Arlecchino’s guide to making a child sleep 1. Sit beside them on bed 2. Pat them comfortingly 3. Reassure the restless child 4. *_D I S C O M B O B U L A T E_*
“Fine I will tell you a story There was once a child who wouldn’t fall asleep when his father asked him to, so then came a spider and ate the child, the end, sweet dreams”
Lyney: Father i can't sleep...
Arlecchino: *_Chokes Lyney to death_*
lyney boutta visit the rizz heaven wit this one
_Harder daddy_
@@xiersome. rizz archon fr
Arlecchino’s guide to making a child sleep
1. Sit beside them on bed
2. Pat them comfortingly
3. Reassure the restless child
4. *_D I S C O M B O B U L A T E_*
Someone make an edit of this
Dazed, D I S C O M B O B U L A T E
Arle just reading a book to them, the book "how to kill" dad pun edition.
Father Arlecchino would instead make us sleep for eternity 😂
bro i keep seeing you in every genshin related videos
@@ginodmoriones Thats what I'm saying-
Me : Do it daddy
Arle : What?
Me : What?
I mean…..😳
“Fine I will tell you a story
There was once a child who wouldn’t fall asleep when his father asked him to, so then came a spider and ate the child, the end, sweet dreams”
If the children can't sleep:
Crucabena: *Sings a lullaby*
Arlecchino: *_Chokes them to bed_*
Oh no i suddenly became an orphan with insomnia i hope a dommy daddy doesn't adopt me and choke me to sleep as a solution to my insomnia
atleast it works for life
@@okokokokok2631💀(same)
@@cannibalman8175 I SEE YOU LITERALLY EVERYWHERE I GO HELPP (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Crucabena would probably make children fight to death for the comfier bed and sleeping pills.
I think she meant knock you out with a punch
Same. That's definitely something she would do
Ummm are u sure about that...!!!!
the fav food one too! its kinda twisted if u read the last part carefully..
I have a suspicion it would be of most of y’all’s liking 💀🙏
Nah
No
Yea
absolutely
Im afraid she wasnt talking about choking all this time 💀
She read the kids a story once and they haven't been able to look at beanstalks the same again
The method is super effective. Rather, too effective they never wake up again
I think she would just force feed us drugs to fall asleep
I'm all for it
We wont know untill we dont try Da-father.
"Won't be to your liking" as though we DON'T want her to step on us???
Bro focus a bit and look at her shoes💀
Why specifically choke?? We don't know what she was implying other than that it was violent
I assumed she wilk just knock us out tbh which is in no way better-
i think she means knock u out lmao
"dark"
Ok but now im curious to hear what it actually is
She didnt
not my dirty mind thinking of something else
THEY'RE KIDS BRO💀
*Try me*