ASMR Sheriff TSA Pat Down (full body)

[@ripxdoc]

most sane asmrtist

[@prestprestprestprest]

insane*

[@Unmatchedlel]

@@prestprestprestprest nope sane is correct, most sane means that shes the most normal asmrtist which is a joke since every asmrtist acts insane

[@prestprestprestprest]

@@Unmatchedlel oh alr

[@MisterBig-10]

​@@Unmatchedlel sorry, He's still training

[@Burnsyx95]

I do not consent

[@piglonx5907]

that makes 2 of us

[@_W3ird0_]

That makes 3 of us

[@Togi7689]

That make 4 of us

[@whiterosebloodmoon4522]

She don’t care

[@Dlainabs]

That makes 5 of us

[@shazamcharmellia5148]

I need my lawyer

[@Danny_the_Platypus]

Might I suggest gibi asmr fastest lawyer

[@MicahBellTheThird]

Gonna have a the good the bad and the ugly asmr version​@@Danny_the_Platypus

[@Danny_the_Platypus]

@@MicahBellTheThird lol

[@Kjo_r7]

Better call saull

[@abdullahmohab8534]

I'm a really good lawyer

[@iceyydiceyy815]

Unc didnt take her meds now she's posting videos on wednesday

[@OsirusHandle]

unc? she a lady 😭

[@jakgajwghoawghkah]

@@OsirusHandle anybody can be unc

[@OsirusHandle]

@@jakgajwghoawghkah when u last got called auntie 🤣

[@jakgajwghoawghkah]

@@OsirusHandle 🤣🤣 you got a point

[@andreavarvarigos1936]

What's unc lol​@@jakgajwghoawghkah

[@26655]

How she say 'okay' is very relaxing.

[@sawyersmith6690]

00:00 Intro + smell dog
00:52 Scanning
01:20 Arm scan
02:12 Pat down
05:43 Bone density test
06:51 Checking scalp + haircut
08:14 Checking throat + light
09:10 Eye test + light
10:13 Wrap up

[@kitcole-hamilton3055]

Ty!

[@juabranchess]

dog??? 😭😭

[@andreavarvarigos1936]

Cat*

[@andreavarvarigos1936]

Thanks

[@andreavarvarigos1936]

She said dog at the start​@@juabranchess

[@alex_avasese_15]

I think TSA got inside the previous guy's baggie❄️

[@johnnycripplestar5167]

Rings?
Am I fucking Sonic?

[@theiconicboss81]

Lmao

[@dicaprio3101]

That’s illegal

[@Bloodknight7567]

@@johnnycripplestar5167 yes

[@Rockardo_]

@@johnnycripplestar5167 uhhhh this killed me lmao

[@Nightdreamr]

You're doing what to sonic?

[@notphamtom]

I think im gonna have to call Saul for this one

[@ziondraws]

Having the door open and recording this kinda video is the type of confidence I aspire to have

[@evanfunk12]

Southern accent is so good for tingles idk why and the camera moving around is so funny

[@Googoogaga1274]

Buddy it’s time to sleep

[@sekxzi]

been here since 20k it’s nice to see ur account growing emma

[@WolfRhymesEntertainment]

I drew her in a past life buddy 😂 I'm the original designer

[@michiieee]

went through accents faster than i switch personalities

[@iloveyouskii]

i love your pfp

[@almdudler6317]

3:01 emma trying to kill me 🤭

[@MrItsthething]

pov u are a baby

[@ramen5592]

I just saw the comment while I was thinking that while at the 3 min mark 😂

[@vallencyyz]

get a life

[@Veeprobablyedits]

GIRL U HAVE 92k NOW?! Been here since 900, wtf. That’s insane 😭

[@Imboutuedge]

I love how you covered your mouth during the tongue thing cuz you know your fans are 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[@sxmplykai1803]

@@Imboutuedge uhmmm whaaa

[@ruki4348]

@@Imboutuedge what .

[@theonepieceisreal8878]

Ur name shows that you're one of those fans

[@A.Gelman1]

imagine she posted stuff on instegram reels

[@skuawkersishim]

I’m never flying again

[@rainisreallyprettycool123]

That would probably be my reaction too haha😂

[@elfbrute]

geeked up playing x box ALL DAY

[@mariobalotelli5682]

Get a LIFE

[@_W3ird0_]

Shut UP

[@fakediorbag]

GEEKED UP PLAYIN XBOX ALL DAY🗣️

[@mariobalotelli5682]

@@fakediorbag hush geek

[@savyxxr]

Idk if i was gonna pass out from the relaxing tingles from this video or from the amount of shots i took after she says “okay”😆

[@the.radio.guy.]

6:04 she looked like she was about to cry💀

[@sfgidyugfyh3g87rt]

i'm so early i hope she won't find out about what i did at brokeback mountain

[@RaiderCat12]

You, my good sir, have just won this comment section.

[@hakuna..matata]

@sfgidyugfyh3g87rt I know what you did.

[@sfgidyugfyh3g87rt]

@@RaiderCat12 Thank you so much it's truly an honor

[@thetrueuzumaki2111]

I did something awful at Wet Cave Cavan

[@ripxdoc]

7:03 scalp check was really tingly

[@almdudler6317]

her videos are my new obsession

[@Chimchimchiree]

You're so incredibly chill.

[@nn10394]

i needed this.

[@magnetsphere2872]

That's exactly the type of cat I would expect you to vibe with. Clawing and biting everything

[@Bomboaclat]

Cat looking like a late night snack

[@skymed3095]

What are you? A hungry/poor medieval era Asian?

[@SLide_AB]

The Wednesday upload goes hard🐴

[@PolizomaAce]

Why is she playing patty cake with my feet? I'm scared I need my mom.

[@carlacamarata8799]

I’m happy you don’t hide your cat in vids, he’s a star

[@No13atMayhemMalady]

Seems like you had the drugs 0:15

[@jeefius]

the k in k9 stands for kuma

[@franco02444]

The zoom zoom sounds 😂😂

[@OrangeAnimasyon]

THE BEST ASMR VİDEO THAT İ EVER SEEN, PERFECT SOUND , PERFECT VİDEO , PERFECTİON

[@evanfunk12]

Why’d you have to post right at the start of my shift 😭😭 happy Wednesday tho

[@kutloano.mp4]

How's your shift man?

[@evanfunk12]

@@kutloano.mp4 terrible but could be worse lol. Halfway done and on lunch break rn

[@RyanGoslingFromDiscord]

evan funk 12 mentioned

[@ericsnipes3465]

this cat is hella cute tho

[@feynex31]

Better served with rice and chilly sauce 😋

[@kitcole-hamilton3055]

@@feynex31I’d say solid 750 calories?

[@xXIWantYourFeelingsXx]

well he sniffed wrong, its just my anti depressants

[@Coyote_pup]

Can’t forget the anti-phycotics too 😅😅

[@GunslingingGoose]

Sniffer cat never sniffs wrong 😡

[@xXIWantYourFeelingsXx]

@@Coyote_pup almost forgot

[@JA_0717]

YOU POSTED ON MY BD YOU MADE MY DAY BETTERR❤🎉

[@arthurolimpio5739]

this is so good and funny and yet it still is asmr, hahahs that was great keep it up queen

[@xKolwitzi]

I loved this one! You should really make more patdowns vids

[@Anywaays]

Relaxing? Idk but this is definitely entertaining

[@Brie-bri3]

The cat attacking was so funny 😂

[@VaGGuess]

Cutest cat!

[@ParmerJonCheese]

POV: TSA found a full sized shampoo bottle in your carry on

[@maltegamer1336]

Not far away from 100k 🎉

[@andreavarvarigos1936]

Yeah

[@BBBOSCH]

John "not smiggles" freedom here (not john smiggles)
This video was so amazing it helped me reach my lifelong dream of exploding into a million pieces and being returned to the earth as i once was
-John "not smiggles" Freedom

[@Millieidk2023]

You’re so pretty!! ❤ also I love this video and I’m subbing

[@Totallynotomarr]

Daily dose of Emma

[@brendie259]

This will be a serious court case

[@lokitheacrocanthosaurus8240]

I dont even watch this channel to relax. I watch to laugh at this point.

[@julihaberman7700]

Im literally watxhing this to sleep bc im waking up at two am to go on a teip

[@ucc-54bkzevsrvuoigteisuaas56]

watching this on 2x is much better

[@bayanv2457]

Amazing tingles ✨✨ thank you

[@Tennthomas]

Rdr3 looking great

[@a1exdavi552]

This just feels like an average brandon farris video

[@sid38743]

5:13 I'm sorry ma'am, but did you just... whoop me? I thought those days were long gone 🧑🏿‍🦲

[@jakubmalecki7547]

6:35 I cant feel my knee after that one

[@shefwtj1]

earliest ive been on a video

[@sir8919]

Another wonderful post unc please don’t forget to take your mess

[@lawaffle]

im so afraid of female cops and this made it worse thanks emma you a real one

[@medusa4454]

Bookworm adventures isn't illegal, you should play it

[@vyzx494]

what did I do?

[@HeyPaladin]

We need more cat asmr 🙏

[@tylermech66]

Never gave me my rings back!

[@JaIenw]

Yeah no I don't consent

[@leoyuri8938]

I plead the 5th!
(I´m not even american, don't know what it means😅)

[@terrasteele3534]

Atleast there was no cavity search

[@TapestopASMR]

Certified high-noon ASMR content.

[@Hawlk12]

I clicked for the look but stayed for the accent

[@nathannix3699]

This was so good and funny!

[@chopstickfwd8735]

The smell dog is the star of this video!

[@zachwboss5000]

The Lawsuit finna have me in retirement 😌

[@zeltfor]

It is wednesday my dudes, and we have a new vid, clearly the voices are getting to louder.

[@StormierNik]

Falling asleep to a Sheriff cowgirl smacking my ass during a TSA pat down wasn't really my intention tonight but now I know i'll sleep like a baby

[@piglonx5907]

Emma what breed is your dog? I've only seen a couple of those at airports and I don't have the balls to ask what breed? Is it exotic or something? 🤨🤔

[@andreavarvarigos1936]

Yeah lol

[@andreavarvarigos1936]

Is it a cat dog?

[@PopodumMan]

The arm bone tube would be an insane way to find out you've been planted with a microchip

[@topnarutoc2111]

damn near broke my knee!

[@friedchickenloverr]

That's a very cute racoon in the beginning

[@keironrokk]

It’s like ADHD does ASMR and I love it..

[@DevChristie7356]

3:45 cocaine

[@Eyemakeplaylists2]

Fun fact! Cocaine DOES actually effect your weight, making you either unbelievably skinny or causing you to gain weight quickly!

[@Broro1811]

Pure chaotic energy 😂

[@andreavarvarigos1936]

I read the desk yeah wednesday posting would be fine*

[@ZadeRecordz]

Imma tell my kids this how the guards were during the Stamford prison experiment

[@ambrosiahasnevertastedthis3673]

the cat is so cute * ^ *

[@bigdeuce1127]

Your videos are amazing 😉❤️

[@Ares_TTV]

Doctors recommend setting alarms so you can take your pills on time everyday!! I hope this helps!!!! 🎉❤🙏🤗

[@shaeck1011]

great vid ‼️

[@Arktic06]

that is not a dog and it most certainly cannot smell my narcotics

[@magicaltour1]

@@Arktic06 Well, it could actually. It just couldn’t be bothered to care.

[@harryhubbard1897]

You’re fucking funny and we appreciate you

[@raggidyrumble9732]

Miss girl I think you should do a video doing the snip snips trigger!

[@ArgenisGarcíaRodríguez]

0:11 yoo the cat 😂

[@SPTO]

LOL I love the way you took the piss on the stereotypical Texas accent there. BTW that outfit looked good on you too :)

[@-Cybercobra-]

As far as first impressions go, you're batting a thousand XD

[@JimJones-ih1er]

Please dont touch me there emma 😔 😢

[@NameRedacted0]

What are the odds we're dead at the end of this video

[@NameRedacted0]

I can't believe it

[@fennikk2433]

​​@@NameRedacted0 Did we end up dying?

[@BigManChips_7]

The accents tho

[@BurntheTires84]

It was funny how she was trying to ignore the cat that was trying to get on her head

[@avg_ale21]

She looks like Anna Taylor Joy in Last Night in soho... Great video tho

[@s4lly79]

This is the first thing I noticed & ironically why I started watching

[@Lamarjackson124]

Mkay

[@spawn2414]

Cool dog