I think Michael Jackson naming his kid Blanket has to be up there for worse name of all time. The poor kid recently changed it after years of bullying.
Nah, you name him ACE Eagle, because he was conceived during a Hole in One. or Birdie... if you pulled out because of the weather and somehow got it in during the second stroke. No gimmes!
Me n father’s name is Alfred. But we go by Anderson. Well he goes by Andy. Almost to the point we forget our 1st name is even Alfred. Like a Doctor’s Office.
I HATE how selfish parents name their kids these stupid names. My daughter asked to get her ears peirced (she is 6) and I said no. She said, "but Hadley's parents let her get them pierced" and I said, "well, but her name you can tell they have horrible judgement"
I went to school with a Chinese kid with the best name ever .....wi win We win was a nerd that we used to get high and he would call his mom crying u ain't seen nothing till u seen a guy with complete 100 percent chinese face blazed out of his skull standing in the corner singing more that I can give The jane jenson song
Alot of Norwegian names there i noticed. If you're American, please give your kid an American name. It sounds weird when you give them a foreign name, because its not intended for English. If somebody here in Norway named their kid "Brad" that would be the weirdest thing ever.
Uhhh...Bill, your name is Bill. As in a form of currency. As in a legal affirmation. As in a financial obligation sent to people's houses that they usually hate to get.
“Why don’t you just call her truck stop whore” I’m crying 😂😂😂
Lmao "Gertrude? What is she banging someone in the Gestapo?"
I lost my shit at this😂😂😂
I was sipping water at that line. Spit it all over the wall.
"WIN!! Win!! Godammit!!"
Cracks me up every time 😂
I laughed so hard that I literally had to stop doing anything, and take several deep breaths to collect myself
Lost it here ;-)
Oh my god just hearing Bill listing off these names is hilarious
"...are you guys still listening to this?"
Ok. That first 15 seconds, followed by him saying birdie. Fuck you..
One of the funniest things I've ever heard.
"Toulouse...I saw that and my dyslexia just saw 'toolshed'" lmfao
but really, who the fuck names their kid after an edm song? lmao
Toulouse Lautrec. French impressionist artist from the 1800s.
The name Cosmo only works when your last name is Kramer.
Or turner
nah
I'm gonna name my kid Toolshed
8:27 the best "Go Fuck Yaselves" I've ever heard from Burr.
He named his kid Lola, he doesn't have much ground to stand on here
"Fridge".
Bill Burr listing off names is funnier than a lot of these new Netflix "comedy" specials.
I woke my house up when he suggested "fridge" as a name lmao HAHAHAH
Bill Burr is the greatest comedian
“Gertrude. Jesus Christ what is she banging someone in the fucking Gestapo?” 😂🤣😂🤣
Birdie the street fighter character.
birdie sanders...?
Imao. I googled it as he was speaking and following the page as he went. It's fun!!!
Smiling Badger lol same here.
+Smiling Badger haha same...
I almost choked laughing at fridge.
When he said the name “Mortimer” I immediately wanted to start a new Skyrim save and make that my characters name.
I wish I would have heard this before yesterday. Just named my kid Birdie Alabama Applesauce.
This is one of the funniest things I have ever heard
Bill you should consider doing a hockey podcast during the NHL season. I could see it being super popular in Canada
I'm a Canadian that actually doesnt give a shit about hockey, but I'd listen to that
i love bill's rants
"Was I too harsh this week on people?"
You can never be too harsh on people.
"bad mitten" 1:52 😂
you kick ass dude! keep it up.
Win! WIN GODDAMIT man im dying
"Fuck names their kid Hawk?"
".. scurvy & all that horse shit." haha
"Lampy." I died. :D
TOOLSHED!
I think Michael Jackson naming his kid Blanket has to be up there for worse name of all time. The poor kid recently changed it after years of bullying.
theslimeylimey
his name is actually Michael jr, I guess he just changed his nickname
+Joel W id take that inheritance for any of those fuckin names lol
+theslimeylimey check out frank zappa's kids names, he named his son dweezil
+theslimeylimey agreed, didnt know he changed it tho.
+Nathan McCaffrey dont forget moon ahmet and diva
Win... Win god damn it!
...my sister is named Birdie. She's named after my grandmother. Lol.
1:13 "Give her a pretty name!!!" 🤣
Lmfao when he said Mortimer hahahahaha
Ol' Birdie Burr
Kids names now are. Nicknames and dog names. Can't wait to see Grandpa Skylar
I met a kid with the name Bluejay. His parents were hippies. My first name is Forrest and that's bad enough, especially cause I grew up in the 90s/00s
I think this dude just want to fuck with Bill's reading ability
This is great!
This is the funniest thing ever istg
That “FUCK YOU” part made me laugh so hard
He is naming his daughter Birdie and his big concern is that the initials will read out BUG 😂
Nah, you name him ACE Eagle, because he was conceived during a Hole in One.
or Birdie... if you pulled out because of the weather and somehow got it in during the second stroke. No gimmes!
“Ugh, you can just feel their itchy clothes”
"Win!?! WIN, GODDAMMIT!!" - fucking died :'D
"What is she bangin someone in the Gestapo??" Fucking dead
As soon as he said he was trying to think of a hippie name I thought of "Flower".
lmao
Mortimer actually sounds like a badass name to me. Like a WW2 hero or something
I picture a banker in the 20s. Still sounds badass though
At least he could be Morty
Milt is fish spunk.
My dog's name is Birdie. After Larry Bird.
That's cute
Lizzie Ruffell that’s a great name for a dog though
This shit had me rolling lol Fucking birdie hahahahaha
Blanche for the win
Didn't know Daniel Bryan was a listener
Lmao mte
Toolshed!! hahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious
3:06 Blanch? Who tf came
up wit that😭
“WHO NAMES A FUCKING KID PATIENCE” 💀
I died at Mortimer
Scarlett Johansson was named Birdie in The Man Who Wasn't There
3:22 anyone naming their kid "Oswald Oswin " is a BLATANT Doctor Who fan...
Jus'sayin'...
"FRIDGE"
If I ever have a son, his name will be Thaddeus, cause it's a badass name XD
Is it tho?
TheGuyWhoIsAustralian no hahaha
Me n father’s name is Alfred. But we go by Anderson. Well he goes by Andy. Almost to the point we forget our 1st name is even Alfred. Like a Doctor’s Office.
Can't wait for the action movie where they have to negotiate Ransom for ransom
He farts at 1:41
Irate Killa lmao i heard it
Good ear lol.
ole Billy bum burp
Naming my son Lampy
Birdie is also a street fighter character
bill reads like opie
Old black people saying “hair-ron” instead of heroin is 100% accurate 😂😂
"Lampy"
"Ebineazer"
I HATE how selfish parents name their kids these stupid names. My daughter asked to get her ears peirced (she is 6) and I said no. She said, "but Hadley's parents let her get them pierced" and I said, "well, but her name you can tell they have horrible judgement"
Dirty Birdy! x100
Kids are ROUGH.
I went to school with a Chinese kid with the best name ever .....wi win
We win was a nerd that we used to get high and he would call his mom crying u ain't seen nothing till u seen a guy with complete 100 percent chinese face blazed out of his skull standing in the corner singing more that I can give
The jane jenson song
Must of got the idea 💡 after seven costanza
M. Jackson named his kid blanket
Michael jackson could pay for a different personal investigator to threaten every single person that made fun of his kid. It’s different haha
There are women named Birdie. I dated a young lady decades ago, whose little sister was Birdie.
This is either Daniel Bryan or a Daniel Bryan fan lol
HEron. heRON?!
name him birdie Nam nam
i've heard plenty of people wanting to give their child a "unique" name. i swear some of those names look like they crashed a train into the alphabet.
Lampy or Fridge
Blanket
Tool shed lol
Alot of Norwegian names there i noticed. If you're American, please give your kid an American name. It sounds weird when you give them a foreign name, because its not intended for English. If somebody here in Norway named their kid "Brad" that would be the weirdest thing ever.
+Mathias Rask Ibland så fungerar det, dock.
I vissa mer sällsynta fall så...
Men jo du har en poäng där.
^^
Ps. Fuck waffles
ahaha i snorted at KC kasem
Uhhh...Bill, your name is Bill. As in a form of currency. As in a legal affirmation. As in a financial obligation sent to people's houses that they usually hate to get.
5:34
i wanna name my kid Eric job (from bibles book of job) Obasohan. bad name or ??
My initials are BJ (John Smith isn't my real name)
To me Birdie is the dude from Street Fighter
Lmao how about tide pod
Can't believe he didn't comment on Cosmo
Kinda wishing Lola had been mentioned...
Gretel