Like would you rather lose your husband or your voice Idk why I lost it when I saw that it was Tubbo who wrote the devoice one I forgot he was dyslexic I guess
I have now realized how strange the English language is after reading “mother days” and attempting to correct it in my mind to “mothers day”, but to no avail. I’m starting to doubt myself every time I type a word
I feel like I see more and more typos now in comment sections Imagine its mother days and just give her the option of “a divorce or a divoice” -> Imagine it’s Mother’s Day and you just give her the option of “a divorce or a divoice”
Bruh I kept seeing that in the comments but I thought it was about the baby lawyer, like cross examination (I have realized as I'm typing that you cross witnesses not lawyers but oh well)
I was drinking my Gatorade when all I hear is "Baby is lawyer" and just choked on my Gatorade Congratulations Ranboo you almost literally killed me with that one
techno and big q are my comfort streamers bc 1. laughing makes me feel better, which quackity does a lot 2. i can relate a lot to techno’s soft anarchist ways 3. they’re both funny and make me laugh while trying to give advice 4. i can relate to both of them bc i use humor as a way to express emotion they’re cool ig 😡👊🏽
8:17 I was picking up something. Saw this and tripped on the floor laughing, then quackity's made me laugh even harder that it took me 5 minutes to get up.
Techno: "your merch wont make a single sale!" Ranboos merch: having some many people try and buy it at once that the website breaks for almost 2 hours-
Okay, but why did this stream predict so many things? Like, Ranboo's merch thing, the ARM of one of the photos being in a sling in a slideshow about Technoblade, and a few other stuffs I'm too tired to write down?
It always make he laugh to think of this as canon to the DSMP's story... Like immediately after they attempt to execute Techno, they invite him to play Jackbox at Tubbo's house... And he says he's too tired from fighting his way out of L'manberg.
"A Gun."
- Sun Tzu, Fear is the only motivator
The art of fear*
I didn’t know sun tzu published another book
@@simsim194 He published it in 2020
He went off
The fear of art*
I love how Techno’s emote head looks so angry and then when he says “that is all” it just goes back to its original happy expression.
When you thought this jackbox stream is bad the jackbox tournament for 500 gifted subs is even worse
Timestamp?
@@jonasjoyson3813 7:40
@@jonasjoyson3813 7:40 :)
I was literally choking on laughter during that part of the stream holy crap
Tubbo: I just write about stuff from my past
Also Tubbo’s Answer: A Divorce
Devoice*
Hes a lawyer so it makes sense
@@justalula7151 i think you mean quackity is the lawyer
@@bleach9595 Well, Quackity might be lawyer irl, BUT NOBODY OVERTOWNS BIG LAW! BIG LAW IS THE ONLY TRUE LAWYER!!!!!
@@nika9479 DUDE HOW COULD I FORGET BIG LAW
Imagine its mother days and just give her the option of "a divorce or a divoice"
Like would you rather lose your husband or your voice
Idk why I lost it when I saw that it was Tubbo who wrote the devoice one I forgot he was dyslexic I guess
I have now realized how strange the English language is after reading “mother days” and attempting to correct it in my mind to “mothers day”, but to no avail. I’m starting to doubt myself every time I type a word
I feel like I see more and more typos now in comment sections
Imagine its mother days and just give her the option of “a divorce or a divoice” ->
Imagine it’s Mother’s Day and you just give her the option of “a divorce or a divoice”
I swear if the like is 666 i going to call the holy police
@@stopsign2594 ikrth-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/w-d-xo.html
4:12 Techno and Ranboo saying “the pity votes” at the exact same time and merging into one voice scared me
They legit sound the same 😳
Omg that sounded like one person but with an echos that’s at the same time as their words
@@joshcaldwell8523 yea ikr ranboo adn techno just have a different tone to talk
They do that way more often than they should be able to 😂
Techno speaks in Serif bold, Ranboo speaks is Comic sans italic bold, and then eret speaks in Script italic bold
Techno: I’m gonna go-
Quackity: *so you have chosen death*
ok
ok
ok
ok
@@jdjdjddhsjdjdj6181 th-cam.com/video/JwncAQurlqk/w-d-xo.html
IM SALTY QUACKITY CUT OUT THE AMAZING "WE'LL CROSS THOSE BABY'S WHEN WE GET TO IT."
Indeed.
I KNOWWW I LOVE THAT PART
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idk why this so funny but it is so funny
Top 10 anime betrayals: Quackity leaves out the best line
@@chloehill3207 ikrth-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/w-d-xo.html
I’m going to beat you with this brick
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
-Penas
_Sun Tzu, The Art of War Vol.2
@@hitlers_grandson sun tzu was here
th-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/w-d-xo.html
I just read that as I heard it
@@silveraxe301 Ya not gonna rick roll me, im 4 paralel universes ahead of you
-Sun Tzu, The Art of Brick*
it's so worth watching again the moment you see ranboo's baby lawyer in the thumbnail
EXACTLYYYY MY EXACT THOUGHTS
so true
Respect the Baby Lawyer.
become the baby lawyer.
a
alternate title: quackity and techno destroying two children with their rap skills
nah ranboo's pretty good
ranboo is actually the best rapper.
how old is ranboo?
@@Username-wy5kn he hasn’t said exactly but he’s probably 16-17
@@kaylaabendroth1174 lolth-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/w-d-xo.html
Poor tubbo couldn’t read them who chose a fast reading game for a dyslexic person lmao
it was also 4am in england lmao
read fast! they said to the dyslexic person at 4 am
@@neocricket9300 BAHAHHA
and it was late
He is a fellow dyslexic
If techno’s job failed as a streamer he could’ve done rapping or dissing gaming youtubers ngl
he already does that lmao
imagine Techno doing disstracks like hes Ricegum 😂😂😂
@@saltedquackers5264 lmao
why not do both? more mons lmao
...Or working at a orphanage
Techno’s voice with so much emotion during the patently stupid game is everything LMAO
tubbo was so sleep-deprived during this it's scary
well it *was* at 5 am for him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Poor tubbo :(
it was so funny when ranboo was choosing tubbos images for talking points “so how can I make this about me” *camera pointing in window*
"YALL LOSING TO A DROPOUT!!"
- Technoblade, The Art of English Major
LMAO
I love jack box streams,, they’re so entertaining
Ikr
@@Okay1 ok
@@Okay1 ok
@@Okay1 ok
@@Okay1 Ok
It's hilarious that Tubbo can still be wholesome while talking about murdering childeen
IK LOL
CHILDEEN
"u call yourself a pro? You can't even jumping"
Tubbo's experience as an ex national trampolinist : 🚶
HAHAH TRUEE
apples shows up on screen:
technos brain: apples am i right chat.
I feel sorry for Tubbo- he legit woke up at 4 in the morning to do this
i think he just never went to sleep, seeing as this was a spur of the moment stream
Is more like he didnt slept in the first place- also he was new in the game loool
Alternate title: The squad collectively drop-kicking a dyslexic child in rapping
Why does Techno sound like a poet that is having a bad day when he says his rap lol
He is
He didn't add the part where he wrote, "Team with techno because he can't be bothered."
IK I WAS WAITING THAT PART
when techno yelled at that baby- wow im- wow just i know he stabs people in minecraft but that was intense.
Techno: What do you do when the pit fills with the babies?
Ranboo: We- We'll cross those babies when we get to them!
Bruh I kept seeing that in the comments but I thought it was about the baby lawyer, like cross examination (I have realized as I'm typing that you cross witnesses not lawyers but oh well)
Tubbo’s just having a stroke the whole rap battle
How could you leave out “we’ll cross those babies when we get to them”
Also techno “you’re goin to prison”
POV: you're not early you're just at the right time
Nah, I’m late
im 10 minutes late lmao
as you should be
@@JonasAmick I’m even later😔
1:44
“I’m stealing all your stuff on the dream smp” -sun tzu
I love how at 5:10 Techno noticed that Quackity put down freight instead of fright. He's still that English major deep down.
This is probably the most emotion I've ever heard from techno
"You're going to be known only by the grave on your land."
*That aged like fine wine.*
"Forget about showing up on the finale"
NOOO IT HITS SO DIFFERENT
“That baby better learn today!”
- Sun Tzu, ‘The Art of War’
I just like how techno was yelling for the physics but then right after he just ends it with a smile
"I'M GONNA PUNT YOU STRAIGHT TO THE MOON" is my favorite line
Why do Babies head smells So Good?
Technoblade: *F E A R*
7:41 genuinely never heard Techno this aggressive....
“What kinda in the sweet home Alabama bullshi* is this?”
Best line
Tubbo:
Life is a meaningless void. What is sleep. Sleep is just part of our imagination. Life is such a blurry picture.
Everyone:
oh no
_anyway_
i love how quackity hypes or laughs at everyones jokes :) i feel like it would be really awkward without him
Techno's emotion showing so much in this video
3:46
Oh my goodness, Quackity was trying so hard to avoid laughing at a dyslexic Tubbo moment.
im a simple person. I see quackity I watch. I see jackbox. I LIKE
Yes
ayo we not gonna talk about tubbo’s banger presentation at the end-
God I haven’t heard Techno’s voice in so long…it’s so weird. I miss him so much…
o7 king. Don’t let that crown ever fall :)
1:02 I love how he spelled divorce in a British accent
Waiting People. Where are you at ?this is going to be a good stream
Or should I say premier 😅
@@Okay1 Ok!
Yo
It will be
@@GotToRunn -_-
I feel like Techno had so much fun with this and I'm here for it!
BABY LAWYER: the spin-off to Boss Baby no one asked for
We need more techno jackbox games he’s so funny
Pov: your waiting 28 minutes for the stream to start
The tunnel thing reminds me of doctor who outro O.O
Edit: tysm for 200+ likes :)
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Me too
It’s a premiere, not a stream
nah i watched the real stream and voted
@@techno-chan8903 ikrth-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/w-d-xo.html
Child: *exists*
Quackity and Technoblade: So you have chosen death?
7:32 that whole presentation was hilarious
4:58 techno could had said “ im going to beat u with this netherite pick” instead LMFAOO
I don’t think you can pick multiple words in one sentence I could’ve been lied to tho
Poor Techno safety thing and then no answer, and then he roasted the wrong dude
I was drinking my Gatorade when all I hear is "Baby is lawyer" and just choked on my Gatorade
Congratulations Ranboo you almost literally killed me with that one
"You're gonna be known only from the grave on your land" that joke didn't age well
i never knew how much i needed to hear techno scream about theoretical physics until now
3:27 it was funny last year
But now it kinda hit hard
"The baby is lawyer" is such an underrated joke it's so funny
techno has so much emotion in his voice when screaming about the baby learning theoretical physics
Techno is the reason why you dont mess with an english major in a rap battle
techno and big q are my comfort streamers bc
1. laughing makes me feel better, which quackity does a lot
2. i can relate a lot to techno’s soft anarchist ways
3. they’re both funny and make me laugh while trying to give advice
4. i can relate to both of them bc i use humor as a way to express emotion
they’re cool ig 😡👊🏽
every time i hear technos voice i feel sad :( i miss him
me too :(
I agree
Ikr ❤
Don’t miss him, he had an amazing life and was overall an amazing human being(except for the orphan massacres and mass arson/child labor)
This was actually so funny even tough everyone in the call sounded like they were dying, lol. Especially Tubbo lmao.
0:30 "now is probably a good time to tell you I only think of you as a friend"
0:25 showing Ranboos chair video-
i can't be the only one legitmately afraid of techno screaming at me.
The fact that "No Answer! Techno can't be bothered" gives off such techno energy
"forget about showing up in the finale"
well that. THAT aged.
Makes me feel like he’s still here,
RIP
the king never dies.
O7 techno, he was so goddamn cool in this video. I miss him so much
techno's "HA-'" that gets cut off at 4:36
8:17 I was picking up something. Saw this and tripped on the floor laughing, then quackity's made me laugh even harder that it took me 5 minutes to get up.
5:10 aged so well when Techno got 800k viewers live
7:44 I’ve never heard more conviction or emotion in technos voice then in that moment XD
Beautiful looking and it hasn't even started yet
“Ranboos dead” really hits different after technos lore
Quackity reading the lyrics when Tubbo was struggling to read them in time was really sweet
Techno: "your merch wont make a single sale!"
Ranboos merch: having some many people try and buy it at once that the website breaks for almost 2 hours-
Them just randomly playing jackbox while philza stares in confusion in house arrest
Tecchnoblade: I'm going to bed.
Quackity: *YOU HAVE NO CHOICE, I AM GOING TO FORCE YOU.*
Okay, but why did this stream predict so many things? Like, Ranboo's merch thing, the ARM of one of the photos being in a sling in a slideshow about Technoblade, and a few other stuffs I'm too tired to write down?
“Children keep appearing on my doorstep!”
Gun. The children can’t come if they ain’t alive.
This was such an unexpected group for jackbox, but genuinely one of the funniest jackbox streams I've watched😂😂
Quackity: GUN
Techno: GUN
Tubbo: GUN
Now someone give Ranboo's baby lawyer a gun xD
The VOD of this made me learn that Ranboo and Techno's sense of humour is incredibly similar to one another
Heck they even sound similar
@@sylviaishanee5377
Yes they really do!
“Why do baby’s head smell so good?”
Techno: FEAR
I just finished tubbos stream so I'm here now I'm a bit late don't you think?
3:27
Oh God that didn't age well
“A divoice“
Me: *yeah tubbo typed that hes dislexic.*
Are you _dislexic_ too?
@@rockeater27 oh s- no theyve found out run GET OF ME HO WWJSHDHXIDXHKWDBWHIEVHWXIDHJWDXNKDWNJL
It always make he laugh to think of this as canon to the DSMP's story... Like immediately after they attempt to execute Techno, they invite him to play Jackbox at Tubbo's house... And he says he's too tired from fighting his way out of L'manberg.
i wanted to see techo's problem be something like: "orphans bother me" or "i keep seeing oprhans" and his sale was *the orphan obliterator*
11:34 Tubbo: how can I make this about me?
Camera: nOICE
3:15 i heard he said RANBOO'S DADDY CANT HANDLE THIS PORK AHHHHHH
11:23 TECHNOS LAUGH LOLLLLL
we miss you techno
I love how quackity says chat is voting favorites even though it's his own chat.