I definitely got to check out this series sometime. With my sense of humor I think I'll find these pretty funny. Nice it wasn't too much suffering on your part for our entertainment. With the How Bad Can It Be series you're always running a bit of risk. Lest we forget Death-scort Service.
Ted Mikels is a God to us cheesy movie connoisseurs. Astro Zombies, Girl in Gold Boots, and The Doll Squad rank among my favorite "so bad it's good " flicks.
Ted Nikels was amazing!! He was just like Corman and made films super fast and super cheap and didn’t care how bad or good it was. I love hearing him in interviews he’s just an interesting guy!! But near the end of his career I feel the only movies that he made that were alright were Astro Zombies it was the only thing keeping his name alive!! RIP Ted!!
I’ve only heard of this because RiffTrax did a commentary for the first movie. I love the outdoor cat and mouse gunfight where the environment goes from day to night to dusk at random. Also, the two agents taking the redhead to dinner to see a topless dancer. Weird as all hell.
With just a touch of my burning hand I send my astro zombies to rape the land Prime directive, exterminate The whole human race And your face drops in a pile of flesh And then your heart, heart pounds Till it pumps in death Prime directive, exterminate Whatever stands left All I wanted to say And all I gotta do Who'd I do this for Hey, me or you And all I wanted to say And all I gotta do Who'd I do this for Hey, me or you Oh, all I want to know All I want With just a touch of my burning hand I'm gonna live my life to to destroy your world Prime directive, exterminate The whole fuckin' race Then your face drops in a pile of flesh And then your heart, heart pounds And it pumps in death Prime directive, exterminate The whole fuckin' place well All I wanted to say And all I gotta do Who'd I do this for Hey, me or you
I need a sanity check here. The original AZ had the most inexplicably ridiculous opening credits in the history of cinema. Did anyone else notice that? Was it just me? WTF was with the toy robots & tank?! Were they going for a Sharknado effect 40+ years before Sharknado?
Very. It featured that guy who drank. A lot. 0:55 That guy. You know the one I mean. Yeah. MST3k fans would be more familiar with Mikels' Girl in Gold Boots however even if that one is a bit more competent with its outdated notions of "plot" and "characters". Where would I say Astro Zombies places on a "Worst of all time" list? Anything with Tura Satana in it is automatically disqualified.
This looked painful lol. Like, I enjoy the first movie for what it was and the time period that it was made. But yeah, the sequels look painful. This reminds me though. you still haven't done the 2 Lost Skeleton movies :) I mean, it doesn't look like the third will ever happen, but you could do a short mini timeline with the Lost Skeleton films.
John Carradine would appear in anything, as long as he got a paycheck (he had 355 acting credits at the end of his career). You should check out Horror of the Blood Monsters, another movie with Carradine.
i watched these movies when i moved and had no internet, so i gave them my 100% attention
I've said it before and I'll say it again: you do the Lord's work, sir.
Well I think this one left me speechless
We love you too Josh
I definitely got to check out this series sometime. With my sense of humor I think I'll find these pretty funny. Nice it wasn't too much suffering on your part for our entertainment. With the How Bad Can It Be series you're always running a bit of risk. Lest we forget Death-scort Service.
i wish i could forget deathscort service.
honestly, spot in my heart for astro zombies. lots of fun
I love the zombie masks.
I definitely need to watch Mark of the Astro Zombies.
You can watch all 4 movies here on TH-cam
"... and it had multiple sequels."
Me: spit-take "IT WHAT!?!?"
Thank you for suffering through this for our sake, Josh!
Amazing content wondering if you ever covered the feast movies since those are horror movies
i haven't yet! but i will, they're on my list. love those .
@@movietimelines cool I just rewatch the first movie last night
They looks like fan movies the sequels do The original looks like how it should be
Ted Mikels is a God to us cheesy movie connoisseurs. Astro Zombies, Girl in Gold Boots, and The Doll Squad rank among my favorite "so bad it's good " flicks.
Drew (Pool Party Massacre) Marvick is in Astro Zombies: M4 - Invaders from Cyberspace. He's also in Meathook Massacre 4 and Axemas 2: Blood Slay.
and brinke stevens too! also in MHM4
I want an Astro Zombie mask!
Then I'd put duct tape over that solar cell so nobody could make me get out of bed in the morning😁
Ted Nikels was amazing!! He was just like Corman and made films super fast and super cheap and didn’t care how bad or good it was. I love hearing him in interviews he’s just an interesting guy!! But near the end of his career I feel the only movies that he made that were alright were Astro Zombies it was the only thing keeping his name alive!! RIP Ted!!
Now watch the corpse grinder series
i actually had a hard time decided to do this video on this or corpse grinders, so look for those ones in the future.
Never heard of these movies
These definitely seem super random. Great video!
I’ve only heard of this because RiffTrax did a commentary for the first movie. I love the outdoor cat and mouse gunfight where the environment goes from day to night to dusk at random. Also, the two agents taking the redhead to dinner to see a topless dancer. Weird as all hell.
I want more but I am confused at the same time
I'm guessing super super bad, with that title..
With just a touch of my burning hand
I send my astro zombies to rape the land
Prime directive, exterminate
The whole human race
And your face drops in a pile of flesh
And then your heart, heart pounds
Till it pumps in death
Prime directive, exterminate
Whatever stands left
All I wanted to say
And all I gotta do
Who'd I do this for
Hey, me or you
And all I wanted to say
And all I gotta do
Who'd I do this for
Hey, me or you
Oh, all I want to know
All I want
With just a touch of my burning hand
I'm gonna live my life to to destroy your world
Prime directive, exterminate
The whole fuckin' race
Then your face drops in a pile of flesh
And then your heart, heart pounds
And it pumps in death
Prime directive, exterminate
The whole fuckin' place well
All I wanted to say
And all I gotta do
Who'd I do this for
Hey, me or you
So, if I were to watch these slotting 'The Doll Squad' in between the first and second ones, would that constitute the TVMCU?
Dude!!! Can we get a video for Butt Boy???
I need a sanity check here. The original AZ had the most inexplicably ridiculous opening credits in the history of cinema. Did anyone else notice that? Was it just me? WTF was with the toy robots & tank?! Were they going for a Sharknado effect 40+ years before Sharknado?
Have you seen Hillside Cannibals? It's on a par with these. Absolutely terrible 😂
Is that the one from 2006, came out around the same times as the remake of The Hills Have Eyes? If so, have seen and absolutely agree.
@@ajbonine69 it could be. It has absolutely no plot and they just throw in a sex scene at the end 🤣
i have not, but now i think that i have to.
@@movietimelines you won't be disappointed but you will be disappointed if you know what I mean 🤣
Well silencers on revolvers do work but only on but those have a special feature that seals the camber only one comes to mind
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This is true
Why do people make shit like this? It's insulting to anyone with a brain that hasn't been pickled by years of cannabis abuse.
I feel like I want a refund just watching this Video of the Movies 😂
Very. It featured that guy who drank. A lot. 0:55 That guy. You know the one I mean. Yeah.
MST3k fans would be more familiar with Mikels' Girl in Gold Boots however even if that one is a bit more competent with its outdated notions of "plot" and "characters".
Where would I say Astro Zombies places on a "Worst of all time" list? Anything with Tura Satana in it is automatically disqualified.
I saw the first one because of Rifftrax. - I greatly enjoyed that Buzz and the greasy club guy from Girl in Gold Boots was in it.
This looked painful lol. Like, I enjoy the first movie for what it was and the time period that it was made. But yeah, the sequels look painful. This reminds me though. you still haven't done the 2 Lost Skeleton movies :) I mean, it doesn't look like the third will ever happen, but you could do a short mini timeline with the Lost Skeleton films.
there will definitely be a mini timeline on the Lost Skeleton movies! not sure when, but it WILL happen.
I’ve seen the first two. The first one was bleh. I did really enjoy the second one though.
ohhh my. this just looks....wow. lol
John Carradine would appear in anything, as long as he got a paycheck (he had 355 acting credits at the end of his career). You should check out Horror of the Blood Monsters, another movie with Carradine.
Really hope the series comes back at some point
Huh
AstRob Zombie(s)
They sure managed to make some great songs for some lousy movies
Hmm. My twin brother writes this comment. (:
JJ Ab4rums
I've never even heard of this series. Sounds weird.
Is it just me, or does that pink dress look like something recycled from the original Star Trek? 😀
Not gonna lie, kinda upset you beat me to this one... but also really okay that you beat me to this one.
i'm actually surprised it took me this long to get to!
Hahahaha gotta watch haha