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  • @rowan6650
    @rowan6650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    “Over the next months/years, you will: become older”
    PROFOUND

    • @Kevin-dt9xm
      @Kevin-dt9xm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes

    • @forlornmess7716
      @forlornmess7716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@Kevin-dt9xm there's enough bones in the human body to make a whole skeleton

    • @emptyice
      @emptyice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      The floor here is made out of floor

    • @PremiumCheeses
      @PremiumCheeses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      There's enough water in the Atlantic Ocean to fill an entire Atlantic Ocean

    • @Diddlyy
      @Diddlyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      There are more aeroplanes in the sea than submarines in the sky

  • @zutters7244
    @zutters7244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3316

    *_ASTERISK A BULDGE GROWS LARGER IN PANTS TO SIGNIFY CONFIDENCE ASTERISK_*

    • @jib8108
      @jib8108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      what's ironic is that you put asterisks between the comment like *this*

    • @GastArts
      @GastArts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      *AsTeRiSk*

    • @lukasausen
      @lukasausen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I realy can not believe this Guy Was being serious.

    • @trinitydraco1
      @trinitydraco1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      *slaps with dick and runs away laughing* Hit em with the cringe and top it with a casual sexual assault!

    • @juniasdityenbeger4506
      @juniasdityenbeger4506 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ * writhes on the floor in agony * XD

  • @grumpdogg213
    @grumpdogg213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    That flower recipient girl was so fucking patient, that was the most gentle let down ever...AND HE WENT NUCLEAR

    • @Cerebrosum
      @Cerebrosum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Grump probably what set him off really. Her patience and grace grating worse than harsh words ever could.

    • @matthaizjeffrey1677
      @matthaizjeffrey1677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ikr

    • @dannywolfpero
      @dannywolfpero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Just don't send them to HER JOB. You might get the girl fired.

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah man, that response was actually pretty vicious. I even felt it. But at least she see's what she avoided.

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tangential_Tangine Apparently her friend responded down below and said those messages gave her panic attacks. I guess she's been through a lot too.

  • @paranoiarpincess
    @paranoiarpincess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3256

    "I regret this conversation very much" - what every sentence, every girl in a conversation with a nice guy, boils down to.

    • @rishabseshadri3691
      @rishabseshadri3691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      EXCUSE ME,
      MY MALE INTELLECT AND MY INTELLIGENCE IS NOTHING COMPARED TO YOUR MEESLY COMMENT. A NICE GUY LIKE ME GETS TURNED DOWN BECAUSE GIRLS JUST WANT DUMBASSES AS MEN. NICE GUYS LIKE ME DO NOT, SHOULD NOT, HAVE TO DEAL WITH GIRLS WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SOCIETY. GIRLS DO NOT REGRET THIS DECISION, NICE GUYS LIKE *ME* DO

    • @the_kashka
      @the_kashka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Relatively "WTF"

    • @walkingonneedles
      @walkingonneedles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Rishab Seshadri i cant tell whether this is serious or not its too good omg

    • @hybridepsilon2099
      @hybridepsilon2099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mika Norishita
      Then again, why would a “nice guy” be watching a video that’s laughing at their own kind and turning them into cringe-stock (more than they already were in the first place anyway)?

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hybridepsilon2099 oh no.
      they're growing self-aware.

  • @Tiomasta
    @Tiomasta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2467

    Narcissism. Insecurity. And lack of delayed gratification. These were the ingredients chosen to create the nice guy(TM)

    • @adamsandler7980
      @adamsandler7980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Tiomasta But Professer Reddit accidentally adding an extra ingredient to the mix! A large dose of liquid virginity!

    • @toaonua523
      @toaonua523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I'm pretty sure they're called low-functioning sociopaths.

    • @IneptOrange
      @IneptOrange 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If there's an r/soyboy, these kinda dudes would be all over it.

    • @loyalsdopeness8106
      @loyalsdopeness8106 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tiomasta BUT THEN AN EXTRA INGREDIENT CRINGY

    • @browneyesblackdragon7999
      @browneyesblackdragon7999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tiomasta genius

  • @slimkt
    @slimkt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18173

    Oh god, the asterisks one had me cringing to the highest degree possible.

    • @whyargon
      @whyargon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      slimkt **

    • @doutorjoota
      @doutorjoota 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1429

      It was so fucking painful. How can someone think that's something normal people do??

    • @davidkwei4192
      @davidkwei4192 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

      I think that one might just be a troll. I think I have seen the *bulge grows in pants to signify confidence* before this

    • @rahfu3174
      @rahfu3174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      r/creepyasterisks
      nvm they set it to private for whatever reason

    • @doibantikov2486
      @doibantikov2486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      * looks at everyone with utter desperation in my eyes * If someone could bludgeon me with this crowbar, that'd be rad * hands you the crowbar and kneels down to finally accept eternity *

  • @rubyrowley9003
    @rubyrowley9003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3537

    It's actually quite scary how quickly they turn. Just shows who they really are

    • @439bananas
      @439bananas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      At least they didn't wind up with these creeps

    • @AwesomeYena
      @AwesomeYena 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      **....**

    • @blahflah128
      @blahflah128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Desperation is not scary, it’s pathetic. I find a lot of women are eager to play damsel in distress as their victim points are rewarded with more popularity. Some guy seems nuts and unhinged, several miles away. He’s so unhinged he’s tying words, on a screen! The gall! Unhinged is taking a baseball bat to a car, unhinged is smashing windows.
      You are not weaker then these men’s expressed weakness. You don’t live in a world where as men rapidly turn their affections so quick your in immediate danger most of the time.
      Narratives like this demonise makes sexuality creating them to be more desperate sexually. Your perpetuating the problem here. Instead why not discuss giving men empowerment so they feel emboldened to be your partners like women and men both dream of?
      what are your thoughts to this kind of thinking?

    • @blahflah128
      @blahflah128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah another question, would you prefer that a man despite all odds ( unnecessary odds) climb against them, so when you know he’s in a great financial position, has a good social background, social position, educational status ect.... He was infact so brilliant that despite a crushing world, he overcame all odds for you. Or woman kind!
      Are you happy being looked at as a woman? Not as a individual person as a woman, a stereotype. Boiling your personhood down to a stereotype means gifts revolve around boxes of perfumes you must love because it says “woman” on it. Expect you to be caring, despite situations you perhaps don’t care about? Expect you to act like a woman and are in shock when you reveal your personality.
      Women want to be looked at like a stereotype when it suites them. They want to be looked at like a person so they can have their loneliness actually acknowledged, but we are too busy worshipping “women” and we ignore your personality almost entirely.
      Women have the power to end this properly. But you don’t. You want slaves drooling over you.

    • @annabodhi38
      @annabodhi38 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Matty chewdttb ~ lol, my guess is that you've never had a real girlfriend and that your right hand gets plenty of action.

  • @wigglebiggle1811
    @wigglebiggle1811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2700

    I was recently chatting with a guy on an app and unfortunately, we just didn't connect. When I told him, he was actually really nice about. Thanked me for not just ignoring him and telling him straight then wished me luck, haven't heard from him since. That's a real nice guy.

    • @bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322
      @bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Cupid Betty
      Here here! What a lovely gent. I wish him luck in the journey

    • @ethanwalker3634
      @ethanwalker3634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If you don’t mind me asking, how come you two didn’t connect then?

    • @coco1301
      @coco1301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      @@ethanwalker3634 oh my god youre one of them

    • @ethanwalker3634
      @ethanwalker3634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      babe y wrong way to spell you’re hot shot

    • @rosaparks6479
      @rosaparks6479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      @@ethanwalker3634 oh god he was right

  • @lhumyaki
    @lhumyaki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2556

    "Hey, I appreciated the flowers, but could you please not send them at my workplace because it raises questions and can be compromising for my work, please?" "You have NO AMBITION and NO WORK ETHIC"

    • @aradhyachoudhury3602
      @aradhyachoudhury3602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      ..😂😂contradiction as hell..that dude was on weeds.

    • @samanthajungers8442
      @samanthajungers8442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Basically, the nice guy formula is full of contradictions.

    • @najeewilson8942
      @najeewilson8942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@samanthajungers8442 exactly!

    • @The_Milkman9
      @The_Milkman9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Honestly, that guys going to be what he described lmfao

    • @melissasmith4180
      @melissasmith4180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      That guys was so insanely toxic, delusional, and Abusive as hell. Fuck that guy

  • @jacklent353
    @jacklent353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2951

    *A BULGE GROWS LARGER IN PANTS TO SIGNIFY CONFIDENCE*

    • @grapesodaa2141
      @grapesodaa2141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Jack Lent
      *-I believe that means a very different thing buddy-*

    • @ToriPeebs
      @ToriPeebs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You just can’t deny that he is at least a very creative person

    • @AcroGrade
      @AcroGrade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Thats the funniest thing I've ever heard on this channel

    • @jjs8426
      @jjs8426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @helenanilsson5666
      @helenanilsson5666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ToriPeebs
      I can deny it.

  • @noakinn
    @noakinn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    The guy who gave flowers during work just described his life.

    • @RMBII91
      @RMBII91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Spot on!

    • @MinecrafterAl
      @MinecrafterAl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bit of the old projection

    • @sdb_official7078
      @sdb_official7078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Trying reversed psychology? 😂

    • @moozycarrots
      @moozycarrots 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂

    • @strangelongcat7830
      @strangelongcat7830 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tatiana studio killers?

  • @irahryphson8879
    @irahryphson8879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    "I respect women!" Until the lady doesn't want to do what he wants lmao

    • @danxikak2115
      @danxikak2115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which one is the worse of them all?
      Incel or SIMP?

    • @thougsthecker7404
      @thougsthecker7404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@danxikak2115 incel obviously,the simp only affects one person.the incel affects both

    • @ninahavekost1358
      @ninahavekost1358 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      thougst hecke that’s deep

    • @letitbe1977
      @letitbe1977 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@danxikak2115 Incel, definitely.

  • @machineboy686
    @machineboy686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2872

    * *a bulge grows larger in pants to signify confidence* * buddy I think that signifies something very different

    • @Momo-bu3le
      @Momo-bu3le 6 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      It signifies that it’s time to block them.

    • @abigailmassey1755
      @abigailmassey1755 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      a hernia!!! :D

    • @buttercup9709
      @buttercup9709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      yeet spoon either that, or he's filled his nappy

    • @buttercup9709
      @buttercup9709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      G o m m i e crap, they found me! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

    • @lorenzo42p
      @lorenzo42p 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that part made me choke

  • @minoanlight4545
    @minoanlight4545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3136

    A fact: majority of abusive guys start out as “nice guys”.

    • @dalewilson2416
      @dalewilson2416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      large majority, its an abuse tactic called "love bombing" these guys just werent smart/patient enough to do it properly (thank god)

    • @ksspook
      @ksspook 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Abusive guys are nicer and fall into their own catalog

    • @dalewilson2416
      @dalewilson2416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      im saying it seems like thats what they were trying to do, albeit unsuccsssfully. also yes, what these guys are doing when they realize theyre not getting any is abusive

    • @sorayaalcyone2726
      @sorayaalcyone2726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well he did open the door for her! That's equal! She won't even show boobs!

    • @minoanlight4545
      @minoanlight4545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      buckets Citation is my dating experience and the experience of my friends. Self proclaimed nice guys are very dangerous types. Actual nice guys do not go around saying “hey, I am nice”. They let their actions speak for themselves.

  • @hayward325
    @hayward325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8788

    Ah no not the asterisks

    • @Elodere
      @Elodere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      I had to stop it 10 times in order to get through all of it.

    • @darux268
      @darux268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      FlyingYak ________________ I suggest you take a vaccine from r/creepyasterisks so your body learns to fight against the cringe

    • @LinkieLinkGameing
      @LinkieLinkGameing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      FlyingYak ________________ **uses unnessisary Roll play shit** YOU WANNA FUCK?!

    • @TheCarlbags
      @TheCarlbags 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The cringe

    • @emoriyeet2999
      @emoriyeet2999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      This happened to me before. Can confirm I felt a mix of an urge to vomit and laugh.

  • @MM-np7bb
    @MM-np7bb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    Being “nice” because you want something... isn’t very nice 😞

    • @emilmadsen494
      @emilmadsen494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That something is nudes and sex obviously.

    • @RickyRiceB
      @RickyRiceB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      In fact that’d be considered mean

    • @carebear2707
      @carebear2707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly

    • @potato1674
      @potato1674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      True that's actually extremely exploitative and not nice

  • @ブロッサム先生
    @ブロッサム先生 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4197

    *treats you like a normal person/acknowledges existence*
    I deserve to be paid with your body now.

    • @joypomeroy1452
      @joypomeroy1452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      My favorite comment

    • @user_____M
      @user_____M 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Get some class and show bob and vagene.

    • @Todie85
      @Todie85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean... guys pay with their bodies too?
      Jesus...it's too much for reciprocity isn't it?

    • @Gambit2483
      @Gambit2483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well...its probably more than they get irl..😂 cant blame them

    • @frankthetank8216
      @frankthetank8216 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isnt that how it works

  • @kanalevi
    @kanalevi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1917

    damn these girls really had the patience replying to these weird ass messages 💀

    • @spaicklesauce754
      @spaicklesauce754 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      pi

    • @TheVonzilla
      @TheVonzilla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @levian Right? As much truth as there is to SOME of the things the nice guys are saying(like never giving not super attractive guys the time of day, not really valuing nice/politeness over popularity/hotness/etc, and ... that’s about it), other than that sliver of truth, the niceguys don’t have a leg to stand on and are attacking with worse shit than most of the “Chads” would ever say to woman, even when trying to be dicks. Obviously women see right thru this routine most of the time, so how the fuck do they have the god-like patience to not rip these assholes apart after even just one text, let alone the 10-20 these girls are sitting thru? I’m average guy who has always batted far above my average, and I’m gonna tell you right now, I was nowhere near this nice to any nicegirls that pulled this sorta shit.

    • @Emikero
      @Emikero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@TheVonzilla It doesn't matter how nice you "nice guys" are, if someone isn't interested in your advances, they're not interested. So instead of getting butthurt, suck it up, and move on. FFS, just because you compliment a girl does NOT mean she now needs to go on a date with you/sleep with you/send you explicit images of herself. It's the male prats in these messages who are up themselves and think they're God's Gift. Not the girls.

    • @TheVonzilla
      @TheVonzilla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Emikero Yeah you read my message wrong. I am not a niceguy, and I am not a nice guy. I said whatever truth might be in a couple of the things the niceguys say, doesn't compare to the awful things they say later. And how these women put up with it for more than two texts, I'll never know. I would not and have not had that kinda patience with the nicegirls in high school. I side with these women getting preyed upon, but I don't think they should put up with it at all. They should rip these dudes apart. Maybe read the comment all the way thru before bitching at people for shit they don't even support.

    • @SpicyCannoli
      @SpicyCannoli 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I reply sometimes when I'm bored to tell ppl I'm not interested, but they just keep talking so I just ignore the messages now.

  • @sirpython9385
    @sirpython9385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    ‘I accept your decision’
    *proceeds to go against decision for next two minutes*

    • @ohshiditsgriff2793
      @ohshiditsgriff2793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That list he puked out is so specific, you think that might have happened to him?

    • @tosinakin2508
      @tosinakin2508 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ohshiditsgriff2793 Possibly, but he talked about her thinking she was God's gift them proceeded to go on about how he was God's gift. Just deluded if you ask me.

  • @rohaan.
    @rohaan. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4047

    Day 247:
    I still cringe over the asterisk guy.

    • @alponselrik
      @alponselrik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      damn.. that one..
      bad for heart

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      He wasn't even the only one. I hate it when people get so delusional that they think life is a roleplay and every roleplay bends to their will.

    • @alonsoa.delgadillo1592
      @alonsoa.delgadillo1592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      *asterisk* *Me too* *asterisk*

    • @godricsalazar5506
      @godricsalazar5506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I've watched that video literally 200 times... Still makes me cringe so fucking much!!!

    • @ricklofton2725
      @ricklofton2725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I actually had to skip over that one, it was so bad.

  • @harkness1720
    @harkness1720 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2216

    I felt physical pain on the asterisk part

    • @lvrdvst
      @lvrdvst 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      HARKNESS **A BULGE GROWS LARGER IN PANTS TO SIGNIFY CONFIDENCE**

    • @bebop417
      @bebop417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I felt pain throughout most of it. My head hurts trying to comprehend these people

    • @madhatter8509
      @madhatter8509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *(Walks slowly backwards)*

    • @abdullah.a413
      @abdullah.a413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It was obviously trolling and was really funny

    • @themelqart4902
      @themelqart4902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      r/iamverysmart

  • @JustonBibero
    @JustonBibero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4681

    *ASTERISK*

    • @flamingogh_
      @flamingogh_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Juston Bibero *asterisk*

    • @goksir5845
      @goksir5845 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      IT'S YOU

    • @drunkbavarian8988
      @drunkbavarian8988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *OMG IT IS THE MEME LEGEND*
      notice me senpai o.o

    • @thunderplunder1013
      @thunderplunder1013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was cringing. Q-Q was this for real or is it fake?

    • @Mecha_Hitler
      @Mecha_Hitler 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think the guy was joking in that one

  • @ye6942
    @ye6942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24804

    There are too many nice guys now a days, us abusive guys aren't getting any girls :(

    • @ohno1571
      @ohno1571 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2834

      The Narrator gay people too. I don't think I've ever heard of women giving the gay people a chance, how disrespectful

    • @Hys868
      @Hys868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1827

      The Narrator tell me about it....I constantly hit every girl I meet SO WHY WONT THEY LOVE ME?!!
      *punches the wall furiously*

    • @Brandon-jo8tz
      @Brandon-jo8tz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      oi mate, you must have autocorrect on because its spelled "guys" not girls mate

    • @Brandon-jo8tz
      @Brandon-jo8tz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      mate because The Narrator is awesome

    • @oneplushydude
      @oneplushydude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +447

      They won't date abusive guy, nice guys, smart guys gay guys. who are they dating, other chicks? Ha heh....

  • @liv5823
    @liv5823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    Ok, but can we just appreciate his voice acting 💛

    • @champgreen9985
      @champgreen9985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Fyüpè Elísē always appreciate the voice acting

    • @jamiekamihachi3135
      @jamiekamihachi3135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Fyüpè Elísē And the singing.

  • @aoifecaetan9832
    @aoifecaetan9832 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2001

    When the nice guy loses his patience everyone shivers.
    Yeah cause he probably doesn't understand consent.

    • @The_Storm_That_Is_Approaching
      @The_Storm_That_Is_Approaching 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Aoife Caetan Yea cause he about to take out his frustration on 3rd period history class.

    • @r.r815
      @r.r815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Negromancer I'm happy I have second period history ;)

    • @fanenthusiast3802
      @fanenthusiast3802 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ulti184 Nice guys are the real rapists

    • @stephenwolfgangstout
      @stephenwolfgangstout 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      the roofies kicking in

    • @JoeyCentral
      @JoeyCentral 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Meh consent is overrated. *shrugs*

  • @BrekkaJones24
    @BrekkaJones24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1160

    *procures "Bulge" to gain +5 to confidence*

    • @Plantsvszombies221
      @Plantsvszombies221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      BlargieArg he sounds like a runescape virgin lol

    • @oldaccount2470
      @oldaccount2470 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      69 likes.........

    • @landoblando8947
      @landoblando8947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *speech craft 100*

    • @solidzex8627
      @solidzex8627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      imma like your comment just because your profile pic is cute

    • @dylanmcdonald861
      @dylanmcdonald861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's a shame the charisma has a bonus of -100

  • @Dragodilian
    @Dragodilian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    I can't stand people like this. You are never entitled to another person's body. Super manipulative, entitled, and creepy people. Rejection is just a fact of life. You're going to be rejected and it's going to hurt, but it's something everyone goes through. It isn't okay to lash out at people for telling you 'no'.

    • @gabrieladerre2862
      @gabrieladerre2862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Right! They seem oblivious to the fact that if a girl or guy isn't interested right away, then perhaps showing what a psychotic little bitch you are isn't the best way to handle it. Especially not when some unjustified verbal abuse is added in to the mix! I've ended up dating a few guys that I wasn't all that attracted to initially. But after I spent some time talking to them, and just hanging out, and actually getting to know them as friends, that changed.

    • @mdgsk824
      @mdgsk824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sadserpent to say they have no manners would be an understatement. Who raised them?

    • @ezrealxshsh5460
      @ezrealxshsh5460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mdgsk824 who pay attention to raising kids in 2019?

    • @GradietPanda12345
      @GradietPanda12345 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sadserpent it’s not the deep

    • @disturbedmdk7904
      @disturbedmdk7904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol this whole video was good to touch up on this, making it funny as well with the voices. A lot of people are crazy and it seems like a lot of people are babies when it comes to rejection, like if someone doesn't like you you don't gotta act like that. A lot of people anymore are immature and ignorant to the core. But there are some good people out there

  • @lapidus9552
    @lapidus9552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    **Grows bulge in pants to signify confidence**
    "Get some class, lady!"

  • @slyy5432
    @slyy5432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5331

    Please God let the asterisk guy just be trolling, I refuse to believe that was real

    • @sky-vv7zl
      @sky-vv7zl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +521

      Slyy *slowly raises hand as if to slap you* DO not question HIM

    • @IZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
      @IZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Yeah I also had my doubts there

    • @rnelody5496
      @rnelody5496 6 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      *ASTERISK* laughs, nodding *ASTERISK*

    • @lunarkingdom9447
      @lunarkingdom9447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Same...this isn't a rp

    • @cjgg4885
      @cjgg4885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Slyy There is no way that is real. Nice guys are fucking morons, but that was just a whole other level. It's either a fake text or a troll because there is no way that a nice guy would say that.

  • @boyfromzambia
    @boyfromzambia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1887

    Don't mind me, I'm just here admiring his singing in the beginning

    • @DeidaraSakurasama
      @DeidaraSakurasama 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I am totally going to clip it, and use it for a ringtone , involving my ex boyfriend, lol.

    • @boyfromzambia
      @boyfromzambia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DeidaraSakurasama That's hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 It seems that it worked since he made it as your boyfriend loll what possessed you to date him?

    • @DeidaraSakurasama
      @DeidaraSakurasama 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@boyfromzambia I grew up with him as a friend and got separated at college. It didn't do him much good, I believe. Long live the B.O.B.!

    • @chibimemeboi357
      @chibimemeboi357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Iam Mwiza It kinda reminds me of Jones BBQ & foot massage if I have my volume lower.

    • @boyfromzambia
      @boyfromzambia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chibimemeboi357 lmfao I forgot all about that commercial 😂😂😂 I appreciate you

  • @gunnarholsopple107
    @gunnarholsopple107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    “I know I may seem creepy, but...”
    Bringing attention to the fact that you’re creepy doesn’t make you not creepy.

  • @sailor_grell
    @sailor_grell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    2:27 r/niceguys r/creepyasterisks and r/iamverysmart combined into one post

    • @kabutoyakushi9739
      @kabutoyakushi9739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh baby, a triple!

    • @sparkz6349
      @sparkz6349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @buckets rip @buckets
      he had a stroke
      his last words were
      "hlep i honk a stronk"

    • @Kaiju_King944
      @Kaiju_King944 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's surprisingly accurate

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🎵it's a subreddit combo platter!🎵

  • @everlasting9292
    @everlasting9292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    Y'all remember the girl a few years ago who was killed in a mall in Iowa by a security guard? Yeah. He was one of these "nice guys". He kept making moves and she turned him down, but he couldn't leave well enough alone. If I remember correctly, he also had a wife or girlfriend and kids. I grew up 30 minutes from that mall. My sister was there the night before, literally eating dinner 50 feet away from where he shot her. She and her friend had actually been debating whether to go the night they went, or the next night, which was when this all went down. She was ALMOST caught up in that mess. I will never forgive him for doing what he did. Don't be one of those people. No means no. No matter if another person is rude when they turn you down, move on.

    • @yasminemobley7858
      @yasminemobley7858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      That's awful! This is what happens when people don't say no to their children. They grow up entitled and thinking everything and everyone owes them something.

    • @everlasting9292
      @everlasting9292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@yasminemobley7858 I can't even put how much it baffles me into words, ya know? It still has me shaken up, even though it happened a few years ago.

    • @yasminemobley7858
      @yasminemobley7858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      It would screw me up, too. An innocent person lost their life because they said no. Society needs to learn how to accept no.

    • @feliciaroyers1646
      @feliciaroyers1646 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So basically don't shoot ppl got it

    • @everlasting9292
      @everlasting9292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@feliciaroyers1646 right!

  • @IneptOrange
    @IneptOrange 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10125

    Oh god the roleplay please god no help oh lord

    • @IneptOrange
      @IneptOrange 6 ปีที่แล้ว +987

      Oh right wait no I mean **Recoils in terror**

    • @rinrinrinrinrinrinrinrinrin
      @rinrinrinrinrinrinrinrinrin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +510

      IneptOrange You forgot to show confidence

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      IneptOrange **ejaculates on op's wool sweater** Just came here to like your comment **wipes the last drops on your wallet while smiling lasciviously**

    • @IneptOrange
      @IneptOrange 6 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      Gyrbae Don't you fucking dare ruin my jumper **glows in **-anger-** CONFIDENCE**

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      IneptOrange **blushes innocently while looking at the ground, rigjt foot sweeping dust in front of me** fuck you bitch **runs away in an masculine testosterone-fueled manner**

  • @flaminhotloser4289
    @flaminhotloser4289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1075

    “ I respect you decision”
    *Goes on about why it’s wrong*

    • @cosmic-creepers9207
      @cosmic-creepers9207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Irrelevant Fangirl Named Kammie - he literally projected his own shortcomings onto her 😂
      And if he truly thought all those bad things about her why would he be trying to date her in the first place. Serious psycho narcissist!

    • @tylerwickwire1522
      @tylerwickwire1522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he respects it never said he agreed.

    • @lassilehtonen1867
      @lassilehtonen1867 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Respecting and approving are two different things.

    • @Jokaanan
      @Jokaanan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lassilehtonen1867 No he very clearly doesn't respect her decision, or her... that dude's texts were straight up horrifying. He's some kinda sociopath or something

    • @lassilehtonen1867
      @lassilehtonen1867 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jokaanan My comment was completely detached from your response.

  • @AslanW
    @AslanW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Elliot Rodgers was a self proclaimed nice guy. Look at how nice he was.

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Aslan exactly. Anytime someone asks me what a “nice guy” or “incel” is, I say “they’re Elliot Rodgers but they didn’t shoot up a sorority yet”

    • @ashyslashy22
      @ashyslashy22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The final boss of nice guys.

  • @RockinThaSoLows
    @RockinThaSoLows 6 ปีที่แล้ว +991

    In the future you will:
    *whips out PowerPoint

    • @francescoideo9330
      @francescoideo9330 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Meow Meow ASTERISK whips out power point ASTERISK

    • @user-lz9zw8gb9i
      @user-lz9zw8gb9i 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      **********asterisk whips out PowerPoint asterisk**********

  • @cresentcube5898
    @cresentcube5898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2525

    Petition to make nice guys Stop using asterisks in conversations.

    • @potatoxkateri
      @potatoxkateri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      cresentcube Petition to make nice guys stop

    • @tmc421
      @tmc421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      no I need this entertainment

    • @monkeydude952
      @monkeydude952 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Please, all that cringe is going to give me an aneurism.

    • @briankakunu2560
      @briankakunu2560 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      cresentcube 1:24 felt like an intense anime scene

    • @dorianpavus9030
      @dorianpavus9030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      *ASTERISKS* signs petition *ASTERISKS*

  • @Starrlet
    @Starrlet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1851

    I like how they say “all girls go for abusive guys!!1!1!” Even though they’re pretty much the definition of abusive, think about it.

    • @knightace2002
      @knightace2002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They're not wrong. It's their "confidence" (in quotes because women can't tell the difference between CONFIDENCE and cockiness) that they're attracted to.

    • @puppyenjoyer
      @puppyenjoyer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      knightace2002 oh my god shut up

    • @AliBanana1493
      @AliBanana1493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mythical Starrz exactly!

    • @knightace2002
      @knightace2002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok?

    • @swiftly9
      @swiftly9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      But literally the reason that they act so impulsive and get so angry when they don't end up with the reply they want is because they're not confident...simply feigning it.

  • @lydiaminx666
    @lydiaminx666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Telling me you’re a nice guy makes me distrust you more

  • @lilpetz500
    @lilpetz500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    *Gets rejected calmly by a girl; decided to tell her that her whole life will come crashing down in every way, and that the last chance she had to ever be happy was to be with him

    • @radiohead3852
      @radiohead3852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      A S T E R I C K S

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Intense narcissism intensifies

    • @forty2329
      @forty2329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is so nice

    • @HoratioAccel
      @HoratioAccel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Mira Tarnish He was just recounting his autobiography to her.

    • @agiar2000
      @agiar2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, like "Oh, no! How I missed out on happiness! I _could've_ been with this guy who doesn't think I deserve respect and who would have "opened doors" for me, but *ALAS* that ship has now sailed!"

  • @vitre69
    @vitre69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Jesus, the guy that sent flowers just responded with nothing less than a thesis on how frustrated he is.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The worst one imo...

    • @J-D03
      @J-D03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The only reason he answered 4 houra after he got the message is because he had spend that time thinking up of his answer.

  • @loganelizabeth8672
    @loganelizabeth8672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    This actually happens a lot. A guy insists he's "different" and "nice" and the moment you let him know you're just not interested in him romantically, no matter how kind you are about it, he blows up. At least you feel such relief from dodging a bullet though.

    • @iamthebadwolf7296
      @iamthebadwolf7296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TrustedJunior how do you know she “can’t handle a break up” If you haven’t broken up yet?
      Some “psychotic ex girlfriends” simply wanted the guys to treat them with respect and look them in the face and say your a great person but this isn’t working. You know, instead of the BS of ghosting them, breaking up via social media or text, in short, treating them disrespectfully.
      How dare women expect to be treated like people?
      If you do treat her respectfully and she goes crazy, yeah psycho.

    • @ahstiasummers5583
      @ahstiasummers5583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I encountered such a guy... but I feel lucky that he only gave me the extreme cold shoulder afterwards instead of blowing up about how girls don’t date nice guys

    • @kishinpower3317
      @kishinpower3317 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      OOF

    • @Kdkendk
      @Kdkendk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      most unattractive guys claim to be different yet they settle for the "nice" attitude all the same. they should know girls generally love confident and kind man(NOT nice),a guy who blows off after a rejection just show how weak and insecure he is.
      oh the frustating part is they just wont come to sense,ever.

    • @SirFailsalot91
      @SirFailsalot91 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I confessed my crush on a girl not that long ago, it'd been a couple of years as friends and I just had to get it off my chest so those feelings wouldn't form a knot in my stomach every time she was around; she said it was really sweet and after we did some talking about our situation, she very politely rejected me and said she hopes I can find someone special while the two of us can stay good friends. We're still friends who can banter, have a laugh and enjoy each other's company without anything romantic between us, support one another when we need help, everything that friends do; I didn't blow up at her for saying no, she didn't refuse to talk to me ever again or mock me for it, we both respect one another and came to an agreement to keep our relationship how it is.
      You always see Nice Guys blowing up about how awful the Friend Zone is, but for me, it's better to be in the Friend Zone and still have that person in your life as opposed to them cutting you out of their lives because you acted like an entitled douche to them.

  • @zzzzoot
    @zzzzoot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I really hope the women who received these messages from coworkers and classmates reported them to the boss/principle. You gotta start the paper trail early in case they go full psycho.

    • @SmurfQueen279
      @SmurfQueen279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      We do; but literally no one believes us or we get told we're overreacting or being mean to them.

    • @hata6290
      @hata6290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SmurfQueen279 I’m not gonna lie man, I don’t know what the fuck ur talking about, idk where you live and all that but whenever/if ever I report people they take that shit seriously, they honestly low key overreact when it comes to that stuff, at least for me. I’m sorry it doesn’t work out for you tho

    • @bnanaaasbrown9529
      @bnanaaasbrown9529 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YT Acc. I haven't heard of these instances not being taken seriously by schools/colleges/workplaces either. Sometimes HR can definitely even be overzealous about these issues, but I haven't seen many occasions where it's been dismissed.

    • @ryanne.5172
      @ryanne.5172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      But, you guys are kind of invalidating her experiences right now? So, is it hard to believe it would happen elsewhere?

  • @Espeon804
    @Espeon804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4889

    Guy: Will you go out with me?
    Girl: No.
    Guy: *Proceeds to type an essay about how the girl will suffer for eternity for turning him down.*
    EDIT: I've created a monster in the reply thread.
    EDIT2: Y'all. I was summarizing the video.
    Well. At least the replies are interesting.

    • @lukabogdanovic4658
      @lukabogdanovic4658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      bitch

    • @francisagbon9999
      @francisagbon9999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +539

      lasagna

    • @danthediamondhedgehog3615
      @danthediamondhedgehog3615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      That's why I'll never date anyone, I won't be into girls or guys

    • @lukabogdanovic4658
      @lukabogdanovic4658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@francisagbon9999 lul

    • @thynisia396
      @thynisia396 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Back in the days it was way better. The guy would just come back to ask again lol. In person I mean.

  • @Virtualweakness
    @Virtualweakness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

    Nice people don't do nice things expecting a reward.

    • @team-tastic-germany37
      @team-tastic-germany37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      in fact every human does that to an extend .. but this is realy extreme

    • @AGolfHitter
      @AGolfHitter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@team-tastic-germany37 you expect a thank you, not access to their body

    • @lukijuxxl
      @lukijuxxl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@team-tastic-germany37 We take action based on what potencial outcome lies behind it, but some just can't accept the risk that comes along with speculations. Thats the big difference. A reward implies that your actions are being appreciated by others, therfor it is speculative, because it is subjective. Thats why we should never expect appreciation for doing nice things, but be grateful for when we do receive it.

    • @bronzeplayergaming2244
      @bronzeplayergaming2244 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unfortunately. ..

    • @qweenlina930
      @qweenlina930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Poninator The cosplayer preach!!!

  • @TheGod0fCookies
    @TheGod0fCookies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Wanna know how to not end up as a "nice guy" in life?
    "Hey, want to go out?"
    "Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
    "No worries, I didn't know."
    *Both of you get on with your life*
    Magical.
    Seriously.
    Also, don't role play with complete strangers.
    That shits just uncomfortable. D:

    • @localcrackhead2904
      @localcrackhead2904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      **looks at ground and sighs, then looks up**

    • @kwayarngya897
      @kwayarngya897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rufus7207 People have to be interested in you for you to show any semblance of decency and basic respect? You must be very lonely. Or you just have a weird relationship with your family members.

    • @rufus7207
      @rufus7207 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kwayarngya897 No, the idea is, if she's not gonna date you then you move on. And if you're moving on, what's the point in going off on a pathetic "e-ehe, sorry ma'am, I'll be gone from your hair"

    • @rufus7207
      @rufus7207 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Michellok786 Because today's culture is a hookup culture lol. Generally the kind of person id go after on tinder isn't the kind of person id wanna be friends with.

    • @rufus7207
      @rufus7207 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Michellok786 Oh well, everyone does it different

  • @Formercollegestudent12345
    @Formercollegestudent12345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    How he reads the sentence errors and misspelled words are hilarious 😂

  • @jellykitty9618
    @jellykitty9618 6 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    I'm asterRISKing my sanity watching this series.

    • @okyeah3603
      @okyeah3603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can show yourself out

    • @user-nr1hz8ru9k
      @user-nr1hz8ru9k 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leave before it's too late, son

    • @antares7672
      @antares7672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please leave, for your own sanity. It ain't worth risking your sanity for "nice guy" texts.

  • @reiiyth
    @reiiyth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    *ASTERISK* Bleaches my own memory and eyes *ASTERISK*

  • @jax4868
    @jax4868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2210

    I dont understand how these "nice guys" dont see what they are doing wrong lmao

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      I know right, some of them have to be actual psychopaths lol

    • @Gary-ms2bl
      @Gary-ms2bl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Jax lack of self awareness, an incel trait

    • @gordonschnick12
      @gordonschnick12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Jax they gave literal nice guys, like in real life a bad name. And they ruined wearing a fedora.

    • @CallumDowney
      @CallumDowney 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yeah kind of confuses me, they need to read it back and see where they started wrong.
      (Pretty much the whole thing.)

    • @evasmiljanic3529
      @evasmiljanic3529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      It's easier to blame others for your own shortcomings. If they admit they're in the wrong then they have to change.

  • @Nezziemonster
    @Nezziemonster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Love how these guys brag about respecting women, but they don't respect a woman's right to say no.

    • @Sockren
      @Sockren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      they dont respect anything about women.

  • @areej5732
    @areej5732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    *bulge g r o w s to signify confidence*

    • @Eriennexton
      @Eriennexton 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      they do if they're nice obviously you're not. *imitates an anime person*

    • @sarmusic3209
      @sarmusic3209 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MIKE HDD I'd be in big trouble if size was determined by confidence o_o

    • @Sockren
      @Sockren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      totally to signify confidence

  • @Ghosth0e
    @Ghosth0e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Does anyone else worry about the safety of the people receiving these creepy messages lmaooo

    • @dollanganger444
      @dollanganger444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      GhostH0e yes omg

    • @MrPatrickbuit
      @MrPatrickbuit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah same same

    • @xloganlermanx
      @xloganlermanx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I do, it's creepy as fuck and you just know they all have a little psychopath in them so who knows what they're capable of. Think of the ultimate nice guy Elliot Rodger. Gives me shivers.

    • @purpleice2343
      @purpleice2343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't know how local Kik/Tinder and etc is, but most likely you'll never meet people you talk to here so I don't see anything to worry about.

    • @wheatnir2924
      @wheatnir2924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GhostH0e Yea...

  • @Ebb0Productions
    @Ebb0Productions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Those asterisk messages are like cringe-nukes.

    • @macped6751
      @macped6751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      eggo Buldge grows to signify confidence

    • @spacetrenton
      @spacetrenton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ASTERISK LOOKS AT GROUND AND TAKES DEEP BREATH ASTERISK

    • @saturndotnet
      @saturndotnet 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      gOD YOU'RE RIGHT

    • @theuncrownedsin4276
      @theuncrownedsin4276 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmfao

    • @killercloud345
      @killercloud345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My ass puckered so hard I had to skip that one.

  • @only_fair23
    @only_fair23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Holy shit, the guy actually waited 3 years.

    • @FrenchToat
      @FrenchToat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Actually holy schnitzel

    • @Mr.Eminem
      @Mr.Eminem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Things we do to get laid 😂

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or suddenly remembered he had her number.

  • @rose4490
    @rose4490 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1246

    Self proclaimed "nice guys" are usually narcissistic creepers.

    • @JudyCerda
      @JudyCerda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yes, they sure are. I had a self proclaimed "nice guy" fan on all my sites who turned out to be a psycho. He couldn't handle rejection and quickly turned into a threatening rude creep. That is not a nice guy by anyone's standards.

    • @taay_thegreat2057
      @taay_thegreat2057 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Judy Cerda truest post ever the biggest players

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's a shame that "Niceness" and "Kindness" are being misconstrued by these types of guys tbh. There is a difference in being nice and "fawning" all over a girl. How they don't just realize they are being creepy is a delusion in and of itself I suppose. Because the actual truth of it is that women do like nice, kind, respectful men - they just don't want them using that kindness to set up a platform from which they think they can beg and plead for naked pics or sex or w/e. That's just disingenuous. I'd rather just be asked for nudes straight up than be tricked into falling into that linguistic trap. They are conflating being nice and kind with being possessive, needy and demanding. It's really pathetic.
      Judy Cerda - guys like that are why I take martial arts and carry a knives with me - have a few necklaces with hidden retractable blades in them plus switch blade either hidden in my clothes or in my purse/clutch. I would just buy a gun, but guns aren't cheap lol and you gotta have a conceal carry permit, and then it's a whole thing if/when you get pulled over for a traffic violation. Plus with self defense training I've gotten good enough with basically any small knife that I could probably do more damage with it anyway. And unless he has a gun too than it's just hypothetical overkill. Can sever tendons and nerves way faster with a knife and leave em totally disabled and needing reconstructive surgery if they ever found you in public and attacked you or something. It's really perfect if you were ever being raped or something too, most attackers would never expect you to have a hidden retractable blade on you, much less be able to use it. Unless you've got some high level jiu jitsu and can throw up a triangle choke really quickly and render them unconscious ( image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-photo-woman-in-mma-attire-applying-a-triangle-choke-against-an-opponent-on-white-background-116726290.jpg ), a knife is your best bet in close.

    • @LaRedPDX
      @LaRedPDX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If we pass a guy on the sidewalk. They say hi. If we say hi back, just out of basic decency and politeness to a *fellow human* then they think we wanna fuck! Like sorry bro. We can’t fuck every guy who wants to fuck us. That’s all we’d ever be doing. With every man almost who exists. Lol 😆 real shit
      Then if we just keep walking, pretend we don’t hear, and don’t say hi back, we’re stuck up bitches.
      We literally get shit and can’t win either way.
      Guys need to fucking get that. Please.

    • @JudyCerda
      @JudyCerda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well I wouldn't go that far. I don't want to hurt anybody unless I absolutely have to but criminals who attack women are a whole different story. The video is just focused on men who claim women don't want nice guys which is false. They do want nice guys who take them out, treat them right, respect them and support their goals and ambitions. But if a guy is rejected when approaching a woman or in a relationship and feel rejected or jealous over something, he doesn't need to go psycho on them with name calling, harassment, spreading rumors on line and threatening. That definitely is not a "nice guy"; it's a pathetic loser with no confidence in himself. I am married myself so I don't have to worry about that with potential mates but as I mentioned, I have fans online because I'm an actress and I have come across a few who write about what a nice guy they are and then when I reject their advances, they decide to harass me with crazy name calling and bothering me on social media sites. Fortunately there is blocking to help with that. But yes, women do want respectful nice guys, just not psychos or weird ones.

  • @CKTDanny
    @CKTDanny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4649

    *ASTERISK* dies because of cringe... and sadness *ASTERISK*

    • @shotenzo2
      @shotenzo2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      SDG Danny people who do that are the actual worst

    • @Luke-pl9gu
      @Luke-pl9gu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Hardcore roleplay

    • @GegoXaren
      @GegoXaren 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      **dies from embarrassment that you don't know how G+ syntax works**

    • @zorakandbrac
      @zorakandbrac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That exchange was faker than bruce jenners gender.

    • @martinkelvin1822
      @martinkelvin1822 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This reminds me of a Fallout 4 parody video: th-cam.com/video/w2GFc15F8rw/w-d-xo.htmlm49s

  • @shutupyouclod5024
    @shutupyouclod5024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    * *asterisk* *

    • @diavolosteddy7594
      @diavolosteddy7594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      DO you HONESTLY think I care what a simple plebeian like you EVEN THINKS?

    • @chefboyardee376
      @chefboyardee376 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      * rethinks life* kek

    • @MikeJr9284
      @MikeJr9284 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mash-Up * *kills self* *

    • @Sixshotz1337
      @Sixshotz1337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      21ST CENTURY SLUTS, ALL OF YOU
      *angrily grumbles*

    • @brertt8350
      @brertt8350 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I honestly thought he was joking

  • @dekelyosifon
    @dekelyosifon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    1:19 is a combination of:
    - Niceguys.
    - IAmVerySmart.
    - CreepyAsterisks.
    We have a 3 in 1 you guys!

    • @theomegadestructor4974
      @theomegadestructor4974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And it combines in -CringePics

    • @emptyice
      @emptyice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @buckets what

    • @sparkz6349
      @sparkz6349 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @buckets again, he had a stroke... :c

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also cringetopia

  • @antred11
    @antred11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    When people claim to have some extraordinarily high IQ like 147 they almost always turn out to have inflated that number by an extra-digit.

    • @ataraxia2894
      @ataraxia2894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      antred11 I have an iq of 10^infinity. This means that my actual iq is 10^(infinity-1) which equals 10^infinity. HA!

    • @g.ferreira6745
      @g.ferreira6745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ataraxia2894 brasileiros são geniais

    • @crudkick
      @crudkick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I like to think it was the 7 that was the inflated digit. Speaking of inflated digits, I have such a raging inflated digit while typing this.

    • @masonkennedy8089
      @masonkennedy8089 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Most of them have to focus all of their brain power on actually being able to function. Whenever they're not focussing on that, they're usually going on the Internet to claim their intelligence. However, they have to take a break every minute to restart their breathing pattern and hearts to retain what little of their brain they have left.

    • @viholiday8017
      @viholiday8017 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      147 is extraordinarily high?

  • @pie1o1morris46
    @pie1o1morris46 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1387

    Ok the "cute ass poem thing" one made me laugh 😂

    • @jaysonklein6018
      @jaysonklein6018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Same. Dat sassy snapback. Lol

    • @paulhk2727
      @paulhk2727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      That probably was the only comment not coming from a nice guy

    • @Phyran
      @Phyran 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      I feel like that one wasn't a Nice Guy cuz that's the kind of shit my BF and I would say to each other lol

    • @milaylahire6318
      @milaylahire6318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Phyran agreed :3

    • @amythedumbass1139
      @amythedumbass1139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao right

  • @loonatics1199
    @loonatics1199 6 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    *Asterisks has entered the chat*

    • @elg-c612
      @elg-c612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      * *leaves chat* *

    • @andrewabate2570
      @andrewabate2570 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Erik Lerström *fucking

    • @slarkel506
      @slarkel506 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Erik Just noticed your comment here. Your pretty toxic

    • @username-mm8bm
      @username-mm8bm 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Obelix has shown himself

    • @sushiix6609
      @sushiix6609 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *_Tsu has kicked Asterisks out of the chat._*

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Hello!"
    "Who is this?"
    "Oh god I wasn't expecting that right off the bat!"
    This is like ice king but real life

  • @aelux4179
    @aelux4179 6 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    Why do niceguys always have to collab with iamverysmart?

    • @mkla6733
      @mkla6733 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aelux 2 b fair...

    • @purintaufufa
      @purintaufufa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      because they have no other selling point to brag other than their extraordinarily awesome IQ level

    • @zhawkmoth3653
      @zhawkmoth3653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Because it's easy to lie about your IQ. You can't lie about things that are far more obvious from the get-go.... like your shit social skills or your looks. It's a way for them to cosplay being superior.
      Although it's often very shitty cosplay and no one is impressed by it.

    • @Josh-uq7vu
      @Josh-uq7vu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Because verysmart and niceguy are both attributes of neckbeards.

    • @donotdrop1
      @donotdrop1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahahhahaha collab. You made it sound like it's some kind of art project

  • @jordipernillo3026
    @jordipernillo3026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    asterisk *bleaches eyeballs* asterisk

    • @Geoffreyvexer
      @Geoffreyvexer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Jordi Pernillo
      Asterisk *drinks leftover bleach* Asterisk.

    • @Sunnysideanyway
      @Sunnysideanyway 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      asterisk asterisk bleaches eyeballs asterisk asterisk

    • @immaboirightmommy56
      @immaboirightmommy56 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      asterisk Hangs self asterisk
      asterisk Breaks roof with my fatass asterisk

    • @alib3208
      @alib3208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂 screeching

    • @ksfishchannel
      @ksfishchannel 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Asterisk throws phone off of bridge and tries to forget everything i just saw in that segment asterisk

  • @mikalei8600
    @mikalei8600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    “Text me back bitch I just wrote you a cute poem thing” actually made me laugh

    • @MrAWALK22
      @MrAWALK22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mika Lei same

    • @oppablu105
      @oppablu105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's scary in real life

    • @mikalei8600
      @mikalei8600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oppa Blu I’ve gotten death threats so this seems really tame to me, but if it makes someone uncomfortable I get that

    • @imphie
      @imphie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I'd text my girlfriend like that. Big difference is, we've been dating for almost 4 years and she'd know I was joking around lol

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn't even write it

  • @the_jingo
    @the_jingo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The asterisk guys is too funny lmao

  • @elimidd6626
    @elimidd6626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    'Do you really think I care about what you think?' *proceeds to send a two page long text about how he doesn't care what they think and how he's better than theyll ever be*

    • @helenanilsson5666
      @helenanilsson5666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That kind stuff of always mystified me. Are they rambling into the speech-to-text? Do they have an actual keyboard connected to the phone or use the app on a computer? Or are they actually so fucking desperate to vomit their bile on another human being that they are legit typing god-damn essays of hate on a phone keyboard that is so uncomfortable to type on that hardcore prose and poetry nerds would rather communicate in emojis than write a full five sentences with it.

    • @AlextheENTP
      @AlextheENTP 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Helena Nilsson, 😂😂😂😂 Lololol! Ikr

    • @bcbowl
      @bcbowl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Idc what you say. Your comments are shit, so why should I? I mean seriously your comments smells like scoliosis, even though scoliosis doesn't have a smell. It's kind of obvious why because it's just a spine disorder, so yeah. Did anyone watch the Venom movie? It looks decent but it should've been rated R in my opinion. It's never gonna be as good as Avengers: Infinity War though. Too bad the internet spoiled the movie for me before I got a chance to watch it. And the Memes, they are everywhere. Oh, wait where was I? Oh, yeah, Your comments are good and funny. Wait a minute...

  • @Aprille999
    @Aprille999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    you dont write back to people like this you *block* them immediately

    • @beepot2764
      @beepot2764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      For real lol. Some of these ladies just wanna argue.

    • @08jafar
      @08jafar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      We would not have this bideo If nobody wrote back. Just saying. Lel

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Some girls can't tell anyone to fuck off

    • @jessicataylor7174
      @jessicataylor7174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Kind of hard when half of them knew each other irl and one even had the guy bothering her at work! They were also predominantly messages sent in a short space of time. I'd only block someone after they were weird rather than on the off-chance they might suddenly flip from nice to nasty.

    • @renfish
      @renfish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@beepot2764 Some of us like arguing. Do what makes you happy, they say. Personally, blocking feels like losing, and offers less internet points.

  • @timmydirtyrat6015
    @timmydirtyrat6015 6 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    "In the next months/years you will
    -become older"
    WAIT REALLY? HOLY SHIT THIS GUY CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE!!!

    • @RegularStupidPeople
      @RegularStupidPeople 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Timmy Dirtyrat plot twist, she is a vampire

    • @jz0385
      @jz0385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Timmy Dirtyrat lmao i was dead at that moment

    • @SeymourDisapproves
      @SeymourDisapproves 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What a pathetic little man, huh?

    • @FreakishSmilePA
      @FreakishSmilePA 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *starts to breathe heavily* holy fuck

  • @Stratus...
    @Stratus... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I think the scariest thing about nice guys is that they actually, geuninely believe that they're nice guys.

  • @arianaangelaugustine3936
    @arianaangelaugustine3936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    So, these guys' coping mechanism for being rejected, is to go on a five minute rant saying that the girl is gonna end up all sad and depressed, just because she's not interested and won't let them have sex with her?
    ...we are failing as a species...

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ariana... we've been failing as a species for far too long. I say we send all nice guys and nice girls to an island never to return.

    • @arianaangelaugustine3936
      @arianaangelaugustine3936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Peridot Daughter of Athena i'm down. We just need a big island and a ship to take them.

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ariana Angel Augustine. Shouldn't be too difficult. There's over 2,000 islands in the world, and plenty of ships. The biggest issue is having to find all of the nice guys and nice girls. I've thought about this plan a lot since I have no life at all and spend it watching TH-cam videos and looking at memes.

    • @arianaangelaugustine3936
      @arianaangelaugustine3936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Peridot Daughter of Athena true. And i doubt we could meet em irl seeing as how i'm an introverted potato who stays in her room drawing and watching youtube all day.

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ariana Angel Augustine. Same here. My usual response to someone trying to talk to me is, "Go away. Can't you see I'm drawing?"

  • @TheGooseman14
    @TheGooseman14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I love how these "nice guys" have all the same reaction when some girl rejects their offers. They start with a proposal, and when they get rejected, even politely, they just get out of their minds, starts to complain and cry just like all the insecurity they had until this very moment explode like a nuke on Hiroshima

    • @jajataroy4636
      @jajataroy4636 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Gooseman Nice Guys: OOF

    • @Takokujin07
      @Takokujin07 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nicely said lmao

    • @greenthunder1000
      @greenthunder1000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Gooseman not exactly. The nuke dropped on Hiroshima was actually important

    • @PedroPedro-tn6mj
      @PedroPedro-tn6mj 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Gooseman and then they express their anger through roleplay

    • @drewyetti
      @drewyetti 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is what happens when men express their emotions and I thought feminism is about encouraging men to be sensitive.

  • @liam9431
    @liam9431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1272

    "i wOuLdVe bANgEd YoU iN eLeMenTAry sCHool Xd"

    • @meetmadmat3995
      @meetmadmat3995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      How to date girls 101: imply pedophilia

    • @kro2704
      @kro2704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      FBI OPEN UP

    • @jhinthevirtuoso764
      @jhinthevirtuoso764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Kro i hope they really arrest him he's really weird and creepy

    • @jumbie4972
      @jumbie4972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      - tekashi 6ix9ine

    • @Samm_b28
      @Samm_b28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fbi agests says hi

  • @mariahj125
    @mariahj125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    it's true i'm chasing Chad right now 🏃‍♀️

    • @sparkz6349
      @sparkz6349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Chad Chase: EPISODE 1

    • @darealspedie7696
      @darealspedie7696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@sparkz6349 Netflix original

    • @thecommiesalami9217
      @thecommiesalami9217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      You're not gonna catch him, he ran track in highschool

    • @darthxader1112
      @darthxader1112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      OH GOD THEY HAVE A KNIFE!!!!

    • @garfoofian8507
      @garfoofian8507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did you get him

  • @Sandro234
    @Sandro234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    This guy's voice acting is next level.

  •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    Nice guy logic: I pretend to be kind, thoughtful, and nice towards girls with the express purpose of getting them to sleep with me and be subservient to me. Why can't I get a girlfriend?

    • @mrs.caleetawilliams9392
      @mrs.caleetawilliams9392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      May the force be with you *Chewbacca makes a noise in the background*

    • @abhijay_
      @abhijay_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lord revan, you always speak the truth, and I'm happy that Disney hasn't laid their greedy hands on you yet!

    • @Ace-oy9ig
      @Ace-oy9ig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      May the force be with you! *Pulls out lightsaber*

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo, why the fuck does this have 293 likes and 8 replies? Guys, what did I do right?

    • @XSeanxMeowX
      @XSeanxMeowX 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You were my favourite person in KOTOR!

  • @Matze239
    @Matze239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    *It's Jordan btw*

  • @Kevin-dt9xm
    @Kevin-dt9xm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "DO
    you
    HONESTLY think" is the only way ill say that sentence from now on

  • @chestnut45
    @chestnut45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    I can't fucking even with the asterisks

    • @callumdock1884
      @callumdock1884 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      asterisks fuck I even cant

    • @chestnut45
      @chestnut45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aiden Dock *a s t e r i s k s*

    • @yes1667
      @yes1667 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mow Crow *asstriks

    • @steamonkey9927
      @steamonkey9927 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ASTERISK EXPANDS AND RETRACTS DIAPHRAGM RAPIDLY SIGNIFYING HUMOUR ASTERISK HELLO FELLOW HUMAN I TOO ENJOY THIS ITEM OF PUNCTUATION USED IN THIS CONTEXT HA

    • @poisontaco55
      @poisontaco55 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *fiddles with hands nervously"

  • @aen9321
    @aen9321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2317

    People like this make me really angry because I’ve met so many guys like this at this point that it’s hard for me to *not* be suspicious of or cold to a lot of men who might be really great people. Not only is it not fair to us as women, (I’ve had multiple “nice guys” tell me I should get raped or that they were going to do it to me and then murder me) it’s also not fair to actually good men who are seeking a genuine connection. Trust me.. Sorrow TV didn’t even scratch the surface of how bad these guys can be.

    • @virgilmcmath6363
      @virgilmcmath6363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      see I'm just insulted that they are called "nice guys" because it makes it sounds like that's the best of what men have to offer

    • @shadowstalker8508
      @shadowstalker8508 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      And also, I'm sorry that happened to ya, It hurts mens pride to get rejected and most of "nice guys" are over sensitive.. So they take it out on you because of that, it's how it is...sad but true. All I'm saying is Actions are louder than words, therefore no one should tell you what they can show you

    • @jamestuchowska4675
      @jamestuchowska4675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      I would call myself a nice guy, but I don't do it to get laid.. in fact, I think it goes in the complete opposite direction of getting laid, but it's a value of mine. I try to be as nice as possible to all people, especially the people I'm close to. If you're doing it to get laid, you aren't nice. You're a manipulator.

    • @DrTranofEvil
      @DrTranofEvil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      What’s funny is I’m using this stuff as an ice-breaker when I meet online dates in person for the first time. We share stories of the terrible people we’ve encountered. I think a lot of us are jaded (I’ve met my share of crazy, but I will admit I’ve never had a woman threaten to rape or kill me).

    • @1998rg
      @1998rg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      A E N exactly; im really weary of all men cause of these cases; I have stopped believing that there are any decent men out there.

  • @nickkilmer7371
    @nickkilmer7371 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1641

    When they do the asterisks just do this: * slowly backs away and gets in car * * screeches my tires while speeding away in my Mazda *

    • @musicjax
      @musicjax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      TRAITOR

    • @benjibunny360
      @benjibunny360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Musicjax I reckon it's fighting fire with fire. Or you just block them, either works

    • @Biodebatable
      @Biodebatable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      But you're a Toyota

    • @epichalomastersnipergod1337
      @epichalomastersnipergod1337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Nastassia I can't tell if this reply is serious or not

    • @musicjax
      @musicjax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      what no stop these replies are getting very bad

  • @eldritchabomination9726
    @eldritchabomination9726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Responsibility oven" sounds like a shitty, low quality, budget version of an easybake oven

  • @rang3r34
    @rang3r34 6 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    Be glad when a woman is HONEST with you and says she isn't interested. You will be WAY more butt hurt if she gets with you under false pretenses to just use you for money, food and gifts.......

    • @beepot2764
      @beepot2764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Or worse when she tries to convince herself that she cares about you, marries you, has your kid and then leaves you because she's never been happy. That shit happens all the time.

    • @MiguelRPD
      @MiguelRPD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      The one woman that received flowers was great for being honest and respectful considering how creepy that dude was.

    • @rang3r34
      @rang3r34 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I dunno, I like honesty myself.....People need to understand relationships are built off MUTUAL attraction.....Always be firm and honest even if the other party gets angry. They are only proving you were right to reject them in the first place.

    • @matthewarnold8259
      @matthewarnold8259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this dude is triggered he’s been catfished before

    • @rang3r34
      @rang3r34 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for contributing nothing to the dialogue, Ariana......

  • @TheTsugnawmi2010
    @TheTsugnawmi2010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1822

    How have you not run out of these yet? And why are they getting WORSE?

    • @thebonelessone3107
      @thebonelessone3107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Macent I expect at least 40 of these. I don’t see the “Nice Guys” changing their act in the near future.

    • @thetrashbaby
      @thetrashbaby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Macent They are aaaalways there. Seeing you. In the shadows. Waiting to attack.

    • @umont13
      @umont13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If you say worse I hope you mean even more hilarious 😂

    • @ellabee2453
      @ellabee2453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The nice guys will never, ever end

    • @FoxElliott
      @FoxElliott 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      On one hand, they're too outrageous to be real, but on the other, they're too outrageous to be fake.

  • @NightEyeStudio1995
    @NightEyeStudio1995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    The flower guy goes into a lot of detail... I have a feeling he's projecting a bit XD

    • @brandandroid
      @brandandroid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      he went IN though...my goodness lmaoooo

    • @amaggard14
      @amaggard14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Projecting? Like the thing that displays images on walls?

    • @KaijaSchmauss
      @KaijaSchmauss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Right? Literally all she said was "can you leave me alone?" and he just can't take that as an answer. I don't blame the girl for rejecting him. He sounds like he's 2 seconds away from murdering her.

    • @MrMatheuslego
      @MrMatheuslego 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kaija Schmauss
      Yes, of course, she didn't stop working to go have sex with him, she's clearly evil ! /s

    • @TamLe-xw5yv
      @TamLe-xw5yv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brian P Kuhn Projection is a psychological concept

  • @Andrea-xs4ny
    @Andrea-xs4ny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Wow. These guys are psychopaths.

    • @spicy998
      @spicy998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You don't wanna see Nice girls then.

    • @JoshuaDillonn
      @JoshuaDillonn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      All of them.

    • @hata6290
      @hata6290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andrea not really, honestly, the fact that they’re so socially inept and make so many 180°s in convos emotionally isn’t psychopathic, it’s really just sad that they’re so immature when they’re older than 20.

    • @bnanaaasbrown9529
      @bnanaaasbrown9529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A lot of it comes across as narcissism, rather than psychopathy.
      Narcissists have an enormous sense of entitlement, an insatiable need of attention supply for their egos. They're good at putting on a charming front, which rapidly descends into intense anger and a vindictive streak if they feel they've been "wronged" by someone who won't comply with what they believe they have a right to.
      They usually don't have much empathy, if any, so can't understand the other person's perspective at all. Their inability to take any rejection or critique as anything other than a huge personal affront means they view people in pretty black and white terms. You're either a good person who will give them what you want, or an evil person who doesn't deserve them. They want to "win" and will twist the story by any means necessary. This is where the sour grapes element comes in "I only asked you out because I pity you. You're fat/ugly/poor/short/stupid/etc. I was never really attracted to you". This allows the fragile narcissist to feel like they've "won" the exchange after their pride was hurt. Yes, these people are that petty and desperate to control.

    • @ibillisticsheep3264
      @ibillisticsheep3264 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Das Sonnenschwein I guarantee that they are just as bad but there are fewer of them

  • @ohmygodbecky6829
    @ohmygodbecky6829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    So if you accept the compliment you’re leading them on but if you reject it you’re being stuck up

    • @DoctorSess
      @DoctorSess 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh my god Becky don’t take this the wrong way but you’re kinda cute

    • @Lanoira13
      @Lanoira13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Elizabeth Bathory Power Move: Say "I bathe in the blood of virgins to keep it that way." then block them immediately.

    • @msgirly6827
      @msgirly6827 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right😂

    • @EmB61491
      @EmB61491 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And they say us women are complicated! (Asterisk) *Shake of my head* (Asterisk)

    • @lo3522
      @lo3522 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s like the arguments I have with my bf, just can’t win lol.

  • @TyDie85
    @TyDie85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1273

    Lol the "*does said action* is so cringey. It is almost like they're ASKING to be posted online. People are seriously psychotic.

    • @lukemillen7486
      @lukemillen7486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Gunpla Noob uwu what’s this

    • @lukemillen7486
      @lukemillen7486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      *deletes life*

    • @hibcoolness157
      @hibcoolness157 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *Bulge grows in pants to show I agree* yep I agree it’s super weird

    • @ShannaraTech
      @ShannaraTech 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD RAWR

    • @ShannaraTech
      @ShannaraTech 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OwO

  • @KRASHMAN669
    @KRASHMAN669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2245

    this one was hard to watch

    • @Dropdeaddonuts
      @Dropdeaddonuts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      FOR REAL

    • @StuartRedman
      @StuartRedman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      They're all hard to watch.

    • @PanPanni
      @PanPanni 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      It's hard to believe that these people are even real omfg

    • @imie-nazwisko
      @imie-nazwisko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      **scratches my D and waterbends my knee while typing** True.

    • @linneaconnery3828
      @linneaconnery3828 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I am trying to escape the cringe by going to the comments

  • @blejh
    @blejh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "I'm not like other guys, I'm nice."
    -Literally every other guy

  • @ambercotrone
    @ambercotrone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    All these ladies dodged a major bullet lol

    • @MrKevin1144
      @MrKevin1144 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not so sure....I think they missed out on TRUE gentlemen.

    • @kishinpower3317
      @kishinpower3317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plus a future bullet to the back

  • @erichendrix1602
    @erichendrix1602 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2269

    These are actually kinda depressing holy crap

    • @Berries20
      @Berries20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fuck ikr

    • @shanichamachan6036
      @shanichamachan6036 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How?

    • @jacky79322
      @jacky79322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Seraphi Grimaldi are these really nice guys though....just seems like nerds who are trying to be nice but are actually assholes.

    • @daisycake
      @daisycake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Seraphi Grimaldi maybe they deserve that fate

    • @comradewolfdog8171
      @comradewolfdog8171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Shanichama Chan because these guys are so unlikable that they’ll probably die a virgin unless they change their ways.

  • @capello5688
    @capello5688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    *That asterisk guy obviously watches rick and morty*

    • @papanurgle8393
      @papanurgle8393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Grand Admiral Thrawn To be honest you have to have a pretty high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.

    • @DimitriDiBoris
      @DimitriDiBoris 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This maybe true

    • @George-un7yn
      @George-un7yn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lots of people do it's a good show

    • @kistephen6365
      @kistephen6365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Grand Admiral Thrawn thought it was anime

    • @Gokussjdensetsuno45
      @Gokussjdensetsuno45 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The sad part it's that this is possibly truth.

  • @Mikachu1994
    @Mikachu1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I EXPECT you to....."
    Run. As fast as you can. Very extremely far away.

  • @joemamatw
    @joemamatw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    these guys are like ace attorney villains: they start out sane and then they begins screaming at you madly

    • @hrgrhrhhr
      @hrgrhrhhr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh god I never thought about that

    • @Cinko420
      @Cinko420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jose Carlos Ruiz Carrascosa
      This comment reminds me so much of Danganronpa. Now I see where the inspiration for that series comes from.

    • @antares7672
      @antares7672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OOF YOU'RE RIGHT

    • @SpiderQueen00
      @SpiderQueen00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I recently started playing Danganronpa while my friend watches, and I have seen him play Ace Attorney, and you both are definitely right. I guess that means that they are guilty, right?

    • @antares7672
      @antares7672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SpiderQueen00 Exactly.

  • @noenness7551
    @noenness7551 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Can you BELIEVE that we have r/iamverysmart, r/niceguys, AND r/creepyasterisks in one conversation??

    • @m3rrys0ngstr3ss
      @m3rrys0ngstr3ss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it for myself here.

    • @diavolosteddy7594
      @diavolosteddy7594 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shook

    • @TheRealFlenuan
      @TheRealFlenuan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly why I don't believe it was serious

  • @rohanjeetdas5707
    @rohanjeetdas5707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +999

    *Gotta be cringe immune by now.*

    • @leninaquino1493
      @leninaquino1493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nope

    • @shadowstarter4002
      @shadowstarter4002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Rohanjeet Das youd think, but nope

    • @SpudEater
      @SpudEater 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      There's always a new level.

    • @dopeonme247
      @dopeonme247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought the same thing man... THEN THERES ANOTHER LEVEL

    • @goodolmeplant5809
      @goodolmeplant5809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not if you have seen someone's leg going the way its not supposed to but if you have and your immune then your not just the rap god your the cringe god that cant cringe

  • @dabeastfromdaweast9788
    @dabeastfromdaweast9788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Dude the one about Evan and Steph actually raises a lot of questions, like she _genuinely_ wanted to talk to him. What the hell happened to Evan that changed him into... this... *_thing...._*

    • @saklasnabal42069
      @saklasnabal42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He fell down harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd