If you can’t survive 6 mins without a brain then explain how Jake Paul is still alive Edit: I wrote this with an alt 5 months ago and whenever I log into my alt I get bombarded with notifications from this
But th-oh. People going out even though there is COVID. I know people think they can’t get sick, but they eventually end up getting it. I was thinking about a video when I first saw your comment that I recently watched about a baby being delivered out of a braindead mum, so I was worried. The baby survived but not the mum.
I'm confused, how do you live five minutes without lungs, but 6 minutes without a brain? Both mean you don't breathe, and one stops your heart beat, bowel movements, etc.
You wouldn't need to breath if u don't even have a brain to keep alive, they're talking about how much it's gonna take the body to lose energy and be considered dead
people who survive 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds without organs: welcome to the immortality zone
Bruh technically, u cant survive without brains and the ppl u r talking bout actually have a brain but I wont be dat one nerd who spoils the joke so yeah
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How my friends have lived 13 years without a brain is incredible
so you?
@ Sometimes I have a brain
@@BlueGoggyDo you, tho
Then what if you have just a percentage of brain
LMAO
I can't live for 10 seconds without a jacket these days.
Y
@@Fang84 it's cold
Ikr
And this comment was 25 seconds ago.. and Christmas is on 25 December.
xD
No nose, life time 65 years
*Voldemort:*
LOL, I AM A BIG HP FAN
@@SolitaryCreature1311 then you should probably know he lost it gradually
He lost it when he was 16 years so he could still be alive (also i saw this from somewhere else)
You can still breath in the Mouth
Voldemort was like 75 or something idk
I CAN LIVE WITHOUT A UTERUS
* *cutely rips it out* *
what.
what.
@@bannerlordtv are you a boy by any chance?
@@ironmanisthegoat3OOO are you a boy by any chance?
Cutely???
Hitman: *Makes a headshot*
Victim: *"Looks like I have 6 minutes left."*
That’s funny bro.
Edit : this needs way more attention
waiting for a woooosh
Hitman: So... how's your day?
Victim: Mindblowing to be honest.
@@thegongoolzler2677 LOOOOOLLLLL THAT’S A NICE ONE
If you can’t survive 6 mins without a brain then explain how Jake Paul is still alive
Edit: I wrote this with an alt 5 months ago and whenever I log into my alt I get bombarded with notifications from this
Lol
He has a brain but backwards
lolol
@@lolscotts8667 he has brain on feet
Black magic
Pay F to the people that died during this tests....
Xd
F
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F
F
Lungs are vital to Hamon users
No nose: 65 years
Voldemort: 71 years old
Prolly he had cutted his nose at age of 6
@@enror5161 nah
Ironic.
@@enror5161 nah he lost it gradually from when he was like 20 until about 30
@@enror5161 u don't watch Harry Potter do you
Doctor: you have a week left
Me: pls cut my nose...
*cut the nose*
Message: Your lifespan increased into 65 years left!
Lol
😂😂😂
Underrated ngl
maths
😂
he died so many times to make that video
underrated
Like diavolo in death loop
Lol, its like at "happy death dsy 2U" movie, the girl (and boy) died more than once
Insert [Geometry Dash, GTA, Re:Zero reference here]
@@david_ga8490 don't forget about jojo
The thing is... if you lose any of this you'd still live for the rest of your life
No
@@flamecracken actually, yes
@@StrafeXV if you lose your lungs 🫁 you can't beat
@@KING-ld6fq what
Yes you can live without some organs
But without some other primary organs ,you cant live
6 minutes without brain?
My classmates - 15 years yo
Such an underrated comment
r/woooosh
IKR 😅
IKR
@@ZEYRU335 why did you woooosh him
Without a brain, people cant live longer than 6 mins.
Tiktokers: *HELLO*
I don't know how they can do it...
Rappers: *sing song about drugs and suicide*
14 y.o. on Tiktok: (~˘▾˘)~
Hey, I think it's just my country that hates tiktok.
@@soutamochizuki1608 lucky to be you. My country loves tik tok so much
I have tiktok
Wow, never knew any of these.
I would certainly hope so!
Really?most animals doesn't have these and yet they still live
@@brawmankerlexterminateurde860 cuz they different, lol
@@brawmankerlexterminateurde860 yeah like brain
Me Tho
Without internet : -1 second
Correction: in the year 2020, it was shown that people can survive without a brain.
I see so you don't have a brain
I don't get it :(
But th-oh. People going out even though there is COVID.
I know people think they can’t get sick, but they eventually end up getting it.
I was thinking about a video when I first saw your comment that I recently watched about a baby being delivered out of a braindead mum, so I was worried. The baby survived but not the mum.
@@frankluck3292 do you live under a rock or something
@@DeliciousHam69 no i live under a roof
I'm confused, how do you live five minutes without lungs, but 6 minutes without a brain? Both mean you don't breathe, and one stops your heart beat, bowel movements, etc.
You wouldn't need to breath if u don't even have a brain to keep alive, they're talking about how much it's gonna take the body to lose energy and be considered dead
Because he has no brain...
Me skiping to end of a video to see which organs i can sell
Congratulations, it’s a lung
Micheal Afton want to know your location
Kidney
It is the one kidney and one lung, when you are going to sell it🤣🤣😂💸💸🤑
😂😂😂
“6 minutes without a brain”
Half of the teachers I have interacted with: “challenge accepted”
"65 years without a nose"
Every Adventure Time character: Are you challenging me?
jake, iceking, and lemongra have noses
@@purpel4474 what about finn
@@justpanky934 He doesn’t
Laughs in voldemort
You can live 65 years without nose
Voldemort : laughs 72 years
and krillin
Bro he lost it when he was 20 or something cant really tell
@@Gettinoverbarrie killin isn't 65
He lost his nose while creating horcruxes at 16 or 17 he had nose in his tom riddle flashback
Shout out to the dude who tried all this stuff out for us
Rip him
No, he checked on Google of what would happen..How would he be alive till now?
@@Ravenhehe r/woooooooosh
@@Ravenhehe wooooosh
@@Ravenhehe r/wooooooooooosh
1:26 When the teacher says no buts
“You can live without a nose for 65 years!”
Voldemort: *Laughs in 71 years*
Lmao
@@adwinjoseph3773 Technically ur right
Normal people: 100iq
people who loves voldemort: under -1023 iq
Adventure Time characters: Amateurs.
Omg truee
Shoutout to the guy that tested all of this for us ✌️😙
You can say that to his grave
Hol' up
😳
ಠ_ಠ
o o
( )
“No organs”
Michael Afton: Well yes, but actually no.
Yes.
FNAF
organs go brrr
LmAao
your a man of culture as well
Lmaooo
"You can survive 2 days without liver"
The 50-year-old folks here where I live:
"hold my beer"
My friend is living for 14 years without brain
Underrated
Hahha
I don't get it
Hell nah
Hahaha
I'm 15 and I still give no signs of having a brain
I am 9 on my mom account
@@zimkhithamdekazi612 congrats! You showed your age to the world
@@ongdat92 thx fo the congratulations
@@zimkhithamdekazi612congrats! You didn’t get the joke
@@ongdat92 uhh leave her alone please 😅
No brain: 6min
Me: i'm 16
And u got 10 likes
@@Human-tu2me make that 13
@@catherine-ann2826 and now 28
Make that 31
37
How my classmates have lived 15 years without brains then?
0:36
Maaaany people survive way longer than 6 minutes without a brain. Example: Jake Paul
I love you
I think this is average time
You’re a King
Lololol
Thats a smart example tbh
people who survive 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds without organs: welcome to the immortality zone
y e s
People who survive 100% without organs : welcome to organland
Amazing, my older sister survived 28 years without braincells
😁
r/whooooosh
@@brofist1096 bruh you need to get r/wooooshed for not realizing this comment is a joke
@@countryland69 I’m know this is a joke
@@brofist1096 ok
doki doki enjoyer
wassup
2:50.. so you’re saying, there exists real life voldemorts?!
???
Imagine if a person was born without bones and they're just a human slimy worm
Lol
Lol
I wouldn’t want to imagine that
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮👾👾👾👾👾
*wiggle wiggle*
I didn’t know that tik tok users can live for more than 6 minutes...
Strange...
Isnt it...
HAHAHAHAHAHA IKR BRO
Lmao
lmfao.
fun
We can't live for even 5 secs without good internet.
LOL
True
Yes internet is an organ
@tvrhd2021 good joke
I had to live without internet for 15 days before, it was like living in hell
0:01 mario stole your *LIVER*
1:12
6 minutes without brain?
Then how am i 16 years live ?
Nice joke HAHAHA
I was like “what?” For a few seconds but then I realized 😂 LOL
Can't live for 6 minutes without a brain then how am I still alive?
"Brains: 6 min"
How can be my sister alive
LOL
Good one lol XD
Check if she is possessed or something
@@ashfaqueali1811 Yeah, i think i will
R/ihadastroke
2:36 POV: you don't have tonsils
me: oh well
now im going to tell my teacher that if i was brainless i would be dead
Lol
0:40 Really? 6 minutes to live without brain? I've met politicians who have no brain for their whole life...
damn bro
you be doin' spittin factz
redpilled
Boris Johnson?
Donald Trump?
Kim Jung Un?
@@royaldiamonds1 Joe Biden
No brain: 6 mins
Idiots who are still alive: "am I joke to you?"
also trump supporters: "am i a joke to you?"
@@rairainebruh8490 why do people always have to bring political stuff into this? Lmao
@@rairainebruh8490 no political here please
@@dimlyl4126 ok
i aint tryna talk abt politics im tryna make a joke 😭😭😭😭 not yall tryna be a smartass ✋🙄
It’s all fun and games until you ask who tested these
And what would happen if you were awake in surgery!
When you've broke someone's heart they still live more than 10 minutes
*relatable*
broke? i mean rips out their heart and break it with hand like Raiden rips out senator armstrong's heart
Nose:65 years
Voldmort: makes sense
people who lived 70 years without a brain:
😳
I feel sorry for you
Tiktokers can live without a brain for 10 years
@@elifbozkurt2026 They never had a brain to begin with
@@elifbozkurt2026 Good to know you are 10
The 45th president of the United States has made it past 70 without a brain! That's impressive!
Doctors once thought I had a tumor in my pituitary gland but I didn’t
Wait, you survive 6 minutes with no brain, bro i lived without one my whole life
*Same*
Same
Soy sauce
Does 2+2=5
@@xXCatsRLifeXx yes
Brain: 6 mins
Tiktokers 6 minutes later: Oh I feel like being dead
Underrated comment
@Sunflower plants vs zombies BRUH
@@bombb3500 he uses tik tok
@@eivsleiv368 ok what am I gonna do with that
I'll fix that for you:
Brain: 6 mins
@GD BAMBERT'S LOMB for posting that comment: Oh I feel like being dead
"Cant survive with no brain"
Me to 90% of humans: ???????
Heeeees right
Bruh technically, u cant survive without brains and the ppl u r talking bout actually have a brain but I wont be dat one nerd who spoils the joke so yeah
@@aadi9764 nerd to nerd, I knew that lol it's a joke :)
@@krietvohra2058 Umm...I was being sarcastic..
@@aadi9764 then make it look like a joke
When you wake up at 12 am to 4am your brain thinks you lost an organ and decrease your lifespan
does your brain actually think because with me it doesnt seem to
You forgot about the appendix, you can live your entire lifetime without that too
yeah
what about pp?
But how? If you can't survive without a nose, then how can Voldemort live?
BIG BRAIN TIME
HMMMM
Without nose :65 years
Voldemort : am i a joke to you?
You can still breathe with your mouth
haha lol
Me: It said uterus twice
Also my mind during the nose: Voldemort
"sell kidney"
"Get rich"
"Buy another kidney"
@AKR warrior nah more than that.
Stonks
Who are you? So wise in terms of science
Without WiFi: 0 seconds
Thats why i died
OMFG THATS SO TRUE LOL
Not yet *I HAVE AN OFFLINE GAMES TEHEE*
@@RlOO_ hehe
The people at my school can prove this wrong. 13-14 years without a brain. Built different
My friend made an world record , she lived her whole life without brain
WOW THATS SO FREAKING AMAZING 🤩
Congrats❤🎉😊😊
Without brain: 6 mins
*My teacher says I don't have a brain*
So how I'm alive?
Skills mate
Doctor: you have 5 years left to live
Me: take out my stomach
Doctor: Why?
Me: I can last 5 years without it
wait but-
If WiFi was an organ we all will survive for 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds
We rely on the internet too much XD
"lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ehhhhh......
Not really
@Pistin Cup r/wooooooooooosh
OMG lol xD
How my friends and siblings lived 20 years without a brain its awesome
me 18
That’s cool and awesome
No Organs: *lasts 0s*
Micheal Afton: *Am I a joke to you?*
True
Fnaf is awsome
True
@Chandan M Weirdly worded, but correct-
There's no human if there's no organs in it
Micheal Afton:Am I a joke to you?
How come Karens survived without a brain?
Edit: I am getting a read that Karens live for 6 minutes
Lmao good one
Lmao good one
Lmao good one
one good Lmao
*ESSENTIAL* *OIL*
My teacher lived for 50 something years without a brain shes immortal
fun fact:
torture is not for physical purposes it is for mental purposes
to make the victim think how long it will go and make them go insane
More like a disturbing fact
nose: 65 years
voldemort:
This was great
Lol so true
Video: “Born without a nose”
Me: *VOLDEMORT*
Michael afton: hehe…those are rookie numbers
Fnaf reference
2:42 I'm pretty sure voldermort lived longer than 65 years without a nose.
BAHAHAH
ez he's immortal lmao
2:45 but voldemort living 500 years without nose lol
💀
😂LOL (spoiler)he was born with a nose and lost it later on, he lived to 70-80
If u survive 5 minutes without brain how my cousin is still alive?
Edit:Nvm
haha
This is a meme right?
@@chromasis10 No.
Oh-
1:11 liver stole my mario
"No Organs: Survival Time: 0"
Michael Afton: *wait a damn minute-*
FFFT
Thank god theses aren’t real world pictures
Wow 4 secs
Plot twist: they are
It scares me to think of how scientists know this information...
Most of them are hypothesis, some are real tho, like brain and heart.
vivisection
"NO organs"
Michael afton: Wrong
afton family fan💀💀
@@The.Ludex.Neuvillette gacha fan,💀💀
average day in twitter:
True Michael does indeed had no organs
2:35 Ovaries: 50 years
Every man ever: Gentlemen, synchronise your death watches
Good news if you lose your trachea or larynx! You can watch the entire video!
yay
Everybody: how do they know this
me: *big brain*
*The whole hospital studying every type of case:*
Speedrunners:Well actuall-
Are you trying to tell me that you can survive for 6 minutes without a brain, and 10 minutes without a heart? This is cap
@@johannesgruber8980 You don't want to know.. they tested it
You still have blood when heart stops, so no cap
@@EchoGamez. You still have blood when you’re dead, the difference is it’s not pumping. Guess what pumps it, your heart
@@jaguwa4816 oooo
@@johannesgruber8980 lmao source is in the description bro
It says that no brain is 6 min but Jake Paul has survived years
ikr
Nice one lol
Wait, aren't we the brain tho?
So a body without a brain is actually no one, and that someone is the brain that's missing...
Thats no true. We are a soul. Without a brain we would be dead, a brain helps us think, its apart of our body, we arent the brain.
@@lovelyzkpop7352 A Soul? What. Am I missing something?
@@lovelyzkpop7352 And you think your soul is more attached to your body than your brain? Because the sheer belief in a soul comes from your brain.
bro really said 6 minutes without a brain and 10 minutes without a heart💀
I survive my whole life with out a brain
Relatable give him like now
FAZHAD ok! Yeaaaaaah
Damn
jokes on you i lived without a brain all these years
Lol 😂
top comment
Jokes on you i actually live without a brain till i was born
No more normal things...........
Japan and anime🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Then how did you know to comment
Thank you for the people that tested this
Oof
WHO TESTED IT
@@heatezd me...and I am comming find you...
I am going to find you
@@-_deploy_- nah lol
If we didn’t have skin we would become an attack on titan character
Wait
Voldemort lived without a nose for 71 years.
There's something wrong :)
Survival time without a skin: 30s
Collosal titan: am I joke to you?
LOL
LOLLLLLLLLL
Started watching AOT from yesterday
lol yes
lol attack on titan reference
Me: an intellectual
Removes my lungs when I'm 90 to live another lifetime
Forgot one thing, the gallbladder. Gallbladder is a lifetime survival rate. I know this because my father isn't dead.