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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ก.ย. 2024
- This is the saddest story of all time.
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follow these or i will bite you
• Twitter - / beluga1000
• Instagram - / beluga1000
• Discord - / discord
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AMOGUS
I want mustard water
No
No
Hehend
Unskippable ads really are the worst
First comment on verified comment
Second comment on verified comment
Third comment-
Oh no had to type long sentence for chain nvm
Third comment on verified comment
True
Beluga proceeds to get a girlfriend, while his mom is dying.
To the person reading this: You're all that and a super-size bag of chips. I believe in you. Be happy ✨ Virtual hug loading (づ￣ ³￣)づ
My dream is to hit 13k by the end of this year, i would really appreciate. But it's totally fine if you don't want to.✨
.
Yo
Beluga Give Me Heart 😭
Amongus
You copied my comment lol
Beluga : getting a girlfriend
Fans : “what did it cost?”
Beluga : my mom
Lol
@Do you like draw? because i put the D in Raw oh, i thought they kicked you out because you're a barca fan
Thanos: 😳😳😳
@@josephfayek9255 lol
That sounds so wrong lmao
0:08 was a McDonald's ad.
Imagine if someone was choking on McDonald's food and you want to give them CPR and see this ad.
How ironic!
Jimmy when he meets Hecker:
"Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!"
But nobody is as great as pablo
@@juveriya0984 nobody is greater than the holy goddess melony
@@jessebaker4245 who?
@@juveriya0984 nah hecker can just ban Pablo without being a mod
e
Beluga and Jimmy: talking about the dark web
Beluga's mom: Quietly dying in the corner
I wanna be the most hated person in the world!!!😡😡😡
Mom : Hi. Im dying rn, pls help
@@bobloz4150 not again :/
@@coolcat9516 yes again
@@bobloz4150 you already are
You know what's interesting? When the single ad first came up, I first thought that was Jimmy Neutron, but realized it was Sid, due to how similar they are in appearance (except for hairstyles ofc). And then later on, Jimmy joins Discord, but it's SID in the pfp. I love that multilayered connection.
I thought it was scrap trap from fnaf
Evil beluga: “I don’t want a girlfriend, I want a grill friend :)”
Evil rouge: stfu and doesn't comment unfunny overused jokes
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB the hell am i supposed to read this pfp??? it's the a red background with some white weird oookin triangle. ion understand how i'm supposed to read that
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB who the hell are u and why u askin like looking ur profile
Make my way to 1000 please 🙏🏻 🥺
It's a kind request
Please 🥺 😢
@@user-um3qs3rc8i More like good rouge
"Did u get a girlfriend?"
"Yes"
"What did it cost?"
"My mom."
literally his mom
I wanna be hated!!!
~_~
@@bobloz4150 too bad
@@AlexTheMacaronian 20 sec?
"You have 5min to study a 2 hours video " Logic in cats world .
I have youtube premium so I don't care about ad's
@@surajglares just wait till it's over : )
@@elonnnnnnnn1111just use youtube vanced
Tbh that's pretty much how schools work irl too sooo-
@@elonnnnnnnn1111 AD BLOCKERS ARE THE BEST THEN :D
In my opinion, the lesson isn't to not trust the internet, but to not trust ads.
because they are always unrelatable to the content you're viewing
"Never use the internet"
Beluga saying that on the internet: "I'm the creator of what I'm trying to destroy." :)
@gaminghaila lol
when shiva is sus
Hecker to Jimmy: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
Dave: IM ABOUT TO END THE WHOLE CAREER OF THESE 2
we need hecker back
😂
For those of you who are dimwitted, this is a reference from Kung Fu Panda.
And I quote "Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary
beluga: i dont have a gril friend
skittle-chan, snowie and pepper: are we a joke to you?
Beluga definitely deserves a grilled friend
@@zarkahmed3199 Moral of the story: Don't eat grilled skittles with pepper on a snowy day.
Begula has simps not gril friend
LOL
@@harrybest2041 lol wtf
This video says a lot about how TH-cam will allow any ad on their website, regardless of scams.
and topics
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How to do CPR
1. Watch a 40 minutes ad without skipping.
2.
*ok*
oof the 30 min ads are brutal
Shut
Dabo Life
=
Dumb Life
😂
Reeee
It’s been 4 years and Beluga still hasn’t forgotten Belu-mom emergency
😭
Sir it has been 20 years now
sir sorry to inform you but its been 30 million years. There no such things called "cats" in the world.
@@caramelcharm8892 then what's my name :(
@@RamenLoverr Correction: There only hecker cats and blue cats in the world now. Or your from the past...
Belu-mum: *dying*
Beluga: “ooH iM Am sINgLe”
I love how the video went from his mom choking to an ad to getting a girlfriend to hecking an exam
“Maried?”
“But”
“I don’t have a gril friend”
“That can be arranged”
Me: *Bruh*
It means they get a friend to grill with. Like arrange a BBQ?
Ok sorry bad joke.
@Jimmy Yan Ye.
Arrange marriage
@@parthasarathisahoo5410 is this a crusader kings reference?
Belu-mom: [Literally just coughs.]
Beluga: *Now this is an avengers level threat.*
shes choking.
shes dieing
@@iasked.6449 and?
@@sunlesshawaii they asked, you cant use "And?" against them
Girlfriend generator
first to reply dis guy
@@mythicplayzroblox7821 who cares when youre first lmfao
s
You know you're bad when even if you are verified you still get zero to no likes AT ALL
@@BataiWuzza Yk you’re sad when you care about likes in a beluga comment section.
Ads then: A whole cinematic video
Ads now: OmG i cant pass this level! !
Hecker:
Finally, a worthy opponent.
our battle will be legendary
@Dr. Dark Crystals hecker doesn't hack darknet; hecker hecks it
SO TRUE XDDDD
Me changing lives be like...
I hope Begula..I mean.. Beluga hasn't forgotten about his mom's emergency lol
im sure she is fine..
@@Beluga1 ok
@@Beluga1 Oki
@@Beluga1 ooh hi beluga
@@Beluga1 ok
Plot twist: Jimmy is the same person who is the "hecker" .
Impossible 😂
@@mahfujurbiswas3794 you mean NOT impossible think of it… hecker is plotted to be the biggest hecker in the world so…?
@@Munir1860 big brain people 👋🏻
@@Munir1860 but hecker has TH-cam channel so is to much public he gunna get cot
@@getnerd6143 yeah for what he create a fake acc
When you see a youtube ad thats silent, remember, that means the company that the created the ad got copyrighted and had to pay some money.
Beluga: what can the dark web do?
Jimmy: yes
Beluga: can you teach me how to do cpr?
Jimmy: uhhhhhhhh
Hello there
Wow Obi-Wan! I never thought I’d see you on here
@@terencedavids bruh, I jave several top comments on the channel
General kenobi You are a bold one
How to use the dark web?
In this week’s episode, Belu-mom is dead and Hecker has been replaced.
Where is heker :c
Walt at 3:34 AM: “You have five minutes to study”
Also Walt at 3:34 AM: *EXAM TIME*
Yes point to be noted😂
Well it was about quantum physics
Also the video takes way more than 5 minutes
I once had a dream that we were writing an exam at 3am so everyone tried to keep each other awake
As a person who has ads on TH-cam, I can confirm this is what really happens
Beluga: has problems with ads
Adblocker: *Reality can be whatever I want*
Also every website: Seems like you are using adblocker, disable to continue
What’s adblocker?
@@mateuszsikora588 how do u get it?
@@HandsOnWorship you just search for it and get it..
@@HandsOnWorship it makes it so all ads dissapeae
Belumom: having a heart attack, seizure and stroke at the same time
Begula: am I single?
Ad kills
Beluga: generating a girlfriend
Me: did he forgot to help his mom and what bout cpr
*👁👄👁 careless beluga*
Wtf is cpr
@@anamelessmonster2300 Cardiopulmonary resuscitation
@@andreacasciana oh, thanks
@@anamelessmonster2300 cpr is helping someone with breathing 😌😌
r/wooosh
I almost got a heart attack when I saw a 4 hour ad in thumbnail...😂😂
✅
Oh no! You got a heart attack! Quick, watch this video that shows you how to do CPR. But, there is a 4 hour ad!💀💀💀
"Surprise exam!!"
"But it's 3AM!!!"
"Don't care"
Walt is too OP lmao
Have you seen the man's forehead? LMAO!
Walt has an Alien inside his Head Controlling him, :)
@@jimmy8084 JIMMY WHAT!!!!!?????????????!!!!!????
@@nightcordkaito you have made me happy
Beluga's last advice: "Never use the internet"
*WHOSE TIMING IS WORSE ??*
I love how beluga purposely spells stuff wrong and gets up at 3 am just for the comedy.
Ya
Or he just changes the time in settings?
in discord everyone spell everything wrong and grammer means nothing in discord
@@zorachier2765 also everyone is up at 3am
he gets up to film a lucid dreaming video
I genuinely love the sidequests in these videos
When you get an ad before clicking on the video
Ok
Imagine Getting a Heart From Beluga 🔥
@@Zaid.Masood keep imagining
To the person reading this: You're all that and a super-size bag of chips. I believe in you. Be happy ✨ Virtual hug loading (づ￣ ³￣)づ
My dream is to hit 13k by the end of this year, i would really appreciate. But it's totally fine if you don't want to.✨
that’s literally what happened to me
Beluga: im smart
Also Beluga: *has a 75% chance of dropping a spelling mistake when he says anything on discord*
That's intentional to stand out
Beluga: never use the internet
Also Beluga: **posts this on the internet**
lol
0:09 this ad is 15 seconds which is not all that long but there’s no skip button which makes it feel more like 15 minutes
Beluga's mum: **Dying**
Beluga: Literally does everything but save her XD
Belu-Mom: *son, help me quick!*
Beluga: *need to get a grill friend first*
Me: i- what?
I hope whoever is reading this has a good day 💓
read my n ame
@@caniget50subsfromonlycomme86 Bot
@@mariaguzman532 no I'm not
@@caniget50subsfromonlycomme86 Why You Say read My name?
@@mariaguzman532 because my other yt got deleted.
I had 2k. Now I'm tryna get it back...
Plot twist: Jimmy was actually hecker in disguise
bruh dont trust this 100k help me get subs guy
Same
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB im sorry- i- i- i did... but like uhhhh what did beluga teach us in this video....? dont use le internet uwu
@@sethi9917 bruh its Sid from toy story🤣
@KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB go away bot
I legit one time had a 2 hour ad but they made it skippable but still imagine the pain of someone if TH-cam glitches and they can skip it. (It was also only a timer counting down so that makes it even more painful)
Beluga: **Suffering in ads**
*TH-cam Premium: I'm the savior, i'm here to save you!*
Bills: SIKE!
TH-cam Premium: We will just take $999999999999999999999999999999.99
Ok
I'm yt premium lol-
YT premium is expensive tho
Beluga: *notices an ad asking if you are single*
Belu-mom: *literally dying*
I'm surprised how everyone calls Beluga "Begula".
i think it will become his channel name at this point
Because hecker calls him begula
I hadn't even noticed lol
I wanna be the most hated person in the world!!!😡😡😡
It's just the way Begula is
2:28 Belu-mom: +coughs+ BELUGA, WHERE ARE YOU??? +waits for Beluga+ Well, if he isn‘t here, I think I should look TH-cam videos how to do crb… +waits until the ad finished+ Ohh, cool ad! Yes, I am single! +clicks ad+ +dies+
Me: **searching up how to do cpr to save someone**
**Gets an unskippable add**
WHYYYY
Imagine that in a life of dead situation
TH-cam Vanced heheh
Ads should be removed from emergency videos
I wanna be the most hated person in the world!!!😡😡😡
@@gremlin_22 yt doesnt care. They want their fat check from inappropriate game ad and scammer site
The thing I don't understand is how brilliant our beluga is . He makes different videos and has many ideas on his mind😉
hinestly tho 😭
He is brillaant
He is a so brilliant and sweet 🐱
Yes he is brilliant
agree
Meanwhile:
Mr Hecker: “am I a joke to you?”
Could've asked Hecker for help in exam or skittle
Lol this video jumped from anecdote inkling to the next in an even more ludicrous way than usual. Or is that just me? I thought it seemed much more random
THIS MAN MAKES GOOD CONTENT I EVER WATCHED AND MAKED ME LAUGH ABOUT “are you single” AD, Jimmy made the perfect ad for men!
made
HIHI :D
@@jimmy8084 hi
@@honami_number_1_fan yw and thank you.
@@jimmy8084 hi
Jimmy seems like the type of person to find toys, torture them and disassemble them and put them back together
Belu-Mom: *coughing to death*
Beluga: sounds like a great time to get a girlfriend!!!
I love how there's a picture of Bob on the quiz website. Church of the SubGenius fans know what's up.
Billie Eilish: I'm the bad guy
TH-cam: I'm the ad guy
Imagine losing your mom because of a Mcdonalds AD 😂
Someone who lost there mom to McDonald’s ad: HAHAH- But no at the end of the day it’s not funny it’s serious ;-;
@@bellabarronnn yeah, True
A spanish McDonald's ad
Some beluga things bruh 😆 lol
@@noteli8010 lol
Who starts choking to death at 3 in the morning?
Belu-mom: Oh boy 3am!
Ads need to get suspended, imagine you get a ad on TH-cam when you have a life or death situation, and imagine if the ad is longer than how much you would live if you dont fix your situation
Top 10 TH-cam Betrayals: *Gives us two 15 second ads… with NO skip button*
U don't gotta comment three times -_-
хахах, в россии реклама не пропускается, и обычно идёт по 30 секунд
Here
To the person reading this: You're all that and a super-size bag of chips. I believe in you. Be happy ✨ Virtual hug loading (づ￣ ³￣)づ
My dream is to hit 13k by the end of this year, i would really appreciate. But it's totally fine if you don't want to.✨
3rd time I’ve seen this...
I love the fact that beluga acts absolutely disinterested about anything serious in his vids. Love em man, keep going!
Belu-Mom: I'm dying *coughs*
Meanwhile
Beluga: *I don't have a gril friend*
MOOD:)
Sometimes the Ads are longer than the video itself lol
I got a 20 second ad for a 3 second video.
Nobody
Yt ads: alright so let’s be an hour long and unskippable
o.o lol-
lol
Am i in history now?
@@LordRoboter. probably
@@MinegamerIsBored lol
belumom: dies
youtube: +$3.00
youtube: that is... acceptable
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment current subs: 67
@@RunTheProgram cap lol
*TH-cam without dislikes is like imagining Hecker without his hecking skills 😔*
I can still see dislikes
This video has 442 dislikes
So now I know it's not just me who can't see the dislike ratio
@@YASH_AK_YT 459 rn
I also can’t see it
Why cant u see it
Skippable ads can get TH-camrs demonetised because users can skip the ads and that doesn’t get the TH-cam creators any money. Not even 1 penny.
Belu-Mom: Coughs
Beluga: searches how to do CPR
Gets a Spanish McDonald’s ad with the Taco Bell sound
I wanna be the most hated person in the world!!!😡😡😡
@@bobloz4150 k
@@bobloz4150 Oh you already are. This clearly is a click bait to one of his videos so DONT do that
I m Hardworking from 2 years but still not reach 2k😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
Legends has it that Belu-mom is still dying to this day…
0:08, McDonald's revenge for beluga on the wifi and not buying any food
Beluga's mom: **is dying**
Beluga: *Oh no! Anyway..*
@DON'T who cares at this point
I would like this but it’s on 69 likes
Beluga "getting a girlfriend "
The fans :What did it cost ??
Beluga : My mom :o
plot twist
It's gril friend.
@@Martha.fokker 😂
The dark side of the web is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural
My dad once had the whole lego movie as an ad when it first came out
Begula: never use the internet
Me: then how can I watch your videos?!
he said not use internet 'specifically', but didn't say not to use youtube...
@@Riptide900 TH-cam requires internet, but the way to watch his videos is by downloading them of the dark web.
Belugas vids blew up so quickly, completely deserved they're so good
Plot Twist: "Timmy" is actually "Sid" in Toy Story.
the fact someone put an ad on a cpr video.. truly scares me
Honestly, these videos are great. But the “belu-mom” her icon- I CANT-
1:10. 696969 kb, I see what u did there “begula” 😏😏
Who else started watching Beluga and now couldnt stop watching him? 😀🍪
Mee
Me
Yes
To the person reading this: You're all that and a super-size bag of chips. I believe in you. Be happy ✨ Virtual hug loading (づ￣ ³￣)づ
My dream is to hit 13k by the end of this year, i would really appreciate. But it's totally fine if you don't want to.✨
Yeah its because people like watching shirty discord vuds nowadays
TH-cam ad is 15 minutes long!!!!
Can we talk about the fact that Beluga still would've been in the ambulance while taking that exam?
I like how Beluga just forgor his mom dying and "plot twisted harded rocked" lmao
Beluga: Getting a Girlfriend
Belu-Mom: Dieing, Am I a joke to you?
I wanna be the most hated person in the world!!!😡😡😡
@@bobloz4150 Thats cool!
But I dont think anyone asked ._.
Moral story:never trust jimmy
Legends say beluga mom is still coughing
I love how this just completely moved on from Belu-mom dying to completely unrelated things. Legit a fever dream
Why is no one talking about the fact that Walt gave Beluga and his class 5 minutes to study, but told them to watch a video more than a hour long?
Edit: woah I've never gotten so many likes before, my highest was about 20. Thanks :D
Cause that's just what Walt does...
No you'll just find a guy summarizing the entire thing down in the comments
_Big brain move_
Cause yes
10 second ad that's skipable after 5 seconds: *i sleep*
5 second unskipable ad: *Why are we still here, just to suffer?*
That ending quote should be “Never reject TH-cam premium recommendation”
Beluga: Posts
Bots: “Allow us to introduce ourselves”
True bruh-
Lol
😂
Like you
BOT
B-Brilliant
E-Elegent
L-Lucky
U-Unique
G-Genius
A-Amazing
Omg he gave you a heart
U got heart
0:44 Begula forgot about skittle-chan
It's torture whenever you get a fifteen second unskippable ad. It's even worse when you get two fifteen second unskippable ads in row. 2 ads back-to-back was TH-cam's worst addi-
"Buy TH-cam Premium and watch your videos free of ads for only $11.99 a month."
tion. Am I right?
R.I.P
Belu-Mom
We still can’t tell if she’s coughing or not