DESIGNING THE INTERNET'S IDEAL GIRLFRIEND

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  • @Emily-ci5qz
    @Emily-ci5qz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4873

    Lavendertowne: “Assassin who just wants to play animal crossing”
    Me, already getting the marriage papers in order: yes uhuh I’m listening

    • @pyritealchemist3033
      @pyritealchemist3033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Lavendertowne: "Underground crime-lord assassin that goes to fancy parties and stuff but just wants to be at home comfy playing animal crossing"
      Me, not a stranger to developing feelings for fictional characters: aww shit here we go again

    • @lilstinker245
      @lilstinker245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That park came up while I was reading this uwu

    • @crystaltrotter6905
      @crystaltrotter6905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      same bro high five

    • @theveryprettykitty
      @theveryprettykitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Legit doing my nails listening to this in the background hearing her saying just wants to be at home comfy playing animal crossing and i legit yelled “OH MY GAWD MEEEE THO”

    • @ratwriter2197
      @ratwriter2197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sameeee

  • @amna0alhawaj
    @amna0alhawaj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4999

    Ideal boyfriend: good guy but a bad boy
    Ideal girlfriend: baddie, but a good girl
    Sums up the confusion of dating.

    • @ilianoor6870
      @ilianoor6870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Honestly mee

    • @ittybittykibibyte
      @ittybittykibibyte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      More like Bad but wholesome

    • @jet-six
      @jet-six 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      thats cuz most ppl likes a genuinely good guy who can be really fun and "bad" and a badass girl who is actually cute and nice once you get to know her

    • @unikittyisgr8uwu496
      @unikittyisgr8uwu496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *Bo Bhurnam earrape intensifies*

    • @pinupop1234567
      @pinupop1234567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS LIKE BAD GUYYSSS

  • @ponytailproductions2503
    @ponytailproductions2503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3570

    I feel like she’d be part of the same universe as the ideal boyfriend, maybe they were partners in crime or knew each other due to having similar occupations.

    • @parisheidi3119
      @parisheidi3119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Brother and sister?

    • @rose__3147
      @rose__3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Maybe they're dating?

    • @wrensmore9449
      @wrensmore9449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      I most like the idea of him being a bodyguard. It's possible that she was contracted to take out his ward?

    • @yae5063
      @yae5063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      What if they are just good partners in a really cool action show

    • @EmIdc
      @EmIdc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      _Rosettastone Ishy_ definitely not, she has a girlfriend (in my world) but I think best mates would do

  • @-stargaze
    @-stargaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3784

    This girl is literally the embodiment of this meme:
    "I'd like to be taken out."
    "Like on a date or by a sniper?"
    "Idk, surprise me."
    And honestly, I love it so much

    • @katd349
      @katd349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lmao yeeeeeeees xD

    • @azureaqua_1177
      @azureaqua_1177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I love this comment so much lol

    • @ignoremelol2576
      @ignoremelol2576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Underrated comment XDD

    • @cactusyui6382
      @cactusyui6382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I simply liked this so much ( ゚∀ ゚)

    • @pills4728
      @pills4728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Aight close your eyes"

  • @theinfinitydie1582
    @theinfinitydie1582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3677

    The ideal internet boyfriend: "I didn't want to make them a killer since I think I that could turn people off."
    The ideal internet girlfriend: "She is an underground-crime assassin."
    I think this checks out.

    • @ericthered2963
      @ericthered2963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      The power of the male libido is stronger then literal corpses in the closet.

    • @siilvxrly_
      @siilvxrly_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      _cough_ *was a assassin.

    • @chibibeingchibi3197
      @chibibeingchibi3197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I want to like but is in 420

    • @katd349
      @katd349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes

    • @paulosergioribeiro7200
      @paulosergioribeiro7200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The ideal internet couple: Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

  • @madiness
    @madiness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2178

    "Nobody does redemption arcs properly"
    Zuko: Am I a joke to you?

  • @elizadearest6877
    @elizadearest6877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1952

    I really wanna see a magical girl version of this. Take the internets most popular magical girls and fuse them

    • @oofers17
      @oofers17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oooh that would be really cool

    • @laurii0512
      @laurii0512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'd watch that, only to see if they include Fate Testarossa. That show is so underated, I just wanna see it get the love it deserves...

    • @parisheidi3119
      @parisheidi3119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ohhh yeeee

    • @dyo1877
      @dyo1877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YEEEEEEES

    • @ch0colatec0ff33
      @ch0colatec0ff33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

  • @soanalaichnam344
    @soanalaichnam344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1587

    "Nobody does redemption arcs properly”
    Zuko from Avatar the last Airbender: am i a joke to you?

    • @adeline168
      @adeline168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Zuko truly has the best redemption ark I have seen. TAKE THAT KYLO REN!

    • @min_says_h3110
      @min_says_h3110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      He has such a good redemption arc because it really was something you could see him struggling through in all 3 seasons AND HIS PAST MADE IT HIT HARDER 😭

    • @adeline168
      @adeline168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@min_says_h3110 EXACTLY!! I just finished re watching Avatar the last airbender again, and I a, struck by how you are able to see him waver and regret and be happy and get what he wanted and reconsider things. And they also do really good with showing Azula breaking down slowly. It hit me hard.

    • @goji253
      @goji253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      To be fair I think part of the reason why even some of the good redemption arcs don't seem as satisfying as Zuko's is that the characters usually went too far.
      For example, Zuko, despite having done bad things, is still a character you can forgive easily because in the end the worst things he has done come down to large scale property damage.
      Meanwhile, there are redeemed villains out there who did shit like nearly ripping space-time apart in their villainous phase.
      Even if these characters are easy to sympathise with, even if you want them to get better and their writing is done really well there will always be that reminder in your head that they REALLY fucked up.
      Meanwhile, with Zuko, you can feel like he has more than made up for his past by the end of his journey.

    • @adeline168
      @adeline168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@goji253 Yeah, thats probably why Azula and Sosen had gone too far. I think thats what made Catra (from She-ra) surprised me, I thought she had gone too far. You could see her swaying back and forth, but not much until the end, while Zuko swayed back and forth through the whole show.

  • @L0calGreml1n
    @L0calGreml1n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    "Hope you like this girlfriend I made for you!"
    -sweats in bisexual denial-

  • @esg7238
    @esg7238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    Lavendertowne: draws her gritty, bags under eyes, angry
    Me: stop! Stop! Im already gay!

    • @nevaeh4864
      @nevaeh4864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Worst Covers yessss, it’s gonna turn me full gay

    • @beller6719
      @beller6719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this is probably my favorite comment on this video lmao

    • @fish_toes
      @fish_toes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SAME

    • @Erosisasinner
      @Erosisasinner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats a bit too relatable 😂😂

    • @helluvaboss183
      @helluvaboss183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can relate so much

  • @princessdaja2002
    @princessdaja2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    I’m thinking like a “her past comes back to bite her” story line where the people she’s wronged in the past try to find her and kill here. So she has to kinda be in assassin again while also keeping up with her new found wholesomeness. You could get scenes of her fighting her her yoga tights that way, and the duality would be more at the for front.

    • @urfavhebrew
      @urfavhebrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So uhhh birds of prey?

    • @marcydotcom
      @marcydotcom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Birds of prey???

    • @princessdaja2002
      @princessdaja2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      StarDust_ XOX OH HECK YALL RIGHT. I don’t even know how I didn’t realize I watched the movie

    • @bagelonyt1769
      @bagelonyt1769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dae The Deer write a book

    • @ambedo1156
      @ambedo1156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dae The Deer I have an idea
      Aight, please draw these two characters together, the perfect boyfriend and girlfriend together, like for example he’s working as a bodyguard for an event and this girl comes walking in and suddenly theres this weird situation wherein the guy is suspected and the girl gets away. The guy tries to prove his innocence by tracking her down, after a few months like after she quit he finds her and is surprised when he sees how much she changed and stuff, to make up for him losing his job she lets him stay the night and they become apartment buddies

  • @flower_crown1023
    @flower_crown1023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1361

    Lavendertowne: Makes cool girl
    Me: Uh huh okay nice
    Lavendertowne: explains backstory
    Me: **picking out wedding ring** I'm listening

  • @Aviedya
    @Aviedya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    Perhaps a fun name to play off “Vel” would be “Val”? It also has a resemblance to the words “Valkyrie” and “Valor” which I think plays pretty well with the whole redemption and death aspect of her character :D

  • @KawaiiMuski
    @KawaiiMuski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1282

    What about the internet's ideal mom/dad character? I've noticed there's definitely a preference (especially when watching My Hero Academia), and I think it'd be cool to combine all the favorite traits of the best parent or parent-like characters

    • @SmartyPoohBear
      @SmartyPoohBear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      KawaiiMuski Ooh, yes. This needs to be a new series now: “The Internet’s Ideal _______”

    • @mynamo12
      @mynamo12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Panduh 13ear Yes!

    • @bigchez2342
      @bigchez2342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      no I think that's a bad idea, I think that's when all the comic book nerds and boys like myself gather and put in every single super hero's parents, their most defining trait? they're always dead

    • @mista4life849
      @mista4life849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @KawaiiMuski
      @KawaiiMuski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      CookieClub While you do bring up a good point, I was thinking more the lines of characters who might not even be parents but instead have parent-like traits. Sorta like when a lot of people from the MHA fandom call Aizawa their dad or wish he was their dad

  • @tripaces_
    @tripaces_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    space buns and freckles
    SPACE BUNS AND FRECKLES
    *SPACE BUNS AND FRECKLES*
    she's too cute. she pure. she ideal.

  • @stripp1219
    @stripp1219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    Lavendertowne: *mentions large female community proportion*
    Me: hm. No wonder my gaydar is going off with this girl

    • @user-hd9lm3em3o
      @user-hd9lm3em3o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I honestly just didn't think of the straight men that were there. I just assumed all people who are into women were lesbians/bi/pan/omni/poly etc.

    • @basilbat273
      @basilbat273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah if I were lavendertowne I'd kinda wanna not dive into male simps

  • @naolucillerandom5280
    @naolucillerandom5280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3085

    Most stories: so he is a cute anime boy and becomes badass
    This girl: so she is badass and becomes a cute anime girl
    Edit: How did this get 1.8k likes???
    Edit again: 3K now 0_0

    • @renoirrr
      @renoirrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      NaoXDRandom♪ they’re perfect for each other lmao. Balance out everything

    • @underplayer420
      @underplayer420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Camila and for short Camie.
      I feel like these names really capture the duality of this character. Camila sounds like the assassin born into the crime family, and Camie sounds more like the laid back, chill, twitch streamer she later becomes.
      P.S. I'm a boy

    • @blegh277
      @blegh277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He was a badass boy
      then he became a cute anime chick

    • @leolion3323
      @leolion3323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      jack bennett trans rights ✨

    • @EveseveE
      @EveseveE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underplayer I’m really digging names actually that begin with S. Like Seraphina (that can be shortened to Sera) or Saniya that sounds a little bit unique, and in my opinion, suits her aesthetic! 🤗

  • @pigeonegg1429
    @pigeonegg1429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3008

    "Nobody does redemption arcs properly”
    Dr Doofenshmirtz: am i a joke to you
    Edit: please shut up about Zuko, i get it, he had a redemption arc that worked.

    • @herlocksupremacy9178
      @herlocksupremacy9178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      HAJSBSJNSNDGSKSVSNS
      I can’t believe you thought of that i-

    • @madi4551
      @madi4551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Tbh Dr Doof is an icon. I’m glad u remembered him bc I feel like not enough ppl respect his character development.

    • @WildMagicBoggle
      @WildMagicBoggle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Heinz is definetly bi

    • @MM-ue6wy
      @MM-ue6wy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes

    • @athroneoflies27
      @athroneoflies27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      lloyam taesl avatar, the last air bender: am I a joke to you?

  • @TheDarkDuchesse
    @TheDarkDuchesse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    Lavendertowne: works on character design
    me, a chaotic lesbian: yeah idk yet
    LT: draws braids
    me, getting out the marriage papers from my top drawer: Im listening

    • @ricethericey
      @ricethericey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hAahahahah mOOD

    • @cralnejnes1a186
      @cralnejnes1a186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Braids are amazing

    • @uwukotoa
      @uwukotoa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Braids are just... the best

    • @Pussyslayer-amsilly
      @Pussyslayer-amsilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Al Idk I really love girls with messy buns

  • @CJ-iz3mp
    @CJ-iz3mp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    Lavendertowne: so I literally created a charecter based on what my mostly wlw audience likes
    The mostly wlw audience: WHy aM i iN LOvE

    • @addisonivyy
      @addisonivyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      VERY TRUE AS A LESBIAN I AM ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE LMAO THIS IS SPOT ON-

    • @renzakisokuclips2331
      @renzakisokuclips2331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@addisonivyy S amE

    • @CAve_CreAture
      @CAve_CreAture ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @RyelynCaster
    @RyelynCaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2830

    Lavendertown: *designing the internets ideal boyfriend*
    Lavendertown: *designing the internets ideal girlfriend*
    me a bisexual: *I am speed*

    • @jillianhernandez
      @jillianhernandez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      And I eat straight people for breakfast.

    • @4PPLEC0RE
      @4PPLEC0RE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      This, does put a smile on my face.

    • @grappyday5438
      @grappyday5438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same lol

    • @kenziemarie374
      @kenziemarie374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same😀

    • @vanillastars1284
      @vanillastars1284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I want her name to be ash because of her hair is a little ash brown don’t you think?
      P.S LOL😂😂😂

  • @morganschoff7302
    @morganschoff7302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    The ideal boyfriend was a bodyguard and the ideal girlfriend is an assassin? Man alive, I can already feel story ideas churning away. Especially if they had a history together or got together by the end -dare I say, power couple?

    • @silosson
      @silosson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Maybe he's the reason she quit!

    • @theplumscrub1627
      @theplumscrub1627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Silosson GASP
      What if they had been friends for long, and then one day on the job she was put to assasinate him due to him being known as one of the greatest guard of the world?

    • @jessd6393
      @jessd6393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@theplumscrub1627 OMG YES but when she found out that she had to kill him she went undercover and quit to start a normal life as a girl. She changed her look slightly so she wouldn't be recognized. YAS I can't wait to write a story out of these two!

    • @noellos
      @noellos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      there’s literally a movie called the assassin’s bodyguard

    • @5boxes
      @5boxes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'll just give my idea if people do write this.
      So the IdealBF would be a bodyguard. It would seem that he's the one that has a clean conscience but as a person who is actually guarding people with a bad history, he'll be the broken one in the story. So on his days off, he wouldn't be as relaxed as what he shows on the outside. He'd try to chill and get things off his mind, but it would show in his eyes. As a bodyguard of criminal organizations he wouldn't be so free to get out of the business, and with his long time spent in them he'd have gotten some habits that are not so good. Or he could just be bodyguarding important people without knowing that they're bad, then realize it in the middle using plot, and he'd have internal conflict and stuff.
      While the IdealGF, as an assassin who's free to choose who she kills, she'd have a better mindset. Although she's still seen horrible things, she copes better with it. So in her off days she'll be a source of comfort or she would be enjoying herself more. And as she wants to transition into a more carefree life, she would find herself working on assassinations less.

  • @BrassBunny
    @BrassBunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1331

    "Designing Ideal Boyfriend"
    "Designing Ideal Girfriend"
    The common unity from the internet's ideal:
    Dark/edgy, sharp-looking, and fair skin.
    Welp. Kinda saw that coming.

    • @catcactus1234
      @catcactus1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Don’t forget they are also simultaneously cute and wholesome

    • @christiangarza8122
      @christiangarza8122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      CatCactus “Hey, just because I’m bad guy, doesn’t mean that I’m *bad* guy.

    • @ang3lbunny
      @ang3lbunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I always wondered what was so attractive about someone who murdered people...but ya know o-o internet

    • @lilylou3848
      @lilylou3848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean yeah

    • @ratherande
      @ratherande 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joelle ̅ ʖ̫ ̅ probably the strong yandere type

  • @InkieDraws24
    @InkieDraws24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    I imagine her name to be Gigi. In her assassin job, everyone called her "Vigigilante", and as a streamer, she's "GigiGames'

  • @margaridajoaquina104
    @margaridajoaquina104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2581

    Lavender: *does a perfect boyfriend and a perfect girlfriend*
    My bi ass: I need

  • @Deverim3327
    @Deverim3327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    LavenderTowne: "I hope you like the girlfriend I made you."
    Me: "If only it were so easy."
    But no, once again, great job putting out another awesome video. You really hit spot on with this to the point that you went well past the standards I'd subconciously set for your channel. Great job LT :P

    • @URI_VR
      @URI_VR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would like this but 420

  • @rosalie5250
    @rosalie5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Lavendertowne: *Makes ideal bf*
    Also lavendertowne: *makes ideal gf*
    Me: *Smiles in bisexual*

  • @booorue4876
    @booorue4876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    "We don't want her to look like a literal stripper"
    I cackled

  • @vel5440
    @vel5440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    gays: I want a woman who could absolutely murder me
    also gays: heho cuddle

    • @flynn7402
      @flynn7402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nananana, i dont want one-sided murder, i much rather have a war, may the best survive, ya know?

    • @yunasatari4041
      @yunasatari4041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      God that's me

    • @lichofthewoods1132
      @lichofthewoods1132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      as a lesbian I can confirm this statement

    • @lxripalecat
      @lxripalecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel called out jslakajdkdjkak

    • @ravendraws
      @ravendraws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YEP

  • @kaperjuice
    @kaperjuice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +975

    I feel like she deserves a name that starts with R, Ramona, Rowan, or just Ro I think suits her very well (also she can step on me any day ngl)

    • @koshka_salt3069
      @koshka_salt3069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yeah, I like that a lot, maybe Rue could be a name idea as well. I think a name starting with R is nice, because she has red hair and red starts with an R as well lol

    • @squeeged
      @squeeged 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      AND tYLER JoSEPH JUST HAD A DAuGHTER NAME ROSIE ROBERT WHO THEY CALL RO sorry i'm ecstatic

    • @Lucia-ct2sj
      @Lucia-ct2sj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I THOUGTH THE SAME WHAT THE HELL

    • @ivlivss279
      @ivlivss279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rem

    • @Jared-cd5et
      @Jared-cd5et 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rory

  • @loulou6334
    @loulou6334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Me, being bi:
    Ideal boyfriend: heck yes
    Ideal girlfriend: heck yes

    • @molliebright5221
      @molliebright5221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fapsii blablabla samee

    • @mashenka8766
      @mashenka8766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      sAME❤️💜💙

    • @jillianhernandez
      @jillianhernandez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Heccing same. 💜❤💙

    • @4PPLEC0RE
      @4PPLEC0RE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This, does put a smile on my face.

    • @compa6251
      @compa6251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Asexual be like:
      Ideal boyfriend: heck no
      Ideal girlfriend: heck no

  • @reeasidyll
    @reeasidyll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    me: **is straight**
    lavender: *im about to destroy this girls whole career*

  • @catcactus1234
    @catcactus1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2027

    LavenderTowne: Makes two videos about perfect boyfriends and girlfriends
    Everyone in the comments: ah yes this is the perfect time to mention my bisexuality

    • @svltdes9624
      @svltdes9624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yeah lol

    • @t3ddyb34r5
      @t3ddyb34r5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Ikr it's to the point where being STRAIGHT is unique in this comment section. Everyone here is bi and lesbian!

    • @inacatt
      @inacatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@t3ddyb34r5 That's probably because as she said, most of her audience.. are female.

    • @t3ddyb34r5
      @t3ddyb34r5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@inacatt yea

    • @inacatt
      @inacatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@svltdes9624 Is it a problem that everyone here is gay??

  • @delphy8408
    @delphy8408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    "I hope you like the girlfriend I made you" I LOVE HER WITH ALL MY BEING AND I WILL DO ANYTHING TO KEEP HER SAFE

    • @noomre9105
      @noomre9105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your name checks out

  • @lourdes211
    @lourdes211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    LavanderTowne: makes a perfect internet bf and gf
    Me, a bisexual: *happy baby sounds*

  • @briannap1507
    @briannap1507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2930

    "i realised most my audience is made of girls"
    me, a lesbian: yes....

  • @lolzytails
    @lolzytails 4 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    Lavender: I feel like nobody does redemption arcs properly
    Avatar: the last Airbender writers: Hold my Zuko

    • @mango_the_anime8645
      @mango_the_anime8645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thank you

    • @jamieggibbs
      @jamieggibbs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ((Spoilers))
      My Hero Academia: Hold my Endeavor

    • @classyoldsole2539
      @classyoldsole2539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I will GLADLY hold our cinnamon roll Firelord Zuko!🥰

    • @mistybreath
      @mistybreath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Not Anime but
      (StrangerThings)
      Hold my Steve

    • @RF-mc8cx
      @RF-mc8cx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Zuko, sweetheart xxx

  • @LegendWeaver25
    @LegendWeaver25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    LavenderTowne: “She’s an assassin who is also soft and wants to be a Twitch streamer.”
    Me: “THIS IS MY JAM AND BUTTER AND SOURDOUGH TOAST!”

    • @vriskaserketontheps5
      @vriskaserketontheps5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sourdough toast...

    • @truleeswag
      @truleeswag 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vriskaserketontheps5 BRUV SOURDOUGH IS GOOD

    • @vriskaserketontheps5
      @vriskaserketontheps5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@truleeswag I know. I just never thought to toast it before.

    • @truleeswag
      @truleeswag 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vriskaserketontheps5 well my good sir, it's about time you did

  • @Kimegi
    @Kimegi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Lavender: Does a waifu and a husbando
    Me: I'M TAKING BOTH OF THEM.

  • @fredbillsworth8311
    @fredbillsworth8311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    " A spattering of freckles across the nose"
    Me, who's face is 90% freckle:
    👁️👄👁️

    • @possums154
      @possums154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You’re beautiful 👁👅👁

    • @sunysid3up
      @sunysid3up 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      👁•.°👄°.•👁

    • @katd349
      @katd349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@possums154 🎶 *no matter what they say* 🎶

    • @ellerynelson8918
      @ellerynelson8918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I actually want to draw a character with TONS of freckles because they look like a starry sky to me and I think that's beautiful.

    • @zuckertheoctopus3095
      @zuckertheoctopus3095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@ellerynelson8918 now im inspired to draw a character with galaxy skin and star freckles-

  • @tillyyy444
    @tillyyy444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1619

    LavenderTowne: She just wants to be cosy and play animal crossing for a living
    My lesbian lil heart: SCREEE

    • @nic476
      @nic476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm lesbian too

    • @bonkchonkxb310
      @bonkchonkxb310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nerd

    • @RoRo-xc9dz
      @RoRo-xc9dz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Factss

    • @goodjob1593
      @goodjob1593 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol me but i’m a hobo acnl player that wears robes covered cat fur, no aesthetic whatsoever ha

    • @Isabellamerramp
      @Isabellamerramp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sameee

  • @BitesforNugget
    @BitesforNugget 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    LavenderTowne: What would the internet's potential boy and girlfriend be like?
    Me: •Bisexual Nervousness•

    • @WildMagicBoggle
      @WildMagicBoggle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me: *laughs in pansexual*

    • @BitesforNugget
      @BitesforNugget 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WildMagicBoggle Lol

    • @ethan4sias
      @ethan4sias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *confusion in everything else*

  • @nyx7948
    @nyx7948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    And when the perfect boyfriend gets along with the perfect girlfriend there is now a ship this is how fandoms work

    • @ilianoor6870
      @ilianoor6870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They're pretty opposite, which is quite interesting

    • @nyx7948
      @nyx7948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ilianoor6870 ik that's why the fandom is gonna ship them cause you know like good x evil ships there is always a way for the fandom to ship people idk even how fandoms ship entirely different people

    • @bigchez2342
      @bigchez2342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nyx7948 easy, they write the differences out, if it doesn't fit the mold get rid of it

    • @nyx7948
      @nyx7948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bigchez2342 yeah easy but do you remember the mlb ship of Chat blank and Marinette/ladybug you can see the fandom likes bad boys for goody girls soo the ship will still be there because of the fandom

    • @bigchez2342
      @bigchez2342 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nyx7948 I genuinely don't know what you're talking about, who is Chat blank? WHO IS MARINETTE? but still, you do make good points, I think we need to stop overusing the trope though

  • @angelicmeatballs6439
    @angelicmeatballs6439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Comment Section: Les/bi Screeching
    Me: Is nobody going to talk about how she's going to be the coolest best friend or sister you'll ever have? Like somebody hit you, this girl got yo back! Also Video games...

    • @bookowrminspace1813
      @bookowrminspace1813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Totally, she would be an AMAZING big sis!

    • @insertunoroginalnamehere6189
      @insertunoroginalnamehere6189 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also she watches anime
      Also she's supposed to be a sweet comfortable so I could imagine her as an ideal older sister
      Unlike my older sister who just teases me and snores every night so I can't sleep 😑

    • @BowsandAros
      @BowsandAros 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ooh yes! (Fellow aroaces where you at)

    • @noxos482
      @noxos482 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BowsandAros HEREE
      (Very late but still here!!)

  • @ralseiofdashrimps3467
    @ralseiofdashrimps3467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Lavender town: uses toga
    Me: EVIL SAILOR MOON

    • @WatchfulEntity
      @WatchfulEntity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Now it is no longer Himiko Toga. It is now Evil Sailor Moon

    • @WatchfulEntity
      @WatchfulEntity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Silly Headz TV *even better, Yuno Gasai Sailor Moon*

  • @marysaotome7823
    @marysaotome7823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Her: wears an anime is real sweatshirt
    Me: yep I like her

  • @catie33336
    @catie33336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "We all have two wolves inside of us." One of them is addicted to crack. The other is addicted to crack. You are now addicted to crack

  • @kimberlymoore4856
    @kimberlymoore4856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Lavertowne: people seem to like people with brown hair kinda straight,loose,looks like they don’t really do anything to it
    Me:I’m somewhat attractive now

    • @zbear199b3
      @zbear199b3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cries in dark skin fem with super curly hair 😭

    • @stellarkat4657
      @stellarkat4657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol, I showed this video to my boyfriend and he said that brown hair is a turn-off for him.
      He alone apparently likes lighter hair and has a preferance to redheads.

    • @insertunoroginalnamehere6189
      @insertunoroginalnamehere6189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zbear199b3 one of my crushes used to look like that-

    • @Thatgremlinunderyourbed
      @Thatgremlinunderyourbed ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here

  • @lorddominator8099
    @lorddominator8099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1098

    The mbti isn't real. The four elements actually are:
    - beautiful girl next door
    - uwu anime girl
    - yandere chaotic
    - handsome rebellious

    • @606babbles
      @606babbles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Golden comment. 😂

    • @ahaha3829
      @ahaha3829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ..and Harley Quinn.

    • @QueamQuackers
      @QueamQuackers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And I belong nowhere

    • @parisrempel3416
      @parisrempel3416 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's your mbti tho

    • @roselorraine9760
      @roselorraine9760 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i died XD (im an ENFP btw)

  • @elibeth8399
    @elibeth8399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Me: I’m not That Gay
    LavenderTowne: hey here’s gorls
    Me: uh oh

  • @audrefalrose6520
    @audrefalrose6520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    LavenderTowne: designs perfect girlfriend
    Me, a gay: *Z O O M*

  • @Rian-nx4tf
    @Rian-nx4tf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1211

    Lavender: *Makes a perfect boyfriend and girlfriend*
    Me a bi: There are some things we cannot have...

    • @katd349
      @katd349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @bleddynwolf8463
      @bleddynwolf8463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes

    • @jasminnorthway3448
      @jasminnorthway3448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YESSS

    • @raspberrylemonade
      @raspberrylemonade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      As a bi myself, I feel so conflicted. Do I want an intimidating guy that looks like Nico DiAngelo’s long lost older brother, or a girl who just wants to sit weirdly in a gamer chair and play animal crossing? This is a question I never knew I needed to ask

    • @lune4089
      @lune4089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I felt that on so many levels lol.

  • @PuppetOnions
    @PuppetOnions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I feel like her name could be Vivian, and then when she becomes wholesome she goes by Vivi! :)

    • @butyoudidnt4387
      @butyoudidnt4387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's so cute hnnngg

    • @lovediaIing
      @lovediaIing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ahhhhhhhh loona

    • @saturnsghost
      @saturnsghost 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg that’s so perfect

    • @EveseveE
      @EveseveE 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aww cute! Personally, I like the name Saniya and I think it’d be cool if she had a separate code name that is referencing like a flower or something!

  • @somerandompotato1698
    @somerandompotato1698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1464

    “Designing the Internet’s Ideal Boyfriend”
    “Designing the Internet’s Ideal Girlfriend”
    Me, a bisexual: *Chuckles* I’m in danger! :D

  • @mamamentos
    @mamamentos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Lavender: *draws ideal boyfriend*
    *Draws ideal girlfriend*
    Me: *unholy bisexual screeching*

  • @letstalkaboutit2375
    @letstalkaboutit2375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    How not to do a character redemption arc: Severus Snape
    How to do a character redemption arc: Zuko

    • @potatosack7492
      @potatosack7492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree 100 precent

    • @twellwie2841
      @twellwie2841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You were not meant to like Snape.

    • @ssnekky
      @ssnekky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How to not do a redemption arc: Enji Todoroki, AKA Endeavor.

    • @shadowqueen3679
      @shadowqueen3679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *nodding rapidly* 𝙮𝙚𝙨! 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪!

  • @melaniegarcia3158
    @melaniegarcia3158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    me, a gay, seeing the boyfriend video: *skips past*
    me, a gay, seeing the girlfriend video: *clicks immediately*

    • @gloomytomb
      @gloomytomb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chamomile Tea pretty much

    • @rileydoesart9185
      @rileydoesart9185 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You speak of my language

    • @decutestloaf3838
      @decutestloaf3838 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh I did the exact same thing 😂

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's still a fun video, if you like discussions about character design.

    • @krypey
      @krypey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chamomile Tea as a lesbian i gotta say the day off boyfriend drawing was h0t

  • @kinged3n
    @kinged3n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    “i hope you like the girlfriend i made you :)”
    me, a simple lesbian who likes handsome women: *im about to die she’s so pretty*

    • @franziska9260
      @franziska9260 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Take me with you, let's die of pretty together

  • @toothsoup2452
    @toothsoup2452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    I like how most of the comments are lesbian and bi girls crushing on this cartoon character...
    Same.

  • @softstrawberrymochi610
    @softstrawberrymochi610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Lavender: **makes perfect boyfriend and girlfriend**
    Me: **not now bisexual thoughts**

    • @tyrsxt
      @tyrsxt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      soft strawberry mochi same

  • @moodringteen8209
    @moodringteen8209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2026

    LavenderTowne: So my audience is gay so TEChNIchaLLy this is mostly the ideal lesbian gf
    Me, a lesbian: *that's* why I like her so much...!

  • @not_that_anna
    @not_that_anna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    Making an ideal girlfriend: She plays Animal crossing...
    Me: Yeah she's done!

    • @bessieburnet9816
      @bessieburnet9816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So what's the appeal of Animal Crossing?

    • @mariafausti3128
      @mariafausti3128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bessie Burnet ikr I never know how people get so attached to that game

    • @BitesforNugget
      @BitesforNugget 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I made it 210 likes, yay~! ^-^

    • @wormeater
      @wormeater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s a clam and adorable game. You make animal friends and pay of your debt. There isn’t an end to the game and you can play it forever. The feeling of the game is amazing. I think if you watch some videos of Animal Crossing New Horizons you might be able to understand why people love the game so much.
      (Personally Animal Crossing is my most favourite game ever 💕)

    • @pompompurin2006
      @pompompurin2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My heart 🥺💕

  • @actuallyverysoggy
    @actuallyverysoggy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Me: * sees both ideal boyfriend and girlfriend *
    Me: ...
    Me: **pansexual distress**

    • @daddypotatoes1365
      @daddypotatoes1365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same, next a perfect non-binary

    • @WildMagicBoggle
      @WildMagicBoggle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@daddypotatoes1365 then agender and intersex and bigender then gender fluid then...

    • @sapphirerose7434
      @sapphirerose7434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Watches this*
      My pan ass: I want, I need, I love both... HHHHMMMNNNNH

    • @kaifujisaki5669
      @kaifujisaki5669 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes yes yes yes yes me me me

    • @eeeeeeelemons
      @eeeeeeelemons 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Vegimite Man non binary is an umbrella term for anything out of the binary (boy and girl, there’s two so it’s binary). It includes agender, gender queer, bigender, etc. :D

  • @greysonholtz
    @greysonholtz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Me in this: God I’m so gay-
    Me in the boy version: god I’m so straight-
    Me realising I’m hot for both of them: God I’m so bi-

  • @rx500android
    @rx500android 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1029

    "Nobody does character redemption properly"
    Avatar: The Last Airbender would like to have a talk with you

    • @bee-ke9ek
      @bee-ke9ek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      RX500 Android that’s not a good example, avatar the last airbender is above all other shows, and is perfect in every way. Other shows cannot be held to the perfection without becoming obsolete. This has been established. 😊

    • @peanut3045
      @peanut3045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Zeee omg yaaas. I c o n c u r

    • @ericthered2963
      @ericthered2963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also Red Dead Redemption's 2 Arthur Morgan

    • @crystalwaters7573
      @crystalwaters7573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hey. Zuko here.

    • @Kobaford
      @Kobaford 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kratos would like to have a talk with you too

  • @Izavel9210
    @Izavel9210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    I love how the “handsome rebellious girls” are comprised comPLETELY OF LESBIANS

    • @aestinwaestin6268
      @aestinwaestin6268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Its accurate-

    • @tiresome-dragon
      @tiresome-dragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Very true, it's great

    • @Ulises-fk4sq
      @Ulises-fk4sq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I didn't want to assume but I felt those vibes like even I a gay boi was like step on me....

    • @neea8807
      @neea8807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lavender "I was expecting more nudity because boys..."
      Me looking at the results "Yeah, I believe It was mostly lesbians/bi/pansexual gals voting here"

    • @k3_1ee
      @k3_1ee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jasmin lol i didn’t even notice

  • @ananniesday
    @ananniesday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    "Nobody does redemption arcs properly"
    *Zuko's redemption arc* : ._.

    • @Icon-in-Disguise
      @Icon-in-Disguise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Preach👏

    • @thatonegirlwithamustache2758
      @thatonegirlwithamustache2758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Obviously she was talking about charakters like Loki Odinson, not the best redemption ark to this day which is Zuko's

    • @Minzerr
      @Minzerr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what about Vegeta?

    • @ananniesday
      @ananniesday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thatonegirlwithamustache2758 okay...? I was just pointing out that Zuko's redemption arc was best one ive seen yet. Plus I have no clue who Loki Odinson is--

    • @dvvna
      @dvvna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ananniesday wait are you serious???

  • @aubreyackermann8432
    @aubreyackermann8432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Danni. It suits the sophisticated femme fatale, but is still playful enough for the cute side.

  • @criminallyinsane9430
    @criminallyinsane9430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Lavendertowne: posts this video after the boyfriend one
    Me, a lesbian: this is a massive improvement

  • @almapalma5706
    @almapalma5706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Honestly, it didn't even cross my mind that there are guys who like girls and that this character was designed after that, until you mentioned it. My gay ass just thought: "Yes. She looks like the perfect lesbian."

    • @nommingmochi
      @nommingmochi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      i WOULD LIKE TO VOLUNTEER TO BE HER GIRLFRIEND PLEASE

    • @LemonBery64
      @LemonBery64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Honestly I thought the same thing

    • @ShinyShilla
      @ShinyShilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      sorry to be the straight girl tm, but honestly same. Love the character, she is beauty

    • @madi4551
      @madi4551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally what I was thinking the whole video lol

    • @WildMagicBoggle
      @WildMagicBoggle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This character is now pansexual no if ands or buts

  • @wilburmeows
    @wilburmeows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    "Designing the Internet's most perfect girlfriend"
    Me a lesbian: *crying* yes thank you I love her

    • @theblabarmy
      @theblabarmy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Too relatable

    • @mimikyucutie6149
      @mimikyucutie6149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yea... I feel like 75% of the comment section is lesbian/bi/pan girls freaking out(me lol),15% is shipping the internet boyfriend and girlfriend, and the final 10% is trying to create a story.

    • @wilburmeows
      @wilburmeows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mimikyucutie6149 Yeah pretty much I guess

    • @void1629
      @void1629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SHE'S MINE

    • @killjoy863
      @killjoy863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      to be fair, most lesbians would take any girl. source: me, a lesbian & my friends, also lesbians

  • @tshirtflag
    @tshirtflag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I'll present y'all an idea, what if "the perfect bf" is the bodyguard of the leader of the "perfect gf"'s rival gang. They tend to see each other often and whenever they interact they flirt-tease each other on how "bad" they're at each other's job.
    perfect bf would be like "Oww, you're so cute when you get up all angry and try to kill my boss, too bad you'll never actually succeed at it"
    perfect gf would be like: "Y'know I do this for fun right? If I really wanted you gone, trust me, your dead corpse would be floating in a river by now"

    • @gremlinfifty2308
      @gremlinfifty2308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where fanfic?

    • @2knowwons
      @2knowwons 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Considering she is making an ideal gf for what even she says is a mostly female fan base, she’d prob be more attracted to girls

  • @puddinggbbgb
    @puddinggbbgb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2327

    “Designing The Internets Ideal Girlfriend”
    “Designing The Internets Ideal Boyfriend”
    Me, A Bi Asexual; *Chuckles* I’m in danger.

    • @hippie6692
      @hippie6692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Bi asexual or a bisexual?

    • @pastelpluto
      @pastelpluto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@hippie6692 I believe they mean Biromantic Asexual ^^

    • @alikhidzam3749
      @alikhidzam3749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@pastelpluto what does that mean

    • @spiderclops
      @spiderclops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      xd alikh idzam you have romantic attractions to both genders
      You just don’t have any sexual attraction

    • @inexplicable6739
      @inexplicable6739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm in danger*

  • @therestinghornet6906
    @therestinghornet6906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    " She wants to live a quiet life"
    *sweats in Kira*

    • @jarofrocks
      @jarofrocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

    • @pyndr0p_
      @pyndr0p_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

    • @meowmeowmeowmoews
      @meowmeowmeowmoews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone

    • @meowmeowmeowmoews
      @meowmeowmeowmoews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bos5 WTU *you ruined the chain, now suffer*

    • @marsmellow330
      @marsmellow330 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meowmeowmeowmoews let's all report it and then when it's deleted we can delete these comments

  • @edgyprince5761
    @edgyprince5761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    Me, a gay: HELL YES
    Also! She seems like an Anya. or a Russet. Or a Vivian.

    • @lcmonadex1340
      @lcmonadex1340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Definitely Anya

    • @urfavhebrew
      @urfavhebrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Edgy Prince I think Anya

    • @yazzyxx
      @yazzyxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Vivian i think.

    • @inacatt
      @inacatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think Vivian is perfect.

    • @You-ip8dn
      @You-ip8dn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ooh, I like Anya. Or you could do Anye.

  • @digidragon1
    @digidragon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    As a man: *Shook heavy breathing*
    You had me at the red hair.

    • @onsunnydaysigooutwalking
      @onsunnydaysigooutwalking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      As a Lesbian: *Shook heavy breathing*
      You had me at her being female

    • @fauster_R
      @fauster_R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@onsunnydaysigooutwalking lmao facts

    • @Me-if2zt
      @Me-if2zt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As a pan: *Shook heavy breathing*
      I LOVE THEM BOTHHHHHH💖💛💙 (the best boyfriend and girlfriend)

    • @weedmaster-420
      @weedmaster-420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Me SAME THO

  • @weetycherry
    @weetycherry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    With the backstory of growing up to be an assassin I thought her family would name her a fierce name like Artemis or something like Dominique but I think the name Ailiyah would be good.
    If that makes any sense.

    • @naolucillerandom5280
      @naolucillerandom5280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rue Artemis

    • @DreamyFlowerz
      @DreamyFlowerz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Excuse me but how is "Dominique" fierce??? X'DD Idk about you but where I come from that's just an old woman name.

    • @weetycherry
      @weetycherry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DreamyFlowerz I don't know, I just looked up names that sounded cool and most people where I live are called Saoirse, Ciara or Aoife. Just to spice it up or suggestions

    • @PeerlessCucumberPiercingTheSky
      @PeerlessCucumberPiercingTheSky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dominique actually really got that cool edge factor to it tho

    • @DreamyFlowerz
      @DreamyFlowerz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@weetycherry Ah! Are you Irish by any chance? :') -also I always wondered how to pronounce the name Saoirse-

  • @brokenbattery1015
    @brokenbattery1015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Lavandertowne: *draws cute girl*. Me bisexual: STOP IM TAKEN

    • @Creature7777
      @Creature7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me: am I gay now? Jk I was always gayy-

    • @ignoremelol2576
      @ignoremelol2576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She made the dream girl tho- my heart 👁👄👁

    • @linyetaicetea8405
      @linyetaicetea8405 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      10/10
      Would smash

  • @ernest7425
    @ernest7425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    me: *still a vanilla, realization kicks in that she’s really beautiful and assertive looking*
    me: yes yes please

  • @velivie
    @velivie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This video: *exists*
    Me a lesbian: :>

  • @Bruh-lf7wo
    @Bruh-lf7wo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "can she please step on me" - A lonely lesbian

    • @Bruh-lf7wo
      @Bruh-lf7wo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@coeurulea kInKy

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “can she please step on me”
      - a bisexual

    • @Bruh-lf7wo
      @Bruh-lf7wo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All q queer people can relate to this I dont care what your sexuality is.

    • @uwukotoa
      @uwukotoa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I. Love. Her.

    • @abbasilly
      @abbasilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Malaya Morrison yes

  • @hungrypikachu135
    @hungrypikachu135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    Lavendertowne: this is probably influenced by lesbians more than straight males considering my fanbase.
    The comment section: *_mY GAY HEART!!1!! 😍_*

    • @ameliejoy1832
      @ameliejoy1832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      But why would the comment section NOT get exited for lavendertowne supporting pride?

    • @Persephone.Underworld
      @Persephone.Underworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello fellow LGBTQ+ person

    • @solz6140
      @solz6140 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hungrypikachu135 is gay

    • @Lipstickdevourer
      @Lipstickdevourer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES I WOULD LIKE TO MARRY HER, OH MY GOSH MY HEART-

    • @nevaeh4864
      @nevaeh4864 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YESS

  • @unrealisticmess3739
    @unrealisticmess3739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    “They kill the character after they’ve been redeemed.” LOKI LOKI LOKI

  • @kallistto
    @kallistto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Nobody does redemption arcs properly” Zuko tho

  • @shirodoesntdraw6943
    @shirodoesntdraw6943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Me: *Sees the design*
    Also me: Sh*t she discovered our secret

  • @liasoto1624
    @liasoto1624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Her name should be Ashley, but as a nick name, Ash. It’s like a name that sounds strong, yet calming. Like the assassin side of her and the cute regular school girl. ☺️. I think it’s a perfect name for her considering her personality.

    • @madixoxo246d6
      @madixoxo246d6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wowwwww that's the perfect name for her! She fits that so well oh my gosh lol

    • @shinisnotonfire
      @shinisnotonfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      she totally
      looks like an ashley tho 😳😳

    • @lulubylol
      @lulubylol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Petition to name her Ashley!

    • @EveseveE
      @EveseveE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m really digging names actually that begin with S. Like Seraphina (that can be shortened to Sera) or Saniya that sounds a little bit unique, and in my opinion, suits her aesthetic! 🤗

  • @sapphic.shortcake
    @sapphic.shortcake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    I feel like her cover name when she was an assassin would be something cool like Ember, then her real name would be something kinda cute and normal like Cameron (or Cammy for short)

    • @Erosisasinner
      @Erosisasinner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes!! Or a gem name, like ruby or something!

    • @taezer3687
      @taezer3687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yass!

    • @leolion3323
      @leolion3323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That’s actually adorable. The video gave me my daily dose of gay and this comment was the sprinkles on that gay rainbow ice cream.

    • @missmoonandlife
      @missmoonandlife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love this! Her alias as an assassin: Ember.
      Her real name: Cameron, but people call her Cammy for short.
      Her twitch username: Cozy_Cammy1234 (or something like that)

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like the name Cassidy or Cassandra for her, Cassy for short

  • @jugalaxy2197
    @jugalaxy2197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Other video: **two male characters from Boku no Hero**
    This video: **two female characters from Boku no Hero**
    Me: *OH I FRICKING LOVE THIS FANDOM*

  • @설기-u1e
    @설기-u1e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +945

    gosh as a lesbian I love this character- she’s cute AND hot how-

    • @bleachdrinker69
      @bleachdrinker69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      bruh same-

    • @lemonzest7503
      @lemonzest7503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I understand that too well, she’s bloody ideal and isn’t real at all so that makes me sad XD

    • @KesperFriend
      @KesperFriend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same......
      Why does my brain do this-

    • @fnaf_love4rp402
      @fnaf_love4rp402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Same but I'm bisexual

    • @djtwilightgamer9455
      @djtwilightgamer9455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@de4ds That was unneeded, you don't need to voice your opinion so rudely when it is clearly offensive to a lot of people, including me. So we get it, you're homophobic, take your reply and go

  • @daniely2125
    @daniely2125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    **454 comments**
    Literaly all of them: "I'm gay and this is literally the hottest thing ever ^w^"

    • @daniely2125
      @daniely2125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Soph_Skye and there's nothing wrong with that

    • @neymiiie
      @neymiiie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I feel called out

    • @huzzerps
      @huzzerps 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t like he sound if that.

    • @Junaetzia
      @Junaetzia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Finally someone pointed this out. I've seen this a lot of this stuff in a lot of other videos. I never understood it, do some people really get horny every time they see a person? I know I might be taking it too seriously but even if it's a joke it's getting SUPER overused.

    • @Junaetzia
      @Junaetzia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @utopia I'm not angry, it's just that the comments annoyed me and I think I couldn't say that without getting backlash.

  • @computermustard
    @computermustard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1659

    LavenderTowne: **Makes a cute girl**
    Everybody: Oh, she's cute/hot. Nice.
    My lesbian self: **sweating**

    • @ericthered2963
      @ericthered2963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      My straight self: **heavy breathing**

    • @ibibstudios1789
      @ibibstudios1789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      My bisexual self: *._.*

    • @loony_toony_yuni
      @loony_toony_yuni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      My confused, possibly bi, most likely lesbian self: (0_0)__|

    • @Ejiro__Kirishima
      @Ejiro__Kirishima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I love the spectrum in the comments. Also
      My pan self:
      (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
      Crying
      Because im forever alone

    • @ericthered2963
      @ericthered2963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Ejiro__Kirishima
      Why "forever alone"?
      As a Pansexual you have absolute freedom to love whoever you so desire.
      Completly unbound by gender and sexuality.

  • @holly205
    @holly205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    According to captions “Hey everybody it’s LavenderTowne.” Is actually, “me buddy it’s love in Newtown.” So. Yeah. There’s that. Confusion XDDDD

    • @xquenda275
      @xquenda275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WOAH IT DOES I CHECKED

  • @canigetawater
    @canigetawater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Lavendertowne: hey guys im gonna make an ideal boy and an ideal gi-
    Me, a pan: *hyperventilating*

    • @leviquentin1134
      @leviquentin1134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me a flaming pan: Oh no. I think I'm catching feelings!🎶

    • @justyouraverageweirdo
      @justyouraverageweirdo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Now, all we need is a non-binary babe and the holy Pansexual trinity is complete

    • @wigglyfruit4708
      @wigglyfruit4708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Snow derp oo same

    • @j.sizzle1669
      @j.sizzle1669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ACTUALLY MOOD

    • @StopVoice
      @StopVoice 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAH MEE too

  • @peaceinhersheyyy
    @peaceinhersheyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    *ideal boyfriend and girlfriend*
    Bi-ass self: *rattles*

  • @allvibesgoodvibes
    @allvibesgoodvibes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "Ive never seen a character like this that is desperately trying to get to a less exciting life" me: damn that was an accurate explanation of Hazel from umbrella academy xD

  • @justasillygoofyguy
    @justasillygoofyguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I hope you like the girlfriend I made you" oml that is too wholesome >w

  • @spaceteafox0w0
    @spaceteafox0w0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    “Take the cowards way out and kill them off once they get redeemed”
    Lena from Ducktales 2017: *sweats*

    • @bleachdrinker69
      @bleachdrinker69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was fucking pissed when that happened. Like, what’s up?? Loki, Lotor, Lena, Kylo, etc.
      WHY DO ALL MY REDEEMED BABIES GET KILLED OFF-

    • @mikhailthegreatestdragon3627
      @mikhailthegreatestdragon3627 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bleachdrinker69
      Lena didn't die tho

    • @spaceteafox0w0
      @spaceteafox0w0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cocoa Peppermint
      So many L’s

  • @lilysworldgaming7315
    @lilysworldgaming7315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "Not insanely thicc"
    - LavenderTowne, 2020

  • @mew_mo_
    @mew_mo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Lavendertowne: Designing bfs and gfs
    Me: *heavy bisexual breathing*

  • @elisibethjames7488
    @elisibethjames7488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You: (puts “anime is real” on her shirt)
    Me: (smirks in Undertale)

    • @nohintshere
      @nohintshere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Undyne and Alphys have entered the chat*