely one of the worst albums I’ve ever heard
12:51 rough n tough moment
ROUGHNESS and THOUGHNESS
Honorable mentions: Internecine - The Book of Lambs, Myrkskog - Superior Massacre
Internecine was SO good 🔥 myrkskog as well
I'm gonna review the Internecine album soon. My band was supposed to play a show with Internecine in 1998 but my bands guitarist canceled the show because he wanted to stay home and watch tv
Internecine's "The Book of Lambs" is a lame mindless one-off album of bland monotony from a drug-addled Steve Tucker fill-in.
I have no doubt it's popular among Deicide fans, so no doubt Dawg adores it. I'm glad he only put out 1 album, mediocrity at it's finest.
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Sounds nothing like Deicide though. More like an early Hate Eternal spin-off, same kinda nonstop technical riffing. Hard to sit through, short as it is, but I appreciate the spirit and aesthetic behind the project.
@@jefflawson3574 Good call Jeff, definitely more like Hate Eternal (yet another boring monotonous band I hate). That's a band I try to think of as infrequently as possible. Despite Eric Rutan playing second guitar in Morbid Angel for years Trey's songcraft obviously didn't wear-off on Eric Rutan.
Hey dawg,
I was just wondering what your top picks of Industrial metal were?
Watch all of the Lord of The Rings Films. Extended cuts.
Derek Roddy King of all Kings. Very fast for the time. One foot blasts as well
Great punk band name. The clueless canoes
That’s up there with Hot Buttered Anal
Hit songs include: “Our moms snorts butt hash” and “deer in headlights/dick in the mouth”
@evangilmore4394 😆 🤣 😂 😹
Deeds of Flesh
Incredible band. Smokes dying fetus
Yep… what about ‘em?
@heelstevenmaggle5615 what do mean what about them u do know half what I'm into think outside the box
@@StevieHoneycutt-v6j
Nothing you wrote makes any sense but still, calm down.
@@heelstevenmaggle5615 deeds of flesh is really blasty and a great band. You seem to not understand that
Manowar is a Power Metal Band worth listening to. They have some good albums. “Kings of Metal,” “Louder than Hell,” and “Warriors of the World,” all have really good songs on them. Cheese as fuck..yes, but I think they’re great.
This is the best take on Jobs ever. You just gotta be smart and courgil, and the world is your oyster. You can walk up to billionaires and shake their hand and they will respect you.
Smart and "courgil"
The Abyss and Thunderbolt are pretty fucking fast as well.
Last Days of Humanity - Putrefaction in progress
Frost for the black metal blasts
Trym is a beast on the enslaved record
What about Pantera's Power Metal album brah brah? Good record.
Right
Solid. I got my copy years ago in what looks to be unplayed condition. And for only 20 bucks, shit I basically stole it.
That is a cool album.
Formulas Fatal to the Flesh, 666, the album cover is supposed to be an envisioning of hell
You gotta check out Virgin Steele for power metal, it's more like epic heavy metal, but also power metal later on.
Disgorge CA Cranial Impalement and She Lay Gutted would be in the most blasting album running. Panzer Division Marduk as many others said.
N I T H I N G
Dawg still trying to rectify his great shame over the Curse of Infester 👻
You can't make early 2000's thrash list without Dekapitator on it brah brah. Hellfiend should finally bring that band back.
And what of the BPM's reached on the opening cut off the new Nile album? That's about fast as can be achieved by the human hand.
Most modern drummers record using triggers. Unless you see it live and they are actually playing it rather than using triggers live as well, its all being achieved artificially.
Even metal musicians cheat using modern technology now.
I think J-Dawg is a nothing after Amongst the Catacombs type of guy brah brah. Any time Nile is brought up he only mentions that record. I don’t remember him even saying anything about Black Seeds of Vengeance or Annihilation of the Wicked.
@@jimmycampbell78🤦♂ The year is almost 2025 and it amazes me how many people still don't know what triggers actually do. Triggers do NOTHING to change the drummers performance, triggers only change the sound of his drum-kit, ie snare, toms, bass, cymbals, etc. Triggers do not = "cheating" bruh.
@@evangilmore4394 Yep, that seems to align with his past comments. My fav is album #9 ie: VILE NILOTIC RITES \m/ Everything came together perfectly on that one.
@evangilmore4394 he likes black seeds but said Annihilation went over his head
Check out Nocturnal Rites from Sweden. I listen to mostly black and death metal, but there are a few albums from this band that makes them the best power metal band in my opinion. They are After Life. Grand Illusion and The 8th Sin
I like the Covonent album
The man himself, Meery Chreesmus Stevie
Best records with blast beats...
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Brutal Truth Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses
No Comment Downsided 7'
And I can give you three more....
Assuck Misery Index
Terrorizer World Downfall
Angel Corpse Exterminate
The formulas cover is fuckin cool in my opinion
The most scientific of all blast beat album breakdowns
Brain drill is pretty dang fast... \m/
Better than Archspire!!
@@mikeviolate666 Santa Cruz represent!!!
That 3rd album is killer 🔥🔥🔥🔥\m/
I always forget that two of the Brain Drill guys went on to join Six Feet Under.
@Poser_Metal_Records I wish I could forget it 😆 🤣. ... \m/
It’s long sleeve season
It is but there are still bozos who dont live in warm areas who wear short sleeve t shirts all year round. Just like you still find a few bozos wearing shorts in the winter.
@@Chaz4543 I'm wearing shorts indoors right now, its 5f (-15c) outside.
You're as much metal as a stick of butter.
@@rflair shorts are not metal, brah brah
@@supercoven1392 Not for chicken legs. Do you even lift brah brah?
@@Chaz4543I’m wearing shorts with an immolation longsleeve.
Been listening to Blood - O Agios Pethane. 🤘
And some Attic.
That's a great album!
Just look at the bands from fast drummers on metallum.
Couple of mentions:
Emil Dragutinovic - Marduk, The Legion...
All the 90s stuff from Fredrik Andersson - Marduk, Triumphator, Allegiance.
Stomblast - Infernal War, Thunderbolt (Non stop blasts)
Frost (obviously) - 1349, Keep of Kalessin, early Satyricon
Also few albums:
Frozen Shadows - Hantises
Cadaver Inc - Killtech
Dark Storm - Hell Satan Blasphemy
Infidel - III (Roman numeral, Dawg loves that shit)
Anyway send me links to more "blast beat" albums. But has to be naturally sounding, none of that overproduced crap please...
The 2 albums from Dutch brutal death band Brutus!!!
Check out the "Summoning Aural Hell" demo by Black Fucking Cancer. They lost their grit on the album material, but the demo is super sick.
@timparlier1920 good shout. Thx
Oh damn ill cross everyone one up in here while bumping 5 dolla bill yall
Dawg with the kvlt sk8 decks etc.
Word on the street JDAWG can bust out a late tre flip switch backside down a 666 stair IN THE RAIN
@@barbaricbeing333 No mongo-pushing hoagies, brah brah!
ALBUM BATTLE : Unholy From the shadows Vs The Chasm Deathcult For Eternity
I'm an Unholy man, myself, but both are cool 🙂
Unhoagie
Deathcult for Eternity \m/
Fastest blast, bouta pu the homie isacc from blast addict 🤘🏼
He’s up there for sure 😎💀🤘
Dawg hates party thrash but likes Municipal Waste frat boy thrash? Wtf
Municipal waste is D.R.I if they rode the short bus
So whats your take on finn mckenty?
Some fast blasting stuff I'll mention:
Brodequin - Festival of Death, Methods of Execution
All Kataklysm material with Sylvain Houde on vocals, didn't bother with hearing the later stuff
Brutal Truth - Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses
Last Days of Humanity - Putrefaction in Progress
Good picks. Add Viscera Infest and any Origin stuff with John Longstreth to that list 🤘
No one ever mentions Akercocke on this channel. David Gray is criminally underrated IMO.
Morticians Dr550 blasts are totally sick
@@michaelheintz1349 dude NO one ever mentions them..I was just jamming it other day. They need they’re material put back out again..apparently they had label problems
With those early Kataklysm albums, and the live album. It didn’t matter if it was Nick Miller or Max Duhamel. Both those guys were insane
Panzer Division Marduk by Marduk
We need DECREPIT - Creation of Sin REPRINT!!! PLEASE MAKE THAT HAPPEN!!!
"in terms of the most beats per minue" so.... fastest?
Five Guys? More like Slow Guys
Overpriced burgers
I agree
Nile has to be on this list! Anyone can say what they want but George kollias is one of the blast beat kings
I think for the fastest blasts, viscera infest takes the cake. That drummer is completely crazy
He's a madman drumming on that children's drumkit 😂
@@Reallystupidorangecat With that pots and pans drum kit too 😭
Vader-Black to the Blind
Five guy more like 25 guys!😂😂😂 JDawg check out Habit burger it’s a little better than five guys.
Kumas Corner for best burgers, and best music.
@@katshades haven’t heard that one!
What about the TISH!!!!!!
Liberation by 1349 is definitely one of them that’s for sure
German Power Metal like Primal Fear and Helloween is great. American Power Metal like Iced Earth is good also.
Never in my life have I seen somebody look SO gay in their band picture as that fairy on the left in Mutilatred's MA photo.* I instinctively started clenching my butt.
* And yes, that even includes Opeth's Victorian vampire picture or whatever.
Blessed Are The Sick is my favorite Morbid Angel album. Formulas Fatal To The Flesh is probably my 2nd favorite. Just Bobo Gump Shrimp's opinion of course!
What do you think of the way they produced Pete's drums on BATS?
I think his kit sounds awesome AF on that album (POWERFUL), but some others say they sound like shit.
Hello RobertG
Do you self-deprecate to get a head start on others who're likely to call you a moron? Not fair brah :(
@@jefflawson3574 Lmao! Still upset about me calling you out for your weird obsession with J Dawg’s wife? Don’t worry, You’ll get over it one day!
@@robertg305 Nah brotown, just calling out your disingenuous happy labrador retriever schtick.
MARDUKs Panzer Division could be a honorable mention , that record was bat shit crazy
Dude that record is absolute garbage haha. I bought that record because the Dawg mentioned it and god damn that was the worst choice ever.
@@Bobby-pin821soy detected
@@Bobby-pin821no way brah brah
All I want, all I need is to see my enemies blllleeeedddd
Shits hard as fuck
Guess you prefer something like this:
All I want, all I need, is my flat brim and my weed
@@faustgoethe7383na I just prefer good metal that doesn’t have the same repetitive riffs and drum patterns
Best Morbid angel albums
Abominations
Thy kingdom come demo
Altars
Blessed
Formulas
lol, i used to argue with the Disgorge (Lybia) guy on the Cannibal forums all the time. Suffer, Crusthead.
😢No Viscera Infest 😢 🪳
Trouble - Psalm 9 is a good record, it’s not hippy doom. Some of their later stuff is more like 70s rock. I also like that but different.
Psalm 9 is a heavy doom album. And IMO, Trouble was one of the first doom metal bands to exist (formed '79) you might be able to argue Pentagram (US) dating back to the early 70s, but IMO, Sabbath's "master of reality" was the blueprint for the doom metal genre. Switching back to trouble, and then with "The Skull" which is their heaviest album. As far as Jdawg, he's very knowledgeable on DM, but I've said it before, idk if its because of his age or whatever, but there is ALOT of true metal he simply doesn't get/doesn't know, idk. I've heard him diss Satan!!! And to not know Trouble really, blasphemy!!!! I'm a little bias of course lol but I'm willing to bet bands like cirith Ungol, helstar, warlord, he either doesn't get them, hates or just doesn't know them. Still got a lot to learn young'un! Lol
Trouble were brilliant, one of the most tasteful and "still waters run deep" bands in all metal from the 80s.
I am delighted to finally see people here who have excellent taste in metal.
Trouble are awesome.
@@nundo7781 The Saint Vitus s/t was seminal too
lol you should make JDork read Trouble lyrics to know how he reeeeally feels about them 🤣
Mortician and agoraphobic nosebleed have the fastest blast beats hands down. The speeds they reach are inhuman.
The drummer from Viscera Infest is on another level th-cam.com/video/tUexUpICS4o/w-d-xo.htmlsi=5lNc20luYdHuqYOZ
Totenmesse is some good fast polish shit
12:15 5 guys mmmmmhhhm
Testament & Megadeth have never, ever been party thrash. 🙄
I have to agree
He’s had a go at them before. Megadeth its probably on the basis of that one record Risk.
I think he means commercial thrash, but yeah definitely not party/pizza thrash
Only normie burger flippers don't get the fvkyou swag of early Deth. Never really warmed to Testament myself.
First three megadeth records are my favorite,
Testament was a hard pass ,even as a kid I thought they sounded cheesy and lame
😂 Devils
Butt hash! Oh god I gotta get me some of this butt hash.
Blasphemy 🥁🇨🇦
🎥 FILM BATTLE: X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) Vs. X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)
IDK how you watch these awful fims.
@ it’s just mindless action
@@SteveWilliams_psycho Punisher Warzone is awesome.
Control denied
Agoraphobic nosebleed...
Watchdawgo
Alienation Mental - Ball Spouter
Origin
Archspire
I almost was gonna say I didn't know you skated then realized it was a signed Mortician skate deck.
He’s stated he does not like skaters lol
Dawg would own anything with a Mortician signature on it
You familiar with Butt-hash, Mr. NEET?
@@ilovefuzzycatsI don’t remember him saying that besides the annoying skater guy from school who went to shows for a minute and then became a born again Christian but I do know JDawg said he ate shit when he was a kid and never tried again.
@@MikeG42 ah but does he own the hacked up for bbq shower curtain if not poosssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr🤣😂😆😁😄
Brutal Truth 1992, then Flo Mournier mid 90's, then Dominator but pure speed gets a lil boring. Music needs dynaimcs
To me the devil aspect of most of this pathetic music is the only part keeping me from liking it. It’s just so lame. I’m down for anything like CC. And SFU haunted. The horror part is my favorite