Far Cry has aged like a fine milk
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- Far Cry has aged like a fine milk, yummy lumps
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On Tomodachi life, he should really introduce Defaults brother - Generic
I stand behind this
we need the one and only Username!
If only his Tamadotchi Life save file didn't get corrupted
yellow bat wait, it did?
@@callmeturg unfortunately, yeah. He said it on twitch I think about a week ago
“Well if I’m dead I guess that’s the end of that”
Yep that’s how it usually works
@@JohnPlayerDaniel He also say I should jump off a cliff because I self promote
Buddhist/hindu people: well yes, but actually no
I was genuinely surprised he didn’t say “and today we’re doing something a little bit different” ... I’m so used to it now it just crosses me as his catchphrase now...
Lol soon he'll be like: "Today we're doing something different. We're going to play a game."
By not saying he's doing something a little bit different he did something a little bit different
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@@lonelyjessie8383 STOLEN
@@yeaman8111 why would you do that?
5:00 "Im out in a middle of this desert"
-Kevin on a beach
as someone that lives in a desert, this killed me lol
"His voice is so generic, his look is so generic"
He's Default, but male
Default Male Action Hero's the name, being generic and having no real character traits or motivation is the game.
My name is not important what is important is what I am going to do
@Alvi Syahri I usually refer to Default as they. It's what Kevin usually calls them and it's gender neutral.
The irish Mr. O'Riley calling things generic is just awesome
Man: You, are you okay?
Kevin:*stabs him*
His way of saying "yes. I'm ok"
What, you egg?
V The Gamecat legit thought that too wth
that wasn't a stab! that was just a slightly too forceful handshake!
@@cvspvr it wasn't a stab, it was just a violent pass of the knife officer
Kevin hates cars so much, he drowns and crashes them consistently without even consciously thinking about it.
Who wouldn't? after being hit by a car....
@@valentinamenazamora4209 Unless it was one of those autonomous cars, it's rather the fault of the driver, you know
@Jordan pollard What he should do is playing Carmageddon
@@Andriej69 these are jokes though. Don't be so literal.
Far cry 1 AI: Is known for it's bullshit Level sight, hearing and accuracy.
Far cry 1 AI the moment kevin touches the game: mY BrAiN hUrTs
I think Kevin is also stupidly good at FPS games though.
The reason is ubisoft fucked up by adding in New patch AI before was much more fair. It can be fixed with an mod for those wondering
@@goldenwolfe5085
The original game ai wasn't that great, I played it in 2004 and served not much else than a overly expensive benchmark... Like crysis, actually...
@@1r0zz i wasnt saying it was great. I said it was much more fairer
@@1r0zz hey i liked that game and still do, but ubi ? nah !
Kevin always says “Hey there friends, how’s it goin?” But nobody ever says “Hey there Kevin, how’s it goin?”
So, Hey there Kevin, how’s it goin?
See that, I like.
I am a PERSON Hehe
you dont know what i do
Nicolalala X I say it, but then I realize that Kevin can’t hear me
@@callmeturgwhat
Ai:
Kevin: (throws rock)
Ai: (dislocates shoulder, breaks both elbows, and summons Satan) WHO'S THEREeEe
It's a very sophisticated and intelligent AI. It knows what to do when Kevin joins the game.
“There’s just a dead guy next to a car”
In an alternate universe, where the hit placed on Kevin was successful
that must be a horrible universe
Ooh dark
is this stolen from Kevin? th-cam.com/video/ztgtC4aivL4/w-d-xo.html
@@callmeturg report me
@@anniedangerface report me, with the link
Kevin: **Takes cover behind fuel tank**
God damn it, Kevin.
He's not the hero we deserve. But god damnit. He's the hero we need
@@SoggyCoffeeAddict pretty sure he is the one we deserve
The kind of hero who shoots first and drives cars into the ocean later
I didn't know default had a twin brother with the same name.
The lore on this channel runs deep
i love how this game's difficulty randomly switches from "a literal sleeping cat could beat it", to dark souls 4
“Aged like a fine milk”, I see what you did there
I like old milk
Yum
Chunk Milk Tasty Mhm
I'mma use that.
my love life has aged like a fine milk
What, do you not keep the milk in the fridge for a two decades? The chunks that appear are the best part of the drinking experience.
5:20 POV: You're driving past a movie theater
Imagine if him screaming underwater just automaticly killed him because a ton of water got into his body
"Im like a shark, i smell blood in the water" *3 seconds later* "AGH!" "AHHH"
when will we be getting Jimp Pickens scented candles?
*asking for a friend.*
what would that smell like? Blood?
👀👀👀
@whats my name? nobody knows Jim but a simp
Call Me Turg few ideas
1) breadsticks
2) blood
3) paint
4) blowfish
5) that “damp basement” smell
The fact that someone can scream underwater clear as day is impressive
Yes.
It is very impressive.
Clearly it isn't real water
Kevin: Far cry has aged like fine milk
Me: don't you mean fine wine
Kevin: I know what I said
Did I stutter?
“He must have fallen down the stairs”
He clearly died from dabbing
"This just turned into an apology video. Im so sorry."
Wait. Is he sorry, that this video turned into an apology video or is it part of said video and he is sorry about the bad farcry jokes?
Damnit, now Im confused! Kevin should apologise in the next video for that!
when u beat far cry 5 the villain's cult gets disassembled and he angrily starts a patreon to keep his agenda alive
Far cry 6 is when patreon stops him and he seeks revenge
WHY DID YA KILL ARTHUR
slagmeister he was smelly.
Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)
Dan dan dan 👋🏼
@@anniedangerface Default Default 👋
@@anniedangerface default default default dan default dan dino
Finally a comment that isn’t a comment bot begging for subs.
@@polaroperatr9243 ikr, those comments suck
Kevin: ‘He looks so generic with a generic body and tribal tattoos’
Jason Brody: ‘Am I a joke to you?’
The Tatau was slightly more unique just because it wasn't a bicep chain.
"I love and understand this video!"
- A real human 100% satisfaction guaranteed.
*Day 11 of processes*
Last time when Kevin had island madness he sang “Under the Sea”
This time he died
New mod for the Far Cry series: "Far Cry except there's more scream than cry", and your character only screams for every voice line.
Sounds like a fun mod.
@@nikkiesona AAAAAAAAAAAH
@@krimsonklaww611 Sorry, didn't mean to scare you there. I understand, though, my profile picture can be unnerving.
@@krimsonklaww611 Also, I was right. The screaming is more fun than words.
@@nikkiesona AAAAAAAAAAAH
Far Cry: the Oblivion of first person shooters.
Far Cry: The over the top generic action movie of first person shooters.
don’t u disrespect oblivion
more like Morrowind :)
Okay, let's throw down.
I unironically love this game, man such a blast from the past.
Hot take: the Main Character is the male version of Default.
O.O
Hefault
Generic action man is fairly similar to Default, come to think of it.
Name's Jack Carver cuz he's carved like a cookie-cutter
"Harry Potter just jumps into holes without knowing if there's a way out on the other side."
Ginny is a lucky woman.
It took me quite a while to get that
He went from crawling into THE Chamber of Secrets to save her to crawling into HER Chamber of Secrets.
@@Xehanort10 Oh my god, stop it
*turns my own corpse stay all the way down to freak out my religious relatives when i die*
Mmmmm, chunky sour far cry milk
Man, I love having to chew my milk
You’re legit like 13 wtf
Mr lintlickers me? i’m 19 but idk what that’s got to do with anything :p
@@lintlickers ?? If you're talking to me I'm literally 19 too
Chunky lemon far cry milk
Game: Corpse stay (Secs): 30
Me: *Pfft! Rookie* numbers! Add a lot of zeroes at the end. 😀
I sense a GrayStillPlays reference
Kevin’s the only thing keeping me sane in quarantine
Quarantine is already over
Quarantine has only just begun for me.
RiccoVR not in my state
@@RiccoVR Ha, must be nice.
Same
I remember that when I played this game I thought "this is the best graphics will ever get. There's no way graphics can be better than this ever."
Remember kevin i put you on this earth
Kevin: driving a car and running over people
New title of the video "Revenge Simulator"
Day 10 of asking Kevin to make Default and Turg fall in love and start a family in the Sims (though I don't *really* care one way or the other.)
y e s
Call Me Turg TURG!
Default Default DEFAULT
Yes
Kevin, heart that!
2:39 not knowing what is the use button and being stuck at that door brings me so much nostalgia
Day 1 of telling Kevo that we love and appreciate him
edit: I’m not sure I’ll be able to keep doing this, due to irl circumstances. Please continue in my absence. Kevin should know how loved he is.
This is true, please continue. I support your efforts in doing this.
Play more old ubisoft games, Splinter cell, Assassin's creed, etc
Far Cry is the finest milk there is, it’s even better than breast milk.
Not better than horse milk
i only drink the finest of breast milks
@@TJ-js7uf Dude
@@TJ-js7uf "horse milk"
Breast milk, you make my day~
One thing that this game still has going for it is its reload animations for the m4... it looks so awesome to this day.
"I wanna go out to open waters", Subnautica might solve it. Anyone for it?
Yesss that would be great!
Yeah but, is there rum in Subnautica?
The ironic thing about far cry jokes is that they're...a far cry from being funny...Don't boo me, I'm leaving
Jack is so generic he could be called...default...
You called?
Aged milk you say? I believe the official term is "chunky lemon milk"
Oh lord. If I wasn’t so neutral-natured, that term might have disgusted me and made me nauseous
yummy lumps
"I understood that reference"
"This is where I'm meant to be! In the Ocean!" Kevin Disney princess confirmed. He was Moana all along
Nah, Ariel.
1:14 : me at 2am coming into my mums room to say i puked
This brought back a lot of memories for me
Those monsters were my biggest fear
I played it a lot with my uncle 15 years ago
He passed away last year
Good evening Kevin, just want to say I've had a tough couple of days, had a breakup yesterday, I've been stressed out of my mind, but you've always been there to help me smile :) thank you DJ Kevi
You’re a loser
@@lintlickers everyone who's lost something, is a loser.
0:41 is proof that Kevin has actually been possessed by Jim Pickens and was the mastermind all along.
8:32 when you don't know if to say Jesus or christ
Jeekist
Kevin: Well easy come easy go-
Me: WILL YOU LET ME GO BISMILLAH-
Kevin it just turned midnight so I officially turned 17 so I technically aged a year during the viewing of this video, I reckon that deserves a heart, joking but I do love your content and I've been a fan for more years than I can remember ❤️
You only aged 12 minutes during watching this video.
1:49 This happens when you try to dab down the stairs.
Holy fr*ck. Uploaded 3 minutes ago? I'm a FAR CRY from being late.
5:50 there's a thing called water snakes. They're creepier than normal snakes due to their ability to swim
Part of the reason this game is so difficult is that on modern PCs, the AI can see through walls and all sorts of other nonsense.
"Hey, you in the shirt!"
I remember this game being amazing when it first came out, at the time it was the most advanced graphics I'd ever seen o_o;
Oh, and I'm pretty sure what would happen if it wasn't instant-killing you is a helicopter magically comes out of nowhere and miniguns you if you go out-of-bounds, but it does like to kill you before you even see where the heck the bullets are coming from.
Man: Look for a guy in a Hawaiian shirt
Me: Takes off shirt and walks away
Problem solved
I like how Ive watched every video for ten months and I’m still finding videos I haven’t watched 10 months ago
Hello kevin, hope you have a good Day!
I remember when i played this game when i was a kid, i had so much fun with the ragdoll physics, but as soon as i reach the first jungle map with tons of mutant i would start from the beginning because i was so scared of them. lol
I'm just so glad that i played FC1 before, it's one of my favorite game.
This game was honestly amazing for it's time and it does hold up quite well with gameplay
Ahh yes aged milk, my favorite drink on a hot summer day
Hey there friends how's it going and today we're going to be bullying an entire franchise
Hi Kevin, just wanted to say I love your videos and that they have helped me through a lot. Thanks! :)
Hey Kev, how are you?
This is kinda wholesome, though.
That milk better be in a fine golden chalice so we can humbly submit a toast to CallMeKevin for playing the original Far Cry
Cheers! *Clinks glass*
Far cry more like close yell
Am I right ladies?
That made me laugh way more than I should’ve
Relaxia lol I do try
One of the things I love about Kevin is he doesn't just play the new games, but he also plays old games, and even games I've never heard of. Not like I'll ever play PETA or Burger King games, but still, good to know they exist
Far Cry 3 will remain one of the best game ever made
Nah, not for me. I actually hate far cry
You have to admit, this game was such fun and felt like an open world. I loved exploring and finding remnants of the Japanese and Americans during WWII.
I love that Kevin calls Jack 'Mr. Generic' while being the most generic Irishman genetically lmao
Takes one to know one.
“Aged Like a fine Milk”
Kevin from the office: More Chunky Lemon Milk!!
The characters were cheesy but for it's time, Far Cry really did look amazing, and I always loved the game
Kevin’s like that freind you haven’t seen in years and when you do it’s like nothing’s changed!
10:32 what did you expect Kevin, you’re a pale boi riding a boat completely exposed to the sunlight
2:26
That rock must give him some arm dislocation.
Play more "Knights of the Old Republic".
Or else...
2:19 GIT IT UP YAE
Kevin: How are you supposed to pass that?!
11 year old me beating this whole game: Pathetic
Weird flex but okay
"Aged like fine milk." Isn't that just I don't know... cheese?
I can’t believe I’m this early, I’m always 4 hours late- anyways
I just wanna say that you’re amazing Kevin and all of your videos have helped me through so much in my life- please keep doing you and stay amazing🥺❤️
Amazing how time flies, when i can remember little Karak being amazed at how good Far Cry looked.
Man this game looks like chunky milk if I’m being honest XD
Going from replaying good ol' Far Cry 5 for the dozenth time to watching this is so amusing.
Day 30 of telling Kevin that he is beautiful ❤️
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Default Default hehe I feel loved :D
@@callmeturg that's cause you are loved
I am a PERSON aww thank you :))
@@callmeturg you're welcome
I remember my pc barely could muster 20fps out of this game... I'm pretty sure my phone could run this with 60fps now. I FEEL OLD.
Far Cry jokes are a far cry from being funny
I’ll be seeing myself out
"I poked my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second and fate shovels *shit* in my face."
"Go get some sleep."
"What are you gonna do?"
"I'll drop by your office tomorrow and we can start sorting this mess out."
Alternate title: farcry but my(kevins) sanity has aged like fine milk
OH MY GOD!!! I remember spending so many hours trying to trick the helicopter that spawns when you go out of bounds so I could go to the island in the distance!
Nostalgia overload
Far Cry has always been a sub par Ubisoft franchise.
C'mon man, Far Cry 3 was good.
Far Cry 1 isnt even ubisoft
This is amazing. This is a pure 2004 generic video game experience.
day 132 of reminding kevin that he’s loved and appreciated
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Love that you are obviously moderately intoxicated in this video, keep it up. Love your stuff!