Imagine if stolen bikes in real life acted like this, where they just piledrive you into a corner and then leave to go back to their owners. Hysterical.
I AM THE KING OF AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gotta say: I've never noticed how interesting a 3D game with minimal textures can be... kinda feels like one of those simulation programs car designers sometimes use for virtual cash tests
Yes and no. The POINT of Turbo Dismount, from what I can tell, is to make your guy die as painful and wild a death as possible. The sequel really hammers this objective by giving you points based on, among other things, the exact injuries your guy suffers during the run.
I love how spy dies in a chair and scout normally crashes himself into a car slowly Like father, like son (Scout’s probably the only one who has a normal crash in this vid)
If a series of these kinds of dubs are available soon, then I would like to see more characters be added in them, like Sonic, or Mario, or possibly even Metal Mario and Gold Mario.
Some of the course designs in this game are a dead ringer for the sort of PURE EVIL you see in Super Monkey Ball games. Good thing the goal of this game isn't actually to avoid the obstacles. I think.
0:24 it's THE perfectly cut scream
Wut
That part of the Snoipah saying "I AM THE KING OF AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" was incredebly fun, we need a taunt of that
2:12
It's Sniper.
Like the soldier one who use the trumpet that he pulls a greneade and dies. They should do that even there
1:23 i actually expected him to say "didnt hurt"
**barely avoids trains**
“Well that was clo-“
**gets rammed by snowplow**
Meanwhile in Alaska...
Do not look at Me Maggot!
"FUCKIN SNOWPLOW!"
-old jacksepticeye
Ah my anus
Ah my painas
0:24 congrats soldier you got past the heart wall
Well a part of your body did
Soldier:¿What?
By flinging one of your body parts at 9999999999 km, you will manage to clip into the barrier.
He has achieved S P E E D. His A C C E L E R A T I O N was Y E S
I will rip off your- A-
Wut?
wut?
2:18
Oh my god this entire sequence is perfect
It's cartoon soldier then this clip kicks in
oh my painas
0:24 dafuq
*"I will rip off your-"* A-
Wut
1:19 missed opportunity for the "holy crap this goes on forever" part
It didn't go on forever...
2:28 "How that was close?!"
2:29 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Ooooh! My painis!"
2:12 I AM THE KING OF AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *deds*
DxDVlogs&mais aqi! XD
Died
a
0:24 he disappeared of a blink of an eye
"I will rip off your- A- *glitches the entire game, and gets confused about how it happened* What?"
0:25?
@@risingstar09 wut
2:27 I like how soldier thought that he had a close call, but he spoken too soon and got hit by that one car! XD
Solder: now that was a clos- AHHHHHHHH!
@@muntadherthabit9641 "in the distance" OH my Ainis
1:04 Are we just gonna ignore how that bicycle just put itself upright and then ditched Scout?
Girl Scream
Even his own bike hated him, lol
Imagine if stolen bikes in real life acted like this, where they just piledrive you into a corner and then leave to go back to their owners.
Hysterical.
0:58 Spy picks the worst time to play leap frog.
He also lost the “Frog Legs”
0:23 he literally broke out of the invisible wall
0:24 I will rip off your A-
I will rip up your- Aaaa-... wut? LOL! 😂
Wut?
''guess i am dead''
Hi! Didn't expect to see you here!
Witchy gmod 2:18 my favorite part, just for the berd
Witchy gmodtgm
I love this
"I am the king of AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
2:19 best scene
"I will rip off your HEHHHHH! "
akward scilence
*wut*
0:23
Привет я не могу понять что это за слово не
@@juliavoloshko334
Sorry. I don't speak vodka.
@@brodiero-solar302 don't ou mean Sandvich?
@@harrytheseal6566
Yes. I mean sandvich
1:24
Scout: falls back down ramp in a painful manor
Also scout:
The diner
2:18 I completely imagine Soldier doing and saying that xD
While riding in a run-away chicken.
1:58 love the *happy pyro noises*
"I will rip off your HH----"
".........wut"
+Nabbit's TH-cam haha loool this part
He just disintegrated XD
And there goes his ass.
Completely destruction.
The perfect example of dematerializing. 👌🏻😌✋🏻
1:48 Burning Through Space 3 [SFM] is looking great!
0:23 I died! XD
I will rip up your- A-
....
Wut?
I AM THE KING OF AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lel
"Do not look at me maggot"
I died laughing
I DIED TO
2:35 *Do not look at ME, MAGGOT.*
"I will rip off your (Extremely short scream) (long silence) wut?"
omg xDDDD
i will rip off your AH-
...
wut?
i died laughing
Same. XD
Me too XD
0:24
Same
*P a i n i s*
1:33 HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH! Grab some steal boy, there co.................................................Guess I am dead.
skill*
João Soares steel*
***** it looks like skill to me
João Soares He said steel.
ok then
*1:37** I was crying laughing*
It say cu-
Guess I am dead.
😂😂💀💀💀💀
"Hahah! You and i are a lot alike mate. except. I AM THE KING OF AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
I'm fucking dead! xD
Half a million views? Wow! You sad, sad people.
I love you all. Thanks.
Djangles LeVaughn AAAAAI LAAAAAAAAAAAVE YAAAAAAAAAAU TAAAAAAOO! SOLDIER, WHAAAAAAT AAAAAARE YOU DOING HERE?
2:29 avoided the trains, good job. snowplow...? nah..he dead.
H*ll that as close-aaaahhg! My painis
The way Engie says "That was close" while laughing made me feel good
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEEEEEE"
"Prance some skill boys, they're com-"
*dies*
"guess I am dead"
It's "grab some steel boys", but yeah, it's hilarious.
You and Oi are a lot alike, mate. Except Oi am the king of Australi- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! XD Gets me every single time
R.I.P. Rick May 0:18
Now that was clo- AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! Mai painis
+Eptiomism *Anus.
Eptio
Eptio ha ha let do th- * hit by the car * AGHHHHHH!!!! MY BONK COLA!!
0:25 *bark?*
Insane Carlos Ricano when did he say that
The one at 1:45 had me in tears
WOOOO AW HELL!
@@Glamrockroxy2025AAA-
Oh, that was clo-... AAAAAAAAAH! Ow, my painis. Do not look at me, maggot!
97% of comments :: ''You and I are a lot like mate... except I AM THE KING OF AUSTRALIAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! 3% of comments :: Other funny lines.
Time stamp the sniper one so I can just replay it over and over again
Gotta say: I've never noticed how interesting a 3D game with minimal textures can be...
kinda feels like one of those simulation programs car designers sometimes use for virtual cash tests
"You and I are alot alike mate! Accept I am the king of AustrailAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
If you remember this, your childhood was awesome
Funniest TF2 Dub i've erver seen so far, these videos should earn way more views because its a lot fo wokr that goes into those, good work
I AM THE KING OF AUSTRALI-AAAAAAAAAAAH
Nah,
If you listen really close at 2:33 you'll hear the soldier say " ow! My painis!"
+Coal Pixel its anus not ainis
0:23 My favorite :D
“Wooohohohohohoo!”
*SCREAMS IN PAIN*
0:30 wut
2:26 I love how the car comes and has gone XD
Solder: now that was a clos- AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
@@muntadherthabit9641, my painis!..
2:32 "Ow, my ainis!"
...
Do not look at me, maggot!
That moment when demo lost his head made me almost piss myself (0:43)
0:24
i will rip off your *travels to another dimension*
Wut
Turbo Dismount: basically a 3D happy wheels without the death traps and senseless blood and gore?
Yes and no.
The POINT of Turbo Dismount, from what I can tell, is to make your guy die as painful and wild a death as possible.
The sequel really hammers this objective by giving you points based on, among other things, the exact injuries your guy suffers during the run.
Oh my ainis
Should I remove my painis?
Guess I am dead.
Do not looking me maggot
Herbivore The Carnivore, DO NOT LOOK AT ME! Maggot!
Holy shit! F-Zero soundtrack, good old days...
Now that's a masterpiece. Well done my friend.
Been waiting for this video.
I love how spy dies in a chair and scout normally crashes himself into a car slowly
Like father, like son
(Scout’s probably the only one who has a normal crash in this vid)
Great choice of music, F-zero fits this so well :)
"Grab some steel, boys! Here it come-"
*Pickup Truck ☠ Engineer*
*Guess I am ded*
@@garrettarnold5663 WOOOOO! Ah hell...Aaaa-
this needs a sequel.
I haven't had a laugh that good that it made me cry in a while.
You and I are alot alike mate.. Except I am the king of Australiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
I am the king of Australi-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
That last stunt clip though, Soldier made 2 trucks go high into the hair without getting hurt lol!
OYYY AM THE KING OF AUSTRALI-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
0:01
Hah this is fun-
* death *
Haha! You and I are a lot alike mate,except I AM THE KING OF AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Didn’t know I needed this in my life till I got it
0:24
"I will rip off your A....!!!"
............
"wut?"
XD
i absolutely looove this
I'm pissing myself right now. This was fabulous!!! :'D
A masterpiece. A true masterpiece.
But seriously, though. This was hilarious.
I love the f-zero music really fitting but E
All of them were hilarious
childhood right here
The 2nd soldier part, I lost it 😅
Do not look at me, maggot. That is so funny
‘Mmmmph’ pyro 2015 - the future
The scout and sniper were my favorite
I was laughing so hard throughout the whole video.
I remember playing this
Nostalgia attack 100
If a series of these kinds of dubs are available soon, then I would like to see more characters be added in them, like Sonic, or Mario, or possibly even Metal Mario and Gold Mario.
LOL the ending got me "Do not look at me, Maggot"
Oh god I had tears of joy
Well, well, well... seems like I struck the same shiny gold all these years later
Some of the course designs in this game are a dead ringer for the sort of PURE EVIL you see in Super Monkey Ball games.
Good thing the goal of this game isn't actually to avoid the obstacles. I think.
The goal is to cause as much damage to the dummy as you can.
Spy's scream I just perfect.
2:29 the man of steel
Nostalgia...
This is satisfying somehow
Dimsount, the best brutal funny game
Nostalgia from F-Zero's ost ;-;
YEEEEEEEEEEE. GRAB SOME STEEL, BOYS! HERE I COME- ... guess I am dead
Awesome and Funny! :D
Why is this in my recommended five damn years later?
Holy smokes, it really cracked me up