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  • @breakfast69_r8
    @breakfast69_r8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    When you’re family is dead, but you can’t get those chips out of your head.
    -chips ahoy probably

    • @gardfieldhatesmondays6155
      @gardfieldhatesmondays6155 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lasgna man

    • @isaackleiner8367
      @isaackleiner8367 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When the class is too silent because the chips made it silent.

    • @ferp213
      @ferp213 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@isaackleiner8367 😳

    • @Shorts-fb9jx
      @Shorts-fb9jx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you're canadian, then your meidian.

    • @tord..6544
      @tord..6544 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      60th like

  • @fadedrainbow1014
    @fadedrainbow1014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “When your house is on fire, but the cookies are what you desire!”
    -Chips Ahoy maybe

  • @ytchannel1521
    @ytchannel1521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I laughed for 5 minutes straight after I heard the “hey what’s up guys welcome back to the hydraulic press channel” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ferp213
    @ferp213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    When the world is dead but you can’t get the chips taste out your head

  • @helpmereach45ksubswithoutvideo
    @helpmereach45ksubswithoutvideo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Cursed memes is what we need

    • @murdersandman691
      @murdersandman691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I subbed

    • @un_vex4936
      @un_vex4936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@murdersandman691 don’t do that, it’s what they want

    • @murdersandman691
      @murdersandman691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like supporting people

    • @BrodysOnXbox
      @BrodysOnXbox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@un_vex4936 exactly

    • @StoreReference
      @StoreReference 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cool dude you almost reached your goal, but look I have been on TH-cam for about 1 year and only got 10 subs. But you just get it in 90 days. I'm pissed cuz you put almost no effort into it and you just copied the idea from others. Now I sound like a boomer.

  • @heh5867
    @heh5867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    18:44 wow what a coincidence I had an ad about that song 7 minutes earlier in this video

  • @kickaboi12
    @kickaboi12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "How disrespectful is it when your younger sibling is taller than you"
    - Person who failed primary school

  • @pfosti2085
    @pfosti2085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This format is insanely funny :))

  • @L1M.L4M
    @L1M.L4M 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    ඞ: Hey, i heard ⅓ people are currently reading.
    ඞ: So are you reading?
    ඞි: Nah, are you?
    ඞ: No...
    ඔ ඕ

    • @Enderia2
      @Enderia2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was reading this comment?

    • @L1M.L4M
      @L1M.L4M 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Enderia2 yea

    • @qtqxiz7835
      @qtqxiz7835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice shoe…

    • @L1M.L4M
      @L1M.L4M 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@qtqxiz7835 tank

    • @fatjustiny593
      @fatjustiny593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amogus

  • @levipirate8647
    @levipirate8647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cooke is bathing in his own blood and has blisters all over

  • @ronjosh
    @ronjosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alternative title:how to awaken your dark humor

  • @_ykarcaneedits_
    @_ykarcaneedits_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    #Dailydoseofmemes
    Teacher: Why are you laughing?
    Me nothing
    My brain: Axeolotl

  • @zquie
    @zquie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:06 I live in Czech Republic, are you kidding me? I've never saw that... I didn't know I can become a youtube star that easily

  • @Mineifyyy
    @Mineifyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Back at it again with the memes

    • @Yukzula
      @Yukzula 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Back at it again at Krispy Kremes

    • @awilburfan9051
      @awilburfan9051 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @grumpydixie1645
    @grumpydixie1645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:07 there's also chocolate chips exposed to the outside so does that mean is blood is exposed to outside, also he is sitting next to a chocolate bar, does that mean he is sitting next to a bar of flesh?

    • @ThatD1spynser
      @ThatD1spynser 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is having a good life

  • @ChristopherCapersJones
    @ChristopherCapersJones ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:50 Okay, THIS is the funniest entry of the entire video.

  • @gamieplays4807
    @gamieplays4807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Once I saw a kid crying because he lost his parents in the building that caught fire and I pointed to that building and said
    "The fire is there, go jump in it"

  • @kataraudell3766
    @kataraudell3766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao these are the best

  • @TheOnlyBlancy
    @TheOnlyBlancy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    List of things I hate:
    1. Ppl who abbreviate people
    2. Ppl hoo kant spel
    4. Ppl hoo kant count
    5. Lists
    6. Ppl hoo repeat themselves
    6. Ppl hoo repeat themselves
    7. Ppl hoo say "like if u agree"
    8. Ppl hoo dont understand the joke
    Like if u agree

  • @bdx165
    @bdx165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thumbnail alternative thumbnail: "I've found the new definition of bloodbath"
    #dailydoseofmemes

  • @Eggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh
    @Eggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Can you stop not wanting to void your life warranty?”

  • @lenkakucerova7235
    @lenkakucerova7235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:04 Finally, im proud of my country ✊🇨🇿

  • @amberkat8147
    @amberkat8147 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The staple gun one was hilarious.

  • @Mo_Mauve
    @Mo_Mauve 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "when the shampoo is going into your eyes but you can't let the shower demon get you" is so relatable

  • @charlee7065
    @charlee7065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hear me out, on the title it has a chocolate chip cookie bathing in chocolate and someone called it disgusting. BUT, humans are made out of water so technically we're bathing in 60% of ourselves.

  • @homoroki
    @homoroki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ah, yes. Daily dose of memes.

    • @abysmalbeat1268
      @abysmalbeat1268 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cursed*

    • @homoroki
      @homoroki 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abysmalbeat1268 but it’s still memes right?

    • @abysmalbeat1268
      @abysmalbeat1268 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@homoroki yes, cursed memes

  • @arandompersonwhoisdefinite6814
    @arandompersonwhoisdefinite6814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When the blood is trippy but you want that chippy.

  • @SilverMSM
    @SilverMSM 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When the impostor is suspicious, but the chips are delicious.

  • @jackbeauchamp6716
    @jackbeauchamp6716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:21
    The amount of up-votes this has and the context made me spit out me drink!

  • @retrosniperrus
    @retrosniperrus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That one guy with 200iq be like

  • @ethanmccorkle6693
    @ethanmccorkle6693 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The deer one took me a minute but as soon as it clicked I wish it hadn’t.

  • @zodgilla3926
    @zodgilla3926 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:38 my reply would be "I got a unlimited supply of memes" and my friends reply would be "WTF"

  • @arianberbati4769
    @arianberbati4769 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:47 I actualy saw that video and that comment before lol

  • @jarrodhendrickson7758
    @jarrodhendrickson7758 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:33 had me dying when I saw “spawn trap”

  • @sovietmonke5760
    @sovietmonke5760 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:21 I KNOW YOUR HOME ADDRESS SIR-PEWTER.

  • @jerriejoen
    @jerriejoen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:39 I am the younger sibling but my older sibling didn't try to kill me but save me from killing myself when I was young. On a vacation I walked into a deep swimming Pool in a resort and my older sibling alerted my parents so I didn't die. Now I am almost as tall as she is.

    • @ayumulaikam5885
      @ayumulaikam5885 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would you want to kill them yourself?

  • @voltage6338
    @voltage6338 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    18:47
    Guy: ‘Dis da kind of song people wake from a coma to turn off’
    Me:’Does that include Baby Shark’

  • @FredotheNPC69
    @FredotheNPC69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My mom:i bought you a puppy!! : )
    Me thinking:am i suppose to eat it alive?

  • @ombaaa
    @ombaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:03 its pissing me off how he said my twice

  • @karenbartels2852
    @karenbartels2852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    everyone knows kids are juicier and more stretchy the sooner it's ready the more stretchy it is dogs are harder and furrier (that's why I call myself a furry)

  • @mooshroom3475
    @mooshroom3475 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now that's what is called "Bloodbath"

  • @finallyfinder7840
    @finallyfinder7840 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:00
    You as Vietnam: I am already Vietnam

  • @ssieej3820
    @ssieej3820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:50 ayo jaden animations

  • @applebackh5092
    @applebackh5092 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Meme at 1:34: “How disrespctful is it when a younger sibling is taller than you“
    Me who is taller than my oldest sibling and almost as tall as my mom: guess I’ll die

  • @ortzialberdiazpiazu7431
    @ortzialberdiazpiazu7431 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this video shows how sick some people are

  • @MEME_GOD_
    @MEME_GOD_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Proof that Reddit is a unholy place :

    • @Trickster-is1pe
      @Trickster-is1pe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i use reddit like 80% of the time so i guess so

  • @korbancline431
    @korbancline431 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:50
    the sencor for tentacle ended up saying testicle lol

  • @Yeeterminator
    @Yeeterminator 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:35 seen that photo for a second time never knew it was a middle finger

  • @pooop5512
    @pooop5512 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the rtx one with the deer doesn't make sense bc rtx makes things look more real but great content

  • @ImNextInLine
    @ImNextInLine 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me when my post is in the thumbnail: heart attack 1000

  • @Shorts-fb9jx
    @Shorts-fb9jx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cursed comment: when you see your meal, make a deal.

  • @user-kf6um6fx3d
    @user-kf6um6fx3d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    in the thumbnail he is bathing in his hair.

  • @tpsplatinum3562
    @tpsplatinum3562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:34 There's laughter in slaughter

  • @Number_1_monday_Hater
    @Number_1_monday_Hater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:02 I can confirm this is true

  • @author-child7651
    @author-child7651 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:15 how about i bring a nokia phone *giggles evilly*

  • @Rbobloxboy
    @Rbobloxboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:37 how easy it is to bleach your eyes out

  • @shadooooooostayss
    @shadooooooostayss 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:24 OH GOD THAT WOULD BE SO TERRIBLE-

  • @TaMarvio2129
    @TaMarvio2129 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:25
    "he's out of line but he's right!"😱😱😱😱😱😱

  • @Gino_andTonic
    @Gino_andTonic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:03 that post was definitely made by some 28 year old living in their moms basement who makes out with body pillows

  • @yuuki2493
    @yuuki2493 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:38 that kinda offended me since I’m from Poland but oh well

  • @abcdefghijk12e5
    @abcdefghijk12e5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:40 that's so true

  • @blankspace9452
    @blankspace9452 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When your life is falling apart, but the chips are making you start.
    Chips Ahoy.

  • @karolekpm2023
    @karolekpm2023 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me from Poland:my time has come

  • @tay_piss_saucer_mk.400
    @tay_piss_saucer_mk.400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The first one is accurate

  • @sansationaljerry5546
    @sansationaljerry5546 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:42 they had us in the first part ngl

  • @masoniangod8458
    @masoniangod8458 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The one with the Octopus grabbing the guy is in the city just west of me

  • @ThatD1spynser
    @ThatD1spynser 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I will type myself into the next corpse I find, wish me luck

  • @_.gumball1175
    @_.gumball1175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:07 guys he is talking about bloodbath from geometry dash

  • @stingray748
    @stingray748 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    alternative title: underrated comments that should be overrated

  • @France688
    @France688 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:03
    He's literally bathin' in his own blood

    • @ABozowithDignity
      @ABozowithDignity 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's literally what the video said

    • @bdx165
      @bdx165 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *new definition of bloodbath*

  • @darkpheonix2759
    @darkpheonix2759 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everyone that seen the thumbnail be like: hol' up wait a minute

  • @djvos1787
    @djvos1787 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:35 Papyrus is disrespecting sans?

  • @amyyunker9532
    @amyyunker9532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    if the comment in the title is true then the cookie has holes in him that are continuesly bleeding and he is hiding his pain

    • @starzrvv
      @starzrvv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you deserve to go in this video.

  • @whatdoyouexpect9995
    @whatdoyouexpect9995 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:28
    Why did the voice over sounded like he would enjoy that

  • @alexanderkijatschenko8687
    @alexanderkijatschenko8687 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:40 you invade Poland but....
    THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

  • @k_k8490
    @k_k8490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh Shit, That Thumbnail 😂😂😂

  • @Sillygumbal123
    @Sillygumbal123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wait... if the cookie was bathing in his blood would that make each individual chocolate chip like a wound? Or maybe they are pimples full of blood.

  • @erudits5671
    @erudits5671 ปีที่แล้ว

    14:44 no no no, thats waldos job

  • @tommy21469
    @tommy21469 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:49 why did he swap tentacle for testicle like bro that’s WORSE!

  • @the711devin4
    @the711devin4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:11 The prefix “Kilo”, meaning thousand: Am I a joke to you?

  • @RobertWilkinsonJKekMaloy
    @RobertWilkinsonJKekMaloy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    21:27 imma curious as to this new turn of events: dude confesses to a crime online, can that come back to bite him in the ass later? I mean, this guy literally put out there that he and his crew were the perpetrators of what is either an open investigation or a cold case, i want to know if he got busted.

  • @fluffybulletpog1924
    @fluffybulletpog1924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok guys where going to this new restaurant called the adoption center

  • @meganparisrose7311
    @meganparisrose7311 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:19 was ILLEGAL 🤣

  • @santiagomoreno8640
    @santiagomoreno8640 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:28 so, that's why i don't have freckles

  • @minicat123yt
    @minicat123yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:34
    ask mario

  • @nabongobong9155
    @nabongobong9155 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Somebody: can i be an artist?
    The universe: 0:35
    Somebody: thats it, im going to conquer europe

  • @shadowflamegaming7446
    @shadowflamegaming7446 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:50 we just gonna ignore Jaiden with the cursed comment? I had to do a double-take when I saw who it was lol

  • @hannahoang8788
    @hannahoang8788 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:36 my last text was “i’m armerican” that would spook them away

  • @MG-zz8eb
    @MG-zz8eb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    14:15 I can relate sooo much I am also a turkish man living in Germany 😂

  • @ioioioioioioi
    @ioioioioioioi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The people who made these coments are lengends

  • @greenxenon4
    @greenxenon4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:33 Only when it’s open casket tho

  • @TheWeirdWritter
    @TheWeirdWritter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:55 no no hes gatta point

  • @shadowlar749
    @shadowlar749 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    when it's time for you to die, but the chips are subline.
    chips ahoy, here for happy

  • @lagst_8257
    @lagst_8257 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i call my teacher mom...
    ON PURPOSE

  • @jotaropinochet3671
    @jotaropinochet3671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:55 for those ones who aren't weebs and don't get the joke, boku no pico is literally gay

  • @ABozowithDignity
    @ABozowithDignity 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:43 the movie would be a comedy if my username was the title

  • @gamingcapybara4761
    @gamingcapybara4761 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    r/cursed comments people:first time?

  • @hazmatsquad8735
    @hazmatsquad8735 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the volkswagen golf can make it to poland in one tank

  • @heliosapollyon4391
    @heliosapollyon4391 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Getting stabbed sucks but getting shot hurts and if the bullet is in you that s**t burns like you can't imagine!!!!! I've been both trust me you would rather be stabbed then shot

  • @NathanTowles
    @NathanTowles 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:40
    Apparently mine’s “it’s already open”
    Well alrighty then