The Worst Schedule Segment
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“fIrSt iMpReSsIoNs aRe eVeRyThInG”
>no shower
>no shave
>pajamas
>ill fitting shirts
>hungover
>messy hair
>picks skin
>burps
>snorts
>sweats
> Pulls the pickle in front of children
>works from home, obsesses over his schedule and still arrives late to his own streams
>begins his "gaming" streams with a pointless hour-long copecast, followed by a 20-minute bathroom break
Alright Iron Aesthetic, you know what? You know wha- *leans in*
@@saturn580 Even worse he starts his Stream and doesnt even appear until 30-35 minutes later, i dont fucking know anyone who does this shit.
Don't forget the most important thing for this list. HE KNOWS EVERYRHING ABOUT EVERYTHING. You know that one trait on earth everyone in the world dislikes😂. Well our boy Disheveled Seedy Perpetrator (DSP) Has this unholy of all traits KNOW-IT-ALL-ISM and wears it proudly like the crooked goatee on his Fugly Face LOL 😂😂😂
"We're stuck in this groundhog day feeling". YOU are stuck, Phil. Not us. Mid life crisis is starting to hit you. And you'll never see the end of it.
I am almost 50 and my life isn't a perpetual misery like Phil's.
@@Gentou76I can easily believe that. You can be happy, satisfied, healthy, fit and strong in both mind and body at any age, not to mention having wholesome relationships with other people and spending time on this planet in a worthwhile manner. You must not be a disgusting PigRoach bottom-feeder, which is probably why you are where you are.
By the way, best of luck to you and may your DSPositivity last forever.
This dude is so out of touch with everything... it's amazing he doesn't run out of air
More like it's amazing anything works in that disgusting pigpen... what with half the house not working and falling apart, with a garage filled with trash...
38:52 I don’t see Maximillian struggling with multiple video game genres, it looks like a Dsp problem.
True. I don't really watch Max but he is able to jump between fighting games. RPG games and playing with friends and finish them all.
@vegeta2998 Plus a Wife, Child and Dog to care for as well
It's always "we're so back" then immediately to "the house is gone kat is dead and jasper is missing" there is no in-between for philbert
"Peepol are sayeeng" is his favorite person to fall back on when he can't make his own opinion on anything.
Nobody is saying shit to this pufferfish he just wears that phrase like armor so he never has to admit he's stupid when he gets called out for being stupid
@@doctormalleycat Exactly, he rarely gets told stuff. He sees something on Twitter and relays it in such a way that even he believes it's 100% factual. Most of that shit isn't... but what does he know? he never does research. Not that he cares...
When he lost his legendary items Astarion had when he left I died laughing.
It is kind of hilarious
He could've just went back a save too. But he "wants consequences" but doesn't want them, and just wants to bitch for literal hours. Dude is a tardo.
Haha if his life isn't like Ichibans in Infinite Wealth we get Astarion acting like Sidescrollers and capitalizing on DSP's hardwork while Phil is left empty handed.
My favorite is when the game hooked him up with Halsim.
I can't imagine how phil would deal with a real problem or one that wasn't self induced
Don't worry he is a KNOW IT ALL. He will be fine here is an example:
PROBLEM
Doctor: Sorry Phil but you have Cancer
SOLUTION THAT HAS NOTHING. TO DO WITH THE PROBLEM
Phil: Must be from all the RPG being released at the same time. I knew it. Everyone In The world should run everything through me from now on because I'm so smart.
What is Phil yapping about. Fandoms have always existed, for better or for worse. Niche communities were always a thing. This isn't something new. The only thing that has changed is that those communities are just much bigger now and they get more content.
Specialized TH-cam channels are a thing. People who have played the same game for literally years now and people still come to watch THEM. Because they are interesting. Nobody wants to watch Phil. Because it's HIM. Absolute crazy talk.
Big ups to Atlus & the entire Skeleton Crew 🙌
Imagine claiming to “love games” and be “immersed in the story” only to never finish them if people don’t give you enough money.
And run into some "brick wall" that really isn't because you don't pay attention and struggle for more than 15 minutes on it...
Or sleep while watching the cutscenes 😂
Phil refuses to cut his podcasts and use that time to allegedly play these games that are hog-tying his channel.
If you took an 11 year old who was a bitter social outcast, a hardcore video game obsessive and an incel and then aged him 30 years, you'd get DSP *space* Gaming.
add a bit of post nasal drip for laughs :)
He could play the Princess Peach game to break the rpg cycle and get day one views, but then Nintendo gets all the precious Yt ad revenue
Addendum: he REALLY needs another social media site for games aside from Twitter. "nobody talks about FF7 rebirth you guys!" yeah, because Twitter only hypes memes or thirst for gurls (he's married dood!) or cancels people.
Give us this day our daily Bookkeeper
What is blud yapping about? Also: Atlus, we are concerned about your mental health watching so much philbert... Just kidding ack ack ack
If Atlus started blatantly insulting and threatening Phil, then I'd be worried. This guy is great~ One of the few detractors that hasn't had enough and stopped caring about being somewhat respectful. (Lookin' at you Aqua Teal and Snort Hogan)
@@MLPIceberg Soma Julius Cruz is also kinda falling into this trope. People get tired of DSP's shtick
Maximilian dood is on playthrough part 13. Sure Phil nobody is talking
41:07 YES! the outright reliance on others'opinions is one of The Guy's more detestable traits. no originality, no creativity; a husk of a person and a sham of an entertainer.
Why is there never a plan B? Phil is always blindsided when something doesn't go his way, but it's never his fault.
Making a plan b requires time and thinking. Dsp doesn't have any time dood. And he's completely incapable of thinking, obviously
Victimhood doesn't plan ahead, everything "just happens to them".
I watched Memology's vid from after he was sick last October today. He literally says that. Everything just happens to him. He truly can't see it's mostly his fault. Mamchild tendencies....big time.
He barely has a plan A….
If only Linda would've plan B'ed it, we wouldn't get this robust entertainment.
Not his fault. He does EVERYTHING CORRECT d00d. Nothing he can do. Lol 😂😂😂
You should make an Etsy store selling some kind of flask/bottle that has "rpg like" or "fantasy travelerr like" feel to it with your skeleton and fanart version of THE GUY. Love your sip edits.
He wants credit for not playing Dragon’s Dogma 2 because he’s oversaturated on RPGs.
So he’s gonna play Dragon’s Dogma 2 as a solution to RPG overload, sound good?
Sounds good to me!
Hearing him complain about BG3 is like watching a child whine about too much ice cream. While actively pretending to LIKE the ice cream
Imagine thinking a character leaving your party in an RPG is a glitch and bitching about it when it's not really a glitch... Phil plays RPGs that have characters LEAVING the party both permanently and temporarily. How the fuck does he not know it can happen? Oh... wait. Of course he doesn't. It's not integral for beating the game, so it doesn't matter.
Hahaha Alone in the Dark hit the stores today. He could pick that as a breaker with all rpgs he's bitchin about.
Here's a thing, if i was being given every game, you'd easily get an honest review out of me for any of them. If my opinion of the game, had to factor in how much I made playing it. I'd be DSP, striking the game down, or quitting it because "support" is down.
The big content creators arent being made or broken because of how good or bad ANY game is. DSP's whole business seems to hinge on every games release schedule.
If he were as really as entertaining and as "meaingful to his audience" as he likes to think he is, he could play free games as his gimmick and make a living doing it.
And at this point his game libraries got to be immense. He could go back to it any of those hundred games that he owns.. but no, he's a one and done type of guy. Unless there's "support" to be had of course. Like him replaying the souls games.
His solution of "Only give 5 or so streamers a game so they can showcase the full game" is so stupid man, if they show off the whole game, who the hell from their audience is going to buy it? Considering he has a BIZNESS DEGREE he knows fuck all about marketing.
Don’t threaten us with a good time, DSP [re: dropping RGPs for good]
“Play them till they’re fucking done” is Phil’s own “ILL SMOKE YOU……TILL YER DEAD!”
I tried giving Phil money.
He told me I resembled a lengthy rpg and refused to take it.
The King of Retro but refuses to play anything that isn't brand new. I would say he's the King of Contradictions but that's given at this point.
His only real concern is that nobody's giving him " support " . It seems like he could just really give no f's about anything than that.
Ah, he knows all the streaming platforms by name but it takes him a minute to remember the one with WWE on it. Phil “I haven’t watched WWE in a decade but yes Craig, I still play Champions” B.
LOL that Halo Reach gameplay was fire tho Atlus, i wont lie, also complains about rpg's and may be playing yet ANOTHER RPG? 🤔interesting, big up Atlus Third edit im sorry, but people have ALWAYS been in their OWN lane of game genre, wtf is dsp talking about?!
Reach is the BEST Halo game. My opinion is Fact.
"If i see Tut, Tut, Tut or Emerald7 this ... I'm going to BAN BAN BAN!"
If it weren't for being conditioned by OIC and bankrolling BG3... DSP would have been fishing for whales and dents through his BEG-A-THON's
DSP: 🎶I am on loop 9000 times and I go on loop 9000 more Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da🎶
Could’ve just said “grab the bull by the horns” like a normal human but no had to add the “grab the ogre by the balls and speed bag it” because everything is shit or balls with him surprised he didn’t say “I’m gonna grab the shit by the spoon and EAT IT, I’m gonna be honest I’m done playing rpgs”
DSP, in his natural setting.
Normal streamer: *Finishes game.* "That was fun, let's move on to the next game!"
DSP: (endless rant about too much RPG and lack of support for weeks on end, while wasting time not playing anything.)
Reminiscent of when he said he had enough and he was gonna stop begging, and then that lasted for an amazing 1.5 days before he was begging again.
He makes such a small change of dropping a game seem like such a massive decision lmfao
dsp really isnt watching many streamers.because other streamers actually beat games. he says people stopped talking about rebirth after 3 days but there are alot of playthroughs and streams going on still. People talk about things alot on discords and among friends tho a thing he doesnt do cause he has no friends, least none we know about.
it’s amazing to me how the guy makes every single wrong decision. need to get through the RPGs? time to skip content instead of cutting the segments nobody cares about. just incredible how his “brain” works
Why does he feel the need to put his foot down and take charge? Dude, it’s your channel! Just make the change and get it done. Seriously. Makes me go insane.
It's learned helplessness. He has genuinely incorporated being a victim into his identity. So, no matter the circumstances, he always views himself as a victim of outside forces. Whenever he makes changes, he has to cut a wrestling promo to feel strong.
I agree. He does do the victim mentality. It is draining on an audience.
Atlus again delivering black tar content to us junkies
That hype Phil misses is anti-consumer. It still exists a little, but it's good that it's not like it was before. It makes people buy things because of peer pressure or because there's no viable alternative, rather than because they like that kind of thing. For example, the Sierra-style adventure game existed for ten years even though almost everyone hated them because there were so few other computer games on the market.
38:07 this analogy is complete shit because phil is generalizing again
lets say the hot new show is a crime drama, not everyone would watch it because not everyone likes to watch crime dramas
and dsp implying that fighting game players dont ever play rpgs or shooter players dont ever touch fighting games is absolutely stupid.
people are people and can have multiple intrests. but because he think hes the only real streamer out there he is the only person that plays multiple types of games.
Corolation without causation. Rebirth is NOT selling less than Remake because “too many RPGs.” A lot of people playing those other RPGs may not have ever intended to play Rebirth and thus never will. Atlus really nailed it on the head in the video: Rebirth most likely isn’t selling well because it’s a Part 2 in a minimum Three Part Series (possibly four parts, no idea how the plan is going at Squeanix). Sequels often already don’t do as well as originals.
Three parts, that's been confirmed since Rebirth was revealed
The server browser is the best, most consistent way of getting into multiplayer. His 'modern matchmaking' totally breaks down when not that many people are playing.
HAHAHAhaa 'I don't do what it takes to become popular".
Found your channel a couple weeks back and have become a daily watcher. I hate to say it, but you're the only active DSP-focused commentator I've found that doesn't have an annoying voice/commentary. Keep up the great work, these videos are perfect 👍
Appreciate that boss. Sad to hear you dont like some other detractors but you like what ya like. Appreciate all your time 🙏
Atlus the cheek clapper
He asks questions as if he's interested in his dents' answers
Its good to see people breaking free from the pignosis
This lone schedule segment is one of the worst moments of the year so far. He is tweaking so badly and having a meltdown over a couple games. Saying that he just wants to get these games over with shows that he doesn’t enjoy them. He just wants to play them to maximize the amount of money he gets and then move onto the next game on the conveyor belt. His gacha mobile game addiction has seriously affected his ability to enjoy things long term. He needs that immediate gratification.
I don’t like this board-meeting, boss-man is being really aggressively.
Biggest of ups
Curated and robust scheduling issues
I see the roach is still blaming everything but himself
Of course
He will quit or threaten to quit every single game in existence except Like A Dragon. He’ll play that game to the finish if theres no one watching and no one giving money
This is where he outright said he wanted to play Dragons Dogma 2 over Rise of the Ronin, but next week when DD2 bombs he blames his audience and then says he wanted to play Rise of the Ronin but his dents told him to play DD2. I never understand how he can just blatantly lie even when there is video evidence of his lies, and he just says I never said that
The repeating parrot really pissed you off this episode lol. I use him as proof this is a simulation.
In case you didn’t know Dragon Dogma 2 doesn’t have or feature quest markers at all and have timed quest or quest failure. This will be quite the experience assuming he isn’t wasting the first stream making his character instead of you know downloading the demo and being ready since he picked this game to play.
He claims that during his day off he will be making his character so friday can be all gameplay
The guy: “too many RPGs”
Also the guy: “Elden Ring’s DLC is gonna save the channel”
Actual Green Hill Zone level thinking
Yeah i caught that lol. I love green hill zone level thinking 🤣
His hair is disappearing at a rapid rate lately
No sunlight, frequent masturbation, too much stress and lack of a decent diet... That or he drew the short straw for genetics.
Why does it sound he’s trying to hold back some vomit when he’s clearing his throat?
Either he really is, or it's all that snot dripping down his throat... ugh, that makes me shudder in disgust. That guy needs to blow his nose and take some allergy medication instead of suffering from (checks notes) "Postnasal Drip" and snorting because of it. Which doesn't exist by the way because I have bad allergies and take medication for it. I'm fine. No snorting and no snot dripping down my throat.
it's absolutely wild how his tone has a way of making you skeptical of literally anything he says. he always sounds like he's lying (which he often is), so when he talked about the battlefront collection being a "buggy piece of shit" for everyone, i was fully expecting no one else to be having trouble with the game
Dsp can't even be thankful for being able to make his own work schedule. Incredibly spoiled brat
the first 20 seconds in and i see that TaigaHolic (a big vtuber) got a gifted membership I think it's time we interrogated him
2:10 Einstein said it best : The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results...
That is exactly Phil's attitude to his situation.
Appart from him, everybody else knows nothing WILL change.
We, the viewers, are witnessing a Human Beings decent into Madness..Live.
It's like a Trueman Show Bizarro edition
I was actually going to put that quote in the thumbnail, but my whole idea changed by the time I finished
Great video as always
Imagine being in the let's play/streaming business for over a decade but constantly falling behind the changes in the industry and always suffering for it - while other streamers/let's players *who came up long after you did* are able to succeed and thrive by - dramatic gasp - *keeping up with the industry.*
But of course, none of it is Piggy's fault. He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct, he was blocking, there was lag, and the other streamers were using online patterns while spamming jabs, obviously.
So basically what I got from his rant is him complaining that he can't keep up with trends at all because he's so slow with not only playthroughs, but the fact that new stuff comes out all the time so people like to learn about what the new things are. He can't fathom just playing whatever has his interests at the time and not focusing on what's the new games coming out to play it day 1 because he just does it for money. Every choice he makes for his streams are the same ones that keep putting him in these positions and he doesn't get it.
Big ups Altus for the constant attention being given to the pigroach on how terrible he is sounds good sounds good to me and by the way khet agrees
It blows my mind.
No one i have ever known wants games to be more expensive while they want the games to be shorter like DSP...
And just remember this guy said "If the Elden Ring DLC is going to be $40, it must be at least 40hrs long"
@Kvny_ omg your right. I forgot about that.
I'm going to have an aneurysm, he wants games to be shorter and longer while being more expensive and cheaper.
@@KaplenPayne he's a walking contradiction through and through XD
He legit wants only himself to stream games.
That thumbnail is a glimpse at the guy's Domain Expansion: Mr Views, Beggars are choosers.
I've only been paying mildly consistent attention to DSP shenanigans for a few months and I've seriously heard him say "oh no, donations are down" about 50 times.
He must be constantly begging for more money, isn't he?
24:43 Wait so Phil's going to substitue playing three RPG's with another RPG I think I just had an anyurism from sheer stupidity
"engages and supports the playthroughs" gg phil you just said you hold rpgs behind a paywall for the future
He still doesn't understand that the support for Baldur's gate 3 is artificial. He only reacts to things if it's an insult or if there is money attached and he's too stupid to play the game on his own. So his viewers have to pay him to tell him what he needs to do.
Watching DSP flip flop on his game schedule and decide to finish or not finish a game based on engagement or the fun hes having or whatever feels genuinely like watching a flailing fish desperately trying to get back in the water. In this analogy, the fish is a 40 year old manchild and the water is money. The flailing is real flailing 😂
38:25 Atlus might be overdosing on DSP. Listening to him constantly ramble on about nonsense is getting to him.😂
Its been tough
I wonder how much monetization he has banned throughout the years?
Of course Me, DSP, the ultimate consumer, bought it early. You could sell me a kayak in the desert if you told me its the best one...
This got way too big a laugh out of me.
17:37 also everyone was jumping too early sales were low and not wait for SE to announce how many by the end of the month
Relink and Persona 3 Reload came out of the same week, sold a million.
Atlus you always have the best thumbnails 😂 brightens my days.
Appreciate that. I actually really love doing the thumbnails, and i always worry that it doesn't show through.
@@AtlustheBookkeeper left and right on the X and Y axis 😆 love your khantent brother.
I don't understand how Phil can call other people greedy and say they're only motivated by money when he's the one spendine 20 minutes talking about how he's not making enough money to justify streaming a game anymore
Update comment: "Dogma isn't it." I played and loved it, but it was an acquired taste with a very high learning curve. Ronning is better suited for his laziness. I give him three, maybe four streams MAX. if im wrong I'll admit to like kate lol 😂
Dave weeping over Rebirth not saving the channel is always fun. I'm sure "Insert whatever game" is going to save the channel dood 🐽
Can't stand it whenever Phil latches onto a new word he's discovered, and drives it into the ground. "Rut" is the newest one.
It makes me want to eject that word from my own vocabulary.
14:30 He is unhinged!
I think Phil associates finishing games with being a better gamer.
I am so tired of the "lengthy RPG" complaining. The problem isn't the length of the game. Phil's time management is downright horrible. He spends 2 hours talking in a "podcast", followed by a 3 hour stream where he progresses no more than 45 minutes through a game. Then night streams is another 2 hours where he progresses 30 minutes. He could've beaten the RPGs by now if he actually progressed and spent his time wisely.
his whole rant at the end of the video about people talking about something for a day and moving on, is totally a result of him getting all his information from Twitter headlines. If something doesn’t have 10 headlights talking about how great it is then DSP will think that it is no longer popular
Haven't preordered a game since Resident Evil 6 (2012).
This dude is literally sitting in his house, by himself, yelling at a camera that he's gonna beat these games come hell or high water, like Phil honestly look at yourself for a minute
This guy wastes so much oxygen in his rants he'll have to start asking people to donate those cans of air from spaceballs instead of money
I love how he says the first time they remade battlefront it was trash, but he thought this time it would be good, so brilliant Phil
I'm really happy that I got to Act 3 and still have a lot of side quests, my only complaint is that there aren't more levels.
He's basically just mad he can't milk a game for months
39:10 That feels like an gross over simplification Mr. "Not everything is in black and white"