@@callmechia "única grande y nuestra" if I'm not mistaken, which is Cerveza Cristal's tagline & translates to "unique, great, and ours" according to DeepL.
There was another Cerveza Cristal in free Cuba, later revived for touri$m. I tried one quite a few yrs ago. I still remember very good brew. I think Ortega also brews the Cuban style beer. In Nicaragua for export. The chilena is likely nice
Minor point, In the story of Dune the 10191 year is based on the "A.G." calendar which stands for "After Guild" and refers to the time when the Spacing Guild established a monopoly on all space travel, transport, and Imperial banking throughout the known universe in the year 11,075 A.D. Before this, the years are marked with "B.G.", which means "Before Guild". So it's more like over 21k years in the future.
It could even be more like 25k years in our future, if you adopt the timeline suggested by the Dune Encyclopedia. But your basic point stands, it’s much more than 10k years because of the switch from our Common Era to the Spacing Guild era. Stephen is a master nerd when it comes to LOTR, but his Dune game needs improvement.
3:19 for a 'deep sea fish' I'm pleasantly surprised by its appearance. was expecting something weird and terrifying to look at. after all, it's pitch dark in the deep sea and some fish down there look mind shattering scary
Please let this Cervesa Cristal joke ride out as long as it can. It's comedic gold, as long as it doesn't become overdone; it has to come when we least expect it.
Finally! Someone acknowledges Glorfindel. I was soooo annoyed that his rescue of Frodo was just handed over to Liv Tyler so he could be written out of the movie.
My husband and I LOVE the Cervesa Cristal jokes. We were singing the jingle all last night. It was a pleasant surprise to see it was added in today’s show please keep these jokes coming.
00:04 🎵 Introduction of Louis KO and the Lake Show Band 00:30 🎤 Mention of returning guest: Bernie Sanders 01:36 🔬 Introduction to the Science Segment 01:56 💡 Discussing the Plausibility of Dune's Desert Environment 02:48 🐟 Discovery of a New Walking Fish in Chile 03:32 🐶 The Importance of Walking Your Dog 04:24 👠 Study on the Efficiency of Walking in High Heels 04:59 🎨 Potential Health Risks of Tattoos 05:32 🥤 Health Risks of Drinking Two Cans of Soda a Week 05:53 👋 Wrapping up with Bernie Sanders Coming Up Key Moments by Agent Gold AI
Frank Herbert was well known to have worked out the ecology of Dune with experts and other SF writers over many years. One story I read was that he exchanged ideas with other SF authors who worked extensively with world building, such as Hal Clement, Isaac Asimov and others (not sure if this is a fact or a confabulation). This, coupled with his interest and research in climate stabilization projects all around the world helped him imagine Dune.
Hey, that picture of a Jack Russell Terrier holding a leash, at 3:40 is the cover of The Beginner's Dog Training book that my Dad just bought for me not 10 minutes ago. 😄 Joke's on him though. My dogs usually got free training from my neighbor's dog trainer, at least once a week. 😁
Every couple days for the next month they have to do exactly one Cerveza Cristal bit in an episode. Then after a month make it happen like twice a month for six months. Then after six months make it a rare bit that comes back three times a year when you least expect it.
The Cerveza Cristal series were great. Kudos to the writers' creativity. And creative writers will be able to come up with something equally great. Though while feeling sometimes less creative, maybe tired or drunk, they may continue to spin out more Cerveza Cristal gags.
Cervesa Cristal should be a long running joke 100%. It's so out of left field and stupid it's perfect.
Reminds me of "Is potato!"
Is potato 🥔!
huh...?
Whale! Hahahaha! 😂
No.. they beat that dead horse far too much in this clip...
That Cervesa Cristal bit was absolute 24k GOLD, of course the writers had to milk it for what it's worth 🤣
As someone who grew up in Chile in the 90's, I'm stoked and fascinated of people's reactions to the Cristal bit.
Pretty darn funny!!
Can you please tell me what the background singers are saying in the jingle?
@@callmechia "única grande y nuestra" if I'm not mistaken, which is Cerveza Cristal's tagline & translates to "unique, great, and ours" according to DeepL.
The jingle of cerveza Christal is so 90s it makes me all nostalgic.
Are you from Chile?
There was another Cerveza Cristal in free Cuba, later revived for touri$m. I tried one quite a few yrs ago. I still remember very good brew. I think Ortega also brews the Cuban style beer. In Nicaragua for export.
The chilena is likely nice
Si eres chileno, entonces escribe en tu lengua materna
Such a nerd, and so much love.... Thank you, for being you. #dontstop
Please never stop the Cervesa Cristal jokes. They are pure comedy gold.
You don't know comedy or gold
You an exec hoping to cut advert costs? Those ads were already budget film and AI....
I know I missed something with this. I have no idea where this came from or what it is.
@@Jay-is2jy Why so angry?
Gold, eh? Much like the rich golden color of CERVEZA CRISTAL!!!
Absolutely LOVE every time Stephen geeks out on the Lord of the Rings!
I do, too. Especially since I'm the guy who's shouting out, "Glorfindel!" before he gives the answer. :D
Cervesa Cristal jingle will be stuck in my head for weeks. It’s a banger
1:10-1:27 I lost it. Coffee came out of my nose like a geyser. That laugh came from the depths of my soul!
same
Thank you for the giggles and the laugh out loud moments. I love this segment
I bet Cristal is getting thousands of emails. And they're saying "Que?"
Anyone else have “Cervesa Cristal🎶” stuck in their head on an endless loop? 😂
.... no: wait for it,,, waait.. *¡Cervezaaa...!*
It's been popping up all over
😅🍻
Minor point, In the story of Dune the 10191 year is based on the "A.G." calendar which stands for "After Guild" and refers to the time when the Spacing Guild established a monopoly on all space travel, transport, and Imperial banking throughout the known universe in the year 11,075 A.D.
Before this, the years are marked with "B.G.", which means "Before Guild". So it's more like over 21k years in the future.
But it's 2024AD now, and 10,191 + 11,075 - 2024 = 19,242, so isn't it a bit over 19k years in the future?
It could even be more like 25k years in our future, if you adopt the timeline suggested by the Dune Encyclopedia. But your basic point stands, it’s much more than 10k years because of the switch from our Common Era to the Spacing Guild era. Stephen is a master nerd when it comes to LOTR, but his Dune game needs improvement.
@@calumproctor981yeah, that's why I suck at space math AKA basic simple addition and subtraction.
You guys are awesome.
@@siyax2502 Yeah when I start talking about all my Dune knowledge, women's jaws drop open... as they puke on my shoes.
3:19 for a 'deep sea fish' I'm pleasantly surprised by its appearance. was expecting something weird and terrifying to look at. after all, it's pitch dark in the deep sea and some fish down there look mind shattering scary
It was freaking adorable! What are people scared that it can walk better than they?
Colbert's big dumbfounded smile while holding the People's favorite Chilean beer is beautiful.
Trends que chequear Ámazon. a lo mejor la tienen
Cerveza Cristal needs to be a running part of the show
As a Piper I find the 10 000 year prediction extremely comforting.
Me too actually. I find it beautiful to listen to.
Same. My son is a Piper and loves it
The pipes must blow.
The pipes call out our Scotts blood!
Excellent. And hope you live very, very far away. 😂
Just like the Strike Force Five thunderclap, the cervesa gag will never get old. I'm sure Seth is gonna love it.
😂😂😂 exactly
Please let this Cervesa Cristal joke ride out as long as it can. It's comedic gold, as long as it doesn't become overdone; it has to come when we least expect it.
The marketing execs of Cervesa Cristal must be watching this like that meme of Vince McMahon getting increasingly excited
Cristal Cerveza gets the Colbert Bump!!! 🍺
Loved the Glorfindel shout out!
Chilean here, just watching Colbert, then CERVEZA CRISTAL! I can't stop laughing, it was perfect ❤
Legit, the Cervesa Cristal gags are 100% great. I giggle every single time. That hook is great
I always enjoy a TH-cam video that I can shout 'Glorfindel!' at
that would be any video where you're protected from the eyes and ears of others by 3 feet of steel right?
Gesundheit.
At this point Cervesa Cristal should sell over here because now I want one! And they should thank Stephen for drumming up more business!
Spoilers: Is not even that great xD, but it's definitely better that a Bud Lite, I'm sure of that
The ad jingle is so perfect that the joke never gets old :')))
That Cristal gag has me dying with laughter. 😅
Not getting tired of the Cerveza Cristal gags. Keep 'em coming!
The Cerveza Cristal jokes are hilarious! Please keep them going 😂
Dr. Scruffels T. Bellyrub looks (and sounds) so much like my dog, I spilled my tea laughing.
That Cerveza Cristal jingle is now stuck in my head! 😂
Been stuck in mine since the opening monologue last night
It’s been in my head since the 90’s
As a Chilean, this is way too funny 🤣
There's an old joke that the definition of a gentleman is someone who can play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Amen
@@tarakennedy2512 that's another old joke, well spotted.
I once left my bagpipes in the back seat of my car. When I returned, my car windows were broken and there were two more bagpipes.
@@imaginaryguide1895 That one had me laughing until I was gasping for air!
God I miss Scotland, and Scottish humor. 🏴
“That’s not coffee…” 🤣🤣🤣
The Cerveza Cristal gag coming back in this segment had me on the floor 💀
Finally! Someone acknowledges Glorfindel. I was soooo annoyed that his rescue of Frodo was just handed over to Liv Tyler so he could be written out of the movie.
The product placement gag in this segment was the best one of all lol.
As I earlier stated: Stephen was a bit WILD tonight! I like it!
Louis & the Late Show Band Effing Rocks!!!
Hahahaha! Cerveza Cristal!
Love that Stephen milked that cerveza cristal just a little more. 😁
It’ll be in my head for a long time😂😂😂
It will be on sale in the US by the end of the week! 😂
So good 😂😂
Wow, now we all have to order some Cervesa Cristal.
I did not expect a beer callback in this segment
After a shit show of a work day, this is what I needed. Thank you…
Two jingles I'll never get out of my head - Ooo Ooo Temu, and now, Cervesa Cristal - keep em coming guys! Too funny!
This was one of the best Science sketches ever, I couldn't stop laughing!
Cervesa Cristal's stock just EXPLODED 💥
Where can I get some Cerveza Cristal? I need to try it now LMAO
Chile. That's where.
Dammit that Cerveza Cristal song is now stuck in my head! More of it pls!
I love the Cervesa Cristal callbacks! Just a natural punch line.
I hope everyone orders the chilian beer just to confuse and amaze the makers.
Please make sure CC are available for your videos, some of us are hearing impaired, thank you
That Cervesa Crystal song is gonna be stuck in my head all day now.
Louis Cato (sp?) is so fun to watch jiving to Cervesa Cristal jingle is so funny!
Why do I suddenly have a craving for Cerveza Crystal?
Thank you for spelling it properly, with a Z
Same here
@@LindaC616 I live in Texas. Spanglish is a second language. Honestly, the Spanish influence is why we have such great BBQ.
In the fridge now I got XX, Nastro Azzuro, Clausen, Pilsen Urqüel,,,, and I Still want a.... *Cerveza Cristal!*
@@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 What no Corona? 😂
Hahahaha love the cerveso spots 😂
Don't dis bagpipes. BagRock -- Red Hot Chilli Pipers!!
Im gonna have that jingle in my head all day 😂
I expected the callback at the end of the monolog. I did NOT expect the callback here. Bravo!
My husband and I LOVE the Cervesa Cristal jokes. We were singing the jingle all last night. It was a pleasant surprise to see it was added in today’s show please keep these jokes coming.
Gotta love Colbert he. Got guts
00:04 🎵 Introduction of Louis KO and the Lake Show Band
00:30 🎤 Mention of returning guest: Bernie Sanders
01:36 🔬 Introduction to the Science Segment
01:56 💡 Discussing the Plausibility of Dune's Desert Environment
02:48 🐟 Discovery of a New Walking Fish in Chile
03:32 🐶 The Importance of Walking Your Dog
04:24 👠 Study on the Efficiency of Walking in High Heels
04:59 🎨 Potential Health Risks of Tattoos
05:32 🥤 Health Risks of Drinking Two Cans of Soda a Week
05:53 👋 Wrapping up with Bernie Sanders Coming Up
Key Moments by Agent Gold AI
I’m so glad the audience had the same reaction as I did to the coffee/cerveza cristal bit. Lmao
Lmao can’t stop laughing at the Cerveza Cristal jokes!😂👏🏻
We love your show stephen colbert
Chalamet’s cheekbones and Butler’s jawline will melt the ice caps 🔥
damn, wish i bought some Cerveza Cristal stock this morning...🍻😅
MORE DOG SCIENCE! MORE DOG SCIENCE! YEA!
What's Cerveza Cristal best served with?....Is potato.
Gets funnier every time. Hope to see more in the next shows.
1:12 chef's kiss
Frank Herbert was well known to have worked out the ecology of Dune with experts and other SF writers over many years. One story I read was that he exchanged ideas with other SF authors who worked extensively with world building, such as Hal Clement, Isaac Asimov and others (not sure if this is a fact or a confabulation). This, coupled with his interest and research in climate stabilization projects all around the world helped him imagine Dune.
Gotta admit, the Cervesa Cristal jokes really hit. 😂
Just like the beer itself? 😆
I hope the writers on this show are being paid well....Great stuff...
CERVEZA CRISTALL!!
please keep bringing it up xD i love it
@ 4:43 - GREAT SCOTT!! Brad! Janet! Uuurgh!
I have never been more curious to try a beer
it's like a watered down Budweiser, if you can even imagine that
The Cerveza cristal bit was so great. Even better that you can't get it in the US lol XD.
Loved this segment
1:16 😄Oh, look at that. It's a running gag. 😄
🎶 Cerveza Cristal... 🎶
I'll never be too old for a fart joke
I'm gonna start calling them ta-toots.
I got to find out how/where I can buy cerveza Cristal😂😂
I love the cervesa cristal bit 🤣🤣 going to go look for it so I can try it now 😂
I've been randomly singing Cerveza Cristal all day.
TO THE STAFF : Can you please, once in a while, replace Stephen's coffee with warm Worcestershire sauce. Please.
How about the juice from the hottest peppers in the world?
Stephen would probably look like these guys: 🥵😵💫😵
Now, that'd be hilarious!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey, that picture of a Jack Russell Terrier holding a leash, at 3:40 is the cover of The Beginner's Dog Training book that my Dad just bought for me not 10 minutes ago. 😄 Joke's on him though. My dogs usually got free training from my neighbor's dog trainer, at least once a week. 😁
Guessing (& hoping!) the entire audience now sings along to the Cervesa Cristal jingle! I know I do... 🎵🎶 !
Pretty sure Evie has absolutely smoked John Oliver's record.
You need to have Evie on more often so she becomes your number one guest!
Sounds like it would be a good time for Cervesa Cristal to lunch in the US.
funny fact, cerveza cristal is one of the cheapest here in Chile hahaha it's so bad that makes it even funnier
I was on a call from the US with Chilean colleagues today and they have been hearing about this too.
Every couple days for the next month they have to do exactly one Cerveza Cristal bit in an episode. Then after a month make it happen like twice a month for six months. Then after six months make it a rare bit that comes back three times a year when you least expect it.
"What the f**k is Nemo?" 😂😂😂 omg I love him! 😂
I gotta have that Cerveza now 😂
OMG now that will be in my head all day. 😮
Cristal 😂 Stephen you so silly
The Cerveza Cristal series were great. Kudos to the writers' creativity. And creative writers will be able to come up with something equally great. Though while feeling sometimes less creative, maybe tired or drunk, they may continue to spin out more Cerveza Cristal gags.
Ask Rhonda Santis who wearing heels turns out! 😂😂😂😂
I wonder if the dog might actually like the Sil more, since it has more important canine characters (even Sauron shortly turns into one).