My Dearest Mr Sark, Me and a few of the fellas have had a talk and we've all agreed that your videos need to be (roughly) 55 minutes in length each. Also they'll have to be released on a daily basis (possibly twice daily). Your greatest fans Spiders that hide in your mouth at night
Sark, your videos are so much more consistent than expected! Thank you so much, this is amazing, and I'm not taking it for granted :), how are things with Atlas?
Ok Mr.Sark it is awesome as all get out that you reply to the comments on youtube! I see few other youtubers who reply to their fans and I thank you! Btw I really like your editing :3
WillyPapafry The channel is still small enough that it is possible which is nice! BUT don't be too hard on larger channels that don't. It can be like screaming into the wind.
Mr Sark True enough, I try to give every channel the benefit of the doubt, especially when some of the comment sections can be sooo toxic, Glad to see yours is a friendly one though :)
Sometimes I don't watch some of your videos because I don't like the game you're playing but eventually when I'm bored and finally end up watching them, I enjoy it soooo much :) I love you Sark. Reeeally funny videos every time
You have no idea how long I wanted to see this POV from Sark at 4:14, and it's still funny like literally brought a big smile on my face. Loved the entire video though, keep up the good work Sark with your god-like editing. Always hyped to see you post a new video.
Hahaha sure , George W. Bush would like Anaconda from Nicki Minaj. Look at his youuube and scroll down a bit 😂 What are you gonna do now ? Fake Barack Obama , bytch?
Mr Sark, APL said in one of his livestreams that you may be joining him for some CSGO in a stream sometime in the future. I eagerly await that. As well, I'm more than willing to subscribe to your twitch when and if you get partnered and stream more often. I don't even need to tell you how good this video is. Every one of them is edited perfectly.
Wtf Sark, you are just glorious. You edit your videos so thoroughly and release them so frequently and they are still really long. And hard. And moist.
gotta say, the videos actually being fairly old are really enjoyable, enough time to edit to perfection AND it's been so long since i watched the other perspective that its pretty much new. Would love more, older videos *nudge*
Sark, you're literally one of the few youtubers that make me laugh so much. I love how you edit your videos, thank you for making my days better with them. :)
I loved how Sark opened the door to tell "victor" to look through the windows hahahahahaha I literally watched it over and over again just laughing at the absurdity! Amazing!
No, we were talking about Markiplier. This is old Gmod murder footage where Markiplier goes crazy as the murderer and stabs everyone. Sorry for the confusion.
Sark I like how you have a small(ish) channel because I feel like you can communicate more with fans but at the same time....you deserve waayyyy more subs.
Ahh, the good days when you didn't black out after shooting a bystander, and when everything glowed blue. Very old gmod, but still very fun to watch ^.^
Joseph Goebbels Well I mean, it's not a bad ad because of the point, it's a bad ad because he seems to be going about telling us in an inappropriate way.
The way Charlie was trying to barge in on that last round, despite being told multiple times to stay outside made me legitimately believe he was the murderer. I was surprised at the outcome, to say the least.
absolutely loved the q&a, just finished all of radio respawn over on machinima so it was great to have 20 minutes of sark badassery. and i don't know if you missed it due to child raising but theres a movie you should watch called end of watch. a mix of blair witch filming with training day.
0:45 Ah... I get that Rainbow 6 reference :P What was the gamemode called again, where you had to defend one of your teammates while also trying to eliminate one of the enemies?
I've downloaded every single one of Mr Sarks videos starting from inbox a long ass time ago. Just incase I'm ever in the hospital with some crazy disease or something that makes me sad and depressed. I can just pop on a 3 day playlist of videos and feel better...
These videos are ALL good, I'm seriously grateful for the consistent quality. Whenever I come across one I know I've watched, but haven't 'liked' for some reason, I feel like I need to go to a confessional and explain myself to a priest. "Yes my son, based God forgives you. As Penance, perform ten 360 No-Scopes."
People don't usually like working with Officer Sark. They say he's a loose cannon that doesn't follow the rules.
Not even his own.
Coming this summer, Sylvester Stalone plays Sark as WORST BEST COP!
so many years, gone so fast, yet here I've come again to enjoy every single laugh.
Amen, brother 🙏🏻
Me too
Sark was holding one finger up. The one on the trigger.
My Dearest Mr Sark,
Me and a few of the fellas have had a talk and we've all agreed that your videos need to be (roughly) 55 minutes in length each. Also they'll have to be released on a daily basis (possibly twice daily).
Your greatest fans
Spiders that hide in your mouth at night
Jesus. I better hit the Adobe Premiere hard tonight. I had no idea you were in my mouth.
Nah your videos are fine :D hope atlas is doing good ^^
Oh look, now Pierre has Sark in his mouth.
The general consensus is in. Your videos are god tier, thank you for blessing the internet with your hard work, party on Wayne.
koldbolderr Thanks Garth. Party on.
The fact that Sark has played with Markiplier and CaptainSparklez is genuinely astounding, and this man doesn't get enough for his humour either
I lost it when nanners went "Rawr!"
Why doesn't Sark have 1 million subscribers already. The amount of effort he puts into his videos are amazing.
I suppose he doesn't upload regularly enough
Sark, your videos are so much more consistent than expected! Thank you so much, this is amazing, and I'm not taking it for granted :), how are things with Atlas?
iVulgarThrust He's growing teeth so he's real pissed. :)
Mr Sark Sounds lovely to be Atlas. :)
Who's Atlas???
Dk Davis His son.
Dk Davis en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlas_(mythology)
I love the clip where Sparklez and Minx try to get Nanners
RAWR XD
1:14 So I was scratching my nether regions at that moment...
Guess what happened when Mark popped up...
Mr. Freeman, ew!
I don't know man..... you popped a chubb any manner of things can happen.
Your succulent deep voice is gone?
Ok Mr.Sark it is awesome as all get out that you reply to the comments on youtube! I see few other youtubers who reply to their fans and I thank you! Btw I really like your editing :3
WillyPapafry The channel is still small enough that it is possible which is nice! BUT don't be too hard on larger channels that don't. It can be like screaming into the wind.
Mr Sark True enough, I try to give every channel the benefit of the doubt, especially when some of the comment sections can be sooo toxic, Glad to see yours is a friendly one though :)
sick dutch angle in the intro bro. you'll be directing the next thor in no time.
***** XD
+Mr Sark troll the murderer by using v clip the next time on Gmod murder.
Sometimes I don't watch some of your videos because I don't like the game you're playing but eventually when I'm bored and finally end up watching them, I enjoy it soooo much :) I love you Sark. Reeeally funny videos every time
Danny Bish High praise. Thx for your eyeballz!
You have no idea how long I wanted to see this POV from Sark at 4:14, and it's still funny like literally brought a big smile on my face. Loved the entire video though, keep up the good work Sark with your god-like editing. Always hyped to see you post a new video.
Life doesn't make sense. How do you only have 600k?
Yes, it is a lot, but you need like 5 million subs.
Well Sark, with George W backing you up truly anything is possible.
The King 7 Yep! I'm honored?
Mr Sark Lmao!
Hahaha sure , George W. Bush would like Anaconda from Nicki Minaj. Look at his youuube and scroll down a bit 😂 What are you gonna do now ? Fake Barack Obama , bytch?
Mr Sark illuminati confirmed !!! :)
Mr Sark, APL said in one of his livestreams that you may be joining him for some CSGO in a stream sometime in the future.
I eagerly await that. As well, I'm more than willing to subscribe to your twitch when and if you get partnered and stream more often.
I don't even need to tell you how good this video is. Every one of them is edited perfectly.
Gnarbro TaKa Thanks man! I check in on your channel periodically as well. Keep up the good grind!
What a guy you are, Sark. Much love.
Gnarbro TaKa Hope you feel better after that leg bullshit.
Mr Sark Thanks a lot, bro. I got narcotics, so I'll be okay ;D
+Mr Sark hey sark could you be my friend on steam? my name is chainsaw_hero2015
Goddamnit! That bit when you were evading Nanners by mere millimetres had me on edge!
"Some plans are better than others" - Mr Sark (2014)
2014 truly was a simpler time for youtube
7:14 It's almost 1:30 AM here and I'm losing it at how Jordan seems to not grasp the concept of staying behind the doors. XD
I've been on a Sark binge for a while and I realized Mark was in this video and it made me miss the old Mark but also love the new Mark even more.
Wtf Sark, you are just glorious. You edit your videos so thoroughly and release them so frequently and they are still really long.
And hard.
And moist.
Mmmmm kinky
Jackson guy I got a horsetail, a saddle, and a ballgag if you want to come to my place sometime.
I think I'll give you guys some privacy *leaves and never returns*
1:45 nanners nanners nanners nanners ROAR! xD lol
My fav part xD just perfect
Wow, this is the first time I didn't realize Markiplier was here until they pointed him out
gotta say, the videos actually being fairly old are really enjoyable, enough time to edit to perfection AND it's been so long since i watched the other perspective that its pretty much new. Would love more, older videos *nudge*
Sark, you're literally one of the few youtubers that make me laugh so much. I love how you edit your videos, thank you for making my days better with them. :)
I loved how Sark opened the door to tell "victor" to look through the windows hahahahahaha I literally watched it over and over again just laughing at the absurdity! Amazing!
5:15 Nanners laugh cracks me up everytime
Is it just me or has Mark's voice changed a lot since this was recorded?
Yeah, I think it has changed!
Max isn't in this video, or I interpreted your original comment incorrectly
No, we were talking about Markiplier. This is old Gmod murder footage where Markiplier goes crazy as the murderer and stabs everyone. Sorry for the confusion.
Everyone's voice sounds different. If you watched this vid on marks channel it would be more clear and Normal. Skype quality at its finest lol
Yeah true! lol
1:46 Best nanners shark impression ever.
Sark, love ye. Great humor and God mode editing. How old is yer kid atm btw? (love how you actually interact with subscribers)
UrchinT Urch 4 months now
3:38 This whole sequence confirms that Markiplier has always had plot armor
I can’t help but keep coming back. Simpler times, and honest laughter
Sark I like how you have a small(ish) channel because I feel like you can communicate more with fans but at the same time....you deserve waayyyy more subs.
4:20, Sark toggles his spinhacks
it's not everyday you see Markiplier on mr sark's videos
1:46-1:51
One word: Jaws. (MinX as Victim, Nanners as Shark that kills Victim, and Sparklez as the Guy that kills the Shark that killed the Victim.
Nanners Markiplier Sparklez Sark and Minx... more sessions like this PLEASE
minx jumping outside the window was the funniest moment
Ahh, the good days when you didn't black out after shooting a bystander, and when everything glowed blue. Very old gmod, but still very fun to watch ^.^
Thank you for referencing rainbow six at 0:45! It's a great game that they should bring back.
Congrats on 600K subs Sark! Keep up the excellent work!
Sark, from all the guys you play with you have by far the best way of editing! Keep up the good work :) and how is the kiddo doing?
Lmaoo manners behind the window jumping :') 7:10
I have never jumped (been scared) in a Sark video. But at 1:16 I nearly shat myself
I'm surprised Mr. Sark hasn't reached a million subscribers yet, his videos are really good.
I love how Nanners jumped-killed Minx like a Shark! :DDD
Hi mr sark I'm loving the vids, it's what I look forward to every couple days
1:17 legit scared the shit out of me.
Corpsestorm sounds like a really raw death metal band.
You should make that a thing, Sark.
That ending giggle was the best part
Here in my garage. I just bought this new Lamborghini..... AND SKIP AD
I feel like punching that idiot evey time.
DrClackJr I fucking hate that ad.
Joseph Goebbels Well I mean, it's not a bad ad because of the point, it's a bad ad because he seems to be going about telling us in an inappropriate way.
An ad so bad I still remember it 3 years later
I like how you guys get a bunch of other youtubers to play with you. it looks and sounds fun! more?
If he weren't blinded by EVIL he would have known you were holding up eleventeen fingers.
"How many fingers am I holding up?" "You aren't holding any fingers up." "WRONG. It was the MIDDLE one."
Sark: "How many fingers am i holding up?"
Nanners: "You aren't holding any fingers up."
**Shoots Nanners**
The answer was GUN!!!
8 minutes of sark? There goes my week.
The way Charlie was trying to barge in on that last round, despite being told multiple times to stay outside made me legitimately believe he was the murderer. I was surprised at the outcome, to say the least.
absolutely loved the q&a, just finished all of radio respawn over on machinima so it was great to have 20 minutes of sark badassery. and i don't know if you missed it due to child raising but theres a movie you should watch called end of watch. a mix of blair witch filming with training day.
The murderer jumpscare (not nanners) legit scared me lol
0:45 Ah... I get that Rainbow 6 reference :P What was the gamemode called again, where you had to defend one of your teammates while also trying to eliminate one of the enemies?
"how many fingers am I holding up?"
"your not holding any fingers up"
(sarks mind) "if I got no fingers up I should totally shoot some random dude"
XD
I actually jumped when Nanners said RAWR XD
Wooo sarks sub count has been growing! :D I hope you reach over 1million and more soon bud!
"How many fingers am I holding up?"
The correct answer is "Enough to point a gun at me"
FUCK YES. BEEN WAITING FOR A NEW VIDEO ALL WEEK.
I've downloaded every single one of Mr Sarks videos starting from inbox a long ass time ago. Just incase I'm ever in the hospital with some crazy disease or something that makes me sad and depressed. I can just pop on a 3 day playlist of videos and feel better...
Mark Dunham THAT is my kind of forward thinking. **salute**
No murdering with Hell March accompanying it, it's been so long Sark, I miss your rampages!
Great vid Sark!!! Enjoyed every bit keep up the good work :-)
3:33 "don't make me kill you booiy" where did that come from nanners?
Congrats on 600k!!
Love your videos Sark! Keep up the good work! Hope Atlas is doin great
Sark: I don't want to be in the front anymore!
*guy in the back dies*
Sark hasn't uploaded anything in like 4 days. I want to see that Damned game he played with Nanners and everyone else.
Gaddamit sark, watching your vids in church and the fat old lady next to me is wondering why im dying from laughter!
I am usually not surprised by things but when Mark came out of nowhere can killed Sparklez I may have dropped my phone on my face
These videos are ALL good, I'm seriously grateful for the consistent quality.
Whenever I come across one I know I've watched, but haven't 'liked' for some reason, I feel like I need to go to a confessional and explain myself to a priest.
"Yes my son, based God forgives you. As Penance, perform ten 360 No-Scopes."
Classic Sark, love it.
Mark! Aweeeeesome. He's always hilarious in Gmod videos
As usual Sark instantly reacts and it is fucking hilarious
So good I watched it again immediately!
Nanners had to die at the end of this one. He knew too much.
I love how it’s a Minecraft map and Sark was playing terraria music
#letsgetSarkto1million!
1:49 - 1:52 on repeat
I'm crying I'm laughing so hard
This isn't classic stuff! Oh no. This is Vintage stuff. It's not even Vintage stuff. Oh no. This is premium Vintage stuff!
if only real detectives used this genius logic. ;)
Omg u are a mini vanish love your videos I don't care if they are short they are funny as hell
"Stand toward towards the left of where I...I...I la no le la oh ah" Sparklez 2014
I lost it at "Rawr!"
Your laugh at the end sounded like a chipmunk
Dude i love your videos! Its making me cry from laughing. Keep up the awesome content and editing skills! youre awesome :D
sark would make a GREAT cop!
Oh... That actually is markiplier. It sounds very different for some reason
have you tell the murder this:If you are the murder,who will you kill first?
Hey Sark don't know if you'll see this, but i love your videos. They always make me laugh and the editing is always great!
I love you Sark but that 8 bit background music kills me every time.
And I love chiptunes so it seems we are at an impasse! ;)
Mr Sark You know all things considered that is a rather tame reply :)
6:12 Sarkrude-Corpsetorm
He was holding the middle finger up as he killed you.