Right now? I've spent 36 years existing on this spinning sphere of filth, and I'm sorry to disappoint you honey, but it's always been this way and it always will. The only real difference at the moment is that it's being extra dramatic, and turning into a musical where Dr. Fauci has to find a rhyme to "Black Lives Matter". _🎵 Iiiiiiiiii'm a well respected epidimiologist, 🎵 Buuuut the police are racist and I'm pissed 🎵 They aaaaact like black lives don't matter 🎵 While making the average American fatter 🎵_ This right here... this is the next "Hamilton".
@@damien18462 ah don't worry, you'll escape when you die. I'm... reasonably certain we go into a far better place than this when we do, rather than just restarting at the last checkpoint.
From the creator of "Red Mario" and "Competitive Mario Maker: Infinity Shell" comes the most action filled installment yet! "Pink Mario Suffers" coming soon to a TH-cam near you!
There's a fricking war going on between the bulbous head factoin and the plumber resistance, just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any worse ALSO THE AVATAR REFERENCE AT THE START YOOOOOOO
I had 4600 points at the start of last week, but 600 and dropped to A rank because of me getting bullied, trolled and Nintendo's absolutely SHITTY online causing my connection to get dropped MULTIPLE TIMES AND LOSE POINTS WHEN IT IS NOT ME THAT CAUSED THE CONNECTION ISSUE!
I just feel like mentioning that the pumpitendo guy has a Twitter and is one of the highest rated versus players in smm2. He keeps playing versus even at his rating so that he can stay at the top of the leaderboard
@@bigthiccinnit1793 small world. But I don't think I need to prove that I'm working with China. I try to make others laugh, be informative, or uplift fellow human beings. You can clearly see why being called something I'm not angers me.
Desbug: I'm going to post a new mario maker vid Me: looks at the picture of the title Also me: that was me on the picture because that's what I did in real life
5:03 I was Toad in that match. It was so laggy, and then Mario and Luigi gave up. After the match ended I saw your name and was like “I played with Desbug?” And decided to check your next video to see if it really was.
“But the green man knows how to come from behind” “I am the nut boy I nut in the air” “It’s coming so quickly though, it’s coming too quickly!” “I’m getting a little bit uncomfortable doing the large amount of goombas that I see” “Pound that subscribe button” ...Ok then
Desbug in literally every other video: The only thing I'm consistently good at in this game is stealing clear conditions Desbug now: I'm losing because I'm bad at bouncing on people's heads
“It looked like the red guy was gonna claim victory for a while there, but the Green Man knows how to come from behind!” -Direct quote from the cold war
0:48 I’d like to say I have a chance but I just don’t Desbub,2020 Me:no it desbub Me:it’s desbub Desbug:It’s Desbug Me: proceeds to say desbub Desbug oh,forget it I’m desbub
*_This Episode’s Desbug Original!_* 4:15 *- Just swimming In The Lag* I’m swimming, yeah Even though there is lag I hope it stops But I know that wont happen I’m praying that I win the stage But I’m Not holding my breath Even though I’m swimming
"Only one way i can regain my honor, i have to capture the gamer points" thanks for that avatar the last airbender ref in the first 8 secs!. Also desbug is the avatar. Master of all four marios. Red, green, blue, and pink mario.
Desbug:hey can I have the b33g blue Mario. Toy r us:a big blue toad?? Desbug:no the beeg blu3 Mario. Toy r us:the big Yoshi??? Desbug:IM DONE WITH YOU. *hangs up the phone
Green Mario Suffers... Red Mario Suffers... Now Blue Mario Suffers... *_do you see it now? it's all like clear water._* Pink Mario must be the next one to die.
U know what I will do if I ever get MM2? I will make an upside-down 1-1 with water, darkness, and trolls, title it "Desbug's ultimate nightmare", and put it up for competitive mode.
Really loving the "Suffer" saga. Can't wait for PINK MARIO SUFFERS.
No, pink Mario is the source of the suffering.
@@peripheralzx11 lol so true
agreed. when will it come?
I was gonna say that lmao i cant wait
I'm more of a GREEN MARIO SUFFERS myself
'I did a lot of losing the other day'
Thats the world rn
Right now? I've spent 36 years existing on this spinning sphere of filth, and I'm sorry to disappoint you honey, but it's always been this way and it always will. The only real difference at the moment is that it's being extra dramatic, and turning into a musical where Dr. Fauci has to find a rhyme to "Black Lives Matter".
_🎵 Iiiiiiiiii'm a well respected epidimiologist, 🎵 Buuuut the police are racist and I'm pissed 🎵 They aaaaact like black lives don't matter 🎵 While making the average American fatter 🎵_
This right here... this is the next "Hamilton".
pixel girl Great job telling us the thing we are trying to escape from
@Nathaniel Smith I'm sorry bubba but are you saying you doubt my epic sick rhymes could be the next Broadway sensation? Them's _fightin'_ words!
@@damien18462 ah don't worry, you'll escape when you die. I'm... reasonably certain we go into a far better place than this when we do, rather than just restarting at the last checkpoint.
pixel girl That’s deep
From the creator of "Red Mario" and "Competitive Mario Maker: Infinity Shell" comes the most action filled installment yet! "Pink Mario Suffers" coming soon to a TH-cam near you!
Spoiler: toadette dies... a lot
That's not a spoiler. That's an obvious fact
Adam Pollard fuck your likes
Braydenbingsboy Yet fuck you he’s making a joke go fuck your arse and eat it if you don’t like the joke then don’t say anything at all
I think you mean "pink red luigi suffers"
Desbug:"Dont give me that symbol."
Ad:plays and starts with that symbol
Me:NOOO
noice
Me too!
Why don’t you do a live stream of you getting to S+ rank 🤷🏼♂️
Shane Jackson
He’s not gonna see this if it’s a reply.
Whatever
There's a fricking war going on between the bulbous head factoin and the plumber resistance, just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any worse
ALSO THE AVATAR REFERENCE AT THE START YOOOOOOO
I know!!!!!
His gamer points turned into the moon
"Get me out of the internet. It's the only way the lag nation can't get me."
Imagine if the T-Rex game starts lagging too.
Why who are you I need to know!
Hello god
Lag will be everywhere
oof now that would be bad BAD internet (or would it be bad no-internet?)
Are you inevitable?
5:54 This is the best love story ever. It brings a tear to my heart to know that they will always be forever separated.
Day 267
I'm still not tired of Desbug's videos. I have started to watch them more than once. I need to consume more Desbug's content
Same
same this guy's hilarious
Same here
“I did a lot of losing the other day”
I can relate to that
I had 4600 points at the start of last week, but 600 and dropped to A rank because of me getting bullied, trolled and Nintendo's absolutely SHITTY online causing my connection to get dropped MULTIPLE TIMES AND LOSE POINTS WHEN IT IS NOT ME THAT CAUSED THE CONNECTION ISSUE!
Me too
*Cheers, I’ll drink to that.*
Dude i went from being 5 points away from s to 500 points away in 1 day
Sure no shit
Desbug: tries hard for gamer points
Redfalcon: doesn’t try at all but wins a lot
Sometimes, life sucks.
Everyone: Fix online play!
Nintendo: Well you guys still buy our games so..
they be pullin an EA on us
Everyone: Ubisoft please fix rainbow six
Ubi: Blackbeard nerf,Ash elite,removed acogs
tbf, Mario Kart and other nintendo games have good online, it's Smash and Mario Maker that have peer 2 peer because they wouldn't work with servers
$3 a month to play with friends but it was free before switch
What does that have to do with fixing online play?
1:10 I played this level in MPVS and the same thing that happened to Mario happened to me. I understand his pain.
You underestimate my name’s power
I just feel like mentioning that the pumpitendo guy has a Twitter and is one of the highest rated versus players in smm2. He keeps playing versus even at his rating so that he can stay at the top of the leaderboard
Grima the Fell Dragon well is he not allowed to play?
Wait why is my account glitched
I would really like if when in online, you only got paired up with people the same rank as you
Grima the Fell Dragon and kitty cat gaming
I think you’re right high ranking players should play against high ranking players
He's a true gamer.
Blue Mario suffers
*probably because he's outside while he should be quarantined*
I love the English language. It’s so flexible, and it can really be anything.
Why are You EVERYWHERE, edge lord?
Hey u are the guy who was in the TH-cam replies section on the Chinese/animal crossing video!
O hello there edge lord, I see you everywhere.
@@bigthiccinnit1793 small world.
But I don't think I need to prove that I'm working with China.
I try to make others laugh, be informative, or uplift fellow human beings.
You can clearly see why being called something I'm not angers me.
I said to my friend “green mario” and he thought i was drunk
Nice
Grr
My first Channel same
Angel LM whatever
@@keithivey627 thanks for sharing, deku would be proud
Desbug uploaded today.
I still can’t bee-lieve how good my luck is.
Des-bug isn't a bee
@@Peanut_Flailer Something makes me bee-lieve you didnt watch the entire video
And I bee-lieveee... You can fly up in the sky.
He do BEE uploading though
Bee Happy
“I know the value of hard work and a good earned power up”
Desbug
*Blue Mario suffers*
Luigi: *first time eh?*
Who is this Luigi? I think you mean GREEN MARIO.
Brutus the Bear ahh yes my mistake *green Mario*
Thank you for reminding me
What’s a Luigi?
ThePurple Worm my pasta
@@brutusthebear9050 counterpoint: mario is just red luigi
"The one thing you cant do is count me out." (0:25)
-
Luigi wins.
-
Silence...
*o h*
woah thanks for 40 likes never expected..
Desbug: I'm going to post a new mario maker vid
Me: looks at the picture of the title
Also me: that was me on the picture because that's what I did in real life
ILove Galaxy what is this supposed to mean
ummm what?
@@6dolarleah it means that the picture was me running to see a desbug video
You ran? Edit: oh okay not funny didn’t laugh
🇦🇱🏴🏳️🏁🚩🏴☠️🕐🕕🕔🕒🕓🕐♥️💬🔊🔉🔇🔈🟦🟩◼️◻️🟥🟧🟨🟨◾️▫️🔹🔷🔺🔷🔷🔳
Luigi: “No one will ever take my pink girl away from me”
Toad: *has entered the chat*
Luigi: *has left the chat*
Lol
1:39-1:49 toad in the acorn is by far the best sprite
the real question is...
who sends all these desbugs out to help out desbug?
They just know that he is bad, they helping him by themselves
God with his angels sent them...to not help Desbug but instead troll him ;)
Emerald Galore NO! IT IS A CURSE IN DISGUISE!
There desbugs from the future coming to help his past self
Desbug
‘Red Marios today are keeping me alive!”
Mario: says help in chat
Someone: Grabs key
Everybody else: You Shall Not Pass!!!
My sister walked into the room when you started saying
"It's coming too Quicklyyy!"
Whatever
This is my first time looking at the description of desbugs videos, and i am laughing harder than I would be at the video, 10/10 would read again.
5:03 I was Toad in that match. It was so laggy, and then Mario and Luigi gave up. After the match ended I saw your name and was like “I played with Desbug?” And decided to check your next video to see if it really was.
Yesss!! Torture of the bug
ok
stefan andrejevic what?
@@stefan-x9g seriously r/ihadastroke
8 year old me ripping the legs off of a spider
@@invizcharlie9477 I'll be the jerk who tells you that a spider is not a bug.
I thought he was going to say “ we used to be brothers, but it all changed when the fire nation attacked”
7:17
Blue Mario: We've been tricked, we've been back stabbed and quite possibly bamboozled
“This is technically level design.”
big fuckin mood
The Clash of the Bulbus Heads!
We need a movie
👇🏽
Personally, I wouldn't be surprised if someone's actively filming such a film in New Horizons as I'm typing this.
@@Sigma_San 😂
“But the green man knows how to come from behind”
“I am the nut boy I nut in the air”
“It’s coming so quickly though, it’s coming too quickly!”
“I’m getting a little bit uncomfortable doing the large amount of goombas that I see”
“Pound that subscribe button”
...Ok then
"funny quote taken out of context"
- maro maker man 2020
Desbug in literally every other video: The only thing I'm consistently good at in this game is stealing clear conditions
Desbug now: I'm losing because I'm bad at bouncing on people's heads
“Win one lose ninety.”
I feel that so hard!
What *hard feeling* are you feeling
Asherbird 25 Winning one and losing ninety.
I think you didn’t understand Asherbird 25’s joke 😏
I guess I didn’t. Could you tell me it.
@@JackCPlaysGf you know you *felt that*
😏
Desbug has this power to... always cheer me up
“i think u mean: red mario vs green mario vs blue mario vs pink mario”
bug, des-2020
I think you mean "red red luigi Vs green red luigi Vs blue red luigi Vs pink red luigi"
Ahhh yes, watching blue Mario suffer
my favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon
“It looked like the red guy was gonna claim victory for a while there, but the Green Man knows how to come from behind!”
-Direct quote from the cold war
The bee jokes in these one are unBEElivibably good.
I suffer more DESBUG
@Rich Boy then why did you reply. If you don't care
0:48 I’d like to say I have a chance but I just don’t
Desbub,2020
Me:no it desbub
Me:it’s desbub
Desbug:It’s Desbug
Me: proceeds to say desbub
Desbug oh,forget it I’m desbub
"You are goomba and I'm a man"
That's amazing
Not as amazing as you
That’s the best part!
1:40
"Yes, I have become the midair nut boy! I nut midair wherever I may need."
"but the green man knows how to come from behind"
- Desbug 2020
"I can't BEE-leve this"
That's terrible.
*Bee friend starts crying*
I didn't mean it honey
Anything suffering:exist
Fourteen year old girls: i can relate to that in a spiritual level
1:41 "I nut in mid-air wherever I may need."
- Desbug 2020
I was so fast I beat my notification
Fucking same
Wow
Pof
@UCUA3C7FhVegniQx9YKntQZQ THE POWER OF DETERMINATION
Did anyone ask tho?
1:19 sounded like a fall guys sound
3:50 I cracked up when you said this
*_This Episode’s Desbug Original!_*
4:15 *- Just swimming In The Lag*
I’m swimming, yeah
Even though there is lag
I hope it stops
But I know that wont happen
I’m praying that
I win the stage
But I’m
Not holding my breath
Even though I’m swimming
JB Gaming Indeed, thank you, friend :)
Desbug: next you'll want me to watched naruto dubbed
Me: THAT IS A HATE CRIME
SILENCE WEEB
What was THAT BOI
@@cocokiller6054 *_SILENCE WEEB_*
Bro idc about your opinion m8 you are nothing in this period of history
Also why a mario plush for a face
2:50
“YOU WANT A 1UP? HAVE IT! YOULL NEED IT!”
1:39 Me When I Hop On A Plane
8:07 "oh my god he took off" 😂
00:29 His Italian voice is impressively good
Desbug is the only person who steals wins, and make it look like it was given to him...
The great key fight or in other words best anime fight that has ever existed.
"No dont give me that symbol"
*Proceeds to grill ad*
“It’s coming too quickly” desbug 2020
Desbug: “don’t you dare give that symbol”
*My phone plays ad for Raid Shadow Legends*
NOOO
"Only one way i can regain my honor, i have to capture the gamer points" thanks for that avatar the last airbender ref in the first 8 secs!. Also desbug is the avatar. Master of all four marios. Red, green, blue, and pink mario.
When you wait for the power up that no one got and then lose it
I really love his content, my favorite youtuber
When desbug uploads:
"Now, this is epic."
Desbug:hey can I have the b33g blue Mario. Toy r us:a big blue toad?? Desbug:no the beeg blu3 Mario. Toy r us:the big Yoshi??? Desbug:IM DONE WITH YOU. *hangs up the phone
Green Mario knows how to come from behind because being in Red Mario's shadow all these years turned him into a master drafter.
I’ll be waiting for a video titled “PINK MARIO SUFFERS”
The Pink Mario ones are always the best, aren't they?
Green Mario Suffers...
Red Mario Suffers...
Now Blue Mario Suffers...
*_do you see it now? it's all like clear water._*
Pink Mario must be the next one to die.
I love how he knows avatar the last airbender
I love your videos when i have a bad day i come home and watch your videos, they always put a smile on my face. Keep up the good work!
0:05 was that an avatar reference
U know what I will do if I ever get MM2? I will make an upside-down 1-1 with water, darkness, and trolls, title it "Desbug's ultimate nightmare", and put it up for competitive mode.
Random person when desbugs almost at flag) nothin personal kid'
WiFi :deletes itself Everyone:and when the world needed it most it vanished
We all know that Desbug suffers more then red mario and blue mario etc
Wait if Desbug calls Mario:red mario,luigi:green mario,blue toad:blue mario,pink toad:pink mario then what will he call red toad???
Naruto dubbed is actually pretty good. I’ve watched more anime in dub than sub because english.
3:35 Oh my God, it's The Once-ler!!!
Desbug: "Who are you?"
Desbug ●: "I am you, but a gamer"
yo i was his him XD
@@ivonvelazquez2279 bruh
Pangaeapanga said, that he wants to ask Desbug to do a collab! I can't wait for that to happen!
Desbug: you may have had the key for the most of the level brother
ME: BUT IT WAS I DIO WHO TOOK VICTORY
the key race one actually looks really fun
That outro music gets me every time!!! I like it so much more than the other one
ikr, it sounds like something by Aimer
Fun tip: When in 1-1, always go in the 3rd pipe. It's a shortcut. 👌
Oh my god 5:47 was the greatest joke I’ve heard this year I’m dying😂😂😂
1:42
“I nut in mid air, where ever I may need.”
Yo you funny🤣
No one:
Desbug: Green Man comes from behind.
2 mins later.
I NUT in mid-air!
2 mins later.
It's coming too quickly. IT'S COMIIIIING!
Desbug: don’t give me that simble. Ad comes. Desbug: no don’t give me that simble
I know you suffered, but it also felt like you got a lot of wins this video. Good job!
“The green man knows how to come from behind”
10:05 A lost opportunity "I can't bee-lieve I bonked"
7:11 that wiggler is very angry at desbug’s loss.
Every time, he thinks of a new place people were playing. Mcdonalds, now a black hole
"I shall become the next Hokage."
- Blue Toad, 2020
Desbug is the only person who is funny without a script
The Chaos known as 2020 will be over once desbug reach S+ rank, our lives are in Desbug’s hands
4:58 Lag still goes on
Probably Desbug: *I wanna fall asleep ON this lag*