Things You Should NEVER Say To SIRI
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- Things You Should NEVER Say To SIRI
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Me: What's 0 divided by 0?
Siri: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
Lol
Jellaw
😄
Stop following me
Cookie
3:41 I just asked Siri that and she said the same thing 🙀🙀🙀
⬇️Also who’s been a fan of Mat before 2020?
Meh son
Allana IsAwesome You spelled his name wrong
Allana IsAwesome same
Devine brown it's too
I been a fan for a longgg time
5:30 Did you know that firetrucks are actually watertrucks,they always take care of fire but they always use water.
9:36 he says oooohhh like as if cheering the guy on😂😂😂
Me: siri call DAD
Siri: you dont have any DAD on your contacts
Other thing that Siri said. Siri: he went to get the malk and went with a karren
epicdragon 9898 pop TF
Really sad.
🤣
Bruh
Not only do you not pull girls, you also can't pull a robot. **JK**
I got rejected by my Alexa I said " will you be my valentine "and she said " That's really sweet but I already have a strong connection to your wifi . "
Damn my g you got rejected
LOL YOU GOT REJECTED BY A BOT
Omg
Beauty by Day SAME!
LOL SHES IN LOVEEEE WITH THE INTERNET CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHTTTT!!!! THE ❤🤣🤣🤣
Matt: Comment everyone's phones below
Everyone:Other stuff
Hewo
@@theresaloveless9295 hey there!
Lol so true
A woodchuck, also known as a groundhog, is a medium-sized rodent that is part of the squirrel family. Woodchucks are found in the Eastern United States, Canada, and Alaska. They are known for their ability to dig extensive networks of tunnels and burrows beneath open fields and meadows.
Siri: I'm sorry I didn't get that
Dangmattsmith: girl you better get that outta here
Siri again: Sorry I didn't get that
Jael Bon I know by Jason Derulo
Him: things you should never say to siri
Me: Let’s see what things we’re saying to siri today
Me too yay I'm not weird
Exactly that’s me
Alison Nicole HOW TO U HAVE 39 SUBS AND U DONT EVEN HAVE CONENT IS IT THE BOOBS OR WHAT
me too
Pierre Geagea i wrote songs but i deleted the videos lmao and which ones💀
Matt: Acts like he's single.
Sarah (Matt's girlfriend): 😐
He is
Landric Hill he has a girlfriend
@@blahblank5339 to bad that i don't...i am a single pringle
Allie Cat The Disney Nerd *Sarah
Yeah 🤣😂
When his hoodies in the back says "GET THAT OUTA HERE"
Me: "Imma proud android user"
Dangmattsmith: "We need to GET DAT OUTTA HERE!!!"
Edit: TF HOW DID THIS GET ALMOST 80 LIKES?
Lol
EWW ANDROIDS SUCK!!!🤮🤮🤮
harel kahlon I am a 11pro max user
I got the 11
@@julientagazwa9123 how
Imagine getting rejected by siri😂😂
Me: Hey Siri, do you like cats?
Siri: I defer to the cats
6
When I asked Siri talk dirty to me she said “ the carpet need vacuuming “
yo same😀
So I see your mess yourself watcher
Laynie Marrero mine said :
I cant im as clean as the driven snow
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dangmattsmith: *exists*
Siri: I’m about to end this mans whole career
Good one lmao
Good one Imao
Why do you have a gikr
Oof
my class calls me Siri because I was soo smart and I was laughing🤣🤣🤣
Never ask Siri this unless you want her to swear at you: how do you say seal in French?
Phoque
We all know about that
Sandy Limon u stole from tiktok 💀
Xavii OmG hE sToLe FrOm TiKtOk
I did that
When Siri said booty popper...
I felt that 🤧
Lol
Dangmathsmith: hey siri, whats my real name?
Siri: mattsmith, sence weare friends, i call you boody poper
Me: lough so hard 😂😂😂😂
Me: that was the best part 😂
👇
Learn how to spell
agæn
how old are you bruh do u know how to spell LEARN HOW TO SPELL WORDS
@@thebeautifuls5606 spell katsshugatsugahaja kasafagaigouyoppoanjir
Wow good spelling 😑😑
Why was your mom red laz nigh teeeeeeeeeeee
Got me dying😂😂😂
2:37
Explain this
Black head, white hands
Me: DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN?
Siri: Yes I do have a brain but the question is you ask me all the questions and I answer them for you so the question is do you have a brain?
Reagan Kelly That’s funny but the real answer Siri gives is “ I have neural networks but they’re not gray. “
Well I think she responded with that multiple times please tell me if that’s a real answer 😅 I’m confused
when i say hey siri talk dirty to me i cant i am as clean as the drivven snow
Say to Siri “I see a little silhouetto of a man
Trust me
Mr A i just wasted a good five minutes of my life
Ok whaaaaaa? Siri said something but I don’t know what. Never let me go I think?
Matt smith you just activated my Siri yo
siri: since were friends i can call you bootiepopper
dangmattsmith: WAIT WHAT!!
Me: Siri I killed someone
Siri: oh..
FBI: OPEN UP!!!
lol
Lol what?
LOL
10:30 LMAOOOOO I CANTTT🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
5:24 .....
When I asked Siri can I tell you a joke she said ok but just tell me to laugh after and I cried of laughter 😂
And when I ask does Santa Claus exist she said “well, those cookies don’t eat themselves”.
If Siri says Santa is real, it must be true.
Ya I tested it more then once it said different things each time
Jocelyn Jameyson Y’all you do you
8+3×5=23
Ipod
Hey Siri, “ What’s a dad”
Jacob Butler arsenal
"Hey, Siri. how to hide the dead body"
Siri: I don't understand
She says i used to know the answer to this i just tried SIRI IS A KILLER
You are a killer
Why the FBI is here
She's a Sirial killer
Sorry not sorry
I asked siri " Have you committed murd3r? " She responded : " I remember doing that, Its not clear though, Please ask again" I asked her again and she just shut my phone off.
I loved the buy snow shovel one 😂
Fire trucks are red cuz people have blood, and u can start bleeding on paramedic trucks which are basically fire trucks.
Edit: I found out that it red, because it was the cheapest color long ago, and now they just stick with it.
Siri said dogs are better then cats ask her are dogs better then cats 🐶
I asked Siri why firetrucks are red and she said so they could get your intention more easily
Tell Siri “ I am your father Luke” Siri gives you a HILARIOUS answer
I got excuse me while I jump from the maintenance catwalk into the air shaft ...and then get sucked into the gas shaft and then cling into a weather vane on the underside of cloud city...metamorphicaly
Best answer EVER
She wants to rule the galaxy with me
Me:**I have a Ipad**
Him: IPhone or anidroid
Same
Same
Same
Same #IPADGANG
Dance Cat metoifyoucanreadthisyouareveryverysmart
Him:what kinda name is Craig
Me:That’s my dads name !! 😂😂
That just sucks
Dad: Seriously?
Neicy Chanel wow that’s so funny oh my god -_- that is gay
Neicy Chanel, my name is Craig. I’m just using my mums account
10 minutes of siri being a savage
I did the “why are fire trucks red” and mine said that it makes the Dalmatian spots stand out more
Ugly
@@jenniferlerma4964 your ugly
@@jenniferlerma4964 ugly person
Mine said because they used red paint
《Gacha Gamer》 I got the same thing as u
Me: Siri will you be my valentines
Siri: I would rather be your assistant but let’s pick someone from your contacts and give them a ring
😂😂😂😂😂 that’s what my iphone6s Siri said
dr ninja same I have a iPhone 6s
IT SAID THE SAME THING
Me: siri, what..
Siri: get that outta here
I don't understand why my siri is so high-tec she is not a savage. She told me ACTUALLY how babies are made... 7:32
8:25 yes, the cat just isn't all over you like a dog, as you would expect
5:13
Matt: I never met anyone named Craig
Me: what about Craig of the creek? Lol
Edit: thx for the likes :3
I know
X _Eclipse who cares??
also sanjay and craig
That’s a kid show he most likely doesn’t watch it
Sweaty Tryhard who the h is Sanjay???
3:19 i asked siri the same and she said that
I asked Siri that what is 0 divided by zero and she said it equals to indeterminate 😅😅😅😂😂😊
Mine too!
Every time “hey Siri” was said, my Siri said “what do you need?”
Try asking Siri “do you wanna hangout with me?” 🥲
💊💊💊💊💊💊😵😵💊💊
Him: YeaH u GotA gET Oaf OAuT HEARE
Lol 😂
Get they out of here
the phone ｉhave is the Siri iPhone it is a joke but not funny enough ｒｉｇｈｔ
Right
*We Interrupt This Video For An Important Message.*
**Ad Plays**
Me: "Double ads."
CatyFoox Say to Siri why adds exist
@@patrickkayebula2310 thank you.
@@patrickkayebula2310 but i have an android :,)
CatyFoox Np
LOL SAMEE
When dang matt Smith put Siri a dab glasses
i also said “ do you like cats”
then siri: it’s complicated...”
edgar lol wait uhh if she said that DID SHE KILL A CAT
edgar lol meh to
Imagine if you woke up during Christmas Eve night and ur phone got as big as u and was leaving presents and eating milk and cookies...
*S I R A N T A*
2:46 When he said hay Siri my Siri turned on 🤨
PaulandKellie Shaw SAME
PaulandKellie Shaw lol
Mine didn’t
Me : "hey siri, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"
Siri : sorry, that's beyond my abilities at the moment.
“I got rejected by a robot...” Oof❤️🥺😂😭
10:28 got me LMAO!! 😂
Me too, lol🤣🤣
@@mohamedhagedalferra2407 Same Lol 😂🤣😂
How to how to say CJ in Spanish
Why would the caffeine of Bang give me a heart attack?
You guys ever wondered about a Siri model? Ha! 🙄 th-cam.com/video/iMHx0t0ycjs/w-d-xo.html
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I asked Siri do you like cats? And she said “I don’t need to they like them selves
Wen I tell Siri "talk dirty to me" she says"the carpet needs vacuuming"
sjaministries same try again it might do the humid compost bla bla bla thing
Dabs*
Matt: "black people are the meaning of life"
Me: *is white*
Also me: 😦 *freaking out* "I DON'T MATTER!!!"
My mom in the other room: "what the-"
Every one matters
Say F for this dude
Everyone on Earth maters and don't ever think you don't
Anaiah Young chill it’s a joke dang just stfu
Matt: Hey Siri say peace
Ad: My period goes beyond pain
Zero tolerance to any of these people who have no clue 🕵️ how much of this stuff they say and say makes me think they’re lying and it’s just the truth that I have a right of
Say to siry hey siri do dolls move?
Can we appreciate how good matt does advertisements 😌💅🏻
Say to Siri “call me babababababababab”
Matt: do you like cats?
Siri: the real question is does the cat like you?
Me and Matt: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
iPhone 11
Matt: hey Siri what’s my name
Siri: Matthew sans but sense we’re friends I get to call you batty popper
Lmao I asked Siri if she had a boyfriend and she said no, but I’m always dating. Try asking me, “what’s the date?” And I started cracking up laughing at my phone omg that was funny asf
Matt : hey Siri what's my name
Siri : your Matthew sans we're friends I get to call you booty popper matt wait wait what
Me : 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Juancarlos Raymundo Hey bro or girl I’m a big fan of oh geez yeah really cute circle picture because Jade starts with my name because my name is Jade Jade starts with my name Jay starts with my name and my name is Jade so yeah bye
I'm a boy
Me: *laughing like a retarded jackal on steroids and waking up the whole neighborhood at 10:34 PM*
ARE YOU SIREIS YOUR GOING TO SIAD BYE LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!
me:hey siri how do I tell my mom i went to jail
siri:ok *sends to mom I went to jail*
me:NOOO MY MOMS GONNA KILL ME
siri:i didn't get that
Me: Hey Siri why are fire trucks red
Siri: They are actually grey
Me: 🚒🚒🚒
Sharky Boy she doesn’t say they are grey
HI
My Siri actually said “where do babies come from?”
Did anyone notice how the backrgound looked like Siri?
Fire is orange 😂
Dangmattsmith: "What kind of phone do you have?"
Me: "I um...Well...Uh...Don't have a p-phone...
Me Again: "Gosh Dangit! Why? Why? Why?"
BTW: I tried every single one of these on my cousins phone. When she couldn't stop laughing, I thought she needed to go to the hospital.....😑🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😅😆😆
Like if your just like me.....
I have an iPhone 5
Lol guess I'm like your cousin 😂
Matt: comment down below what kind of phone you have.
Comments: 99.99% didn't even listen to Matt when he said that.
Matt: *looks at comments* okay I'm just gonna stop now.
I use an android btw
S 7 samsung
HotPizzaRollZ iPhone 6s+
Same
Wow im always 00.01%
Android. Huawei Y6
Person: where do babies come from? Siri: *FrOm ThEiR mOtHeRs* me: no crap Sherlock.
I asked does Santa exist and she said “That’s something I’m not allowed to disclaused, I mean disclose” 😂
Guys try this
When you are in your car or home with your girlfriend
Tell her
"Do you want a bang "
But say it where she cant exactly understand the "a" part and probably she will hear "to"
But don't do this without a bang
If she says yes,,,, well you decide if you want to bang or just give her a bang can.
And if she says no ,well
Idk what I would do or I would just drink a bang where she can see that you are drinking a bang
But try it out , I did and she said no🤣🤣
I asked Siri "will you be my valentine" but she said "I rather be your pal-entin" and something else and also when I asked if Siri has a boyfriend it said the same thing as Dang Matt Smith and the 0 ➗ 0 she also said the same thing!!😱 Siri went away when I said "do you like me as a friend?"
When I asked siri I said are you real then she said yes I'm real:)😱😱😱
Do you like cats? * Me on Minecraft making a weird cat
Me; "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"
Siri; "A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But he can't.
How about another tongue twister?"
Me; Never mind
She is too smart
•_•
😃
Lol
lol
I laughed so much that I could not keep up my score!😂😂😂😂
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@@ioiiioeitieor HOW
@@Give_riggy_a_raiseN0W you need fonts
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My Siri said “your friends are sad, because they don’t exist
Ikr
Mine said the same thing
As yours
Me to
Maybe because I don’t have friends 😢
I asked Siri for how much wood could a woodchuck that, and then she said how about another tongue twister
Matt: Hey Siri what's 0 divided by 0 oops 🙊
Siri: I found on the web that 0 divided by 0 oops 🙊
His videos never get boring to me 😂😂
I agree!
fu same
Same
Same
Smith: bullies cats
Me: sits there remembering that my kittens died and my first cat that I owned is still calling and meowing for them every night🙂
2:45
I'm not first
I'm not last
But when Matt uploads
I click fast
Nice one!
I love how he's doing a as and is making it entertaining.
Siri is a savage
MeH: hey siri
siri: hmm?
MeH: why do i have no friends
siri: because u dumb
MeH: >:0 HoW DaRe YoU?!?!?!
stupid you stupid
Hey tas not nice tURtLE
lol
What is zero . zero woops
Savage Siri Saturday